#but don't kill marco rubio just yet

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Reasons why we know there's something wrong with Grandpa:

• believes immigrants are eating their neighbors pets because he heard someone say it on TV (without any evidence) • thinks injecting disinfectant into our veins might be a good idea. (It's definitely not, don't try it.) • claims America's F35 fighter jet is completely invisible, even if you're right next to it (like Wonder Woman's plane)

• praises white supremacists and KKK members who were chanting antisemitic hate speech, calling them "very fine people" • focuses on imaginary issues like preventing children from changing gender while at school, but ignores real problems like school shootings • thought it was a good idea to give away our desperately needed Covid test machines to our adversary ("Grandpa, what have you done?" — he can't be left alone for a minute) • decided to believe Putin's lies, but dismiss findings from America's intelligence agencies • claims America had airplanes during the Revolutionary War

• believes in the Nazi ideology that immigrants are "poisoning the blood of our country," and says some migrants are actually subhuman "animals" • insisted that the U.S. would have fewer coronavirus cases if it conducted less testing (yes, a U.S. president in charge of controlling the crisis, actually said something this inept, repeatedly) • due to his incompetence and lies during the Covid crisis, the U.S. had one of the highest rates of Covid deaths in the world • thinks windmills cause cancer and kill whales • speaks endlessly about his concerns re: dying by electrocution from a boat battery or being eaten by a shark

• thinks he's above the law and, as president, should be able to commit as many crimes as he wants • is a billionaire who whines about how badly he's been treated, then he's chauffeured to his private jet • likes to discuss Arnold Palmer's penis • after NINE years of repeatedly promising to unveil his Healthcare Plan "very soon," he admits he still has no real plan —only "concepts of a plan" • has a bizarre attraction to the fictional cannibal and serial killer, Hannibal Lector (why? no one knows —and everyone's afraid to ask)

• advocates dangerous plots, like using the military against Americans who disagree with him, or using the DOJ to arrest them, or just telling people to "beat the crap out of them" and he'll pay their legal fees • thinks having a national day of violence is a good idea (we should never have let Grandpa watch "The Purge") • wants to be the "law and order president," yet this 34 time convicted felon incites people to riot and to commit criminal acts of violence • unable to take the loss of an election like a man, he had a temper tantrum like a toddler, that culminated in a treasonous insurrection

⠀This guy is so delusional, he claims he's a genius because he often speaks incoherently in something he calls "the Weave." Here are two examples: • "How disgusted were all when we see all of us are when we see three days ago when we viewed their parade." Asheboro, NC, 8/21/24 • When asked, "What specific legislation will you commit to, to make child care affordable?" He responded, “Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down, you know; I was, somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka, who was so impactful on that issue. ...But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about that because the childcare is childcare, couldn’t, you know, there’s something you have to have it, in this country you have to have it.” New York, NY, 9/5/24 ⠀If this was anybody else's Grandpa, the family would be having discussions about who's going to go with Grandpa to the doctor to find out what's wrong with him, and who's going to be in charge of finding him a nice convalescent home to live in. ⠀My suggestion is that it might be a good idea to elect a president who has no cognitive impairment and can tell the difference between reality and delusions. Personally, I think that's a rather important quality in a president.

[the-firebird69]

This is not really as confusing as people are trying to make it into. This is senator Mark Rubio and he's threatening all the higher-ups in Florida with several humongous ships are called the class A ghwb stolen Black ships and they are not responsible adults and should not be piloting them not to mention screwing around with the American presidency like it's some sort of amateur tennis match and the whole world is nauseated by these Mac gifted and Mac proper and they are aware of it and they're trying to do it both of them to try and force themselves to take stashes and Cassius and it's really kind of s***** and lame doesn't do that and it is killing all of them and they can't figure it out because they are dumber than they used to be it's just hard to imagine. All of this truth aside this is one of his characters is closer to what he usually looks like Denzel Washington is another the vice president apparently shaves his beard at some event and he gets shot but in the history the shooting was hidden by some kind of illness that was protracted in him and eventually dies of gangrinitis that's what they say and he recovered from that stupid s*** but this time he is going to die before that dying from gangrene because he dies in The Manchurian candidate and it is odd because you see these people dying all the time and coming back and yet you can't kind of figure it out and it's just huge thing where your people are asking me and people don't stop anybody from harassing me for any reason you're paying with your lives because this knowledge is expensive for you massive assholes who don't care for treating me but normally not to mention what I should be treated like and you don't get much out of doing that abuse you really don't you get your face bit off you hand over the launch codes and other things like that even the Mac proper do it their theories probably flawed cuz you're a lazy f***** and they would have to fight you some real stellar geniuses up there on the back side in other words they hit you with nukes and you're trying to attack and they stop you almost like they have it in for you and they do but this is something you should have looked at but you're going ahead because you think you can take over before they do and threaten us to get every single piece of pie and every Christmas tree in every single Audi and beamer because you're you're threatening us recently you have activated our military and in 1945 and it hasn't changed too much. But here he is Marco Rubio and he tries to assassinate him and he doesn't it doesn't work He's listed as critical in the hospital and he gets out originally he died from gangrene but he got out of the hospital so he probably goes through that s*** but he doesn't it listed as dead then he goes to Tunisia and gets roasted they say for threatening me but really others were helping out with that one of them that was bothering me was James crossed it and he's a Mac proper I believe and macca saying Mac is saying no Timmy d says he is I don't know what his problem is he was d****** around with me too and was supposed to be a friend and was not standing up for me and let you walk all over me but his wife was getting threatened somehow because of a misunderstanding others like Abel and Mangler were making it happen and they're geniuses too so he tries to hit him again and it's the same guy and damn Dave turns into Trump The immortal mortal in other words he's dying slowly one piece of his brain at a time and it's gross. So he keeps missing. Trump plays Lincoln and it's unmistakable he looks just like him some sort of ugly nasty strange looking person who's usually quite mean and Lincoln was mean and he gets assassinated not by his son because they know who's doing it he gets assassinated by Tommy f and the boy becomes president and it's not cheesman and yeah he shaves and he looks like someone else in the movie and that's mistake right there that's reality so he just keeps coming back it becomes president and he dies then

Zues Hera

Dave dies when he becomes president in the movie civil war and it's kind of a similar trick it happens to you guys if you get fat faces like Kennedy. And he's kind of asking me to fill in here some of the questions and finish it up. So here we are my wife and I she's a great person and he knows it and she does too and all the Olympics but he's telling me. And she is he says and he's kind of pushy right now so Dave Dan becomes president and he gets hit so he wants to see who was vice president with Lincoln and check the timeline it would make sense that the bloodletting wouldn't stop so here we go

Thor Freya

It happened years later and he says it's cuz we have cows pulling us on these really slow carts and got cows but boy was taking forever to get anywhere this is going to be terrible it takes very little time to get places and to get out of places you'll see how quick it is

Dan dave

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