#but for platonic selfshipping I could do this all day

[mirazor]

i'm sorry i'm so obsessed with platonic selfshipping

[deathdetermineslife]

I genuinely cannot stand you and your account. Every time I make a new account, you're always the in selfship tags filling it up with your terrible art and shitty posts. You are a waste of space and no one in this community likes you. Your f/o (who isnt YOUR f/o by the way, stop calling him that) doesn't love you, he definitely thinks you're annoying and wouldn't love you in any universe. I want you to know that I have an entire group of selfshippers I'm friends with that wish you'd do the world a favor and kill yourself, just so you know. It doesn't matter if you block me, by the way, because I can and will make new accounts to try to make you feel like shit. I pray to God every day you get in a terrible accident and die a slow and painful death. You mischaracterize "your" f/o (just a reminder, he doesn't love you and wishes you were dead!), you make the entire selfshipping community look stupid, and you're a sharer, too, which means you don't actually love any of your f/os anyways. You should get off of Tumblr. I'm serious, several of my friends are skilled hackers and will dox you. You don't deserve any of the merchandise you own, you don't deserve to be happy, really. And don't even try to tell me that since I'm a proshipper this goes against my "antiharassment values" or whatever I'm sure you'll try to say, every single proshipper I've spoken to thinks you're a hypocritical, disgusting, terrible individual that doesn't deserve the likes and attention you get. I seriously cannot believe anyone will a brain follows you. They probably do because antis don't have brains. They're retards that like throwing pedophile accusations at anyone that breathes. You all are some of the most idiotic and stupid people I've ever seen in my entire life. I cannot stand you. No one likes you, any mutual you think you have is secretly hoping you die, and trust me, a few people I know who follow you or at the very least have reblogged your things are secret proshippers! Isn't that terrible? I'm sure you think so. Because you think we're so bad, don't you? You think that all of us are rapists and evil people that deserve the death penalty. Every time someone reblogs the art you make and says "otp" and "I ship it", just know they're lying to you, they don't believe that, in fact, everyone's out to get you and no one likes you. And that server you own? Just know no one in there likes you. All of the friends you probably think you have? They don't like being around you. He doesn't love you, no one loves you, and if you have more f/os, they don't like you either. Your familial f/os want to disown you, your platonic f/os wish you weren't friends with them, and every single romantic f/o you THINK YOU HAVE does not LOVE YOU they DON'T LOVE YOU and they NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T LOVE YOU. Every person I have talked to you about agrees they wish you didn't exist they wish you never made an account they wish you never started posting to selfship Tumblr. You are lucky that your main blog isn't linked here because if it was, I would be sending asks there too so you'd have to delete your main blog too, and maybe then you wouldn't come back to Tumblr. The entire selfship community hates you and your lazy posts that a five-year-old could write up. In fact, just so you know, I regularly steal your posts and post them to the proselfship tag and they get more attention than your blog. Antis are the minority in fandom, no one likes antis. Not a single person likes them, you're all braindead children who have no morals or understanding of the world. This website would be better without you on it. I know you'll post this, and I know that there's probably going to be people in the replies telling you that they love you so much and that you're a good person and that "your" f/o loves you but he doesn't love you and he never will love you and you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think so. I fucking hate you. I'll continue to ban evade until I can push you off of this website. You can't get away from me and I will dox you.

uh oh someone let grandpa out of the nursing home again. also you sound like an evil supervillain. you expect me to take this seriously? this CANNOT be serious I'm giggling so fucking hard

anyways, heres all the art i have of me and korekiyo!

also bad news buddy, i dont have any familial or platonic f/os. womp womp. go back to algebra class, lil bro.

[sirhamburrger]

platonic selfship time (selfship tuesday??)

tldr: jyubei aryu bllk (kairyu), ushiten hq (satokaitoshi), margarette macaron mashle (makairon) and neito monoma mha (monokai)

1. glamorous loreal model... jyubei aryu (bllk)!

ship name: kairyu idk how we met honestly (we went to the same school??) all i can say for sure is that he has better hair than me and he gives me hair tips all the time (i don't listen at all). i learnt how to braid my own hair (for primary and secondary school rules) but he probably knows all those french or dutch braids or whatever that i don't. our idea of a good time is probably watching romcoms or chick flicks that i tell everyone i don't watch. but secretly we cry over them together in the dead of night at his place

2. the otp i've always wanted to third wheel... ushiten (hq)!

ship name: satokaitoshi/ushitenkai i was probably friends with tendou first because ushijima is ushijima. but i definitely would match their freak so well since i'm basically the tendou of my friend group LOL i bonded with tendou over manga and anime and started going to all his matches like the supportive friend i am *waggles eyebrows* that's where i first saw ushijima and then the rest is history! a thing we do together every year is make valentine's day chocolates in tendou's kitchen as he and i lecture ushijima on how not to make girls cry when he rejects them.

3. musical genius... margarette macaron (mashle)!!

ship name: makairon okay i will literally not shut up about how much i love margarette, especially to my irls. they and rayne have this rivalry thing going on (abel stays out of it mostly) and i always take margarette's side just to piss rayne off. i used to dislike carpaccio luo-yang but after months of them babying him he kind of grew on me. i really love music so they became my de facto music teacher. i could honestly be happy just listening to them practice piano for hours. when we go down to marchette street together, i eat the battered fish and they eat the tartar sauce 

4. superiority complex haver... neito monoma (mha)!!

ship name: monokai the very first fanfic i wrote was about him (it was very not platonic) but honestly? he'd be such a fun friend to have. he likes franco-belgian comics and french cuisine. his hero costume is a three-piece suit and he's super competitive, just like me. (just the competitive part not the three-piece suit part.) bullying him is one of my favourite things to do. but i actually did read a lot of tintin as a kid so we'd just bond over that i suppose. if i were in class 1a then iida would have to hold me back just like kendo keeps him in check. we might go pro together.

[alkeneater]

You can be with Abe and be it platonic. You could have a sibling dynamic or something! Being in some way with a fictional character, it’s not necessarily predatory.

Shame on anon to, bring that up in private. Try seeing Alk’s point of view first.

no because you're absolutely right, people just walk around and assume things without digging deeper into the subject :c Never supported child abuse, I'm literally a cocsa survivor myself. Shame on real predators.

