#but dont go in my comments going “oh he actually had long hair” or “i prefer him with long hair”

[wolfythewitch]

Every time I get the "Jesus had long hair" comment I get marginally more violent

[taeghi]

your little brother, my little secret | teaser

FULL RELEASE : READ HERE

yn and joy share every secret, until yn returns from university to find joy's little brother jake has become irresistibly hot. maybe keeping just one secret from your best friend won't hurt… right?

PAIRING : best friends little brother!jake x reader

GENRE : smut & angst. jake's (shy) a sub for majority of it. dirty talk, masturbation, degrading + humiliation, & y/n is a menace.

WC : 14k

TAGLIST : ????? (if ur on my perm taglist u dont need to comment) <3

mdni

you’ve been counting down the days until summer for what feels like forever. you’re returning to your hometown for the entire two months you have until university starts again in september. 

you’ve been driving for miles now, just having to go to a university two hours away from your small hometown. but the summer air is thick and humid, and it blows throughout the car as all the windows are down. 

your best friend, joy, sits beside you. you’ve known her for just as long as she has moved into your small town when you both were ten. since then, you’ve shared everything together; every laugh, every tear… every secret. her family feels like your own, summers spent in their backyard, evenings filled with board games and cards. some nights in high school even included sneaking out to a party and drinking until you thought you’d throw up. 

last summer was different. you were abroad doing an internship for university. and you didn’t get a chance to stay long during christmas break. so, it’s been a while since you’ve actually stayed in your hometown with all its familiarities. 

“jake will be home when we get there,” joy says, loud enough to be heard over the wind and faint music. 

“oh right, how’s he liking university?” 

jake is joy’s little brother. he’s always been shy, introverted, prefers to stay home and play video games instead of going out like you and joy. you remember him as a cute kid, all wide eyed and shy smiles. you don’t remember him having much friends, he’d rather be alone in his room. it’s hard for you to imagine him navigating the crowded university, but you suppose he’s all grown up now. it’s been so long since you’ve seen him, and the thought of how much he changed lingers in your mind. 

“he likes it,” joy says, her long black hair blowing out the window, “he’s excited for summer like we are.” 

you nodded in response, thinking maybe jake would go out with you guys now instead of playing video games in his room all summer. 

“we gotta go to hyunjin’s this week!” joy declares, her eyes lighting with anticipation, “you know he’s throwing a big party this week. and then, there’s that new bar that opened downtown. we have to check it out!” 

you agree with joy. her energy is infectious despite her brash (sometimes too brash) exterior. joy has always been more straightforward and perhaps blunt than you are. when sometimes you can be a people pleaser and a pushover, joy is there to say the words you wish you could say. 

“i can’t wait,” you reply, “it’s been too long since we’ve had a proper night out.” 

joy shoots you a mischievous grin, her confidence unwavering, “oh trust me, yn. this summer, we’re going all out.” 

you roll your eyes at your pretty best friend, pulling into her family’s driveway swiftly. 

you and joy step through the front door of the house, a place that is more familiar and comforting than your own. the place smells like a home cooked meal and you are instantly greeted with joy’s parents’ smiles. joy’s mother envelops you in a hug, her warmth and kindness instantly easing any fatigue from the long drive. 

"oh, yn, joy, it's so good to see you both!" joy's mother exclaims, her smile radiant. "dinner will be ready shortly. you must be exhausted after the drive. please, sit down in the living room and relax."

joy's father joins in, his jovial voice filling the room. "how was the trip? traffic wasn't too bad, i hope?" her parents' genuine concern and hospitality are a stark contrast to your own parents. 

"it was fine, dad," joy replies, her tone affectionate yet tinged with a hint of impatience. "we're just glad to be home for the summer."

you smile over your shoulder at her parents as she drags you to the living room. it looks the same as you remember it; comfy fabric couch, family photos on the walls, lit candles around the room that mix with the smell of dinner. 

joy props her feet up on the coffee table as she starts to scroll her phone. a nonchalant smile plays on her lips, “can’t believe we’re back here.” she says with a sigh.

before you can respond, a sudden noise draws your attention towards the backdoor. two figures emerge, their arms swaying as they laugh and push each other. 

“hey guys,” joy's casual greeting halts their antics momentarily, but it's the sight of you on the couch that freezes one of the boys in his tracks. he stands there, awkward and unsure.

the other boy remains cool and confident as he greets joy and walks over to you both on the couch. he stands in front of you, sticking his hand out in front of your face, “i’m heeseung.” 

you look up at him as he stands, his features are chiseled. his eyes are a deep shade of brown. his smile is almost cocky, but disarming as he flashes it effortlessly. there’s an aura of assurance about him, that he knows he’s good looking and he’s confident about it. 

your hand meets his, “i’m y/n.” your eyes flicker back to the boy who remains rooted to the spot, his expression unreadable as he almost quiets away into the wall. 

“are you gonna come hug your sister, jake?” joy squeaks from beside you, she octaves her voice higher to be annoying on purpose. 

it’s then that you realize who is standing there in the corner– you almost didn’t recognize him. 

the shy, nerdy kid you once knew is now standing before– transformed in a way that catches you off guard. where once stood a lanky teenager, now stands a man that is toned and tanned. his hair is longer and tousled in a way that accentuates his features. he’s taller and broader. 

as you take in his appearance, you can’t help but be struck by how insanely hot he has become. 

he shifts nervously, perhaps sensing your gaze. his eyes turn to joy, “no way in hell am i hugging you.” 

joy's mother breezes into the room with a warm smile, "oh jake, give your sister a hug."

joy springs up instantly, tackling jake in a bear hug that's both affectionate and overly enthusiastic. jake groans, awkwardly patting joy's back as everyone chuckles. heeseung, settles down next to you, a confident smirk playing on his lips, his eyes holding a hint of nothing other than flirtatious. 

"right, yn," joy's mother continues, her tone gentle yet teasing, "heeseung here has been keeping jake entertained since you left."

heeseung chimes in, his voice dripping with sarcasm and humor. "yeah, we're inseparable now," he says with a grin.

you laugh, unable to resist teasing. "oh really? i remember jake having no friends at all."

joy joins in, her laughter ringing through the room. "seriously, all he did was stay in his room playing video games."

"be nice, girls," she says playfully. "joy, come help me with dinner. set up a place for heeseung, too."

heeseung stands up with a mock bow. "don't worry, i'll set up my own place."

joy groans at having to help, leaving you and jake alone in the living room, complaining about why she has to help but jake doesn’t. 

jake settles into the chair directly across you, but his body language shows he’s tense and restless and it suggests that he’d rather be anywhere else. he fidgets slightly, fingers rolling over each other in his lap, his eyes darting around the room and avoiding you.

@ taeghi, 2024. do not repost or reuse in anyway.

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stay safe everyone :)

[delulujuls]

papaya nails and everything nice | op81

hi! i dont really know how to comment on that one, i just get this idea from few videos where oscar actually admitted that he has very interesting relationship with his nails

anyway, is this original? i think it is. is this wholesome? hell yes, we do be supportin in this household. enjoy!

summary: oscar is having an unusual problem but it's nothing a manicure cant fix

warnings: none, i hope that painted nails on a boy arent a trigger

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!mclarendriver (ft. lando)

Oscar had been struggling to get himself together for some time now. As far back as he could remember, he considered himself as organized and put-together person who kept everything in check. However, for the past few weeks he had been the complete opposite—nothing seemed to go his way, he was incredibly scattered, sleeping poorly and was always last-minute everywhere.

This day was no exception to the rule that had persistently dominated Piastri's life for the past few weeks. Hurrying, he entered the garage running late and quickly started changing, not wanting to delay the start of training. His hair was messy, clearly having just detached from the pillow a few moments ago. Y/N observed her friend from the corner of her eye, seeing him struggle with unzipping his jumpsuit. Without hesitation, she approached him and eased his suffering, helping him with the zipper.

"Thanks," he mumbled, throwing a fleeting glance at his friend. Only then did Y/N noticed that Oscar's face was marked by several red streaks.

"Something happened?" she asked, clearly concerned. The recent strange behavior of Oscar had not escaped anyone on the team and she was no exception.

"I overslept, nothing new lately," Piastri casually replied, putting on the jumpsuit and fastening it around his neck. He brushed his hair off his face and only now did Y/N have a full view of his face, where red stripes were visible on his even paler-than-usual skin.

"Yes, that too, but that's not what I meant," she said.

Y/N took her phone and showed him his reflection. He furrowed his brows in surprise but took the phone from her and looked at his face. It was a fact, there were strange red marks on it. After a moment, he figured out why he looked like so this morning.

"They're probably scratches; I must have done them in my sleep."

"Scratches?" she scrunched her eyebrows and involuntarily glanced at his nails when he handed her the phone. Indeed, Oscar's nails could make many girls envious.

Y/N still had something to ask, but she was called to take her place in the car. She didn't have the chance to exchange a single word with Oscar until lunchtime. The couple sat in the cafeteria and as Y/N was familiar with both the old Oscar, whom she had known for several years and the slowly emerging new Oscar, she had never paid much attention to his hands or, more importantly, his nails.

