#but between them im on that but im sure it'll get better! some time in the future i swear ill do a total 180 and actually be...

[qyriaha]

really i need to stop with the eventually i'll get my shit together and at some point i'll be like remotely a person worth anything

[trinnityn]

Caitlyn Kiramman HCS

Warnings: SFW + NSFW 18+ content below. View with discretion. possesive!cait, she fucks you with a gun at some point, Reader and cait are married, shower sex

A/N : lowk short cause i was lazy but i wanted to post this 💙 please dont flop.

SFW

LOVES waking up next to you, and she's definitely a huge morning person cause of that sole reason. yes, she hates work and all the stress that comes with it but getting to wake up to her wife after an amazing night of sleep? thats reward enough for her. probably the only thing she thinks about whenever shes on her way home the only thing she dislikes about your mornings together is whenever she leans in for a kiss and you whine about how you just woke up and think you're too messy, cause. so what? she sees nothing but perfection, even in your worst.

"goodmorning, darling."

"cait i just woke up im all gross-"

"you mean to say you're absolutely exquisite, and yes cait i want a kiss."

"dont ever speak ill of yourself, love."

Speaking of so, she always has something to give to you whenever she got home from a long day at work. it doesnt matter how tired she is. you were mentioning a craving of yours at the morning? immediately getting it after work. hell she'll even go as far as buying flowers or something even more expensive than just food. she just loves spoiling you.

has a habit of grabbing or squeezing your waist tighter whenever she sees someone even glancing at you longer than 10 seconds. she grew up spoiled and basically getting everything that she wanted, in result, she becomes very possesive of the things she has. including you, her dearest, most precious asset.

"cait.. stop squeezing so much. im not going anywhere."

"he was gawking at you, like you're some object."

would beg you for a massage daily or just to play with her hair. would sometimes over exaggerate how tiring her day at work was just to get extra effection from you.

gets SUPER whiny for some reason whenever you dont have your ring on. its like, everyone has to know she has a gorgeous wife, right? thats her wife. always uses the reason that "it compliments your pretty hands.", always kisses every individual finger before sliding the ring back on. she likes to think shes proposing to you again.

"will you marry me?, my lovely wife?"

NSFW

loves tying you up and taking full control. something about it makes the heat pool up in her stomach, and to think that she has power over you makes everything all the better. when shes desperate enough, her handiwork doesnt have to be perfect as long as you're restrained, but when she takes her time? trust it'll be hell. being fully undressed as she works to tie different ropes all across your body, your wet, sopping cunt grinding against the rope between your legs as you squirm for the slightest bit of friction. she'll make sure to punish you for that, though.

VERY dexterous with her hands, better than her strap by a slight difference. has basically fingered you everywhere in the kiramman house. bedroom? had you on her lap as she basically probed and bruised your cervix before having to leave for work. kitchen? bent over and begging for it as she just slipped them in and out of you. bathroom? held you against your back with the shower running, the cold water washing over the couple as she parted your folds, taking her sweet time.

Got jealous of some other girl clearly trying to get in your pants while she turned away for a few minutes at a social event she took you to. even in a prestigious, sophisticated soiree filled with distinguished leaders, politicians she still couldnt hold back her greed. her greed for you, and how much she despises even the sight of you near another person that isnt her. she threw you right on the bed before having your skirt bunched up on your waist and getting your brain fucked dumb with her 8 inch royal blue strap. rubbing your clit in small, tight circles before pushing your panties aside when you were wet enough to plunge straight in your wet heat, taking a moment to adjust before setting a harsh, and punishing pace.

fucked you with a gun once at her desk. sprawled out and shivering at the cold air as she eased the pistol's barrel in and out of your pulsing cunt, your wrists grasped in a tight, almost brusing hold as she held them above your head, whispering into your ear breathlessly keep you on edge.

"good girl, taking my gun well.. what if i just.. pull the trigger? no? then take it and stop squirming, darling."

A/N: thinking of making a fic out of that last one OHHHHH lord. i already have a draft saved LOL

-XOXO, trinnifer💋

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

Hello! I’d like to make a request—could you write a headcanon featuring a Cybertronian reader (gender-neutral) and how Optimus, Bumblebee, and Elita would react if they accidentally hurt the reader?

♡|☆ "OH NO." — The BOTS Accidentally Hurt You! [TFO]

anon, im not sure if this is what you meant cause you didn't mention the continuity or if the relationship between reader and them is platonic or romantic BUT i took a fine middle line :3

including: Optimus Prime, Elita One & Bumblebee

Optimus Prime:

— It was a normal day really, you asked him if he wanted to spar with you and he agreed. Optimus figured it would be a learning experience for the both of you. Not to mention, he did miss spending time with you. Ever since he became Prime he’s always been so busy. But at that moment, he was entirely free. Of course tragedy had to strike when he was just trying to have some quality time with you!

— The two of you were goofing off, cracking a few jokes in between as you traded blows. The Prime was impressed to say the least, you’ve certainly gotten better since the whole… Sentinel incident. Next thing he knew, you missed a step and his energon axe nearly chopped you in half; a gaping tear across your abdomen and there's energon all over. Optimus was quick to react.

— He should’ve been more careful! How could he? Orio- Optimus is not used to his new strength as a Prime in the slightest so he finds it hard to really control it. But that's no excuse! Optimus tells himself as he’s looking at you, blue optics twinkling with concern as he Ratchet patches you up in the medbay. He literally ran into the medbay with you in his servos, he’s never really sparred before; the closest thing he had to sparring were those play fights with… No, he’d rather not think about him.

— Optimus is quick to apologize. Immediately fawning over you with sparkfelt concern, his optics scanning the part on your frame where a gaping tear & burn from his energon axe once was. At least it's fixed now. If his axe had been a bit higher, he would’ve struck you right against your chassis… You could’ve been offlined! Terminated! Done for… And Optimus now knows the capabilities of a Prime frame. Optimus is going to ask you all the important questions and give you necessary emotional support if you’re in a lot of pain. He will be a lot, lot more careful from now onwards. He is not the reckless Orion anymore, he’s a leader.

— And he is your leader, he has a responsibility to you. Optimus sits down, right next to you on your medical berth and honestly, he looks almost ashamed of himself. Please, please tell him you’re okay. He will blame himself and will continue to blame himself for a while until he lets it go. Optimus might even hesitate to spar with you again but will do so after minimal convincing.

— Optimus will visit you regularly to make sure you're recovering well. It'll soothe his spark to know that you're getting better. Please rest well or he is going to worry. He trusts that you will take care of yourself, he wants to do so but he's a Prime now... he doesn't have the luxury of time, something he took for granted back when he was just Orion and the three two of you would just mess around.

Elita One:

— “WATCH OUT-” Too late. Elita is rushing you to the medbay while you keep mumbling assurances about being okay despite her Death Tracker’s blaster having almost made a hole through your side. She’s telling you to shut up in panic as she’s hauling you to the medbay. Don’t lie to her face when she can see you gushing out energon! And from the looks of it, she may have hit a vital line and the thought makes her tanks churn with… something she can’t really explain.

— This isn’t how it was supposed to go. It was just simple shooting practice! Elita thought that you would see the shot coming your way but that was not the case. It seems she overestimated your reaction time. Elita doesn’t tolerate accidents, not in the slightest. She never has and never will. She’s definitely sour about the whole thing but concerned as well, unlike Optimus who’s just fretting over you, concerned and blaming himself.

— Since she was a mining squad leader and has dealt with mining accidents from collapses to literal explosions, she has a quick response time. For this, it was like instinct, her frame automatically went out of its way to take you to the med bay. Even now she follows those protocols like it's muscle memory and because of that you get quick assistance.

— She's going to be pacing around outside the medbay, waiting for First Aid to give the clear so she could enter. In the meantime she has many thoughts swirling through her helm: “I told them to watch out!”, “Were they too slow or was I too fast?”, “Why didn't they dodge?”. Elita won't exactly blame herself for this accident happening. More or so, she's trying to figure out where it went wrong so it never happens again.

— Once First Aid let's her in the medbay, she walks in calmly; composed as ever and just looks down at you as you're laying on the medical berth. Words of comfort aren't her thing. She's going to try and think of something to say, anything and accidentally blurt out something like: “I'll be slower next time.”

— Elita didn't realize it sounded like a taunt until the next day but she isnt sure if she should apologize because would… Would it make things awkward? She's horrible at comforting. Truly a mess.

— But you’re going to be getting the best care ever imaginable because she's going to be checking up on you at least five times a day, take up your duties for the entirety of the time you need rest. Elita One will even go as far as clean up your quarters for you as you frown as lay in your berth. Basically, Elita One makes up for this mishap with actions because she is not good at words.

— Also, she's going to very aggressively make sure you're staying in your berth to get adequate rest. Blue optics narrowing down at you with her servos folded over her chassis as she sees you standing up instead of laying down like you should be. Elita has a smolder and everything, glaring at you in a way that makes you lay back down on that berth immediately.

— “You're.. better now, right?” She asks, almost quietly but the concern is there in her optics, she's trying her best not to make this awkward. Please spare her, she's just struggles to filter herself and Elita is aware of that. She's trying her best not to say something wrong.

B-127/Bumblebee:

— NONONONONONONONONO. He is FREAKING out. Bumblebee freezes the moment he feels your warm energon on his servos, optics wide as he’s just stuck there in shock.

— He wasn't even sparring with you! Bee just wanted to show off a cool trick he learnt with his laser-knife servos! He just slipped up and nearly chopped off you entire servo off!

— Bee quickly snaps out of his shock and fumbles a bit. “Iamsosososososorry… Uhm uh…” His vents are working overtime, there's just so much energon pooling down and he can see your own distress. He isn't sure what to do in the slightest. “RATCHET!” He shouts out with all the energon running through his fuel lines. Bee runs out to find Ratchet while the medic busy with something at the medbay and drags his aft away from whatever it was he was doing at the moment to where you're writhing in pain.

— Ratchet is shocked and quickly takes you to the medbay. Bee is practically dying to know what your status is and Ratchet has to ask First Aid to get him out of the medbay so he could fix your servos better. He was constantly asking Ratchet questions while the medic was trying to fix your servo.

— This poor mech is being crushed by self-loathing. He's overthinking, a lot more than Optimus and Elita would. He's basically spiralling. Will you hate him? Will you stop talking to him? Will you never look at him ever again? What if you never get to use your servo again? Optimus is with him trying to calm him down as hes rambling out all his thoughts to the Prime, he's asking Bee to calm down as he's jumping up and down from stress and anxiety, he might get spark palpitations at this rate and end up putting himself at the medbay too.

— But once Ratchet gives the clear, Bee basically jumps into the med bay to see you and once he sees that you're alright with a smile on your faceplates, his frame visibly relaxes.

— “Does.. Does it hurt?” He asks, gently poking the welding as you wince and it make Bee practically recoil away from you instantly as regret washes over his features. He's making this so much worse for you, is what he thinks. Of course it hurts! Why is he so stupid?

