#but given it's a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it

[vaspider]

So I guess it's time for the bit where Spider writes a fanfic the way I do approximately once every 2-3 years.

Who knows when I'll finish it?

[browneyesandhair]

If These Walls Could Talk by browneyesandhair

Summary:

“Don’t you dare,” Penelope stood up. “That money was as much for you and keeping your current lifestyle. You never hesitated to tell us about the money problems. But when it came to Cousin Jack, you kept it to solve on your own - Oh!” Portia eyed her daughter warily. “What is it?” “I need to speak with my husband. I owe the man an apology.” Penelope turned to leave.

Link: ao3 | ffn

Okay - this probably should have stayed in the drafts (aka my notebook), but I already wrote it so inflicting it upon the world anyway.

[space-sweetheart]

girlies (gender neutral) as much as I love seeing more solas/rook content (solrook shippers stay winning!) it's always elf!rook/solas and like yeah that's great! but I NEED qunari!rook/solas, dwarf!rook/solas, and human!rook/solas so bad! like PLS PLS PLS 🙏

[soft-girl-musings]

it's been 11 years and i don't think many (if any) mcu projects are nearly as quotable as the avengers

like they've been trying for a decade but you just can't replicate that

[tokyogirl07]

Hey! Anyone else notice that the so called “Shazam” Family still don’t have FUCKING NAMES!!

Yeah, the wiki says Billy, Mary, and Freddy are Shazam, Lady Shazam, and Shazam Jr. Great....What’s Pedro’s? What’s Eugene’s? What’s Darla’s?

Here, I’ll make it easier:

Captain Marvel (Billy) Cdr. Marvel (Mary) Lt. Marvel (Freddy) Sgt. Marvel (Eugene) Cpl. Marvel (Pedro) Private Marvel (Darla)

There! I fixed your problem and it lets them say their fucking names!

[dynmghts]

TRANSMISSION FROM @beastincidents : “ hey, look at me. i’m slowing you down, we both know it. it’s okay. i’ll hide and wait for back-up; you get yourself out of here. “ (monoma. teehees) TRANSMISSION ENDED / SETTLING DUST , ACCEPTING .

stubborn, obnoxious, frustrating ; these were only some of the choice words the bakugou had in his mind while he was dragging monoma away from the ongoing battle, his grip tight and unyielding. but despite their outward disagreements and constant bickering ... [ even their classes would not condone their clashes, some of them going so far to call it childish. ] ... katsuki didn't want monoma to get hurt. or killed, for that matter. he might've gritted his teeth and snarled at the other blond whenever he showed up out of nowhere to annoy him and his class, but that wasn't any basis for katsuki to actually want him gone.

it pisses him off that monoma dares to speak, but the words that dynamight is met with incurs a sense of ... shock. his gaze immediately focuses on monoma, away from the road ahead of them, to try and find some sort of sneer or joke or obnoxious laugh to follow - because oh, so you do care !

none of them come. monoma means what he's saying - to leave him behind.

the reasonable action, katsuki knows, would be to support phantom thief in finding somewhere suitable to hide. it would be tucking him away where he wouldn't be found until katsuki found backup. but ... his grip tightens, teeth bared as he lifts the other from the ground, stumbling before persisting forward. ❛ like hell i'm leaving you behind, you fucking idiot. ❜

❛ don't matter how much you slow me down. i'll kick all of their sorry asses and send them packing before they even get a chance to lay a hand on me. ❜ bitter is his tone as he hauls monoma through the chaos of the ruined battlefield, ducking and weaving between bits of fallen debris. he won't have it. he can't. monoma could be found, or worse, what if something collapses on him and he's left at the mercy of whoever found him ? ❛ a total victory means getting your yapping mouth back to the safety point before i get back in that fight. got it ? i ain't losing my fucking victory just 'cause you wanna play the sacrificial lamb. ❜

and even if he'd never say it right to his face, katsuki didn't like the idea of monoma dying out there, under any circumstance.

[arodrwho]

i understand all yall out there tagging tenthree as fourteen but i will not be doing that

[bornbreathless-archive]

@prcspcr from x

back pressed against the wall , his phaser clutched in his hand && trying to ignore the pain in his leg , spock turned to glance at her before passing the weapon into @bornbreathless hands . ❝ indeed there is , ❞ he said quietly . ❝ they have not yet SENSED your presence , it would be wise for you to return along the conduit lines && seek refuge with mister scott , && report to the bridge once he has been able to transmit my location to the captain , ❞ he glanced at her . ❝ take this with you && do not hesitate to use it , are we in an understanding ? ❞

The sideways glance that she casts at him as she peers around the corner isn't subtle, with no attempt to conceal that she's taking note of the injured leg. Char accepts the phaser, fingers flexing around the grip, and for a moment it almost looks as if she's going to do as she's told. Almost.