"Has this happened to you before?" Y/N asked when they were both eating lunch and Oscar focused all his attention on what she assumed was his first eagerly awaited meal of the day.

"That I took two portions of rice with vegetables for lunch?" he asked with his mouth full, glancing at her in the meantime "No, honestly, this is my debut."

She rolled her eyes. "No, I'm not asking about that. I mean, have you ever looked like you've just met Wolverine?"

"Still have those marks?"

Y/N nodded in response as she continued eating.

Oscar sighed, swallowing what was in his mouth and wondering whether to tell her about the embarrassing nonsense that had haunted him for as long as he could remember. Seeing her curious gaze he decided to confess to her an unusual fact about himself.

"I can't cut my nails."

Oscar threw this statement into the air without much ado. Honestly, at this point in his life where he was and with all the things happening, most of which didn't go the way they should, thinking about things like his unfortunate nails would be total foolishness.

"Oh, really?" she was surprised, but it was the kind of surprise when you hear some fun fact you didn't know before.

"You reacted like I just told you that there are twice as many kangaroos as people in Australia."

"It's quite an unusual thing, you're probably the first person I know who can't do it."

"I don't know if it's something to feel special about, although probably yes since for the rest of the day, I look like I do."

Oscar replied, pointing to his scratched face.

"What's worse," he continued, not interrupting his eating, "Even when I manage to deal with them, it takes a moment and they look the same again. They grow terribly fast."

"If you want, I can help you with them," she offered, glancing at him.

Oscar hesitated for a moment and after that he looked at her uncertainly.

"Could you?"

"Of course!"

Shortly afterward, Y/N's hotel room turned into improvised nail salon. She took her task very seriously, pleased that Oscar allowed her to do anything extra such as cutting his cuticles or giving his hands a massage with a cookie-scented cream.

"You have nice nails," he said when she massaged his hands. Her nails had short square shapes with a matte finish. The color was no surprise; it was papaya orange. "Do PR people dip their fingers in this too?"

Y/N laughed and shook her head.

"No, I just noticed this nail polish in the drugstore and I thought I'd take it. It amused me that this color haunts me everywhere."

"Do you do your nails yourself?" Oscar looked at her with a slight shock. "It must be terribly hard and time-consuming."

"I've been doing them for a few years now and as you can see they are pretty simple, so with each time I get better at it."

She replied, taking a bit more cream. She noticed that he was silently looking at her hands; it seemed that he was particularly paying attention to her nails.

"I can paint yours too if you want."

"Mine?"

Y/N nodded and Oscar looked at her, shocked by how effortlessly she seemed to read his thoughts.

"Painted nails aren't for boys. "

Y/N rolled her eyes.

"Anyone can have painted nails, Oscar."

"Zac would be pissed at me. PR people probably too."

"Fuck Zac, fuck PR people," she looked him in the eyes. "Everyone has the right to look how they want, so if Lewis can have earrings and tattoos, Alex could have red hair, then you or any other guy can have painted nails."

Oscar hesitated for a while, looking at her uncertainly. He was silent for a moment, thinking hard. However, he decided that it was time to finally do something contrary to the norm. He has stuck to the rules and regulations all his life, so it's time to make a small concession that won't harm anyone.

"Can you make them for me with a shiny finish?"

Y/N smiled and nodded, hurriedly getting off the bed and grabbing her bag with all the supplies. The smile on Oscar's face appeared with each painted nail, pushing away his fears and insecurities.

When the girl started finishing his other hand after more than an hour, Lando came into the bedroom without any warning, complaining about his friends and the fact that none of them had replied to any of his messages for over forty minutes.

When Norris noticed what he was witnessing, he opened his mouth in shock and his eyes almost fell out of his sockets. Both Oscar and Y/N knew their friend's unfiltered chatter, so they mentally prepared themselves for some comment from him. But beside that, he hurriedly took off his shoes and all excited sat on the bed, rolling up his sleeves.

"Oh my God! Will you do mine too?"

[rzyraffek]

I have a little smut request, if you don't like or don't want to write I understand that's alright.

When slashers are take a shower then S/O suddenly get in

Bo please must have him, I love this man too much, and Vincent, Lester, Brahms, Thomas, or other slashers you want to write. (or you think I pick too much you can pick some, but please Bo must thank you so much❤️)

I just think this will be fun

Oh, btw, I very love your work so perfect so wonderful so amazing❤️❤️❤️

Yall really love Sinclair's😭😭 ALSO THANK YOU V MUCH IM GLAD YALL ENJOY MY BLOG!!!! Before you read that I need to remind yall that I DONT USUALLY WRITE NSFW STUFF SO DONT EXPECT ANYTHING GREAT HERE!! Request open

Nsfw, but nothing too detailed, they/them pronouns for s/o

Shower zegz with slashers

Bo Sinclair

Our guy will make sure that they will remember that shower for long time

Yknow when you just vibe in shower and you accidently touch cold wall with your back and get all cold and upset? Yeah if s/o has the same problem.. too bad he doenst care they are getting pinned to that wall in seconds anyways

He loves seeing their face, how they react to his actions and words, how their body moves because of him

Will comment A LOT, expect a lot of praising, some cruse words and alot of growls tbh

He marks them 100% one way or another. Bite marks, Hickeys ( alot of them), ect

Afterwards he gonna bring them a towel and make sure they can go to bedroom and rest there for a while. This guy isn't the best at aftercare but he isn't heartless!

Vincent

No bcs he will blush sososo hard😨😳

Like they have to make first move cuz this guy will just stand there awkwardly looking like he has stick up his ass

He gonna be so gentle with them💖 carefully grabbing their hips/hair and enjoying the view moment

Tbh he loves grabbing their hair and vice versa, if s/o is touchy he gonna be sosos blushy

Also afterward he gonna wash their hair probably🥰 making sure they at least get out of this shower clean lol

Brahms Heelshire

Nah bcs this guy will be the one to actually pull them into shower, like s/o was just vibing doing their skincare routine and this guy just grabbed them and yeeted them into shower

He gonna act like he just wants to spent time together🙄🙄 yeah totally

Pls make sure that s/o calls him good boi or he gonna bite them

Also ngl he probably looks sexy asf with wet hair

Incredibly affectionate, yall will be extremely close to each other for the whole thing. And expect him to wisper and growl into s/o year

Thomas Hewitt

This babi will be soso confused??? Like???? Oh you wanna shower together?? Yeah sure ig I don't mind???

Again s/o has to do first move cuz he won't even think about asking them about that type of stuff! Hes a gentleman he would neverr.. unless they ask him ofc

S/o gonna forgor how to walk for few hours at least

He just gonna pick them up and pin them to wall like s/o weights nothing (tbh it doesnt really matter how much they weight this guy picked up adult men and whooped other one at the same time without any struggle, really dont worry)

He cant really tell them how he feels so he just gonna gently pat them or nuzzle them.

He will feel bad afterwards when their legs shake or when they can't really walk 😓

Micheal Myers

Tbh the only reason he showed was bcs they promised him that he will get reward later. Fr this guy stinks

Sex with him is incredibly akward. He doenst make any noise nor shows any kind of affection? Maybe he gonna carry them to bed afterwards or bring them towel?? Like this guy never heard about aftercare, or care overall tbh

He will never show it but he loves when s/o gives him affection or tells him nice words, how good he is and how great his doing his job rn

Not my proudest one! I really suck at nsfw stuff sorry😓😓 also I had nightmare and there was Bo for some reason ?? But he had heavy cowboy-texas accent ??? Idk why. Anyways its 2am yall have great rest of day

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[garfinkelstingle]

Hi! I absolutely love your fics, could you do a fake insta fic with timothee? The face claim being Rachel Zegler with she/her pronouns. Thanks!

pairing: timothee chalamet x fem!reader

a/n: nonnie there is no excuse as to why this took me so long apart from the fact that i was in a slump... but now i am (sorta) not! i hope you guys like it and have a great day & week xxx (also some of these "posts" are very self-indulgent AND i'm going to the eras tour twice next year so i'm just so excited aaahhhh!!!!!!)

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yourinstagram miscast23 gala!! loved every second of it (and not just because i felt like a million bucks in this dress)

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tchalamet how are you real???

*liked by yourinstagram

tchalamet like i'm serious it should be illegal to be this good-looking my gOd

yourinstagram babe stfu 😭

yourfan36 THEYRE SO CUTE WHAT

yourfan89 mommy? sorry, mommy?

haileesteinfeld hot stuff

yourinstagram 🫶🏼🫶🏼

tchalamet

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tchalamet felt cute, won't delete later cause my girlfriend won't let me

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timmyfan16 as she should(n't?)

yourinstagram can you blame me????

