#but don’t get mad at me wtf did i do im being paid £11 to stand here all day and be nice to you even when you’re being a childish ass

[omtai]

what is it about being a customer that makes people so goddamn stupid my godddd. “do you work here” no i just do this because i love it. “this is supposed to be cheaper” yeah the offer comes off on the payment screen. “can you change the price” the offer comes off on the payment screen. “whys it still the same price” because that’s the price the offer is under it. “but i don’t want to pay now i need to scan the rest of my stuff can you just change it” THE OFFER WILL STILL BE THERE ON THE PAYMENT SCREEN GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!

[megbox]

tumblr survey no. 3 

Have you ever had FOMO (fear of missing out)? If so, what’s caused it? i am actually pretty good about this. not totally immune, but honestly i work so much and such late hours a lot of the time that missing out on things is just natural to me now. i do get FOMO/sad if literally every single other one of my friends is hanging out and i don’t at the very least get an invite.  

Are you happy with your social life? If not, what would you have to do to change that? i am, actually. my friends are great. 

Have you ever hosted a party? If so, what kind of party was it? oh hell yeah i’ve hosted many parties. two halloween keggers, multiple birthday house parties, multiple random house parties. good lord, we got so drunk and took so many pictures and wow good times. 

What’s the best thing you can cook yourself? i can make a pretty bomb creme brûlée. 

Are there a lot of graffiti around your neighbourhood? not that i’ve noticed. 

What kind of a phone do you have? uhhh iPhone 6? i think? idfk 

What kinds of stuff do you have on your keychain? keys 

Do you have a hobby that forces you out of the house? If so, what is it? honestly i would say “running” but let’s be real - that is a sporadic interest at best at this point. 

Have you ever been part of a theater group? lol i went to theatre camp as a child and boldly auditioned for the lead role despite being like 11 (the camp was like 11-17) but they gave me a solo so hollllla. 

If so, did you get any lead roles or mostly supporting roles? ^ answered this. i also auditioned and actually GOT the lead role in our junior high play when i was in grade 7. honestly wtf happened to me i used to be so confident in myself. 

Which IM app do you use the most? facebook messenger. 

How do you make sure that your information is secure online? i don’t lmfao and that’s why my fucking dominos account got hacked and someone snagged a free pizza off me. 

What’s the most ecological thing you do? even though i am a broke ass bitch i always buy free range eggs and i know this is a stupid answer but that’s what i do.  

Would you stop eating meat, if you had to raise and slaughter it yourself? holy shit yes. 

What’s your favourite board game? Why do you like it best? i like apples to apples. i also like yahtzee and clue. 

Besides English, what other languages can you speak? very amateur german. 

Besides English, what other languages can you read? again, some basic german. much better at reading it. some languages just produce sounds i can’t make and german is one of them. 

Do you think you could make it as a chef? hell no. the long hours? the not great pay? the stressful environment of a kitchen? i’d be a goner. 

What’s your favourite kind of tea? right now i have been feelin’ this holiday chai i got at the grocery store. 

How do you like your tea? black. 

What thing/person/happening has made you the happiest you’ve been? this is such a shit answer but probably MDMA in the honest-to-god context but it’s literally designed to do so. 

Girls, do you ever just say “Fuck it!” and go without a bra? legit me today at the grocery store. 

What’s the most freeing thing you’ve ever done? decide that i didn’t need to stick around in a particular social group and that i didn’t value certain relationships anymore so i faded away. 

Have you ever had a restaurant dish that was made with bugs?  If not, would you even want to try one? hell. no. 

Do you think today’s kids are really impatient? well, I’M really impatient. so kids make me mad anyway.

How about the young buds/shoots of spruce trees? this is the funniest question i have ever read in my life 

What has been your worst restaurant experience? probably the time i got food poisoning the night before a track meet from a pasta dish at kelsey’s in sherwood park in the summer of 2010 but that happened much later. 

What’s the most immature, adolescent thing that still makes you laugh? honestly like everything but probably when people hit the dab 

Have you ever had a life threatening condition? If so, what was it? nope. 

What is a food item or a dish you absolutely cannot stand? ummmmm. cabbage rolls LOL 

What’s the best thing about today? i asked my field instructor for a day off from practicum because i am feeling ill and i had like a total self care day and did a shit ton of my homework and i feel soooo much better. 

