#but enjoy whatever this is

[vergilthelibrarian]

In Another World (Puppy)

So like this is just lil somethingsomething that I thought about writing. It’s hella short. I remember getting an ask where an anon said that I should delve more into the Romeo and Juliet aspect of Puppy and I’m going to do that since I’m back from the dead lol but anywho, here’s a little oneshot ^^

JaeminxMale!Reader ft.Jeno

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You blink, startled as you heard a voice whisper from the rose bush.

Looking to where you believe the voice came from, your breathing hitched as a handsome man looked up at you.

"Who are you?" you asked.

A gentle smile grew on the man's lips.

"A familiar stranger."

Your eyes squinted slightly from his cheeky answer.

"'Well familiar stranger, if you don't tell me who you are, you'll become familiar with my guards." you told him which caused the man to chuckle, your heart fluttering slightly.

“Well how about this? I'll recite a poem to help you remember me.”

You eyed the handsome stranger suspiciously.

"Fine."

The stranger looked up at the sky, searching in his head for just the right poem to say.

Once he found one, his eyes went back to you.

“Believe me, I wasn't always like this. Lacking common sense or looking insane. Like you, I use to be clever in my days. Never like this. Totally enraptured. Totally gone. Like sharp shooters, I use to be a hunter of hearts... not like today with my own heart drowning in its blood. Nonstop asking and searching for answers... that was then, but now so deeply enchanted, so deeply enthralled, always pushing to be ahead and above since I was not yet hunted down by this ever-increasing love.”

You gasped, your hand slightly covering your mouth before you placed it back on the stone balcony railing.

Your mouth formed into a small smile.

"Ah! Now I remember you. Na Jaemin. The man who stole my heart at the masquerade." you sighed slightly, looking behind you quickly to make sure you were alone. "You shouldn't be here. If the guards find you, they'll kill you."

Jaemin chuckled.

"And if they kill me, all you need to do is kiss my lips and I'll surely come back to life."

"You and that sliver tongue of yours." you shook your head, smiling again before sighing once more.

"Jaemin-"

“I just wanted to see you. I know our families are enemies. If I could, I'd be a Na no more but... life isn't that easy."

Jaemin's ears perked up as he heard a voice.

"Hey loverboy, you should probably hurry it up before we get caught."

He looked behind him to see Jeno who in turn looked around.

Jamin nodded, his attention going back to you.

"Meet me by the river at midnight tomorrow." he said before running off, not giving you a chance to reply.

Jaemin and Jeno ran off, climbing over the gates that protected your family's castle.

As the two walked, Jeno notice how happy his friend seemed.

In fact, he seemed more like his normal self now since seeing you.

Jeno was worried about his friend.

Jaemin was a flirty smooth talker.

He can have anyone wrapped around his finger just from one word but it seems as though he was no finally wrapped around someone's finger.

The only thing Jaemin could even talk about after that night at the ball was you.

Jeno didn't think much of it at first until it just became too much.

Every time his friend talked to him, it was only about you and this began to worry Jeno because he knew this wasn't healthy.

After convincing him to just visit you somehow so he can actually talk to you instead of talking about your hypothetical relationship, Jeno thought that it would knock some sense into Jaemin.

It's wonderful to be in love.

But if love is making you lose your own sanity, is it truly wonderful in the end?

Jeno looked at his friend as they walked, a huge smile on his lips.

Jeno did get why Jaemin fell for you at first sight.

You were beautiful.

The most beautiful man Jeno has ever seen honestly…

He felt his heart ping.

Biting his lip, he swallowed down his slight jealously before congratulating his friend for having the courage to ask you out.

[flawlessflesh]

delgal and thistle go to pride

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

[picturemecountingcards]

could only express this in green text format, bear with me

> be me

> in english class

> some guy delivers a meandering nihilistic monologue about how we're all just apes and our only purpose is reproducing, eating, dying and rotting (direct quote) that only vaguely pertains to the question he's being asked

> turn around to look at him

> see his laptop

> it's covered in southpark stickers

[isbergillustration]

[mjulmjul]

The South Downs

[cj-the-random-artist]

Here's a Cult of the Lamb comic that I scripted on a whim and then spent. Actual time on.

I hope y'all like this cuz it was fun to make and. I spent actual time on it lmfao

(Also for the "brought Narinder back" line. I started a new save and I swear between my two saves he's died three times. This guy. Goodness gracious.)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 314

Danny has discovered something absolutely amazing. While he can’t cook for shit, he can? Actually bake? Really well? Must be those bonding sessions in Long Now with Clockwork making all those cookies and cakes and everything else. 