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timmyfan38 y/n better be prepared to fight because d a m n

zendaya looking fine mr

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timmyfan29 thanks for this blessing

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yourinstagram ERAS TOUR BABY!!!!!!! thanks for all the friendship bracelets guys <3333

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swiftie13 y/n being a swiftie will forever be my favorite thing about her

tchalamet miss americana

yourinstagram & her heartbreak prince

yourfan78 im literally so jealous i couldn get tickets rip

timmyfan62 I WAS AT THE SAME SHOW I SAW Y/N AND TIMMY DANCING AND SINGING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SET it was insane

yournamenews

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yournamenews Y/N via her Instagram story yesterday

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yourfan73 she's so insane for this 😭😭

yourfan15 i thought this was fake at first but she even put it in her highlight????

timmyfan39 wish i had someone who looked at me the way timmy looks at y/n ughhh

yourfan26 oh we're being fed fed

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram breaking news: dylan o'brien spotted with fan

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yourfan27 she's just like me fr

tchalamet we took pictures too?? why didnt you post them???

yourinstagram because you have yet to star in teen wolf silly

sadiesink ❤️

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timmyfan98 the fact that my two (three) faves had dinner together yesterday has done more for my mental health than my parents ever did

yourfan36 not y/n being a teen wolf girlie too omg

tchalamet

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tchalamet captionless

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timmyfan26 it's the hand in the hairs for me

yourfan18 not y/n liking this the second he posted it my PARENTS

yourinstagram actual loml (maybe show your face next time so i dont feel so weird for saying that)

tchalamet so you DO only want me for my looks huh??

yourinstagram actually your bank account is a slightly bigger selling point 🤭

timmyfan15 this picture has no right to make me feel the way it does

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram oscars 2023 screaming crying punch me in the face?????? MY SPIDEY TINGLE IS STILL IN OVERDRIVE

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tchalamet what's it with you and posting pictures with strikingly handsome men???

yourinstagram i would post you more if one of us didn't look like a fart in every single one of our pictures

tchalamet more wallpapers for me ig

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andrewfan84 MY TWO BABIES INTERACTED AAHHH

yourfan92 spiderman stan's really won today huh

tomholland2013 you never seem this excited to see me 🥲

yourinstagram ily to the moon and to saturn tom but,,, it's the AMAZING SPIDERMAN

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tchalamet

liked by yourinstagram, florencepugh and 3,492,294 others

tchalamet this is MY goofball girlfriend, whom i love almost as much as i love her dog. thanks for coming to my ted-talk.

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yourinstagram you're so unserious for this what???

yourinstagram i do love u though and i'm even ok with you loving me less than rosco bc i will never love a human being more than i love that dog xxx

tchalamet 💔💔💔

timmyfan64 i love them sm

oliviarodrigo loving the rosco content yes!!!!

*liked by yourinstagram, tchalamet

yourfan87 if i'm not invited to the wedding i would 110% understand it but please invite me to the wedding

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram how do u like the new haircut???

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yourfan52 excuse me WHAT

yourfan98 i think i officially died and went to heaven

tchalamet personally i think that the earrings are the highlight of this picture

yourinstagram really? i feel like the painting of a square in the back makes my eyes pop

timmyfan25 what are they even talking about at this point???

florencepugh loving the chop!

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selenagomez cuties

yourinstagram 💖

yourfan83 adopt me pls i'm not even joking at this point

[81folklore]

lover - SCHUMACHER

pairings: mick schumacher x wordle!reader (fc: savannah delullo + pintrest)

summary: micks girlfriend always relates everything in her life to the three things she loves most; taylor swift, wordle and her boyfriend

authors note: this is probably one of the most niche things ive ever made but i absolutely love sav and her wordle content and i also love mick so why not put those together?? i dont even know how i thought of this but here it is😭

authors note 2: doesnt have all the pictures i wanted, but i needed this to be one part so i had to shorten it a bit. i ended up mainly using pintrest photos, but that was only because the sav photos i planned to use ended up being in posts i couldnt make due to the 30 picture limit. i actually think this is my favorite smau ive done so i hope you enjoy

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and everytime i look at you, its like the first time

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user11: beach being the wordle today was perfect pinned

yourusername: can confirm i was very happy

mickschumacher: good pictures...must be a pretty cool photographer😂

yourusername: ehh took some practice but he learnt from the best!😉

user82: you guys are so cute

user9: micks looking more and more like his dad everyday :')

user4: im so obessed with your tiktoks

user49: favorite wordle player

yourusername

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you got that long hair, slicked back, white tshirt, and i got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt

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user55: officially my favorite couple

user20: dont know who i want to be more

user32: so so cute

mickschumacher: 💚💚💚

user2: i love that she always includes that days wordles in her posts

user72: and if she can, she will relate it to a taylor lyric and make that her caption

user60: and she always tries to match the pictures to the word

user46: are those his dads glasses☹️

yourusername

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youre a flashback in a film reel on the one screen in my town🎞️

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user8: micks smile AHHHHH

user92: im so obsessed with this post

user902: he looks SO GOOD

user65: i cant bresthe omg

mickschumacher: my favourite photographer

yourusername: my favourite muse

user7: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

user51: no bcs you just dont understand

yourusername

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✨i can still make the whole place shimmer✨

HOLY WHAT IS MY LIFE??? so much happened within the span of a night and im in shock. first, TAYLOR SWIFT?? next SWIFT WORDLE ANSWER?? ON THE DAY OF MY CONCERT?? then I GOT THE 22 HAT?? EXACTLY 10 YEARS AFTER THE LAST PICTURE TOOK PLACE?? also lets all appreciate how good both taylor and mick look!!!!

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user4: YOU GOT THE HAT? IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

user6: you deserve the hat so much!!

user67: what was your reaction to the wordle?

yourusername: i actually did it in the stadium while waiting for taylor, i started freaking out i was so happy😭

user13: love your outifts! did you make both of them?

yourusername: i made micks and he made mine☺️

yourfriend2: im glad you both had fun

yourusername: mwah 💋

mickschumacher: thank you for choosing me to go with you

yourusername: why wouldnt i take my favorite person to see my other favorite person??

mickschumacher: love you

yourusername: love you🩵

user5: the IT couple

user85: i love seeing mick getting involved with her interests :(

yourusername

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we could let our friends crash in the living room

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user56: oh my god oh my god

user52: theyre literally living taylor swift lyrics

user75: i cant cope

user79: THEY HAD A SLEEPOVER?? WITH THEIR GRID FRIENDS??

user20: seb definitly spun the wheel in twister

user59: definitly had a drink with him aswell😭

lewishamilton: thanks for having us💜

yourusername: always welcome with us lewis🩵

mickschumacher: can i go where you go?

yourusername: can we always be this closee?

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and at every table, ill save you a seat, lover...

m, you mean more to me than i will ever be able to put into words. the love i feel for you is something so special it feels wrong to just say 'i love you', it doesnt do it justice. you are my entire being and nothing i say or do will even amount to the way you make me feel

3 years ago, forever felt scary, forever felt terrifying, but how can forever be enough now? how will i ever have enough time with you? how will i ever have enough time to love you?

i would say 'take me out and take me home' but no matter where you take me i will always be home if im with you🏠

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mickschumacher: my favorite person

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mickschumacher: my one and only

yourusername: my lifeline

mickschumacher: forever with you sounds perfect

[envy-of-the-apple]

I'm 99% sure it was called "Forever Yours" and it was a yandere oneshot series basically of a ton of popular anime boys from the time. The ones I remember were the Tokyo Ghoul dude, there were some Death Note guy chapters, there was the ML from Kamisama kiss, OH and the white haired guy from Psycho-Pass. There were like 50 chapters. It had probably a million likes or something it was INSANELY popular.

Ryntymy also had some other ongoing fics (and a ryntymny/reader crack fic, god, love them for that), but god it's soooo hard to remember.

i DID find a post about one of the fics i knew of that was actually REALLY GOOD that you would have LOVED (it was very similar to saltburn although it's quotev so this yandere was ofc pretty tame):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Quotev/comments/1b652gu/trying_to_find_old_x_reader_fic/

as for what's still up... hm. i do remember parallel ink, and also psychadelic peanut (they had this really trippy izaya fic):

https://www.quotev.com/story/9754667/Unfortunate-YandereIzaya-Orihara-x-Reader/1

AH parallel ink wrote kingdom of possession, which i DO remember:

https://www.quotev.com/story/6759314/Kingdom-of-Possession-Yandere-King-x-Reader

and there was this one series that was ACTUALLY quizzes, which was neat:

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8085561/Out-of-Sight-Out-of-Mind

this one was a pretty fun sort of mystery style thing:

https://www.quotev.com/story/11260294/Seesaw/1

and this one was like. formative for my longing for pathetic masochistic men. i wasn't super into it back then but THE SEEDS WERE PLANTED:

https://www.quotev.com/story/8901227/Then-Came-You-Sadistic-Reader-x-Yandere-Character-One-Shots/2

SEESAW????? I lovedddd that fic so so much ahhhh it was amazing!!! the fic put me in so much denial cuz i was like 'its him! wait no its not him? wait it IS him? no wait-' very very entertaining

speaking of murder mystery yandere fics...there was this one where the reader was isekaid onto a train and quickly pieces together that all of the passengers resemble ppl from this book they read years ago...except they cant remember the ending aka they dont know who the murderer is. pretty sure the author deleted it but it was good!

its so funny you mention psychedelic peanut cuz i remember they got canceled???? actually...pretty sure parallel ink did too...as well the rest of their clique....and thats why i zipped outta the quotev yandere community!

actually that one aot isekai i was talking about was hosted on quotev! pretty much the height of literature, there's no competition. if i dont find it im just tempted to just rewrite it.

