#but bobby/ie is still alone at the end of it all. and maybe that's okay. and maybe it's not.

[yououghtaknow]

personally i am neutral on/dislike Most of the changes made to company (2018) BUT when they made bobbie say “but who will take care of me?” instead of “but who will i take care of?” ..... now That was good

[becauseyouremybigbrother]

Headcanon - Sex & Shipping

(This is a LONG and pointless post for most people, so don’t bother reading unless you’re interested in shipping with Sammy in any verse outside of Wincest. Even then, I just wanted to get it written out for myself, and like, the two other people who are interested.)

(Main Verse related only; Wincest verses are separate entities) 

If there’s one thing John Winchester did not raise his little girl to be, it was a timid wallflower. Sam is confident in who she is (some might say too much so in the trouble it brings her at those times she refuses to listen to anyone else), and what she wants. That confidence has always guided her through life, from walking away from her family to go to college, believing she knew how best to stop Lilith, trusting that she would be strong enough to overpower Lucifer and throw herself into the pit, to releasing the Darkness in order to save her brother or promising a small group of refugees she and Dean would be able to find a way to save their world.

As protective as her father and older brother were of her when she was a young woman, it never precluded John from teaching his daughter from a very early age the most important lesson: How to deal with people who tried to take something to which she didn’t give them permission. When she was seven, she was suspended her first day at a new school for giving a nine-year old boy a black eye because he’d tried to kiss her. That was when John had to teach her lesson number two: Don’t get caught. 

Having felt she never needed her father and brother’s protection led to a lot of her resentment when it came to the restrictions placed on her. She rebelled because she could; because she thought it proved something. Sometimes she got caught, and usually Dean paid the price for not being where he was supposed to be to protect her. Most of the time, she didn’t. She was smart, determined, and John had maybe taught his little girl how to be resourceful a little too well. She had sex for the first time when she was fifteen, about two hours before packing up and leaving that town behind for the next one (a good thing too, as it counts as her most awkward and uncomfortable experience since the boy had no idea what he was doing, and Sam really never, ever wanted to have to lay eyes on him again. Like, ever.) She’d planned that timing, though. Better for her father to never find out and end up blaming an innocent boy, who simply fell prey to Sam’s keener curiosity.

By college, the sex was far better. The guys knew what they were doing, and Sam knew what she wanted. More importantly, she was finally allowed to start letting sex and emotions intertwine with one another. She could let herself take the time to get to know someone, like how they made her laugh or made her feel when they were around, and actually start considering things like the future when it came to being with someone. Falling in love with Jesse had come almost too easily. Finally, Sam could let herself imagine a ‘someday’, with a home and a family of her own. Not a life on the road where everyone was suspect, and only her father and brother could be trusted, but a life where she had a special someone she could give all of her heart. She became a normal girl, who secretly waited for the moment when Jesse would propose to her.

But Azazel began the change to all of that the night he murdered Jesse.

Building a relationship with Sammy is heavily predicated on the point at which it happens in her life. So if you and your muse are interested in shipping with her, please keep the following points in mind. Sam’s vulnerability (ie, how alone she is at the time) plays heavily into how easily she will open up to trusting and giving herself to someone else.

ETA: You’re never going to hear Sam claim that she wishes she were more attractive or had a different nose or any other complaints about her looks. Sure, as a teenager she had issues with being too tall but even beyond the confidence she bears, Sam just doesn’t have time to worry about her looks. She knows she’s attractive, and that’s kind of where thoughts about it all end. There are monsters in the world who don’t care what you look like before they kill you, so Sam just can’t be bothered with that kind of stuff. And she’s just as confident in her sexuality. She’ll make the first move without hesitation if she gets the sense that the other party is just as interested. Her default is dominant and aggressive, particularly throughout the earlier seasons. This ends up passing quite a bit by Season 8. The more life beats her down, the more hits she takes to her heart, the more out of control she feels with everything around her, the more Sam longs for someone else to take the wheel for a time. To hold her, lie to her that everything is going to work out, and just let her rest for a little bit.

Pre-college - Don’t plan on it lasting beyond the moment her father moves them on to the next town. Though I suppose someone has to help her experience her first school dance.

College years - Very open and easy time period. Sam has rose-colored glasses when it comes to what the future holds for her. She can even be caught looking through the occasional bridal magazine. She’s imagined names for her future children. Picked out the home she wants to live in with her husband over in Sausalito (it has a beautiful view of the Bay, and just a quick drive over the Golden Gate to the law firm where she’ll one day work).

Season 1-Season 2: Heaven and Hell haven’t beaten her down yet. Sam still holds onto the belief that once she and Dean track down and kill the yellow-eyed demon, a normal life is still possible. Though Jesse’s loss lingers, she’s open to loving someone again. She still wants to get married, have children---things she’ll never admit to her brother. But she’s certain that once their family gets the revenge they’ve been searching for all of her life, they can both move forward.

Season 3: Sam’s focus is saving her brother. She can’t see much beyond that, so one night stands are preferable to letting anyone else get close. The Trickster is the first person to hone in and point out that Dean is her weakness. Unfortunately, the cruelty of the lesson detracts from the importance of the vulnerability losing Dean creates for Sam---the Trickster never shows her how to deal with it. Taught with a bit more care, Season 4 might’ve gone very differently.

Pre-Season 4-Season 5: The four months that Dean spends in Hell are exactly what the Trickster warned her about. Sam is alone, and vulnerable, and Ruby takes advantage of that to a degree that no one expects. Unlike her brother, Sam isn’t afraid of being alone. But being on her own is when Sam’s emotions tend to drive her. When the Trickster kills Dean, Sam’s anger and need for revenge drives her to murder a man with the face of her surrogate father. She may have convinced herself it was the Trickster, but it was her anger that drove her to murder a man who looked and behaved just like Bobby. 

Post-Season 5-mid-Season 6: Ah, soulless!Sam. You are totally welcome to give this one a try. After all, she’s open to sex with just about anyone as long as it promises to be a good time. 

Mid-Season 6-Season 7: She’s a bit of a head case. Okay, she’s a total head case, and there are monsters who eat people. She doesn’t even want to have sex with you because YOU COULD BE A LEVIATHAN. Or the Devil. She’s not keen on either.

Post Season 7-Pre-Season 8: Sam is on her own, and vulnerable and open to her emotions once again. Unlike the prior times she lost Dean (first to the Trickster, and then to Hell), Sam isn’t being guided by anger or revenge. She’s lost, directionless, and simply searching for an anchor. The idea of loving someone terrifies her, but she literally has nothing and no one left. She’s about as vulnerable as she’s ever been for the year that Dean spends in Purgatory, and maybe its to her credit she no longer hunts, instead allowing her focus and emotions to turn to normal pursuits. An excellent time for ships outside of the SPN fandom.

