#but can i find a gf?? 🤗🤗
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angelliicc · 3 months ago
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i start school in 13 days and i have to finish a book i still havent read. im gonna jump
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the-anime-enthusiast · 5 months ago
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MHA CHARACTERS TYPES IN WOMEN
#1 Katsuki Bakugou
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KATSUKI BAKUGOU - PHYSICAL
He likes his women tall and strong (with a scary similar demeanor to his mother 😭). I'm talking 5'6 and up, might feel weird about dating someone taller than him, but the more the merrier⁉️ (I also bc he gets to be around 5'10 to 6ft whenever he finally finishes growing) 🙏
He FOR SURE fw chubby girls, like a lifter kind of chubby... Someone strong and with muscle but something on their bones other than skin yk?
For some this is unfortunate, be he would NEVER date a blonde 😭 He thinks it's creepy cuz he feels weird about dating someone blonde considering his mom's blonde too 😭 He wouldn't mind a darker, more honey blonde than anything, though 😌
He LOVES freckles and moles 😈 He questioned his sanity given Izuku has freckles whenever he found out he liked them, but always tries to keep it out of his mind cuz he'll get the heebie-jeebies again 😔 despite the intrusive thoughts, he loves to kiss them and point out how pretty they are everytime he gets the chance 🤗
He def has a thing for strong legs and a nice ass 🌚 BROS FS AN ASS MAN 😭 Loves just hugging you from behind and grabbing it, not even to be a perv it's just comforting in a weird way 😭🙏
He fw hips to 🙏😌 something to squeeze and kiss on when he's yk 😶‍🌫️ "downtown" 😶‍🌫️ following this he likes stretch marks too, rubbing them feeling the difference in texture on your skin 🤧
Going back to the strong legs 🙏 (and a lil on the chubby stuff) HE FW HEAVY ON THICK ANKLES it's so strange to him and makes him question whether he's sane or not, but he loves it. FS the weirdest thing he find attractive 🫡
He also appreciates some skull crushers 😈 Doesn't even have to be all muscles, just something squishy that's too big for his hand to wrap all the way around 😌
LOVES A BROWN EYED BADDIE ‼️ He loves the look of doe eyes staring up at him but the second your face relaxes and you look like a cold stone bitch he twitches a lil 🤭 (if yk what I mean) He can't get the gojo meme out of his head and gets the heebie-jeebies when looking into someone's blue eyes 😭😭 (monoma freaks him out))
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KATSUKI BAKUGOU - MENTAL
You know how he didn't hold back on Uraraka? 😈 Yeah, he likes women who can hold their own against him and honestly that's all he asks for. Ofc he has other standards but something about a strong woman who's just as hard headed as him, really gets him going 🌚
Given he's had to calm down since the war, he appreciates a little bit of feist in his partner, but also a side of them that can be sweet and just as doting as he is 🤭
One of the main points of the people he takes interest in, are that they feel safe around him. 🫶He wants someone who will just fall in his arms at the end of a long day ranting on about work into his neck as he just sits there and listens 🌹 (occasionally chiming in on your coworkers you don't like 😈 )...
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KATSUKI BAKUGOU - RANDOMS
He fucks with MUSICIANS HEAVVYYYYY 🎸🎶 You gonna bust out the guitar and strum along to his crazy good beats? HELL YEAH‼️ Maybe some bass to back him up? FUCK YEAH‼️ Gonna pull out your own sticks and out drum him?? DOUBLE FUCK YEAH ‼️Maybe even the clarinet to impress his dad? Hell. Motherfucking. Yeah. Any instrument and he's automatically impressed, he's learned from playing the drums just how much dedication and hard work goes into learning so he truly appreciates it 😈
LOVES FOODIES ‼️ "Hey babe I was thinking of trying that new katsu-" "You don't even have to ask" he replied dragging you to the car. He loves when people eat his food and compliment him on it (although he'll never admit it) so a GF WHO DOES THAT? SIGN HIM UP. 🎂
Low-key fucks with shy girls 😉 He loves outgoingness, don't get me wrong, but whenever they're behind closed doors and his gf gets all shy and scared to look into his eyes he practically melts (the thought of knowing that his gf feels the EXACT same way as him makes him puddy in your hands) 😈
PHYSICAL TOUCH ‼️GIFT GIVING ‼️ QUALITY TIME ‼️ HIS WEAKNESSES ‼️‼️When he can't find the words to tell you how he feels he'll use these to his advantage, hugging you from behind kissing your neck, bringing a lil Stuffie home for you when he knows your down, or just sitting in silence with your favorite TV show on 😌🙏 All that matters is that hes close to you or in your arms making you feel good when you otherwise cant 🫶
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THAT'S IT THANKYOU BYYEE 🫶🫶
these are some head cannons for da best boi bakugou bc he's been my fav character for 6 years and what better way to celebrate than curate a list of my fav head cannons for him 🫶
(lemme know who I should do next 😉)
OKAY NOW ACTUALLY BYE BYEEE 😍😍
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am-i-the-asshole-official · 9 months ago
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AITA for telling a guest his snowsuit was the trans pride flag?
okay so i work at a super popular ski resort in the midwest, and most of our clientele are white Straights. im like very obviously a tranny. there was one day that this guy came thru, his snow suit was black with the trans pride flag stripes all over it. he was sat in a gondola cabin with about 5 other men. he came by, and i was in a weird mood ig. i gushed over how "cute" his pride flag snow suit and "omg hun where can i get one🤗" and his friends just started going in on him. it was kinda gross to watch, but idk it felt satisfying? they continued to make fun of him relentlessly for the next 3 days, especially whenever they saw me "yooooo look he's still wearing it🤣how hilarious is that"
i know I just put that man thru about a week of hell, but it felt so perversely nice to get one over on a straight white man.
ive actually started doin in to everyone i see in pride flag colors (its a crazy high amount of people???), and like ill only "assume" that folks here are gay
ex: this guy lost his gf on the mountain, and he didnt say her gender so I was calling her "your partner", "oh I hope you can find them soon!", "omg i hope ur bf gets to you asap :(" and he seemed rather frustrated with me over that but like. fuck em?
so. am i the asshole for "assuming" everyone is queer even if its obvious they arent?
What are these acronyms?
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ethelcained · 7 months ago
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rosemary (matt sturniolo) ⛧°。🦇
they’re both twitch streamers.. planning on writing an actual fic soon so requests are deeply appreciated!! thank you so much for all of the love in my last post <333 it means the world ⭐️⭐️ let me know if you’d like me to turn this into a series (;
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777.starlem 🕯️🦇⋰ ⋱✮ streaming @ 6 pst!!
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aerichandesu star tat pic... you’re a fucking slut
777.starlem just say you want me…
salemywife … i want you 🤗
starboxed will aeri and hamzah stream with you?
hamzahthefantastic U find as he’ll i won’t u
777.starlem i’m gonna hurt you.
slushysalem RUN HAMZAH RUN
aerisgigi martin won’t let you
radvxz wanna kiss you 💋
777.starlem come here
pinkpantheress that fortnite buzzcut is no joke!!
nebruhska245 fr bruh
starstarstarzzz got my cut and came out bald
steve.lacy 😵‍💫😵‍💫
mayawinky gf
777.starlem 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩!!!
dvasdiva pls tell me you’re playing overwatch
sturniolo33luvr please don’t wish that upon us
radioheadenjoyer nah she better play fortnite
ariana_greenblatt the laptop??
777.starlem it’s old dumbass
kdagrande11 favourite sisters 🙏🙏
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matthew.sturniolo Streaming now 🍎🩹
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mattpugluvr My girl boner is through the roof
christophersturniolo Bing bang pow
fortniterizzlette69 what is bro even saying 😭
kda4lifesz literally
destinconrad nah fuck YOUR side
matthew.sturniolo WROOONG ❌❌❌
laufey333 someone tell nick his brother nd bf are fighting
taycroom69 i don’t think he cares tbh🫠
madisonbeer is it even safe to play fortnite
matthew.sturniolo We’re playing fall guys
ellamaebae NOT HIM BEING SCARED OF SALEM
snot Brudda
nicolassturniolo Going to eat you
frankoceanlover93 Me too fr
777.starlem oh..
matthew.sturniolo Oh?
salemariana33 ariana what r u doin here??
mattismymunch what happened to him never being able to step foot in mount olympus 😏🤣
fayewebnerd that was before she found out he was cute
beaszapinklvr 👀👀👀
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777.starlem texted my doctor n i was liek “haiiii :3 how much for 3 prozacs >////<” no reply back )))),:
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radvxz literally so babygirl
777.starlem thank u!!! ^^
christophersturniolo This pic so fucking tuff man
777.starlem on some real shit
sturnisalem777 ??????????
milesmoralestds this is crazy
salemluvrgirl ARE WE GONNA SLIDE PAST HER HANGING OUT WOTH THE TRIPLETS??????
mattisbbgprincess honestly i’m surprised they waited this long
ethelilysmrip she’s too cool for the triplets
salemsfortnitebf @ethelilysmrip are we talking about the same salem orrrrr??? that is the biggest loser
kdalol154 @salemsfortnitebf FR💀💀💀💀
solanamymomma33 i’m really just happy salem and solana are friends idrc ab anything else tbh 🤓
tylerdainventor real !!!! and when salem dates matt and they can both be sister in laws 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
salemermaid77 nah she’s for the girls
beabadoobeesbzz @salemermaid77 are we gonna ignore the tweet she accidentally posted two months ago orrrrrrr….
sarahsarahsarah @beabadoobeesbzz outta sight outta mind!!
ft.gioo smash
777.starlem 🔄🔄🔄👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
matthew.sturniolo Cutest scene girl
777.starlem SO YOU THINK IM CUTE 😨😨
444salemwifey FUCK ITS SPREADING
lilghettobitchesdatqueef @matthew.sturniolo SHES MINE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ you stay away from her
steve.lacy i am björk
solanaroan speak on it twin
mayawinky it’s true
destinconrad he be serenading me with hyperballad
novacane1728 What a intimidating group of losers
wewecroissant3333 real !! this is why i’m not surprised they’re all a group now.. losers just multiply together like mutants
redveil 👾👾
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streamerupdates Famous twitch streamers @777.starlem & @matthemunch are currently streaming together via twitch with other streamers!
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lesbian4salem INSAAAAAAAANE
deftonesdagoats i love how salem and solana are cussing chris and matt tf out and raging 💀😭
clairebeard23 meanwhile hamzah, maya, nick, david, aeri and gio are streaming escape evil drake tycoon on roblox
deftonesdagoats @clairebeard23 insane group of ppl😭😭
rosemary_ am i the only one feeling like a third wheel
deezfrankinuts nah but fr and it’s like i’m used to solana and chris being all googoogaga but matt and salem??? fml
salemluvraeri y’all think that in the last 6 months since #THAT tweet they’ve been…. maybe perhaps??👀👀👀
aeriteenagedirtbag @salemluvaeri Honestly prob cause like sum fishy going on and it’s not ur pussy
scenebitch222 @aeriteenagedirtbag BRO??????
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matthew.sturniolo One year with my vamp 🦇🩹
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777.starlem the sackboy to my domo 🧛🏻🫀🧛🏻‍♀️
matthew.sturniolo I love you sweetheart ❤️‍🩹
playboicartee999 ?????? SICKENING
777.starlem beat the radiohead no head allegations!!!
ethelcainsalem NO FUCKING WAY BRO JUST SAID THAT
peaches_heart3 never beating the loser allegations tho..
mothercain so is she a freak in nebraska?
777.starlem disappointed that you’re even asking this hayden.. like you KNOW that i am, freakys daughter and all 😒😒
pinkpantheress she really got you like ^_^ :3 >_<
matthew.sturniolo She has me going yahoo :3
semiz4llll 😭😭😭FUCK😭😭😭MY😭😭😭LIFE😭😭😭
vampluvr666 when loser pulls loser
sirjohn1738 gotta love this trope
sunnylevine moon x moon
ft.gioo proud of you gang
aerichandesu she’s still my girl btw..