When i first started selfshipping with Abe back in 2020 i was doing it because most people hated him and I loved him so much, I wanted to give him all the love he deserves!! I was like his biggest defender, I wanted only the best for him. Now I'm still doing it because I STILL LOVE HIM SINCE THEN bruh. He's my fav character, my highest kin, my inspiration, my role model, the kind of person i want by my side. Unfortunately, I'm a real person and he doesn't age at all...

Our relationship is mostly platonic, we're just being two losers trying to survive in this cruel world. We both do mistakes, act weird and nerdy, obsess over certain historical figure, get cancelled, do kind things and dream of finding a person who will love us unconditionally.

I never saw a character that similar to me, he's my soulmate, and I want to be with him in some way :c Okay, we can be best friends for example, I'm okay with platonic dynamics!! Like, vro, just say that my f/o shouldn't be a romantic one, that's enough for me to change my mind. I don't want to catch multiple panic attacks a day because some random person saw me drawing myself sitting next to my fav character and assumed that I'm a war criminal.

I have a theory that people see the mention of hypersexuality in my bio and they think i'm a groomer rappist (omg std reference) maniac weirdo that sends random people inappropriate pictures. I might have it but it doesn't define me as a person at all... bruh...

Anyways bro ur so based thanks for your support 😭 literally cured my anxiety with a bunch of messages

[seeyouonsaturn]

Hello! I've recentlyl found your blog and it's made me so nostalgic. You've managed to find fanart that I thought was lost to time. I was in love with prowl back in 2009 and these days he's a platonic f/o! I ship to optimus and bulkhead now! I'd very much like to hear about your oc! (selfshipping-haven)

AW THANK YOU!! God yeah he was my first real love tbh. I'd had little baby crushes before but Prowl unlocked things in me I didn't even know I had when I discovered TFA in 2011. I didn't even really speak English back then, I didn't understand half of what those guys were even saying but he was everything to me.

I haven't thought about transformers in over a decade until I recently made a new friend who's a fan, and at some point TFA came up and I sort of mentioned that I used to be in love with Prowl, so then one thing led to another and I looked him up just for nostalgia and oh. I remember him. We were in love. Turns out those feelings never left. So here I am.

Thinking back now I realized that there's a lot of things about my personality/me as a person that connect back to Prowl, because kid me wanted to be more like him, and I did, but I completely forgot where it all started. I do love that I succeeded to grow into a person he would like, it means so much to me. Coming back to TFA honestly feels like coming home. Returning to my roots.

Anyway, excuse the autistic rambling <3 I much appreciate this ask, it means a lot that someone actually cares enough to ask!! Looking at your blog though, I don't think you'd like Trixie very much, since her ship/story is pretty fucked up lmao.

I have two OCs I ship with Prowl (HEAR ME OUT LOL) mom said i could have two Prowl ships

So. The first one, Ash, I made when I was 13, and they were a very made-by-autistic-child-esque overpowered self-insert. They had a different name and gender back then because I did too but the concept remains sort of the same: Prowl falls in love with a human, all is good for a while, and then there is an accident that results in Ash nearly dying, becoming techno-organic to save their life, and sporting a huge scar. I thought it was awesome, then later decided it was cringe, and now I realized it's actually based af so I revived them. I am cringe but I am free. Ash is great.

Enjoy a preview. Kitty cat. I love cats more than anything and this is a self insert so of COURSE they have kittycat ears!! Probably processor over matter'd them into existence too through sheer willpower. Because they're neat.

But I did have a phase in I think 2019 where I briefly got back into TFA (but not deeply) and wanted a new OC, because I was in a very sad "noooo you can't ever make anything ✨️cringe✨️" phase. Dark times. I don't know why I let people convince me there could ever be harm in my joy. So I scrapped Ash and made a bot OC instead, because the whole humanxbot thing felt too self-indulgent to be allowed. And thus came Bird. (She also had a different name, but I revamped her completely in the past weeks).

I love Bird. She's honestly my main transformers oc. Bird starts out as a decepticon named PHANTOM-2918-4 (aka Phantom), who's tasked to spy on the Autobots, but over time she instead falls in love with Earth's nature and critters and realizes she wants to protect them, not harm them. Prowl decides to take a chance on her and train her (since Yoketron took a chance on him too). She changes her name to Bird because she loves birds most, since they can fly like her, but the ability isn't associated with evil.

Unlike Ash though, Bird x Prowl doesn't have a good ending because in Bird!canon, the finale still happens. She stays behind on Earth alone after everyone else leaves to protect it and honor Prowl's memory, but he's very much gone. She gets Yoketron's helmet. Their ship song is actually what this blog is named after (Saturn from Sleeping at Last).

[echoes-lighthouse]

Freakiest Thing Each Of My Selfships Is Into <3

I was just scrolling through the tag and remembered how much I fucking love hearing about other people's niche kinks so I decided to make a post about the weirdest side of my selfships :D

My platonic selfships are of course excluded and my nostalgia selfships are also excluded because they're weird enough without adding extra kinks to them. Also, most of these are focused on my f/os rather than my s/is because I'm like 90% ace but still interested in kink and also fictional sex with my f/os.

Anyways they're under the readmore because I don't tend to post n$fw on this blog so I don't expect everyone to have the tags blocked! Please dni if under 18, etc

Jester- she likes being the centre of group use on occasion so we'll have nice big parties with her on a table and everyone is well-trained on the rules and her safewords and she gets dicked down proper and I tell her she's doing a great job

Tate- absolutely rampant mommy kink, which wouldn't be quite so weird if his mother didn't live next door :I

Himiko- feral kitten play, baby! Especially if we're showing off for the other LoV members, we go full kitty mode and draw lots of blood and tumble around together and have fun

Tomura- age play in all of the most extremes: diapers and bottles and gloves that curl his fingers into a fist so he can't use his quirk or his hands, poor baby

Toshi- we're like 80% vanilla but we have done a couple of me-as-student, him-as-teacher roleplays that get us both going partially because of how absolutely taboo it is for both of us

Zero- uhhhh, it's Rick Sanchez I don't know what the craziest could possibly be? we have a lot of public sex at those kinds of parties, or on planets where that's the norm. I like to control him while he's having sex with someone else, tell him exactly what to do while he pleases them. OH, we do consensual non-consent scenes and somnophilia scenes, that's probably the wildest stuff maybe?