Season 8-Season 9: Possibly the most strenuous and difficult years of the siblings’ relationship. Dean begins putting his faith and trust in monsters over his own sister because she has failed him one too many times. Sam, having trouble acknowledging her own culpability in the problems between them, lashes out irrationally in return. She’s not in a good head space, and likely any relationship she attempted during these years would turn toxic. Also, there’s the whole angel inside of her thing for a good portion of it. Three’s a crowd, unless you’re good with poly. ;)

S10-onward: Chances of a romantic relationship with Sam in later seasons are extremely rare. Not impossible, just unlikely. One night stands are pretty much her go-to by this point. Ships happening at this time of her life are not to be taken lightly--if she lets her walls down enough for it to happen, its kind of a huge deal. Sam’s learned too many hard lessons about letting anyone close, about caring for someone, and then having their blood on her hands. Anyone who knows the Winchesters understand that getting too close doesn’t end well.

Most importantly, Sam’s let her brother down too many times, lost him too many times, hurt him with what she knows to be her own selfish choices. She never plans on making those mistakes again. She’ll burn the world down around them before ever letting her brother go without a fight again, and she never plans on letting Dean ever believe otherwise. Giving her heart to someone else in the midst of that? It would mean having to make an impossible choice. By refusing to give her heart, she never has to hurt someone by choosing her brother over them.  And as much as she’d like to believe that would never be a choice she’d have to make, Sam has accepted the truth. 

Winchesters don’t get happy endings.

[yg-got7scenarios]

Destiny Chapter 3 – So It’s You

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Characters:  Kim Jiwon (Bobby of iKON), You (Reader/OC), mentions of WINNER and BLACKPINK members

Genre/s:  Light Angst, Fluff, Soulmate!AU

Length:   5,139 words

Warning/s:  Slight bullying, making fun of people, but not too much :)

Plot:  Because of your unique and unusual response to music, you stayed away from bars and parties as much as you can, especially when you went to college and your new friends do not exactly appear to be as good as your friends back in high school. One night though, when you were literally dragged out of your bed by your roommate to go to a house party hosted by one of the most popular students in your university (aka your roommate’s ultimate crush and prospective soulmate), and you are already sure that this night will turn into a disaster…. Until you meet him.

A/N:  Third installment of Destiny – iKON Soulmate!AU series, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I’ve enjoyed writing it hahaha!

“What is she doing?”

“Her dance is off-beat.”

“Uhhhhh is she drunk already?”

“______, are you okay?”

You already know from the start that this party will turn out to be a disaster.

Or maybe not, in just a few hours.

“______, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssse!!!!”  Chaeyoung shook you to the core while you lay comfortably on your bed, the long hours of classes and your part-time job taking its toll on you.  There is a slight headache forming on top of your right eye, and your whiny, loud, and crying roommate is not making things even better.

“Chaeyoung, I’m tired, and I don’t want to go to your prospected soulmate’s party!”  You groaned before grabbing the pillow next to you, shoving it on your face to hide yourself from your roommate/intruder before you slap her with the same pillow you are holding.

“Come on, ______, you haven’t been out there since we started college, and that has been three years, you’re technically rotten, why don’t you enjoy yourself for once?  Midterms are ending, you need to let some steam off.”

Easier said than done.

“The only way I can let some steam off is if you let me sleep until the next day without interruptions, thank you.”  You murmured against the pillow on top of your face and you roll your eyes when Chaeyoung continued to whine.

“______, please???  I really need to be there, Jennie is not in the dorms tonight and Lisa is on night shift at the café and Jisoo is already dead-ass drunk from another party so I cannot drag her ass with me. You’re the only one who can help me out!”  She whines and tries to pull the pillow off of your face.

“Why don’t you just go alone?”  You didn’t see it but your roommate just rolled her eyes dramatically.

“I can’t be too obvious!  And it’s awkward coming to a party all alone, but maybe you don’t know that since you haven’t been to one, SO COME ON!”  She pulls at the pillow hard and you had to let it go, you just don’t have the energy to keep it with you anymore.

“Chaeyoung, I don’t do parties, okay?  Just try to grab someone there and pretend you’re with her, I’m sorry.  I really can’t go with you.”  You lifted your blanket to your face to avoid the pout and the pleading eyes from your, well, cute roommate.

You heard a huge puff and loud stomping of feet against the wooden floors of the barely livable female dorms near the university.

Then you heard a few scrambling here and there, soft and barely hear-able thuds from below you.  What is your roommate doing?

Minutes had passed and you heard the loud squeal of what sounded like victory of your roommate.  You wanted to ignore it, but the weird happiness laced on Chaeyoung’s voice made you doubtful.

You removed the blanket from your face and your eyes went wide as saucers when Chaeyoung stood next to your bed, holding your favorite panda plushie that was given by your high school classmates – with a pair of scissors on her other hand, her smile devilish and there is a mischievous glint behind her brown, cat-like eyes.

Shit.

A person’s body will move almost against the owner’s will whenever music is being played.

It is a rare symptom for those who haven’t found their soulmate yet.  At first, people or even your teachers or doctors do not believe that the effect of music in your body is the urge to dance, or just move or sway your body mindlessly, despite you not hearing anything. However, after some tests and practices, they had considered your symptom as a rare case, and they are not sure if there were any other people out there who had experienced the same thing.

If you are to be honest, you are slightly okay with it.  You’d rather be dancing stupidly over an unheard music than feel tingles up your spine, or maybe experience pain just like one of the students you’ve seen when you passed by the Engineering building one Saturday morning.  

You saw the poor girl lying on her back on the school garden and some students surrounding her, one is playing a toy piano and you can see her clutching her chest and breathing difficultly.   There were some school staff who had shooed the bullies away and you noticed that one boy had grabbed the toy piano and destroyed it then and there.  You would want to see what would happen next but you remembered that you have to study for one of your major subjects – so you hurried to the library a few floors up.

Based on what you’ve heard from one of the students whom you were walking up with, she haven’t met her soulmate yet, and the effect of music in her is pain, and some students bullied her because of that, despite the tight security surrounding the university for people with special cases like her.

Despite you being rather OK with your situation, it still doesn’t completely sit well with you.  Not everyone is aware of your reaction towards music, because it is not normal, so you will definitely be judged if they would see you like that.  So, once you entered college, you avoided the usual hang out places of common students, cafés with live bands, festivals, parties, and bars, especially those that are being held outside the school, since those are not sensitive to those who do not have soulmates yet.

When Chaeyoung threatened to cut the head of your most favorite plushie in the world, you had prepared yourself to be drowned in pure embarrassment that night, and maybe plan on how to officially kill Chaeyoung to repay you for the upcoming downfall of your uneventful college life.

“HYUNG.  DON’T YOU DARE.”  Jiwon screamed out loud when his roommate, Seunghoon, holds his favorite Winnie the Pooh plushie, one hand on the head and one on the body of the poor, worn out toy, threatening to rip the little thing in half.

“You know the magic word, Jiwon-ie…” Seunghoon flashes his evil grin and Jiwon was forced to slump on the small couch behind him, hands on his hair as he contemplates his life decisions.

“One…”

“HYUNG, you know how I feel about parties-“

“Two…”  Seunghoon stretches the toy apart and Jiwon’s small eyes widened, his hands extending in front of him.