777.starlem duh we’re already married 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
mattsbbgpook @matthew.sturniolo FIGHT BACK
nicolassturniolo 🧛🏻🧛🏻‍♀️
christophersturniolo Can’t make fun of u for being the single one anymore 😞
rip.brockhampton the only reason we didn’t think they were dating was bc this mf kept making fun of him for not being cuffed wtf
money_420 @rip.brockhampton Naaaah i always knew mf was way too geeked this year 💀 bro has been all “🫠☺️🥰”
ariana_greenblatt don’t you dare hurt my sister 🤬
matthew.sturniolo 🫡🫡🫡
tylermycreator my greenblatts ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
solanaroan CONGRATS FUCKERS
brentfaiyassfied sicko🤣🤣
oasisza222 can’t believe that silly fucking tweet is what brought them together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kalicoochies3 fr fr
dijondress_ i’m soooo drunk @mayawinky
mayawinky @dijondress_ pass
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misshoneyimhome · 6 months ago
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you’re interning with the maple leafs athletic training department after graduating university in the health field. you’re new to the city & don’t know anyone. ur quiet and only engage with players when spoken too. it’s obvious ur intelligent and very career driven. you have an independent vibe. it’s clear ur not impressed or starstruck by players, but not in a rude way its just u aren’t interested in hockey as a sport only the health aspect as it relates to ur career, so ur vibe gives off very much *professional only here to get paid*😂….anyway willy thought you were stunning initially,but he was caught off guard since ur not his usual type and don’t have the same physical or aesthetic look as any other gf/vibe in the league. ur appearance is very feminine but u dress streetwear tomboy. ur slim but with an hourglass build athletic legs /big butt. u have big long curly hair that u let flow wild and don’t wear makeup but ur skin glows and thick dark eyelashes /rosey lips are striking. its clear willy is not the only one that finds u intriguing bc he’s noticed few players act “different” when u come around -and he can tell they’re crushing on you. they’re harmlessly flirtatious with u but ur oblivious. he knows someone will ask u out soon. how do you think willy reacts? does he make a move? does he feel jealous? he hasn’t even had a chance to introduce himself, yet he’s seen other players find an excuse to interact with u. he knew he was interested but didn’t expect to have to act so soon. does chill willy feel like he has competition or nah? can you write something to add or finish the plot or just take this concept and create ur own magic 😅 i have the vision but definitely not the skill or outlet lmao
Absolutely, babe! So, this was more than just something and I definitely enjoyed it 🤍 You provided me with so much inspiration, and I hope I've managed to convey your vision at least to some extent 😉
Perhaps there's room for a sequel, but I also believe it stands strong on its own - either way, my wish is for you to enjoy it 🤗
Warnings; none, it's pure fluff 🌺 maybe some language, but nothing out of the ordinary;
Word count; 5K
Song inspiration; "Lovestoned/ I Think She Knows" by Justin Timberlake
Taglist; @couldawouldashoulda50 @findapenny @justwanderingbutneverlost
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She’s got me Lovestoned I William Nylander
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“She looks like a model Except she's got a little more ass Don't even bother Unless you've got that thing she likes I hope she's going home with me tonight”
Your heart raced with excitement as you followed your manager through the busy corridors of the Maple Leafs' training facility. The sound of skates scraping against the ice and the reverberation of pucks hitting the boards filled the atmosphere, adding to the tangible buzz of the surroundings.
Freshly graduated from university with a degree in the healthcare field, you had long imagined this moment. Securing an internship with the athletic training department of one of the most esteemed sports teams in the league was a dream come true – an opportunity to apply your expertise and knowledge in a practical environment.
As you strolled, you couldn't help but admire the cutting-edge facilities surrounding you. From the fully equipped gym to the medical treatment rooms, every aspect was crafted to ensure the players received optimal care and resources.
And your manager, sensing your admiration, offered you a warm smile. "Welcome to the team miss y/l/n," they said, their tone brimming with pride. "We're delighted to have you join us."
You reciprocated the smile, thankful for the chance and eager to demonstrate your abilities. This was your moment to establish yourself in the realm of sports medicine, to glean knowledge from the experts and contribute to the team's triumphs.
And as you continued to explore the facility, a surge of excitement pulsed through you. This marked merely the beginning of your journey with the Maple Leafs, and you were resolute in seizing every opportunity that lay ahead.
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As you settled into your role as an intern within both the Medical and Performance teams, your reserved and composed demeanour became apparent to those around you. You'd always been one to let your actions do the talking, and this remained unchanged in your new environment.
Focused and resolute, you approached each task with unwavering commitment; whether it involved aiding in rehabilitation exercises or conducting pre-season screenings, you handled each duty with precision and diligence.
While some might have mistaken your quiet nature for aloofness, those who took the time to understand you soon discovered there was more beneath the surface. You were intelligent, determined, and fiercely independent – a formidable presence in your own right.
Unlike many others in your position, you weren't swayed by the glamour of professional hockey. While you respected the sport and admired the players' athleticism, your focus lay solely on the health and well-being aspect, aligning with your career aspirations.
To you, the players were not celebrities to be idolised but individuals to be cared for – athletes whose welfare relied on your expertise. And you simply approached your responsibilities with professionalism and purpose, recognising the significance of your role in the team's success.
Yet, although you kept to yourself, speaking only, when necessary, your influence permeated the facility. Your dedication to excellence and the players' wellbeing garnered the respect and admiration of your colleagues. And as you delved deeper into your work, you found a profound sense of satisfaction, knowing you were making a meaningful impact on the athletes' lives and careers.
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As the first two weeks of your internship with the team flew by faster than you’d expected, you quickly became fully engrossed in the dynamic world of professional hockey. The days were a whirlwind of absorbing new information, making acquaintances with staff and players, and engaging in hands-on tasks that put your skills and knowledge to the test.
With the start of the regular hockey season on the horizon, the gravity of the job began to dawn on you. However, far from feeling daunted, you embraced the challenge with enthusiasm and resolve. This was the culmination of your training, the result of your hard work, and you were prepared to demonstrate your worth.
With each passing day, your confidence in your abilities grew, and you found your rhythm within the team. Yet, while your focus remained on your duties, you gradually began to forge connections with those around you, as the staff and players greeted you with open arms, fostering a sense of camaraderie that made it easy to acclimate to your new surroundings. Your initial intention to maintain a professional distance slowly faded, and you somehow found yourself drawn into the team's social dynamics.
As time went on, laughter and friendly banter became commonplace during the long hours spent with your colleagues, and before you knew it, you were joining in with the playful teasing.
"Come on, Lou," you chuckled. "Who's the trickiest player?" you quipped.
"I can’t say..." Louis Rojas, the Head Strength and Conditioning Coach, chuckled in response. "But there are certainly a few who need a gentle nudge when it comes to the rehabilitation aspect of training..." he winked. "And I won't name names, but it seems like the longer they've been on the team, the more inflated their ego becomes."
It was all good-natured banter, naturally. From your perspective, each player had their own unique traits, but you understood why – this was the results of their lifelong dream, pursued with sacrifices of social life and late nights for early morning training sessions and weekend games.
And despite the jests, you felt like you were part of a close-knit family among your peers.
Whether it was the late nights after a defeat or the shared jubilation following a hard-fought victory, every experience drew you nearer to your team. And when a player sustained an injury, regardless of how minor, you felt the weight of responsibility, knowing you played a vital role in the team's support structure.
Even the players, initially unfamiliar with your reserved nature, began to open up to you as they became more acquainted. Despite any unintentional distance, they valued your commitment and professionalism, gradually extending their trust and respect.
And as you navigated through the highs and lows of the hockey beginning of the season alongside your newfound comrades, you couldn't help but sense a feeling of belonging – a realisation that, despite any initial hesitations, you were precisely where you were meant to be.
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“She shuts the room down The way she walks and causes a fuss The baddest in town She's flawless like some uncut ice I hope she's going home with me tonight”
As the months went by, more players gradually began to get to know your personality a bit better, noticing the subtle sparks you unintentionally ignited. And one player, in particular, found himself increasingly drawn to you.
William Nylander hadn't anticipated this turn of events, being entirely focused on his career and having his best season yet. However, as the young Swedish forward observed you carrying out your duties with quiet resolve, he couldn't ignore the growing sense of curiosity that stirred within him. Unlike the typical women he encountered in the hockey world, you possessed a unique charm and allure that captured his attention from the outset.
Your appearance defied convention, blending elements of femininity with a distinctive streetwear tomboy aesthetic. Your slender yet athletic figure, accentuated by your hourglass figure, toned legs, and shapely posterior, intrigued him in a way he hadn't expected.
Your long, untamed curls flowed down your back, framing your face in a halo of natural beauty. And though you opted for minimal makeup, your natural radiance shone through, with thick, dark eyelashes framing your captivating eyes and rosy lips that seemed to beckon him. Yet, it wasn't solely your physical attributes that intrigued him – it was your confident and graceful demeanour, your unapologetic embrace of your individuality.
To William, you represented a refreshing departure from the predictable stereotypes usually found in the hockey world. He found himself drawn to your authenticity, your refusal to conform to societal norms. And as he observed you navigate the challenges of your role with quiet determination, he couldn't shake the feeling that there was far more to you than met the eye.
Yet, amidst his desirable interest, he couldn't help but think of how you might respond to his actions and thoughts. Would you reciprocate his attention, or would you maintain your professional composure, unaware of the impact you had on those around you?
Only time held the answer, but one thing was clear—William was determined to find out. And one day, he resolved to take action and initiate a conversation.
"Hey there, I'm Willy," he introduced himself, flashing his trademark smirk as he encountered you in the physio room shortly after a session where the performance team had discussed nutritious foods and home recipe ideas.
And as you tidied up the materials from the presentation, a soft chuckle escaped you. "Yes, I'm aware," you replied with a gentle smile.
"You are?" he inquired, a small hint of surprise in his tone.
"Well, of course," you chuckled once more, a mischievous glimmer in your eye as you neatly arranged the papers. "It's part of my job - I'm familiar with all of you, including your current physical condition and medical histories."
William couldn't contain his amusement at your response, his smirk broadening as he let out a soft chuckle. It wasn't often that someone managed to catch him off guard, but there was something about your effortless confidence that intrigued him.
"Ah, so you've been doing your homework on me, eh?" he teased, leaning casually against the nearby equipment rack with a playful glint in his eye.
"You could say that," you retorted with a grin, a touch of mischief flickering in your gaze. "But don't worry, your secrets are safe with me."
William smiled, a sense of warmth enveloping him at your relaxed banter. "Well, in that case, I hope it's all just good stuff," he quipped, flashing you a charming smile, his eyes gleaming with genuine interest.
"Oh, absolutely," you replied, feigning innocence. "Only the finest gossip about your impeccable physique and stellar health habits."
William laughed, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "Well, I'm relieved to hear I've made such an impression," he joked, his smirk widening as he leaned in a little closer, a newfound sense of connection sparking between you.
And as the conversation flowed, the playful banter between you and William felt effortless, each exchange infused with light-hearted humour and genuine warmth. Despite starting off as acquaintances, it was evident that this spontaneous encounter held the promise of something more, leaving a sense of anticipation lingering in the air like a whisper of exciting possibilities.
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As the first few months progressed, William couldn't help but notice the subtle shifts in dynamics whenever you were present. He observed how other players' demeanours changed, becoming more animated and flirtatious when you entered the room. And despite your apparent obliviousness to their advances, William couldn't shake the twinge of jealousy gnawing at him.
As it was, your responsibilities extended beyond mere observation and monitoring of the players' physical and mental well-being; at times, you were also required to engage with them physically. Whether it involved carrying out a soft massage to their legs or backs, aiding with stretches, or similar activities with the purpose of facilitating their recovery, ensuring the were swiftly back on their feet was part of your role.
And truth be told, when a young, attractive woman like yourself interacted closely with young men, some of whom were not in committed relationships, their minds often wandered. And consequently, comments occasionally slipped out, their mouths moving faster than their rational thoughts.
"You know, you can press harder, I can handle it."
"We could continue this session later, when it's more private."
"Your touch is amazing – it's really doing wonders... anything else you're good at?"
To you, these remarks seemed harmless, playful, and merely part of the camaraderie. You were accustomed to the tone, unaffected by it, and accepted it as part of the team dynamic, which was likely why the management allowed you to work in such close proximity to the players.
However, for William, these comments carried a weightier significance.
For some time now, William had been trying to forge a closer connection with you, seizing any opportunity to get to know you better amidst the limited time available. Yet, despite his efforts, you simply remained a staff member while he was a hockey player under your care. And he wasn't the only one deserving of your attention. Your professional interest extended to all the players, regardless of their role on the team, and it appeared that some others were making rather direct attempts at flirting.
A part of him had hoped for more time to cultivate a deeper bond with you before making a move. However, with each passing day, he felt the pressure mounting as he observed other players finding excuses to engage with you.
Despite his typically relaxed demeanour, the young Swede found himself torn between maintaining his composure and the urge to stake his claim before someone else did. It was an unfamiliar sensation; one he hadn't felt before. Usually, it would be the women vying for his attention. But you were different. You exuded nothing but a sense of calm, confidence, and independence that simply captivated him.
And as he deliberated his options, William realised that he needed to take action, to seize the moment before it slipped away.
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"And now I walk around without a care She's got me hooked It just ain't fair, but I... I'm love stoned and I could swear That she knows"
Fortunately for William, an opportunity presented itself one evening, and he was determined not to let it slip by. It was a typical Wednesday training session, with a match scheduled for the following day, and during the ice time, he inadvertently made a small movement, aggravating his existing back injury.