Val- the extremely vore-adjacent experience of having sex in someone else's body: the intimacy of making love in their bloodstream, nestled against a single red blood cell

Grell- blood play that is not safe or sane, but very much consensual: we got a little carried away one time and I almost bled out afterwards but I was okay: she's vicious with a scalpel, what can I say? My beloved half of Jack the Ripper.

Cecil- our relationship is 95% platonic but he's had a few phases where he's worked up enough to use me: it's kind of a sex doll situation where I'm not very active and I keep to a smaller form and let him do whatever he wants

Tumblr- we're still in the experimentation phase! nothing too wild in this relationship: she has a bit of a daddy kink (and a praise kink) but that's about it.

Monokuma- exhibitionism, baby, I'm out here doing a solo show for the cameras until I get some sweet bear loving. Technosexuality, I suppose? I would like to make him overheat ^-^

Death- hmmm, just some body worship: I could eat her out for hours and I think I do, when she lets me. Cock warming if she's got one for the day.

Gertrude- not very exciting: lots of cliche artsy lesbian things like oils and massages, waxplay and foodplay, painting each other nude and overflowing the bath by accident when we're cleaning up

Dirk- plushophilia, dubious consent, and forced orgasms: control over the other person's orgasm is one of the ultimate powers in our relationship and it swings both ways in turn

Jonah- *chanting* desk sex, desk sex, desk sex... cockwarming and powerplay. he takes out his frustration over bad business deals on me and I'm very ready for it, but sometimes I put up a fight just so he can wear himself out a bit more getting me where he wants me

Which do you think is the wildest?? I think I'm too close to really choose. You should do this with your selfships also if you'd like to!! I really do like hearing about characters and people's niche kink preferences and I think selfship/kink crossovers are something I don't see enough of.

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

When teasing goes a bit too far [pt.2]

Characters: Asra (he/they, The Arcana), Vassago (they/them, @lost-in-azalea-forest's S/I)

Mentioned: N (they/them, S/I), Nadia (she/her, The Arcana)

Selfships: Asra and Vassago (platonic), Asra and N (queerplatonic), Nadia and Vassago (romantic)

Words: 1k

Summary: Asra may need a little bit of advice, and there's no better person to trust with this than their best friend.

Notes: I love Vas' selfships and Im gonna make it everyone's problem XD

pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | pt.4 | Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Epilogue

Maybe talking about it with a close friend would help.

Or maybe not, as that also meant talking with N's sibling and, for some reason, that thought was winning over his will to bring up the topic. Tea parties with Vassago were long either way, so he was sure their little worry could stay unnoticed even if they procrastinated mentioning it, saying out loud the question that had been wandering in their mind. 

It wasn't like him to worry that much about someone else's opinion on a matter of his. But they were talking about Vas, his dear friend and whom N had chosen as family. If he really wanted someone's advice on the topic, there was no other person they could trust more than them. At that point, the idea of the plan possibly going wrong wasn't even an option.

"By the way, how are things with Nadia?" he genuinely asked, partly to prepare the atmosphere for what he was about to mention.

"Huh?" They looked at him over the tea cup. "Great, I think. We are actually planning to go on a trip soon, just the two of us. It sounds a bit like a challenge in terms of security because of her being the Countess and all, but..."

"Oh, so a romantic trip, huh?" Asra teased, pinching Vas' arm. "You know, you can count on me if you two need to suddenly disappear from the castle or something like that."

"Right, what would I do without my fellow magician friend?"

"Exactly, someone needs to cover Nadia up while she gets all lovey-dovey with you, and I'm obviously perfect for the job."

"Thank you, thank you," they said as they brought the tea cup to their mouth again in an attempt to hide their light blush. "We haven't even decided where to go yet, but I appreciate that you're willing to help. And, talking about trips, do you have a place in mind for your next one?"

"Well, I... I also haven't decided yet. To be honest, there's been something else in my mind these days."

"Uhm? Do you feel like sharing it?" Vas asked before taking a sip of tea.

"Yes, I actually wanted to ask you about it. So, uhm," he swallowed saliva, somehow still hesitant to what he was about to say. "What would you think if N and I got married?"

Vassago choked on their tea. After some awkward coughs and Asra offering them a napkin, their eyes went to their friend. Seeing their surprise, Asra couldn't help but look away for a moment as drops of embarrassment started to rain on his heart.

"Sorry, it just surprised me," they clarified, putting the napkin away. "Are you serious about this? Do they know?"

"It's... complicated?" He let out a nervous chuckle. "We just kind of teased each other about it, so I'm not sure about how much of it was serious for them."

"And you're still thinking about it?"

"...Yeah. I just— I got this feeling inside every time they called me their spouse, and I can't take it out of my head," Asra sighed. "I really can't."

"Man, you're whipped."

"Shut up," they laughed as he reached for Vas' arm to pinch it again, although now leaving his hand there to softly hold them. "I am... really lost on how to proceed. I don't wanna end up making N uncomfortable in any way."

"And you came to me for advice? Asra, I like listening to you, but do I look like I've gotten married before?"

"Come on, haven't you thought about it with Nadia? I bet you have more ideas than I do."

Vassago went silent, taking a moment to think about it as their cheeks got redder. As soon as they saw Asra giving them a confident smile, they rushed to stop their train of thought and put the conversation back on track.

"Don't try to confuse me, you magic man," they joked, although trying to maintain a serious expression. "We are talking about you here."

"Right, right, whatever dear Vassago says."

"Exactly, and you better confess now what your plans are, I have a sibling to protect here. So?"

"I have no idea."

He let his body fall in a tired and slow manner, resting his weight against Vas' side. They did not intend to hide anything: Asra's mind simply couldn't imagine the proposal, yet they could perfectly picture the future N and him would share afterwards. It was a bit embarrassing, but it was the truth.

"Can't I just, like... wake up one day with N being my spouse already?"

Vassago chuckled at his question, and Asra just closed their eyes as they relaxed by his friend's side.

"I'm no expert, but I don't think it works like that. What makes you think they won't be the one to propose, though?"

"They may have, hm, asked me where their ring was." Asra hid behind one of his hands as they heard Vas gasp.

"And you are still unsure about it?"

