#but check that fucking coat

[eteroutsider]

KDP (Katachreza Dobropotreblenie, he/she/they) also known as the normalest 49 year old

[bread-is-my-life]

Winter stainmight, winter stainmight! ❄️

Plus a comic

A silly headcanon of mine that is 100% canon/j is that Stain always has some spare pair of gloves with him ONLY because Toshi always forgets his 😭 I think after a while it will just become an ordinary thing for them. Just a small moment of Stain caring for Toshi hehehfd :3

[lotus-pear]

MY BESTIE JUST PAID ME FORTY BUCKS TO DRAW SOUKOKU IN SHUAKE FITS OH MY GOD SCREAMINGSNDHHHHGGGG IM ABOUT TO CULTIVATE THE FINEST PIECE OF ART IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND JUST FOR HIM THIS MONEY WILL KEEP ME FED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK GODBLESS I LOVE HUMANITY

[jazzy-art-time]

can I come to the party and stand in the back swirling my soda can in a irritated manner? No? Too bad.

[clonerightsagenda]

think I need to go over my boss's head bc she had another category 5 nextdoor poster moment today

[betweensaintsandmonsters]

"Is this a mistake?" Obi-Wan asks, fiddling with the ring on Anakin's left hand, spinning it absently as he looks up at his boy.

Anakin for his part, pauses. It's a rare sight, to see him so still. The hand in Obi-Wan's hair slowly picks up it's aborted mission as Anakin seems to gather his thoughts.

It doesn't feel like a mistake; not really. Not when Obi-Wan moves past the doubt that's burrowed it's way into his chest that this man will grow tired of him, the fear that he'll lose someone else he loves and there will be nothing he can do about it.

They're getting married in 72 hours for god sake.

Obi-Wan opens his eyes to look up at Anakin. His fiance. His everything.

Anakin laughs then, and Obi-Wan can only stare at him, trying to figure out what's so funny.

"I don't know," his boy whispers when he's gotten himself under control. He radiates light even in his uncertainty, "but I'll always love you."

Obi-Wan pulls anakin's hand to his lips, kisses his palm just under his engagement ring.

-- -- --

They haven't been fighting, but they haven't been talking either. Their home exists in a perpetual state of purgatory. A war solemnly awaiting a ceasefire. A wishbone about to snap.

Obi-Wan's side of the bed is cold.

Breakfast is on the counter but there's no note, not like there used to be.

Anakin misses lazy kisses good morning.

Anakin misses life not getting in the way.

Anakin wishes they were fighting. He think that would make the slow devolution of his marriage feel like something.

-- -- -- --

"Sometimes loving you feels a little bit like bleeding out. I know it's happening but no amount of pressure can stop it." Anakin says to the ceiling one night, his voice cracking.

He sobs when Obi-Wan pulls him into his chest.

-- -- -- --

"If I could," Obi-Wan swallows. There's a foot between them on the couch. He clutches the blanket he's wrapped around himself closer to his chest before reaching for Anakin's hand.

They've been talking. In retrospect, they should have done this earlier, years ago maybe. Maybe they wouldn't be in this situation if that were the case. The worst part is, he thinks they're still in love. Knows he will love this man until the day he dies, but they're bleeding out.

It doesn't make it easier.

The divorce papers are on the coffee table.

"If I could," he starts again, "I'd leave a five star review. Easiest man in the world to love."

Maybe easiest is the wrong word. But it's so easy to love Anakin, his boyish smiles, his passion, his light.

Anakin wipes at his eyes, clearly fighting tears.

It feels like that's all they've been doing for months.

"I'd leave you four and a half," he whispers, "Best man, can't cook for shit."

"Sounds about right."

He doesn't bother fighting his own tears.

-- -- -- --

The lawyers had reviewed the divorce papers. The judge had signed off. The world had stopped moving.

Anakin didn't know who he was separate from Obi-Wan Kenobi. He's never had to know. He's not looking forward to figuring it out.

Outside the courthouse, Obi-Wan gives him a hug, pulls Anakin to his chest, buries his face in Anakin's hair and holds him there.

Anakin breaks.

Shatters.

"Is this a mistake?" Anakin asks against Obi-Wan's neck, fingers clutched in his suit jacket. It feels like a mistake. Feels like the world has narrowed down to this. To them. To the fact that this is the last time he'll be held by this man.

He feels the ghost of Obi-Wan's lips against the crown of his head, the shake of his hands around his back.

"I don't know," Obi-Wan says, voice barely there, "but just know, I'll love you always"

[runebreakerart]

I am not immune to hot old necromancer guy

[pardonmydelays]

but on saturday, saturday, saturday...

