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#Mojo the dog#tale of the body thief#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat loved dogs when he was mortal#but dogs don't like vampires
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
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#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol#should i keep going i actually don't know#are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite#the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂↕️#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls comic#yeah cause i am drawing comics now#that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au#i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know#mullet stan
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eek ! ! ! i am very excited to announce the upcoming productions for this season at the theatre of vampires!! dates are listed if you wanna grab a ticket (and maybe a bite before the show) . . .
please note that if you attend, the theatre is not responsible for any blood loss or death !! warnings will be posted with each show, so please be sure to read them before engaging in dark content! anyone under eighteen will not be allowed entry into the theatre.
⁺˚⋆。°✩₊ this is everything we have planned for now, as it will hopefully be a feasible amount for our busy season !! lmk if you'd like to book a ticket in advance & i'll give you a tag on that piece !!
october 1 - his parliament's on fire ♰ port mafia boss / night club owner dazai . . . every man in yokohama has a long list of crimes they'd commit to be with you, but none quite as long as dazai's.
october 6 - pain reliever ♰ vampire yuuta . . . your vampire boyfriend can't resist the taste of you during a certain time of the month
october 10 - skipping heartbeats ♰ curse user nanami . . . nanami wants to see every jujutsu sorcerer dead, but he might make an exception just for you
october 13 - sweet serial killer ♰ serial killer chuuya . . . chuuya's always in such a rush to get home to you, so he can't really be blamed if he misses a few drops of blood on his clothes.
october 17 - sent to destroy ♰ fallen angel dazai . . . he promises he's not the devil, but he steals your soul with just a kiss.
october 21 - cold embrace ♰ ghost fyodor . . . he's spent two hundred years murdering whoever moves into his home, but he can't remember a time they were ever as pretty as you.
october 27 - bleeding me dry ♰ vampire dazai . . . it's been decades since you've last seen dazai; your lover and your maker. now that you're finally happy, he's haunting you again with a thousand buried memories.
october 31 - to be revealed later ♰ nanami . . . super special fic that i'm not sure will be finished by halloween, but i want to write it eventually, so it'll be my little secret for now !
⤷ REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !!
#♰ theatre of vampires#IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THESE !!#i came up with so many of them in like ... july lmao#& guys !!! theyre not all dazai !!!#i hopeeee you are excited too bc im really pushing myself with some of these#but i think itll be fun !!#hopefully i don't lose motivation !!!#dazai smut#nanami smut#bsd x reader#osamu dazai x reader#jjk smut#yuuta x reader#kento nanami x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#bungo stray dogs smut#fyodor x reader#fyodor dostoyevsky x reader#nakahara chuuya x reader#chuuya smut
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the funniest part of bg3 to me is that they keep talking about how vampires are super enhanced and have incredible abilities and are super scary, even if they're spawn, etc... yet astarion has a strength modifier of fucking 0 and can jump a distance of like 20cm, he's always without fail the first one in my party to eat shit no matter what i have him do, he's not even particularly fast. i have to assume that either the vampires are really good at PR and managed to convince everyone they have superpowers when they don't, or astarion was such a cringe elf that this is him with super strength and speed. and personally i know which one i find funnier
#will his fans attack me like rabid dogs over this post. oh well#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#overflowing trashcan#i'm not done with the game yet btw i just got to act 3 so if there's an answer to that don't tell me#i know we'll meet other vampires so we'll see then if astarion is uniquely cringe
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Wanted to mention the lyrics to the BSD 5 opening and their significance to a specific scene
「立ち止まる事でしか見えない場所が」
A place that can only be seen by stopping [movement]
「行けない場所がある」
There are places you can't go.
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So when showing the rift between Atsushi and Akutagawa (life and death), the lyrics mention the afterlife. A place only Akutagawa can see, after death. Then, "there are places you can't go."
From Akutagawa's perspective, it would be "I am in a place only seen after death. You can't come to this place; you can't follow me."
From Atsushi's perspective, this would be "You are somewhere that I can't see, that I can't reach. You can't go there [you can't leave me]."