"Listen, they could have just been teasing, you know them. I don't think I can read them when it comes to this, or perhaps I'm just too impatient to just wait without knowing if it'll ever really happen," they groaned, confused. "I really don't know, Vas."

"Hmm, it does sound complicated."

"I hope it isn't as hard for you when you plan how to propose to Nadia."

Vas hit them on his chest. Jokingly, of course, getting a smile out of the two friends.

"I can see you worrying over getting her ring size right."

"Asra, focus."

"Alright, alright" he repeated in a whining tone. "Got any advice for me, my wise Vassago?"

"Talk about it with N."

"Huh?"

"Just as I said. If their thoughts and feelings on the matter are worrying you so much, maybe you should try to talk it out," they explained, looking at him. "I know N will appreciate the communication."

"Seriously bringing this up will be a challenge..."

"Come on, you mentioned you have already been called their spouse. Talking about all of that again shouldn't be thaaat hard."

"Make Nadia call you her husband and see if you dare repeat that to my face then," Asra challenged them, provoking a short silence with his seemingly bold idea. "But I guess you're right, yeah. I despise the idea of hurting N too much to not ask them."

"Well said." Vassago gave them some back pats that ended in a side hug. "You can do this, Asra."

[daikioma]

🎟️ You’ve just won a 100% free pass to gush about your fictional others(s) to your heart’s content! Write a fanfic, share a piece of art you love, create a moodboard, find stimmy gifs you enjoy, post a photo dump, ramble about a headcanon you adore—whatever makes your heart happy!! The choice is yours <3 /platonic

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im gonna um um im gonna post a lil photo dump then mayb write a little fic ehhshsd

none of these photos r mine obvi but these r my fav photos ever i think some of them i saved off here JDJDJF HES SO PRWTTYKSudjs

i havent wrote a fic in forever ive js been editing one fic i made 4 years ago lmaoofbsjsjs :3 tiny tiny tiny tw (kidnappin? smannsnaja AHAHSSAHAHZUDKXKFNF I LOVE HIMSNAJD anyway heres a bad selfship fic w poor name censoring kinda based on a rp i did w my friend ọ ^ ọ

 ┈ Kọkichi's eyes opened as fast as he could

open them, only to then snap shut as he hissed softly. The room he was in had a bright light pointing directly at his face, making it impossible to comfortably see. He tried to raise a hand to block out the light, but his arm couldn't move. "Ehg... What the hell.?" He muttered to himself, shifting a bit to try and get a sense of how much of his body was tied. The last thing he remembered was eating a bitter grape cupcake from a boy scout, then collapsing on the couch of his small apartment to rest. He obviously got kidnapped after that, but by who? A random person, for ransom? Or maybe someone he annoyed too much? 'Either way, I think I can get out of this... Somehow,' he thought to himself. His body stiffened when he heard a door open, though he felt oddly soothed by the humming of whoever came through said door. The person turned off the light that was in front of him, allowing him to open his eyes, though his vision was spotted and he still couldn't see. "Ah, morning, Kich," the person hummed, gently holding him from behind. "You slept for a while. Gave me enough time to do some work, and still have time to admire you." The person kissed the top of his head, before moving in front of you. "Can you see yet?" The person didn't give him a chance to respond. "You must be hungry. Here. I made you something." He opened his eyes again, still with spotty, blinded vision, tensing as a spoon was pressed against his mouth. He hadn't eaten in a few days? He felt like he just ate half an hour ago, he didn't feel hungry at all. The person hooked a finger under his lip, moving it until it was between his teeth, then pulling his jaw down to put the spoon in. "Here. Eat. You haven't eaten for a few days now." Kọkichi, if he was able to, would normally and easily find a way to fake-eat whatever was on the spoon. It tasted like metal and chicken, and he was mentally gagging just thinking about it. He didn't want to upset his abductor, though, so he chewed as quickly as he could and swallowed it. Turns out he was really hungry after all. After swallowing, he looked up at his abductor, his vision finally clear. The person staring back at him had golden eyes and white fluffy hair. "Aww.. There are those gorgeous eyes.." The albino put the spoon down, sighing contently and staring, before snapping out of it. "Oh! Right. I'm Daiki," the person hummed, quickly untying Kọkichi's arm restraints. "Go on, eat. You'll be okay."

(its like midnight n im kinda sleepy so i might edit this n finisb it tmrw)

[selfcareselfships-moved]

🎵🧾🌺 with reagan!! <3

Thank you both! Also, I’m sorry these are late and if these get a little too long winded. I ended up having a lot of say apparently. ^^;

Also I don’t know why Tumblr made the space between answers so big when I pasted this from my notes app.

🎵 List three songs that remind you of your selfship.

So I don’t really listen to many songs that personally remind me of my ships, so I don’t have three songs (oops), but one song that does remind me of my ship is ‘we fell in love in october’ by girl in red! I can’t quite explain why other than it’s just a sweet song and I sometimes imagine cute scenarios between the two of us when it’s playing. :)

🧾 What’s your favorite headcanon someone else has made about your F/O?

One of my favorite headcanons is that she can fall asleep anywhere, and I mean anywhere. It’s definitely from the fact that she works so much that she barely lets herself sleep, but the idea of me walking into her lab only to see her passed out in a pile of robot parts on the floor seems very in character for her.

🌺 How do you and your F/O cuddle?

With Reagan this is an interesting one! She has some trauma related to hugs due to her father using a robot bear to do it instead (the hugs weren’t nice hugs either). After the incident at the gala, she slowly starts to warm up to hugs and other forms of physical affection. It isn’t really her first choice, though. She really had to be in the mood for it. One of the things we like to do is spoon, usually with her as the big spoon and me as the little spoon, which works because she’s taller. Another way we like to cuddle is with her laying on my stomach or chest with her arms around me while I either wrap an arm around her back or play with her hair. The big thing is that she doesn’t want to feel trapped while cuddling, and I don’t want her to feel that way either.

💌 How did you/your F/O confess your feelings to one another?