Curse of a Broken Promise is still up there and i think it still holds up! its a yandere kaneki ken fic and the writing is so....whimsical? idk how to explain it but it whenever i read it i always felt so sad. good read!

Imperishable affection (yandere!mafioso x reader) is ALSO written by the same author. basically yandere mafia boss guy threatens you into loving him or else your family dies yada yada so ofc the mc does. for a quotev yandere fic its pretty dark actually.

You Need Me (Yandere Manipulator x reader) THIS was the fic that brought me into the yandere thing. and the author used to update EVERY day so this whole this was an event. and the TWIST i remember being 14 and gasping like 'omg he did EVERYTHING???' very very good

If you want a izayax reader fic whos author WASNT wierd might i suggest Twisted Obsession. Beautiful writing. Its better than most ao3 writing actually and wayyy above mine. I love the way this author characterizes Izaya in this and the backstory for why hes so strange is pretty believable. like i fully believe it should be canon.

Savior Complex is an aot isekai where the mc gets whisked into a yandere sim where Petra is the love interest and the rest of the aot cast is obsessed with her. but we can all guess what happens. pretty good tho!!!

BUT EVERYONE GO READ PRETTY its a gojo x LATINA READER AHHHHHH YESSSS. i just LOVE LOVE LOVE the way this author writes. its so poetic and there's so much left up for interpretation.

[zwiggyro]

SOMETHING LIKE THAT | prologue

parings: sanford!patrick x stanfordfem!reader (very very slight stanford!art x stanfordfem!reader)

warnings: none for this one but def for ones in the future

Summary: You meet art a couple times through your best friend Tashi, and are put in the same architecture class your sophomore year, along with Tashi and arts best friend, Patrick. Patrick’s a senior unlike the three of you, but he’s easy to talk to and constantly teases you about being sassy. Until one day, things change and he starts becoming a little handsier than a senior “casually” would be with a sophomore like you.

notes: this is my first fic so pls excuse any mistakes and please dont bully me for this random ass prompt. lowk was bored and thought id write this soooooo if you have any comments/feedback on this or any ideas for other fics/blurbs youre more than welcome to send them through my inbox!!!

You swore on your life you would never like Patrick fucking Zweig. But you never said you wouldn’t let him like you. He’s scruffy, a man whore, slut, and a huge dick. Literally. He’s definitely gone after a couple of your friends, but as soon as they become just another failed talking stage, another girl is hopping on his dick. 

You also weren’t the type that guys usually liked. Sure, a couple of guys liked you, but they were too shy to make the first move and too nerdy—frankly, too ugly for you. 

You loved being treated like a girl, being taken out on dates, spoiled rotten, and fucked so hard you couldn’t walk. You had a type, the typical charismatic, outgoing, athletic, and relentless boy who could easily pick you up and throw you across the room. 

But you weren’t gonna turn down an opportunity like Art Donaldson. 

You noticed him occasionally glancing at you during lunch freshman year. He was blonde, a little shy, and cute in your grade. You first talked to him when you and the girl's Stanford tennis team were waiting near the tennis courts.

freshman year.....

The team was waiting for the team bus to Pepperdine for the big doubles match for you and Tashi against Anna Mueller and Yuri Shishida. Teams from around the country were coming to watch this game to support you and your doubles partner, considering you guys were basically the it girls of tennis. 

“Okay, the bus is coming in 5. Be ready! ” our coach said as she finished taking a head count of all the girls, making sure no one was left behind. 

“Finally,” some of the girls groaned. Slowly, some heads started to turn, and chatter began as they saw the boys team heading to the courts, seeing that they finished their warm-ups. Sweaty, hair messy, and best of all, shirtless. After all, Stanford did have the reputation hot “fuckable” tennis boys. 

You spotted the blonde wearing a white long-sleeve turtleneck under a red Stanford polo, his red Stanford hat backward, and matching shorts, unlike his best friend Patrick, who was shirtless, holding his white t-shirt in his hand, and in the sluttiest short shorts. Art was typing away on his blackberry, Patrick blabbing his ear off to get his attention. 

“shut the actual fuck up, Patrick,” Art says, looking up from his phone. 

“Oh, c'mon, maybe if you’d reacted to what I’m saying, I’d shut up,” he snaps back, snatching Arts' phone from his hands and forcing him to look up at Patrick.

Before art can argue back, Tashi, who was standing beside you, sees them. 

“ART!” Tashi shouts. Art starts walking over to her, and Patrick trails behind him. 

“oh, uh, hey, Tashi,” art says.

“I was just wondering if u can finish the lab report for bio. I have a match at Pepperdine, and uh, idk if I have time to finish it.” 

“yeah, of course, I can finish it tonight, probably,” Art replies.

“what was the lab on?” You speak up, wanting to engage in their conversation, “if it’s the same one as my sections. i can probably just share the doc with you and you can just copy it?” 

“oh, that actually be great” Tashi responds. 

“Where are you guys going?” Patrick intervenes, also wanting to join the conversation. 

“Pepperdine,” Tashi says dryly, clearly disliking his presence. 

“here, uh- art give me ur phone i’ll just text u the link when i’m on the bus” you say holding your hand out, and trying to shift the mood.

“BUS IS HERE, LADIES!” your coach yells. The swarm of girls pick up their bags, hurrying onto the bus, hoping to get a seat next to their friends.

“i’ll be on the bus ___, come when ur done getting his number” tashi says, picking up her red stanford duffel bag and racket. 

“Okay, yeah, got it, save me a seat, trash,” I shout, hoping she can hear me. 

“here.” i hand arts phone back, “i’ll send the link on the bus so you’ll get it soon.” 

“alright. Thanks a lot, bye!!” Art responds, 

“bye, art!! see you round and text me if u need anything!” you pick up your bags and wave as you run to the bus, not wanting to miss it.

[renranram]

My Barista ⊹ ࣪ ˖

sfw

where quackity starts to leave paper hearts for barista y/n every single day || short btw

alex had caught an interest for the new barista from the café he had been going ever since he attended college

he liked you because of your personality, he finds you kind, friendly and approachable but never had the balls to talk to you unless he has to order something

“ look, why don't you just talk to them man? it's that simple, just say hi, i find you attractive and shit like that can i get your number? “ his friend, karl, states as alex groans out, fixing his earbuds as he glances at you

the man was in a call with karl, hoping for a collab but it leads on to him ranting about you, “ you know it's not that easy, i mean, just look at them, they're so pretty, and kind, and shit like that “ alex sighs out

“ be glad im filming for a video, if i was there i would be the one to tell them “ karl continues to scold his bestfriend, “ yeah yeah of course you would “ alex chuckles as he fixes his beanie

“ oh, what's that? “ he asks, spotting a heart shaped paper on karl’s background, “ oh, jimmy challenged us to make origamis and stuffs “ karl grabs the heart shaped origami as he got it closer to the camera

“ it's cute “ alex commented as karl shrugs, smug, “ because i made it “ he flips his hair as alex could only chuckle before glancing up at you again

“ uh… how can you make that? “ he asks, “ it's really simple! “ karl exclaims as he guides alex, gently folding the paper in even sides then creating a paper heart

and after that, history was made, at first, he didn't actually mean to leave the paper, he forgot to pick it up because he was rushing, but seeing you smile as you pick up the paper heart, he started intentionally leaving them

and you, didn't mind, you cleaned his table everytime he leaves, hoping he'd leave another and he does, it was kinda awkward every time he orders, the two of you woupd avoid eye contact but both will be a blushing mess

“ see! im literally such a pogger “ karl cheers for him, “ yeah yeah yeah, whatever… the only problem is uhh… i kind of… don't know how to properly talk to them “ he scratches the back of his head

“ bruh “ karl exclaims, “ hm… what about you leave your number on one of the paper hearts? “ karl suggested as alex chuckles, “ fuck no, and make them think im a creep? “

“ come on! just try it, dont be so ballsy “ karl insists as alex pause, “ ill think about it “ he mutters

he left two papers for you this time, a note and the usual paper heart, ‘ open the heart:) ‘ the note states as you slowly unfolds the heart, seeing his number wrote inside

you of course hesistated first, thinking this was just a small joke or a prank but you're unaware how he would rant about you to his twitch chat and friends, his twitch chat knowing you as ‘ his favourite barista ‘

at first your texts are very awkward, but the moment you mentioned a hobby of yours it just immediately clicked, everyday he'd go on the café daily, the two of you would chat if the only customer was him

days go by, and by just a blink, alex lays his head on your shoulder, “ happy anniversary babe “ he mumbles, smiling as he pecks your cheek

“ 3 years “ you added, intertwining your hands with his as you two sat on a park, just admiring the fine summers day, “ is it really that long already? “ he chuckles as alex sits up

“ maybee “ you laugh as you open your picnic basket, setting down the strawberry that alex would always order and some other snacks too of course

as you set things up alex looks at you with admiration and a smile, fixing your hair as he pulls out a paper heart from his pocket, gently handing it to you

“ oh? “ you ask, looking at him in confusion, “ you should unfold it or something “ he smiles at you cheekily

you slowly unfold the neatly folded paper, ‘ will you marry me? ‘ the paper reads out as you gasp, as suddenly alex was in one knee, holding out a small box for you

looking up at you, “ i know this isn't your ideal proposal but uh “ he scratches the back of his head as you tackle him with a hug, already sobbing

you press kisses all over his face, leaving your lipstick marks as alex could only chuckle, gently guiding you to wear your engagement ring

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for purposely ruining a woman's hair?