— Proceeds to get scolded by Ratchet but it isn't unkind or inconsiderate. Ratchet makes sure that Bee will know what to do the next time he's caught up in a situation like this instead of fretting about it.

— He gets surprisingly quiet when you're discharged from the medbay and told to take rest. Bee politely reminds you that you have to take rest and does things for you similar to Elita One but less aggressive about it. He's moving things around and taking things for you, Bee doesn't want you to use your damaged servo until Ratchet’s prescribed resting period is over! He'll look at the weld marks and sulk.

— Only way to relieve him of this is for you to say that you forgive him. He'll smile a bit and be in a better mood then. You can see his plating fluff up a little. But he will get over this quickly. Soon enough, he's back to showing off his knife servos again.

the three of them are still sort of immature in TFO, you can't become a battle hardened commander or professional scout within just a few cycles so i wrote them with that in mind

[n3ssier]

modern au! armin arlert, eren yeager, and levi ackerman x alternative!reader hcs

authors note; this is so self indulgent im ngl 😭 also guys pls send in requests i need stuff to write plzzzplz plz

masterlist

armin arlert

-as someone who dresses a bit nerdy and different from the norm, i imagine him looking for an alt s/o who perhaps shares the same interests as him, whether that similarity is in music taste, games you like to play, the food you like, or the media you consume, he wants someone he can relate to!!

-would definitely love if his s/o had dyed hair... if you're ever colouring it at home and he is there to keep you company, i can guarantee he'd ask you to colour a small strip on the inside of his hair so you two can subtly match

-i imagine armin listening to nu metal, grunge music and maybe some shoegaze, but you don't expect it from him at all!! so when you two discover that you have the same/similar taste in music it forms a strong bond between you two

-armin would constantly encourage you to start a pinterest account to post all the aesthetic photos you take of your cute outfits!!

-he's very inspired by you and slowly starts picking up small stylistic choices that you make for himself to do too!!

-instead of buying brand new, he helps you diy clothes and accessories with cheaper supplies and things you thrifted together, making it a fun process and helping you do things like sewing which require some patience.

eren yeager

-if he's going out anywhere to hang with mikasa and armin, or if he's going to a busy enough party he asks you to style him because he knows youve got better drip than him LOL and ocasionally asks to borrow some of your rings or necklaces from time to time

-if you have any piercings he would be obsessed, even considering getting the same piercing on himself before chickening out at the last minute (which you knew he would end up doing)

-thinks that you're immediately superior to other girls that try and flirt with him, just because you're so unique compared to them

-he definitely posts you a lot, he wants to show you off to the world and how well your different vibes compliment each other. every time he posts you on his insta story he spends forever deciding on what song to put over the photo, whether he wants the hip hop that he likes or the metal/punk rock that you listen to

-would beg for you guys to get matching tattoos, definitely not something overly romantic but maybe something in reference to a show or album you both like, something "cool"

-eren listens to death grips im sorry

levi ackerman

-buys everything off vinted/depop to prevent himself from feeding into fast fashion and also becaue he knows it'll make you proud, and if he ever see's a clothing item he thinks you'd like, he sends in a price offer on behalf of you without even asking you first

-if you're ever in control of the music being played whilst you're in the car together and something even remotely heavy comes on he is instantly making remarks like "how do you even listen to this" or "it's just noise" but you know that deep down he actually really enjoys the music

-whenever you get home after thrifting he washes everything you bought for you so that you can wear it asap!!!

-if you ever fall asleep on the couch with makeup still on, he will approach you with a warm, damp face towel and try to gently remove your makeup without waking you so that you dont have to wake up feeling crusty or greasy later on

-this might be too oc but i totally imagine levi listening to shoegaze, but specifically the same 3 artists he's been listening to for the past 10 years. slowdive, my bloody valentine, and cocteau twins. he's not even that big of a fan really he just listens to it in the rare occasions where he does listen to music and keeps it that way.

-if you ever get a new piercing he makes it his newfound duty to make sure you clean it every single morning and night, or if you ever dye your hair in the bathroom he makes it his job to bleach the whole bathroom down and get rid of every small stain you left in there.

[loycos]

my head's a bit clearer, some thoughts about act 3

-my biggest gripe is episode 7- cool idea, love the concept of peaking into a different universe and seeing what our characters couldve been under different circumstances, but a WHOLE episode. when you only had 9 episode in this season, that already feel like theyre moving at a neck's pace. for a universe that ultimately doesn't matter to the main universe where the story takes place. the fact it had timebomb made it feel extremely fan service-y.

-no emotional resolution to a lot of characters. viktor and jayce are the only ones i can think of that felt like they got the screen time and care for an actual emotional closure.

-isha wasn't even mentioned in this act. in general she was already a martyr for jinx's character development but guys can you make it less obvious.

-it started in act 2, hence why i was so jaded on it, but it continues here: just where the fuck the political drama between 2 cities go? the conflict between zaun and piltover took a back seat since episode 4 and never came back. the resolution to it isn't bad per say, but when u got so little focus on it in the finale it just feels rushed.

-i loved the cait and jinx scene. but like, that was the resolution to it??? after act 1 thinking about it disappoints me. im not against a conversation being the climax to a story, but that is, and im not joking, the ONLY conversation these 2 have in the show one on one. in general the jinx\cait\vi arc ends with 1 conversation per duo (well caitvi got one fight and one very steamy sex scene but u won't catch me complaining). and after act 1, idk i think i wanted just a little bit more. im biased though- the jinx\vi\caitlyn dynamic is my favorite part about arcane. the teasers for s2 always had them front and center so i assumed it'll play a bigger part in the story???

-i felt like what the show was at its core, which is the conflict between the sisters and the cities, was completely sidelined this season. in general i can't really tell what the main theme of the show is anymore. but yeah look at the resolution to the jinx and vi story.did it feel like it had the emotional impact u expected? cause i felt like it was underwhelming.

-sevika?? didnt speak since episode 4???? huhh???

-maddie was pointless. why was she there?? i don't understand the point of that character. i dont understand her motives. she ended up not mattering at all to caitvi's story. the only thing i got from her inclusion is "caitlyn fucks" but is it that THAT important??? of a character trait??? to add to caitlyn of all people?? in THIS season??? this belongs in the realm of fanfiction.

-a lot here felt like fanfiction actually. every silco inclusion (except of him in the cell with jinx), the whole "nobody dies au" they threw in the middle, even the caitvi sex scene (IM NOT COMPLAINING THO). the caitvi scene at the end was dialog out of fanfiction, wtf was that.

-why did caitlyn lose her eye? im not like against the idea on a base level but losing an eye is very symbolic, and im not sure what its supposed to represent here. caitlyn is an observant person, its a big character trait for her. so youre basically saying she sees less now? that she's more laser focused? i sure hope not. wasnt her whole arc with giving up of revenge about seeing the "bigger picture"? her sacrifice didn't feel in character, because caitlyn is not really a "fight to the death" type of character like ambessa is. if she made that sacrifice for something like love, or for the betterment of other people, that would be more in line. idk, you couldve made me on board with it but im just very meh on it. also caitlyn only really emotes through her eyes, it sucks that we get even less of it now?? though i guess it doesnt matter at this point.

-what was the point of the enforcer that looked like vander?

-ambessa was so wasted in these last 2 acts its crazy. where's the "you have to be the fox and the wolf" mindset from her? she felt like she was wolfing only with no wit anymore by the 3rd act.

-mel????????????? it was. uhhh. maybe you shouldve saved it for another series, riot. but in this show, waste of time. the fight she had with caitlyn against ambessa was cool tho.

-i sound like im a hater but u have to understand. s1 of arcane was a political drama and a character study show. seeing all this discarded for magic and time travel shenanigans on like 4 different fronts was so jarring it took me out of the show multiple times.

-cant believe im saying that, but i wish they'd try to stick closer to the characters' current state in the source material (the cursed game). someof it felt out of left field and done for shock value, which isn't why we love the story or these characters to begin with.

good stuff:

-caitvi sex lmao ill take it babyyyyy

-jayce and viktor's scenes at the end were powerful.

-as usual, the visuals were phenomenal. the animation is gorgeous. fortiche u made this show what it is and youre still its saving grace.

-thank god they dropped the warwick\vander plot

-i liked the implication of the conclusion to jinx's story, even if it felt a little inconsistent with the character.

-the ending to jinx\vi\caitlyn was poetic and i did love it, even if it was rushed and didn't really hit the emotional highs i wanted it to.

[oh-no-its-bird]

your uchiha houhua au is living in my brain rent free....im sleep deprived today bc i was reading/thinking about it late last night lol, its so good!!

after the massacre he would essentially be sasuke's guardian, right? maybe not officially but still, he'd be in charge of sasuke as the only older family around? idk if he'd be a GOOD guardian but i can see his paranoid ass just always handing sasuke more weapons and money, just in case

i need to know more about sasuke finding out about houhua and itachi's thing for each other!! and does sasuke still end up going to orochimaru in this au?

YEAHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT !!! Uchiha Houhua remains one of The Favorites(tm) I really need to finish writing chapter 1, I'm like. So so close. So close.

I also need to update my tumblr vault fic with all the more recent Houhua au posts, since theres been a good amount of new content, but I'm putting it off till I'm done writing chapter 1 for the actual fic

No but I'm honored it could take up space in ur brain !!

YES! After the massacre, Houhua basically becomes Sasuke's officially unofficial guardian. There's no real paperwork for it done, but like, they really only have eachother

Sasuke flocks to him as the only other Uchiha, and Houhua takes him in both out of pity + not wanting him to be alone, and also partially because he knows Sasuke is a main character and his survival heavily depends on sticking close to main characters in the hopes that it'll help bump his character importance points

Houhua and Sasuke are stupidly rich now just because all of the Uchiha belongings and funds are theirs now.

There's a bit of trickiness bc technically, most of it should go specifically to Sasuke (as he's now default clan heir, though that isn't exactly worth much now) but Houhua is older than him

Houhua will probably end up splitting things between them, and Sasuke will trust him enough to do it (+ be too young to really realize that's something as important as it really is)

I think in canon, and lot of Uchiha shit got stolen or went ""missing"" in their death, mostly bc Sasuke... wouldn't know what to watch out for / prevent people from trying to take. But with Houhua here, it's going to be way hard for anyone to do any sort of grave robbing

Houhua is absoloutley gonna be taking inventory and his past life's experience means he knows to be on guard for people looting the compound when he's not looking !! There might even be some fun drama w that in the future ,,,

Houhua is stuffing weapons and money into Sasuke's pockets, very much fussing over him every chance he gets.