After all of the events of the dating app episode, Reagan gets the guts to ask me out at the end of the work day while I was still in my office. It was out of the blue, since I knew her goal was a partner for a bet that she had already won using the robot she created of her “true match”. She told me everything about how the robot ended up turning on her, created her own robot clone, and how she had to stop her own robot clone from going out with the guy she made the original robot of in the first place (yes that’s confusing my bad). She then explained that she realized that she was using the bet for her to find a partner as a way for her to distract herself from the fact that she had feelings for me. I could tell she was terrified as she was unloading all of this onto me. Eventually, when she popped the question and asked if I wanted to go out to dinner with her one night, I said yes immediately.

💚 Who are you most jealous of when it comes to your F/O?

The answer to this would definitely have been Ron before he also became an f/o (yahoo polyship). However, now, it would be Brett. I love the man to bits (platonically) and love his and Reagan’s friendship. However, seeing a lot of the ship art of him and Reagan, as well as the strong possibility that they would have been made canon later if the show was never canceled, makes me feel some jealousy. It doesn’t really comes to mind much though.

[silver-heller]

🎵 🎡 🔒 for Mordecai aaanndddd 🎉 for funsies :3

🎵 List three songs that remind you of your selfship.

1. Love At First Sight by The Brobecks

"Could this be love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?/Oh wait I said that before," is just super cute and summarizes the course of their relationship pretty well.

2. Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl by of Montreal

Silver is trans so, even if he was born female, it's nice to imagine Mordecai singing that to him and acknowledging him as a man regardless. Like "wish you were born a girl because you aren't one" type thing. Also gay Mordecai angst.

3. Butch 4 Butch by Rio Romeo

"The music we make is unnatural, but it sounds just like falling in love," really describes how others look down on their relationship. Especially with them both being ace and Silver trans, some people see it as "wrong" or even pity them. And Silver is definitely the butch in question lol.

🎡 What’s your dream date to go on with your F/O?

Somewhere nice and quiet. Like maybe a picnic in a very private venue next to a river or something. That'd be nice. Maybe during Fall, since there's less bugs and it's my favorite season!

🔒 What does your platonic F/O think about your F/O? Are they overprotective of you?

So, I have a few, platonic F/Os in this case so I'll do a little thing for all of them about their feelings on the relationship;

Atlas: Mordecai is basically his golden boy, so he'd pretty much approve of anyone showing interest in him, and him them in turn as he sees Mordecai as "very selective" with who he's actually nice with. In this equation, he's more worried Mordecai's hidden soft side is too sensitive to deal with all of Silver's everything lol.

Mitzi: Oh she thinks Mordecai is a bit of a creep and a definite weirdo, constantly asking herself what the Hell he's doing here (he doesn't belong here in her opinion). Those two have been battling for Atlas' affections and the title of the best baker with each other since the day they first met. She is genuinely worried about Silver with Mordecai (she preferred him with just Viktor) but respects Silver's judgement.

Wick: He finds Mordecai pretty damn intimidating, but can tell he cares about Silver and is in full support of them. He even becomes conversation buddies with Mordecai at some point due to them both having a keen interest in oddly specific facts and reading on the topics that interest them the most. Wick loves the exchange of knowledge and very interesting view points from Mordecai.

Freckle: He admires Mordecai's collected yet kind demeanor a lot and wants to be more calculated like him in some ways. He thinks Mordecai and Silver are secretly very kind people that deserve each other.

🎉 Tell us some fun facts about your newest selfship!

Hm, that'd probably be one I'm looking into right now involving Cameron from Wylde Flowers (really cute farming and witch game with good LGBTQ rep, I'd highly recommend it!). I don't know much about it yet. Mostly that my S/I is a very shy and trans dude that wears pastel overalls, something Cameron is extremely supportive and sweet about. Like, he'd pick a fight if anyone disrespected that lol.

Original Game

[everysongineverykey]

Hello you-can-always-come-home,

For the past day or so you have been making your followers cringe with a hypothetical Deltarune MCU adaptation. In front of you is a computer currently displaying your tumblr account. You have 24 hours to write a cringeworthy mcu fandom-esc selfship fanfic with Berdly. Should you fail, your followers will instead fill this fandom ship niche with their own fanfic, almost certainly resulting in something far worse than whatever you could come up with. Will you succumb to the awful awful idea that you have unleashed, or will you finally get a taste of your own medicine? Live or die, the choice is yours.

christ alive. it's done. i really tried to write from the voice of a 13 year old mcu fan back in like 2014 and i really hope it doesn't come off as mocking anyone in particular. anyone who reads this i Promise you this writing style is put on and that i am a better writer than this actually

After the roaring knight turned out to be a personification of the fun gang's insecurities and was defeated by the power of friendship and also Triple Spamvil Neo 5000, the almighty fusion between Spamton and Jevil that had two laser cannon arms instead of one and flossed a lot, the heroes and all their friends decided to live together in Ralsei's castle in Castle town 2.0, a haven for all darkners and Lightners where everyone could live together and be happy since it was made of a different kind of darkness then all the others. Susie and Ralsei were now King and queen (Author's note: can be romantic or platonic depending on what you like best but all im gonna say is i LOVED the scene where he saved her from falling off a cliff and then said "I think you just fell for me" >_<) and Kris was Crown Prince(ss) (Author's note: haven't decided on a gender for Kris yet LOL). They were all roommates and everyone was happy.

Well, except for one person. Berdly, even though he was the reason the gang got out with their lives when he said "It's spammin' time" to summon Triple Spamvil 5000 (a.n: who else LOVED that morbius reference🤣), was still alone, his room in the castle was just a broom closet under the stairs and all he was ever fed was bread crumbs twice a day. Both Susie and Noelle had rejected him even though he was such a nice guy because they said he wasn't their type. Berdly's life in Castle Town 2.0 was TERRIBLE and he wished he had never helped them out at all.

Then one day he met someone who changed his life forever. She was half Darkner, half Lightner due to being born from one of the last Dark fountains to be sealed and her name was (Y/N). She first met Berdly when she was seeing King Ralsei and Queen Susie in the throne room to discuss her new job, the Lightner-Darkner ambassador.

Susie, Ralsei and (Y/N) were walking through the castle halls. "Well (Y/N)" said Ralsei, "I am very glad we got to meet you. It seems like you will be a perfect fit for the job of ambassador."

(Y/N) beamed. "Thank you your majesty. I will do my duty with pride. Being the only Lightner-Darkner hybrid in the world isn't easy, but I know it'll give me a special insight for this job."

