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Hi Steph!! I was wondering if you knew of any really long fics (like 25k or more) that are only one chapter, I travel a lot sometimes and some places don't really have good enough internet for multi chapter fics. So yeah, any really long one chapter fics about John and Sherlock would be appreciated. Thank you!
Hey Nonny!!
LOL OKAY FUNNY STORY. I almost replied to this with “oof I’ll have to read EVERYTHING so I’m sorry.... and then... I remembered.......
I put chapter counts on everything 🙃😐
I’m not the brightest crayon in the box. 🖍
Anyway, so yes, I can definitely rec you some fics! BUT I should also offer you two suggestions you can totally do to read ANY fic!
On Ao3, you can click on the “Entire Work” button to load ALL chapters of a fic (it’s the very first button along the top) and in turn you can then just read it all there!
And the very last button along the top, you can Download copies of the fic to your phone or computer with eBook file types (AZw3 for Kindle, ePub for iPhone’s Books app, and MOBI is for other mobile devices and e-readers), the HTML if you want to read it as-is in a web-browser, or the PDF format which is a universal file format that is supported by everything, even web browsers, so it’s a good one to download if you don’t know what format you need :) If you read on an eReader, though, I can’t recommend enough just downloading the format for your device. You get to keep a copy of the fic AND the eReader keeps it nicely formatted. It’s a BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL feature that Ao3 gave us, because I like downloading all my fics and read them later in iBooks. Once you start that, Nonny, you can’t do it any other way. AND at the VERY END of the fics, it links BACK to the original post so you can bookmark, kudos, and comment on it!! <3
So yeah, two options you can do to solve your poopy internet and still read long fics hee hee! <3
ANYWAY EXCUSE FOR A NEW LIST LOL.
ALSO, side note, check out @silentauroriamthereal; a large chunk of her fics are both long AND one chapter, so it’s a good place to go and she’s a brilliant author so I don’t think you’ll be disappointed! <3 Plus a lot of her fics are on this list, so I am sorry hahah.
AND I wanted to make the list a bit longer than I had, so I picked fics over 20K, if that’s alright :) As always, if you wrote a 20k+ single chapter fic, let us know!
SINGLE CHAPTER FICS OVER 20K WORDS
A Life Well-Lived by Kate_Lear (E, 20,121 w., 1 Ch. || Original Male Character, Sherlock Woos John, Jealous Sherlock, Reluctant Bi-John, Past Abuse, Insecure John, Reassuring / Caring Sherlock, Protective Sherlock, Understanding Sherlock) – John got scared off men by an abusive past relationship. Sherlock has to try and woo him while not scaring him off with protective possessive rage.
The White Lotuses by SilentAuror (E, 20,340 w., 1 Ch. || Slow Burn, Domestic, Romance) – One day John realises that he just isn't where he belongs, which is back at Baker Street with Sherlock. So he goes back and Sherlock, in his own way, courts him. Romance.
Out of the Woods by SilentAuror (E, 20,471 w., 1 Ch. || Post S4, Romance, Slow Burn, Flirting, Drunk Sex, Practical Jokes, POV Sherlock, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Pining Sherlock, Frustrated Wanking, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, First Kiss/Time, Virgin Sherlock, Love Confessions, Soft Sherlock, Dancing, Bum Appreciation, Hanging out with the Yard) – Sherlock is fairly certain that John has taken to flirting with him of late, but can't be entirely certain of it. At least, not until a case takes them into a forest, along with Lestrade's team and something happens that will change everything about their lives...
You're On the Air by prettysailorsoldier (M, 20,616 w., 1 Ch. || Unilock, Matchmaking, Radio, Christmas, Christmas Fluff, First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Sherlock POV, Pining Sherlock, Flirting, Bisexual John) – The Consulting Detective and The Woman dominate the airwaves of their university radio station, doling out advice on everything from meeting the parents to sexual positions. When their ratings start to dip before the holidays, however, manager Mike thinks it's time for some fresh blood, and who better to fill in the gaps than rugby captain--and notorious flirt--John Watson? Part 1 of 25 Days of Johnlock
whiskies neat by Ellipsical (E, 20,660 w., 15 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting, POV Second Person Sherlock, Slow Burn, One Night Stand, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Anal, Soldier John, Crying, Emotional Lovemaking, Switchlock) – Home and hearth and whiskies neat, or, alternatively, Sherlock Holmes falls in love.
Achieving the Together-Coloured Instant by teahigh (E, 20,776 w., 1 Ch. || Est. Rel, PTSD, Codependency, Fluff & Angst, H/C, Smut, Demisexual Sherlock, Experiments) – John wonders if this is how it’s going to be: A life speaking in code, because they’re both too stupid to figure out how to say, “I love you.”
Winter's Delights by Kate_Lear (E, 21,173 w., 1 Ch. || Holmes Family, Christmas, Fake Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Bed Sharing, Domestics) – Sherlock takes John home for Christmas to meet the extended Holmes family. Part 1 of Winter's Delights
Love Is by SilentAuror (E, 21,508 w., 1 Ch. || Angst, UST / URT, Post HLV, Romance) – At Mrs Hudson’s urging, Sherlock finally decides to tell John how he feels about him. Part 1 of Love Is
echoes through time by chellefic (E, 21,619 w., 1 Ch. || First Time, Romance, ACD & BBC, Epistolary) – Mummy sends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter the way John and Sherlock see themselves and one another.
Ghost Stories by SwissMiss (M, 22,256 w., 1 Ch. || Pining, Holmes Family, Christmas, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Bed Sharing, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, First Time) – Sherlock's parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something.
Sonatina in G Minor by SilentAuror (E, 22,574 w., 1 Ch. || Case Fic, POV Sherlock, Angst, UST, Sherlock’s Violin, Post-S3, Romance) – John has come back to Baker Street, but Sherlock doesn't understand the strange tension between them, even after he begins teaching John to play the violin at John's request.
The Kepler Problem by kinklock (E, 24,270 w., 1 Ch. || Sci-Fi AU, Alien Sherlock, Space Repairman John, Alien Biology, Horny John) – Working in uncharted space exploration was not as exciting as John had hoped, especially when it turned out to be mostly bot maintenance on uninhabited planets. However, the mystery of the repeated, unexplained malfunctions on planet BAK 2212 might turn out to be exactly the kind of adventure he'd been craving.
26 Pieces by Lanning (E, 28,236 w., 1 Ch. || H/C, Torture, First Time, Happy Ending, Schmoop, Past Abuse) – Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn't simple.
The Wisteria Tree by SilentAuror (E, 29,773 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S3, Emotional Love Making, Amnesia/Memory Loss, Sherlock Loves John So Much, Sherlock POV, Romance, Angst with Happy Ending, First Times, Hurt/Comfort, Est. Rel., Retirement) – Sherlock wakes up from a month-long coma only to discover that he has no memory of the previous six years to his own shock as well as John's...
Shallow Grave by SilentAuror (E, 31,672 w., 1 Ch. || Romance, Angst, HLV Fix It, Infidelity, Pining Sherlock, First Person POV Sherlock) – Starts as Sherlock's plane is taking off at the end of His Last Vow. When he finds out that Moriarty is alive and that he's being recalled from his mission, Sherlock decides that he should have told John how he felt before he left. So he walks off the plane and kisses him.
The Midas Touch by flawedamythyst (E, 32,231 w., 1 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Magical Realism || John has a Magical Cock, Dub Con, Healer John) – John Watson has a medical condition that means everyone he sleeps with is instantly healed of all illness and injury. This causes complications when Sherlock breaks his arm, and even more complications when Sherlock falls in love with him. Yes, this is a story where John has a literal magic healing cock. It's a lot less cracky than you're probably imagining. Warning: Contains complex issues of sexual consent, although not between Sherlock and John.