(Because Sasuke is his meal ticket!! He insists to himself, going out of his way to demolish anyone who looks at Sasuke even a little bit funny)

I honestly think Houhua would make for a good guardian for Sasuke overall, tho he'd for sure have his faults. The key word here is 'guardian', not anything like a father— Sasuke is gonna end up seeing Houhua as his (new, better, real) big brother over shitty Itachi over there

Houhua, as Shang Qinghua, lived to be very old (for a human, not for a cultivator) and had a hand in raising and training many disciples.

I like to reference Pride Is Not The Word I'm Looking For (aka the single best Shang Qinghua fic of all time) for my characterization for him, so he's like. Genuinley a good teacher and uncle, when he tries to be. He is just also burdened with crippling self doubt and likes to insist that every nice thing he does is canceled out by his own selfish reasoning behind doing those nice things

In Naruto world especially, filled with shitty murderous parents and a government that churns out murder babies, I think Houhua will be winning awards in his own parenting skills

Then there's also the fact that Houhua did know and interact with Sasuke before the massacre, just not too often. He was Itachi's weird cry baby friend, he'd hang out with him sometime

They just were never really close, and never really got to interact 1 on 1 for long— till, ofc, the massacre happens, and now Sasuke is latching on to Houhua and hyperventalating if anyone so much as looks like they're going to try and separate them

Houhua's existence as a whole allows Sasuke to be a lot more vulnerable, both because he is not "the last Uchiha" and also because Houhua will no doubt try to piggy back off of his revenge quest or even try to steal it entirely (to try and become a more important character, he insists to himself)

So Sasuke is just. Nowhere near as alone as before. And Houhua's own relationship with Itachi helps Sasuke believe Houhua might get it... more than other people, at least.

Ofc, there's also conflict in Sasuke maybe not thinking Houhua gets it "enough", or like Sasuke himself does, because Sasuke was, ofc, Itachi's little brother.

^ I think that would inevitably come in to play later, when Sasuke realizes Itachi and Houhua might have feelings for eachother. Sasuke would be so fucking hurt and feel so fucking betrayed, believing that maybe Houhua never "got it" to begin with

Things get even more complicated depending on when Sasuke learns this tho, because eventually Houhua is going to share his suspicions about the massacre being not as simple as it looked. So Sasuke's own feelings on Itachi are gonna go on a roller coaster of their own, trying to figure out if he himself can or should forgive his brother or no

Its all just a mess tbh, I love to see it

I HONESTLY DUNNO IF SASUKE WILL GO WITH OROCHIMARU OR NOT !! On one hand, mmmayybe ,,,, if he does, Houhua will go with him, full stop.

But there's also a chance that Houhua might try to take his place too! And he and Orochimaru are inevitably going to interact eventually, bc I have plans ,,,

(I mentioned it in another post, but if Houhua ever shares about the system and his past life with literally anyone, I would choose Orochimaru to find out. I think I could get the most milage out of him, and Orochimaru would absoloutley try to hack into the system for immortality and power or some shit)

I think whatever route I go with w Orochimaru will just depend on what I'm feeling when I get to that point in writing the fic. We will have to see where the story naturally leads me, you know? All of the options are so good, so it's hard to choose

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASK !!! I love Houhua au so much, I think its so much fun. Ur ask actually reminded me I really have to keep writing chapter 1, so this has kind of spurred me on to go do that

Hopefully I finish and post it soon!

[valentine-writes]

hii!! i was wondering if you could write headcanons for like the main four spider-kids (miles, gwen, pavitr and hobie) with a reader who like smacks people when they laugh really hard? preferably w/ a reader thats a spider-person but its up to you! :3

aggressive affection!

「 tws + notes: no tws, unedited, dude used once in a gender neutral way, mentions of bruising and minor injuries (but nothing crazy), spider-person reader, reader forgetting that being a spider-person makes them stronger,,, um. (°ー°〃) oops!!! 」

「 gn!reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

↳ ft. gwen stacy, hobie brown/spider-punk, miles morales, and pavitr prabhakar

author's note: YES I CAN YES I CAN!! this prompt iz so funny AUWWUDH I HOPE I DID IT JUSTICE!!! つ﹏⊂ also super excited 2 get to write more of them becuz AWUDGWAAHWGHWAGUAGH I LOVE THESE CHARACTERZ SMM,,, also excuse me if there's more repetition or typos than usual,,, im eepy ( つ᷄ ‸･ )

GWEN STACY headcanons

▸ the first one to fall victim to your little habit. she doesn't mind in the slightest, mainly because she's generally pretty welcome to friendly touches- even if it is slightly more aggressive than she had expected. frankly, you could've literally bitten her and she probably would've reacted the same.

she's a little awkward about it at first, pausing mid laughter as you deliver playful hits to her shoulder and bicep. she playfully shoves you away at first, like, "haha– what– what are you doing–" but quickly warms up to it

▸ here's the thing though. she 100% will do it back. if you're both joking around and losing it over something, you end up hitting each other through laughter. and it'll INTENSIFY. at some points, everyone's wondering if you two are actually beefing or not ur not. itz the way u show affection 2 one another,,, in the strangest manner

when you're assigned on missions with her, you usually end up chatting– and then you find something hilarious to giggle abt and everything goes off the rails

y'all will return to HQ bruised asf like "nah man the anomaly didn't even touch us."

jessica and miguel DEF pick up the fact y'all goof off and beat each other up before even locating the anomaly HWJEJNDNE

unfortunately– gwen is slowly paired less with you on missions becuz of this. they can't have you distracting one another a girl can never have fun fr </3

nothing that some good behaviour can't fix! just try not to give each other a complete smackdown while on duty and you'll be paired together again in no time! hopefully...

▸ both you and gwen forget that being spider-people involves super strength. and though you're both used to taking a blow or two, it stands plain and obvious that the two of you can get carried away. gwen especially. she's just a little rough sometimes– not like she means to be.

sometimes, the dull ache from the bruises she left leave you wondering if you're both a little too funny for your own good. at least she makes sure to take care of it and hold back,, when she can.

when it's your turn to get carried away, she sees your eyes widen as you splutter a million apologies to her. but every time you deliver one hit too hard, she insists it never hurts much as you think.

"dude, it's okay. you can chill out." gwen reassures. "besides, i'm built tougher than that."

she flashes a grin at you, and it's almost convincing. like she didn't even feel a thing. you know better though– gwen definitely has days where she's more sore than she'd like to be because of you. not like she'd ever admit. she likes the random play fights between the two of you.

though, you will admit that the amount of trips to the infirmary in search of ice packs is getting just the teeniest bit absurd. people are starting to ask questions at HQ-- which is fine. the frozen bag of peas gwen offers to you for your injuries works just as good as any ice pack ...it's been sitting in the bottom of her freezer for God Knows How Long but you don't need to know that

HOBIE BROWN headcanons:

▸ you see how this guy interacts with people???

hobie's used to friendly touches, and initiates physical contact without overthinking it. that little shoulder shake he does w/ miles makes me smile everytime i heart hobie. ALSO AAUWHEHWH LEBRON AND DWAYNE'S HANDSHAKE BEING HOBIE'S AND PAV'S?? I ADORE.

you really think something as little as a few friendly punches and hits bothers hobie "forehead-kissing-the-homies-goodnight" brown??? /lh + /hj but man platonic physical affection hobie. like. hear me on this one.

▸ he's 100% cool with it– actually initiated it before you did. nothing crazy, a light smack on your back or arm as he laughed with

eventually, while joking around with you, realized you had the same habit

you end up hitting each other quite a bit– but he's not as accidentally aggressive as gwen is. laughing with hobie won't get you hospitalized, he's cognizant enough with his strength to know how much to hold back.

▸ then again, there are times where you get carried away. hobie's quick to shake it off, not feeling the effect of the hit until later– if you notice and apologize, he'll just shake his head and shrug

"nah, nah– it's fine." he insists, chuckling a bit as he rubs the spot where you smacked him. "there's been worse."

and yes, objectively, you know that's true– but you both fight villains in your everyday life. of course there's going to be worse than just a hit too hard. he won't accept an ice pack– but will joke that you could just kiss it better instead

that earns a groan from you, smacking him again in the arm for good measure as he snickers

MILES MORALES headcanons:

▸ doesn't hate it!! not against it!!! find it surprising at first. he didn't expect a playful punch to his arm in response to his little joke, but watching as you giggled uncontrollably, hitting him lightly– he decided that he didn't mind too much

he knows you don't mean any harm, so it's cool with him! he's rolling with the punches literally every time you two are losing it

▸ if you land a smack on him that ends up being a little too hard, he'll definitely try to play it off awkwardly, rubbing it and nervously laughing when you ask if he's okay

"oh sh–" you promptly stop, your smile fading as concern floods your face. he winced slightly at your last hit and it was much to obvious to ignore. "you good, miles? i am so sorry–"

"me? yeah, yeah– it's cool!" he replies dismissively, giving you the lightest punch back. miles laughs nervously at your completely unconvinced expression.

"bro. cmon. be real."

"that? hah– nahh. barely felt it." spoilers!!! he felt it

you keep it in mind to dial it back a bit when with miles, because he barely hits back and hates admitting when it actually hurts.

you'll get an occasional "ow–" with a little chuckle, but he refuses to acknowledge that you might be a bit too rough. he jus doesn't wanna hurt feelings man :(

you're his friend who gets a little too carried away sometimes– and that's fine!!! besides, he can't let gwen and hobie have all the fun.

"you holding back on me?" he asks you, noticing your hits have gotten weaker.

"what's it to you?"

"i can handle it. 's fine!! really!" miles says. there's a beat of silence as you stare at him incredulously.

"and you didn't bruise last time?." you ask, raising an eyebrow.

"yeah."

"...say swear."

miles raises his hands, sighing. "ok, look–" HE WANTZ 2 ROUGHHOUSE W/ HIS FRIEND TOO OK (*ﾉε｀*) besides. u and gwen and hobie seem to have so much fun w/ it,,

▸ because of his stubbornness, you oblige, pulling your punches just a little less when having a little laughing fit with him.

as a result, miles develops a habit deflecting your hits while absolutely losing it. gently shoving your hands away as you smack him, both of you doubling over laughter

miles will say sumn he knows you'll find a lil too funny and just,,, *cue continuous hitting and blocking as he predicts literally Every Movement you make* he's literally learned to parry becuz of u HAJWBDKDNEN

PAVITR PRABHAKAR headcanons:

▸ the type to pretend to beat up his friends while making punching noises when he's bored

he's just lightly tapping u with his knuckles going "pow– pow pow– bam–" under his breath HANWJENDN IM SORRY I FIND THIS FUNNY. i also. do this. (｡･･｡).

and ur like "...uh. ok."

he's def not opposed to it!! when he has the energy, he's all for it!!! pavitr's playfully hitting, shoving you away, gasping for air as the two of you giggle over something that's only really funny to the two of you.

he's pretty energetic most of the time, and it manifests as you "brawl" with each other as you laugh over some stupid joke.