Susie yawned loudly. "UGH," she complained, "Ralsei, didja HAVE to drag me along with you to talk to this priss? You know I hate di- di- diplodicus."

"Y-You mean diplomacy." Said Ralsei.

"Ugh, what-EVER," Susie groaned. "If I don't get to break something right now Im gonna explode" She turned suddenly and smashed an expensive vase sitting on a column. (Y/N) and Ralsei jumped back, (Y/N)'s kalidoscope orbs shining with fear.

"S-Susie!" sputtered Ralsei, terrified. "Y-You have to stop breaking vases! They're expensive!"

Susie roared with laughter. "Whatever toothpaste boy. Hey!" She looked around, snapping her fingers. "Where's Nerdly? He'll clean it up for me. Nerdy!"

Berdly came skittering quickly over from around the corner. "Y-Yes your ma-"

He stopped in his tracks, eyes landing on (Y/N). She was beautiful, there was no doubt about it. Her striped whitr-and-black hair humg around her shining skin like a halo, and she wore a gorgeous floor-length gown that glittered with every color of the rainbow.

Forget Noelle, this was the first real angel Berdly had ever seen. He suddenly realized hed been staring too long and cleared his throat blushing

"Uh... yes, your majesty?"

Susie motioned to the mess on the floor. "Clean that up. And don't take so long this time, I don't wanna see your ugly face stilll here in half an hour again."

Berdly looked miserably at the broken mess om the floor. "B-But your majesty, you said I could have a day off today-"

"Berdly" Ralsei said sternly. "Listen to your queen."

Berdly sighed sadly and dropped to the floor, and (Y/N) suddenly felt terrible for this boy who seemed like he just wanted to live a nice life in Castle Town.

"Excuse me," she touched his wing and he froze, blushing, "Don't worry about that. I'll clean it up."

She snapped her delicate fingers and in a second, the shards had disappeared. Leaving the floor clean again.

Berdly blinked in surprise. Susie's eyes narrowed. "Aw, c'mon, wheres the fun in that?! He always does the cleaning here! It's fun to watch him suffer!"

Ralsei tried to intervene, "Susie, please-"

"I don't care if you don't like him," (Y/N) challenged the dragon, stepping closer adversarially. "It's wrong to treat anyone this way. He obviously only wants to be friends with you and you're being very unfair."

Susie, not used to being told she's wrong, glared at (Y/N), smoke flowing out of her nostrils. "I'm Queen here!" she yelled. "I should be able to do what I want! Ugh, i'm gonna need some chalk for this" She stormed off, stomping down the hall. Good riddance, (Y/N) thought, though she was too polite to say it out loud.

Ralsei hurried after Susie meekly. "S-Susie, calm down-" Leaving (Y/N) and Berdly alone in the hall.

Berdly couldn't believe what had just happened. Someone had stood up for him! Someone cares how he feels! No one not even Noelle had ever tried to challenge the way he was treated ever since he moved to Castle Town 2.0 and now this gorgeous girl was leaning down and smiling at him.

"Are you alright?" She asked kindly, holding out her hand for him to take. "I'm sorry that happened. What's your name?"

"B-Berdly," he stammered taking her hand and quickly getting to his feet. "W-Who are you? I've never seen anyone like you before."

She blushed at that, and Berdly's heart skipped a beat. Her orbs turned bright pink, the color of happiness... and love?

"(Y/N)," she said quickly. "I'm the new darkner Lightner ambassador. Please to meet you Berdly!" Her face turned sad all of a sudden. "Do they... all treat you like that?"

Berdly's blue orbs turned dark with sadness as he looked down, muttering "Ever since I moved here. I helped them defeat the Roaring Knight too. And yet even my old friends seem to hate me now..."

"That's so sad!" (Y/N)'s eyes turned a deep blue to show her sorrow. "I'm sorry Berdly. You don't deserve this."

Berdly blushed again, shrugging. "Not much i can do"

Suddenly, (Y/N) reached out and took his hand, something that no one had done in a long time "Well I'm going to do something about it. Mark my words Berdly, no one'll treat you like a slave again as long as I'm here. Now, tell me about yourself."

She took his wing and they set off down the hall, walking and talking and laughing and Berdly could feel that this girl was going to change his life.

fucking. there. chapter one of The Reason I Should Not Have Internet. chapter 2 coming never because i've done enough

[with-the-same-tattoos]

OK YES QUICK DOODLE HEOHEOHEO. .... Sirppi in Tintin (the 3d movie in this case)!!! I mentioned in a post that i do love my selfshipping but im also not a super interesting person and i could use that time on developing my own characters further via the media stuff so.... decided id explore a more grown up Sirppi in the tintin mov/comic mix universe. Just so i can have fun evil Sakharine but also, for further stories and more fucked up Haddock.

I don't talk about him here that often, but Sirppi is an oc of mine from a story I rly wanna turn into a picture book one day, about two planets collapsing into eachother and slowly building connection between the two, including a radio connection between Sirppi & someone from the other planet. A lot of it is kind of a study abt what home means since Sirppi is this deeply homesick person, who has a deep yearning for travel and new things, a constant thrive to move, so I think it'd be fun 2 explore a version of them that is my aim for how they grow up to be; still wandering, but moreso understanding and accepting of their status as a restless person, still awkward and gangly but not as insecure anymore.

It'd be actually p cute that. Since they have struggled to keep up relationships (all kinds, familial, platonic & romantic), i think one thing they could be working through is allowing others to join them in their travel, maybe experimenting with following where others venture, etc; something that would be extremely good to experience w mr Travel himself, Tintin and mr Ocean, Haddock 👉👈

Also like, they'd prolly be a pilot in this au, thatd be mad cute???

[sirhamburrger]

hi selfshippers i have joined your ranks here's my tentative roster for selfship weekend

tldr: - reo mikage bllk (kaireo) - keiji akaashi hq (kaiji) - rayne ames mashle (kaiyne??? kaimes???)(help me out here PLEASE)

platonic selfships coming soon!!