The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there (E, 32,897 w., 1 Ch. || Past Drug Use, Blowjobs, Toplock, Mentions of Switching, Rough Sex, Background Cases, Sherlock’s Past, Sherlock’s Sexual History, Experienced Sherlock, Past One Night Stands, Fingering, Cuddling, Possessive Sherlock, Paris Holiday, Bed Sharing, Naked Lie-Ins, Bathing Together, Confessions, Worried Sherlock, Laying in Bed All Day, Meddling Mycroft, Naked Lazy Day) – Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.
Our Enthusiasms Which Cannot Always Be Explained by withoutawish (M, 32,961 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas, Fluff and Angst, H/C, Post-TRF, Case Fic, Mild Gore, Sherlock Whump) – The list that is tacked haphazardly on the refrigerator of 221B reads, ‘Kidney(s), and/or a full cadaver (preferably male, late 30s, under six feet tall), bag of fresh toes, sixteen cow’s eyes (corneas retained), dual exhaust hand –held flame thrower, an unopened first edition copy of Joseph Conrad’s 'Heart of Darkness', and no less than ten abhorrently gruesome murders in the upcoming month.” The one neatly hanging next to it simply reads, “Sex.” One of these lists is not John Watson’s. If John Watson were to put what he really wanted in list form, to live in a land somewhere beyond ‘almosts' now that Sherlock Holmes has indeed returned to him, he would never be able to look his flatmate in the eye ever again.
Bedtime Stories by Liketheriver (M, 34,388 w., 1 Ch. || Emotional H/C, Romance, Angst & Humour, Bed Sharing, John First Person, TRF, John Whump) – John's POV during Season 2 and beyond when Sherlock takes up semi-permanent residence in his bed. A collection of codas and missing scenes wrapped up into one long fic and topped with a bow that takes the story beyond Reichenbach and into happy territory once more. Part 1 of Bedtime Universe
The Yellow Poppies by SilentAuror (E, 34,952 w., 1 Ch. || H/C, Nightmares, HLV Fix-It, PTSD, Trauma, POV Sherlock, Doctor John) – Sherlock is threatened and assaulted in the hospital immediately after having been shot in the heart, first by Mary, then by Magnussen. As he recovers at Baker Street with John and plans the attack on Appledore with Mycroft, he fights to work through the trauma caused by these two visits. Set during His Last Vow.
The Unfinished Letters by SilentAuror (E, 37,391 w., 1 Ch. || Post S3 / S3 / HLV Fix it, Angst with Happy Ending, Romance, Infidelity, Depression, Case Fic, POV Third Person Sherlock, Love Confessions, Pining Sherlock, Letters) – A fire at Baker Street leads John to read something he was never intended to see: a notebook of half-written, unfinished letters Sherlock wrote during his time away...
Set in Stone by SilentAuror (E, 39,309 w., 1 Ch. || Romance, Wedding, Therapy, Fluff and Angst) – Sherlock and John are back from Ravine Valley and planning their wedding. However, as they move past the trial of the human traffickers, Sherlock can't help but wonder if he's imagining that John is becoming a little distant. Surely he isn't getting cold feet about the wedding... Part 2 of The Ravine Valley series
Act IV by SilentAuror (E, 39,707 w., 1 Ch. || First Person POV Sherlock, HLV Fix-It, Infidelity, Angst, Drama) – After Sherlock is shot, John moves back into Baker Street. They spend the autumn together as John tries to make sense of his life and make some important decisions about both Mary and Sherlock. Canon-compliant, excerpts from His Last Vow.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by SilentAuror (E, 50,635 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S4/S4 Divergence, Case Fic, For a Case / Reverse Fake-Relationship, Conferences, Marriage Equality, Travelling / New York, Pride, Homophobia, Bottomlock, Marriage Proposal, John POV, Sexuality, Love Confessions, Emotional Love Making, Public Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Passionate Kissing, Needy/Clingy Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Touching / Hand Holding, Bed Sharing, Little Spoon Sherlock, Intense Orgasms) – John and Sherlock go to New York to attend a conference run by the National Defence of Traditional Marriage Coalition in order to investigate the potential bombing of the annual Manhattan Pride parade. As the conference unfolds, John finds himself repulsed by the toxic ideology being presented, which becomes relevent to his own unacknowledged issues and his friendship with Sherlock...
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November 3, 2020
12:05pm
I woke up at 7:00am today and I knew a few things: 1.) I would buy a Vitamix and begin to make smoothies every day 2.) I would stop holding onto the past 3.) It would be my last entry on this tumblr
Today, it is Election Day. I am very much hoping Joe Biden will win, not just for my sanity but for everyone’s sanity, for a little hope in humanity’s fight against the allure of anti-intellectualism, scapegoating, its growing tolerance of hate.
I remember the last election day, or rather, the evening. We all thought Hillary would win uneventfully. I remember my colleague dipping out of work early to go to the Javits Center to celebrate her victory. I remember watching in disbelief from my basement computer, walking upstairs with my eyes wide and jaw dropped. “Are you watching the news right now Mike?” “Yeah, Trump is in the lead. It looks like he’s about to win Pennsylvania (or was it Michigan? Or Wisconsin?)” I walked to bed in disgust, woke up in disgust, confirmed my disgust.
There was not one conversation I heard on the train or in the street that day that didn’t involve Trump. That night, I drank alone at Three Diamond Door. I still remember the buff black dude sitting in the corner downing Bell’s Two Hearted IPAs.
Anyway, election day 2020. I’m going out to vote in about 2 hours. I got today off. Thanks, progressive companies.
I’ve had a lot of internal discussions with myself on here, published them as blog posts. I have timestamps to remember them by, I’m glad. In the past ~8 months since the pandemic began, I’ve gone back to a lot of my entries -- oh, this is what it was like in the beginning in March. Oh yes, May, I was indeed watching a lot of K-Dramas, it was getting hotter. Ahhh yes, I did learn a lot about not having the city as my crutch.
Just in general, on this blog, on the countless loose leaf papers in my journal, I’ve had these battles about meaning. This blog pre-dates seeing Jody my therapist, who I’ve been seeing faithfully for over 1.5 years now.
I could go on. The point I’m making rn in this last entry is this -- all that stuff is in the past, it was important, I internalized it. Now it’s time to move on. I’m glad this exists, these 450 entries exist, they exist with a purpose. But now? I know who I am, what I want to be.
I have no dilemma of engineering vs artistry. Now that I’ve been away from loud bars, I have no FOMO about the nightlife. It’s kinda just time to start from scratch, this knowledge.
I just created a new tumblr, domo-knows. I’ll likely have a companion YouTube channel in the future. Anyway, a few and somewhat ambiguous bullets for myself since, you know, this blog was always just for me.
ON THINGS I’M LEAVING BEHIND ACTIONS 1. Random drinking. Today, I’m going to buy an Other Half Finback IPAs, pop them open around 8pm and start watching election results. I’ve gone into detail before about drinking, but just to sum it up, drinking alcohol is the one thing I can say captures how complex and funny it is being a human -- how we use it socially, justify it, cling onto it, how it becomes tangled up in our highest achievements and our most shameful insecurities. I’ve consumed alcohol for these various reasons in my life:
a.) I was avoiding doing something difficult b.) I didn’t want to be alone in my room, and preferred the loud chatter of conversations and music at a cramped bar c.) I did not trust my social abilities sober, so I drank alcohol because I’ve never known anyone who has not liked me when I’ve had a couple (when I’m shit-faced, another story) d.) To hook up with a girl e.) I was bored f.) I was about to do something boring and wanted to make it more exciting g.) Because it was a beautiful sunny day, perfect for a beer on a patio h.) Because it was a cold and dreary day, perfect to brood over a Manhattan i.) I was lonely j.) My life was going too well, I wasn’t used to that, and I needed something to question k.) My life was going poorly, and I needed something to cheer me up for the evening l.) I needed to make a decision, so I drank alcohol and wrote in my journal and came to a good decision that I stuck with m.) I needed to make a decision, so I drank alcohol until I no longer cared, and the decision was punted off until the next day n.) I I needed to make a decision, I thought a drink or two would jigger my thought process, but I ended up getting distracted by something my drunk self was interested in, and the decision was punted off until the next day I’d come up with more but they’re all just variations of that and who wants to read more of that? 2. Eating sugary sweets, justifying it by saying I have “an addiction” I actually never cared for sweets until high school. Most birthday cake I had was gross, my parents bought Chips Ahoy or Oreos which tbh aren’t all that great, and I was never exposed to really good pastries until I was in college. In high school, I dropped a buncha weight entirely too quickly and I ended up with a fats and sweets “addiction” that I’ve “had ever since”. This is a common thing.
