#but don't smoke guys it's destroying the dna

[sloane-kdramas]

We're bringing back smoking to kdramas?

Good!

For storytelling. They're portraying adults being... adults.

[broken-everlark]

Welp my dumbass decided to make Wednesday pokemon trainer cards instead of updating my WIPs. Which I'm going to do after I post this🤣

I'm not fully happy about Tyler, eugene, and the xaviers teams. Those may change.

Almost everyone always gets a legendary/mythical.

I know literally no one will read this or care. But I figured I could post it anyway.

I gave her Skorupi because of Nero, so he's her partner.

Gliscor because he's just a beast of a mon and reminds me of a scorpion/bat that fits Wednesday's dark theme. Tyler had given this to her as a present. On their first anniversary, it immediately became a favorite.

Corviknight because Wednesday is referred to as the Raven, and he just seems like the most raven mon (even though he's a crow). Wednesday found this pokemon back when it was a Rookiedee. It had fallen out of its nest. Instead of feeding it to her mother's Pyroar, she kept it.

Hydreigon because he's just a dark dragon, and I feel like he fits Wednesday's style. Wednesday had found him as a deino, the poor blind Dino had injured himself. She decided to take him in and raise him to become a terrifying dragon.

Dusknoir because he's a big scary ghost that eats souls in his chest. Out of all the ghost types, i feel like this one fits Wednesday the most. This mon snuck up on Wednesday and followed her throughout a haunted graveyard, not giving up until she caught him.

It was between Giratina (the underworld/antimatter legend) or Yveltal. Her legend I chose is Yveltal, He's the legendary of Death, basically destroying everything in sight.

(I feel bad for doing this to Tyler)

His partner - Cubone - because they both lost their moms. Cubone wears his mothers dead skull on his head. Tyler's mother had given this to him just before she passed.

(Might replace.) Bewear - literally because Tyler is sweet & adorable on the outside, but on the inside, he's hiding a dangerous monster, just like bewear.

Mimikyu - because the creature inside the suit just wants to be loved, just like Tyler. So he hides behind a suit made up of a beloved pokemon. But everytime it's trainer looks underneath the suit, they die.

Scovillian - because it's a funny play on Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. Two faces, two different personalities.

Garchomp - Because this mon is anger filled and very hard to tame also very powerful. Kinda reminds me of the hyde.

His legend is Mewtwo. A legend made by humans and hates humanity. Reminds me of Tyler's tragic past, hating others who don't understand what he's been through.

Her partner is a shiny Spheal - Honestly, I just feel like Enid would love every single pokemon that's adorable.

Shiny) Politoad because he's just a very happy frog, and I feel like it matches. It Enids a very bubbly personality.

Arcanine - i feel like even though it's a big scary dog, she loves it because it's Fluffy and loyal. Just like Enid.

Lycanroc (Day form) just a little nod to her wolf form.

Dragonair - Honestly, it's just a beautiful mid evo that I feel like Enid would love

And her legend is Mew. It's just a cute, sweet cat that has all the DNA of each pokemon. Something I think Enid would take care of and love.

So Ajax's starter is Ivysaur - because the bulbasaur line is famous for smoking grass

Ekans because of Ajax being a Gorgon and his little snakes poke their heads out sometimes.

Slowbro because it seems like a good pokemon to get high with.

Hisuian Typhlosion because he just looks like a depressed cool boy like my baby Ajax.

Noivern - because I just see Ajax being the chill guy at parties and noiverns ears remind me of speakers.

His legend is a shiny Rayquaza just because he's a giant space snek noodle🤣

Eugene's starter is a shiny caterpie, figured he'd just be a bug type trainee.

Beedrill - because of his powers to control bees.

Heracross- same as the caterpie. Just figured he'd have a bug army.

Dewpider because he's just an adorable bean like Eugene.

Appletun because I just feel like he'd love chunky pokemon. Because chunky pokemon are the best.

wobbuffet because its a psychic pokemon and it's insane ability to use counter and I feel like Eugene would need a happy mon to keep him company.