“Seunghoon-hyung, please!!!”

“Three…”

When Jiwon hears a tiny sound of cloth ripping, he yells a couple of yeses, totally giving up and giving in to his hyung’s request, and the taller male jumps and wiggles his whole body in joy as he throws the toy in Jiwon’s direction and the younger quickly cradled the poor stuffed toy in his chest, apologizing to his companion since childhood, checking his neck to see if his hyung has caused it a serious damage.

“Yah Kim Jiwon, get dressed and follow me if you don’t want your Pooh to die!!”  His hyung shouted from the bathroom and Jiwon sighed heavily before dropping his tired body on the couch grunting silently to let out his frustration.

 While he rummages through his closet for a decent outfit for his future most embarrassing moment of his boring college life, aka the party, he is secretly planning on how he would expose his hyung keeping a puppy inside their dorm, or maybe kill the puppy.

Oh no, he cannot do that to a poor dog.

So he can just kill his hyung, he guesses.

 It is starting.

As soon as you entered the huge house of Chaeyoung’s crush aka prospect soulmate, you can already feel the weird vibrations on your limbs.  You cannot hear any music, but you can see a couple of people on the dance floor already dancing and swaying to it, and, it is a party, so for sure there is music, you just can’t hear it.

Chaeyoung beamed, she cannot hear music, but the effect on her is lighter, she can just feel tingles up her spine which makes her feel giddy (or tipsy, as you want to call it but she never agrees).  You two quickly entered the house and scanned the room. You had spotted a few of your friends at one corner near the makeshift bar where red cups full of booze are lined up to be picked up by people.

“Chaeyoung, I don’t thi–“

“Oh, ______!  You’re here!  It’s the first time that I am seeing you in a party!”  Nayeon wraps an arm around you, smelling slightly of alcohol and you put on a fake smile, well, it does help that she is beside you because your toes and fingers are starting to itch uncomfortably.

Next thing you know, you have a red cup in hand and you were forced to drink it in one go because they said that you are a party virgin so that is the condition.  You can feel the urge to dance but you were trying to hold it in, but with alcohol in play, you are not sure if that can be controlled any further.

“Come on ______!  You can do it!”  Chaeyoung’s voice rang against your buzzed ear and you did as told, gulping the beer in one go and you grimaced at the taste of malt coating the insides of your mouth and throat.

It wasn’t that bad.

Oh well, it is bad.

You are pacing back and forth from where you are standing, swaying your feet or your arm to relieve the weird effects of the music on your body.  Your classmates whom you and Chaeyoung had decided to stick with do not seem to notice, because they were all busy talking about something else.  Most of them would have soulmates, so they can hear the songs, and Chaeyoung just tried to follow them, the effect on her doesn’t really make her look weird.

You tried to copy them, but your body is telling you to do something else.  You know that if you follow them, you would look like shit. After a few minutes, Seungyoon appeared out of nowhere and Chaeyoung was pretty much smitten when the boy asked her if she can talk for a few minutes.  Of course Chaeyoung went with him, it was the chance that she was looking for.

After the third cup, you completely lost control of your body, the music might’ve been turn up a little higher because you are no longer aware of what you are doing.  Your body moves to its own accord, dancing to the unheard music that you are 100% sure do not match, at all. 

Jiwon can feel the desire to dance and move his body as soon as he enters the huge, mansion-like house of his senior Seungyoon. He had seen the man talking to a pretty girl earlier when him and Seunghoon reached the house.  He just gave them a small nod when they saw him, and Seunghoon was already leading him to the makeshift bar.

He sat at one of the stools near the kitchen, swaying his feet and arms awkwardly to try and avoid the growing need to just sway against the unheard beat.  Seunghoon handed him a red cup with beer and he started drinking it, all the while just staring at nowhere in particular while slightly wiggling his body.

He tried to focus on anything but the weird sensations coursing through his veins.  It will be really embarrassing once people finds out that he acts that way whenever there’s music.  This is the reason why he always says no to his friends whenever they want to hang out. Seunghoon had met his soulmate already so he can hear music, and his other friends who haven’t met their soulmates yet do not exactly have the same kind of symptom that he has.  They’re all pretty normal.  He gulped the rest of the beer in his cup and he grimaced at the bitter taste covering his throat.  He places the cup on top of the counter and he glanced at Seunghoon who just filled the cup to the brim before thrusting it to him.

“We rarely see you here, so you better be shit-faced for once!”  His hyung winks and sends him a mock salute before making his way towards the dance floor, to join his soulmate in dancing.

He tried to tear his gaze away from his hyung but it quickly landed on another form on the dance floor.  The girl is dancing a few steps away from where Seunghoon and his soulmate is, and he noticed that people are throwing her mock stares and glares.  He also noticed a few others who are dancing in sync with the others, and the girl’s dancing is totally different from theirs.

Could it be?

Oh. 

You definitely had lost it.  You can hear people mumbling under their breaths about what they think about your sluggish and off-beat dancing, but it’s the effect of music in you.  At that moment, you wanted the ground to whack open and just swallow you whole, the embarrassment piercing your heart.  The alcohol that you took is a little too much for you to bear, since you rarely drink, so it only adds to the frustration that you are feeling.

“______, are you alright?”  You felt Chaeyoung’s hands on your shoulders, allowing you to face her and you blinked a few times, and you saw that Seungyoon is behind her, throwing you a weird look.  Your body stopped moving and you just stared at your roommate’s shocked and concerned form.

“I – I –“

Even before you finish your sentence, you felt the crook of your elbow being gripped by a strong hand, pulling you from your roommate’s soft hold.  You were too shocked to even react, you just followed the stranger who had taken you away from the hundreds (they are not really hundreds, though, but you just felt like that there were that many) of eyes which seemed to be staring at you mockingly and disappointingly. Your still wobbly legs staggered all the way up the stairs and the hand on your elbow quickly circled around your waist.  The stranger stopped climbing up the stairs altogether, and in one second you felt another arm grabbing the back of your legs, lifting you off of the stairs, towards the stranger’s chest, then you are moving again.

Your arms found their way around the person’s neck since you don’t want it to just hang awkwardly on your sides.  Your breath hitched when you lifted your gaze to look at the person who just scooped you in their arms without any single word.

The sharp and defined jawline and cheekbones, bulging adam’s apple and veins popping out of his neck that is covered with slight sheen of sweat, thin, sharp eyes focused on his front to make sure that you two won’t bump into anything inside the huge house.

In short, he is the most gorgeous man you’ve seen in your entire life so far.

 Jiwon managed to reach the second floor of Seungyoon’s mansion without breaking or bumping into any expensive decoration, vase, or painting.  He takes a few more steps towards the third room to the left and he managed to open and close it using his leg, since his arms are pretty much occupied.

He knows that he might appear to be a creep or some pervert because of what he had done, but all he knows is that he needs to get you out of the embarrassing situation you were in, since he shares the same sentiment.

He is about to drop you to your feet on the carpeted of the room, when, all of a sudden, you screamed, loud, before hitting his chest hard, making him growl in pain.