While not severe, the coaching staff still insisted on him being checked before the upcoming game. And luckily, you were still at the facilities, having just finished up a report when he entered the medical treatment room.
"Hey y/n," he greeted softly, walking with a slight crook in his step, the pain from his lower back evident.
"Hey William, what's up?" you asked, noticing his discomfort. "Is everything okay?" you inquired, concern evident in your voice.
"Just call me Willy," he smiled. "But um... yeah, I sort of did something... I mean... Kniesy tackled me, and now I can feel it in my back..." he explained with a light chuckle.
"Well, how about you undress a bit, and then we can take a closer look at it?" you suggested with a sweet smile, to which he simply nodded.
"Usually, I take the girls out before they ask me to strip," he cheekily remarked as he began to undress before you.
Raising a brow, you flashed him a grin and a questioning look. "Do you really?"
This was the type of banter that most of the players appreciated about you. You weren't afraid to push boundaries and test their comfort zones.
"Maybe not," William admitted with a chuckle as he stood in front of you, only the physio table separating you, in nothing but his short shorts before you directed him to lie face down.
"Well, at least you admit it," you replied softly, surprising yourself by engaging in a more personal conversation than usual. "Most guys just act like they couldn't care less."
William was slightly taken aback by your candidness. While you'd shared conversations where you got to know each other better, you hadn't delved into deeper opinions before.
"Why wouldn't I care?" William smiled as he shifted his head to the side, meeting your gaze as you stood beside the table. "I mean, she's still a person, right?"
"I don't know, I'm just saying what most guys do," you replied.
"Well, maybe I'm not like most guys," William retorted, his wink adding to his cheekiness.
His comment took you by surprise, causing you to pause for a moment. Though you hadn't exactly considered any of the players as close friends or thought about them in a romantic way, there was something about this Swede that suddenly had you reconsidering.
Was he flirting with you?
No, you dismissed the thought. You were definitely not his type, or any of the players for that matter. After all, you were just there to help maintain their health so they could perform at their best.
Yet, as you thought about it, you couldn't deny that most of the players were indeed attractive. And given that you'd seen most of them in various stages of undress, you knew what they looked like from head to toe.
And you probably couldn't deny the allure of the players. Each had their own charm – some were sweet and kind, while others were more playful and cheekier. Yet, none of them displayed any meanness or cruelty. Even Reaves, who often projected a rough and tough exterior, revealed a tender side when speaking about his family. In fact, most of the players with families exhibited a similar dichotomy. Despite their tough demeanour on the ice, they were remarkably different behind the scenes.
Then there were the younger players, some single, some in relationships, all equally playful and lacking a certain level of maturity. However, you found their antics amusing and entertaining. Perhaps only Woll, the sweetheart of the team, was less inclined towards playful banter, but lively, nonetheless.
And despite your bit of familiarity with these players on a personal level by now, they remained nothing more than the team you were tasked with caring for and supporting as needed.
So, pushing aside any lingering thoughts, you focused your attention on the player's bare back, beginning to apply pressure to his tender muscles to locate the sore spot.
"How's this?" you inquired in your professional tone.
"It's good, but maybe you need to go a bit lower... that's where the pain is worst," William responded, the cheekiness in his voice fading as he sensed your seriousness.
And as you continued to massage his back, applying pressure to different muscle groups before focusing on his lower back, a few minutes passed.
"Here?" you asked, indicating the area.
William nodded lightly, then hesitated, feeling a twinge of awkwardness as he tried to pinpoint the exact location of his discomfort.
"Uh, yes, but..." he cleared his throat. "Maybe even lower..."
You sensed his slight nervousness, understanding what he was hinting at. Yet, you remained professional, knowing exactly how to address his injury and provide appropriate care.
"Willy, are you referring to your sciatic area?" you asked.
"What's that?" he chuckled.
"Well, it's one of the largest nerves in the body, extending from your lower back down each leg," you explained, smiling even though he couldn't see it.
"Oh, so, uh..." he trailed off, unsure how to ask, and you couldn't help but chuckle lightly, maintaining your professional demeanour.
“It means I'll have to massage your glute - as in your bum. It's one of the largest muscles where the nerve runs behind, but it seems like yours is cramping a little, pressing onto the nerve, which causes the pain."
William understood your explanation, and a smirk crossed his face as he imagined your perspective on his ass at that moment.
"Well, I suppose there's nothing else to do but for you to go ahead," he chuckled lightly.
Sensing his slightly cheeky demeanour once again, you aimed to bring the situation back to a professional tone.
"Willy, it's nothing sensual. And believe me, it's probably a lot more painful than pleasant," you reassured him.
"I think I can handle it," he replied with a cocky smile.
"We'll see about that."
And with his understanding, you went ahead and placed your elbow onto his cheek and started to circle it in order to loosen up the cramp muscle.
“Shit!” William exclaimed as he suddenly felt the pain course through his body.
One thing in particular that you’d become known for amongst the players, was that you were rather strong compared to your size. And you didn’t hold back when you knew that their injuries required force. 
“Told you it wasn’t pleasant.” You grinned softly, as you continued to massage his cheek. 
And as more minutes went by, William’s deep grunts only grew more incoherent and out of breath. He was nothing but sore, yet as you released your arm from his body, he felt a newfound release washing over him. As if your massage had healing powers, the pain slowly faded into nothing, and he didn’t feel the twinge in his lower back any longer. 
“Fuck…” he let out a deep sigh as he caught his breath.
“Need a minute, Nylander?” you mocked playfully and flashed him a grin as your eyes met with his.
“Maybe…” he softly admitted, still a little numb from the intense feeling you had caused him. 
“That’s good, that means it’s working.” 
You turned around to remove your latex gloves, and as your turned back, William slowly rose and turned to his side to face you, feeling a wave of gratitude wash over him. Despite the discomfort of the massage, he recognised its necessity and appreciated your expertise.
"Thanks, y/n," he said sincerely, meeting your gaze as you turned back to face him.
"You're welcome, Willy," you replied with a warm smile, appreciating his gratitude.
A moment of silence followed as you both remained still, and the tension of the massage easing away. Then, suddenly, William's expression softened, and he cleared his throat, as if preparing to speak.
"Listen, y/n, I... uh... I just wanted to ask..." he trailed off, his cheeks colouring slightly.
You raised an eyebrow, curious about what he was trying to express. "Yes?" you prompted gently.
But before William could continue, the door to the physio room swung open, and one of the team trainers entered, interrupting the moment.
"Hey, William, everything okay? I heard you were having some trouble with your back," Dean inquired, concern evident in his voice.
"Yeah, I'm fine now, thanks to y/n," William replied, shooting you a grateful look.
Dean nodded, then turned to you with a smile. "Thanks for taking care of him, y/n. We appreciate it." 
You nodded in acknowledgment, though you couldn't hide the slight disappointment you felt at the interruption, before he swiftly left the room again. However, William's reassuring smile lifted your spirits, sparking a sense of excitement within you. Perhaps there was more to his earlier words than you had initially thought.
And as William watched you, a surge of determination coursed through him. This was his moment, his opportunity to finally express what had been on his mind for so long. So, with a deep breath, he pushed himself up to sit, his gaze unwavering as he met yours. The lingering soreness in his back served as a reminder of your expertise and the connection they shared.
"So, this is it?" he asked, his voice soft yet filled with anticipation, a hint of vulnerability peeking through his confident facade.
"Well, for now," you replied with a smile. "But we'll need to keep an eye on you to ensure it doesn't happen again like that. Cramps like these often come back." You found yourself unintentionally delving into the details of the injury, your passion for health and well-being shining through. "And, um... it's good to have someone who understands the injury to provide follow-up care," you concluded, realising you had been speaking more than intended. "Sorry, I'm rambling," you added with a sincere smile.
But William simply chuckled softly, finding your passion endearing as you spoke about the injury. He couldn't tear his gaze away from you, captivated by both your expertise and your beauty. 
"Anyway, we should probably get back," you suggested softly, your friendly smile causing a flutter in William's heart. 
But he didn't want this moment to end, not yet. Summoning his usual confidence, William spoke before he could second-guess himself. "Y/n, do you want to go out with me?" he asked, the words tumbling out faster than he could skate.
You didn't quite catch his words over the echoing noise of the hallways. "Pardon?" you asked, turning to face him, curiosity flickering in your eyes.
Taking a deep breath, William tried again. "I mean, since you've already massaged my ass... I was just thinking... maybe you want to go out with me... sometime?"
His question caught you off guard, leaving you momentarily stunned. Frozen in your position, you struggled to process the unexpected turn of events.
“Willy…” you started, unsure of how to respond. Could you go out with him, a player for the team you worked for? Had you overlooked any contractual restrictions regarding such situations?
Truth be told, you hadn't paid much attention to those details before, as they didn't seem relevant at the time. Yet here you were, faced with an unexpected situation.
As you hesitated, William sensed your uncertainty, a twinge of fear for rejection creeping into his mind. Had he overstepped the boundaries? Perhaps he had misread the signals or been too presumptuous. Chiding himself internally, he realised that charming you and engaging in physical contact were not enough to win your affections. You were different, and he needed to find a way to impress you.
"I mean," he interjected, attempting to ease the tension he had created. "I just know that, uhm, some of the other guys were, you know, thinking about asking you the same... so," he sighed, "Just thought I'd try and beat them to it," he added with a nervous chuckle, rubbing the back of his neck.
Your confusion deepened at his explanation, feeling overwhelmed by the revelation. "Oh... wait, what?" you exclaimed, your mind racing at the thought of other players potentially having similar intentions.
You were baffled. Did the players talk about you when you weren’t there?
"You didn't know?" William looked at you, equally surprised, as his teammates hadn’t exactly been subtle in their flirting.
"Well, do I look like someone who knew?" you quipped, attempting to flash a crooked smile, causing William to simply let out a small laugh.
“Come on, they’ve all been flirting with you!” he chuckled.
“They have?”
“Yeah,” he smiled. “Well, now you know.”
You needed a moment to process it all. As you contemplated how to navigate this unexpected revelation, feeling unable to simply ignore it and return to your usual routine, you gazed at the Swede before you.
“But... why?”
Again, William laughed. “What do you mean why? Come on, y/n – you’re good-looking, funny, smart, and most of all, you don’t seem desperate or starstruck whenever you're around us,” he explained.
“Why would I be that?” you simply asked.
“Well, a lot of girls are, I mean, we’re hockey players,” William grinned confidently.
“Oh wow, please work on that self-confidence of yours,” you rolled your eyes as you crossed your arms. “Seriously, I don’t get why women would just throw themselves at your feet… you’re just… humans.”
“Well, they do,” William laughed again, his confident smirk still in place. “But I guess that’s just what we all like about you... that you don’t...”
“Hmm, I suppose I don’t,” you attempted a smile, still uncertain how to react to it all.
There was another moment of silence as the two of you simply stood before each other, your thoughts still swirling. However, as William hadn’t received a clear response, he let out a soft chuckle and decided to press on.
“So, do you?”
“Huh?” you blinked a few times, slowly returning to reality.
“Do you want to go out with me?” he chuckled once more. “Just for a coffee or something?”
He seemed genuinely serious about this, didn’t he? You thought. As you gazed into his deep ocean blue eyes, you couldn’t ignore the unexpected attraction you suddenly felt towards him. It might have been there for a while, but amidst your own musings, you hadn’t paid it much attention.
“Well, wouldn’t it be inappropriate?” you asked softly, still maintaining your professional demeanour despite the stirrings of emotion within you. But William simply shrugged in response.
“I don’t know… I mean, I guess in a way…” he let out a small sigh. “I just didn’t want to miss the chance, you know, in case you did want to…”
Once again, there was a lingering moment in the air. You couldn’t deny the temptation, given that you were, in fact, single, and had been missing a man’s touch ever since you’d focused so much on your internship. But a part of you felt like it would be wrong.
In a way, you worked for William. You couldn’t go out with him. What if it didn’t go well, and he’d hurt you or vice versa? Then it would just be awkward seeing each other every day. Or what if it went too well, but the management wouldn’t approve of it, and both of you would end up being hurt?
Your thoughts raced at a high speed, causing you to lightly gasp for air. Yet, your train of thoughts was interrupted by the door swinging open again and this time Lou entered.
“Oh hey,” he smiled. “You guys all done in here?”
“Yeah sorry, we just chatted,” William explained casually, as you remained frozen in position. “I better go.”
And as he left the room and Lou started to talk to you, you suddenly felt a wave of disappointment wash over you. Watching William leave with your indirect rejection of his proposal suddenly caused you to feel a sense of unease, perhaps making you realise that there was something more to it all.
Then as you realised you hadn’t heard a single word of what Lou had said, you excused yourself and hurriedly followed the Swedish player.
“Hey, Willy,” you called after him, causing him to halt and turn around. Trying to maintain your composure, you met him halfway and flashed him a sweet smile. “I suppose coffee wouldn’t be too bad,” you spoke softly, earning a smile from the taller player.