▸ when you hit him a little too hard, most of the time, he doesn't even notice until the aftermath manifests as a bruise or two on his arms– but even then he doesn't care.

however,,, there are occasions where he initiates it, laughing and smacking you– and when you're laughing with him, raising your hand to hit back, he'll gasp dramatically, recoil instantly and get all dramatic about it i'm projecting all the things i do onto pav i bet u cant tell /sarc

pav the minute you decide to try and get him back– bar for bar, word for word:

he's just a little guy,, a little guyy,,, nooo,,, itz also his birthday,, he's a little birthday boy– HWJWBDN SORRY THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS

this is a bit that he drags on FOREVERRR like itz the funniest thing in the world

▸ ALL of his hits are a little too hard. he does the fake beat up thing a lot but when you two are roughhousing, you're the one reminding him to chill out through stifled laughs

he'll immediately soften the blows quickly at your request, knowing it's probably best for you to remain as uninjured as possible when not doing mission. can't have your shit rocked before you even face a villain!!! his hits end up somewhere between hobie's and gwen's– an almost perfect middle (*´꒳`*)

almost.

occasionally, he'll literally just... take the hits. not like miles where he's deflecting. he's jus standing there laughing while you smack him. which is a concerning sight for anyone who isn't used to your antics!!!

this happened in hq once and peter b, who happened to be walking by, lowkey thought you were straight up attacking pav

upon hearing the two of you giggling though, he figured that he wasn't witnessing an act of violence and didn't have to step in

[aakaneeee]

Hanatsu thinks he's intelligent. He believes he is above my motives, above what I believe in, above my actions. Narcissism. He considers me a hypocrite who performs an incomprehensible amount of blasphemous actions. But he isn't so smart. He's slowly but surely falling into me. I know he will, because he isn't superior. He is just human, like everyone else but me.

I know he sees the world the same way that I do. He has the same possessive glint in his eyes. He has the same dark eyes. He would perform my actions. Except he wouldn't be forgiven in the end, like I will be. But maybe, if Hikari really insists, I'll give him part of salvation too, after he's truly fallen. He will be bound, at some point. I know he will.

I remember when we first met in the ANAKT garden. He was reserved, watching me preach, observing quietly while sitting near a tree. To others, he was eclipsed by me, not noticing him. To me, I knew I'd manage to convert him. He is The Moon.

Hikari is one beautiful person. She believes. She knows what is right, she listens to my words and goes by them without question. Her faith shines like nothing I have ever seen before. She joined very quickly. I'm convinced that she was meant to follow me like an apostle. Her steps follow me, she is extraordinarily devout. In fact, she brought members to me by choice.

She sees the world so simple. Her faith is the lens she watches through. It's all sunshine. But she's so deeply sensitive... I've been showing my interest in converting Hanatsu, and doing what she considers "neglecting" her. No, of course, I was simply testing her faith. He always insists on comforting her, which ruins my plans. But once he's fallen, it'll be perfect.

When we first met, her eyes immediately sparkled. Her, who shines so bright. She is The Sun.

I am the one keeping us togheter. I am the one promising salvation, that I will, in fact, deliver. I am the one that leads, I am a path to righteousness. I am The Star.

ARCHIVE-⁰⁰²¹²¹

Yuina... she knows. She knows about my view. She knows. She's a hypocrite and a horrible person. Hikari is the Sun. She's..  never seen the night, she's pure and untainted. Well, I am not the moon, and Yuina is not a star. We're pitiful, it's true, but I am trying to get better. I am trying my best to go down the right path. She believes firmly that what she is doing is right. I don't even doubt that she will become a murderer sooner or later... She isn't above pulling strings in the competition and praise God for 'saving her'. She's misleading everyone... and I hope she won't manage to get to me. Like she got to Hikari... [sigh] I feel deeply sorry for her. I've tried so hard to pull her out of her delusion... but Yuina is the prime for her. [bitter chuckle] I hope that she is atleast happy... like a child. Her light, I will forever bask in.

FILE NAME: (Letters to my "friends" in ANAKT-May we revisit each other after salvation.)

Further information:

-Yuina means "to bind", Hikari means "to be bound" and Hanatsu means "to release" ;

-the moon and the star shine on the same sky (similar principles), but the moon changes it's shape every month until it gets smaller and smaller (eats itself away in guilt and tries to hide because it's wrong)

-the star and the sun are both stars, but they appear in our view at completely different times, and the stars are more interested in the moon.

-in the end, the sun and the moon appear on the same sky, but they are so far apart, and the star is between them.

-2121 is the angel number of reconsideration, reevaluation of relationships.

-Hikari briefly heard about what the snow really is, Yuina told her to not believe such stupid claims, but she's wary of it anyways. It's one of the only times she disobeyed her.

-the number 222 is often associated with the moon, while 1 is associated with the Sun.

tagging some of you guys.. again.. IM SORRY.... @sotogalmo @apriciticreveries @4listr @verdantlights @nottoonedin @junebluues if you guys don't want to be tagged just tell me and I'll stop!!<3

[werosmyss]

ok i feel like were well on the cusp of getting more hazbin news, so i wanna finalize my predictions for s2 going forward (mostly vox/radiostatic focused). i also haven't seen any of the leaks so a) don't talk about them and b) they may outright confirm or deny any of this but i don't want to hear it either way

okay, predictions below the cut since this got longer than i liked

we know vox (and luci) will both be more present due to vivs tweets

vox & alastor backstory episode, it'll either be the full episode or the a/b plot with some sort of dramatic foil

in said episode we will get canon radiosilence (not copium not copium)

i really dont want to say this but i think the most common fallout theory (vox made an unwanted advance that broke the camel's back, whether that was the partnership proposal or something romantic/sexual) is probably going to be canon. i really hope that it will be nuanced, though, and not just come out of nowhere

radiostatic and radioapple fans will be eating very well this season

by extension the applemedia content will blow up for sure

this is more copium but i want staticmoth to be confirmed as a fwb/fuckbuddies situation. i think they work better as found family/friends who fuck each other rather than as a relationship, because i personally have a hard time seeing staticmoth as anything other than toxic.

velmilla will be real (not copium not copium) (this one is mostly a joke, but...)

another rap battle or musical duel of sorts between vox and alastor just because i like stayed gone and i love old news more

the first hazbin/helluva crossover will probably be a minor cameo and not a major role, and it will be in hazbin before helluva.

my vote for crossover (which i dont know how well this works given the animation timelines) is to see some of the mastermind fallout and headlines and newsreels and such

radiostatic has no chance in hell of happening in canon (and neither does radioapple, sorry guys)

season will either end with the vees being permanantly disposed of (unlikely), neutered as villains (most likely) or on the path to redemption (also unlikely, though i see them taking this path with valentino, whether or not it succeeds or fails, to drive the "everyone deserves a chance at redemption" point home. would be crass to put canon val in the hotel with angel, though, and i don't see a good way of doing this (maybe reedeemed valentino is endgame for s4?)

by the end of season 3 (i know these are s2 predictions but..) alastor will do something to betray the hotel and be cast out, whether that is a misunderstanding, intentional, or a result of his deal, i don't know. i desperately need alastor to betray them because i just re-read that one tuesday and im coping.

please dont let vox be pookie. im begging you

^^ by this i mean don't let vox take the easy road out by claiming abuse at valentino's hands. ties in with my earlier hope about them just being fwb, but i want vox to be a proper villain. i love making him pookie but the show should keep him evil

alastor's power will be significantly diminished over the course of the season. lucifer will be begrudgingly helping mend the would from adam at charlies request. radioapple shippers will go feral for this

radiostatic fight scene. proper fight scene, anime fight scene, anything to take advantage of the amazon budget. let me see them really go all out against each other (second to last or last episode of the season)

okay this one is more for me but i want a recreation of the pilot scene where alastor first shows up at the hotel, but with vox.

also, this season will see the people who make those radiostatic similarities gifsets eating VERY well. like we will see back to back shots of them doing the exact same behaviors. never forget who raised you, vox.

we will get radiostatic merch finally because the radioapple shippers got their hoodie and damn it i want one too

vox will be taller than alastor (not including hat, ears, antlers, poofy hair) despite what the announcement video shows. i am a tall vox truther and there is no way that man isn't exactly 1 inch taller than alastor just to spite him.

please let baxter be voiced by richard horvitz please he is so zim coded

if any of the vees are getting 'redeemed' (not fully, but starting on the path) at the end of this season, its velvette. she really seems to have no problem with anyone at the hotel, and would be easiest to fold into the main cast as a neutral/anti-hero sort of character. vox obviously has his shit with alastor, and val has his shit with angel. there is no way either of them would survive at the hotel for more than an hour. velvette actually has a chance (and i am a velvette simp sorry)

give me domestic found family vees not because i want to undercut their role as the villains but just because i love them and need to see them being silly like in the finale

GARDENER VALENTINO how could i forget omg we NEED to see val just being so obsessed and in love with his plants. if redeemed val is endgame then we need to start sowing those seeds now

i do NOT want to see any sort of valentino backstory excuse shit this season. if we get anything like that, it needs to be in s3 or 4. i don't want to see any 'oh he used to be in the same position as angel' 'hurt people hurt people' etc etc etc. if that's the way they take this storyline, okay, but it would be too much at this point in the plot and feel more like an excuse than an explanation. i love valentino as a villain, but his character needs to be handled carefully if they want to actually try and redeem him and not make him a stella-type 'completely evil' character.

if val is going to be stella please dont make vox stolas. vox can be andrealphus, they can both be comically evil. vox is not the stolas in this relationship.

i know i said radiostatic will never be canon but a small part of me wants the show to end with them being friends at least, or at least not outright hating each other.

also!!!!!!!! make the static communication canon! i dont know HOW they would visualize it, but i need to believe that vox and alastor can communicate through the ariwaves and im really not taking no for an answer here

also also we need at least one more overlord meeting and it has to go like that one story from the radiostatic zine (this one, which may be my favorite from the whole thing) in the sense that the entire thing gets completely derailed by alastor and vox fighting across the table. literally my favorite thing to see whenever it pops up in a story.

okay i want to hesitantly say that thats it. its 12:40am, i just had a delicious coffee from my fuck alastor mug, and now im going to go re-read more of my bookmarks and pine for the tv man

[goofysillywriter]

bleeding heart

Notes: hi hi first x reader fic im sharing, and it's with Rafayel, who I've been super normal about, shout out to my friend who really got me into l&ds. please, please know that if I don't respond to any comments left, I do see them I just get overwhelmed easily

!hurt/comfort, self-harm(hair pulling and hitting self)!

little summary: You and Rafayel get into an argument that hurtful words are shared, and you both hurt. It's ok(ish) in the end as you both seek the other out for forgiveness.

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You've known Rafayel to very much be the type of person to lay out why certain things upset him, sure sometimes it's in a roundabout way, but he doesn’t leave things to build up. Sometimes(all the time), you know when he is genuinely happy about something, just like knowing when he's truly hurt by something.