I (19f) am a licensed hairdresser fulltime. A bit of backstory My best friend (same age) got married this year to a man who is older than 28 but younger then 35. I tried to discourage her and explained that the age gap is fucked considering the guy is the same age as my mom (like if my mom dated someone my age it would be fucked and my friend said that but its fine because "we grew up with him" and i said that made it worse).

He actually was my neighbor for most of my life. He wasn't a bad person, always seemed good, but obviously I dont think highly of him now. We all went to similar events like festivals and saw each other, but we never hung out. He saw me and my best friend a lot together and when we became 17 he started talking to her. It was a whole "meetcute" story according to my friend. Neighbor who she saw and thought was cute for years happened to invite her over in the pouring rain because I got delayed and didn't meet her at my house in time and her parents had already dropped her off.

They started dating the day she turned 18 and got married soon after she was 19.

Mary, the mother of my neighbor and now my best friends MIL (turning 50f) has been vocal about not liking me for literally my whole life. I've been called trouble, a nuisance, trash, etc. Made slutshaming comments because I got a belly button ring, called me a exotic dancer to my face because I was dancing and shaking my hips and butt, and then a whore when I wore a tank top and shorts...just The stereotypical "Christian" white woman.

Mary is talking constantly to my friend, her son adding in, that I'm a bad influence and now my friend is pulling away.

Well long story short (too late i know sorry want to give background info but it turned out to be like a lot) Mary came into the shop. She asked for a cut and color and I was the only one available. She visibly sneered but agreed and made snide comments the entire time I tried to figure out what she wanted. She wanted red. A natural red. And I was going to do it, but then she said I needed to make sure I washed my hands so I didn't get her dirty and then when I glared at her and asked what she meant by dirty because my hands were clean she laughed and said "oh I didn't mean no offense sweetie".

So I went and brought out the book that has hair color samples and stsrt showing her reds. I asked her if she wanted E3 or 5A for example, those aren't at all but you get the idea. She said she wanted red, so I went "oh like 4A" which was FIRE HYDRANT red. I knew she wanted naturalish and NOT that but she verbalized yes yes that 4A.

So I did. It came out bright red and she started yelling and screaming. My coworkers heard her say which one she wanted and we pulled the book out and showed her thats what she had verbalized, so I'm off the hook.

But now im like...that was a bit mean? I mean she can redye it, and my work gave her a discount. I didnt chop her hair off or do anything out of what she asked, but I know damn well she didn't want that. My friend texted me really upset accusing me and I played dumb. She's already pulling away from me and now I feel its going to be worse because of this...aita?

What are these acronyms?

[emchante]

Okay hi new anon but stay with me here. softcore porn streamer!max just chatting hot tub stream in slutty shorts and at the end he reaches over the tub .. slowly to get his towel or something?? And like the whole time hes just teasing the chat… like omg can you imagine max glistening from the water with that sweaty hair (in this case damp hair) just teasing you nonstop? DEAD.

- 🐨

P.S i came up with this at 3am dont judge me

ANOTHER NEW ANON!! you guys have no idea how happy it makes me seeing new faces and regulars. it actually makes my day!! welcome in, welcome in. so happy to have you<3

LOVING THIS IDEA THOUGH?? i would NEVER judge, no matter the idea. we’re open to a lot of stuff here, hit me with anything you’ve got!! let that horny brain go wild!!

more about this below!!

good god though. walk with me. off-season max verstappen build in the hot tub. he’s broader, thicker thighs, bigger arms, bigger tits!! and everyone is frothing at the mouth because?? WHO does this fine man think he is?? showing off those massive thighs in those tiny, slutty shorts which are clinging to him!!

when he reaches over the tub? everyone is in for a treat. watching his thicker chest push against the end of the tub so it pushes out more, the water droplets dripping off of his soft skin.

when he moves back into the tub, resting the towel just outside it, he moves a hand to rub at his chest due to the slight strain leaning over had on him. and everyone is going feral watching him, because he’s teasing you all by rubbing his thumbs over his nipples a few times 👀

his damp, soaking hair makes him look even hotter. you’ve only seen his hair damp before after his work-out streams, when he’s gleaming in sweat. this time around, it’s water from the hot tub. his hair sticks out a little, most of it falling into his face. he has to fix it often, hand coming up to push it back. but every time he does? that bulging arm is on view. and you’re sure he knows what he’s doing, because he does it agonisingly slow.

and his teasing? oh, it’s off the charts tonight. he knows you guys love his body, and he’s noticed the thirstier comments coming through now it’s winter, and he’s indulging a little more with some treats— it’s the end of the year, after all!! so, with your feral and horny comments, his ego is boosted.

‘hmm, these shorts are just a little tight, you know. i’d take them off, let my thighs out but you know. tos and all,’

‘wishing you were here with me right now. sitting right across from me, and we’d start by playing footsies. not long before your foot is pressing against my cock, you know? and i’d—’ he cuts himself off with a throaty groan, ‘i’d love it. such a tease, you are,’

‘first one to put ‘2’ in chat gets their head in between my thick thighs. you decide whether i close them, or whether you worship them,’

🐨 nonnie welcome in!! happy to have you and can’t wait to hear more from you!!<3<3

[peachjagiya]

This is for @blue703 2019. The one where JK made the bear snow globe and gave it to Tae. Watch it again and watch them closely. Tae seemed to be off at the first part of their trip with JK constantly looking at him. He was giving Tae space but he looked wary and his focus was mostly on Tae. When they were all making the snow globes, Suga even said to Taehyung "Taehyung, you should learn to let go or else you will lose even those you already have." In essence, that's what his message was. Seems like Suga was helping JK out to "make up" with Taehyung.

Few things to note about Winter Package in Finland as well:

They blurred the names of who they picked to give their snow globes too, and I have a hunch that it's because JK didn't give the globe to the one he is supposed to give it to and broke the "chain" by giving his to Tae. Hence, you have Hobi quickly "remedying" the situation at the end by giving the globe he made himself to himself coz "he love his self" LOL!

TK were giving eo space the first day there, JK wasn't able to get much footage of Tae for GCF coz he didn't approach Tae in the 1st day activity. He got his footage when they seemingly made up already the next day.

I don't know when they actually "made up", but there was a shift in that "giving space to eo" to then clinging to eo after when JK cried while reading his own letter. Tae went over to him and comforted him. After this "scene", they were around eo more often and we got pleeeenty of domestic and sweet TK moments: photoshoot of JK backhugging Tae, JK smelling Tae's hair looking so domestic if you took a photo of that moment, Jk saying Tae is so innocent and Tae getting flustered etc.

When they were writing on their "trip diaries", JK seemed to have wrote the first lines of Kim Dong Ryul's "Like a Child": "When you said you love and accepted my love....." VMinKook were horsing around writing on their diaries. JK and JM wrote on Tae's diary, there was a page full of smileys which led to a prompt on the diary "remind someone you loved one you love them" and those lyrics where what was written above. Now, the most intriguing part is when Tae was reading what JK and JM wrote. You can see the moment he gasped on camera and got visibly moved almost like choking on tears. This is a link to what was written: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYmYebHc/ And this link to when Tae read what was written on his diary: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYmFsjCy/

They were pretty much so cozy after they "made up". This was also when I notice a shift in JK being more "open" in his affections for Tae. Airport nape kiss, GDA Hug, Grammys clinging etc all happened after this trip.

They went to Finland in November 2019 for this. Another thing to note, the "Get out of your imagination" comment happened just days after TK made up and were so cozy, hence the "Tae put shippers into place" "He doesn't love Jungkook like that" comments don't make sense. He was literally being pampered and showered with love and affection by JK those days LOL!

I don't know what the cause of the "drama" was at first part of that trip. This was months (November) after JK and tattoo girl issue came out (September), they travelled to New Zealand (BV 4) when that news broke and TK seemed fine (but then they are filming so they must show they're fine BUT then clearly in Winter Package, Tae had no issue avoiding interactions with JK when they arrived in Finland so.... there's that too). What stood out to me tho is this trip happened a week after JK's minor car accident. He was apparently just few minutes away from Tae's house. I dont know if there's a connection to that and their lil "non-scenes" in Finland.

Oh also note that Tae must have stared writing Sweet Night around this time.

This has been too long now 😆 I'd love to read anyone's thoughts as well. 💜

Thanks @sweeteyestell!

For you, @blue703.

And a merry Christmas to us all.