I’ve held it close to me mentally -- my “sweets addiction”. I didn’t question it, it was something I just had, something to hang onto for the rest of my life because I fucked up when I was younger.
But as I’ve gotten older, I understand that these things -- addictions -- serve purposes. They keep us comfortable in what we deem to be true of ourselves. They (poorly) provide temporary breaks from incessant mental gymnastics/fatigue. Anyway, blah blah, big sweeping declarations, blah blah, I’ve done that all before. But when I woke up today, I knew I would get a Vitamix like I’ve been talking about for years, and I made a decision to stop holding onto this. I always eat 2 meals a day with a wild west assortment of things in between, cake and cookies and granola bars and Halloween candy. Now, 2 meals and a protein smoothie/juice.
Let them muscles grow bb. Feel good about my body, treat it like the fucking temple it is.
3. Dicking around on the internet I enjoy reddit. I enjoy wikipedia. I also end up on these sites when I’m avoiding other major responsibilities and uncomfortable feelings. I know what I want: it involves a lot of deep practice. I could read about programming all day and I’d be fascinated -- you know, the history of Silicon Valley, Introduction to the Rust Programming language, new JavaScript frameworks, discussions on HackerNews about The Best Way to Build Something. But nothing beats getting your hands dirty. Nothing beats poring over source code, running into strange errors, resolving them, moving on, over and over ad nauseam until lo-and-behold, you are an expert.
I can read about music, listen to raps over and over, but nothing beats analyzing a verse over and over and actually hearing the syllables landing on, falling behind the beat.
I’m here to structure my day. I know what I want. Expertise, pride, and know-how. A differentiated skillset so I can collaborate with other differentiated skillsets. Good taste, a feeling of belonging. All that shit, all I ever wanted but didn’t know until recently. THOUGHT PATTERNS 1. FOMO What is it with being a human -- a Man, especially (sorry is that sexist, but also, not sorry) -- that makes us believe that everyone has everything we have and more? That we are the base model without power windows, and everyone else is an upgrade? I love going on walks in New York City. I love riding the trains in New York City. But while some of this love is healthy spectatorship, much of what I’ve engaged in is unhealthy envy.
I’m done with that though. I know what I like. And I know I have a dope life. And I know that I’m a good person to know, that people may have different qualities than me but I also have different qualities from them. I’m cool with my small close-knit friends. 2. INDECISION I kinda expanded on this above. I know what I want, and all questioning I’ve done (especially recently) has been my effort to save myself from doing the work, save myself from having to declare what I am. 3. ENGAGING IN FEELINGS OF BEING LATE I am 31 years old. This is something I know to be true: there is a 13-year old who can program circles around me. There is a kid who can play a rendition of Misty on piano so soulful that it’ll bring a tear to my eye. There is nothing, technically (as in, technical expertise), that I can do that can’t be done by anyone else. But I do believe in my taste and I do believe in my life experiences. And I do believe that whatever I create can only be mine, have my signature, and I think that whatever I create in this world that I’m proud of is going to be good. That’s a fact, and I’m going into the future with that as a fact.
Farewell, semi-anonyme Anyway, I was going to write more but I wanna get going, more to do. I’ve got some work to do, some voting to do, some writing to do, some planning to do.
I love you all. See you on the other side.
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Me:You let a pyro have a match... What did you think she was going to do? Just light her cigarette?
My dad, almost having his eyebrows singed off:Yes
Me:...I'm disappointed
My dad:As you should be.
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King:hey I gots a question
Me:Nani?
King:What happens when a girl takes a penis enlargement pill?
Me:...I- what?
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Me:You're too sober Faith, go get a beer.
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JJ:Bruh why the fuck are the staff at this funeral home crying?
Celo:Because they work at a fucking funeral home
King:But they should be used to it
Me:No mom
JJ:Yea but you'd think they'd be desensitized to it.
Me:they're paid to cry
Celo:People have emotions unlike you. Not everyone is an emotionless piece of shit.
King:Sympathy
JJ:I'm not an emotionless piece of shit, you're confusing me with Faith
Me:lmao
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JJ:It looks like Satan's cock
Me:Wtf
Celo:It does
Me:How would you kn-... Nvm
King:Satan, did you just send a dick pic? [Context:They all call me "Satan"]
Me:No wtf
JJ:Trap
King:Don't lie
Fai:oh
Me:I'm literally bleeding from my twat and you assume I just sent a dick pic
King:TF is a twat?
Celo:Pussy
King:o
Me:I regret life decisions
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JJ:Lei are these still your notes for us?
"My brother said he is a explosive potato"
"Oofity scoop"
"I mad I wasted 4 years at LCA"
"ok listen here failed abortion im tired of trying to be nice so fuck off you ugly lonely ugly cunt and good night"
"Drink coffee it doesn't stunt ur growth although u don't have growth"
"lmao I got kicked out of 2 friend groups bc i said tiddies in Japanese"
"This is why you're not allowed to have a kid"
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JJ:Isen wants to speak to your manager lmfao
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Me:We're great friends here at Chaotic Evil™ the Group Chat HQ
JJ:Move I'm gay
Fai:Oh great
Me:We know
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Masky:I don't know JJ I just want to kill someone so I can eat *vibrates eyes*
Me:o h l o r d
Me:gEt ThE hOlY wAtEr MoThErFuCkErS
Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Masky:NOT THAT!
JJ:*sprays with holy water*
Me:XD
Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JJ:*spritz spritz bitch*
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JJ:Everytime somebody says some dumbass shit I have a split decision between saying: "fuckin pardon?" or "come again *****??"
Fai:Why not both
Fai:Mix them together
JJ:Pardon again *****? Fuckin come again??
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JJ:Anyway I'll be sleeping w multiple soft n fluffy pillows like the trashy hoe i am and y'all will just have to deal, g'night
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Me:My sister wants to send a bird and some grass to China
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Fai:i'll just stab him in the dick. No more kids for you buddy
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Me:Reasons I don't need to discuss you butt taco
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Jeffo:That goddamn bever exposed my twitter
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JJ:Don't fuck rachel gardner tf y'all are both underage
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Celo:Concern is futile
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Su:You're literally talking to someone who read Danny x Rachel fanfiction at 5 in the morning
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King:How y'all doing
Fai:Dying
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Me:*recites the entire script of "history of the entire world, i guess" in chat*
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JJ:YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYBODY BEING A BOTTOM CELO
JJ:I PUSHED YOU AND YOU LITERALLY FUCKING MOANED
Su:w o a h t h e r e
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Me:"My parents are going to beat me" kinky
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Me:Last year:King being accused of raping JJ
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Me:ur mum gae
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Me:SHE WAS LOOKING AT LEVI'S DICK-
Su:And I oop-
Fai:Stop. Halt. Halt. Stop.