"Sorry, Commander, even if I wanted to, I'd never live it down if I left you here. You're stuck with me, I'm afraid." She can't resist offering a brief flash of a grin before nodding at his leg. "Can you walk?"

[brotherconstant]

rosenfeld straight up asking marco 'do you have daddy issues' is a moment i'm gonna rotate in my mind for the rest of my life

[legendslore]

I feel like I'm gonna have to stop following the Cr*tical R*le tags and block CR/3 after this campaign ends. I had been looking forward to them starting in a brand new setting for Dagger/heart for CR4, so I was not expecting them to instead completely nuke Exandr*a and Exandr*an lore (which from what I can tell is probably what is going to happen next week).

Well I mean I guess I'll be able to cancel my Beacon membership, they don't have CR1 on there anyways and at this point it will be the only campaign that matters to me.

[xazz]

it also came out of fucking nowhere. Like when the cutscene happened I was SO BAFFLED???

I honestly just expunge it from my mind. It didn't happen. It was such an insane sudden thing that happened in Plunder. In my mind Plunder was just some Eliksni drama, and Osiris just happened to wake up that season.

I know this question is like two years past its prime, but... why Neztea? Why couldn't we have had Osiris returned to us conscious, but very weak and traumatised, and dropped the whole "will he won't he wake up" subplot while EVERYBODY knew that of course he would? "Artificial dramatic tension," I hear you say, and you are correct, but man, it was so artificial I could see the circuitry; and on top of that we got literally no explanation as to why the Nezarec corpse brew could remedy this particular affliction. Like--is it a universal cure? Do all comatose patients in the City hospitals now have a chance at treatment? Or was that because Nezerac had simply hated Savathûn so much he was able to thaw her plans with the fire of his fury even from beyond the grave? And WHY did Savathûn's release of Osiris leave him comatose in the first place? Was she weak enough she couldn't keep him conscious, or did she put him to magical sleep so he wouldn't starve to death while he was trapped in the crystal with her, or did she do that purely for shits and giggles? So many questions, not a lot of answers, and the only thing we got out of that whole mess was the Saint-Misraaks-eggplant loretab and a gay kiss on screen. Love wins, lore loses.

[rebekadjarin]

The Bad Batch as Marvel quotes:

Hunter: Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don' t do anything I wouldn't do.

Crosshair: I recognize the council (Hunter) has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Wrecker: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

Tech: I understood that reference.

Echo: Language!

[fanonical]

my favourite fanfic trope is 'i recognise that canon has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, i've elected to ignore it'

[a-mel0n]

yknow. i recognize that canon has made a decision. but given that its a stupid ass decision i've elected to ignore it. (until they DO get back together, in which case, i will be tentatively recognize this hurdle as canon)

[littlefankingdom]

DC comics: Jason and Harley cannot stand each others.

Me: I recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

[bubblegumbarbie33]

Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes (Marvel Edition)

Sam: David... is dead. David, coming around the corner: He is risen! Sam: FUCK! - David: Don't do anything stupid until I get back. Michael: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you. - Star: You call me young lady again; I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be. (awkward pause) Max: Am I supposed to guess where that is? Marko and Paul: YOUR ASS! - Alan: I thought that vampires would be more evolved than this. Paul: I'm sorry, did WE break into you YOUR house and start stabbing people? - Sam: I don't think we should be focusing on Max. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell the crazy on him. David: Have care how you speak! Max is beyond reason, but he is a vampire and he is my father! Alan: He's killed eighty people in two days. David: More like a step-father, then. - Max: David, I've made a decision. David: I recognize that you've made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. - Star, trying to cook breakfast: I've got this completely under control! Michael: Is that why everything's on fire? - David: You betray me, I'll kill you. Marko: Betray him, and I'll kill you. Dwayne: If you even think about betraying him... Michael: You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line. - Michael: You must miss the good old days, huh? Marko: Well, things aren’t so bad. Food’s a lot better; we used to boil everything. No polio is good. - David: We're vampires, we have a code. Makro: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody. - Michael: David, this hotel is filthy. (Michael walks away) David: Oh he has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Star: You got issues, David. -