[Don't go where I can't follow]
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Edit: more detailed analysis about it here
#''there are places you can't go'' [you cannot follow me‚ you cannot die]#''there are places you can't go'' [you can't leave me like this‚ i can't imagine life without you]#like I'm going to throw up blood from this entire ordeal. it is 2am#anyway. i hope they add lyrics to the OP in the show soon bc everyone needs to understand#i cannot believe that they are just mowing down sskk haters left and right with canon material#bsd 5#bungou stray dogs season 5 spoilers#bungou stray dogs season 5#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs 5#sskk#shin soukoku#akuatsu#akutagawa ryuunosuke#nakajima atsushi#bsd#if you wanna pull some ''um ackshually 🤓☝🏼'' in my replies or askbox‚ don't‚ bc i will just delete that shit <3#like i have no patience for lack of literacy with them. these lyrics are so intentional and if you don't think so‚ you are deluding yoursel#and disclaimer i know he's not in the afterlife bc he is a vampire. however the lyrics are clearly ABOUT the afterlife#a.txt
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Day 13 ~ Haven, Sweet Haven
they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together they sleep together
#wodtober#one piece#world of darkness#lawsan#lusan#lawsanlu#trafalgar law#black leg sanji#monkey d. luffy#vampire#Sanji chases Zoro out of their haven#Sanji “You stink like a dog!! Get the fuck out of here before everything here stinks of you!!!”#Zoro “Stupid bloodsucker I am where I want to be!!! You can't tell me what to do”#Luffy “Sanji please can he stay with us until dawn???”#Law “If you start fighting go out somewhere into the forest. I don't want you to break some more of my exhibits”#эта ау меня убивает потому что я бы посмотрела такую кампанию#Нами - вампирша Вентру#Усопп - сноходец#Френки - девиант#Эйс - волкокровный#Сабо - маг (энергия и сущность)#Михоук - вампир Дэва на которого охотиться Зоро#Зефф - вампир Дэва сир Санджи#Чоппер и Джимбей оборотни#Бепо Шачи и Пингвин вампиры гангрелы (я бы им даже дала родословную баржо потому что мне нравится эта родословная и она им подходит имхо)
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Bloodthirst
#bark bark flap flap#the sundown kid#live a live mad dog#comics#traditional art#sketchbook#vampire au#werewolf au#long post#aima draws#don't talk to me don't even look at me this fuckin comic was a shitshow#this started as a bunch of doodles back in september and then it snowballed#and you can tell i started taking it seriously after like page 5 or so#this was unscripted bullshit and it should have been digital ffs#the moral of the story was don't throw mad dog down the stairs#also hi trace ty for the card game inspo lol
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only bad thing about being in a fandom where one of the characters canonically has wings is the painful lack of classic wingfic. where is my everything's the same but people have bird wings watford au where one day baz notices simon hasn't been grooming his wings bc of an injury to his ribs so he sits on his bed and makes a whole fuss about how "i'm not doing this to be nice, snow, your wings are just a travesty to look at" and then proceeds to carefully and lovingly tidy his feathers in drawn out silence while they both pretend grooming someone else's wings isn't one of the most intimate things you can do for another person. will this heartbreak never end
#i have an old wingfic that never left the zero draft stage and it was suuuper fucking plotty#simon was still the chosen one in it but not in a weird sex magic kinda way like he was just home grown like that so no humdrum#so lucy is alive and he grew up with her and the mage (and they have a dog!) (simon named her ''little simon'' lmfao)#meanwhile baz isn't a vampire but natasha still died when he was five bc ok i don't know how to explain the lore behind this#bc it has to do with a skeevy blackmarket trade involving human wings like it was kinda dark ngl#but the long and short of it is that baz and tasha are kidnapped and tasha is killed keeping baz safe but baz's wings are damaged#pretty severely and so one of them never grows to full size and it leaves him flightless#n e way simon and baz don't get on bc the mage is still the mage and the old families are still the old families#but they are roommates as usual#and half-term their eighth year pitch manor is raided by blackmarket poachers and mordelia is kidnapped and the whole grimm family is#in shambles so baz goes right to simon about it and there's this reverse of the simon-showing-up-at-baz's-door scene#where baz shows up at simon's door a complete WRECK to ask for help getting his sister back#and simon is like. why are you asking ME for help?#and baz is like. bc you're the only one i know who can#and then they fucking steal one of the mage's cars and hit the road [so good right now by fall out boy starts playing]#and then it's just kind of a normal mission fic about them finding mordelia and saving her life and baz falls out a very high window#and simon catches him etc.#i love wingfics so much#sighs wistfully#i think i need to be alone w my gdocu for while#valen and the void
