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simulation-machine · 10 months ago

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Nightcrawler (2014) review:

A film that’s basically about what Late Capitalism thinks the ideal person is. Also just an incredible movie with maybe the most disjointed soundtrack ever. Three moved bodies out of three moved bodies, would watch again despite it being rill heavy on the upsetti in the sketti.

Side observations:

• y jake gillysuits eyes so big

• wait is it not normal to laugh by yourself when watching tv? does doing this make me a sociopath?

• Me, the entire time watching this: omfg dude FIX YR WATCH IT’S SO LOOSE UGGGGHHHHHH

My partner: please calm down and just watch the movie

Me, increasingly irritated: I MEAN HOW HAS HE NOT LOST IT?

#nightcrawler #jake gyllenhaal #movies that i thought were p neato #but for real dude i know rolexes have different size loops or whatever #tighten that shit up #this is how the rich can tell when you are an actual poor #stoned movie reviews by a millennial crone #rare nonsims content #maybe not that rare #don’t worry this is still a simblr and not a movie tumblr i promise

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