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eye-of-yelough · 9 months ago

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hello i know this post has a target audience of probably only about 4 people but. i have a medical need to see Gortash beegeethree and Scorpius farscape interact.

the (conquestsexual) tyrant who would probably blow his load just from stepping on someone and the BDSM lizard who’s everyday outfit is a gimp suit who canonically blows his load just from choking a chick out and gets led around on a leash by his faggy little henchman.

i need to see how they would torture each other 👍

#on a more serious note. they’re both so Terrifyingly intelligent. both such ruthless pragmatists. constantly playing internal 4D chess.#it would be SO fascinating. they could destroy entire galaxies if they teamed up OR waged war. and they’re equally likely.#if they were in their respective universes scorpy would obviously win because the steel watch would be no match for sci fi technology #but at equal footing… just the two of them alone? hehehehheeeee :3 #scorpius #farscape #gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #your daily dose of idiocy

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