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vampires sleeping with their hands over their chest to protect their hearts u.u
#{ house meeting! } ;; ooc#it's an instinct#kinda like dogs that sleep all curled up#to protect their insides#but also!#vampires sleeping with their arms to the side#next to someone#as a sign of trust#LISTEN!#I DON'T KNOW!#but yes
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#i feel like sokka has a more upbeat extroverted dog personality so it makes sense for him to be werewolf coded#BUT HEAR Me out: the inherant temptation of vampires and sokka luring zuko in to his side of freedom and happiness#halloween is coming up and im in monster moods#not including sirens because i don't feel like they're not particularly scary and i don't feel like drawing mermaids.#i also feel like if sirens existed in the atla universe katara would be able to turn into one but sokka wouldn't and i think thats funny#although i do have a comic script about him being a mermaid...#notmyart#reglob#i said cat ears i meant dog ears bc werewolves its fine. although...cat person zuko and dog person sokka..
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So the recent lovely adorable Catula art got me thinking about the Dracula cast and animals. Namely, what pets they would have.
Jonathan+Mina - they both love cats, Jonathan often feeds strays, and after all that's happened they're finally able to get their own cat now that they have a stable home/money/etc. The cat and baby Quincey Harker are best friends.
Quincey Harker - The family cat of course, but later on Uncle Art gets him a dog (maybe a puppy from Lucy's pug, see below), and I think he would very much be the kind of kid who always tries to adopt random animals he finds while playing, especially if they're hurt or seem abandoned. More often than not he gets his wish since his parents are softies.
Arthur - dogs, obviously. He keeps them for hunting but also very much dotes on them and loves them. Also, I want Lucy to have had a pet pug (pre-unhealthy breeding standards) that Arthur adopts after her death, because I think that is a very adorable idea and also maybe a comfort to them both when they needed it. (The pug was just never mentioned but it was totally there all along. Lucy's mom was worried it would disturb her sleep and kept it our of her room when she was more seriously sick, which is very upsetting except it does mean it survived the final attack night.)
Quincey - He's great with horses and does love them but I don't think he thinks of them as pets exactly. At least, I really love the idea of him thinking snakes are very cute, or maybe spiders. Imagine Quincey with a pet garter snake or tarantula. If the latter, maybe he caught it as a kid and still has it (since they can live like 30 years).
Seward - He claims not to really be an animal person and not to want any pets, but there is an asylum cat that spends approximately 80% of every day napping in the sun in his office. Sometimes it steals his chair or his desk and he just goes along with it. Definitely isn't sneaking it treats or anything, no way, its job is to catch mice and he won't ruin its appetite (he says hiding meat in his pockets).
Van Helsing - I REALLY want the reason he thinks parrots are immortal to be because he inherited one from his parents. It's older than he is, and as a kid he just assumed it must be immortal and has never fact-checked this belief. The parrot speaks almost entirely in mixed metaphors using multiple languages, just like its person.
#dracula daily#polycula#jonathan harker#mina murray#arthur holmwood#quincey morris#jack seward#van helsing#quincey harker#snakes#started as a test post for the dracula daily tag but now i'm invested#imagine college-age jack petsitting vh's parrot!#quincey letting his tarantula sit under his cowboy hat!#art getting emotional watching quincey jr play with a puppy from the dog he got from lucy!#jonmina's cat laying on their chests and purring like a freight train when they have nightmares!#(omg their cat should be named after a model of either train or typewriter)#........renfield is not on this list for obvious reasons sadly#vampires don't keep pets (other than tormented lawyers i guess)
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since i have no idea what akasha's like since i've never read the books, i'll just assume she's like a desi 22 yo who has grandma hobbies.