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Me:EVERYONE IS GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fai:No lei
King:Nope
Me:GO BACK TO YOUR CLOSET
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Me:lets rape africa
Fai:lets not???
Me:they scrambled to see who could rape africa the fastest
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Me:let's blame the maine on spain
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JJ:Cactus dildo
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Me:the holes just appear over night and magically get white stuff in them-
Fai:Alright
Su:I-
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Me:FBI OPEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS
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Me:michigan's a 4-year-old basic moody bitch wearing crocs and socks drinking some fucking starbucks and breaking down in the corner of america while everyone else gets high and drunk af and ignores him to cry. except ohio
ohio is michigan's not alone buddy
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Me:kim kardashian is a boy?
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Me:all i heard was big. what-
Fai:don't worry bout it
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JJ:You ask your broke ass friends if they have money
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Me:my sister has a girlfriend apparently-
Fai:Her hand
Me:no
King:Jeffo
Fai:ye
Me:This chick she met in a game
JJ:When's the wedding
Me:Lmao
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"You can't legally stab children"
"Not on purpose anyways"
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Me:TIL my dad's boss lives near Jeffo and my sister's into punky skaters
JJ:TODAY I LEARNED THAT CELO'S MOM KNOWS MY MOM WHAT THE FUCK
Me:so kids what lesson did we learn
Fai/JJ:Nothing
JJ:Jynx
Fai:This is horrible
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Celo:unholy tutu screeching intensifies
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Me:im seriously crying by saying "im a weiner dog"
Me:i am the weiner dog
Me:the holy weiner dog
Su:w h e e z e
Me:im the all-mighty weiner dog
Celo:I can't breathe
Su:c r y i n g
Celo:And I'm ashamed
Me:im crying-
Me:im not
Me:im probably contact-high
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Su:The question is not are you choking, its what are you choking on?
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JJ:"Go jerk off to your fictional waifus, you horny fucking weeb"
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JJ:I speak English not oui oui baguette motherfucker
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King:i just had a flashback of when Destiny Powell started to have nicknames and called Nini tater tot.
King:then christoff just yelled, TATER TOT SHE'S A THOT
JJ:I don't remember Destiny saying that but i definitely remember Christoff saying that
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Me:hi and welcome to college! you want fresh air? WELL IT CANT FUCKIN HAPPEN! BECAUSE WE'RE TOO AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE! SO THIS IS ALL YA GET. A SMALL CRACK IN THE WINDOW!
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Me:i enjoy the fact that none of us can actually bother correcting shit after sending unless someone points it out or we notice and it pisses us off.
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Me:i read that as "my new seat in meth is great"
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JJ:stop flirting some of us are trying to spill some tea
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Celo:Squidward thicc af 😏
Me:I- Cel why-
Cel:Aren't you the bitch that likes fell
Me:fuck you dont use this to your advantedge
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Cel:Also, how does that explain why Skyler doesn't even have a dick
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Me, using something from Tumblr:
Cel:There's a fight going on down the block. Wanna go see?
JJ:What-
Lei:Wh- what the fuck- why?
Fai throws Jeffo and Kint down the hallway to their right yelling “FUCK YOU!"
Sounds of things smashing
Lei:I could use some air and time out of the house. Sure why not-
Est:Take me with you I've been stuck in here for *counting on fingers* 50 years-
Lei:You're only 21-
Est:It only looks like I'm 21
Lei:What the fuck-
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JJ:Did Cal just tell me he loves me for the first time?
Lei:Yes.
JJ:And did I just do finger guns back?
Lei:Yes. Yes you did.
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Cel:Hello-
Fai, grabbing through the bars:*Starts to choke him*
Lei: Faith! Faith! Hold on let him explain!
Fai:He’s selling us out!
Lei:Let. Him. Explain.
Cel:*Coughs* Thank you, Leila.
Cel:I’m selling you out.
Lei:*Angry screaming*
Cel:*Choking noises*
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Cel:Why are you smiling?
Jeffi:Can’t I just smile? Maybe something good happened and I’m happy!
JJ:Faith tripped and fell in the parking lot.
King:Did she die?
JJ:No
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Me:you force fed me pizza when i was a baby i remember the future
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Me:all these quotes from the internet, family members, or friends. then there's "ahem You can't be bisexual if you're sansexual. You get to live with this information now, bye"
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Some random discord shit
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weird flex but ok i guess pt.2
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War… Hold up, do we really need a warning for this one? Dunno, but however, watch out for slightly disturbing and kinda…disgusting imagery, trypophobic patterns, as well as ‘necrotic’ designs I made while having funky fever bc o h m y g o d do I get a little crazier every new quarantine day (and at this point it’s coming to be an usual thing for me, big sad). However, most are made no other than for the sole sake of satire, so y’know, no need to get your underwear in a twist
Friday Night Funkin’ BoyFriend’s Hood – AU fanconcept sketches [II]
EDIT 09/06/2023: Updated the traditional drawing with a rescanned, more clean version
1.-BFH FC 1 – Grawlbert
[Cutscene-styled script for partial storytell / character introduction sake –andbcwhynot-]
Scenario: Things happening in the zombie place past the dark alley; BF confronting Grawlbert face-to-face
Grawlbert
(#Been a while since last time we saw lil BF on da hood, yo)
(#City life really did wonders with you, dog)
(#Real shame your comeback had to be on these circumstances, tho…)
BoyFriend
(*Truth be told, these are the main reason I’m here)
(*Gotta do what must be done to help the hood, am I right?)
Grawlbert
(#Hmph, remaining as noble as when being small B, yo)
(#I know a way that’ll go well with ya, bro)
(#But ya gotta show off how much you can stand to have it, y’know)
BoyFriend
(*Try me!)
Grawlbert
(#Aight then. Brunze, get it going!)
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Remember the zombie dude I mentioned before? Yeah it is him, say hi to the internet bert-
I’ll confess something though, before this one, I did another design specifically for a side project of mine that also has some FNF/NG references to it (andiwontdenyitbcihaverespectforthecreatorsthatcamefromthereilya) and then based myself off of it to make this guy, but trying to keep the similarities at range
Basically, I ripped myself off…unless we consider it as a AlterChar case (plus this isn’t canon anyway so i can fiddle with it if I want to heehee-)
Though, to be one of my ‘first’ zombie designs, it looks neat even if I say so myself
Trying new art tropes and styles is really fun, ngl
2.-BF’s cracked microphone
Aw man, you broke my mic-
For this one I initially though it to be during the oof moment with the eye snek and stuff, but I reimagined it to be in the later later
I won’t say why it’s cracked yet, though you can figure out things of it, won’t mind
3.- BFH FC 2 – StyX
[Cutscene-styled script for partial storytell / character introduction sake –andbcwhynot-]
**Side note: This event is kinda ‘unchained’ by the time I write it up (ergo, no idea what happened before hand in concrete sense), so I’ll only focus on the encounter alone for now.
Scenario: Inside what we’d consider to be a freak circus’ ‘warehouse’ (or something of that sort) that has been made a mess of, an anthropomorphic hyena is sitting on the corner on its own, facing backwards and having passive-aggresive physical spasms every so and then and in different parts of its body, tail included.
As BF comes by, the hyena’s ears twitch up, as it starts sniffing the surroundings until spots the human behind them.
Quick transition (camera goes off and on)
Insert average battle stage layout w/ GF here
Styx
WhyY, lOoh -Oohkie thErre!
WEe gOt sOome NeEw guests Overr tOo thEe pAarrTYy!
aAnd One Of thEem’s aA rrEeAl trrEeAt tOo thEe EeYeE!
HeRr smEell’s nOt tHaAt chAarrmIing, thOougghh…
GirlFriend
Repulsion. Don’t you dare come near me or else, you mange bag
Styx
WhAat?? YoOuu AfRrAaid Of cloOwnss??