Which is why having two emotionally charged people that will pick fights isn't good. You and Rafayel are in an argument, one that has long since turn into just saying mean things to just hurt the other. This wasn't how you wanted to spend your day off but fuck it at this point really.

“Why can’t you just drop it? Or better yet forget all about it seeing as it's so easy to just forget about me.” Rafayel snaps. This kills the words in your throat. You can only stare at him before laughing bitterly.

“You know that's not how my memory works.” Is all you can really say as you watch Rafayel turn to storm off. The sound of a door being slammed shut is all it takes for everything to hit.

It's easy to be mad, but after that comes the hurt. But you don't hurt enough, it's your fault this all happened isn't it. You forgot about lunch, you forgot when you were supposed to meet up, all the times you forgot hit you. Some small part of you knows it's not your fault, lunch was forgotten because of a Wanderer, the meet up wasn't you were dealing with a flare up, however the rest of your brain just wanted to hurt.

Your hands find their way in your hair and you pull and hit. Not the healthiest of ways to deal with this but fuck. By now you’ve found comfort on the floor back against the wall as you fight everything in you to not slam your head back. It’d be so easy why not add more pain its only fair isnt it.

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Rafayel isn’t sure how much time passed but hes since calmed down. He knew as well he'd have to apologize to you for the things he said. Groaning he runs a hand over his face, he loved you so much but it's hard. Emotions are hard.

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You haven't moved from your spot, hands now laying on the floor. Your head hurt but what else is new, you force yourself to just stare at the ground as the soft sound of a door opening and closing can be heard. Pulling your knees close to your chest you rest your head against your knees. Like this will hide you away from the fact Rafayel is going to see you. Hide the fact that if he looks close enough you still have strains of hair you've pulled out. Hide the fact this whole thing triggered you to have an episode.

A twisted part of you wants to see him feel bad about it, while also relish in the self-loathing it'll bring you.

Instead of any words being said between you two, Rafayel simply takes a seat next to you. Not touching, but just close enough you know he's there. The sound of him softly humming is what fills that void now. Unsure of how long you both sit you uncurl yourself and lean against him, Rafayel pauses to take a quick glance at you before continuing his humming.

Hearing a soft apology is more than enough for you as you nod, slowly moving your hand to hold his own.

There's comfort in knowing that no matter what, you both will seek the other out to make amends.

[cringe6fail6star6]

i love you even if youre real now/i loved you when you werent: 3 chapter

Argh...my heart... its beating....BY POPULAR DEMAND PART 3!!!!

Man im running out of ideas already bc dont remember the full lore properly, so i might do some reader insert memes bc...look at my blog... its all shitpost that spoils everything. But id love to hear yall ideasss!!!! My inbox/tags/comments always open :>

reader x xavier(theres not as much xavier); reader & mc

reader isnt mc; reader is mc's roomate; mention of violence; mc being a badass; mc has a name(vi); mc is poli; sylus being edgelord; twins being dismissive; mephisto is the best bird; technically self-aware au; Ignore mistakes n misspelings

You-your-y/n-dad cat

[>Enjoy reading!<]

-Next time you suggest working together, im taking up Xavie on a missions. - you exhale into the mask.

-Its not my fault i didnt know it'll work so well!! - she whisper screams at you. The car rides over a bump and before the driver can look behind him to check if you two are awake. You close your eyes.

The drive is really bumpy, but luckily, eventually, comes to a stop. Both of you are pulled out of the car. You fall to your knees with no issues, before catching Vi from falling face down. She looks around with dazed eyes, seems like the sedative was working better on protaganist than you.

Your mind mentally skips through Sylus introduction. Even if the body of a random criminl explodes right above you, no blood falls down on you two. Sylus looks between you and Vi and you feel yourself drowning in exhaustion. Collapsing.

-We can just swirl a hole in the back of their heads and...- You hear one of those bastard talking over your head.

You blink slowly, its dark and a lamp is staring right at you with two masked people watching you back. You rub your eyes before Vi jumps up in awareness. You lazily look at her and listen to her banter with the twins.

The only way you have any idea of their diffrences is that: the older one is sillier. And thats it. And even then youre not sure.

-You brought someone with you. That surprised boss, not me though. But it just means sneak attack will be more successful! - biting gesture with their fingers at your direction is... cute. Unimpressive. But cute.

-Lets go. - You nudge Vi but she argues with twins a bit more before you drag her by her forearm to keep everyone safe.

-Yeah, listen to dada cat! - they snicker before you throw a random pillow at them, which they dodge, and you pull Vi up with you.

-Behave, you two. - you wave them away dissmissivily.

Then comes the test. You are supended in a red cage flying right behind the motorcycle with Sylus and MC. Energy evols are OP and weird and you hate it. Be happy n109 zone doesnt have as much bugs than Linkon, brat, this place is horrible as is. Think about rainbows or something, i dont know! Im just a narrator!

-She... Its not working because she hates you, sir. - Scientist utters and you see the betrayal in the bosses eyes. - She might be disgusted with you on the inside.

You see Sylus' expression sour as he looks away from Vi, you recognize that look. He wasnt your main but he is a threat so this pained glance at the floor does catch your attention. But then he glares at YOU.

-What about this one? - he points your way with his head and doctor beckons you to let him scan you.

Unsurprisingly your evol barely meets A rank, but doesnt say what your evol is. At least you make it say: "Illusions". Its best kept that way.

-Huh. These are pretty rare, but theres not much use for it. - scientist says before waving Sylus back to attention. - This one doesnt have the shard. - you audibly exhale, thank god you arent important to the story.

-...Fine. - this brat cant be for real. - open the cages, ill see how actually good these two are.

The wanderer appears, Vi isnt struggling, but Sylus gets punched in a face emough times for you to CONSIDER healing him. But you dont. Vi is more important in your eyes. Because she is. The safe barrier you create around you three holds up pretty good, giving time for Sylus and Vi to agree on a final blow.

Which, by the way, sorry for forgetting to mention buuuut...The finishing moves Vi throws on those wanderers, unprompted, the ultimate attacks - are so pretty to watch from the side. And dont take up 2 minutes out of a counter, THAT DOESNT EXIST HERE!!!!

Anyway, back to the running back to Linkon. You fail.

Well, you dont, Vi does. She stays in n109 zone bc shes literally linked to Sylus by wrists. You tell her,

-Ill tell Jenna to get you out. - you two hold each others shoulder, staring at each other in what normal people would call awkward manner.

-Dont worry, ill be fiiine.-hunter drawls out. Grinning from ear to ear.-Its just some mafia boss. He will die before i do!

-Vi thats not funny. - you eye Sylus from the corner of your eye. - thats serious situation, im sfill baffled hea letting me go.

-Oh you dont need to worry about me. - Shes smiling in a fake manner but you let her go to the auction.

Worried? Yes. But you knew it'll be fiiine. Still worried though. Which... is deserved. Sylus is right there. Be he on our side or not. You wont tell her that.

By the time the curse of the night sky is over and Linkon blinds you, you start filling formal complaint that Vi and you werent qualified for this mission to begin with. Swearing at anyone who was near, Tara not included she said she was worrued we died, Xavier doesnt count either bc again fictional work crush.

You request that when Vi returns, you go on vacation. Where? Same place Zayne is going of course! Theres pretty nice resort and all. Vi deserves a proper vacation, and Creamy robot fox is great support instead of a Busted Balls.

It seems our worried attitude does get attention you wanted. Rumors start spreading about onychinus even in the UNICORNS. You dont have a plan or an explanation why you wanted there to be rumors yet.

bad side to rumors. Xavier might get them. And he did. Ouch your sleep schedule even more. Trying ro catch a few free hours of snooze on your weekends just for fire department to tell that the building might be on fire so they need to check. But when youre on the first floor and take a step outside you see the culprit.

-Shes fine. She'll return soon, stop trying ro cook her something! - its second fire alarm that Xavier has triggered in last days. - Fire department will gonna put us on a black list if you keep doing this!

-Im sorry. - he holds his hands in front of him, holding them tightly while looking on the ground. Cooking together is a good idea, you say yourself, it'll be good way to spend time together, you convince yourself.

-Vi is in danger and i cant do anything. - you blaME YOURSELF??? HELLO???? You rub your eyelids, sighing. - Where did you even found this recipe that it required an hour in the oven?

-it didnt, i just forgot and took a nap.-the guy, the legend, laughs awkwardly and holds the back of his neck with apologetic look in his eyes.

-Xavie, as a friend of Vi, please go get pills for nercolepsy or i swear to god. - You think for a moment for a proper threat that isnt one. You grab deepspace hunters shoulder, staring him dead in the eyes and use the most casual tone you have.- Im slashing your tires.

-I dont have a car.

-Im breaking your windows. - you dont miss a beat.

-Dont do that. - hes not pulling your hand off his shoulder and now you feel weird for being around him. Youre not overstepping any of his boundaries that you know of, but it is overstepping yours.

-I should call Tara so she helps us cook something up.-You look in your phone- I think i might still have some eggs. - you see people start to slowly return back in the building. Nice. Finally.

-Why not cook together? Just us.

-Because that would be weird? For normal people?

-Oh so we arent people now? What are we?alien bunbuns? - he puts his hands over his head like bunny ears and you mentally collapsed from this unexpected attack.

-a....-That... cuteness aggression is about to kill you. Oh wow the sky is so bright and vast and not suspiciously shaped like an alien that walked through a chronorift 13 years ago. -Id love to be a vampire instead not gonna lie.

-Why?

-So i can feed off of you constantly. - your hand hits the wall really hard and now you fumbled again. Watch what youre saying kids or your knuckles will be busted just like the crow outside your window. - i think i broke my hand. - you say from crouched position whilw holding your hand under your chin.

Anyway, Xaviers house is REALLY bright. His bathroom is really clean. And bandages hes putting on your bleeding knuckles just happen to make this feel real for you to speak up. Xaviers hands are so soft and bandages tug so painfully, hes so careful and so nice for not mentioning your vampire comment from a few minutes ago.