1. rich nepo baby loserboy... reo mikage (bllk)!!

ship name: kaireo/reokai i hc we met at a little gachapon arcade (yes i've actually been there)(they had just stocked the machines up with figurines from nagi's favourite game, and he wouldnt get out of the house otherwise). we ended up side by side on two adjacent machines and getting pissed at how bad we were at it LOL he won me a little purin keychain at the end of the day but not before spending at least 10 000 yen on a singular machine (also he almost broke his foot kicking one of the machines)

2. my stressed editor... keiji akaashi (hq)!!

ship name: kaiji/akaishi need i say more actually?? we met at uni through some mutual friend and i'm not doing anything remotely close to literature but i used to (and still do!) love it a lot, so i could sit and listen to him yap for days. maybe even debate with him if i'm feeling up to it i think we could do long distance?? i'm not kidding when i say i would move to japan for this man. i think he might also like it here in singapore because he does NOT like the cold at all

3. last but not least... rayne ames (mashle)!!

ship name: kaimes/kaiyne we met at easton (my series for him, empty, is so self indulgent it's practically a self insert atp) but yeah he and i would be academic rivals in magic history but let's face it i would probably never catch up to him i'm a gryffindor which means i'm probably in adler house, same as him. i get along with his friends, his brother, and his brother's friends. we're very chill.

[linkemon]

Ishigami Senkū x Reader (selfship)

Selfship made for ajjxcu on Wattpad with a special wish for friends to lovers kind of relationship.

Friendly reminder that English is not my first languge. You can check my Masterlists both in English and Polish here.

◈ You were in the same class as Senku but in the old world you hardly knew each other. He was a hermit, busy with his scientific work and you had your own circle of friends. It wasn't until he accidentally found you on the beach and recognized your face that he decided to use a revival fluid. In that way you ended up in a village that had already been taken over by the boy.

◈ Innate curiosity is a trait that Ishigami has loved in you since the beginning. You were very fond of his projects. Even if you weren't able to match his intellect (like almost everyone, so you never bothered about it) you made up for it with your energy. You hung around here and there, picking up whatever you could. Suika showed you the paths she usually had walked. You obtained the same amount materials as Chrome. You often gushed about your discoveries. However, you usually knew what you found and he didn't. You felt like he was your younger brother.

◈ Science used your discoveries. You went for the needed items many times. If the mission was dangerous, you would take Kohaku with you. The warrior likes you very much. As your friend, she promised to protect you. However, you happened to collect a few bumps during one of the expeditions. Senku muttered that he expected it because that was what he got out of the probability theory. That is why he waited with a ready handmade ointment of his own production and a bandage. He bandaged you and went back to work.

It was then that Gen began to suspect that there was something going on with the two of you. You dismissed him because you still had his stupid TV shows on your mind. You never believed in his skills. With time, however, you noticed that the mentalist had real talent, and that made you think.

◈ You've always had a complex when it comes to your height. Even in modern times, you have stood out. And in the stone world, people were even shorter. One day, however, Senku was making an experiment. It turned out that you are the only person who is tall enough to help because only you can reach where you need to and you will not destroy everything (like Magma). Nobody knows that Ishigami could actually get the same effect more easily but he wanted to raise your self-esteem...

◈ Senku rarely shows emotion. An eternally busy scientist focuses on saving humanity. However, there were times where you've been alone in a Chrome's storehouse on starry nights. He watched them with you, working, while everyone was asleep. He was telling you about Byakuya then. You also exchanged dreams about the future of the world.

He also couldn't help but smile when he saw your reaction to his makeshift Christmas tree in the form of an ordinary tree with freshly made light bulbs. He knew that you missed the past, and he hoped that this gift would please you the most out of all people.

◈ Sarcasm often comes out of his mouth. You retaliate. Your mean statements do not impress him. He is also like you. He knows perfectly well what you are saying is a joke and what you really mean. You can't hurt him that way.

◈ After Asagiri mentioned about feelings, you started to think a lot. You figured out you really loved Senku. You never expected a proper confession and you didn't get it.

You've finished preparing attack on Tsukasa's army and everyone was excited. Including the scientist who put his arm around you. He said you had to go on a date after winning and then he left. Friends have surrounded you, asking why they don't know anything. Only Gen was smiling sheepishly, saying he was right.

◈ Ishigami's love manifests itself in small things and gestures. He makes extra inventions for you. They don't take much time because he doesn't have it but in his spare time he will try to do the things you are missing. Recently he gave you a tube of toothpaste.

◈ Your concerns manifest itself when you care for your boyfriend's health. He takes on too many things at once and cuts his sleep time to catch on some projects. He claims he has everything calculated to live in an effective way but you make him take breaks. You don't want him to overwork himself. This usually ends up with you chasing after him and yelling.

◈ He dislikes physical contact in front of others. Occasionally, he'll let you grab his hand, but that's it. Only when you are left alone, you have a chance for something more.

◈ This boy doesn't mind sleeping hugged to you. Purely platonic. He won't try anything weird. He just likes knowing you're there. That's when you can hear compliments or nice things from him. However, he is not very good at expressing feelings verbally.

— Senku...

— Hmmm?

— I love you.

— You don't have to say it. I know that for 10 billion percent...

◈ Ishigami is not the most outspoken and affectionate boy but he cares about others in his own way. You're looking forward to your first real date. You are also curious what he will come up with...

[selfshipprompts]

hello ive stumbled upon your blog and im interested in selfshipping but im extremely new to this and i have a few questions?? sorry to bother

i was just wondering, how could i pick a f/o and is there a limit to how many i can have? what if i,, have trouble deciding,? i mean this is something that’s for myself only right so, is it really as simple as doing whatever i want?

and another question thats more personal u can ignore it if its too much but, why selfship? I mean, is picking out a f/o just something to get u thru stuff until ur ready for a real relationship? or maybe just, if real people aren’t the same i guess, and u still need to feel some connection? i dont mean this to sound judgmental im really sorry if it does

thank u for ur time!!

it's not a bother, don't worry! im happy to offer help wherever possible - and none of this sounds judgemental, i understand ^^

the TLDR here is: selfshipping is incredibly personal, everyone has their own way about things - there aren't any rules! just do what's right for you, and if anyone has a problem with what you are doing then that's their problem (as i always say, just block.)

ill use a readmore here so i don't clog up the timeline trying to answer your questions! though on that note, as a disclaimer - i am one single member of the community, my word is solely my personal take on things! please explore to your hearts content ♡

first of all, no, there is no limit on f/os! you could literally have hundreds and that is fine. some people have a long list, some people just have the one, some people prefer to keep a smaller list and some people choose not to list all of their f/os. these are all valid selfshippers! sometimes people categorise them into mains/secondaries/etc to tier them, too.