“Well then, I guess I’ll buy you a cup whenever there’s time,” he chuckled lightly, feeling a sense of relief.
“I’ll look forward to it,” you said with a soft smile, then turned around and forced yourself to refocus on work.
And as you walked away, William couldn’t help but bite his lip as he thought proudly about being the first to ask you out and your positive response. Finally, he could acknowledge all the emotions he’d been feeling for a while, and perhaps, just perhaps, you felt the same for him.
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sage-green-matcha · 1 year ago
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OBSESSED - ETHAN LANDRY 📸 💋
So obsessed with him it’s gross
<3
<3
<3
• being so grossly obsessed with Ethan you wanna make out with him 24/7
• he finds your obsessiveness cute
• you go psycho when any girl looks at him
• super jealous
• you’re like a little puppy doing whatever he tells you to do just cause you love him so much
• always touching him
• buying him cute little shirts all the time
• when he acts shy and dorky you can’t help but smile at his performances
• you’d defend him on the internet, saying he’s innocent because he is 🥺
• when Mindy picks on him you always defend him
• the friend group always jokes that you’d kill for him. You definitely would
• he helps you study but you can’t focus because of how cute he is
• you probably got matching “I love my gf/bf” tee shirts
• his name is carved into your bedpost
• pulling him into a kiss with the collar of his shirts
• you can’t believe that he wants you, you worship him like a god
• you love feeling his hair through your hands
• acts of service is your calling, being there for whatever he needs
• making his appointments for him, going with him too
• dates at the park only to sneak off under the bridge and make out
DIRT 💋
• you want him inside you all the time
• you love it when he presses a knife against your throat
• so much dirty texting, sending nudes out of nowhere just cause ur a tease
• letting him suck on your tits, jerking him off between them
• you’ll look at pictures of him on your phone and fuck yourself to his smile
• fingering yourself in front of him
• you’ll call him while getting off, hearing his laughs and his voice make you cum
• he can do the tiniest things and it’ll turn you on
• you’d let him fuck you with the handle of his knife
• after he comes back from an attack you just wanna rip the robe off and fuck. Thinking about him getting revenge is so fucking hot
• pulling his hair, scratching his back and just grabbing for him while you make out, eager to turn it into something more 
• his whimpers and moans are addicting
• flashing him cause you think it’s cute
• sitting on his lap and moving around on his bulge
• overstimulating him till he cries, begging you to stop
• placing hickeys all over him so girls know he’s taken
• his lips taste so good, you never wanna pull away
• never wanting him to pull out, you always let him cum inside of you
• starting dumb arguments just for the make up sex
• you’d let him control your vibrator, he’d have so much fun watching you collapse without even having to touch you
• helpless victim role play
• when you two are done he stays inside of you while you cuddle, occasionally moving up and down leading to another round
• rubbing his cum all over your tits
• crying with his cock in your mouth, but you love every second of it
• shoving him inside of you, wanting to feel every vein against your walls
• definitely has a folder with pictures of you with cum on your face
This is me writing down all my gross thoughts 🤗No but I’m so obsessed with him it’s insane…😭
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vrmxlho · 2 years ago
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-ˏˋ ur socials as isagi’s gf ˊˎ-
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yn: hello? 911? someone's burning down my fucking kitchen
tagged: isagi_11
isagi_11: nobody appreciates me here
↳ 666666: yeah lol
↳ isagi_11: nagi pls get a fucking life, like please i'm begging you
↳ yn: stop fighting under my post or i'll cut your throats 🥰
megsbachira: how do you tag people?
megsbachira: ik y'all are seeing this guys how the fuck do i tag people?
itoshi_rin: please get this off my feed
↳ yn: you don't need to comment on every single one of my posts 😒
↳ itoshi_rin: what can i say, i like spreading hate
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yn: bros tryna photobomb my dog's fucking photoshoot ☹️☹️
tagged: isagi_11
megsbachira: can you just send me a screen recording of you tagging ppl i need to know 😐
isagi_11: i MADE the photoshoot
↳ yn: don't lie love 😞
chigiri: i'm not a big fan of the photo ngl
↳ yn: sorry to disappoint, i blame it all on yoi***
↳ chigiri: yeah don't let that happen again
↳ isagi_11: booo 👎👎
mikage: when did y'all get a dog???
↳ yn: it's been like two years????
↳ isagi_11: reo you deadass bought it's collar 😭😭
↳ mikage: i don't remember all my purchases 💀
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isagi_11: SHE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM LMAOOO
tagged: yn
yn: why would you say such a thing
yn: THIS IS DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER DO YOU KNOW HOW HARMFUL THAT IS?
↳ isagi_11: no, but you could tell me over dinner 😉
↳ yn: i don't ever wanna be near you ever again
↳ isagi_11: ramen?
↳ yn: mmm ok, but only because i'm a very generous and charitable person 😒
↳ isagi_11: i just think you have a crush on me 🤭
↳ yn: more lies 😥
megsbachira: what if you taught me how to tag people 🥺🥺🥺
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yn: my one and only <33
tagged: isagi_11
isagi_11: me n you @fifa
↳ yn: is that so? 🤔
↳ 666666: YEAH GET HIS ASS!!
↳ isagi_11: jokes yk 🤗🤗🤣🤣
↳ yn: what if we jokingly break up 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂
↳ isagi_11: LOLLL 😭😭😭😭
↳ isagi_11: please don’t
megsbachira: he **will** be your one and only once i remove you from my life 😐
↳ yn: megs what’s gotten into you ☹️☹️
↳ megsbachira: JUST TEACH ME HOW TO TAG MY GOD ITS BEEN MONTHS
↳ yn: just press “tagged people” before you post and then add them 😭😭😭
↳ megsbachira: oh, it was that easy…
↳ megsbachira: thanks
↳ yn: 😭😭
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isagi_11: happy birthday angel i love you so so much, i have searched dictionaries to find words to describe how i feel yet the only conclusion i’ve come to is that it’s indescribable
p.s. thank you prada for making this dress so easy to rip off ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
tagged: yn
yn: my poor dress ☹️
↳ isagi_11: i’ll get you another one
↳ yn: 💕💞🫶❤️💗💖
666666: TMI!!!!
yn: you’re so cute
↳ isagi_11: no you <333
↳ eggod: please stfu 😭😭
↳ yn: eita kys
↳ eggod: no you <333 🥺🥺
itoshirin: which poet did you steal this from?
↳ isagi_11: nicki minaj
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royallyprincesslilly · 1 year ago
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Title: Plus Baby Makes Three {One-Shot}**
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Title: Plus Baby Makes Three {One-Shot} **
Lewis Hamilton x GF Reader
Words: 5.8k
Warning: Mild Angst, Fluff, Fun & Games, NSFW, Mild Breeding Kink, Preggo talk, Preggo Prank, Preggo Fic, Crude Language, Dirty Talk
Summary: It was supposed to be a retaliation prank. A simple, easy prank to get back at Lewis for the one he’d pulled on you months before. You didn’t expect it to turn out like this.
As always, thank you for reading.
If you enjoyed this, please, LIKE, COMMENT, REBLOG!!
***NOT Edited/Proofread***
Your entire relationship with Lewis had been a never-ending frat party. You enjoyed the same pastimes, including video games, nature, traveling, and pranks.
Hell, your relationship had started on a prank you'd done to your friends pretending to be in the middle of getting it in when they walked in. Everyone's reactions were the same "finally". You both were speechless as they all confessed they knew it was a matter of time before you saw the sparks and finally did something about it.
After admitting it was all a prank you were alone later that night when your first kiss happened. That torpedoed into your first night together. Hence beginning a beautiful, fun, and stress-free relationship
Now 3 years later, things were still going strong. You pranked each other often, a few of those pranks playing out through social media.
Everyone loved your relationship even the diehard Lewis thirsters who wanted him for themselves. They saw how happy he was with you and how unproblematic you were and fell in line to support you.
It had been a while since you pranked him and you could tell he'd lowered his guard. You’d spent weeks laying the groundwork. Weeks dropping hints and playing up faux symptoms and your period symptoms just to make this an easy sell.
You decided this would be a perfect thing to record so set up your filming equipment that you used for your gaming streams and makeup vlogs then got yourself ready.
"You are evil for this."
Snorting, you dropped onto your back and cackled.
"It’s not that bad."
"Not that bad? Y/N he is going to flip. I just don’t know what, a table or himself."
You laughed some more. Your best friend, Zoe was right. It was really 50/50 how this would go. You suspected it would be on the flipping-a-table side though. You hesitated momentarily, wondering if you should reformulate and try again. However, within seconds you committed.
You attached the ultrasound picture that you'd gotten from a lesser-known pregnancy website and edited with an arrow pointing to the blip of an embryo. You’d inserted a few words onto the picture.
"Little Hamilton says hello and can’t wait to meet you guys".
After scanning the picture again for typos and to make sure it all looked good, you started on your caption.
"What are you going to write?"
"Short and sweet right? Anything extra will be suspicious. Let's see. Ummm...ooh I know."
You began and read it aloud as you typed.
"I wanted you guys to find out at the same time as @lewishamilton. Omgg guys 🥺. I am so excited.🤗 Thank you @lewishamilton for this incredible gift. I love you more than words can say and am so happy and honored to be on this journey with you. Can't wait to meet you baby Hamilton. You are already loved so much.❤️🤰🏽👶🏽🍼 #babyhamilton2024 #surprisewerepregnant #bunintheoven
#babybyhamilton
#heshotupmyclub
#sunsoutbutthisbunisstillcooking #filledwithlove #coming2024
"Oh my god. The world is going to lose their shit," Zoe said.
"The world? He's gonna lose his shit. And---posted."
You turned your notification sound all the way up then placed your phone beside you and picked up the TV remote.
"Ready? Let’s see how far we get."
You pressed play on the movie you guys had selected on Prime and settled in. Before the movie had even gotten past the black screen, your notifications went blaring one after the other at rapid fire.
"Holy shit, your bestie squealed.
By the time the opening credits showed up, your phone began chiming with texts.
"Oh my god, barely 2 minutes. Is it Lewis?"
You looked while being very careful not to go into the messages. You wanted to play this very calm, cool, and collected. Sure enough, there was Lewis' name with the circled number indicating how many unread messages remained, increasing with each second.
"Oh my god. He is flipping out I bet."
You put it down and cackled. It was no use playing the movie because with the rapid-fire sounds from your phone, it would be impossible to pay attention. You didn’t click into Lewis' messages and instead read what showed up in the preview.
MSG Lewis: Why aren’t you answering your texts? Baby? You just posted that no way you walked away from your phone. Are you okay?
You snorted then went into IG to look at your post. It already was well into the hundred thousands of likes. The 4th comment, Lewis', had you pinching your lips.
"@y/nthaunicorn what?! This isn’t the kind of thing you post on social before telling me.
You giggled and continued reading the comments replying to him with congratulations and you’re going to be an amazing dad. The number of #mercedesbaby and #babygoatcoming hashtags only made you roll more.
The man was going to learn today that his last prank was too far. He'd canceled your appointment with your OBGYN and had one of your friends pretend to be you to make your appointment as a pre-pregnancy appointment with the intention to conceive.
Lo' and behold, when you’d gone to the appointment you were confused why your doctor was going over your estrogen and progesterone levels and checking the placement of your uterus. When she mentioned that you were in good health and should have no problems conceiving, you nearly passed out.
You tried to tell her you had no intentions of planning a pregnancy but she took it as you getting cold feet to which she then spent a lot of time trying to soothe your “fears”. When you went home with prenatal vitamins and a calendar on your best days for conception Lewis played along saying he was on board if you really wanted a baby.
He was so supportive about it that he freaked you out. He kept the ruse going so long that while you made love that night his whole dirty talk was about putting a baby in you. It was a slight turn on which shocked you because babies weren’t a topic you'd spent a lot of time talking about. For the most part, it took you off guard.
The following morning over breakfast was when he came clean. The way he cackled and ran around the house clearly pleased with himself was so over the top that you silently vowed revenge. You would make him rue the day.
Today was his retribution.
Your phone rang and Lewis' name appeared on your screen. You chortled and stared at the camera as it rang out. The man it feels good to be a gangster sound played in your head while your face evilly smirked. Seconds later, a message from him came in.
MSG Lewis: Why aren’t you answering your phone?
MSG Lewis: Are you okay?
MSG Lewis: Is this real? Are you being for real?
MSG Lewis: Did your IG get hacked?
MSG Lewis: Y/N!
Another call came in and again it was him. Zoe laughed loudly as she wiggled her legs in the air.
"He is losing his shit!”
MSG Lewis: Y/N. Jesus Christ. You're killing me. Pick up the phone baby.
You snorted. He was realizing assertiveness was not going to win. Now he was trying sugar.