“LET ME GO YOU CREEP HOW DARE YOU TAKE ME IN A DARK ROOM –“

“I’m sorry, Miss, I’m going to explain –“

“I said let me go!!!”

“OK!  OK! Give me sec!”  He grunts a little before gently putting you on your feet on the floor, silently contemplating his abrupt life decisions.

Once your covered feet had touched the fluffy carpet, you took a few steps back from the gorgeous stranger, the tipsiness quickly dissipating from your body.  You put on a defense mode, your Mom and Dad didn’t have you enroll in a taekwondo class when you were in elementary and high school for no reason.  The cute guy hold his hand up before taking a slow, big steps backwards, reaching for the switch at the side of the door.  The room had illuminated, giving you, pretty much, a clearer and brighter view of the boy who had suspiciously brought you to this room alone.

He is much, much more handsome in the brighter room and gosh he is fit too looking at how his plain white tee is tightly hugging his body and those tight ripped jeans gosh they are tight you wanted to scream and stare the whole night but that is not the point here.  You quickly shook your head, putting on a serious face before looking at the hot guy in the eye.

“What do you want from me?  Are you planning on sleeping with me without my consent you little shi –“  You tried to attack him by running towards his direction and aiming your right foot forward in a high kick, but you immediately stopped when the boy gets on his knees and his hand are pressed tightly together.

“I promise it wasn’t my intention!  Please don’t kill me!  I can explain myself!”  He rambles, his words getting jammed and a little breathy and blurry, wait, he really does sound nervous and afraid though.  You stared at him for a long time and he looks at you with his slanted eyes and cute bunny teeth displayed along with his cute smile, trying to lure you to believe him and gosh you can feel yourself slowly lowering your feet to the ground, and your fists to the side.

“OK, get up and explain yourself.”  You breathed out and the boy breathes out a huge sigh of relief before scrambling to get on his feet.  His wide shoulders are hunched to his ears and he is looking anywhere else but you.  Now, where is the guy who just carried you all the way up to the third floor of Kang Seungyoon’s huge house?  He looks like a cute puppy who had managed to pee on his owner’s favorite shows asking for an apology.

“I – I saw you earlier… on the dance floor…” He bites his lower lip and your eyes widened.  Did he, by any chance, know?

“I – I have to admit I wasn’t thinking straight…” He scratches the back of his neck before looking up the ceiling.  “My action is definitely not… appropriate… but…”  He laughs a little before he continues,   “The moment I saw you… The way you react towards.. music… I just… I just thought that I need to get you out of there, fast.”  He finally meets your gaze and you find yourself speechless, because of the confession or because of the stare, you are not sure, still speechless nonetheless.

“Somewhere where you won’t be able to hear much of it… I haven’t been in this house before but I know for a fact that Seungyoon-hyung’s house is pretty huge so I know that there are lots of guest rooms at this floor and I thought… This will be far enough for you to… not hear any of those music…”

“H-how did –“  You started but cut yourself off, not knowing how to properly organize your question, your hand was pointed at his direction awkwardly while you shake your head.  The hot guy giggled, cutely, but he clears his throat immediately when you stared at him questioningly.

“You’re wondering how I found out?”  He puts his hands inside the pocket of his hoodie before smiling up to you.

“Y-yeah, because, the doctors and my teachers say that it is an extremely rare case...”  You looked up and you met his eyes, which is now appearing like little crescents and you almost cannot see if he really has eyes and you think that is the cutest thing ever.

“That was what I was told too… But, apparently, there’s us two…”  He smiles even wider and you blushed, looking away before running tentative fingers over your hair and asking yourself why it suddenly felt hot.

“Well…”  You finally say, looking around to find a bed in the middle of the room, deciding that you cannot stay still standing a few steps away from him anymore.  You walked towards the edge of the bed, flopping down before placing your hands on either side of you.

“Thank you…”

“It’s Jiwon, some students calls me Bobby, that’s my English name and that’s what people calls me back in America.”  Oh.  You definitely heard a little accent, so that’s the reason why.

“Thank you, Jiwon.  I… I could’ve been more embarrassed if you didn’t help me out.” You smiled at him and it’s Jiwon’s turn to blush. He has to bite the insides of his mouth to stop himself from giggling.  He is never great in dealing with girls before and he gets shy whenever they are around, but, with you, he feels a little calm and comfortable, still a sheen of shy but it’s better.

“And I’m sorry for threatening to hurt you, I didn’t mean to.”

“Oh no, please, don’t apologize.”  He laughs and waves a hand infront of himself.  “It was my fault, what I did was out of normal, so I am not surprised that you had hated me a bit.”  He nods and you quickly shook your head.

“I – didn’t hate you, I mean, not that much, I was just… Well, shocked… but, I don’t hate you… like that…”  And you’re actually also a little cute so I guess it wasn’t that bad being carried around by a handsome guy for once.  You said internally before placing your hands on your lap, fiddling with your sling bag.

“So you find me cute and handsome?”

Wait, what?

Oh.  Did I just say that out loud?  Fuck. How can I be so freaking stupid at this time???

You bit your lower lip a little hard, embarrassment and humiliation washing over your entire being.  The embarrassment that you felt back on the dance floor is nothing compared to the fact that you just confessed a stranger that he looks cute and handsome and that you had actually enjoyed being carried by him around.  You wish the comforters would just swallow you whole and that you can disappear under the covers, or that the bed would magically turn into your bed and that you’re back in to your dorm room and you can just lock the doors and stay there forever.

“H-hey, ______, are you okay?  Don’t try to suffocate yourself with those blankets. I don’t know what to explain the guys out there if they find you dead there…”  Jiwon mumbles with fear, and you know that he sounded really stressed because of how you’re trying to cover (or kill) yourself with the blanket.

But, wait.

“How did you know my name?”  You lifted head from the cocoon of blankets you had made for yourself.

“I heard your friend calling out for you just before I grabbed you from them…”  He says, a little embarrassingly, and you sat up from the bed, still feeling doomed about your subconscious betraying you a few minutes ago.

“You have a cute name…”  He suddenly blurts out and your eyes went even wider when he continued, “Not as cute as the one bearing it though… Maybe 3 or 4 times...” He squints his eye as he counts using his fingers before shaking his head.  “Nah.. definitely more…”  He smiles at you and once again, you were speechless.  Did the guy just call you cute? Like, really cute?

“I – th-thank – you, Jiwon-ah.”  You look up to him and he is smiling adorably, his cute bunny teeth showing.

“Would you mind if I take a seat?  I don’t think the party is going to slow down any time soon.”

 Talking to Jiwon is almost… Natural.  Maybe the meet up wasn’t exactly nice, but as time goes by, the two of you switch from one random topic to another.  Even though there were silences or pauses in between, there was no awkwardness anymore, just a sense of comfortability and security, the need to fill in the gaps between conversations is almost unnecessary.

You had found out that the boy actually majors in music – despite the lack of ability to hear it.  He had learned melodies even without hearing them, and you are surprised that you do not find it weird.