He does live on a pretty high floor...BRO DO NOT JUMP OFF THE BUILDING

[burningfunobject]

Arcane characters as tma entities but with season 2 context

For jinx, I'd say the desolation, and I had thought about giving her the spiral but hear me out. Jinx lost everything she knew and loved, literally burned to ash, and that's obviously how powder becomes jinx, by losing everything. Besides I'd say that her hallucinations are more of a mark of the spiral than anything else

Vi is a lot simpler. I would say that she's definitely slaughter but more in the direction Melanie was headed rather than some of the other character I'm going to put as the slaughter. I think it also ties in quite well with her both going to stillwater and becoming an enforcer

For sevika I'd say the corruption. Now it links in with her whole thing with shimmer, but I put her as corruption because of her loyalty. I'll explain it better with silco, but for the time being it'll mostly be down to her loyalty to the cause and shimmer (think like the love bombing episode in s4)

Mel is the Web obviously. I don't feel like I really need to explain this like just watch her introductory scene

Ambessa is also the slaughter but more to do with war than Vi's more rabid violence. Now I could see an argument for her being the hunt because of her wolf motif and her tracking people down and all of that. But her actions in season 2 really scream slaughter to me

For Caitlyn I really wasn't sure what route I wanted to go down. In season 1 I had given her the eye, but it definitely doesn't fit as well. I didn't want to give her the slaughter because she's too methodical for that. She's too detached for the corruption and honestly too explicitly violent. So I finally landed on the hunt, mostly because of her single mindedness trying to capture jinx. Plus she really reminded me of Daisy in s2 act 1, her hurting a lot of people for the sake of putting away dangerous people and taking her vengeance too far

Cassandra gets the corruption becauseeese idk she's rich ig we really don't get to know her very well

Maddie is the spiral. Maddie above all else is a lie, her entire existence as Maddie is a falsehood. She says she's your friend and says she is something you can trust and then stabs you in the back. We don't even know if Maddie is her real name. I would have thought the web, but she's not the one pulling the strings

Lest is the eye bc of her whole spying thing tbh she's barely in the show

Silco is the corruption. Obviously you have that sense of loyalty and love between him and jinx so that fits. But more than that it's the way he spreads his influence, he calls to those who won't pit up a fight through shimmer and then gets everybody else to fight against those against him. Silco is dependent on other people's loyalty. More than that he is the main distributor of shimmer. Shimmer spreads through zaun like a disease and silco himself has fallen to its infection through singed. Basically shimmer is a sickness and singed gave it to silco who spread it through zaun and to his followers (including sevika)

Singed is also the corruption, as seen with silco. However, im not tied to the idea. Honestly, I could see him sort of like salesa, giving out artifacts tied to the entities but not actually tied to any of them

Jayce is the eye, like I feel like I don't even have to explain it. Like first and foremost, he wants answers. Like with hextech or even viktor's illness. However I really dont know with him. He could be the hunt but I don't really see it, more of a mark than anything else, same with the spiral

I cannot decide for viktor. In season 1 I would put him with the end with a mark of the corruption off of singed, that could turn into becoming (Mike crew-ish). But in season 2 I genuinely have no clue, he could be the corruption, the end, the extinction, the stranger, or even the flesh. Though I think I'd but him with the stranger just because I think it fits best with arcane's machine herald. Og league viktor is probably the flesh

Ekko is the vast literally just because I think it works. He's got the time travel thing and obviously that's an overwhelming concept plus yk he flys.

Heimerdinger doesn't deserve an entity. He's freaking jurgan leitner. Or a stand in fir whatever Robert Smirke had going on. Point is I hate him and his ratty little dog

[blushingbubbles]

to the good girl anon -- tumblr is being weird and won't let me answer you directly, so here is your answer!!

you decided, because of your fluctuating addiction to orgasms, to go into february denied. now you want to try edging, but are afraid of touching yourself with no orgasm at the end. you asked Men on tumblr how to edge and their verdict on whether or not edging was "worth it," and now you're not sure if you should believe them.

you want to know what i think. okay.

the idea that orgasms 'feel better' the longer you stay away from them isnt really true. an orgasm is the cookie dough ice cream in your freezer. it's good all the time.

it's still the same ice cream regardless of if you have it three days in a row or if you wait a month between servings.

the orgasm doesnt change. YOU do.

if you cut sugar and decide "hey, instead of having ice cream at the end of every night, im going to only have it at the end of the week, as a treat for getting through work unscathed" the ice cream is not only a perfect sweet treat-- it's also a reward!

when you have that ice cream at the end of the week, it tastes better not because the product has changed, but because you set and met a goal. it tastes better because you earned it.

in this metaphor, orgasms are like ice cream. you start loving and wanting them not for the physical pleasure they bring, but the reward they represent. the goal you set and accomplished.

i say "you set," but this goal can be set by other people too! for example, i just entered long term denial for the first time, and i might not cum until the end of 2025. Everyone on this blog decided that for me, and im excited for that!!

And im excited for that because I know that if and when i do get permission to cum again, it'll mean i've earned it.

some people feel better when they cut out sugar. they have more energy, they're less cranky, they're more enthusiastic about their days.

cutting out orgasms and edging instead.....kinda....does.....the same thing..... for me.

[6sixx6sexual6]

Hi I was wondering if you make GNR fics and if you do can you pls make one of Izzy being mean to his girl or something and if you don’t write gnr fics can you do Vince or Nikki being mean to his girl thank you!!

HII I DONT WRITE FOR GNR BUT MAYBE IF I FEEL LIKE GETTING DISGUSTINGLY EDUCATED ON THEM THEN MAYBE. ALSO I THINK YOU MEAN LIKE NIKKI OR SOMETHING BEING MEAN TO HIS OWN GIRLFRIEND AND NOT IZZYS? IM PRETTY SURE

word count: 678

warnings: manipulation, drugs, alcohol, nikki being an ass

ok so just to start things off I don't really know whats going on with like mick and something about nikki sueing him or something and it kinda sucks. but if Nikki would do that to his “brother” now then imagine what Nikki would do to his girlfriend back then.

don't get me wrong, he loves you to death and he shows it, but there's a lot of reasons as to why he would be so toxic or mean.(drugs, alcohol, pressure, and i'm sure in a relationship like this the lack of love he got as a child would probably come into play.)

He does love you though. Sometimes he can just be an asshole. but not so much physically if he's being mean just to be mean but more emotionally if that makes sense.

There can be a number of reasons why Nikki could be mean to you. It could be from drug-induced behavior, especially if he's feeling aggressive or paranoid from being high.

It could also be if he's feeling insecure or threatened in some way, and his default response is to become defensive and lash out. Another possibility is that he's simply being a dick, and he's not thinking deeply about his behavior, but rather just reacting negatively.

he would probably be really passive-aggressive like the silent treatment or just act cold and ignore you. He would also make mean comments, either outright or in a snide or sarcastic way and harsh with his words and demeanor, saying hurtful things to you in order to hurt you and make you feel bad about yourself.

He's the type to go for sensitive points and use them as a weapon, knowing that it'll hurt you even if the criticism may be accurate or true, but if you do it to him hes shutting it down immediately, like getting in your face telling you to shut up or knock it off.

now if you were like in front of people like the band or something, he wouldn't wanna embarrass you or him, and he doesn't wanna hear shit from the guys or get looks from people if he were mean to you, so the most he would do in public is like get real close to you and tell you to leave him alone then walk away.

but if he were just mad or being a dick he'd still act like a boyfriend I guess, but wouldn't talk much. but while he's in this pissy mood he wouldn't try and solve it or apologize.

maybe he would after he got something good out of it but most likely not. maybe he'd disappear for a while then come back with his stupid smile like nothing really happened.

I'm telling you this man is a manipulator and gaslighter! there's no way he's not.

Nikki can manipulate in several ways. He might use emotional manipulation to play on your feelings and make you doubt yourself or your own thoughts and opinions.

He could use intellectual manipulation, where he uses reason and logic to get you to agree with him. He could gaslight you, where he alters reality and convinces you that your own memory of an event is wrong. He could even use guilt or fear to get you to do what he wants.

Overall, he uses his intelligence, charisma, and your feelings towards him to manipulate you to get what he wants.

If Nikki ended up making you cry, he would probably feel guilty and try to make amends after he came down from his aggressive or mean behavior.

He might apologize and try to make things better between you two, it depends on how far he took things, but he would likely feel regretful for making you cry and wouldn't want to see you upset. he'd probably say things like “I didnt mean it like that” in a slight pissy tone but hugging you at the same time.

but he doesn't ever really wanna make you cry. it doesn't bring him pleasure and he always ends up feeling guilty.

[rookiesbookies]

Seeing your hc of greek god!ghost made me think of how much of a disaster it'll be if he found someone he's into only for them to get cold easily and wears like 5+ layers everywhere they go

So I have bad circulation and a neurological condition that makes my extremities get very cold, which is why I believe I am qualified to write this. There’s nothing I love more than grabbing my partner with my cold fingers or touching him with my cold feet, my friends are also victims. As I write this one of my hands is ice cold and the other is a completely normal temp. Wish he was here so I could rub my hands over where he’s ticklish and make him shiver (im evil)

I had a lot of fun writing this ask, I do want to do more with this AU later so I love getting asks about it but I do need to clean up my master list😭

Fic under the cut

Masterlist is pinned on profile as always, don’t forget to leave me a comment or a request in my inbox to let me know what yall want to see!

Price was sent a younger maiden one other time. She had been just under the age he liked and he truthfully believed she would work better with someone else.

SO he delivered her to Simon’s doorstep in the underworld. Simon looked through the peep hole to see you holding a pie and a note from Price. When he opened the door and read the note (something along the lines of : she’s too young for me but seems more like your type) he tried to shut the door. Luckily for you, the future mother in law was there - Persephone was not having any of her son’s shit.

She quickly read the note herself and set you down, sending Simon to go make tea while she got a good look at you. Poor thing, so nervous, dropped on this doorstep, she wasn’t having any of it.

Then she noticed how cold your hands were and cursed her husband for giving their son such cold hands, he was always so clammy he just had to pass it on.

She quickly yelled for Simon who rushed in with the tea, telling him to start a fire.

You tried to tell her it wasn’t a problem with a nervous smile and laugh but she wouldn’t listen. So you told both you didn’t want to be a bother.

“Ya think yer cold?” Simon said sharply before grabbing your ankle with an ice cold hand from the floor where he was sitting trying to start the fire, the sudden chill made you let out a soft shriek. He giggled behind the mask.

Persephone saw that. She heard it too.

“I'm calling Hades and we’re planning the wedding!”

Simon’s eyes bulged out of his head.

“I can’t marry someone I’ve just met,” you awkwardly laughed between sips of tea.

“Well it takes time to plan a wedding, you’ll both know each other quite well by the time it comes around!”

Simon groaned, “just because you and Hades-”

“Shush!” And Simon shut up quickly.

And with that, Persephone fled the house.

“I would have thought because of how she was taken by Hades-”

“Stockholm syndrome, I'm sure of it,” Simon grumbled. Pulling off his fur cloak and throwing it over you. “I’ll sleep on the couch until I can sort this out.”

“Oh but I can’t take your bed from you-”

“Did I ask?”

You shake your head and quietly sip your tea.

Now lets time jump just a bit. Assume they both bond at some point and a month or so passes, they’re trying to cuddle, right?

There’s nothing that brings Simon more joy than torturing you with his cold hands. Making you whine and shove them under your arms to warm them.

“You’re colder than a dead body!”

“Why do ya think the lads call me Ghost, love?”

After more time, he chooses a new favorite place to warm his hands.

“Simon, we are at dinner! You can’t do that in front of others!” You hushly yelled at him.

“Come on, they’d be jealous that's all, not judgin ya!” He laughed.

“Simon this is so embarrassing,” you mumbled. His hands gently holding your tits. One hand over each.