What’s your highest level of education so far? bachelor’s degree. soon to be two. 

If you could have any job in the whole world, which would you like? food blogger/someone who gets paid to eat and write and take pictures of food. 

Describe your ordinary day lately my schedule has been so regimented this is actually a good question. i wake up at 7:57am every day (legit), make a coffee from my keurig and have a coconut yogurt and fry up two eggs (legit every morning i do this), get on the train around 9:20 and go downtown to practicum. get to practicum for 10. leave at 6 and take train home. make dins at home, then do homework. rinse and repeat until friday when i have class 9-4. and then saturday/sunday i work. 

Would you ever have a UV tattoo? nah 

What is the brand and colour name of your favourite lipstick? mac lipstick is fucking bomb but i’m so fidgety it never stays on me and gets all over my face so i shy away 

What do you like on your tortilla? ugghhhh yum i like me a good old-fashioned chicken quesadilla with some sour cream and guac? oh daddy yes 

How about inside your pitta bread? souvlaki w/ tzatziki and red onion unnngggg mama 

What do you like in your burger? tbh not a big burger person i usually just eat the patty with cheese and ketchup

How about on your pizza? i eat so much pizza of so many varying types honestly i can’t pick 

Would you ever take part in a games club? If so, what would be your ideal club? ????????? what 

Would you be able to give a speech on your favourite subject right now? what is my favourite subject? pugs? yes 

Do you work better alone or in a group? alone x 23523957239857

Which one of your friends have you known the longest? For how long? carolyn. since i was like... 2 

What is your favourite song right now at this very moment? loading zones by kurt vile 

[fresh-breath-of-heir]

Answer all 200 questions (if you don't have time, answer as many as you can get to!!)