GirlFriend
No, I fear you’ll give me awful zombie rabies by a touch alone
BoyFriend
(*Aight, cut it out now)
(Hey Mr. McCooties, is it here where the power source of this place’s at? Y’know, cuz of the blackout thing and stuff)
Styx
YEeS!
AanDd AeE guEsSs yOou’re thEe One whOo wIll sOo “ffIxX” Eet, wOn’t yOUu, lIttLe mUusiCkAll bOYy?
WeEell thEen, lEet’s gEet thE shOoOw goOing, mYy dUude!
Frowns with a wider smile. …and yOu bEtter mAke yOur pArt gOod.
Lightly savage. I’m dOing sOme bIg Efforts hEre to kEep mYself from STRAIGHT UP tEaring yOu Open lIke mY cAge’s bEd pIllow
BoyFriend
Normal+‘Ough’ face. Ah…
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Speaking of old OCs making their comeback…also furries (I’m having pico’s school love conquers all flashbacks now help me-)
And OOPS I accidentally drew him on BF’s position, sorry sorry will fix later pinkie promise
Yes this boi was an old OC of mine that used to be a low-key clown and used to wear an orange-ish handkerchief round his neck
Now he’s a lame excuse for a Joker wannabe that plays a fool out of himself for mere cash…oh and he’s also quite the aggressive type when he’s bothered, reason why he wears a shock collar as you can see there
But since there is no electricity it’s no longer an issue for him so he can do what pleases him…rap included
And about how he is able to breathe…he’s kind of an undead too so sdfghj-
4.- Eye-nimals…?
Got a little carried away with the eye morph idea, oopsie
I’d say, despite how unsettling they might look, I think they’re kind of cute...spookute (?)
5.-BFH FC 3 – Madame le Momst
[Cutscene-styled script for partial storytell / character introduction sake –andbcwhynot-]
**Side note: This event is kinda ‘unchained’ by the time I write it up (ergo, no idea what happened before hand in concrete sense), so I’ll only focus on the encounter alone for now. (2)
Scenario: Momst’s boutique(?).
Madame le Momst
Oh my feathers, hello there, little darlings!
Come in, come in, I’m all for visits tonight~
Pigeon Pit
HELLO!
Crook Crow
…hey
BoyFriend
(*S’up)
GirlFriend
Hi there
Madame le Momst
It’s been so long since I had someone coming to my boutique…
Lowered smile. …Since the blackout not only took my beloved music away, but also my fashion motivation
Sad. I’ve been trying to make new confections, but I just can’t come up with anything, as I so used to do before…
Cuckoo glance…and by just hearing that, you might tell it kinda has gotten me a little…too out of my head lately, to say the least
GirlFriend
You don’t say, dear.
BoyFriend
(*Well, I can help you out on that if you like)
Madame le Momst
Oh, you would do that for me?
BoyFriend
(*Sure! Why else do you think I came over here anyway?)
Madame le Momst
Oh, so kind of you!~
Defying. …Still, you better make that kindness stand up enough towards my expectations
Sinister. And if you not, well…let’s just say your little girlfriend will have to compensate the loss
Cuckoo-er glance. I’ve heard demon eyes are quite the prettiest of jewels in this kind of industry after all
GirlFriend
Heh, not even a chance, honey
Crook Crow
Sharp stares. Don’t underestimate me, woman
GirlFriend
Sharp stares back. …
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I’ll express my feelings towards this character through a meme:
Therapist
-Female half-naked birb with tits doesn’t exist, she can’t hurt you
Female half-naked birb with tits
-Staring deep into my soul
I’m as lost as you might be, but this was out of a little memory of mine where my good ol’ friend Algid and I were talking about VB’s Ink Amalgam and I suddenly brought the idea of it looking like Momo
And well, here I am
You can tell I didn’t have much to think about and just went with the flow on this one, it was kind of fun still so whateva
Also really clever of me covering her crotch but not her tits
Pft-
Sweet Jesus woman cover those nips of yours, no one needed to see them that closely t h a n k y o u
6.-BFH FC 4 – Sarco Daddy/Mummy Daddy
[Cutscene-styled script for partial storytell / character introduction sake –andbcwhynot-]
Scenario: Mummy Club’s interior; MumDaddy’s ‘office’ specifically
BF enters past the ‘stringdoor‘ alongside GF; they’re dressed with the same fashion of the ‘staff’
BoyFriend
(*Good evening ladies and gents, I’m looking for the owner of this place)
Mummu Ka
Oh, you wanna see the master, cutey?
Zuu Xha
Jhe’ll be jhere in a zecondd, don’t worry
MumDaddy enters the room from a different stringdoor
Mummy Daddy
What’s going on here?
Mummu Ka
Someone’s here to see you, master
Quick transition (camera goes off and on)
Mummy Daddy
So, you said you know how to fix our power leak over here, did you?
BoyFriend
(*Yeah)
Mummu Ka
Concern. I have a feeling we shouldn’t really trust this little boy, master
Zuu Xha
Yea, thiz girl jhe brought jhaz zomething zuspixiouz…
Slightly sharp stares with tongue out. I can zense it from jhere
GirlFriend
Bruh face. That’s because I’m literally next to you, sis.
Zuu Xha
Suspecting. Ztill…
Mummy Daddy
Don’t worry dears, she doesn’t seem to call for trouble here
…Yet
As for you, I’ll give you a chance to try do the magic with our stuff here.
Frown. But if things don’t work out in the end, you’ll get a free sadomasochist session by me personally
And trust me, it’ll be more painful than the human type of play.
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Mummies are really classy to be a part of the undead category, aren’t they?
Yes, this is adult nightclub naughty things confirmed
Don’t worry though, fanonically here BF is an adult already so y’know (?) (I keep him as a shortie bc I’m lazy…and also bc he cute like that)
7.-BFH FC 5 – The Bone-Oilers Leader (Formerly known as ‘Motorbones’)
I changed his ‘name’, yes
It sounded really generic so yeah
He still gangsta tho
8.-Pit and Crowk (Madame Le Momst’s pets/little assistants)
Mommy’s little babies…wicked babies
9.-BFH FC 6 – Grave-nan
[Cutscene-styled script for partial storytell / character introduction sake –andbcwhynot-]
**Event skipped: BF’s quick discharge and final check-up (protocol purposes)**
Scenario: The Hood’s Graffee Streets
GF walking by and looking around carefully
GirlFriend (on though)
They said this was the place I had to go to ask
Hope it wasn’t a scam…
GF accidentally hits a paint can with her shoe
GirlFriend
Ah!
Someone steps in, a freakystein holding another paint can on his hand
Grave-nan
(¬Woah! Watch it!)
GirlFriend
Oh my, sorry
Grave-nan
(¬Say, what’s a pretty lady like you doing around here all alone?)
GirlFriend
Looking for someone that can help me and my BF on this whole blackout mess, that’s for sure.
Grave-nan
(¬So, you got the memo about it, huh?)
(¬Well then, if that’s the case, then I’m the man you’re looking for!)
(Name’s Grave-nan, or Grave for short)
(¬And –wait, did you say BF?)
GirlFriend
Uhm yeah, that’s my partner’s name for short
Grave-nan
(¬Hold up, you mean THE BF? AKA Lil BoyFriend?)
GirlFriend
Blue hair, short height, long brows
That’s my boy if you wanna know
Grave-nan
(¬Frost damn, now you got my attention!)
GirlFriend
My goodness, you guys are really fond with him, aren’t you?
Grave-nan
(¬Heh, yeah!)
(¬…Though, people don’t have the same view of you on this side of the street after what happened during last Friday)
GirlFriend
Crossed arms …
Grave-nan
(¬Yeah, rumors do spread like disease ‘round here)
(¬But in all honesty, for a demon relative, you don’t seem like a threat to me)
GirlFriend
If that’s the case, then we should take that zombie dude who hurt my BF with his snake thing as the main topic
Now that’s what I’d consider to be an actual threat, no bias thoughts at all
Grave-nan
(¬Wait, Unk Grawlbert did that?!)