“It’s my favorite place to warm em.” He shrugged then grumbled. “Plus Johnny made a comment about ya rack and I gotta remind him whose it is.”

You let out a whine, “your hands are so cold! I didn’t sign up for temperature play!”

He chuckles, “here, I’ll distract you. Two goldfish are in a tank-”

“You’ve told me this one so many times,” you giggled as he massaged your chest with his cold hands. You smacked his hand, “I'm only doing this to warm up your hands, this isn’t touchy time.”

He groaned in disappointment. “Price wouldn’t notice or care!”

“Oh he definitely would, especially if it was at his dinner table!”

“What are ya love birds whisperin on about?” Johnny holard from the other room.

“SHUT.” Was all Simon had to yell back.

[girl-named-matty]

Answering 100 ship questions about Ambrollow

Tags: Fluff, relationship stuff, mentions of intimacy (nothing graphic), all characters are above 18+. This is literally me just answering the questions from this post because I like all of them and I also like Ambrollow so I'm going to torture everybody by blabbing about them. And buckle up because this sucker is LONG.

-Who fell first? Who fell harder? Imma have to say Sebastian for both. He fell harder because it took Matty a while to realize that she was in love with him. Her anxiety told her that maybe she'd mess up the friendship if he didn't feel the same way. However, once they're dating she's entirely infatuated with him.

-Who is the one who fusses the most? Does their S/O mind very much? It really depends on what it is. They both kinda fuss about stupid stuff sometimes LOL.

-What's their love language? Matty: Quality time. Sebastian: Physical touch.

-Has either ever gotten a hickey off of each other? What was their reaction? I'm sure it'll happen eventually, however certainly not in school LOL. But there was this one time in seventh year where Sebastian bit her neck because he's a little crap and wanted to be annoying. But he didn't know how much she hated mouths around her neck so she accidentally slapped him so hard it left a handprint. So his cheek was red and she had a bitemark on her neck 😂

-What's something they like to do together? Anything really. Sebastian doesn't care as long as he's with her. Usually Matty want's it to be something enjoyable, but again, she doesn't really care as long as she's with him.

-Who would ask the "would you love me if I were a worm?" question? How would their S/O answer? Sebastian 100% asks it. And Matty tells him yes.

-Who likes forehead kisses? Who likes hand kisses? Who likes neck kisses? Well we already know Matty hates neck kisses. She will flail around if he even tries. 💀 But she LOVESSS forehead and hand kisses. Sebastian likes all three. He doesn't care as long as she's kissing him LOL.

-Who is the big spoon? Who is the little spoon? On average, Matty is usually the little spoon and Sebastian is usually the big spoon. But if he has a hard day at work or something, he's usually the little spoon because Matty want's to cuddle him and make him feel better LOL. -If there wasn't enough seats, how would they sit? One on the other's lap? One on the armrest? One on the floor in front of them? At that point Matty is just flopping on Sebastian no matter what, just to annoy him LOL. Eventually she'd end up situated on his lap but that's AFTER he's like "pls help I cannot breathe."

-Who plays with whose hair? Usually Matty plays with Sebastian's hair. Sebastian LOVES it but he also LOVES to play with hers. However, Matty is partial to that. It feels great, HOWEVER, she has curly hair and it takes forever to style so if he messes up her curls she gets mad.😂

-Who is clingy? Both of them HAHA. However Matty is more "emotionally" clingy and Sebastian is more physically clingy. Sebastian needs physical reassurance while Matty needs more of an emotional reassurance.

-What is something that their S/O does that makes them flustered? For the entire time Sebastian has known Matty, the simplest gesture of her biting her lip when she's concentrated has always gotten him flustered for some reason. In class, he'd look over at her to see her looking at her paper with her bottom lip in between her teeth trying to figure something out and his cheeks would go red. He has know idea why, it just happens.

Matty gets flustered when Sebastian just exists. IM KIDDING, kinda. She's 5'8" by they time she's 18 and so she gets used to being pretty tall. However, Sebastian hits a growth spurt too and he's 6'2", so the mere fact that he's that much taller than her gets her a little flustered whenever he's standing over her.

-What is something they find hot about their S/O? Matty loves Sebastian's hands and forearms. She doesn't know what it is, she just loves his hands. And she thinks his dimples are cute.

Sebastian loves Matty's eyes. He finds them very attractive. Or just her face in general because he just thinks she's hot. Enough said LOL.

-What is something they argue about constantly? Is it a deep-seated issue or small? When they first moved in together, they had a plant named Barnaby in their house. They took turns taking care of it but it eventually died and they argued about whose fault it was. It was on both of them but they still argue about it even when they're old. 😂

-How do they comfort one another when the other is upset? It entirely depends on the situation tbh. But usually Matty is more consistent in the way she comforts Sebastian, usually because Sebastian only gets upset over serious matters, or things that really mean something to him. So usually there's a lot of solid communication, her reassuring him, etc...

There are two main ways Sebastian comforts her. If it's about something serious, he's usually trying to reassure her about things, gentle touches, calming words yk? However if she's upset about something less serious or silly, he's usually trying to crack jokes to make her feel better. Or just doing silly things to distract her from the fact that she's upset lol.

-Who is the better caretaker? Does their S/O like being taken care of? They are both equally good caretakers. Matty stems from the fact that she has lots of cousins or just younger children around her in general, so she grew up taking care of them. She also grew up taking care of the sick in her area. Sebastian is a good caretaker because of how much he had to take care of Anne when she was cursed. Or just in general throughout their childhood. So Seb and Matty take care of each other a lot and they both love it.

-Who steals whose clothes? Does their S/O mind. Because of the obvious size difference, Matty steals Sebastian's clothes more often. He LOVES it though so he doesn't mind.

-They've had a major blowout. How do they handle it? (Assuming that this means an event with massive impact, whatever it may be). Matty and Sebastian have both already dealt with things like this over the time that they've known each other. So they're pretty good at handling it already.

-How good are they at communication? Pretty decent, to be honest. Sometimes it takes a while for them to open up about things but because they were good friends before their relationship, it was much easier to open up. And Matty also becomes and Auror so she understand that doing something without proper communication is basically useless. So she's keen on communicating with her husband.

-Who handles spiders? Who scream's directions in the background? Neither of them are afraid of spiders, so it's actually turned into a competition of who can kill the spider first. 😂

-Who typically tends to initiate intimacy first (this can be a conversation, action, or anything)? They're both really good at it, to be honest. They both start conversations, acts, etc... They love each other and so they have no problem initiating anything most of the time.

-What is something- either character - does not like about the other? Sebastian forgets details about things he's not 100% focused on ALL the time. Matty doesn't hate that about him, however it does get her frustrated since she retains a LOT of the information she's told. So she usually has to remind him about things a lot.

Sebastian does not like the fact that she reminds him so often LOL. He swears he doesn't forget nearly as much as she says he does, but in reality he does. 😂

-Who said I love you first? Platonically? Matty. Romantically? Sebastian.

-Who kissed who first? Technically it was both of their first kiss and it was a mutual thing, however Sebastian technically initiated it because he asked her if he could kiss her.

-Do they have any pet names for each other? Outside of the usual ones? No, not really. Unless you count Matty's name as a nickname in general LOL. There are sometimes where Sebastian will call her by her real name and it feels like a nickname lol

-Who gets jealous more often? How does their S/O deal with that? Sebastian is naturally the more jealous person. He hasn't had much in his life, so when he has something he never wants to let go of--like his literal wife--he gets possessive over that. But it's not in an unhealthy way. He's not weird about it or anything. However he is decently protective over her.

-Who tends to drive on long journeys? Who navigates? Sebastian drives, Matty gives directions. Sebastian can stay awake for longer, hence why he's the designated driver for long drives. And Matty's sense of direction is much better than his LOL.

-Do they trust one another? Are they comfortable discussing their fears with one another? They trusted each other a lot WELL before their relationship ever started. So yes.

-What's an insecurity they hold about their relationship? Sebastian: That he's not a good husband/father to their kids. He hardly remembers his father. And although his father was a good husband to his wife and a good father to seb and anne, Sebastian hardly remembers it. Merlin knows Solomon was a terrible guardian, so he's always afraid that he's not being a good enough husband or a good enough father to his kids. Clearly, that's not the case, but it's a fear he has.

Matty: That she's not doing everything she can in her relationship. Matty is a perfectionist and the type of person to take on others challenges so that they won't. She's stuck in constant loop of thinking she's not doing everything she possibly can for her loved ones or that she's not helping enough. Clearly, that's not the case, but it's a fear she has.

-Describe how the one would cheer up the other after a hard day? If Matty was having a hard day, Sebastian would be really tentative to her, constantly reassuring her since she has a habit of blaming herself when things don't go right. When Sebastian is having a bad day, Matty usually has to ground him through things like physical touch since he's prone to letting everything get to his head. And eventually when he calms down, they have a chat about it. Cuddles are definitely a must for both.

-How would they describe each other? Seb abt Matty: Energetic, outgoing, pretty, loud, kind, empathetic, and a leader. Matty abt Seb: Outgoing, attractive, intelligent, a lil annoying sometimes, empathetic, understanding, and a lil bit of a nerd (but she finds that hot).

-Can they communicate private thoughts whilst in company? If so, how? They've mastered it by the time they are actually married. Quick lean ins to whisper stuff, hand signals. They're like masters of it LOL.

-Which one of them gives "that look" when the other is acting like a fool? Matty 100% gives Sebastian that look HAHA.

-How do they address problems in their relationship? Maturely and forwardly. They don't wait around to talk about it, or beat around the bush. If one of them has an issue with something, they're gonna say it. Being secretive never helped anybody.

-How does each S/O view any exes from former relationships? They both never dated before each other, so there was never any exes. However Seb used to have a small crush on Violet McDowell and Matty likes her. So there's never any hard feelings.

-What is something that would break their hearts? If Matty knew about how insecure Sebastian felt as a husband and father sometimes, her heart would definitely break. She always talks about how lucky she is to have him in her life so if she ever heard that, her heart would shatter.

If Sebastian knew how much Matty belittled herself, even for the smallest of things, his heart would break. He knows she does it a lot, but he doesn't know just how much she does it. In his mind, she's the closest thing to perfect (even though she's not), so if he knew, he'd be sad that she doesn't see herself the way he sees her.

-Who is more likely to avenge their S/O if they were hurt or killed? Both of them, but in different ways.

If it happened while Matty was working as an Auror, she'd definitely use the fact that she has the law on her side. The person would probably get thrown in Azkaban for life. Sebastian-- Well we've seen how he reacts. That person would definitely no longer be alive. 💀

-What would be their ideal evening in? Cuddling and reading to each other. It's soft, intimate, and just the two of them.

-Do they dance? If so, who's better? Matty is 100% the better dancer since she's been dancing ever since she was young. Sebastian SUCKED at dancing when he first tried it, however he's gotten better through the years and you can often find them just waltzing around the kitchen together like a bunch of saps.