MSG Lewis: Sweetheart. Are you pregnant? Is that why you've been sick lately?
MSG Lewis: Why you've been feeling so bloated?
MSG Lewis: Your boobs!😮 Oh shit. Why aren’t you answering?🥴
His texts came in one after the other each one more and more panicked. You just sat back and let him make his descent.
Placing another guac and salsa dipped chip into your mouth, you read the previews of his messages.
MSG Lewis: A baby? Our baby. Oh my god.😳
Your phone rang again, and again you let it ring out. A few minutes later, you got the notification of a voicemail. Once you hit play on the message, his voice came in and you and your bestie listened in.
"Y/N, I don’t know why you’re not picking up and it’s freaking me out a little. You know how I feel when I can't reach you, especially after what happened that last time.”
At that, you perked up because he’d nearly had a panic attack the last time he couldn’t reach you and it was because some paps were chasing you in your car nearly making you crash. He’d had to show up at the police station dropping everything. The pause in the message made you get ready to swipe to your phone app, but then he continued.
“I thought about it for a while and figured maybe you’re afraid to talk to me. Maybe you’re scared that I’m going to be angry or disappointed by the news. Maybe you think I’ll tell you to terminate or that I'm not ready. I thought about it and I wish I was there with you right now instead of halfway across the fucking world. Fuck.”
His sighed in a hefty huff.
“I wish I could hug you and hold your hand and tell you while looking into your eyes that it's going to be okay and that I’m not angry. I’m not disappointed.”
Your brows rose. He wasn’t, you questioned.
“I’m surprised, yes. So fucking surprised. I didn’t think this would happen and never really thought about the possibility of it happening which is so stupid because we don't use condoms. Like at all. I’m shooting your club up every day, multiple times a day. Why wouldn’t it be possible?”
You pinched your lips as your friend gave you a look that said she wasn’t surprised how y’all got down. You rubbed your brow to avoid her side-eye. It wasn’t that you were ashamed. You weren’t it was just embarrassing. You took a few sips from your cherry limeade and continued listening.
“Uggh, I’m rambling. I'm not mad and I wish you’d pick up the phone and let me tell you that plus how much I love you and want this."
A spray of cherry limeade shot from your mouth through the air, "What!!”
You bolted up in shock with wide eyes and a racing heart.
"A baby. Our baby. A piece of you and me. We didn't plan this, but we've been given this soul for a reason, and I am going to welcome and love them with everything I have. I’m going to be there 100 percent. You’re not in this alone, you have me. Call me, please. I love you so much."
Your eyes were wide. Had you heard him right? Was he actually happy about this? Your head snapped to your friend who was also wide-eyed.
“Well shit, plot twist!”
“Was he--.”
“Happy? Yep.”
“Did he say--.”
“He wanted this? Oh yeah.”
You went over the message in your head again.
“Was he--.”
“The sweetest and cutest about it? Yes. Oh my god, Y/N.”
You played the message again and listened to it in its entirety. You didn’t stop at once, or twice. You listened over 5 times but each time you were still flabbergasted by his words.
“Oh my god.”
“Well look on the bright side—he’d never be one of those asshole deadbeat celebs trying to make their girl get rid of a baby they helped create.”
“Why does he want this? Why isn’t he mad? We haven’t really talked about kids. This is so out the blue?”
“You want him to be mad?”
You paused and thought about it. Any other answer besides no was ridiculous. This was an ideal reaction if the situation was real. This was how every man should react to an unplanned pregnancy. He was being major goals right now and it made your heart swell with love and pride.
Your notifications went off some more and you checked them to find some of his fellow F1 drivers commenting about the news. They all were sweet and thoughtful, which made you think again about this prank.
“Shit. How do I tell him it was a prank now?”
Zoe laughed loudly. “I suggest starting with apology head then let him shoot your club up for real and voila baby.”
You smacked her across her stomach while kissing your teeth.
“Be for real.”
“I’m being as for real as your man is.”
A text notification came in then.
MSG Lewis: The jet will be landing in a few hours. It’s not planned but come see me this weekend. I really want to be close to you right now.
“Oh my god.”
Your friend laughed again as she teased you about your prank gone completely wrong.
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Just as he’d said, Lewis’ jet arrived 4 hours after he’d texted. The call from the pilot came at nearly midnight. You were packed and ready for the weekend with a possible week’s extension, but you were also still debating how you were going to make this right. He thought he was going to be a father and that prospect had him in his feelings. You felt horrible.
MSG Lewis: Did the pilot call?
You’d replied to his text after the message about spending the weekend with him because you knew staying quiet longer would make him more anxious. You were messed up, but you weren’t cruel.
MSG: Yeah. Guess I’ll see you in a few.
MSG Lewis: Don’t be scared. Everything’s going to be all right. I love you.
“Uugh. I’m an asshole,” you said, hanging your head.
The chauffeured car took 40 minutes to get to the airfield and the whole time you tried to come up with a way to easily let him down. If he had been angry you would have been obnoxious with it and laughed in his face, but seeing how sweet he was about it there was no way you could now.
Of course, the flight to Barcelona didn’t take long. The pilot even had the audacity to cut what was a 2-hour and 20-minute flight to just 2 hours flat. The nerve! The whole flight your nerves toiled which made your stomach uneasy. Nothing helped, not ginger ale, 7-up, Sprite, cranberry juice, tea, nor sports drinks. You suspected it was your anxiety manifesting in an upset stomach, so you didn’t stress the flight attendant with helping ease it.
Now it was 3am Barcelona time and you were steadily approaching the penthouse that Lewis was staying in. The closer you got the more nervous you got. When the car began to slow down in front of a cute building with adorable Verona-style balconies you groaned. It was time to face the music. The driver unloaded your bags and helped you inside to the door. As he was about to ring the bell you stopped him and told him you could take it from there.
Once you were alone in front of the door you took a few breaths and tried to get control over your nerves. Before you could ring the bell though, the door opened and there stood Lewis in a white sleeveless T-shirt and grey sweat shorts. Instantly you pouted and waited for him to speak first.
“C’mere,” Lewis said holding open his arms for you.
Without hesitation you rushed into his arms and allowed him to hold you.
“It’s okay,” he whispered as he stepped back into the penthouse taking you with him.
He lifted you off your feet and carried you inside. When he placed you down on a soft couch, he kissed your forehead.
“I’ll be right back.”
Lewis disappeared for a few minutes. You assumed he was bringing in your luggage and rolling them into the bedroom. By the time he came back, you still had no idea what to say. He kneeled in front of you and lifted your chin.
“I’m glad you’re here. I missed you.”
Your stomach churned then and you clasped your hands over your mouth while gagging.
“What’s wrong?”
You pointed to your throat, and he got it instantly. Lewis rushed through the halls showing you to the bathroom. Dropping to your knees, you allowed every drink you’d consumed on the flight to empty into the toilet. As you retched Lewis dipped beside you and rubbed your back like the perfectly sweet man he was. It only intensified your “you ain’t shit” feeling and you began crying.
“What? What’s wrong? It’s okay.”
“I’m sorry.”
“No baby. Don’t say that. It’s not your fault. It’s okay. There’s nothing to be sorry for. It’s a baby, a blessing. Not the end of the world.”
You cried more and repeated your sorries. It was all you could get out. You remained on your knees in front of the toilet vomiting with Lewis rubbing your back and whispering soft words to you promising everything would be just fine. After, he got you in the tub and washed your body for you as you relaxed against him. He rubbed every knot out of your muscle, massaged every tension from your scalp, while making your skin gleam and glow.
When he got you in bed he topped it all off with a body massage from head to toe. You didn’t deserve it at all. When you laid on his chest, you tried to find the words.
“Lewis,” you began with a meek voice.
“Princess.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Stop apologizing. I don’t know when along the line of our relationship you got the impression that I was some asshole who would be angry about something like that. I’m not,” he assured.
“You’re not an asshole. I’m the asshole.”
Lewis rolled over to peer into your eyes. “What?”
“How? Why?”
“I—I lied,” you quietly finished.
“Lied? About what?”
“The baby.”
You watched worry and fear wash over his face.
“What do you mean?”
“It—it was supposed to be a prank.”
Lewis rushed a breath out then dropped on his back to stare at the ceiling.
“It was supposed to be payback for your last prank on me with my OB appointment. I didn’t expect you to take it like this. I thought you’d be mad and freak out a little. I didn’t think that you—want it.”
He was so quiet and so unreadable right now you worried he was really hurt.
“I’m sorry baby. I feel like shit now. I didn’t mean to--.”
“So you’re not pregnant.”
“No,” you quietly replied.
Lewis scoffed, covered his face. “Wow.”
“I know. I’m sorry.”
“Wow. Wow. Wow. I was really—I truly—jeez.”
He sat up and stared out into the darkness. You didn’t know how to make this better. You could sense his disappointment, sense his hurt that it wasn’t real. You were speechless and so confused about how long he’d been secretly wanting a baby. Right now didn’t feel like the right time to inquire though.
“Okay. You got me.”
You leaned forward to study his face. “That’s it?”
“Yeah. You got me. I really thought you were pregnant, especially with the way you’ve been acting the last few weeks. Ha! Good one.”
“You’re not angry?”
“Angry that you had the balls to prank me like this or angry that you’re not pregnant?”
You thought about it for a quick minute. “Both.”
Even he looked to think about it. “I’m not angry about the prank. I'd been wondering what you’d do to get me back, but I let my guard down. It was a good prank, ballsy, especially putting it on social but it was good,” he explained.
“And the other?”
“I wouldn’t say I’m angry you’re not pregnant. I’m—disappointed. I should be relieved because as you know our lives right now are chaotic. You with your business, me, and F1. Adding a baby in now would be nuts.”
You heard a but. “But?”
Lewis chewed the inside of his mouth for a few moments then he laid back down. “But the longer I sat with it and thought about what it meant the more I wanted it. I wasn’t mad, or freaking out for the most part, I was relieved it was with you.”
Your heart melted. You rolled on top of him and splayed yourself across his chest. “I’m sorry baby.”
Lewis wrapped his arms around you and traced his fingertips up and down your bare spine.
“How do you feel about a baby—our baby?”
You thought about it for a few moments dividing points into pro and con columns in your head.
“I understand what you’re saying. Our lives are hectic right now. You just signed a contract extension with Mercedes which means more racing, more time away from home. My lingerie line has been blowing up and I just opened a second store location. Things will only get more and more hectic.”
“I want us both to be present,” Lewis added.
“Yeah.”
A contemplative silence filled the room. Both of you were lost in your own thoughts.
“Do you want to have a baby with me, though?”
Your head popped up meeting Lewis’ eyes.
“Only you. No one else.”
A smile slowly spread across Lewis’ lips.
“Only you, no one else,” he repeated.
You kissed him gently and that kiss intensified within seconds. Soon your hands were pushing down Lewis’ shorts with urgency needing to get closer. You were already bare for him, but he needed to catch up. Once his shorts were rumpled at the foot of the bed, you straddled his hips and lowered yourself on his ready and waiting member.
Both of you sighed out in unison relishing the pleasure you only found in each other. As you slowly rocked back and forth on him, Lewis’ hands gripped your hips helping you move. Bit by bit he picked up the pace taking full control of the way your body moved. Back and forth, round and round, up and down.
When you began bouncing on him, Lewis abandoned your hips to cup your breasts. His moans filled the room as his eyes drank in every inch of you. In no time, you felt your orgasm creep up on you. Lewis flipped you onto your back, placed your ankle on his shoulder then took over. That was the final push to send you over the edge.
“Fuuuuck!”
“Mmm!”
Lewis brought your other leg to join the first then held you off the bed as he flicked his hips forward with such force the bed jerked giving the craftmanship a run for its money.
“Yes, baby. Right there!”
“Yeah right there? Like this?”
He slowed his moves, then pulled out fully only to slam his hips into you filling you to capacity. Every time he did it you yelped unable to control yourself.
“Like that?”
“Yes!”
“Mmm, I’m going to fill this sweet little pussy up. You’re gonna be so fucking full of me you can’t walk.”
Lewis ground his hips against you making you feel how impossibly deep he was. Instinctively, you pressed against his abs hoping to keep him at bay, however, he wasn’t having it. Lewis dropped your legs, hovered over you then began rocking into you in the most artful way. His body rocked, ebbed, flowed, rolled, and torpedoed you into yet another release.
As you clenched around him, Lewis groaned.
“So fucking tight. You loving this dick baby?”
“Yes, I love your dick baby. Fuck me.”
“Fuck you’re gonna make me cum, you’re so beautiful when you take this dick.”
You cupped your breasts, holding them out like ripe fruit for him. Lewis dipped down and bit down on your nipple making you wetter than ever.
“Fuuuuuck!”
Lewis lowered his lips to your ear as he fucked into you. “You’d look so fucking pretty with my baby in you. Makes me want to fill this tight cunt up.”