#raj shitposting#like i really want her to behave like a college kid for some strange reason. i want her to be absolutely done with the world.#i want her to become friends with stray dogs. i want her knitting while jamming to qawwalis and shankar-ehsaan-loy and daler mehndi.#and i want louis to be fucking confused when he meets her. like- ofc he'd assume she's like some fucken empress or something.#but she's like a kid. who doesn't take important things seriously. but is like a savant. doesn't actually care but gets shit done.#idk i want her to be a lousy “typical” vampire. i don't want her to have that age old wise sexy femme aura. i want her to be goofy.#i want her to mess up and go “oops” and continue to fix shit like nobody's business.#“what did you do?” “i didn't do shit. see? it's fine. it's right there and it's def not broken look for yourself.” and it's actually fine.#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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BSD is the most melodramatic fandom I've ever been in, omfg.
No one will die! No one dies in this fucking anime!
Name me ONE named character who died. Oda doesn't count, he's Dazai's sad backstory, he was already dead. I'd say 'name me a character who survived an arc and then died', but I don't need even that. Just name me all dead characters (from the main story). Go on. Try.
I'll give you that: Fukuzawa may die. He's not the character who's moving a plot, but his death can. His death may actually serve something most of the fandom doesn't for some reason understand - narrative purpose.
DoA's members may or may not die, it's hard to say, because, on one hand, no one of importance ever fucking died in that manga yet; on the other hand, that arc takes half of the current manga so we may have first 'villain' death. I'd even cheer.
But the ADA? Survives. Atsushi? You all act like it's the first time he loses a leg, come on. Aya? She is the first child to survive 'Asagiri loves to blow up children' plot-point, she can survive anything.
Dazai is immune to death, change my mind.
#vampires don't count for the dead btw#like the third of the world are vampires including the entire mafia#this is the fucking apocalypse no way it stays that way#bungou stray dogs spoilers#bungou stray dogs#bsd manga spoilers#bsd dazai osamu#bsd aya
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Additionally - I love the way The Quarry portrays Werewolves. It scratches an itch and makes me giggle even harder at how unserious the wolves in the sims are. Heartbreaking for me as a sims occult lover and werewolf enthusiast
#like I'll never get over it. I didn't expect them to give us something horrific ofc but something a little more monstrous would have been#preferred 😂. I love the wolf townies and I love Moonwood Mill but they're basically humanoid dogs#hardly wolves at all imo. But again personal preference! I just don't like the cutesy cartoonish design#and it doesn't suit my personal lore for Werewolves 🤷♀️ but I digress!#I wish there were more mods out there like how there are for vampires to make them more serious...#but like you can only do so much with that base system and design ig so I get it
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talking RP makes me miss my little idiot who larps as a human from a regency era novel but has no fucking idea about anything at all.
#i am apparently incapable of having normal characters#cause this guy is like a weird little fairy freak from this liminal realm between faerie and earth#where everything lost ends up#and he found a vanished country house that had been left to rot in this like trash heap world#and just moved in and started playing pretend#cause he's so fucking alone and disconnected#and everything he learnt about humans was from the books in the library#so there's nothing modern#and he's piecing together modern humans from the trash they lose#and then he decides to start selling the better lost stuff back to people at carboot sales and markets#and living his best dodgy antique dealer life#and his physical appearance is like purposefully anachronistic against the personality he pretends to have#because the only humanoids he'd actually seen in person before making up his appearance were scavengers and looked rough#every oc I make is a mountain biking vampire witch from the future#and i don't fucking regret a thing#my favorite genre of character is : wtf is going on - but like - personified#followed closely by: im so fucking angy because i can't process grief#and then finally: dog
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The part where Jacob and Sam growls at each other...do vampires usually do that? Looks straight out from Loustat's bedroom.
girl HELP i don’t even remember that in the show, i’ve erased it from my memory 😭
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