You haven’t realized that a good two hours had already passed by since you two got in to the room.  It almost do not make any sense that you had felt a whole lot familiar and comfortable with the boy than any of your classmates or dormmates, you blame it on the fact that you two had shared the same reaction to music, so you had shared your experiences the first time you had discovered it, and how you two avoid parties since the start of college.

Just when Jiwon was about to call it a night, maybe ask for your number and take you home as well, the door of the room suddenly busts open, revealing a boy and a girl – arms around each other and… well, kissing the hell out of each other too.

You and Jiwon fell silent, your bodies became stiff because of the lewd sight in front of you.  You can feel the blush creeping from your neck to your chest and Jiwon is sure that his ears are flaming.

“SHIT!  S-Sorry! We didn’t see you guys right away!” The boy untangled himself from the girl clinging on to him like a koala and they both bowed their heads simultaneously; walking out the door in a rush that they had forgotten to close the door completely.

Despite the embarrassment you two had felt upon seeing a couple making out (definitely are not thinking about what they were planning to do if the room is empty), your ears had been picking on a unique, strange sound and you are not entirely sure what that is.  It was a little too loud for your liking, but it was something you haven’t heard before so despite the continuous thumps of your chest because of the intensity of the unknown sound, you still think that the sound is pretty.

You looked at Jiwon and his eyes are rooted at the slightly ajar door, his hands clutching his chest tight and he has a shocked and unreadable expression on his face.  Is he hearing that beautiful sound too?

“Wh-what was that?  I can hear…. Something.”  He finally said and your eyes widened and your mouth formed an O shape.  So he can hear it too?  What does that mean?  Where is it coming from?

“M-me too… Though I don’t know what that is… It was beautiful though, unique… and…”  Your eyes widened at the realization that hit you like a ton of bricks.

MUSIC.

Jiwon mirrored your shocked, confused, and amazed expression, your hands flying up to your mouths.

“You think that’s what they call, music?” Jiwon finally spoke up, his voice filled with nervous excitement that you didn’t fail to notice.  You looked at him longingly, and you are not sure if it’s just your imagination but he seemed to be a little more good-looking than earlier, his dark hair almost pitch black against the dim light of the room.

“I th-think so…”  You struggled to stop the wavering of your voice, the presence of the boy in front of you is a little too much to bear, on top of the music that you are hearing.  You are not sure what to do next.  You breathed out heavily and closed your eyes, massaging your temples to try to gain some sense of sanity.

You had heard some cases of soulmates knowing that they are indeed each other’s forever the moment they meet, though some might take a few more days, or even weeks, depending on the bond that the two had formed or the moments that they’d shared with each other.  So, it is not impossible if ever you and Jiwon are soulmates, right?

“Since we both can hear music… Does that mean that we are…”

Jiwon voiced out the question that instantly formed into you mind upon carefully threading the information and timeline inside your head.  You slowly turned your head to meet his still hopeful gaze, but with a little doubt and fear clouding behind it, you wonder if it has something to do with your long silence.

“I – I think we are, Jiwon-ah.”  You smiled and giggled heartily when Jiwon clutched his chest tight before playfully blocking his eyes with his free hand.

“I didn’t know that a smile can be equally blinding as the sun rays.”  He tries to peek through the spaces between his fingers and when he saw that you are still smiling brightly, all-teeth, he cooed with “Aigoo you’re so cute” and “why is my soulmate so cute” or “ahhhh so pretty ahhh your smiiiiileee” and you blushed heavily, but you had gathered enough courage to grab your soulmate’s wrists before intertwining your fingers together and you let out a giggle when you noticed how perfect your hands fit together.

Jiwon can feel his neck, face, and ears heating up when he realizes that your hands are intertwined, along with your pretty face smiling back at him.  He admired your courage of taking the first step so despite the buzzing in his ears and pounding of his chest (which has nothing to do with the loud music from the first floor of the mansion), he slowly removes his hands in between yours, before putting yours on top of his, bringing them to his lips, kissing your knuckles tenderly and with so much care that is enough to send butterflies spiraling out of control at the pit of your stomach.

“I’m glad that you are my soulmate, ______.” He says bravely after pressing one last kiss on the knuckles of your left hand.  You giggled at his words and despite the background music that he can hear from the outside, he believes the sound of your laugh and giggles are still the best form of music he had ever heard.

“Me too, Jiwon-ie.  Me too..”

I am sorry but I just cannot think of any way on how to end it haha I hope it’s okay!!!!!!!!!!!!

[awed-frog]

If not too much for ask, would made clear what was Sam's arc in season 10 and 11? It's for a fanfiction purpose

Hey - congrats on writing a story! *happy dance*

The thing is, as you can see from my ‘sam winchester’ tag, I’m not sure I understand Sam very well, and it may be snobbish of me, but I have a feeling it’s their fault, not mine. Like, since Sam’s background is more similar to my own, he should be easier to write than Dean (language, register, bookish interests - all these things are a lot more relatable to me than everything Dean is) and yet, like you, I struggle with him because we simply don’t know all that much about him.

Here is what I understand - I just hope it’ll be useful to you.

S10 was the big redemption season for Sam. Since the very beginning of the show, he was the brother who could do it on his own - the one who could live alone and make friends and have a stable relationship - and even when he and Dean were reunited (or, well, when Dean crashed into his life), Sam continued to be a lot more rational in his affection than Dean was. He was Mr It’s my choice and also Mr It was their choice, and this created a lot of tension with Dean because Dean doesn’t love like that - Dean loves like a parent does, and that means sometimes he goes against what other people want (and especially what Sam wants) because he’s convinced he knows better and he’s doing stuff for their own good (in this sense, it’s highly significant he allowed Claire to be dosed with that thing and basically kill herself). This means that sometimes they have trouble with each other, because Dean feels unloved and Sam feels smothered and disrespected. Now, coming to S10 - normally, when Dean dies/disappears, Sam fails to get him back. After S3, Dean literally found him in bed with a prostitute and sure, Sam had tried to save him, but Cas’ very presence made clear how useless those attempts had been. Sam would not have been able to rescue Dean from Hell - angels had to do it instead. Then we had the infamous S8 thing - Dean fell into Purgatory and Sam - gave up? It’s still not clear to me what happened to him and why he did what he did, but when he was confronted by both Dean and Kevin it was obvious he felt plenty guilty about it. And next there was that big Gadreel fight, and at some point Sam even stated, quite clearly, that no - if their places had been reversed, he wouldn’t have saved Dean - he would have respected Dean’s wishes instead. All this means that, normally, when Sam woke up to find this message -