(¬Darn, now things are twisting to the worse with this outage!)
(¬Still, that wouldn’t have happened if he had a reason other than just…)
(¬…well, bare spitefulness)
(¬Say, did BF encounter with something ‘weird’ going on while he was there?)
(¬…just in case he actually told you, of course)
GirlFriend
Now that you say it, he kind of did
During his stay at the hospital, he did mention something about ‘strange arrow patterns’
Translating his words, ‘instead of a 90 degree angle, they looked as if they were on a 45 one’
Grave-nan claps his hands in realization.
Grave-nan
(¬Now that’s what’s going on)
(¬He expected him to use the ‘diagonal mechanic’!)
(¬…but he didn’t have anything to activate it, I’ll guess)
(¬You multiply that frustration and unconsciousness with the no longer contained zombie instinct)
(¬Then add the idea of BF betraying the hood because he plus you equals nope according to him and most of the old-school zombeeps and zomboops around here)
(¬And BOOM, total mayhem breaks into the party )
(¬Quick maths!)
GirlFriend
Wait, diagonal…what?
Grave-nan
(¬Diagonal mechanic, dear)
(¬It’s a new way of power generation, especially for this kind of situations)
GirlFriend
How does that work?
Grave-nan
(¬Well, it basically turns singing into electricity)
(¬Sound frequency particles being transformed into energy, this that)
(¬Science things, y’know)
(¬And all the magic can be done with the help of this little guy over here)
Grave-nan puts his hand inside his pocket, takes it out, and shows GF a small device as he opens his fist (the little device is slightly on due to his own body’s electricity)
GirlFriend
Oh, pretty cute.
Grave-nan takes GF’s hand softly and puts the device on its palm, closing it afterwards.
Grave-nan
(¬Just connect it to the mic, and then you’ll be ready to go)
GirlFriend
What? So it’s as simple as that?
Grave-nan nods
Grave-nan
(¬Yup!)
(¬…Though it doesn’t do much when us undeads try to use ‘em, hehe)
(¬I mean, if it was to my will, you bet I’d give my all to help da hood, yo!)
(¬But uhm, you see…)
GirlFriend
Freakysteins can’t touch active electronics, or else they’ll shock
I know, I work with plenty of them until the sun settles down.
Grave-nan
(¬Oh, cool!)
(¬And good you know)
(¬So…Want me to give you a little lesson about how to use it correctly?)
GirlFriend
Sure, why not?
Grave-nan lends his arms towards the alley
Grave-nan
(¬Awesome! Come over here, we’ll have more space to practice)
GF walks past him to where he’s pointing.
Grave-nan
…
Grave-nan (on thought)
(¬Oh brother, I’m real pimpin’!)
(¬I’m about to do something for da hood man himself, the one and only…Wow!)
(¬Might be just a small help, but it’s still nice to be somewhat helpful)
(¬…nonetheless, remember Grave, don’t grow too attached)
(¬you know how it is…)
Grave-nan takes a deep breath, regains his composure and goes with GF
[T.B.C.]
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That one NG-themed char I did for C4:C‘R’ but instead it’s a freaky-steined iteration of him
…yes I said freaky-steined -and yes my dude zombeeps and zomboops are how they call zombies around here, zombeeps for fems and zomboops for men)
He doesn’t join any parties though, but he knows things as you can see here
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YEA BO- wait. What the fuck is this. OH MY GOD THAT MUSIC. I'M TRIGGERED. I FLASHING BACK SO HARD. GOODBYE.
Hige don't be dramatic you're fine
NO I'M NOT. I REMEMBER HAVING FF ON GBA. -SCREECHES-
Honestly I was playing The Evil Within 2 the other day it was a traumatic experience for me.
Fuck that, yolo it.
No I'm not gonna yolo it.
Assaless.
Speak my name when u arrive... say my name boi.
I received the Sword of the Order.
Kinky.
Do you seriously remember that?
Jesus christ that was so long ago.
Was it? I have no concept of time. I literally don't. Like none. The bashtard.
Basch. Baschtard. Vaangina.
*Gets out the hose. Pressure washes Hige with holy water*
I smell. Something weird. Like hot glue.
*turns into swiss cheese*
RIP swissed Hige.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. IS BURNING. IN RL. I SMELL HOT GLUE. AM I DYING RN. THEY SAY YOU SMELL HOT GLUE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A SIEZURE.
Where's the spy pirate I wonder.
I've heard of smelling brussel sprouts...
It varies. Some say copper pennies. Some say hot glue. Some say burning stuff.
Dead raccoons smell a lot like melting brussel sprouts. Pro tip.
Hige I-- I don't... wanna know how you know that.
Cuz of their hobby.
Vaugn the oversharing fuckwit. Relatable.
I genuinely forgot how to spell his name, and just don't care at this point.
Jar jar binks!!!
Its Vaan. Two a's.
Van. Vaan. Yawn.
Wtf was that noise Vaan.
Sell shit, be rich for about 5 seconds, then be poor.
He's just a teenage boy.
OH. I KNOW WHAT I'M SMELLING. FUKING FI R E WOR KS.
Sky pervert u say.
Everyone in this house but me is like 'OH MY GOD ITS GUNSHOTS. 100 PERCENT GUNSHOTS. THE WORLD SO DANGEROUS.' And I'm like... bitch... its fireworks... 'NO -- ITS NOT -- I WAS IN THE ARMY I WOULD KNOW WHAT A GUNSHOT IS. PLUS, I JUST SAW THE FLASH FROM THE BARREL'. Excuse me... guns don't... guns don't flash.
flash from the bARREL. I'M LAUGHING.
That's not... how guns work.
Oh what I don't have my party with me.
I was waiting to see how long before you noticed lmao.
Wow you guys are so mean. Not telling me I forgot my party.
I'm gonna summon them like beatle juice.
Oh man it didn't work.
Oh there you are. I tried to summon you like beatle juice but it didn't work.
Well you shoulda said that chant over a dead possum. Then I woulda heard you.
Confession. I'm still hella weak for bunny tatas.
I DON'T REMEMBER ALL THE FAKE NAMES OKAY.
Clearly neither does Vaan.
Am I ready for the mines? Am I? Aaam I? I am let's go.
Ah, so polite. You're also like. My well of never-ending potions.
Oooooo. Whip him. Whip him daddy.
Jfc.
I want to see him broken and bleeding and crying for more.
*gets the holy water hose again*
THATS NOT HOLY WATER. THERE'S NOTHING HOLY ABOUT IT. EXCEPT THAT IT FILLS ME WITH HOLES.
Exactly.
What big teef u have.
Every city looks pretty at night. They look better on FIRE at NIGHT.
We're not lighting Bhujerba on fire.
WHY THE FUCK NOT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS GASOLINE NOW.
Okay, Hige? You can set that airship right there on fire.
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MAKE IT A FUCKING PHOENIX.
Hello sexy.
Nevermind. He looked better through the blurry window. Fucking frizied hair.
Everyone looks the god damn same to me.
Assless.
[spongebob voice] Iiiiiii'm ready. Iiiiii'm ready.
Idk where they are ho.
I don't know if this is weird but, does catnip... smell like tea? Cuz I think it kinda smells like tea.
Wouldn't know, I've never smelled catnip that I can remember.
I missed my chance to be Cool and say 'I've never snorted catnip'. I disappoint myself.
Awwww, but I want to take out half your kingdom army with this.
Dang you only had 8 gil? You're a poor ass soldier, what the fuck.