“Fill me, baby. I want your hot cum, I want it now," you whined.
Lewis locked eyes with you just as his hand wrapped around your throat. Rolling your eyes to the back of your head, you let him use you as he wanted.
“You want me to cum deep in this pretty pussy?”
Yes!”
“You’re gonna keep every fucking drop, right where I put it.”
“Fuck Lewis, I’m gonna cum.”
“Cum with me princess.”
His thrusts sped until you were seeing stars and rainbows. It was an impossibility, but it was what you saw. Your moans matched, desires synced and desperation for one another took over. Lewis flicked his hips forward then came so hard and so deep his grunts were all you heard as he released stream after stream. Your body broke out into shivers at the thought of him intentionally trying to knock you up.
Lewis pulled back and dropped his attention between your legs. Slowly he pulled out only to shove himself back inside. It was like he was trying to keep every single drop of himself inside of your body.
“Fuck baby, this pussy looks so good with me dripping out.”
“How good?”
“So good I’m gonna fill you again.”
With that, Lewis crashed his lips to yours and in seconds round two had begun. You felt sorry for him tomorrow because he would be useless with how little sleep he would have gotten. He didn’t seem bothered in the least though. His only thought was fucking you into oblivion until he’d planted a seed.
The next afternoon, you woke alone with a note on Lewis’ pillow.
“See you on the paddock. Love you.”
You sat up and a sea of nausea filled you. Quickly you ran to the bathroom and heaved the contents of your stomach into the toilet. For the life of you, you couldn’t understand what was going on. You’d confessed about the prank you weren’t anxious anymore. Why were you sick? Could it have been jet lag? You’d never experienced nausea with jet lag before and the flight was only 2 hours long. As you went through the possibilities, you continued to heave.
After 20 or so minutes, you got back into bed with your phone and began googling reasons for nausea when first waking. You’d barely put your head on the pillow before the first result popped up. The result had you bolting upward with wide eyes.
“No fucking way.”
You kept scrolling but your mind still lingered on the first result. You thought back over the last weeks to a month trying to debunk it. You’d only made it a few seconds before your eyes widened even more. You swiped open your love tracker and scanned through the last few weeks. There were so many red colored in boxes, that signified every day you’d been intimate, throughout the month you began to panic.
“No way. Right?”
You sprang out of bed and hurried to get dressed. As you did, you tried to find the closest drugstore. In record time you found yourself in the back of the chauffeured car that Lewis had left behind for you to get to the racing grounds. As the car zipped through traffic, your brain was going almost as fast as a Mercedes race car. You were afraid to put your hat in any basket because you just didn't know what was going on.
With your dark sunglasses on and one of Lewis’ bucket hats tipped low, you dipped inside the store and did a once around the store to be sure no one had recognized or noticed you. You then walked in the general vicinity of where those items rested. If you were a NASCAR driver and this was a pit stop, you would have been the fastest back on the track. In less than 5 minutes you were back in the car and headed back to the penthouse.
Soon you sat in the bathroom at the edge of the huge porcelain tub staring at the 14 boxes of pregnancy tests. You couldn't decide on which one, so you bought 2 of every brand, 5 from brands you knew and the other 2 from unheard-of probably local brands. With a large juiced vegetable and fruit blend in hand, you attempted to finish it off. Since you'd returned another bout of nausea hit you that took nearly 30 minutes to pass.
Right now you were stalling. You had to pee so you could easily take them but it was the thought that crippled you. Right now the unknown felt like a comforting place to be. In 10 or so minutes you would either be disappointed or happy. You were in Lewis' shoes in reverse.
You sighed, guzzled the rest of the juice, then slammed it on the sink counter as a wave of determination filled you.
“Okay, Okay, okay. I got this. I got this. I got this!”
You grabbed the disposable mouthwash cup then tackled it head-on. Once you’d finished and ripped open every bod, you dripped the tips into the cup and laid them all out on the counter. You’d told yourself to sit right back on the edge of the tub, but your legs would not obey. So, you paced the room. Back and forth, back, and forth, round and round, corner to corner, wall to wall.
By the time your phone went off indicating time was up, you were perched on the porcelain tub staring out to nothing thinking of everything. You remained there for a minute more trying to control your breathing then you stood and approached the mess of tests on the counter in organized chaos.
Hyping yourself, you took the first up and stared at the window. Your breath hitched and you moved to take another test up. Glancing at it, you were met with the same answer. You sifted through the tests, taking them up, looking at the results, and moving to the next. You checked once, then twice and every single one of them mirrored back one collective and cohesive—positive.
“Plot fucking twist,” you said.
Your phone sounded making you open your messages to see Lewis’ name.
MSG Lewis: Feeling better?
You scoffed. His timing was impeccable. You took another calming breath before you replied.
MSG: Not much but I’m okay.
MSG Lewis: Still throwing up?
MSG: Here and there.
MSG Lewis: You can stay in bed today. I’ll see you after.
MSG: Not a chance. I’ll be there. Wouldn’t want to miss your P1.
MSG Lewis: Don’t push yourself.
MSG: Says the man who only got like an hour of sleep because he kept pushing for round after round.
MSG Lewis: Wasn’t much pushing needed. You know I can go for days.
You couldn’t help but chuckle. He was always cocky; it didn’t matter about what. You stepped back and took a picture of all the tests making sure a few showed the results then you began getting yourself ready.
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By the time you got to the racing grounds, it was packed. With two of Lewis’ guards flanking your left and right, you walked through saying hello to the drivers, waving at faces you knew, and taking some footage for your socials. You even had some approach you to congratulate you on the pregnancy. It tripped you up for a second because you’d just found out but then you remembered your prank that had gone wrong and was not right back on track. Every time someone came up and said it you couldn’t help but giggle. It was all so ironic.
Once you made it to Mercedes, the crew saw you first. They began clapping and as you approached. When you were close enough many of them patted you on the back as they expressed their happiness over the news.
“Our first Mercedes driver baby. Congratulations.”
“Uh, thank—you.”
You smiled and tipped your head at the others who were smiling from ear to ear. Toto approached with a grin.
“Such great news, Y/N. You and Lewis are going to be amazing parents. You can count on Suzie and me up for babysitting.”
You nervouisly giggled. “I think we’ll hold you to that.”
“Eh-em.”
To the left Lewis approached with his brow crooked.
“There he is, the soon to be dad.”
He looked evidently uncomfortable as he stood beside you.
“About that," Lewis began.
“He’s going to be such an amazing dad,” you said while staring at him.
The two of you stood there staring at one another. You in complete love and adoration of him, and he in utter confusion. Gradually everyone took the hint and went back to what they were doing before you got there.
“What’re—what’re you doing? Shouldn’t you be telling them it was all a prank?”
“Maybe that’s how it started but—we’re past that now.”
“What do you mean?”
You laced your fingers with his then smiled.
“I—I’m pregnant.”
Lewis looked even more confused.
“What? Is this about last night? I’m sure it’s too soon to be--."
You snorted as you rolled your eyes. “Seriously?”
“What? You said it wasn’t real.”
“It wasn’t, not then. Or maybe it was but I didn’t know. You didn’t put a baby in me last night. There was already one in me. I got sick again this morning and that made me look back into some things on my calendars which had me taking 14 pregnancy tests and they are all positive.”
Lewis’s eyes widened.
“What?”
You nodded. “Yeah. I’m pregnant.”
“For real, for real?”
“So for real for real.”
Lewis looked down to your stomach area, then to your face. He smiled before he lifted you into the air. You laughed as he spun you around. Your combined laughter brought the attention of nearly everyone around you.
“Oh my god. We’re having a baby?”
He put you down then peered into your eyes. “Yep.”
He snorted then laughed heartily. “What a fucking plot twist.”
“Right! oh my god.”
The two of you cackled together before he kissed you, not caring who was watching. When his hand cupped your backside you squealed.
“Behave.”
“Not a chance. I can’t believe I put a baby in you.”
“Me neither.”
“Are you happy?”
You smiled and nodded. “Very.”
The way he smiled back at you made your heart swell. You were sure you looked like fools in love giggling with each other like idiots but neither of you cared. Lewis cupped your cheek and then softly caressed your skin.
“You and me.”
You took his other hand and put it on your stomach.
“Plus baby makes three. And with Roscoe--.”
“Makes a home,” Lewis finished.
A stray tear rolled down your cheek, but Lewis’ thumb flicked it away then kissed the spot it once laid.
The news must have been what he needed because a few hours later he stood on that podium claiming that P1. You beamed at him while you tenderly held your nonexistent bump, feeling closer to him than ever before.
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latenighttalkinqwp · 5 months ago
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Hi, could u write trackstar!fem x juju? Maybe smut ?
juju 💖🥰✨💘🌞
sorry i took forever but here you go anon 🤗
juju watkins x trackstar!gf headcannons
• she definitely tries her best to come to all of your meets, indoor and outdoor!
• if you mostly do running events, she will constantly be asking to race to ‘see who is faster’
• for the throwing girlies, she always pushes you in the gym to be the best you can to get ready for the meets !!
• if you do one of the field events, long jump, high hump, or pole vault, she will always like measure how far you jump or raise the bar for you!!
• i can see her loving to do your hair some unique way for every meet ( so it’s easier to find you amongst everyone! )
• your number1 supporter, she has your awards scattered throughout the house :,)
nsfw!
• she definitely gives off soft dom energy..idk why.
• i feel like she lovessss talking dirty. like sometimes you just have to take a moment to collect yourself because of something she texted you from the bleachers about your track uniform.
• definitely uses her long fingers to her advantage. like bless…
• she definitelyyyy has a thing for hickeys,, dosent matter if they are on her or she puts them on you they literally are one of her biggest weaknesses
• idk how to explain it but like her eyes…she definitely eyefucks you 24/7
- thank you for reading all the way through! 💖
- this took me forever to write 😔 i also am horrible at writing anything smut related so im so sorry if this was horrible 🙏🏾
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lvrsparadise · 1 year ago
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can u do matt x anemic gf fic? like whenever she stands up she almost passes out and just like a bunch of fluff of him taking care of her with her anemia 🤗
'FUZZY' - M.S
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Synopsis - "Woah there, getting fuzzy, aren't we?"
Warnings! - Short and sweet :)
A/N - I actually love this so much. Anon you have an amazing mind.
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I drop my phone next to me, suddenly feeling hungry.
I sigh and stand up, but I stumble, and my vision goes blank and fuzzy.
I then feel hands on my back, holding me up from falling.
"Woah there, getting fuzzy, aren't we?" I hear Matt chuckle as I regain my balance and squeeze my eyes shut to rid the fuzziness.
I open them again to see Matt smiling, and I smile back.
"Thanks."
He kisses my forehead, and his hands drop back to his sides.
"Of course. Anything to keep from damaging your pretty face."
"Oh, come on! Go be all cute somewhere else!" Chris groans out and I laugh as I walk into the kitchen.
I rummage through their cabinets before finding the snack I want and standing at the counter eating it.
Matt's arms snake around my waist and he rests his cheek on my shoulder.
"Oh, now you're just doing it on purpose!"
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deluweil · 2 years ago
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Something I keep noticing, when Buck talks about former dates he had, he rarely specify the gender.
We can see it in several places over the years, but the one most noticeable is here,
Eddie is trying to get a hold of Felisa Valdez to give her her bracelet back, but keeps hitting a wall.
Bobby asks him if he didn't say he'd call her agent, and Eddie replied:
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Then Buck goes:
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He doesn't specify the gender of the agent or says anything that hints on a personal note, not she, or he, not she/he told me.
They - as in there is something I am not willing to talk about.
They never call back - called me back, told me they don't call back, I observed that this is their pattern of behavior.
It's not specified. It's not personal. It was lightly teasing and a way to make Eddie feel comforted in this frustrating situation.
It's also careful, because as past experience shows, Eddie is never thrilled talking about Buck's love life that doesn't involve him.
They rarely talked about Abby, the never talked about Ali, Eddie hated Taylor at first sight, and he was barely attentive when Buck complained about Veronica for the 0.2 seconds they were seeing each other.
Consciously or unconsciously, Buck is aware of it and keeps it light and helpful and I love him for it.
Eddie's response to Buck’s retort is interesting, too.
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There's a dissatisfied nod, whether it's about his situation or the reminder of Eddie not being Buck’s first (😉). It's a face we've seen before, almost always when Buck’s former gfs come up in conversation.
In season 1, in the full moon episode, there is always a follow up question to Buck’s knowledge of certain things, mostly from Bobby, like how did he know a certain pose in yoga, or how did he know about the tape warm.
Even then, Buck's reply to the yoga pose question was that he dated like 100 yoga instructors, lol. Still, there was no specification of gender. But Bobby's question was always out of morbid curiosity met with amusement, Hen too.
Not Eddie, he doesn't ask, and never likes it when the subject of Buck’s exes comes up.