-What is a song that reminds you of the OC's relationship? "Like real people do" or "Work song" By Hozier both remind me of them!

-Who sings to the other? Are they any good? Matty grew up in a musical family, so yes she sings quite a bit. To Sebastian and just whenever really.

-Who teases who? What about? They both tease each other but I'd definitely say Sebastian would tease her more often about anything, really.

-Who gets up early? Who stays in bed late? Matty gets up at the freakin' crack of dawn while Sebastian usually sleeps in if he can. This is because he's a night owl and so he's late out of bed. Matty conks out at like nine pm if she can and wakes up at like four HAHA.

-Who's more likely to bring the other coffee or breakfast in bed? Matty, purely because she's just awake first. However if Sebastian wants to do it for her, he's going to make it a priority. He IS going to get up before her and he IS going to make sure she stays asleep till its ready. 😂

-What's the worst thing the other can say to one? Matty: Probably any jokes regarding his parents death. Obviously she would never, but it'd probably be the worst thing she could say. Sebastian: Jokes regarding anything she had to go through while at school. Sometimes they joke about it together, because laughing helps them get through hard times. But if he seriously made any jokes about serious things that happened to her, she'd be really hurt.

-If they were ever in a life or death situation, who risks their life? Both, however Matty is more prone to risking her life all the time simply because of who she is. However Sebastian would gladly die to protect her any day.

-If it ever came down to it, who's turning to the dark side to save the other? Y'all, we already know the answer. It's Sebastian lol.

-If they ever had less than five mins to tell their S/O something before never seeing them again, what would it be? For the both of them, they would tell each other how much they loved each other and how much they are going to miss them. To be strong, and to hold out hope that they will one day reunite.

-Is there a word or gesture that makes either of them melt? Matty: When Sebastian takes the time for her. She's an only child, so she grew up with her parents always taking the time for her, that's how she knew they loved her. And she still keeps that and every time Sebastian goes out of his way to make time for her, that's how she knows he really loves her. Sebastian: When Matty listens. Throughout his childhood after his parents death, Solomon would never listen and he was often ignored. So when Matty listens to him about whatever it may be--his interests, his plans, his feelings, etc... He absolutely melts. It always reminds him of just why he loves her so much.

-Who's the romantic? Both of them, but I'd arguably say Sebastian is a little more romantic than her. She grew up reading romance so although she's a very romantic person, because she grew up reading romance and Sebastian knows that, he goes out of his way to be the romantic one and to make younger matty's dreams come true of being loved so dearly.

-Are there any characters who ship them? Just about their entire friend group 💀

-Who cooks? Who does the dishes? They both help out. They cook together and clean up together. But they usually split it as Matty cooks and Sebastian will clean up after. It's just a system that works for them. Obviously that can change at any time.

-Who eats healthier? Who has the sweet tooth? Matty is not a huge fan of sugar, actually. And because of her job she needs to be in peak physical condition all the time. So she definitely eats healthier. Sebastian is the one with the sweet tooth. He stays healthy since his job requires physical labor too, but he does enjoy sweets more than her.

-What's something that they don't really care for but tolerate because their S/O has interest? Matty: She could hardly care less about the books about the Muggle world that Sebastian reads, only because she grew up thinking she was a muggle for fifteen years. She knows a lot of it. However the muggle world fascinates Sebastian so she tolerates his obsession with it LOL. Sebastian: He does not care for all the boring details that go into Matty's job at all. He thinks the amount of paperwork you have to do as an Auror is atrocious. But since Matty is an auror, he'll tolerate hearing about all of it.

-Who tends to be the level-headed one? Who's feral? It depends. Out in public Matty tends to be the more level-headed one. At home? She can be herself, even if its a feral little gremlin LOL.

-Who reminds the other to wear a coat when it's cold out? Matty definitely reminds Sebastian, especially since she HATES the cold.

-Do they hold hands? Yes, all the time, anywhere and everywhere.

-Is there a spot they tend to kiss or caress habitual? they kith on the lips 🤠

-Are they willing to show PDA? If not, is there a reason? They have no issue showing PDA to each other. But they also only do it in times or places when that's okay.

-How would they describe their S/O in one word? I can't even describe either if them in one word so I have no idea lol.

-How would outside characters describe their relationship? Healthy and long-lasting.

-How would they describe each other in bed? In the simplest way I can put it, they love each other very much and are passionate. That's all you guys get to know HAHA.

-Would they ever answer the above question if it was asked to their face? How would they react? No. They keep their private life private. Now, they might joke about it with close friends but they wouldn't just give graphic details about it.

-Who tends to take the lead in intimate encounters? It depends.

-Have they ever been caught in the act? What would be their reaction if they were? Nope. Because Matty isn't stupid enough to do it places where they might lol, she's made that VERY clear to Sebastian. Its in a room alone or nothing.

-Have they ever done it anywhere questionable? As said above, nope.

-Who is more vocal? Who is more experienced? Neither of them have any experience before each other. Do what you will with that information.

-If they were to go shopping, who holds the bags? Who decides where they go? Matty's not really a shop-y person, and I doubt Sebastian is too. So they'd really only go if they needed to and Sebastian would probably hold the bags and let Matty do everything else since he has no idea what he's doing.

-If they were to go out to dinner, who is paying? Would there even be any discussion? They both have their own source of income and they do their finances together. However Sebastian is always insisting on paying for things. Early on, Matty would fight him on it but at one point she just let it happen.

-If someone were to insult their S/O, how would the other handle it? Matty would be upset, to be honest. She'd tell the person that they have no idea what they're talking about and that they should just shut up and keep their harsh words to themselves. Sebastian would instantly get angry, someone would definitely have to stop him before he did something stupid.

-If someone flirted/showed interest in their S/O, how would the other react? Matty: "That's my husband.... 👁️👁️" She'll leave it at that. The person will get the message. Sebastian: "My wife this," "My wife that," and by the time he's done talking, the person gets the gist that Matty is his wife and they'll leave it alone LOL.

-Who knows the other better? Why is that? I'd say Sebastian knows Matty better purely because she talks more about herself than he talks about himself. She retains more details about him, but she just simply talks more about herself than he talks about himself.

-Who is more likely to bail the other out of jail? Would they give the other sh*t for it? Matty is 100% bailing Sebastian out and yes. He would not hear the end of it.

-Which -if any- other famous ship's vibes do they emulate? I have no idea actually. But for the sake of it Imma say Rapunzel and Flynn lol.

-Are they soulmates? Do they believe in that? Yes.

-What is something that they would never forgive the other for doing/saying. Cheating. It would never happen, but if it did, there would be no forgiveness. They both know their worth and a cheating partner does not deserve them.

-Who has memorized the others medical history? Matty.

-Are they each others first contact in an accident? Yes.

-What tropes could be applied to this relationships? Friends to lovers, idiots in love, *exists* x is obsessed (if u really wanna go that way lol)

-Did they have a meet cute? Or was it a train wreak? They met dueling. Take that as you will LOL.

-Make their relationship a list of AO3 tags. Friends to lovers, idiots in love, chaos, everybody knows they like each other, idiots, mutual pining, happy wife happy life, etc...

-Who gets frustrated more easily? How does the other calm them down? Sebastian definitely gets frustrated more easily. Matty usually waits till he's calmed down a little himself so he's more sensible to go in and calm him down all the way.

-Have they almost lost one another? If so, how does it effect their relationship? They've almost lost each other many times, due to everything that happened in school. And even in their adult life. It makes them grow closer, to be honest. To cherish every moment they have with each other because the other might not always be there.

-Their S/O is tipsy. How do they handle it? Sebastian would have to be really patient with Matty since she can hardly piece anything together when she's drunk (I have a one-shot abt this coming out soon, hopefully). Matty would probably have to pry Sebastian off her if he was drunk. He's very clingy.

-Who gives the best gifts? Who gives the more thoughtful? Who goes for expensive? It depends. Neither of them are material people, so both of them lean more into thoughtful gifts.

-If they ever lost one another in a public place, how do they find each other? Matty would just wait in the same place. She knows Sebastian well enough that if they ever got separated, he is DETERMINED to find her no matter what. 😂

-What's the darkest secret they have ever told one another? They experienced what would be their "darkest secrets" together, so. Nothing to say there, really.

-Would they ever consider marriage? They are married LOL. Engaged at 19 but waited till they were 22/23 to get married so that Matty could have her last name on her Auror certificate. (That was Sebs idea btw, love him <33)

-Would they ever consider starting a family? Yes. They have five kids.

-Who likes kids more? Who can't stand them? Matty likes kids more, naturally because she grew up around them or took care of them when she was growing up. Sebastian likes kids as well, however he has less patience for them than Matty does.

-There's a puddle in one's way. What does their S/O do? Sebastian just picks Matty up bridal-style and carries her over. But there has been occasional silly pushing each other into the puddle occasionally hehe.

-One has hurt their leg on a hike. How does their S/O carry them? Sebastian: Carries Matty bridal style. Matty: also carries Sebastian bridal style (until he gets embarrassed and then he just rides on her back lol). She's stronger than she looks.😉

-Their pet has caused destruction. Who puts the pet in jail? Who defends the pet? Sebastian is unfortunately the bad cop. He knew if it was up to Matty the pet would never be told no LOL. So while he's putting them in "pet jail", Matty is telling him that "they're just a baby" and that they can't do no wrong. LOL.

-Who gives flowers to their S/O. What sort of flowers do they like? They both give flowers to each other! Matty doesn't like the idea of the first time a man gets flowers is at his funeral, so she gets Sebastian flowers quite a bit. She gets him Common Yarrow, as he's always said it reminded him of his home back in Scotland when his mum used to plant them out front. Sebastian knows Matty loves Azaleas, so he gets them for her quite often. And once they move into their home in Godric's Hollow, he plants Azalea bushes for her in the front.

-Who reads the newspaper? Who wants to see the cartoons? Matty: Cartoons Sebastian: Newspaper

-How do they wake their S/O up? Is it difficult to rouse them? Matty isn't a heavy sleeper, and auror camp did NOT help with that. It's really easy to wake her up. Sebastian usually wakes her up with kisses on her cheek or forehead. A gentle way to rouse her and start the day.

Sebastian on the other hand sleeps like a ROCK. It's so hard to wake him up sometimes. Matty will try to wake him up in a sweet way and give him kisses, hugging him, etc... But that only works every so often. So if she really needs him up, she's jumping on the bed till he's awake HAHA.

-Who would burn the world down for who? They'd both do it if they'd have to. But Sebastian would definitely do it first.

-Who gives off "they said no pickles" energy. Matty, honestly. They both kinda do but Sebastian would just get over it. Matty however is gonna make sure he gets what he asked for LOL.

-Make a meme of this ship.

A lil cringey but I love them :)))

Wow if you read all of that, hi!! Thank you so much for reading and I hope you enjoyed! <333