#but at least i'm having fun

[degeneracys-kreature]

So, I've learned that I have a bit of a habit of destroying my clothing just so I can get tattoos..... I've cut trousers, I've cut tights, I've ripped a shirt and got ink stuff all over it.... I don't really regret any of it but, I think I'm running out of clothing lol. But I'm adding on to my Magnus archives leg!!!!

[tippenfunkaport]

I feel like I'm cheating at art because I was realizing I don't want to deal with anatomy or interesting poses, I just want to play around with hairstyles and accessories so I just drew myself what are basically Glimbow paperdolls and now I am very happily just putting random hairstyles on them in utter disregard for the artistic process.

[eyesintheskycryinggeysers]

But then a lot of the time my writing in general is mostly just me going "You know what would be really fucking funny" and then producing something I can never let anyone read ever

[intheclowncartrunk]

Sees some construction workers in a tree

Me: hahaha you guys look like fruit

The empty passenger seat of my 2011 Ford fiesta next to me:

[serious-goose]

I'm knitting in the middle of the summer

[rmhashauthor]

Thank the gods, I was starting to wonder if my NSFW dreams about Jake Sully were a sign that I'd finally lost my damn mind.

Rawr, indeed 😘

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[astriiformes]

Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.

(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)

Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.

[tooth317]

God decided to drain my iPad because he knew I'd be too powerful if I could finish the thumbnails for my Greek god designs.

[geezmarty]

anyway I started playing aai

[tirorah]

I'm going to leave it here for tonight. Fortunately we're about to hit the more action-y part of the episode, so I'll have slightly less words to type. ...I hope.

Oh, and I made a mistake in the previous post: the score is 4 - 4. I momentarily forgot that Minako got a solid last word in during her previous scene with Rei.

For now, I leave you with this collage:

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[artist-rat]

fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys

[wren-again]

In other news you feral fucks were right and I too want Levi to do absolutely unspeakable things to me. That man makes violence into an art. He could kick the shit out of me and I would thank him. God damn.

[norestfortheurge]

me: when i include the mephistopheles heist in my fic i'm not gonna make it too long haha no extensive cania hellbuilding

me 7k words and hours of cania research later: huh!

[jojaxcola]

"no one told me back then that i was in the glory days."

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[snarkspawn]

anyway I'm going for some old man yaoi next