[seventeenlovesthree]

Loved your thoughts on the new digimon adventure pv and Yamatos concept art. I also thought he may have returned to his passion, music, thus the long hair like he had at his "prime" as a musician. But do you have a thought why Taichi looks so angry? Dont get me wrong he looks stunning in this art style (also love how Yamato wears a turtleneck and Taichi presents us his collarbones xD) but in the last picture he looks quite angry. Of course it could be more determined Taichi face? Idk, my first reaction was uh oh why is my boy angry, what did Toei do to him now :(

The fun part about this Yamato being Kakudou's "vision" of him is even better if you think about how Yamato becoming an astronaut was out of pure necessity - and not planned by Yamato in the slightest. Kakudou had posted that part of the lore earlier this year, so the staff of Tri/Kizuna may not even have been aware of it when they made him contemplate "going to space" or walking by a spaceship (or having Takeru comment on it in one of the 02TB dramas). Basically, Kakudou's Yamato would probably have continued going down the rockstar route until him getting into space became necessary...

I stumbled over a wonderful series of Japanese analysis videos today covering a BUNCH of really interesting topics, including the epilogue and Yamato's reasoning behind becoming an astronaut, so I'm highly recommending watching these with auto translation on!

(Other notable topics contain "the top 5 character combinations that get along best", a shipping analysis, the number of times the characters almost died or how much time passes during Adventure - which are all relevant to my personal interest and I am sharing a lot of these views, so this is a great reference guide for me!)

As for Taichi... There are three possible answers I could come up with here:

This is just concept art; Kizuna had plenty of concept art featuring expressions that NEVER even appeared in Kizuna, which is still an absolute SHAME.

Kakudou actually includes the events of Tri/Kizuna/The Beginning in his PV, meaning that this will probably be about Taichi and Yamato being thrown into a critical situation that requires them to fight again (and getting their partners back in the process).

Kakudou is cooking up something entirely new in his personal timeline, which ignores the events of Tri/Kizuna/The Beginning; in a scenario in which Taichi never lost Agumon, it is described in Kakudou's notes that there were a lot of critical aspects until they could all get to their happy end during the epilogue (which is also super nicely outlined in the video above! For example, people using Digimon for war/other evil purposes as the number of people with Digimon increases steadily, thus disrupting the peace that ambassador!Taichi is trying to maintain). So again, Taichi may be required to fight and get super serious...

Here I have the info from a screenshot I took from With The Will back when the lore dropped, so this may explain a little why Taichi fighting might be necessary (ignore to part that is coloured, I just found it funny that Yamato is really getting into space after all).

[soccerbites]

teaching 101: P.E stands for pleasing expert

w.c: 3744

warnings: oral sex (male receiving) other than that i dont think so

p.d: this is an au (theyre not professional tennis players, theyre teachers)

As Jannik walked into the teachers lounge he could already feel the warm and light air grazing his skin, and that could only mean one thing: someone had just brewed coffee. Closing the door behind him he came face to face with a man who he hadn’t seen around before, which would not be a particularly bad thing if he were not pouring himself coffee into his Fantastic Mr. Fox mug.

“Hi- uhm, sorry that is actually my mug” the redhead said as he set his bag on one of the tables and pointed at the slightly worn out thing, so old that the stamp was starting to be hard to make out. He took his time to take him in, taller than him but not by much, big arms, big legs, amazing shoulders and even more amazing hair, gym clothes, PE teacher maybe?

“Oh- this children thing? sorry I thought one of the students had lost it, i forgot mine” the unnamed man looked at the steaming cup on his hand with an unsurprisingly cheeky grin as showing he was proud of the comment he had just said, and that by the way, Jannik did not think it was laughable.

“Well no, it’s mine so i’d appreciate it if you could rinse it off…” still he couldn’t keep up with the mean attitude, “please?”.

Bulky man looked at him through his quite long lashes “well if you’re saying please…” and turned around to rinse the cup off in the sink, just to dry it and fill it again, handing it to Jannik, “I’m Jack, started this week”.

He accepted the peace offering with a tight smile and reached for the sugar packets lying on the counter, “thank you, yeah i can see that… I’m Jannik, Sinner”, he grabbed four of them and ripped them open at the same time, the large amount almost making the coffee spill over.

Jack broke into laughter which made the redhead look at him with squinted eyes, not knowing what was going on “I’m sorry it’s just- four packets! wow you must be sweet”.

“Excuse me?” He knows the amount of sugar that he puts on his coffee can be atrocious to some people, but he definitely did not expect the new guy to point it out even less laugh about it.

“You’ll die from a sugar rush one of these days” and just when Jannik was about to complain again Lydia, his best friend, roommate, and colleague, walked into the lounge “anyways, gotta go find a new cup now, don’t I? probably will have to use one of those foam ones that make climate change worse and it’ll be all little Jannik’s fault…” finished Jack while he grabbed his puffer jacket that was lying on one of the chairs before stepping out of the room.

“I see you’ve met the new PE teacher” said Lydia, a tall brunette with brown bambi eyes that made Jannik’s life easier and harder at the same time, “pretty hot, right?”.

Jannik scrunched his nose at his friend’s comment “of course you’d think he is hot”.

“Oh come on!” there goes the screaming, “you can’t tell me you look at that man and don’t feel girl things”

“GIRL THINGS?! I’M A MAN!” that one actually made him laugh “what are you Ly eight?” he took a sip from his coffee and found that, in fact, it was too sweet; but he loves it “no, ‘cause he tried to steal my cup and then laughed at my sugar”.

“Of course he laughed at your sugar, it is insane”, a short silence followed as Lydia took out of her bag a plastic container full of banana bread they had made together the day before, and offered him a slice, “you know that saying about PE teachers, right?”.

“I don’t think I do” replied Jannik, stuffing his mouth.

“Yeah you do, the one about what does PE stand for, besides the obvious of course”.

“I really don’t, tell me”.

“It stands for pleasing expert” the words slipped from his friend’s mouth as nonchalantly as ever and Jannik almost choked.

“God, no it does not, you’ve just made that up” the redhead took big gulps from his coffee, trying to pass down the bite that almost killed him.

“Of course I’ve just made it up, but it is true, I just know it”

“You just know that Jack, the new PE teacher, is a pleasing expert?” Lydia just nodded, “I can’t with you, please wash my cup I’m running late”.

“You’ll be home for dinner right?” his friend asked before he got to the door.

“Of course where else would I be?” Clearly he instantly regretted his question.

“Oh I don’t know, getting some pleasing expertise”.

“One of these days you’ll get yourself fired, you know that?” Still, Jannik couldn’t help but laugh at his friend. It wasn’t the first time Lydia teased him about another teacher, first it was the music teacher Charlie, then it had been Martin the school’s accountant until he was laid off, and now Jack. And with the Christmas break starting the next day it meant that the teachers’ Christmas dinner was taking place too, and Jannik knew that his friend would do everything at hand to put him through at least one uncomfortable situation with this guy.

But still, the weird encounter from earlier and the thought of Lydia practically inflicting psychological pain on him did not stop Jannik from doing what he loves most in the world, his job, and doing it amazingly.

His students worshipped him, the girls love to try to braid his curls when his hair gets too long and they have little breaks to choose what shirt color he’ll wear the next week, and the boys know just how to get to him so he’ll let them play football at the schoolyard just so he then has to tend to their knee grazes.

When he got to his classroom, some of the kids were already there talking, and of course he eavesdropped. Some of the comments he heard from the boys being “he’s so cool”, “did you see his serve?”, “he should be a professional”. As he reached his desk he saw two of his favorite students, Anna and Lucy, were waiting for him with a banana, “hey girls! Is that for me?” Jannik took off his coat and left it on the back of his chair where he sat.

“Yes! we won’t be seeing you for TWO weeks, so we brought you a present”, Anna said as Lucy gave him the fruit.

“That’s very kind of you, you know I’ll miss you” Jannik left the banana on a side, Lydia would probably make another incredible banana bread from it in a few days, “do you happen to know who the boys are talking about?”

“Oh… THAT we do” Lucy replied and looked at Anna as both of them giggled, “they’re talking about the new PE teacher, we had class with him yesterday”.

“You did? how was it?” Suddenly Jannik was interested.

“SO good” “he is SO funny” both girls said at the same time.

“Really? I don’t know him, I met him just a few minutes ago”.

“Well he is, and he is so handsome too” Anna said and Lucy nodded in a way that could’ve dislocated her head.

“He is quite old for two seven years old, isn’t he?” Jannik couldn’t help but smile at the students.

“Yeah, for us but not for you” Lucy blatantly declared, followed by Anna “LUCY WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT MISTER JANNIK”.

“HEY! I’m right here” he got up from his seat, ready to start the class “and NO you will not talk to him about me that’s completely inappropriate”, and with hands on his hips sent them on their way, “now go sit down, we’re about to start”.

Watching Anna and Lucy whisper and giggle to each other as they walked to their desks, Jannik knew that this whole deal, this new teacher, would definitely give him many headaches in the weeks to come.