- he should have backed out and left Dean to his demonic destiny. Instead, Sam doesn’t. He gets determined and stubborn and cruel, even, and shuts off his moral compass almost as completely as Dean did because he wants to get his brother back. So I would say that S10 marks the beginning of a new phase for Sam - he’s no longer fighting his life, and he’s not longer trying to get out, and he’s no longer hoping for some magical quick fix (like closing the Gates of Hell). He now knows he’ll be a hunter forever, and he’s starting to be okay with it, and he’s trying to find ways to fit a bit better into this lifestyle - to reconcile who he is with what he does, because he finally recognizes both these things are important. The first step is letting go of his convictions and try to be the person Dean would want him to be - which sounds awful, but it’s not. Like, Sam knows by now that Dean doesn’t get it - that in Dean’s book, allowing people to do anything, even sink to the bottom, because they’re adults and can make up their own minds - that’s not respecting someone’s choices, but giving up on them. So by pursuing Dean so ferociously, Sam is not doing what he himself thinks is right, but what he knows Dean would want. This journey, despite its horrendous consequences (ie, that Darkness business) is coded as positive because it ends in a reversed martyrdom scene - like it happened at the end of S5 (and S8), Sam tries to give himself up, but this time it actually works - nobody dies, Dean is cured, and the bond of love between them is stronger than ever. In fact, they start S11 on equal foot - just as Sam’s taken a step back and tried to see the world from his brother’s point of view, Dean loosens the reins a bit and finally starts to accept Sam is his own person. This time, when they separate, is not because they disagree, but because they trust each other. And, sure there are bumps here and there, but Sam also gets stronger and stronger - emboldened by the fact he’d been right in S10 and had, in fact, understood Dean better than Dean had understood himself -

(and, perhaps, more importantly, he’d been able to help and support his brother better than his supernatural allies (Crowley had misjudged the situation gravely, and Cas had almost gotten himself killed) - and this is important, because it’s something Sam had resented in the past, remember? That Dean preferred other people’s, other creatures’, company, because Sam didn’t get it and wasn’t strong enough?)

- he continues to act as his brother’s conscience as Dean is pursued by Amara - he reassures Dean, he’s there for Dean, and he believes in Dean when Dean is very close to not trusting himself any longer. 

Also, S11!Sam evolves in other ways. Most significantly, after a long pause from romantic entanglements, he gives in to joyous, casual sex with a pretty nobody and even considers the possibility to settle down with someone - incredibly, someone who knows about the life, not a partner for whom he needs to become someone he’s not. With Jess, he’d been a completely artificial person (she didn’t know about the hunting, and okay, but she also didn’t know about his terrible childhood, or Dean and John); with other partners, he’d sort of accepted their worlds into himself, thereby erasing himself almost completely (he fell back into the role of bookish student with Sarah Blake, he became daring and wild and ruthless with Ruby, he fit so perfectly into Amelia’s life many of us speculated she wasn’t even a real person at at all); but now, all that is over. Now, Sam ‘either/or’ Winchester wants to find a middle ground, thinks he’s good enough that someone should love him as he is - that’s huge.

So, sorry - I don’t know if all this makes sense, of if it helps you with your story. I guess the bottom line is - after a few seasons of general misery and being adrift (I’m not sure how much of that was the character and how much the writing, but anyway), I think S10 marks the beginning of Sam’s final phase - perhaps a first step towards what many of us want him to become: the new Bobby, perhaps a sort of head of the American MoL. A scholar, an expert, maybe a witch. Someone who’s comfortable with, and accepting of, himself and his choices, someone who lives with a partner who loves him and is finally over his traumatic past - Azazel, Ruby, Lucifer, his perceived and real status of freak and outsider. In short, a happy person.

God knows he deserves it.

[agl03]

Hii! I'm just wondering what are your thoughts about the Caestridge panel? how do you saw them answering about the fitzsimmons future? ps. how adorable are Iain and Elizabeth? I died. Have a good day!

Hi Anon!

Oh my goodness!  I am SO jealous of those of you who were there in person and i just grinned the whole time watching it.  I have to say after seeing a few panels at Wondercon the AOS cast is simply a delight no matter how many of them are there. 

For me it solidified the good vibes I’ve got for Fitzsimmons as we head into the end of the season, tonight is likely going to suck but after that we’re getting the pay off…just hang in there guys.  

In the theorizing and building the wise and powerful timeline (hail the timeline) I feel like myself and the others on the CTT have gotten really good at reading the cast.  And its not only in interviews but silly things like on Social Media.  Lil is so polite but you can tell when she doesn’t like a story.  IE the whole Will thing.  See the AIDA thing, that CLEARLY upset her (same Lil same I would have preferred creeper Dadcliffe not letting him go).  Even if you go back and look at her interviews from SDCC this year.  She wasn’t as excited about things as she had been over hiatus, and we know why now.  Fitzsimmons were hardly together in A.  At Wondercon and the panel last week, But both she and Iain were super happy, bubbly, positive, and were very much hiding something.  Lots of knowing looks, especially at Wondercon and they had the read for 22 under their belts at the very least by then.  I still feel really good about engagement….with elopement and WAY left field Baby Bomb all being on the table.  Other options that I can see is them stepping back from Shield (as I predicted a long time ago) or moving into the Love Nest.  

That being said…everyone BRACE YOURSELVES for tonight.  

Because there is a good chance Fitzsimmons come face to face finally and its going to hurt like HADES.  

Something huge is going down, I can feel it!   We’re going to learn AIDA’s plan, and likely the extent of what she’s done to Fitz, that AIDA is watching/meddling from the outside, and why…not to mention I bet a huge plot twist or five. Maybe a death.  Jemma also learns or sees enough that she knows to go for Papa Fitz in 20 (we are pretty sure that is who she’s gone after in the promo pics anyway).  Because right now she has no idea that snake is in his life.  

I also won’t be surprised if we get to the point to mirror The Laws of Nature, where Fitz was the only one left trying to save Jemma (Bobbi was helping her her own way)….Jemma might be alone in trying to save Fitz (bonus if Bobbi or Hunter help Jemma go rouge and run down Papa Fitz…just saying).   Where the rest of the team has given up or been forced to work on something else. Tonight will be a big Daisy ep…next week is Jemma’s “Purpose in the Machine” and she is getting her Fitz back!

So no matter how bad things look after tonight know that after this we are heading for the light again.  Lil was very happy again about the time they were filming 20.  And I personally don’t feel either of them would be as bubbly and as secretive as they have been if something horrible was coming our way in the finale.   

Okay sorry that got away from me with some theory time but hope i answered your question too!

[fmlfpl]

Lineup Lamentations - GW3

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s.

WALSH

TRANSFERS:

OUT: Danilo and Groß

IN (for -4 points): Britos and Paul

As shouted in the pod, captain casual over here took a hit on Saturday to get in Paul. I took Danilo out for Britos as he was looking like an issue and I needed to raise 1M to bump Gross up to Paul. He was the most logical place to get the money. It was a big jerk, but, it feels good to have turned my one shitty ass midfielder into Pogba. It leaves my attack very settled. I must say though, with Walker suspended now, I could have maybe saved. But, it would have been either a hit this week or a hit later and it feels nice to just have a United midfielder in and to join the masses.

GK:

Fabianski at Palace. As sad as it is to say, Palace look like arguably the best fixture for a clean sheet at this moment along with like Brighton. The one thing I am not expecting in this game are save points for Flappyfuck. A 0-0 wouldn't stun me.