Yes Eugene doesn't get a legend. Just couldn't find one that fit.

Her partner being Primarina - has to do with her being a siren outcast. Her partner looks like a mermaid and sings like sirens and mermaids are known for.

Being the popular girl at school, I'd imagine she'd have tons of beautiful pokemon. A florges. Being a bouquet of flowers fits that perfectly

Again, Hatterene fits the popular girl status perfectly. Another beautiful fairy type to add to Bianca's team

Bianca would also have a shiny Altaria, it being her pride since it's a rare golden color.

Beautifly - a rare evolution of Wurmple, being very beautiful & every time it flaps its wings, sparkly pollen falls with each flap.

I chose Meloetta fighting form for her mythical pokemon. It has unique singing abilities, and being strong but beautiful would fit Bianca perfectly.

Xavier surprisingly got a card. I didn't want to download a picture of him into my phone so he gets no picture.

He gets a shiny muk as his partner. Because he looks like throw up. Just like how I feel about Xaviers character.

He gets an Exeggutor because it's derpy in a stupid way🤣

Grafaiai because he's an artist.

Garbordor - because it's a pokemon made of trash.

Xavier does get a legend. But it's the worst one. He gets regice because it's a trash legend.🤣

[lolbutjustabit]

TELL ME ALLL ABOUT MARGARET

OK HUEHEH

her regular design is a margherrita and pepperoni pizza roll (you can find this design on my profile..somewhere) and she was created by accident in a lab located in pennsylvania. long story short, two of the lab's employees were eating lunch next to the cloning vats that were still in the workings, they accidentally drop their food there aaand wow boom margarett and her "sister" were created, w humanoid ish features bc the vat took some of the dna from the employee who was holding the her yk (that's why she has a bite on her head, she was bitten by one of the employees before becoming alive)

all these facts Imma say are applied to both the designs, as a regular and as a gijinka, is the same story for both so dw.

she's rlly chill, has a nice relationship w almost everyone she meets bc of that, she's rlly sweet specially w shake, but she can also be pretty assertive when she needs to, also specially w shake.

she's a stoner lol she has a hello kitty bong and frequently smokes w shake.

margarett is often losing jobs and finding new ones, also never having a stable routine, so she has the responsability to find a job, but not to mantain one lmao

her fellow creation/sister is called popcarmen, who doesn't like shake that much since he's whiny, annoying, stupid, lazy, messy....I could go on all day.

margarett had a lot of relationships w a ton of people (fun fact shes pan) before meeting shake, but she never actually wanted something serious or commitment, it was all for fun and games yk, specially bc no one actually wanted commitment w her, so she never knew what it was actually like, until she met shake ofc, clingy the way he is he prolly asked her to marry him in like the first week of knowing her lol. Took her some time to finally be his girlfriend officially, but now they're happy in a commited relationship, but still they don't think ab future, getting married and having children, they just love each other and thats it yk..

she's rlly lazy and messy, she lives in an appartment w popcarmen and she hates how destroyed margarett's room looks lol. She also has the habit of leaving junk food around the house, which pisses of popcarmen even more. And ofc, her habit is worse when shake is around, since they usually smoke together, watch movies and eat junk food, then they sleep and dont clean their mess most of the time.

margarett is rlly stupid (not as much as shake tho) and slow, so when shake tells her a joke she usually doesn't get it for HOURS, until when she finally gets it she laughs wherever she is, frequently startling ppl around her loll.

shes also pretty impulsive and can say stuff she regrets right after, she doesn't think too much before she acts.

margarett is rlly scared of being lonely and having the same feeling she felt when she was all alone in the lab when she first woke up from being created, shes rlly scared of losing ppl the loves.