@thepaladinstrait how did you not hit post limit yet-

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Not trying to be rude here but, how do you know Bruce is being written poorly if you don't know the canon? Readcomiconline.li is free (use ad adblock)

I know you know your comment is rude.

You just said, "how can you have an opinion when you don't know jack shit, but no offense though!" Like hello? Who even are you? You assume, boldly so, complete and utter ignorance on my part, and THEN insist, incredibly so, for me to do my homework for a fictional man, who's been written by many different ways by many different people ever since the early 1940's, excuse me, 1939, spring specifically, or fuck it, March if we wanna be anal about when it hit the newsstands, if we're including Detective Comics #27.

Buddy, honey, you cannot gatekeep having an opinion about a fictional man on the internet. And in my own inbox, at that! Crazy!

When I joke, exaggeratedly, that I don’t know canon, or that DCU is like the Greek myths, I speak on the fact there are hundreds, if not thousands of issues that I cannot memorize, that are just as canon as each other, even if blatantly contradicting. I speak on the shows like Batman (2007), BTAS, B:TBATB, Justice League: Unlimited, Justice League, Justice League Action, Batman Beyond, are only a drop In the various series, movies, crossovers, guest appearances, AND comics, ALL of which are canon. There are different ages, continuities, universes, versions, etc. Comic is not the only fucking medium, either, hello? I’m not speaking out of my ass, here. And, I’m not stupid? Batman has been around since 1939, technically, and it’s impossible for him to be written right, at least to my standards, every single goddamn time. PERSONAL standards, here. Different authors, artists, make choices about this character, and some of it I don’t agree with, simply put. Some of which, I think is bad! Gee, funny how that works!

So let me make myself clear: I don’t know you. You don’t know me. You don’t know what I know, and you sure as hell can’t tell me what to do, even when you think I’m fundamentally wrong. This is fandom. This is fiction. This is tumblr, honey. You're in my inbox, and anon'd to boot. I could think someone’s take is beyond the definition of stupidity, truly based on nothing but the very nonsensical daydreams and will powered manifestations of someone who hasn't even sneezed at canon material, BUT you know what I do? I mind my business. I block. I hit the back button. I rant to my friends. If you disagree, I’ll happily invite you to block me (: I beg you to.

I know Batman, I’ve loved his character ever since I was a child, I joke because I acknowledge the sheer magnitude of comics, shows, movies, appearances, animated or otherwise is so staggering, it means I will miss something. I can recognize I don’t know everything. There is a lot of fucking complexity here. Have you seen the Robins? But I know, and pretty easily at that, when my interpretation of the character isn’t being written well. I’m not new to Batman, honey, I’ve been a fan since I was a child.

[gnc-tits]

any company that advertises itself as specializing in “transmasc clothing” is so full of shit if any of yall buy jeans for 99 dollars bcoz obviously as a beautiful afab you need clothing accomodating of your voluptuous hips and thighs then im sorry but you are a little poser bitch and an idiot. 99 dollars for jeans like fuck offffffff you cannot convince me that theres not a mens cut of jeans that fits you. 99 dollars. fuck you

[hog-choker]

i’m. i’m drunk

[pidges-lost-robot]

I can't tell if I think Keith is the sort of autistic person that needs so many layers all of the time and bags weighing him down or if he's the sort that will wear as light a clothing with as many pockets as he can manage so he doesn't have to carry much, but tbh I think I'm landing on some sort of cursed mix of the too

[moongothic]

I get to the convention site like 45 minutes before the artist alley opens, I rush to get my table set up in a sleep deprived frenzy

When the alley opens one of the first cosplayers to walk in to browse people's wares was some tall ass motherfucker dressed as Crocodile and I thought I was gonna pass the fuck out

[cryptidfuckery]

I love going through and reading the notes on my old ass fics I never finished. Buddy I have no idea what you were illuding to anymore. Glad you had fun tho

[jakegardiner]

Great Comet Atlanta 🍑

audio in the reblogs!

[aspiringhorrorauthor]

Just read a post about how you shouldn’t trust a doctor who rushes you and like, yes I fully understand the frustration, so here’s what you can do to stop yourself being rushed:

-ask for a double appointment

-ask for a triple appointment

-fuck it ask for an hour long appointment if you think it’ll help

-be outright about what you want/need from an appointment. If you need more time to process information, say that. If you need the doctor to write out all information, say that. If you have a complex case/long history, say that!

-list all the reasons why you want to see the doctor/vet that day and please don’t sugar coat it. “Been vomiting” is a ten minute fix. “Been vomiting after every meal for the past two years” is not. It needs a double appointment and possibly a referral too.

Doctors and vets are overworked to fuck and exploited to hell. Help us out a little, please