#but god i wish

[rotten-dan-art]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE LIL BONUS!!!! first | second | third | This bonus you're reading!!!

linking back this one on the other posts is gonna be annoying, but I rlly love this one so, it will be worth the effort.

I love my boys.

Blade belongs to @sadisthetic

[taikk0]

24 FPS SPINNING KENNY!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM GOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[blossoms-phan]

i’ve never been a person that feels the need to watch things to go to shows multiple times like 2 nights of the same concert and I fully intend on soaking in every moment and making my one show the best night ever but after getting a taste of it I think I could genuinely watch it like 10 times and not get bored literally a culmination of my greatest interest and over a decade of my life in the best era why is money an obstacle

[stringbeanbones]

i hope the pokemon presents is NOTHING. i hope they dont do anything except maybe some virtual console stuff (and MAYBE an outsourced remake) for like 3 years. i NEED them to cook

[pollenallergie]

is it giving horse girl or should we do it???

[boltlightning]

This is about your secret button at work post

I wonder if an IT employee at your workplace just sensed the vibe and [various cartoon sound effects play] oopsies! I slipped! The entire server is shut down for the rest of the day whoops I wonder how that happened

It's not likely but hey

lmao i sincerely hope my organization's servers are just one big red button that says "NO" and someone slams it when the vibes are rancid. maybe that's the real secret button

[unamused-kookaburra]

I hope Lagertha kills Ragnar.

[stil-lindigo]

they're burning ballots in the US now btw. in case you wanted to know where things are at.

Edit: to clarify, locations mentioned are Vancouver, Washington and Portland, Oregon. This news story does not involve Canada.

Important info: Context: Dropbox location was Fisher's Landing Transit Center near Southeast 162nd Avenue Hundreds of ballots lost, voters should contact the Clark Auditor ASAP Clark Auditor contact info: clark.wa.gov/auditor (Washington voters) can confirm your ballot was received on: vote.wa.gov (Oregon voters) can confirm your ballot was received on: sos.oregon.gov General Ballot tracker: voteamerica.org/ballot-tracker

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[kvothe-kingkiller]

I mean its satire and im p sure that would be v illegal

On the one hand, I have ethical qualms about outing people before they're ready.

On the other hand, the policies they're pushing are literally going to get many of us killed. So I'm kinda leaning towards "fuck those backstabbing assholes."

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD

[edwardbonnets]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

[thepositivefella]

I was rewatching Gideon Rises and that scene in which he taunts Dipper by saying he has no muscle nor brains to fight back by himself without the Journal's help really gets to me...

And you know what? Ignore Ford's biased by society's expectations on a 1960's man: Dipper's greatest strenght was NEVER his brains.

I mean, he's incredibly smart, there's no doubt. But Gravity Falls is not a place in which you can survive with that alone despite Gideon and Ford saying so.

Dipper's greatest strenght was always the same as Stan: it's how much he loves his family and how far he's willing to go for his sister.

That same love was what made him stand up to the weirdness in Gravity Falls and always find a way out countless times. It's the reason he could sacrifice things for Mabel again and again and never once feel like she was in debt. The reason he could rescue her from Bill's perfect prison in Mabeland and EVEN THE REASON FORD WAS STILL HERE FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON.

The only thing able to subdue Dipper's very naturally human fear of death was his love for his new great uncle.

On a parallel note, Ford's strenght was actually the same as Mabel all along. His love for the unconventional and ability to think outside the box.

The same episode Mabel meets her favorite magical creature and finds out they're an asshole we get the flashback of Ford experiencing the exact same thing.

[superfast-pillowcase]

I’M CRYING I HAVE THE EXACT SAME THING IN MY WIPS 😭😭😭

Seeing her.

[marvinkmooney]

when you wanna stroke a cat so hard its skin peels back and cuddle it so tight its lungs collapse

[gaypeople]

i just know their intimacy coordinator saw jacob going in tongue first and reacted like the olivia wilde nodding gif