as for picking f/os, just go with whatever you feel. get a crush on a character? take them on a test run. same goes for characters you want to befriend or view as family - selfshipping isn't a solely romantic thing! if you have trouble deciding, then you can go back on your decision. i personally dont purposely seek out f/os, I either get a crush on them (or equivalent for platonic/familial), or I find a character that is my type and I see where things go. you could literally just point at a random character and decide you're dating now lol it really is as simple as doing what you want.

people selfship for different reasons, so again, i cannot answer for everyone. i personally do it for both coping reasons (it's a genuine comfort) and for fun, but any reason is as good as any, honestly! though some people may use it as a substitute for dating real people, some do not desire an actual relationship (a lot of aromantic selfshippers exist! i personally am not aro, but also i am not in any place for a relationship, nor am i interested right now but i enjoy having a romantic outlet) and some people selfship in tandem with real relationships! it just all depends on the individual

honestly the main reason to selfship should simply be: because you want to :)

if it's something you're interested in, then i wish you luck! there's no wrong way to selfship, just make sure you enjoy yourself. no need to force yourself, im sure you'll fall into it naturally if you let yourself.

as a side note to anyone reading this: i apologise for my inactivity both here and on @/tomyfo — i won't bring personal matters to this blog but some serious stuff came up irl so i haven't had the time to keep up. things are settling down now, so i should have things back up and running within the next few days. thanks for your patience!

[lavaridgecookie]

Hullo, and welcome to my little imagines, HCs, and, occasionally, ask meme blog <3 I’ve noticed very little love for nonhuman F/Os and S/Is, for platonic selfshipping, and for familial stuff, and I’m here to fix that :D I do mostly sfw stuff, but am not adverse to trying my hand at nsfw. 

I take requests! I'm open unless I say I'm closed, but I'm really really slow, sorry.

My specialties include:

Nonhuman S/Is of any type, in romantic OR platonic/familial scenarios! Ranging from human-adjacent (vampires, werewolves, anthro animals) to as wild as you can get (eldritch beings, non-bipedal aliens, S/Is that are The Thing-esque) and anything in between (robots, kobolds, dragons) any way you wanna be, I’ve got you covered! 

Nonhuman F/Os! Not only do I, personally, romantically ship with multiple characters in varying states of nonhumanity, but I familially ship with like. more than 10 robots who are ALSO in varying stages of nonhumanity. Robots CAN be your baby brothers and sisters, if you believe <3

Familial stuff! Siblings, parents, children, aunts and uncles, that really cool older cousin you love talking to, whatever! I got you. Sometimes a family is you, your six children, your eldest son’s alien boyfriend, and your extended family who are all mostly murderers.

Platonic stuff! Sometimes you want to jazzercise with your besties, and sometimes your besties are a group of elite alien mercenary soldiers.

Poly relationships! Any kind!

Please Note:

I have not seen every movie, or read every book, or consumed every piece of media. If you need something more specific than ‘my f/o or s/i has wings // can shapeshift // is an eldritch creature’ please give me more background information! Like I know what a Yautja is in a technical sense, but I’ve never actually seen Predator so I don’t have any context for their society or behaviour! I’ll list what I’m familiar enough with to need no context at the bottom of the post <3 That being said, feel free to infodump all day every day about your favourite species, bc I’m a lore hound and loooooooove hearing about fantasy cultures and biology.

I work a full-time job, have ADHD and am suffering from burnout. Posts may be sporadic! I will answer asks out-of-order! Please be patient with me

THIS BLOG IS INCLUSIVE. I WILL NOT EVER EVER EVER DISCRIMINATE BASED ON GENDER/ORIENTATION/ETC. I’m genderqueer, bi, poly, and an alterhuman! Panphobes, TERFS, and ace exclusionists can fuck right off! That being said, any and all hate will not get acknowledged. This shouldn’t even be an issue but I want to make my stance crystal-fucking-clear: your identity, whatever it may be, is valid. 

I am an adult! Any nsfw will be properly tagged as NSFT + minors DNI, and I ask that minors not interact with those posts. That said, minors are welcome on this blog, welcome to submit sfw asks, etc.

I write both fluff AND angst! I like both! They’ll be tagged as such~ I’m especially very, very fond of lifespan difference stuff. I know this can be triggering for some people, and the tag for it is ‘Mayfly-December’

I knowwwwwww my URL has ‘cookie’ in it, but this is a reference to a Pokemon thing. I luv gen III <3 I’m willing to do cookie run stuff but I know next to nothing about cr other than Vamp(?) looks genderqueer as hell 

Sources I am familiar with

Gregor the Overlander

Silverwing (including Duskwing)

The Sight

The Thing

ALIEN (first 2 movies)

Homestuck (I’ve read some of ^2 but am NOT caught up)(can also do Petstuck of any flavour)

Wolves of the Beyond (up through Frost Wolf)

a few more xenofiction novels, feel free to ask

Any and all Zelda species, from any game

Pokemon (I’ve played up to B/W)

Digimon, to an extent.*

Chobits (anime)

Astro Boy

Sonic the Hedgehog (game canon from Forces and earlier, I have a working knowledge of Boom as well)

Beastars (manga)+ Beast Complex 

Brand New Animal

Doctor Who (mostly NuWho)

Transformers (mostly G1, TFA an TFOne)

DBZ + GT (I haven’t seen Super, but I could probably get Whis and Beerus down well)

MLP: FiM (including ALL idw comics!)

MegaMan (classic and some of X)**

CATS the Musical (I haven’t yet seen the 2019 movie, but I’m familiar with the revival and the 1998 movie)

Thomas and Friends (in a general sense, if you want to request a specific character I'll need personality traits)

probably some others, but these are all ones I can do without needing for you to explain anything

* I can do any individual Digimon, but haven’t seen every anime, so if you are looking for a character-specific Digimon, please specify!

**I can do all mainline classic characters, including any desired robot master. However, please be aware that I’ve been in this fandom for over a decade, so my HCs for certain robot masters may differ from current popular consensus! If you want a specific personality trait, please specify. For X, I really only know X, Zero, Vile, Axl, and Sigma well enough to do HCs with no further prompting.