I guess I will just. Sound the alarm.
sOUND THE ALARM. BEE BU DEE BU DAH DEE DEE DEE.
Now I'm gonna have to look that song up. gdi.
You gonna slap her again? ...I mean him, not her.
What FUCKING level are you? Oh my gooood.
God-- Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
DON'T STOP. BELIEVIN.
n y o o m.
SUPER SAIYAN.
R i p t h a t du d e.
aAWWWWWWWWW WHAT ARE TH O SE. THEY'RE ADORABLE.
KNIGHTKNIGHTKNIGHTKNIGHT.
KNIGHTTTTT.
I can't find the gd song.
lOOK AT THAT ARMOR.
Found ya bitch.
I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE GD FILTER.
THEY'RE ADORABLE. I WANT 10.
Okay but u know what else is fucking adorable. The. Sheep. In Nautilus Park in FFXIII. ...Wow it didn't censor me that time.
THE SHEEP LOOK LIKE MUPPETS WTF. THEY'RE SO CUTE.
Lavi was honestly just. "I'm living in this park now. I'm never leaving these sheep."
Doug wants a moogle.
I PLAYED A MOOGLE ONCE. AND THEIR HUMAN FC WAS KOMUI.
Chocobos are better.
THERE. Fuk u chat.
But also omg. Komui as a M O O G L E.
Chocobos are blessings.
I need to find that blog I had now.
FOUND IT.
I did so many fucking laps around this airship. Eventually I ran out of spawns. It was just. 'Damn'.
Jeez Vossler, god damn, put some eye drops in your eyes.
'You won't be able to leave this area easily, you should think about saving in a different file' NAAAAAAAAAH.
Wait, you mean you weren't. Fighting anything all this time? God damn it Ashe. Didn't have your gambits on, *growls* /PRINCESS/.
I mean. Its an honest mistake. At least you didn't go out into a sandstorm without your party to fight a Mark kek.
FIX YOURSELF.
fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Okay. Let's just go with this. Too many. I don't like it.
*sips cola*
(elis voice) i gOT THE COLA.
[coach voice] COLA.
Honestly my favorite is. 'Ah now Coach you look like you done this before.'
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT LINE JUST. ISN'T RIGHT.
Exactly.
I hate being blinded too tbh. I say as I never wear glasses I need to wear.
GDI BASCH
fuk u, alarm
*long gasp* God damn it shE'S ALSO LEVEL 14 I'm fucking screeching.
Yaaaaaaay my favorite one. Tides of Fate.
HEAVEN'S WRATH SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY COOL INNOCENCE NAME NGL.
It sounds like it'd be a cool af staff.
Hi, Doug's possible ancestor.
O this fight was "fun"
oHO DAM N SHE ANGERY
I read aero as lero
*to the tune of shots* BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
I'll see myself out
Here comes butts.
bUTT
BUTT
Bun Butt.
U know. Bunny tailed Lavi is one of my favorite things in RWBY and FFXII verses. /Especially when he's agitated/.
ANGERY BUNNY BUTT.
I'm st ill l aug hin g. When Weiss worked him into a tizzy about if she was complimenting or insulting him and he couldn't figure it out. Bunny tail going a mile a minute.
Oh my god I remember that ask. That was my favorite ask, just cuz it worked him into a tizzy. She wasn't gonna answer him either, he would've been like "are you complimenting or insulting me?" and she would've just been like "Yes."
t h e f u c k w a s t h a t. That thing looked like something out of a nightmare.
THAT THING. NO. THE ALIGATOR LOOKING BITCH.
I'm here and AM queer.
THAT.
THOT.
SCARY BITCH.
Hello queer. I'm ace.
Changing my name to Hiqueerge.
THE BACON PEPPERONI WOLF. BACON PEPPERONI. I'D EAT THAT.
j FC WHY.
I don't know why they did this but. God. Horrible clashing colors.
You wouldn't eat that Hige.
I WOULD. BET IT TASTES LIKE CYANIDE AND HEARTBURN.
Oh my god, Hige. Why am I friends with you?
Its like a um... chimera. I think chimera is the right word.
The fast forward run is fucking killing me. They need chipmunk voices.
Ashe is problematic. Her skirt is not functional. This... is both problem and not a problem at all. Its a problem because why bother wearing anything at all at that point. Its not a problem because at least it keeps the perverts happy.
Ashe is problematic... although right now its currently basch. Because he hasn't reACHED LEVEL FUCKING 14 YET.
I hate her boots though. I hate those boots. I wish they'd just given her actual pants.
Fight her boots.
Her dysfunctional wardrobe is the final boss.
Jar jar binks got big.
Stronk stronk bigs.
THERE BE ANOTHER ONE.
AAAAARRRRR. YE BE AFTER ME TREASURE?
I can't be a pirate anymore tho so. w e e p s.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
FIIIIIIIIRE
FIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cure me, bitch.
You know I haven't been paying attention-- *gasps* OH MY GOD I FINALLY LEVELED UP, REALLY?
LOOK AT THAT. ALL LEVEL 14 YAAAY.
*HEAVENLY CHORUS IN THE BACKGROUND*
HAAAAALLEJULAHHHH
I... all I can imagine is that skyrim video. With the crier. Flying away into the horizon as he’s giving a sermon.
HE ASCENDED.
tfw you kick the power strip and knock the internet out.
k it n o. don't kick power strips. Power strips are friends.
This is what happens when I never sit at a desk.
R e l a t a b l e.
Why do I do this to me.
S C R E A M S. p oor r ox as. P oor stupid axel.
ROXAS DESERVED BETTER.
I love axel. He's a good. But not really. He's an asshole, but. We love him anyway. He tried to be a dad. I'm proud of him.
All fictional redheads are Goods But Not Really lmfao *side eyes Lavi*
Okay well. Maybe not /all/. *side eyes Cross harder*
Judge Cross all u want. Stupid fuck.
Hinata's the only ginger who'se excused.
Ok abut also Reno. Fucking Reno. RENO'S A BITCH.
Okay but I really wanna get fucking. VII remake just so I can see Reno even though Reno is the stupid fuck who takes a whole sector of a city and just. Drops it on another fucking sector oF A CITY.
I feel like Reno wears that title proudly. I almost typed tittie.
he does- S TU. IS JUTN. FUC KF.
bye isa.
IMD VHC. HE ELP.
Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
V IOLENT CO UGHING.
Wind sure is loud today.
w o w.
I WANT TO ADOPT ALL OF THE MOOGLES.
I wanna be a sky pirate.
Lavi, I can't believe you're calling Reno out.
Let Reno have the tittie of bitch.
The tittie of bitch? Really?
I CHOKED ON MY FUCKING CHILI.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
TRAITOR.
Vayne's a dick and he can go choke on it.
Larsa <3
Larsagna
*chants* SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA
*chants louder* SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA
RIP Bianca. I... almost typed Pianca. Today is a weird day for me. Fingers having a bad day. I ALMOST TYPED FINDERS. I give up.
Finders do have bad days.
My fingers are dyslexic pass it on. Calling u stupid bone sausages out.
Doug is a prime example of finders with bad days-- especially when he makes deals with the D.Gray-Devil.
DID YOU ACTUALLY ALMOST MISPELL MY /NAME/, KIT? AND did you actually mispell my name on purpose Isa, how dare.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. TOOOOOOOOOTTALLLYYYY not.
Yes.
NO. I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME. HAVE MERCY.
No mercy.
I dunno, Isa, should I forgive you? Should I? Should I...?
Y e s. You should forgive me.
Nah.
I'm an angel, remember?
Nop.
Ye.
Angels don't talk about eiffel tower dic
besides the eiffel tower incident-- I. I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Also where tf is Hige.
Dead. I died.
u creepin u creepe-- oh there u are.
Yesterday I died~
n o p e.