The next afternoon Jannik and Lydia had just finished getting ready for the annual teachers’ Christmas dinner, hosted by the school at a tiny restaurant that every year they rented for the occasion. The two friends had met at work three years ago, fresh out of school and just beginners in what they do. They instantly hit it off, moving in together not many months after knowing each other. Now, both consider each other a sibling more than a friend.

“Blue looks insanely good on you, you know that?” Lydia complimented him when they got into his friend’s car, the only one of the two who knows how to drive.

“Well thank you, you look very nice too” Jannik tightened his long grey coat around his body which was covered in a loose dark blue shirt, the cold from the English winter getting to him.

“Don’t worry I’m not going to steal your man” and there comes the teasing.

“I don’t have any man that you could steal from me Ly” the redhead fastened his seatbelt, even though his friend was the only one who could drive it didn’t mean she was good at it.

“YET, you don’t have a man I can steal from you YET” a tight turn Lydia made after almost missing it made Jannik grab onto the dashboard.

“So you’re saying that if I ever have a man you’d be capable of stealing him from me?”

“OH NO NO NO, mr. Draper is all yours I swear I’ll be the biggest fan”.

“Draper? how do you even know his last name?” he knew exactly how, stalking.

“Babe if you thought I’m setting you up with a man we don’t know anything about then you’re insane and don’t really know me, I know you are dying to know what I’ve found”.

“No I’m not” liar.

“Don’t lie to me Jan” the nickname meant serious.

“Fine, tell me, BUT just because I want to know about him as our coworker, not for any other reason”.

“Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night” they had arrived to the restaurant and Lydia was parking, or at least trying to, “he is 23, he actually just turned 23” Jannik tried to interrupt her to ask how the fuck she got his birthday but his friend didn’t let him speak, “his parents are divorced-”

“Jesus Christ Ly what the fuck”.

“You asked!”

“Well I don’t want to know anymore, save it” Jannik said as he reached for the door handle and got out of the car, “look how shitty you’ve parked if you’d only been paying attention”.

“Sorry for trying to get you to get some”, they crossed the street as quick as they could, it had started to rain.

“I don’t want to get some, please behave tonight, I’m begging you” they got inside the restaurant and gave their coats over so they’d get hung.

“How can you not want to get some?”

“I don’t want to get some WITH HIM, now promise me you’ll behave” Jannik pulled his pinky finger out and Lydia intertwined it with hers.

“I promise I’ll TRY to behave tonight” it’d be a long night.

On the other side of the room Jack was watching the two friends talk. To be fair, he did not know you were supposed to take your own mug to work, even less that people would be so possessive of them, and he would be lying if he said he did not find it hot. Draper had been able to bewitch women and men easily since he learnt what flirting was; he knew he was hot and he knew his tricks always worked, so when Jannik did not fall for them from the beginning he took it as a personal challenge. That is why when everyone started sitting down around the long center table he smoothly rushed to get a seat next to the redhead, sadly for him he was now sandwiched between his best friend and the guy she was determined to set him up with.

“Well, well, the mug police himself, on the flesh” Jack’s teasing started.

“Well, well, the mug thief himself, on the flesh”, Jannik replied as coldly as he could.

The brunet found it endearing, taking a risk and getting closer to him just so he could whisper in his ear “does that role play turn you on?”.

It was not only the question that sent shivers down Jannik’s spine, but also his hot breath against the skin of his neck, which was still cold from outside, gave him goosebumps, and of course Jack noticed, smirking. When Jannik did not answer he looked at him, saw his cheeks slightly flushed, and he was sure it was not from the cold, at least not anymore.

Jannik’s mind was running at speeds it had never run before. Of course he was hot, he knew it from the moment he laid eyes on him, but he still had been an asshole to him the day before at the teachers’ lounge and normally he would never go for a guy like that, but to be honest the more he thought about it the more aroused he got. What is it with people going for people who treat them poorly?, and who does he think he is? asking him if role play turns him on at the table surrounded by coworkers, and no it did not turn him on but still they had barely exchanged words since they met, what gave him the confidence to pull something like that? yet he found that same confidence was what drew him to the new guy.

Just a few minutes later, when Draper was not expecting him to say a word anymore, Jannik decided to play his card and leaned a bit to Jack’s side to be him the one to whisper now “It doesn’t, actually, I find it disgusting” that set Jack off.

“What do you like then?” when he said that Jannik knew it was getting too far but he could not help but stare at the grin on the PE teacher’s face.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” he reached for the bottle of wine in front of them but Draper was quicker, grabbing it and pouring it for him.

“I think more than knowing I’d like to try” nothing satisfied Jack more than seeing Jannik’s eyes open like saucers, he was about to add more fuel to the fire when who he knew was named Lydia got up from her seat.

“Where are you going?” Jannik asked her friend.

“My dad’s calling me, I’ll be right back” Ly walked over to a private corner to take the call, and Jack saw how Jannik did not stop looking at her as she talked, not even when she was making her way back to the table and got closer to where they were. “I’ve got to go”, the brunette told while grabbing her purse and kissing her friend goodbye.

“What? Why? Is everything okay?” the redhead asked, worried.

“Yeah, they just need me to look after my brother tonight, do you have money for a cab back home?” Lydia looked around her bag trying to find some change.

“Don’t worry, I’ll drive him” Jack chimed in, surprising both Lydia and Jannik.

“Aren’t you a sweetheart!” Ly exclaimed with the biggest smile on her face, then turned to look at Jannik “don’t expect me to be back until tomorrow, have fun!”

Jannik watched his friend run out of the restaurant and wondered if she really had to go look after her brother, or rather had heard him and Jack and this was her way of saying “you go boy!” but it didn’t really matter, he’ll find out when he sees her again the next day, and then decide if he kills her or not.

“Guess you’re stuck with me” Jack said, this time not whispering. Under the table, his hand made its way to Jannik’s thigh, who was strangely not surprised by it and did not try to take it away. If he really wanted to play this game then let’s play it.

The hours passed as slowly as ever, and even though they did not say it explicitly, both knew how the night was going to end. At one point, people started to get up and go to a makeshift dance floor, including Jannik who was talking on the sidelines with one of their coworkers. So as soon as everyone started to call it a night, Jack made his way over to him and asked with his hands on his front pockets “ready to go?”, to which he nodded and together walked to the restaurant door, not before getting their coats; Draper even handing Jannik his so he could put it on.

When they got into the brunet’s car Jannik gave him the address of the apartment he and Lydia share. The drive felt longer than it actually was. The air was thick with anticipation and tension that both men could feel could be cut with a spoon. The radio was playing at low volume a song Jannik did not recognize, and which he wished would be louder so the thoughts running through his mind could be shut down. Thoughts that, maybe if he had not drank a full glass of wine, would stop him from saying what he said next as Jack stopped the car in front of his building.

“Are you coming up?” the redhead asked, picking up the courage to look the other man right in the eyes.

“Is this your way of inviting me to?”

“Just if you want it to be”

And just like that both get out of the car. The chilly air of the night tried to get to them, but was stopped from doing so when Jack pressed his body against Jannik’s back while he opened the door and guided them to the elevator. The metallic doors had barely closed behind them when the redhead felt two heavy hands on his chest pushing him against the wall. The tips of their noses were a breath away. Their foreheads were already sweating from touching. Their lips were almost melting into one. But the ding indicating they had reached their destined floor pulled them apart.

Jannik grabbed Jack’s hand and dragged him through the corridor. The new guy, as Jannik called him, was making it hard for him to open the door, sucking on the cold flesh of his neck and keeping him steady by the waist with his fingers.

Once they were inside the apartment they did not lose time. Jack followed his toyboy for the night to his bedroom and immediately clashed their lips in a needy and sloppy kiss that would make them fall on the bed. To the brunet’s surprise, Jannik turned them around, being him the one on top, taking advantage of it by sitting on Jack’s lap and picking him by the collar of his shirt without ever letting their tongues leave each other’s mouths.

“Take this off” Jannik ordered Jack who did as he was told while the redhead attacked his collarbone hunger and desperation.

“Lay down”, even though Draper was turned on by Jannik’s dominance, he still wanted to be the one in charge. So, he finished taking off his clothes and continued to dispose of the ones on Sinner’s body, mesmerized by the amount of freckles that covered the pale skin that now felt blazing hot under his touch.

Jack kissed the chest in front of him. He could not resist the urge to make a trail by licking and biting from Jannik’s left to right nipple, and this seemed to please him as a stifled sight left his lips and forced his hands to make tight fists on the brunet’s long hair.

Draper continued his biting trail down Sinner’s torso and looked up to search for permission in his eyes when he reached the redhead’s low abdomen. Jannik could only bring himself to eagerly nod, impatient to feel Jack’s mouth around his length.

And finally, he understood Lydia’s little pleasing expert joke. Jack started by taking Jannik’s hardened length in his hand and flicking his tongue around the tip a few times in a way that made Sinner let out the first moan of the night.

“You know, I don’t like people telling me what to do” Jack told with his mouth still close to the redhead’s dick. This sent a vibration strong enough through Jannik’s body to lift his hips uncontrollably.