DEF:

Looks like a few good on paper fixtures for the weekend. Hopefully I can get more than the zero clean sheets I got last weekend. Fuckers.

Dann home Swans I'm hoping and praying that he comes in with something. Maguire's goal made me sad last weekend as I was on him for much of preseason only to shift him "up" to Danilo. Fucking idiot. Dann come on lad. 

New boy Britos gets Brighton at home so I am hopeful that they can continue to not score goals and we see a clean for Watford there. They aren't the tightest outfit but a clean feels pretty okay there. Hopefully.

Finally Stephens goes to Huddy. Feels good. Stephens, though, suddenly not feeling good. Might have to deal with him soon with that Dutch lad they just brought in. Should be a clearer picture soon but at least I have coverage in case he suddenly drops to the bench over the next couple.

MID:

Aformentioned PAUL is a good new friend. Alongside him are my double doubleups in City and Spuds.

Alli and Eriksen will hopefully both come in when Burnley visit. Feeling good there. They are going nowhere.

As discussed on the pod I am starting to get nervous with City. I'm fairly concerned about Silva getting a rest here...we'll see. KDB always feels safe regardless but it just seems like Pep could do some weird shit with the lineup this game. Hopefully stubborn Pep stays stubborn. Luckily I won't be sweating the team sheet since it will come out 3:30am for me. Hoping to see both my friends in there anyway.

FWD:

Lukaku is Rom. Fine.

Other friend Gabbi calmed me down with his goal and post last weekend. Still a couple of nice fixtures. I think he'll get a couple more games but this is a spot I am looking to change soon. Could be any different direction....either a like for like with Chicka or Wazza or maybe I bump him up to Bobby or Laca. TBD.

CAP:

Rom. No Kane so it's a simple one for me. If I owned both I would probably still stick on Rom. Equal fixtures and one is actually scoring. Kane has the underlying stats and form could change in a moment's notice but I'd still feel more comfortable backing the dude who is actually in the middle of a purple patch rather than hoping a dude will turn his good stats into goals this next game. Really can't go too wrong with either though. Not owning Kane is a bit scary for me, but if Rom does some shit and Eriksen/Alli are involved in whatever Kane does which is typical I'll be fineeeee bro.

ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: JWP du Jour

IN: Chalobah

JWP was a problem in my squad and had to go. With 2 free transfers it was a matter of; am I going to make one move, ie. JWP downshift or Gini downshift, or am I going to mini-wildcard triple move for -4 to really go GET someone good like a United midfielder? I ended up the safe, more passive, but I think more measured route in just the one move.

Chalobah gives me a better starter then Tom Carroll for this weekend and I get to bank a million bucks for now. Watford have been playing great attacking football (weird to say) and Chalobah actually has some nice attacking stats to speak of.

This also still leaves me with two free transfers before GW4 which is a long ways away with the end of the transfer window and an international break in between now and then, so that feels good.

GK:

Still Tom Heaton, still waiting for more then two points. Zero saves last week and no clean against West Brom just really makes my blood boil. Fucking Tom where are the points? He’s at Wembley this week so probably no clean but give me some fucking saves and bonus broooooo!

DEF:

Captain, leader, bag, Phil Jones is an undroppable force in my side until he gets injured or benched. Home to Leicester isn’t fantastic but all fixtures are good defensive fixtures with Mourinho at the helm.

Bertrand and Soton really need to turn shit around. Allowing two dings to the Hammers last week while up a man was unacceptable. Hopefully Berty remains a good pick as I’d like to not have to think about using a transfer in defense and Soton still have some fantastic fixtures.

Lastly Naughton creeps back in. Started him GW1 gets me 7, benched him against manure GW2 he gets 0, bring him back in now he’s at Palace with no Zaha or RLC so I feel like another clean is very much on the cards. Although me having success with a rotational pair is unheard of... so surely Naughton to red card / own goal here. Good for Walsh.

MID:

Double City double fun. Am I so naive to feel good about City in this moment? I feel like away at Bournemouth is just a dream fixture after a slow start and looking like the same inconsistent side as last season at home. I’m really feeling like 3+ goals is there for the taking and that there isn’t much that Bournemouth can do about it... Kev and Daveed, let’s fucking go.

Ended up keeping my guy Gini Wijnaldum for one more week - giving him one more fist full of slack on my rope here... I don’t know why though, it’s one of those gut feelings / I’m biased because I’m a Liverpool supporter things but that’s kind of why we’re here playing fantasy to begin with right? I wanna keep my guys if I can convince myself of so and I can always convince myself of really anything........ Gini checklist: home √, looked good vs Hoffenheim √, got a return vs Hoff √, just had a baby so he’ll be BOOSTED √, nailed on rock the cradle thumb in mouth goal celebration √, against a top 6 team (Arsenal) which is when Liverpool play their best football √... all signs point to sadness and tears for me. And I can’t wait.

Lastly new guy Chalobah. Starting a 4.5 kinda deep central midfielder is a bad weekly strategy but to paper over the cracks with Nathaniel + his stats + home to Brighton is as close to not being a waste of a slot as one can get from a 4.5 is how I see it.

FWD:

Pretty template forwards have not been touched in a long time...

Lukaku gonna Lukaku. Plays like shit and keeps scoring goals, that’s Rom. Would love a chant about that.

Kane gonna Kane. He’ll come through eventually. Hitting the post twice in two games plus a million other shots is very frustrating albeit positive. There’s just no way on Earth that he doesn’t start scoring goals soon...... right :(?

And lastly Bobby Firmino. What can be said? People transferring him in, people transferring him out, he’s not a proper #9, go fuck yourself. He just came off maybe his best ever game in a Liverpool kit against Hoffenheim. He’s just a great pick end of story. He’ll get goals, he’ll score pens, and he’ll get double digit assists. Go on Bobby.

CAP:

Still sticking with Rom. Our hot debate on captaincy last pod lasted about 4 seconds for a reason. There’s just not a huge benefit to going off Rom, even as a Kane owner. I don’t think the risk is worth the reward yet at this juncture.

[fmlfpl]

Lineup Lamentations - GW22

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s.

WALSH

Transfers:

N/A

Will let my double Chelsea attack go on for one last hurrah before I figure out which / how many Spurs assets to bring in next week with two frees. With the positive news on Costa and no huge problems besides Baines' knock which will probably keep him out for 3 months as per usual with him I'm in okay shape to save. Or so it seems.

GK: TOM. Seems like best case 4 pointer with bunch of saves. Meh. After that 10 spot last week he can do no wrong. Maybe he'll stop a pen from Donq. Kill for.

DEF: First three at the back situation for me in a very long time. Alonso and Van Fuck go at home against some shitty ass teams so hopefully there are two cleans there. Van Fuck is on a short leash though - they have been pretty fucking bad lately and it doesn't feel outstanding to have a premium defender spot taken up by someone on a bottom half side. Turning him into a Spurs defender could be great, but we'll see if I have enough money to make it work based on what I want to do in attack. Baines suddenly is a concern. Koeman is a notorious liar about player fitness and it would not be the most surprising thing to see Baines not on the weekend team sheet. Usually when a manager says a player should be fine for the weekend that means he SHOULD BE FUCKING FINE but Koeman doesn't speak clear English and is a little tubby pea coat wearing cocksuck so who knows. If Baines misses out I think I'm going to rip him straight out as I do not want to be dealing with a niggle which could just as well keep him out for a month as had done earlier in the season. We'll see - hopefully he starts and just tits.