most of the time she denies being wrong, not bc she knows shes wrong but doesnt admit it, but bc she ACTUALLY think shes right cus she dummmmb

she has a plutonian friend called jarvis, he helped her and her sister when they escaped from the lab. He owns a bar located in pennsylvania

hmmm theres prolly some more stuff but I cant remember it rn.. SOOO HERE U GO hope u guys like her as much as I do ^.^ AND SRRY if any of those are confusing to read, wrote this all pretty fast lol

[baka-monarch]

Idea: test tube Tommy is one of the many experiments in a lab. Something happens and the lab is destroyed, and everyone evacuates. But they don't take all of the experiments with them, so Tommy is left behind, alone in his test tube. That is, until someone stumbles upon the destroyed lab...

They were trying to clone Dream (fuck everyone- I like the theory of Dream clone Tommy more then Phil clone Tommy-) but with the limited amount of DNA they had, and the very small amount of stem cells (you clone things using stem cells from the original organism- I know science) they had gotten from Dream from a hunter that cut him- they weren't able to make a proper big enough clone that would age fast enough to be able to properly catch Dream. So, for now they just kept the child in a test tube, it was good enough to keep it alive for testing, and it was easy to feed it like this as well.

One day though, the lab catches on fire, no one is quite sure why (Sapnap) but they all run, making sure to collect their data on flash drives as they escape- leaving behind anything alive to die. Luckily, Tommy's test tube had a filter on the top that made sure no smoke got inside (the filter was so in case any chemical fumes got near him, he wouldn't breath it in and they wouldn't loose they're best test subject) and he survived

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After the fire is gone and the people are out, Dream and Sapnap go inside to see what this lab was really up to (after hearing word that they'd been trying to catch and kill Dream). They explored for a bit, reading over the few papers that didn't burn ("I told you fire was overkill-"), until they finally came to a room that was filled with the scent of burned flesh and fur- and when they went inside they could see why. There were loads of live specimen in the room that had been abandoned to burn in the fire, and all of them were dead. It was the most disturbing thing in the fire and they were ready to just leave but-

But then they heard crying. Dream was the first to walk into the room and follow the sound, and Sapnap hesitantly followed after. It took them awhile to see what the sound was coming from because they were not expecting a tiny kid inside a test tube. The child looked starving, pale, and very malnourished, it was obvious they weren't healthy. Both Dream and Sapnap decided then and there they hated these scientists, and grabbed the test tube.

They left the building and got the kid out, they were gonna let the little guy go but- he clung to one of Dream's fingers and he couldn't bring himself to pull the kid off. So for now, the child would just stay with Sapnap and Dream

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[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

I am not giving you more stupid I know things !

If the reptilians end up taking the planet they have sinned deeply I know people mock sin because they don't understand religion because of all the cult in the pseudo religious practices on the earth have driven mankind away from spiritual truth I'm not going to go too deep into that because people love to use that as a cult's, I just want to get right to the point.

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The dragon God there are deities for every part of the universe for everything cuz that's how God does things God sets his Divine family up the other deities with a Divine mission but they have to agree with it though it has to be something natural he doesn't just tell them what they're going to do.

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Long story short the dragon God is coming to wipe out the planet Earth a lot of gods try to do their best to keep the universe and some sort of perpetual balance I know it seems like a bunch of Hocus pocus BS but I'm not lying I know things.

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The god of the Draconian is the god of Draco is so disgusted and enraged he is seeing in so much disgusted anger that he is going to leave his holy place in Draco which he is the power source he is the thing that makes Draco so special he is the life force of the draconians.

Here's what makes dragons dragons and snakes, Reptile of all things of reptile he is one of the ultimate life force sources of reptile energy he is the reason why dragons get to be born and why they why they die out old and get reincarnated again he is the true holy God of All things reptile.

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And I dare not speak any blasphemy's name I just want to get right to the point his message.

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The god of the dragons says for All reptiles on reptilians to leave the Earth leave Gaia or else he will come and destroy this place and probably the whole Solar System with it he wants the souls of the reptilians that have conquered this place to go home or else suffer his ultimate wrath.

