#but cmon i say it everyday!!!!! 🥺

[satoruoo]

oK bbgorl imagine u and gojo are at a store getting some ice cream like the fat pigs yall are and u just wanna fuck with him so ur just like

Reader: "Sooooo who's that guy you just talk to is he you're boyfriend or something???😏😉😘😏😏😏"

Gojo: "UMM WHAT DID U JUST SAY😃?"

Reader: "Oh you knowwww and might i say he is HOT!"

Gojo: "UM UR TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT?.... RIGHT????🙃"

Reader: "Oh cmon you know? blue hair grey eyes wears all red and has on a black hat cmon?"

Gojo: "GIRL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.....TALKING ABOUT THE WORKER????"

Reader: "hmm but like he's actually my man so i don't know what you're doing with him🙄"

Gojo: "Nah girl that's my man i don't know what you're talking about"

Reader: "Nah bro i was fucking him last night what you talking about?"

Gojo: "Nah bro me and him have been fucking this whole week what you talking about?"

Reader: "Nah bro me and him have actually been going like all day everyday so we don't actually have a time when we first started fucking🤤😏😏😏"

Gojo: "then what you doing right now? yall ain't fucking you liar🙄"

Reader: "Why do you think im at work with him on his breaks we go and fuck in the bathroom🙄"

Gojo: "Well i still fuck him more times then you like stop with you're bullshit lies🙄

*As they were talking the cashier they were so in love with was walking where they were at to get something*

Gojo: "LOOK LOOK IF HE WALKS PAST US HE'S CHEATING ON YOU"

*He walk's past them*

Gojo: "HA LOOK HE'S CHEATING ON YOU LOSERRRR"

Reader: "NAH HE AINT BR0 HE LOVES ME UR JUST MAD THAT HE DON'T WANT YOU'RE LONG FACE PETBULL MOUTH SELF"

Gojo: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE RAT-"

*They forgot the cashier they were talking about was right behide them thinking "what the fuck-?"

From you're amazing sexy hot cute kind friend doorstop girl😘😍🤤😫😁😼😊🥺🤑😏😏😏😘😘😘

HELP??? i feel like we'd compete to see who could pull the most bitches (i would win) and then he'd get all jealous n try and fail to ghost me for a week 😍😍😍

[enviedear]

this is me asking politely for the marauders red flags hcs... <333

oh thank god i wanted to write them so damn bad LMAOooO

also this is all jokes pls no one get mad pls i can't deal

james

— an aries male

— hates sharing, literally the worst person with sharing, i mean cmon he's an only child and that's a red flag within itself

— would have a job at zumiez and WOULD FLIRT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH WITH THE CUSTOMERS

— can only grow a goatee

— tells people to smile more unironically

— doesn't get a new toothbrush after he's sick. will only get a new one when the bristles of the old one fall off. his toothbrush looks like this

— a total 'where's my hug at' man

— gym rat and will post pics everytime he goes

— a mommies boy

— favorite color is orange

— uses 3 in 1 soap

remus

— a pisces male.... need i say more

— only drinks black coffee and thinks that makes him better than everyone

— would work at a bookstore and judge anyone who bought anything other than classics

— listens to the smiths and is also a music snob, will judge you if you put on anything else

— tells his s/o 'you deserve better' but doesn't change

— 🥺is his most used emoji

— always insanely early... for everything

— sushi hater

— his room looks like this

— forgets everyone's birthdays but expects people to remember his

— has no headboard with his bed

sirius

— is a scorpio male despite my love for them

— has a sex playlist and drake is on it... a lot

— can't keep a job but can get new tats, and will get mad if you bring it up

— blames any bad thing he does on his mental health

— has a little black book

— will leave you with james and remus for entirely too long even though it was supposed to be a night for you two

— has a diet consisting of nothing but junk food

— posts a shirtless picture everyday on snapchat

— snap score is over 200k

— hates cats

— his morning routine resembles american psycho a little too much

[chittapornswife]

Omg ur back!!! Ahh!!!! I'm so glad you're okay lol I was low-key scared ya know with corona and stuff but you're fine!! And that's all that matters :) how have u been? How was school and life and everything? How was ur cousins bday? My city has too many cases they won't say how many tho :( people don't listen. Toronto is worse and Ford wants to open everything up Friday ahhh we will be stuck home for so much longer :(( -gta brown anon ❤️

Also I've been meaning to exercise as well lol I could feel my muscles get weaker and tbh I'm not as strong as before quarantine which sucks :( I tried to do a leg workout last week though and the next day couldn't walk because my legs just hurt so much lol and they got better only a week later. I've decided walking should be good enough until I feel strong enough to do actual workouts lol. It's been too hot to go outside, in the 30s everyday which sucks. I just can't exercise

Hello yes I’m back!!! 😎♥️😎 Also I hope you don’t mind if I shorten your msgs by halving(?) them 🥺 I just find it easier to reply to everything altogether!!