“I didn’t” Jannik managed to say between moans, but was quickly shut up. Jack locked his right hand around Sinner’s freckled neck while his left one continued to masturbate him.

“Sshh, you kinda did” Draper took more of his new friend into his mouth and continued to work him while trying not to gag every time the tip grazed the back of his throat. He let Jannik’s dick pop out of his mouth for a few seconds, “not until I say so”. Sinner did not complain, he knew he was under his control.

Jack watched through his eyelashes Jannik’s head fall back and felt his hair being hardly pulled when he took him in again, hollowing his cheeks.

Jannik felt himself being pushed more and more towards the edge with every bob of Jack’s head and also surprised when he heard the new guy’s name slip from his lips pleading to let him cum.

Draper gave in and let the redhead have what he asked for: release. He did not let go until he was sure every drop had been taken and took his time to clean Jannik up. Jack lifted himself up in the bed and watched as Jannik came down from his high and waited until his breathing slowed down to give him a peck just so the redhead could get a little taste of himself.

“Home safe and in one piece”, was the last thing Jack said while getting dressed again, not even waiting a second so Jannik could answer. He was already out the door.

After a hot shower and a change of sheets, Sinner let himself drift off to sleep. But not without first texting his friend Lydia: “did you happen to find his number during your stalking session?”.

[6sixx6sexual6]

|DATING MICHAEL MONROE|

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN SO LONG AND I DONT KNOW HOW MANY MORE “writings coming soon” I CAN GET AWAY WITH LMAOO IM SORRY💔

ONCE AGAIN WRITING FOR SOMEONE NEW. I NEVER SEE ANY FICS OF HANOI ROCKS. I'LL PROBABLY DO A PART 2 WITH MORE DETAILS BC I THINK MICHAEL WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BOYFRIEND AND HES SO SWEET. MAYBE NSFW AT SOME POINT..

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warnings: alcohol, drugs, razzles death, and cuteness.

Definitely calls you “love”, “my love” maybe “lovie”, “sweetheart” sometimes “baby” or maybe like a little inside joke name thats still cute.

so he wrote a little bit of the songs but Andy wrote most of them because he thought he wrote better stuff, but I feel like Michael would write a line in a song about you.

but like something funny like how you put your jacket on wrong onetime or something like that.

if andy didn't like it Michael would say he wouldn't do the song unless this one line was in there

HE FIGHTS FOR YOU❤❤

your number one supporter and the spirit of a hyper puppy who loves affection can be a lot and most can't keep up with him but you can and he loves it, so he's very patient with you.also super forgiving (obviously.. cough. vince.) 

honestly I think it would take a lot for him to actually be upset or mad at you.

actually if anything I think he gets more upset and rarely madlike, he wouldn't be upset if you forgot that you had reservations at a restaurant.

it'd but him out a little but you can make it up by hanging out at home or something.

but he would have to trust you a lot to not walk all over him because he knows hes so forgiving and sweet.

he knows hes a gem lol

he loves that you don't mind that he's so flamboyant and flashy and stuff or that you don't comment on his weight.

I remember him saying in an interview he actually kinda liked when people would point out that he was so skinny because he got to be all like “oh yeah? you got a problem with me being so skinny?”

but he gets it if you're concerned about him. I think he worked out.

lots of sas. and attitude. 

he thanks you for putting up with his sas and stuff because he doesn't really realize he has a smart mouth sometimes.

that and also his body movements. hes a diva.

you probably have sas-offs.

you two just sit there and have your hands on your hips and moving around pretty much going back and forth. he always ends up winning because hes so quick with what to say haha.

you wanna do his makeup? yeah! he wants to do your makeup? yeah!

probably has more makeup than you.

and if you carry around a makeup bag in your purse (or like me and just has it loose in my purse) hed probably have his own makeup in there.

you know what, your purse is probably his purse too lol.

mini hairspray, if you don't have a hair tie he does.

also probably has more nail polish than you. you won't even need to buy any since he has so many colors.would definitely paint your nails while you guys have deep conversation and stuff.

gets you flowers all the time for no reason. if your sick he gets you flowers. your birthday, anniversary, you're upset, on your period, hes got flowers. the ones from last week died? he has new ones.

also writes a little card for each batch just because.

you both always have something to do and there's never a dull moment. 

he plays like 5 instruments, he'll definitely try and teach you how to play the harmonica or the piano or the saxophone. or roam around the city you're staying in.

and even if you're just at home you two will talk and talk until your mouths are tired. or if you wanna just lay there together while a movie plays, he loves that too.

he does smoke weed. he likes when you two smoke together and get high. he gets all warm inside and probably has his head on your shoulder while you pass a joint back and forth.

there's time where he won't feel like himself.

he always has makeup on because it's something for him to do but sometimes, rarely, he won't do it.

usually that's when he just doesn't wanna do anything and just be with you or someone in the band but you're his first choice.

hes appreciates when you try and make him feel better by picking out something over the top for him to wear and offer to do each others makeup and it works most of the time.

he just needed that little push.

he hates when you're not being yourself and he hopes that you'll talk about it with him because if you don't, it'll bug him the whole day while trying to get you to feel better.

communication is something he absolutely needs in a relationship.

he won't force you to talk if you say you don't wanna tell him but after a day or two he'll ask you what happened again.

Michael is more of a stay in kinda guy and doesn't like to drink or anything because he doesn't want to feel sick, but if you do then he'll stay with you the whole night and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

he'll probably suggest you get more of a fruity drink than straight liquor of anything.

if you're interested in trying a drug, he'll wanna know.

he will tell you not to if its a hard drug, but something like a psychedelic is different.

hes done speed, hash, acid, coke. if you wanted to smoke hash for the first time hed try and give you pros and cons.or if you wanted to try LSD hed tell you to be careful and hed wanna be with you incase you freak out.

he holds your hair when you're hungover and throwing up and already has medicine and water ready.

if you're dating after razzle died then you're pretty much the only thing keeping him from doing anything stupid and keeping his head level.

he knows that life will get better but he also felt like he shouldn't wait for it to get better.

he was a bit coked up after razzle died but you would stop him from doing it too much or doing it at all.

hed maybe try and shut you out but would regret it because he feels bad and doesn't know what he wants.he also broke his foot around the time razzle died so you would definitely help him with things he struggled to do especially him moving back to London.

hes not ashamed to cry in front of you and he definitely did cry to you. you both probably cried.

you helped him start his solo career and moved to New York with him.

he was excited to write songs by himself without andy taking over but he wouldn't forget to show you and ask what you thought of his songs.

he had you in the studio with him all the time.

also I'm gonna put this in because I think its cute. I think his concentrating face looks kinda serious. like, his mouth is closed and his eyebrows are furrowed and maybe tilts his head to the side. idk, he probably looks like that when he's trying to roll a joint

[mr-stottlemonk]

yesterday i saw the frisco fly episode for the very first time and- and- leland staying with monk the whole night, protecting him (or at least trying to, doing what he can, what he knows, watching adrian sleep with such tenderness, monk being his priority). i dont know... although the bathroom part was pretty funny and silly, i still love just how firm leland is, especially when adrian is this vulnerable, studying his every move because—what if he finds a way to hurt himself? has he, before? stottlemeyer is like an anchor of sorts for monk. just what he needs ;w; i mean!!! imagine monk laying his head on leland's lap, tired, during one of those nights and leland stroking his hair gently—quietly, as if the softest noise would bring him back to whatever hell is he going through. god- i'm sorry for this very long rambling (⁠��⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) english is not my first language so please sorry for any mistake💗💗

ahhhh 🥺🥺 yeah!! it gave us a little sneak peek into what Leland might have been like/acted like during the three and a half years that Adrian did not leave his house.

he gets the call from Dr. Kroger and is there immediately -> he's straightening everything out too. i did wonder if Adrian's apartment had been in such a state before because he didn't look shocked. he looked more concerned and knowing - like these things had happened before.

i love how when they were watching Adrian sleep he smiles and comments that he looks at peace. that's all Leland wants for him.

i definitely think that during those three years - Adrian didn't take care of himself at all. mostly likely didn't eat, slept too much or didn't sleep AT ALL. self-care during the first year was most likely not a priority for him at all.

Leland was his anchor back then. And still is. there are lot of moments where Leland centers Adrian

see: (Mr. Monk Is on The Air, Mr. Monk is on the Run, Mr. Monk goes to The Bank, Mr. Monk and The Garbage Strike)

& reassures him

see: (Mr. Monk and The Other Detective, Mr. Monk and The Missing Granny, Mr. Monk and The Rapper, Mr. Monk goes to the Bank etc)

(╥_╥)(╥_╥)(╥_╥) oh anon, that makes me cry and smile cause i love that. Leland being there. Being right there and doing all he can or the most little thing possible. Holding Adrian's hand. Sitting beside him.

STROKING HIS HAIR 😭😭🥺💕. i see it all!!!

(it's definitely a time period i wish were shown more of actually! and one that i want to explore through fic. )

dw dw!! feel free to ramble haha. you didn't make any mistakes at all! your english is great 💕!! thank you for such a beautiful ask. i'm gonna be thinking about Leland stroking Adrian's hair forever now.