Fuck okay lmao

200: My crush’s name is: I don’t really have a crush right now? But my fp’s name is Sebastian! 199: I was born in: Cape May Court House, New Jersey.198: I am really: tired of being alive lmao197: My cellphone company is: Verizon196: My eye color is: Hazel195: My shoe size is: 12.5194: My ring size is: idk man193: My height is: 5′11.5″192: I am allergic to: nothing191: My 1st car was: n/a190: My 1st job was: n/a189: Last book you read: For school, Fences. For pleasure, Nimona.188: My bed is: soft and squishy.187: My pet: is an adorable Italian Greagle named Bonnie.186: My best friend: Elizabeth, who barely goes on here anymore lol185: My favorite shampoo is: idk??184: Xbox or ps3: ps3183: Piggy banks are: annoying to use182: In my pockets: my wallet181: On my calendar: n/a180: Marriage is: nonexistent179: Spongebob can: finally die pls178: My mom: is amazing177: The last three songs I bought were? ive never bought music in my life lmao176: Last YouTube video watched: the most recent wtsf by meghan tonjes175: How many cousins do you have? 2174: Do you have any siblings? I have a brother and a half sister173: Are your parents divorced? No172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the trumpet but I sing.170: What did you do yesterday? Slept most of the day, saw Passengers with some friends, then went to a small New Year’s party[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: Sometimes.168: Luck: No.167: Fate: No.166: Yourself: No.165: Aliens: Yes.164: Heaven: No.163: Hell: No.162: God: No.161: Horoscopes: No.160: Soul mates: No.159: Ghosts: No.158: Gay Marriage: Yes??? wtf157: War: god no156: Orbs: idk what this is155: Magic: no[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses153: Drunk or High: never been either so152: Phone or Online: online151: Red heads or Black haired: black haired150: Blondes or Brunettes: blondes149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: apples143: Curly or Straight hair: straight142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: coke136: Hillary or Obama: hillary135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: idk??132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk either of these people131: Small town or Big city: big city130: Wal-Mart or Target: target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller128: Manicure or Pedicure: idk manicure i guess127: East Coast or West Coast: east126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: neither fuck sports lmao[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Fuck it and anyone that supports it121: George Bush: Fuck him and anyone who supports him120: Gay Marriage: its just marriage lol119: The presidential election: fuck off118: Abortion: its the person own decision whether or not they should get one117: MySpace: never used it but it looks horrible lmao116: Reality TV: dramatic115: Parents: love my mom my dad can die in a fire114: Back stabbers: if you betray someone you can die113: Ebay: alright i guess?112: Facebook: too many conservatives111: Work: n/a110: My Neighbors: elderly but seemingly nice109: Gas Prices: i dont buy gas108: Designer Clothes: too expensive for me but i dont judge that107: College: needed but it shouldnt be106: Sports: pros get paid too fucking much 105: My family: mostly annoying and too conservative104: The future: bud i can barely plan ahead five minutes[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: last night102: Last time you ate: right now101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last night100: Cried in front of someone: last wednesday at school lmao99: Went to a movie theater: last night98: Took a vacation: last summer i guess97: Swam in a pool: last summer96: Changed a diaper: n/a95: Got my nails done: n/a94: Went to a wedding: 2008 i think??93: Broke a bone: i havent92: Got a peircing: i havent91: Broke the law: last night90: Texted: like ten minutes ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: Sebastian88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my dog87: The last movie I saw: Passengers86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: death and kissing cute boys85: The thing im not looking forward to: death84: People call me: a piece of shit83: The most difficult thing to do is: ask people for something that might inconvenience them82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: no81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer/Leo cusp80: The first person i talked to today was: Sebastian79: First time you had a crush: It was on Peter from The Chronicles of Narnia78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i can hide things from everyone bud77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: idk76: Right now I am talking to: no one75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i want to be a veterinarian74: I have/will get a job: eventually73: Tomorrow: hopefully i wont kill myself also i want to play the walking dead a new frontier72: Today: i didnt kill myself and finished the walking dead season 271: Next Summer: maybe ill be getting ready for college maybe ill  be dead who knows70: Next Weekend: maybe get to hang out with Sebastian maybe die 69: I have these pets: a dog68: The worst sound in the world: metal scraping on metal67: The person that makes me cry the most is: i cant just pick one66: People that make you happy: Katie, Lizzie, Sebastian, Andrea, Kalina, Tabby65: Last time I cried: like an hour ago lmao64: My friends are: somehow real63: My computer is: tiny and slow62: My School: a piece of shit but im used to it61: My Car: n/a60: I lose all respect for people who: purposefully hurt another person59: The movie I cried at was: Marley and Me58: Your hair color is: Black57: TV shows you watch: Jane the Virgin, Sense856: Favorite web site: idk man youtube i guess55: Your dream vacation: I want to live a month in every country in the world54: The worst pain I was ever in was: im constantly in pain so idk man53: How do you like your steak cooked: i dont like steak52: My room is: a constant mess51: My favorite celebrity is: Idina Menzel or Aaron Tveit50: Where would you like to be: with my fp49: Do you want children: i cant take care of myself how would i take care of a child48: Ever been in love: im always in love47: Who’s your best friend: Lizzie46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl45: One thing that makes you feel great is: validation and physical touch from my fp44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Sebastian43: Do you have a 5 year plan: i dont even have a five minute plan my dude42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: ive always loved the names eliza and sebastian40: Last person I got mad at: myself39: I would like to move to: upstate new york38: I wish I was a professional: broadway performer[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: swedish fish36: Vehicle: one that runs me over35: President: theyre all pieces of shit so34: State visited: new york33: Cellphone provider: fuck capitalism32: Athlete: serena williams tbh31: Actor: Aaron Tveit30: Actress: Idina Menzel29: Singer: Syd Matters28: Band: Andrew Jackson Jihad27: Clothing store: no26: Grocery store: giant25: TV show: sense824: Movie: The Way He Looks23: Website: youtube i guess22: Animal: dogs21: Theme park: no20: Holiday: christmas19: Sport to watch: no18: Sport to play: definitely no17: Magazine: no16: Book: Nimona15: Day of the week: Saturday14: Beach: Idk???13: Concert attended: I saw Paramore in concert and it was awesome12: Thing to cook: mac and cheese11: Food: mac and cheese10: Restaurant: a local diner9: Radio station: no8: Yankee candle scent: no idea7: Perfume: no6: Flower: lilies or tiger lilies5: Color: orange4: Talk show host: idk3: Comedian: idk2: Dog breed: idk1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yeah lmao