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Why don't you find something to do while I finish my breakfast?
Some of these gifs I made in different sizes. You can find them on the Markus page of my Gif Archive.
#dbh#detroit become human#dbh gifs#dbh mods#gif#dbh markus#markus rk200#dbh carl#carl manfred#markus manfred#i fucking LOVE CARL this is a carl love zone#taking care of old people used to be my job so like#i went into dbh blind and fully thought i would be life-simming taking care of this old man and i was so fucking ready for it lmao#i remember when carl's house at night happened and someone “broke in” and i was just like#i swear if anything happens to carl i'm killing everyone in this room and then myself#and then you know what i did#fucking got him killed smh mh#anyway i really love carl and his house and the lighting here#and markus of course he is so cute and like. bubbly#caretaker programming for sure#love that for him#gifsgalore#markusgifs
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SpongeBob ahh death 😔💀
#what kind of idiot brings a gun to a dinosaur fight#fun fact - that beeping is a helicopter altitude warning alarm#good news - 1 of the 4 people involved in this collision was wearing a helmet#bad news - the other 3 were not :(#ok but seriously what are these people made of that they survived a midair collision like that#holy crap#I’m pretty sure an impact like that would kill the average person#or at the very least do some serious damage#Robinsons are insanely durable#meet the robinsons#mtr#disney#laszlo robinson#cousin laszlo#carl robinson#carl the robot#carl meet the robinsons#tallulah robinson#cousin tallulah#bud robinson#grandpa bud#disney memes#memes#meme the robinsons
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Part 2 of me quote video 🕺🪩
#ghosts uk#yonderland#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#werewolves not swearwolves#bill wurtz#gavin and stacey#horrible histories#bbc merlin#princess bride#mcr#mychem#my chemical romance#im not okay#bobs burgers#louise belcher#carl that kills people#llamas with hats#the simpsons#hannibal#nbc hannibal#matpat#thats just a theory#a game theory#greys anatomy#doctor who#tenth doctor#james acaster#david tennant#neil gaiman
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These are pictures of my dragons so people can draw them. But also so people can look at all of them.
#it is carl's art#furry#dragon#scalie#scaly#<- cause people spell it differently#OC_Carl_Lenn#OC_Drethial_Raetra#OC_Ray_Vehicle#OC_Trip_Hazard#Yeah ray's last name is vehicle I wanted his initials to be RV and had no creativity to spare#Ok I am going to post this now if I made a mistake no one is going to kill me
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season’s six-ten are so overhated i can’t stand it
#season eight is the most overhated i think#like the writing sucked but it wasn’t as bad as people act like it was#it still had some good storylines#and season seven is literally one of my favorite seasons ever#7x12 is in my top 3 shameless episodes#and season six is important- well-written- and interesting idc#yet almost all y’all talk about from that season is white boy carl and it KILLS me#shameless#shameless season 6#shameless season 7#shameless season 8#shameless season 9#shameless season 10
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"Rick and Negan don't have any parallels"
Right because the dead wives and preservation natures aren't a dead giveaway right?
#we SEE rick rip out joes throat with his TEETH it would have been so easy for him to get bloodthirsty#he kills the terminus leader without remorse or mercy; he slaughters the outpost; if he hadnt had carl and his group of people who he#trusted; then it would have been so fucking easy for him to become negan#anyway regan means a lot to me and im going to defend them both with my life forever#ecks speaks
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NOOOOOOO THE RAT
oh wait is it flying?
It’s going to crush that man, Crow! That kills people!
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Disgusting to spend 2.5 hours in a writing stupor to come out on the other side with the incredibly banal observation that you like tumblr because you are at once invisible and also seen
#stop being so milquetoast you fucking moron#god grow some niche for the love of god#no not that kind put that kind back that kills people carl
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Just finished Jenna's route, got the good ending and now I see why everyone likes it so much. I literally feel giddy cause of how a lot of the characters got their chance to shine and all the while the plot keeps on track in a way that feels very natural and woven together. Just good writing that feels fulfilling, 10/10
My only complaint is that I want more of TJ. (can you tell who my favorite is?) Honestly, I wish they did with him what they did in Leo's route where you can tell that he's remembered the truth behind Sydney's death if you know the context already. Even if it would've been redundant, I feel it would've been better than him just kinda, standing there, in comparison to everyone else.
#also poor carl man. glad brian got ripped apart by a demon in this one though. very much deserved#anyway what I find so interesting about tj is how he repressed sydney's murder so hard that he can't remember chase killing him#I Love That Shit#very intriguing to me#so now I've just got flynn's route left. wish me luck y'all I've heard it's a doozy#echo vn#echo visual novel#tj hess#tj fans where you at? I need to find my people#phoenix prattles
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twd season 9 intro has no right going that fucking hard with the visuals
#twd liveblog#the like? tree glitching out when the birds fly off? sick as shit#also it's funny I haven't been interracting with the fandom WHATSOEVER up until about now#and it's really interesting to see what other people think vs what I think completely un-influenced by other fans#people reeaally don't like this show after season 5.#which is... like. I get it? it's *different* after alexandria.#but I really liked season 6 and I thought season 7 fucked#season 8 was a bit of a chore. that war went on for so. fucking. long. and they killed carl!#but season 9 so far? I'm liking it.#I miss the raw wildness of the earlier seasons but#I'm invested enough in the characters to watch them do whatever they do#also y'all. The farm was far more boring than alexandria. that was season 2.#I was invested in the sophia plot and them finding her in the barn was nuts#but then they just stayed there.. and watched Shane become progressively more insufferable.. and watched Daryl beat up some random hostage.
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Resisting the urge to say “Carl that kills people!” Every time someone else in my family does the laundry and doesn’t remove the lint from the lint trap in the dryer
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sometimes i'm laid out flat on my back by the memory of the school trip i took to germany and austria when i was 14/15 and when we visited mozart's geburtshaus we went on the computers there and watched llamas with hats on youtube. ah 2013. it was a different time.
#that kills people carl#liz.txt#like we had gone all the way from australia to austria. we were in the house where wolfgang amadeus mozart was born.#and we did that?
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do kids these days even know about "caaaarl that kills people"
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Caaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrl????
Okay yeah, redesigned into Archer, but now all I imagine is Archer's legal name being Carl. Which leads me to thinking of Llamas with Hats again. Which leads me to imagining someone being like "ARRRRRCHEEERRRR.... THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!!"
#WHO the FUCK is CARL???#☆ ‹ ʙᴀᴄᴋsᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴘᴀss › out of character#TBD.#{ I kept yelling CAAARRRRRLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE all day yesterday. }
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things i believe would put fred waterford into a coma;
McDonald's Sprite
Diva Cups
Golden Girls
PornHub being inaccessible in Texas
Tantra books or any book on sex positions
Meditation
The word 'bumfuzzle'
Amy Schumer Standup Routines
Pegging
Packers
Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler
Basically any Adam Sandler film
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HEHEHE got an acquaintance to play detroit become human with me. oh how joyful the terror caused by the narrative is to experience secondhand
#god bless parsec. this is so fun. even if there was a bit of lag#he's considering killing connor because of The Highway Scene teeeheeee i hope he does. i Have to see his reaction to the consequencies#i have to make more friends so i can play dbh with more people. and rainworld in the future hehehehehe#surprisingly went without much of a hitch as well. this is the opposite of usual. at least for back in the day#he kept commenting on 'intrusive thoughts' winning where there was a choice to do harm. like letting carl fall in markus' chapter#and that is so fun. had to reassure him we all thought of it. he thought markus would go down the stairs and carl left without him lolololo#dextxt
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