I find it incredibly cute and amusing to no end. 🤗🤗
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softguarnere · 1 year ago
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Hiii!! Hope you're doing well ~ I was wondering, what do you think Dick Winters would be like with a gf that's a ray of sunshine? Just always telling him she loves him and doing little things to brighten his day? I just recently watched BoB and I have in fact fallen for Winters 🫠 thank you and have a great day!! 💕
Hi Anon! Thanks so much for the request - and for your patience 🤗 I wrote these for nurse!reader, so I hope that's okay
Okay, so I definitely feel like Dick's response would definitely depend on what phase of the war y'all are in
So, you and Winters meet for the first time in England. He sees you and the other nurses at an aid station and notices your smile straight away
Things are getting pretty serious as everyone prepares for the invasion. He's not looking for romance, because no one knows what's going to happen during war. And unlike many of the men in his company, he's not about to start something that he can't see through
BUT he really enjoys finding excuses to come to the aid station to chat with you. Your sunny personality is a bright spot even on his most stressful days, and he always looks forward to your chats.
As he gets to know you, he finds that you're very sweet and upbeat, which is such a chance of pace from the personality's of most of the people that he's met so far
Sometimes when he visits you, the two of you slip away to talk, and you break out a chocolate bar that you've snuck out of the rations. You always offer it to him, and he splits it with you. As the two of you eat the shared chocolate, he can't help but wonder what might have happened between the two of you under different circumstances
And he doesn't leave you empty handed! Don't tell Sobel, but he may or may not have used his status as an officer to help you and your fellow nurses get the supplies you need
During the war, the two of you keep up a steady correspondence. Nixon can always tell when Dick has gotten a letter from you, because he can't stop smiling at the pages in his hands as he reads them
Even though you're miles away, he feels closer to you than almost anyone, as the letters become a way for the two of you to vent your frustrations, but also to connect with someone that you have so much in common with
Near the end of the war, somewhere in Germany, the two of you finally get stationed in the same place, and it's like something just clicks
The war is almost over, and it doesn't feel like there's the same reason to be cautious anymore. After all, you've made it this far - it's looking like you're going to make it to the end of this thing
People would notice a change, for sure. Dick smiling to himself, even when you're not around, for example
And let's be real - you're almost always around, because now that you're stationed in the same place, the two of you basically become inseparable
But the way this man would get flustered whenever he's near you! The first time you tell him that you love him he thinks his soul might ascend right then and there because he's so happy
If your letters were a bright spot in his days before, getting to see you every day is like living in an endless summer
He loves your smile. He's absolutely obsessed with it. He constantly surprises you with flowers and surprises, just so he can see that happy look on your face
. . . and it makes him realize that he wants to see it forever and always
One night after the war, back in the states, you ask him how he knew that he was in love with you
"It's easy," he replies. "You were like the sunshine on a cloudy day. Everything just felt . . . easy when you were around. I knew I wanted to feel that way forever."
You lean over, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. "I don't think I could ever be anything but happy with you." You flash him a smile. "So I guess you're stuck with this smile forever."
He caresses your cheek, smiling himself. "That's the best fate I could have asked for."
Thanks for the request, Anon, and I hope you like these!
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cutie-lumi · 6 months ago
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I just want to say that as a lesbian, I really really do appreciate and love your art, I can’t emphasize it enough. I love that your femstars is more than just changing the characters gender to you, and that you put a lot of love and effort to the characters and their designs too. I also really love your natsumugi because you put love into it too, and we can tell that you love them a lot. :,) I really do like that you put effort into them and put your own lesbian twist on them and make them into honestly characters I see myself in 😭 it’s so hard to find that representation you give us, especially drawing strap on lesbians hellooo? Plus, I am a short brat like Natsume and wish I had a Tsumugi like the way you make her BFKAHDKSHD I don’t know… I just want you to know that your work is so loved, and I hope one day to commission you :,) I hope you have an amazing day
WAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART!!! 🥺🥺🥺💞💓💗💖💘 I'm beyond grateful that you love my art and that I've been able to create something that resonates with you!! It means the world to me that you appreciate the effort and love I put into my specialest girlies, especially fem!tmnt and my femstars designs 🥺💝 i love adding my own little twist to them, esp when it comes to their outfit designs!! you've probably noticed by now that most of my redesigns include puffy skirts, and thats bc i just. I JUST LOVE PUFFY SKIRTS OKAY!!!! THEY'RE CUTE AND RLLY FUN TO DRAW !!! As a femme lesbian myself, I have to admit that I have a soft spot for drawing cute fem gay girlies, so i'm glad you see yourself in the way I draw them!! 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ SKGJDFLKJG WHO WOULDNT WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE FEM!MUGI AS THEIR GF, RIGHT?????? im sure you'll find your irl mugi gf someday😤😤😤💞💞💞 UE UEU EUEU THANK U SM AGAIN!!! 🥺💗 Sending you heaps of love and positivity right back ❣️hope you have an amazing day as well 🤗💖💖💖
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k1llang3lz · 1 year ago
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Hey bestie did you miss me
Can I request reader writing a love letter to angie yonaga and then losing it on the way and being super stressed about it, but then like two hours later angie finds their love letter and reads it and then she accepts the confession and then they kiss:) male reader ofc.
(Sorry if this was too complicated omg)
OMG STOPPPP GIRL IDK IF U STILL ON HERE HEY GIRLLLL ( this req was from 2022 jesusss ) AIIIIII IMA GET TO MY JOB.. ima make it gender neutral cuz i have a biggy crush on angie
Dear Angie , .. ( angie yonaga x gn!reader )
how do i write a letter again?.. oh right
you were writing a letter to your childhood best friend angie , who knew it would be this hard to write something you’ve been keeping to yourself all these years
you think about all the memories you’ve had with her , damn aren’t you so lucky to have someone like her in ur life .. jesus ur so caught up in the moment all you’re thoughts are on the letter already
well it’s time to give it to her , BROOOO WHERE DID UR BUS GO?? you check you’re phone and go to the app where it checks how long it takes for the next bus .. 2 HOURS?? WHERE YOU LIVE , IN A RANCH GANG????
you not waiting in allat , you can just walk to her house anyway.. its just 20 minutes away! .. and its raining .. andd weren’t you just holding something? yes the letter .. wheres your bag? yk that you put the letter in .. oh you didn’t bring a bag .. and you held the letter in your hand this whole time.
NOW THE LETTERS GONE . AND GUESS WHAT YOU NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU WERE 2 MINS AWAY FROM ANGIES PLACE. calling you the ultimate unlucky student..
you poured your heart out on that letter and its gone..you were finally ready to tell angie how you feel. how you feel when your eyes interlocked , how you felt when she fixed your hair or clothes , how you felt when you stayed at her house late nights , how you felt when she sculpted you . you were inlove , you ARE inlove. but all that information gone now and she wont know unless you tell her.
whatever , you spent all last night and all this morning writing it . you’re already infront of her house anyways. devastated , you text her to open her door.
“ y/n !! oh i was just about to call youu , i wanted to take a walk with you like a nature walk ! atua thinks its great for motivation and gratifying the world we live in 🤗🤗 “
you couldnt help but stare into her eyes .. you were lost in love , drunk in love , she looks so perfect right now..
“ that would be nice ang , alr lets go “
guess where you guys are walking , BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM , AND WHERE THE LETTER IS !!!! 😤😤😋😋🤪🤪🫱🏻‍🫲🏿🫱🏻‍🫲🏿
angie stops mid-walking.. “ do you feel that? that energy .. love energy! its from under this bench , ”
you really love her .. but wtf is she on abou- OH MY DAYS ITS YOUR LETTER !!!! 😛😛
she reads it blah blah
“ y/n , you wrote this ? ”
u stunned asl .. “ haha uhhh haha uhhhh 😅🥲😀 “
“ oh thank atua ! .. y/n i’ve felt like this for a long time .. i never knew you felt the same way ! “
oh my days . and you didn’t know this before. you could’ve done something before like man this is why you gotta thi-
“ angie . i want you to be my girlfriend , i’ve thought about telling you for a long time but i’ve wouldn’t have thought you felt the same wa- “
she pulls you in and kisses you 🫠🫠
BLAH BLAH SHE YR GF YALL HAPPY LITTLE CUTIES IM SO TIRED GNNNN
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fa-by · 1 year ago
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Hiiii babies and dear Anons 👋🏼🤗. I'm back with a new Q&A post. Those who follow me already know that I haven't been well for quite some time now, and therefore also know that this is the reason for my delays in posting 😭.
Oh and, I apologize again to those Anons of the songs' analysis 😅. They're not even in this post 😅. Please forgive me guys 🙏🏼. Analysis are long and it was a mess to even post this between work and my bad health 😭. I'll make sure to have them ready for the next Q&A though. Sorry again 🙏🏼.
Now let's move on directly to the answers. Enjoy 🙃.
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Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. Thank you so much 🤗 and yeah, of course you can DM me. I never appear to be online, but you can write to me whenever you want. I'll answer you as soon as I can 😉.
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You can find the answer in the last ask https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/717423115134779392/hi-to-you-too-dear-anon-and-thank-you-very. Have a great day too, Anon.
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I'm slowly getting better, Anon. I hope you're doing well.
Sorry, but the answer hasn't changed. In case you didn't see it in that post: ---please, please, please guys, don’t ask me to tell you the sites because I won’t. I don’t want any problems.
In addition I can only tell you that many sites get shut down or changed (or both) over the years, especially with the too much word-of-mouth. So I'm sorry but you have to find them on your own. Like I said, I don't want any problems.
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Hiiii to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄 and I hope you're having a beautiful day too.
As for your question, I'm sorry, my dear 🥺. I'm so so sorry, but I don't understand what you're asking me. I really tried 😅 and forgive me 🙏🏼 but I just didn't understand. Could you please formulate the question better or give me an example?
Again, I'm sorry, I really am 😭.
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Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. My girlfriend and I aren't having much luck with health lately 😅, especially me 😅😅, but I hope you are (healthy) 🙃.
To answer your question, no. All In My Feelings screams Camila in every letter 🤣😜.
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Hello to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. A little better, you?
And nope. I personally disagree with that theory I saw around a long time ago. That is Mila's point of view for me.
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Hey to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. Thank you so much for your kind words and rest assured that I'll say hi from you to my gf live since she'll be staying here with me for 2 months 🥳.
About your question, I would very much love to help you and solve your doubts, believe me, but I'm sorry I don't know how 😅 because I don't have a specific context. Mila has been to Spain a looot of times, so if you could tell me specifically when and send me the pics of the phrases maybe, just maybe I might be able to help you 😄.
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Good morning to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. This good morning I don't know why I swear but it's so new and refreshing, I love it 😍! Thank you, my dear Anon 🤩.
Anyway, the answer to your question is: on purpose of course 🤣.
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Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. I'm sorry, my dear, but you must have me confused with someone else because I never said anything like that.
I hope you're having a beautiful day too 😄.
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Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄 and thanks, I'm trying. Short summary on the Camren songs you say? Okay, I'll do as I did with Prelude.
All In My Feelings: 2014
Always Love: 2016
Trust Issues: 2017
The One: 2018
My dear, who said I can't do the analysis?
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Hi to you too, dear Anon 👋🏼😄. I'm sorry I can't be as present as before, but shouldn't you be happy that, even if not always, I'm here? Focus on the positive 😉.
1) [If, Lauren's new PR is ONLY to cover up camren-] and the songs (old and future ones), and their private life, yes.
[-why would Lauren do it again (she has denied it thousands of times camren)?]
Why would Lauren do it again, what? Why have a PR or why deny Camren? Sorry but I got confused 😅.
In any case, you can find the answer here in the first ask https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/717423115134779392/hi-to-you-too-dear-anon-and-thank-you-very.
2) [How long approximately do you think this PR of Lauren will last?]
I hope they've made a basic contract for at least one year's duration with no possibility of extending it beyond that, but I don't know. It'll depend on whether things go as planned or not.
3) [And how do you imagine the PR to end?]
I honestly don't cause I don't care 🤭🤣. No seriously tho 🤣. I see two possible roads connected to those indirects. **For those who don't know, I saw that there are people who think they broke up because of what they assumed were indirects of a breakup on IG.**
Road n°1: that was all PR bullshit as usual. Sasha's on tour with Madonna again and the two of them (L&S) can't see each other, ergo, they can't be seen together to the public like before. Ergo x2, there are other ways to publicize. People need to learn to remember that PRs feed and thrive on speculation and gossip. So ergo x3, nothing has changed because it was one of the many ways to get people to talk about the PR. The PR is still on.
Road n°2: a merge of everything I said in road n°1 + what I said in point 2). Let me explain better.