Also no😭😭😭😭 miss corona has thankfully not come near me nor am I allowing her to😷✋🏼 I’ve been good tho! Just bored today :/ how are you?:) school is good! I finished my technically spring semester (but they call it summer) and I did the shorter one which means it was only I think 7 weeks! But there are others that are 14 week ones that end in July that I thankfully told myself I wasn’t registering for hahaha

My cousins bday was fun! Actually lie, it was okay but I just felt rlly poopy that weekend so :/ but I went strawberry picking which was !!!!!!! 🤩🤩

Girl I- HOW R THEY NOT TELLING U HOW MANY CASES YALL HAVE I don’t even know too much about Ford but he just 👉🏼👉🏼 🚪 (needs to leave and let the door hit him on the way out😙) also since today’s Friday, does that mean he opened up things? Where I live on the island we have I think two cases at the moment and I don’t even think they’re in the city I live in so I’m really thankful to be living somewhere safe😭 LEG WORKOUTS LETS GO CMON also I feel you with the soreness but make sure you stretch before and after your workouts bc that’s key to stop the next day/week soreness😎♥️

Walks are good too! Make sure to take a water bottle with you tho!!! 🥺♥️💗♥️💗♥️💗♥️

[olympiansally]

hi lu!! im gonna hmm ask all the numbers that end with 1! so 1, 11, 21, 31, 51, 61! idk what the questions are but!!!

DOMINIC!! 🥺🥰 hi and thank you!! Wiajswiakkias

The ask game @queersturbate is talking about is this!

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Oh hmmm sort of? lmao

I mean it’s a lot better now than it used to be for most of my life! I can tell they’re trying to be better and i have also been better about managing my expectations of them, so like i’m trying to be less disappointed in the ways they hurt me and even when they still do i suppose it does less damage now than it used to when i was younger, plus the fact that they have been making an effort means a lot and makes it a lot easier to forgive when they mess up because i know these times they weren’t being malicious and wanting to hurt me i guess?

11: Do you like someone?

Oh skwiaksiwkiskaiaiwoas yes.

Stop calling me out! I’m gay and a romantic bitch!! i have feelings tm 🥺🥰

And yeah that’s all i’m gonna say on the subject but hmmm... have a very emphatic yes

Jsiwksiwiaieisk

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

I don’t have any specific plans! There’s always posting the new fic chapter lmao and i might hang out with a friend but idk yet! I have to work on that mockumentary paper i was telling you about tho so thats kinda :/ but hopefully i’ll have time to do some fun stuff too!!

31: Does somebody love you?

I’m going to say yes to this :)

It’s a little hopeful i guess but i would be doing my love letter asks so dirty if i said no!! The anon babes have been making me feel very loved lately!! There are other reasons why i’d say yes to this too! But that’s def a big one!

AND ALSO DOMINIC - you were all like probably :/ when you got this ask number and i am offended!! I literally tell you that i love you every day so like pls feel loved 🥺

51: Favourite food?

Oh my god so many!! Ksowksiwkiwkska

Srsly i love so many food things i don’t even know where to start here lmao but hmm you already know mcdonalds is a big contender here!! I also love pasta so much <3 seafood pasta dishes are probably my favorites to be a bit more specific! Which like has a lot to do with my family and where i’m from and stuff skaikaiskkw Ohhh and also sweets! God soooo many 🤩 i have a bit of trouble with thinking of foods in terms of favorites because i love varying a lot between stuff but hmmm a few i can remember now would be my brown sugar cookies (specially when i add cinnamon to them yum), coffee ice cream, soft chocolate chip cookies and literally so many more things i’m gonna have to cut it short because otherwise i’ll never end but i’m sure i’m forgetting like everything ksiwksiwksisiakwkais

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl someone calls you baby?

Making the questions more inclusive cus like yeah thanks <3 lmao

But hmmm it depends a lot on the person and the tone yk? Because it can be a bit rude or have like weird undertones sometimes?

I do prefer babe to baby which like i do use babe a lot here so i guess that was kinda obvious jsiwksiwksisiak so that’s always better to use with me!!! So like baby can be questionable but i do think ppl calling me babe is cute! ☺️

Thank you so much for sending these, dominic!!! Also, i love you!! 🥰