But? This means he can A, actually make himself food, and B, has somehow befriended several more ghosts, including his rogues. Apparently he gave off bedraggled cat vibes when covered in flour. Or they just enjoyed the cupcakes he’d made to look like them in a sleep deprived ferver. 

But hey, he even has a decent job while he’s in (online due to medical issues, officially) college at one of the local bakery-cafes. Which means he also gets free coffee, so that’s nice too. Just erm, he might’ve gotten in the habit of handing cookies or other baked goods to anyone trying to attack him.

Look, it’s how he befriended his rogues (Apparently Fright Knight, being the ghost of Autumn, enjoys pumpkin spice cookies, who knew?) and they even continue to visit too. 

So really, it’s not his fault that there’s several goonion (honestly Sam will be pleased to learn they’ve got a union) members who are now constantly coming to the bakery. And- okay is that another undead person? Have a cupcake. 

[baeddling]

Gotta say I'm kinda fucking sick of every new piece of "landmark queer media" is just another kids show or movie, please make some actual queer cinema or at least let a trans woman set foot in the writers room before we start calling this shit a "masterpiece"

[chick-it-out]

[ninyard]

exy fans + Twitter (the au where andreil gets outed)

[cordeliawhohung]

John Price and you, his sweet girl who seems to have an oral fixation. can't ever get enough of his cock or his fingers in your mouth. you can hardly seem to come without something down that pretty throat.

John Price who buys you a toy, not for that pretty pussy of yours, but for that pretty mouth.

John Price who sticks the toy onto a mirror before putting you on your hands and knees and fucking into you from behind as you gag on the silicone.

John Price who coos at how good you're doing for him as he forces you to maintain eye contact with him in the mirror. he'll never bring another man to help him fuck you, but he doesn't mind shoving a bit of plastic down your throat if it gets his cock slick with your cum.

[thresholdbb]

The present, the past, they're both in the future! The future is in the past!

[rollercoasterofshitposts]

Hi my name is Michael Williard Steamboat Walter Mouse and I have mouse ears (that’s how I got my name) that are black and on either side of my head and feel like fuzzy cotton balls and black soulless eyes that consume lost children of the parks and a lot of people tell me I look like Walt Disney (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Remy but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I drive a steamboat but Im best at whistling. I’m black and white all over. I’m also the most recognizable public figure other than Santa Claus (he’s disgusting), and I like spending my summers in florida where I’m the most important guy there (everyone loves me). I’m a mouse (in case you couldn’t tell) and I literally only wear shorts and shoes and my steamboat hat. All of my clothing is brand-only because i am a billionaire. For example today I was wearing my favorite pair of white shorts (some people say they’re red but they are haterz) and my matching steamboat hat, my full circle black eyeliner, white face paint, my white shoes that come up to my ankles and are very soft and nothing else because I am a mouse. I was driving my steamboat and spinning the wheel. It was sunny and I had the feeling like a movie was about to start, which I was very happy about. Ron DeSantis stared at me. I put my middle finger up at him.

[britcision]

Whooooooo’s ready for another conspiracy theory btw!

That ^? That’s Laios’ shirt

Think about it

Laios wears that style with the lil collar and v neck

(The height of the collar on this shirt is… interestingly variable from panel to panel, but that happens. It’s collared enough to show up under his over shirt later)

Kabru and Mithrun ran into Laios’ party’s old packs and took their shit

Mithrun got spidered the fuck up

Kabru a) has no spare clothes on him and b) is not that much bigger than Mithrun; he’s bigger, but not quite “swimming in his clothes” bigger

The only other Canary bigger than Mithrun is Lycion

And. Well. We know it’s not his.

Other options in the area are: Thistle, one of the few people tinier than Mithrun, and these guys

Yaad’s too short and his shirt is too fancy, Monsieur Mannequin has his elbows out, and if Delgal is wearing similar it’s a layer deep, so I doubt it

That’s Laios’ fucking shirt

And Mithrun’s wearing it for the full rest of the series so I mean whether Laios even noticed or not he’s probably not asking for that back

This is as usual entirely meaningless trivia I just like to make useless connections and enjoy the idea of the final dramatic showdown and Mithrun’s just stolen Laios’ shirt

[thoodleoo]

saw one too many dark academia posts in the classics tag and became evil