MID: This quartet looks ready to fire in some points for me this weekend. Still feel very high on Rambo and the double with Alexis still feels nice. Too bad G is healthy...although Alexis has been returning fairly steadily, there is no doubt that he is less threatening with Donq fuck in there. He will still steadily tick and return as he has done the past handful but an explosion does not feel imminent. Yaya was his usually Yayayay self against Everton playing pretty deep but with Raz in the side City probably have the highest chance of getting a pen of any team in the league. Really big game for City we'll see what Pep does with the lineup. Kinda thinking he will pack midfield, but we'll see. Finally, Hazard is still hanging around in my side. This is probably his farewell game regardless of what he does against Hull. Feels like there is better value elsewhere and he's got a few tough games after Hull. Should tit and tot this weekend though especially with Hull losing Livermore who has been a very steady and solid mid for them. I think they are going to get absolutely battered.

FWD: Crouch headlines my forward group with lesser humans Ibra and Costa fighting over who will carry his boots. I will be watching Stoke closely as Crouch suddenly seems like a reasonably solid start every week forward as long as he is featuring for Stoke. A career renaissance would make it very unsurprising to see this giraffe fuck bonk in another goal this weekend against a fairly short United defense. Hoping for no Fellaini in the team sheet. Costa should slot right back into the 11 for Willy after being declared fully fit by Conte today. Unless he wants to reprimand and bench him to send a message which would be annoying...and sort of a tactic I would expect from a lesser manager. Costa is my insane massive differential this weekend after suffering from I think 6 price drops he better repay it with some puntos against Hull on Sunday.

CAP: Hazard baby. Last time I tipped Hazard cap I took it off him after lineup lambs came out in a sudden rush of madness. I ended up losing points on the switch as often happens with last minute captaincy changes. This time I will not make the same mistake. Even though Alexis is the runaway leader I just don't love him out on the wing, simple as. Yes Burnley are shit away but thinking back to last season Alexis was barely ever a captaincy shout with Giroud in the side and I think the same sort of thing applies now. Hazard does his FPL business at home and I am hoping he flat track bullies Hull. A penalty is very real for Chelsea too as Hull have given away the most in the league which is not something that I am overlooking. A free 10 point spot kick would have me jerking it to a widescreen pic of the Belgian flag on my laptop. Go on Hazzy - do me.

ALON

Transfers:

N/A

Also saving. Saving is just the greatest. Unless you’re getting 0s in your lineup I think saving is a reasonable option whenever you only have 1 FT. It may not feel good, like you’re getting left in the dust by the other more aggressive managers flying into -4s and -8s and shit but no. Calm your tit saving is a beautiful thing always.

I still have Siggy in my team who has had a laser on his forehead for weeks now and I thought that I was finally ready to pull the trigger but I’m not. The maths are hard to do but I was trying in my head to figure out the value of a FT. I don’t know do you? Bottom line is this:

Siggy + FT vs. Eriksen or Alli away at the Ethiad

I’m taking the FT route. I think Tottenham fans and FPL managers are overlooking the fact that City are still a very good team and this match is at the Ethiad. I don’t see Spurs BATTERING them even though they’re probably slight favorites to win. I think I can live w/o Spurs for one more week and then have 2FT next to deal with probably Siggy, Firmino, and maybe one more (ie. if Baines is not fit).

GK: I love Lee Grant we all know this but fuck it feels legitimately awful to not have Heaton. He’s by far the best GK in all of FPL not even close. One day I’ll make that luxury transfer. Not this week though.

DEF: Same ole trio for me protecting Lee Grant starting with newly cemented legend lord of dongs Alonso. Great that he could come out like he did last week and break the hex that I had put on him. He’s golden. Phil Jones keeps his place in my side I just hope that Mou feels similarly because he’s way better then fucking two-footed tackling neck tattoo fuckboi Rojo but I’ll still be sweating the team sheet... United have been very good defensively and I hope they can keep a bundle of cleans in this nice run that they have starting with keeping out Crouch the Giraffe Monster tomorrow.. Lastly Bainesy who yes Walsh summarized nicely above. I’m terrified he’s going to miss and then be in and out for a month which would be classic Bainesy. So terrified that I even toyed with some de Roon transfers and playing my AOA but fuck that. Just have to pray Leighton is fine and can keep being a festival for us both.

MID: Well no transfers so you already know who. Alexis nothing to be said he’s the immutable staple in basically all of our teams and he gives no reason to think otherwise. Stan was a new friend last week and came straight through with a pen goal but he won’t always be on pens with Callum starting every other match basically. Gimme some open play tits Stanny... Stan too like Phil Jones above and Giroud below I will be sweating the fuck out of the team sheet. Usually can rely on Stanislas starting when fit but Howe is the true tinkerman of the league and who the fuck knows what he’s going to do. I got the boy for last week and these two home matches (WAT, CPL) and then I’ll probably figure a way out from Stan because the fixtures turn real bad. And then I have my two assholes who all they do is blank. It’ll be great to start my Saturday at 7:30am watching both Firmino and Siggy blank for fun. Or maybe I’ll get a treat... It would be surprising to see Liverpool score any less then 3 goals and Siggy can always produce a bit of FK magic or just get pen so he’s a tossup to return any week. Regardless 7:30am as both a LFC supporter and owner of both Bobby and Siggy this match kinda totes my mood for the rest of the weekend.

FWD: Heavy hitting fucks. The aforementioned Giroud has been declared fit so that I would imagine means he’s for sure starting. But no matter what Wenger said in the press conference I’m still terrified that he won’t start. Need him to do. Come on Donkey. Ibra loves an away match more then anyone and he has massive returns in five straight. Ibra the man the myth the legend makes it easy to not consider someone like Aguero who is still over a million more expensive. He’ll just keep ticking over. I wonder when United will get their next pen... Lastly Lukaku. Everton have been on the up and up lately playing much better with a change in system and of their next eight fixtures only a trip to White Hart Lane should cause them any trouble. The others being cpl, stk, BOU, mid, SUN, WBA, HUL. Doesn’t get better then that! Three goals in his last four I think Big Rom is primed for a big tit fest of returns over the next month or two which is why I got him. Let’s fucking go.

CAP: Well yeah maybe you could tell by how excited I am to have Big Rom but he’s my cap this week so yes let us go. I hope Walsh isn’t mad at me for capping a player vs Palace but Palace has just one clean all season and 40 goals conceded they are a nightmare at the back to say the least. I think Rom in his form and with Everton as a whole in great form they should batter this Palace side to the tone of something like 3-0. Romelu has played 90′ for 16 straight matches so just need him to keep being him and he should come good in the points. LEZ GOOOOOOO!!!