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To all the reptilians he'll laugh at me and think I'm merely a fool making things up I swear to God on it I swear on that God that he's telling the truth. 🐉🐉🐉

Go home very very soon very very Very Soon.

Basically around the year 2023 which is impossible.

( I'm not saying the dragon guys probably going to be here by the year 2023 - I don't know when he might arrive ultimately I just think that the Draco God really supports the the Grays and I don't think you think he supporting the great alien I think supporting the insectoid goddess of Earth because deity don't really care about The mortals they care about their own mortal they don't care about other deities mortals )

( what you mean titanium really badly wants her Planet back her home back but she can't have it because it cuz one of the greatest experiments have conquered the Earth and then alien mixture of that DNA conquer those experimental results and now she can't have her effing Planet back she can't have her Hive back she can't have a fairy lamp back and She's Royally Fuk'd )

For all reptilians to get off the Earth I recommend you use portals don't say that the people underground don't have photos don't say that they don't know how to make portals that's a lie to open a portal and leave the planet.

Unless you want to take on your beating heart, the deity !

You elites you seemingly Almighty reptilians draconians who conquered Gaia believe you have more power than that of the God of dragons then I merely say do battle with your God, 🐉 you will not win !!!

I don't know this is all true or not then again the dragon guy I could be blowing a bunch of Fuk'n, smoke the dragon guy is very weak but he keeps trying to tell me that he will he probably wondering why do these random God tell Random people, IT'S BECAUSE !

AND WE'LL GIVE THE MESSAGE AS WITH OTHER PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN AND IF THEY COULD HEAR IT THEY WOULD NOT GIVE THE MESSAGE WE DON'T HEAR WHAT THEIR EARS WE HEAR WITH OUR SPIRIT !!!

The god of Draco once his children back he wants his people back he wants a life force back !

And if they don't obey their God which is already an automatic felony in terms of sins.

Then you get to meet the raft the dragon God and that's not something even I want to take on and I'm a crazy SOB that takes on anything I'll write a bear I'll write a grizzly bear I don't care and I do not want to piss off the dragon God good thing I'm not a dragon or reptile I'm a fairy !n🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ 👽👽👽

And this is what I mean when I say the word Entomanity

This is up insectoid this is a very very good building block and scientific terms for the next version of what you would call Humanity but is not Humanity this is what Humanity dies it looks like a human being but it's nowhere near human and it does not have human nature.

These are my people these are the fairies I told you about they may not have arthropod wings but that will come in time 👽👽👽

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What the dragon God really wants if he wants the world of Gaia to go back to a hive world he wants this place to go back to Fairyland.

And he knows that the reptilians have an iron walk on the earth he is very proud of the reptilians and their masterful skill but it's time to come home.

Nothing of the world belongs to the reptilians that they have stolen give everything back to the fairies also known as insectories give them give everything back to them not even one gold coin should leave and leave with them on the earth if they take anything from the earth it will be cursed and you will see his Wrath the dragon God is just trying to make things right.

! ! ! ! ! ✊🏻🐉✊🏻 DRAGON ✊🏻 GOD ✊🏻🐉✊🏻 ! ! ! ! !

✊🏻 Dragon God ✊🏻 Dragon God✊🏻 Draco Lord ✊🏻 Reptile King ✊🏻

The, Source of Reptile Energy And Essence !

Without the dragon God all things reptile in the universe with suddenly die, literally deities are not like a son to a plant they're like blood to the heart they suddenly go away you instantly die.

And there is much Theory and much debate of the Soul dies with the Gods.

Either way you need the god you need deities without them there is no Universe the it's a really weird thing the universe is the Creator God but the universe is also the gods it's really really weird it goes both ways it's really really complex and convoluted and you can't really prioritize one thing over the other is the absolute reason why everything is the way it is it's both things at once.

I know that's extremely complicated this is not the post that anyway I'm trying to let you know about the dragon God's message