If my hope that they've made a basic contract for at least one year's duration with no possibility of extending it beyond that can be the reality, then it means that they're running out of time. Why? Because as I explained in my Laucy 2.O post, Lauren and Sasha supposedly got together on the night of December 18, 2021 (unless we’ll have anniversary posts in the future) but officially, the relationship was announced on February 14, 2023, on Valentine's Day.  February 2024 is not that far away. If that's why, December is right around the corner if they want to go ahead with that 🤣. But anyway. This means that they could've used the indirects both for publicity and to generate speculation as I said in road n°1, and to initiate the future official break-up. They could very well use the distance as an excuse for the breakup.
But again, who knows in the end 🤷🏻‍♀️. This could be an idea 😏.
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Hello to you too, dear @camilalauren0327 👋🏼😄, and thank you.
It can be both, although it's rarer. It's usually the inside people who've worked on it with her in a personal way who are the ones looking for potential buyers. By inside people I mean producers and writers by the way. I'd also remind you tho that this is only possible if Mila is super sure she doesn't want a song anymore. Because if she's attached to it or just wants to reuse it in the future for lyrics or whatever, then the sale isn't even a thought.
You’re welcome, my dear 🤗, anytime.
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Hello again, my dear @camilalauren0327 👋🏼😄. My health is improving a little and I hope yours is waaaay better than mine 😊.
1) Chronologically speaking, no. Neither Lauren nor Camila have ever released songs in order. It's more evident with Mila because we have a lot more of her songs, but they both release songs about different situations that happened even in different years. If they were to release them in chronological order, the lies would be all too obvious even to the general public. Instead, in this way, it's easier to hide the truth and mix it with the narratives and their PRs. It's simply up to us to put the pieces together.
2) In the AMAs interview (Oct 9, 2018) with Chelsea Briggs for Billboard, Laur said she'd written 40 songs. Of those 40 songs, and taking away the ones she'd already released, 5 were chosen for Prelude. In December 2021 in the interview with Zach Sang, she said she still had about 50 songs done. In the interview with People (May 26, 2023) (https://people.com/lauren-jauregui-on-working-with-ex-ty-dolla-amid-new-relationship-exclusive-7504696) she said: “I haven't really written a lot since 2020” and explained that In Between “It’s in between the time of Prelude and the actual official debut album”. And in the one with Galore (Jun 20, 2023) (https://galoremag.com/lauren-jauregui-releases-her-newest-ep-in-between-and-talks-about-new-music-love-whats-next/) she said: “These songs have actually been sitting with me since 2018/2019”.
Now what do I want to tell you with this? That Prelude and In Between are the same thing. They're part of the same era. Imagine them together as one album and not as two separate projects, also because that was her initial intent. Even the album we'll get will most likely be part of Prelude and In Between as a whole.
3) It may be as it may not be, my dear 💁🏻‍♀️. We're still getting pieces of their story from both of them, and Laur has basically just started, so 🤷🏻‍♀️.
I hope I've helped you as you wanted 😉.
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Hi again, my dear K 👋🏼😄.
[Hi faby sorry to hear u were ill again I hope ur feeling better now and are taking care of yourself. Glad u remembered me and I also send a virtual hug back ❤️]
🤗🤗🤗🤗
[So the reason I’m not adopting another cat is bc my cat that died Rocky I have her brother still as I adopted them together and he won’t accept another and honestly he’s a little shit 😂]
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 By the way, if I'd known that you have the brother, I'd never have advised you to adopt a new one, especially since he's a little shit and I dare not imagine what he would do to the newcomer 🙈🤣. 
[but I will again I also would love to adopt a dog bur again can’t with him and where I live my landlord don’t allow dogs 🙄]
Let's hope that one day you will also because as a dog lover, I can tell you that having a cat and having a dog are two completely different things 🤣. You'll see hopefully someday 🤞🏼🥰.
[Ur thoughts “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh yeah? And who told them that? Lauren or Camila? Or both of them? Over text, call, or video call? 🤣.” Was exactly my thoughts when I read that theory 🤣🤣 they must of read too many fanfics 😂 then 🙄 this is why we get called delusional 😂]
Yeah, unfortunately 🙄.
[Ur right about fans leaving L she has always been like this just maybe when she was in 5H their team controlled what she posted/says in a way but I am curious as to why she hasn’t changed her image yet and thought she would now being independent she could show more of her true self and stop coming across as a hypocrite but again I never really thought until u mentioned it that’s she comfortable doing what she is and she knows sexualising herself sales. If I’m not mistaken I believe she even posted in her caption b4 how when she posts sexy pics etc it has triple the likes then her music etc does.]
Exactly 😎.
[I also found it hilarious how C’s fans act when she spent all that time in New York getting papped multiple times a day everyday with yoghurt then they split then C disappears from earth and they complain🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how they can be so stupid every single time it happens and don’t even get me started on his fans 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ saying C’s the attention seeker and she needs him to be successful 😂 like he wasn’t papped walking shirtless conveniently on a hiking trail completely empty but somehow a pap just so happens to be there🤣🤣🤣🤣 u can’t make this shit up]
Yeah sure, she's so much attention seeker that I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times she's been papped since they ‘broke up’ again 🤦🏻‍♀️. Contrary to mister please give me attention that three people's fingers wouldn't be enough 🤣. But anyway, you said it yourself: people are stupid 💁🏻‍♀️.
[Also have u heard the AI songs of Camren that shit is good-]
I've listened to them since day one and I keep progressively doing so as new versions come out 😍. And yep, you're absolutely right.
[-and makes me wish they would do a song together better yet a whole ass album can u imagine that?]
Wouldn't that be a dream for all of us 🤣?
[Do u think Camren have heard them? I’m also surprised they haven’t done anything about it.]
Heard or not, they can't do anything about it 🤷🏻‍♀️. Exactly like all the other singers this is happening to. It's still publicity if you think about it.
[I am excited for C’s new music and I hope they give her more freedom where she can really show of her writing and don’t know about u but I would love for her to do some rock/edgy songs. Her NBTS is still one of my favs]
Absofuckinglutely! NBTS as well as Shameless which is one of my favorites, although Shameless is more pop punk rock with a darker edge. I'd love it if she continued to do that and also to re-explore other genres. Like, for example, something trap like in OMG, or electropop like in Crown, or even afrobeat, something new that as a former dancer literally knocked me down, like she did in Ku Lo Sa. *Can you tell that I love everything she does? 😅*
And don't get me wrong, I love love LOVE that she’s primarily a pop singer. That's the main reason why I discovered 5H in the first place in the far back March 2016. I'm just saying that along with pop, I hope she continues to explore other genres and not focus solely on Latin songs like she did for the most part with Familia. Again, don't get me wrong. I love and adore her Latin songs as well and I also understand that she wanted to integrate her culture more into the last album, and I loved them all. I'm just saying that I'd like her to continue to integrate and explore genres in a more varied way (including the Latin ones) as she did before Familia. That's all 😄.
[Hope ur having a nice day/night and are feeling better 😘]
Thank you so much, you're always super kind 🤩. I hope you're doing very well and I hope you're having a nice day/night too 😘. Virtual hug 🤗.
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[HIIII Faby!!! 💜💜💜 ​Me again :P I hope u feel much better and healthier since last time .]
HIIII to you too, my dear purple heart Anon 👋🏼😄. I actually do, thanks 🤗. I'm unfortunately still not 100% yet because it's a long healing process, but I'm better 😊.
[1THANK U SO MUCH for exposing Lauren and Sasha's fake relationship like I asked u to!!!! I'm sure you'll have made many people in doubt happy and u made me laugh a lot as always🤣 .]  
1) It's always a pleasure to help you guys when I can 🥰 and I'm happy to have made you laugh as you hoped, my dear 😉.
[2Wha do u think of the Camren AI images? Aren't they the most beautiful thing?]
2) I obviously loooove them 😍🤩😍🤩 and yeah, they're beautiful 😍🤩😍🤩.
[And of course Camila stays silent while Lauren blocks CS 🤣 .]
Well 🤣 that hasn't changed from the past, right? At least it's a great way to get people to talk about them and keep the fandom alive and they both know it 🤭.
[3Did u see Lauren's last zoom cause OMG 🤣 I thought of u! She was talking about divine energies and said "we all have masculine and feminine within us , we all have to balance these energies in order to be in a space of clarity within ourselves". I rememberd that an anon told u the opposite in an ask and I went to look for your answer because I remembered that u proved them wrong and u were right as always🤣 I mean guys Faby said this 2 years ago and Lauren confirmed it now 0.0 .]
3) I did see it, my dear 😁. I'm surprised you remembered that 🤣. You have an excellent memory!
For those who don't know, the purple heart Anon refers to the LimeWire Zoom that occured on Sep 28, 2023, while this is the ask I answered  https://fa-by.tumblr.com/post/669510575975546880/hey-babies-and-dear-anons-welcome-to-a-new (third to last ask, the one before the two analyses).
[I don't know how u do it honestly Faby . It looks like u have a special and deep understanding of both Camrens as people and I'm always blown away by how u get it right. That's why I trust u completely :D .]
Thank you so much for trusting me completely, my 💜 Anon. It warms my heart 😍😍. And honestly? I think I have it (the special and deep understanding of both Camren as people). And I'm absolutely not saying this to brag or anything like that, I swear. I like to think that I have it because of my personal experiences, because of how I see life, and especially because I love them and have studied them and have always paid attention (even before Laur said so in that tweet).
[For this I wanna thank u .]
No, my dear, THANK YOU ❤️.
[Thnk u for always being available to answer our asks and for always being kind to us.]
I'll always be (unless someone is disrespectful).
[Thank u for always being objective no matter what even when it goes against Camren & their being together and what other CS say .]
I don't lie and I'm pretty realistic as you've perfectly noticed. If something didn't happen, I say so. If something is just a made-up fantasy, I have no problem debunking it. If delusional shit is said just to get attention, I have no trouble telling it like it is.
I don't care. I don't care about any of that. I don't care about the fanfiction imagination that lots of CS unfortunately have of them. I mean, do I want them to be end-game? Hell yeah! But I know there's a chance they might not be. Just as I know that they've both been and that there's a chance that they'll be with other people in the future as has already happened in the past when they broke up.
I just care about the truth, because they're people. They're two flesh-and-blood people with their own lives and their own feelings, and a lot of people still don't understand that. So thank you, my dear. I'm happy that there are people like you who also appreciate my objectivity ❤️.
[Thank u for always being truthful in what u think and always showing proofs of what u say.]
Always ❤️.
[Thank u thank u thank u so much in general I don't know what we'd do without u and your posts. At least me :P .]
And again, no, my dear, THANK YOU ❤️. Thank you for always being kind and polite to me. Thank you for your concern for my health. Thank you for all the ‘HIIII’s I know you write on purpose to distinguish yourself from those you know who don't even greet me before asking. Thank you for all the asks you've been sending me over the years. Thank you for believing in me because, honestly? It's thanks to you and those like you that I'm still here. So THANK YOU in general!❤️
[Have a beautiful day be safe I love u and say hi to your gf. 😘]
Have a beautiful day too 🙃. I'll say hi to my girlfriend when I'll let her read the post live 😄. I love you too, be safe too and take care of yourself 😘.
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Aaand I'm done 👅. Thank you all for your asks and I hope I've been helpful this time too 🙃. As usual, I'm always available for those who have questions, so ask away 😄.
Remember to be nice. Always. Both with others and with yourselves. Be a good example. Be patient. Be safe and take care of yourselves. Don't let our ship sink. Keep shipping them, but please respectfully 🙏🏼. Sending you virtual love and hugs 🤗🤗🤗. I love you, babies. Always with love, F ❤️.
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somuchyoudontknow · 1 year ago
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Now watch the new narrative be Chris Evans and his crazy fans. 🤦🏻‍♀️
If we get blamed for this breakup, it’s whatever. I’m over this shit and Chris. He claims to hate the internet but guess what if you actively participate in pr shit and need the fandom to the point you lead them on, then don’t act “surprised” when they do the most and find out Information about your little gf and now ….ugh I’ll be pissed if they run with the crazy fans crap.
Fans are so crazy, yeah crazy to take time out of their lives to make you feel confident to the point you’re concerned about your “ego”. Fans are so crazy to take time out of their Saturday to help you after you leaked your own dick pic.
Celebs kill me for thinking their fans are all batshit when they profit from the crazy and entire fandom especially while pulling pr stunts.
The general public keeps them wealthy and able to live lavish lives while many put their nose up at the “peasants” or know they can get away with crap so they do things, get a pass and then do something like holding the door for someone and easily gets praised for doing nothing special.
I’m sorry just venting but let Chris and his team pull that shit, I’ll go on an entire rant. He already blocked fans over this crap, isn’t our fault he’s dating a racist.
Oh no, it's fine. You can vent anytime on my blog 🤗❤💙
I have a feeling too, they have found the scapegoat for the breakup and it is us. We are now literally going to get labelled to be the cause of their breakup.
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