Tomorrow's bleedin~
GET OUT.
And take ur pain with u >: (
t a k e s m y p a i n w i t h m e.
kIT KICKED ME OUTTTT. HE'S A MEANIEEEE.
nYEH @ KIT.
tfw you have too many muses. Shoves sheryl and the millenium b i tch out.
SANDSEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
#AESTHETIC
There's this one rare game you get by chaining 100 urutan yensa. I'm not doing that.
That's a lotta yensa.
Bye Vaan. Have a nice sleep out in the middle of the desert.
Yeah, I ditched him. I don't even care if he's asleep. I ditched him.
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G-Dragon: Angst/Small amount of fluff/Eventual smut
PART 2-A: The One About The Night Before
A/N: Crap sorry it’s so late you guys, I was trying to edit as fast as I could I swear! But if there are typos my bad lmao Anyway I feel like this one is a bit short but I hope you enjoy nonetheless!
P.S. Part 2-B should be out some time tomorrow.
(Part One)||(Part Two-B)
I woke up with a jolt and a cold sweat, feeling like the entire room was still spinning; physically feeling like I got hit by an eighteen wheeler. I brushed some of the mess of hair from my face and through half lidded eyes I tried to look around the room to make sure I didn't end up in some stranger’s place; thankfully for my dignity I wasn’t but unfortunately for my ego, I wasn’t.
“Ugh what time is it?” I groaned reaching for my phone on the nightstand. Fumbling around the nightstand the only thing my hand was met with was the touch activated lamp that blinded me with a bombardment of light. “Argh no!” I threw my arm across my face. I frantically hurried to shut off the lamp that felt like it was emitting the rays from the sun. Only managing to open one eye I looked around for my phone and discovered it was strewn on the floor with a mess of clothes and shoes. I groaned again not wanting to leave the comfort of the bed, I outstretched my hand nearly falling off the bed and quickly nabbed my phone and hauling myself back into my previous position under the covers. Pressing the home button to my phone I again was greeted with a flash bomb of light and covered my face with my hand; slapping myself in the process. Still adjusting to the light I peeked through my fingers desperately looking to find the time. ‘2:00 p.m. fuck’ With my phone unlocked I went wide eyed, ‘Shit, shit, shiiiit’ I thought; I had 17 missed calls and 10 voicemails from Saige. Looking for some kind of answer I scrolled through her text messages that only seemed to get more and more aggressive the further I scrolled along.
‘Alex where the hell did you go?’ <received 1:44 am>
‘Itsf o k im with djsaho’ <sent 1:52 am>
‘Ok bitch you are waaaaaaay too fucked up, where are you?’ <received 1:52 am>
‘Urd th e bitc yo bcht’ <sent 1:55 am>
‘I’m being serious Alex, if the paparazzi or some douche bag from the internet get a picture of you like this we are royally screwed’ <received 1:55 am>
‘Dnt wrry Gbe okie’ <sent 1:56 am>
‘Dont do this to me McMahon, WHERE ARE YOU????’ <received 1:56 am>
‘Byiii cee yu ntx wek’ <sent 1:57 am>
‘Wtf do you mean see you next week???’ <received 1:57 am>
‘Alex?’ <received 1:59 am>
‘HELLO?!’ <received 2:01 am>
‘ANSWER YOUR PHONE I KNOW YOU KEEP DECLINING THE CALL’ <received 2:05 am>
‘I swear to God when I see you I am going to kick your ass’ <received 2:06 am>
‘AND WHO TF IS DJ SAHO?! YOU SAID YOU WERE DONE WITH DATING DJS’ <received 2:06 am>
‘Oh my God Alexandra PLEASE JUST ANSWER YOUR PHONE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE’ <received 2:10 am>
‘Ok somebody told me you went home with someone, for your sake I hope it was Jesus and not that DJ Saho or whatever’ <received 2:15 am>
‘Open the door! You know I can hear you and DJ what's his face laughing!’ <received 2:30 am>
‘I don't care that we are staying at the Palace Hotel Alexandra. I WILL break down this door if you don’t open up!’ <received 2:32 am>
‘OPEN THE DOOR’ <received 2:33 am>
‘No oo itd coolr ift yo u berki t don’ <sent 2:33 am>
‘I SWEAR TO GOD’ <received 2:34 am>
‘Fine see if I care when you end up on the cover of some Korean tabloid and Ji-Yong finds out you're here’ <received 2:36>
‘wh att’ <sent 2:36>
‘Good night Alex :)))’ <received 2:37>
Re-reading the last exchanges between us my heart felt like it started beating so fast that it was bound to burst right out of my chest any second. ‘Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuuck. How could I have been so stupid?!’ I thought to myself. Normally I’d say I don't care but that is far from where I am mentally. Suddenly I was brought out of my thoughts by a loud knocking on my door. Still paranoid with the thought of J-him seeing me I climbed out of bed and approached the door carefully. The closer I got to the door the more anxious I became; that mixed with the killer hangover that hit me like a ton of bricks was quite possibly the worst combination of things that could happen at a time like this. The knocking started to feel like the noise was pounding against my skull, wanting to rid myself of this monstrous beating on my brain I opened the door without hesitation. Only to be met with the last person I would ever think would show up at my door.
“Alex?” he raised an eyebrow.
“Tim?” I reciprocated.
“Jesus H--no offence but Saige wasn’t kidding when she said you might look like you crawled out of Hell this morning”
I clenched my jaw “Just come in before anyone else has to endure my ugly” I slammed the door shut behind him causing myself to wince at what sounded like an explosion went off in my brain.
Trailing behind him I watched him maneuver his way over the mess that was all over the floor; just clothes and shoes in different piles scattered in every square inch of the room.
“Jeez, you didn’t want to clean up first?” he said finally making it to the bed.
Too exhausted to argue I rolled my eyes and plopped back on the bed beside him.
“Man, guess you had a good night last night?” he smiled leaning back on his elbows.
“Ugh, if this is what this hangover from Hell is indicating...I wish I hadn’t” I covered my eyes with my arm “When did you get in by the way? I thought you were going to be in Japan until tomorrow? And not that I don’t love you but why are you here in the first place?”
He chuckled “To answer your questions: I got in about three hours ago, I had a change of plans aaand Saige sent me on a recon mission”
“Why?”
“She said and I quote ‘Dear God Tim would deal with her because I can’t take her after last night’ end quote” He chuckled again “Also seeing as two of my best friends just got here the night before and one of them was already causing trouble I decided that spending time with that girl in Japan was not really worth it…”
I uncovered my eyes with a gasp “Oh my God, you are such a jerk--”
“Relax” he put up his hand “whatever we had between us wasn’t really going anywhere anyway. I think she really just wanted to be with me so she could say she was with me. Seeing as who I hang out with nowadays, it's getting harder and harder to figure out who wants to hang out with me for me and not for ‘Tim Drake, the DJ who so happens to be signed to Seungri’s music label so that must mean he is friends with BigBang’. I mean they’re not wrong, I am friends with them but still it the principle of the thing” he rolled his eyes.
Merely looking at his face I could tell he was genuinely hurt, he was one of the nicest and most sincere people I have ever met and just knowing that my selfish wish somewhat came true made my heart hurt.
“I mean I guess that’s what you get for being such a hot shot DJ with an attractive everything to match” I said trying to make light of the situation.
“Shut up” he laughed “By the way, are you just gonna chill in your underwear the entire time or are you gonna put on a robe?”
I looked down at my bra “Tim it’s not like it's the first time you've seen me in my underwear. I think we are past that point in our friendship”
“I mean I don’t have a problem, I just don’t want you to think I’m being a perv” he said sincerely.
“I would never” I jokingly gasped and placed a hand on his shoulder “Anyway, tell me about your new life here: How do you like it? How’s it been? Besides that girl, how is your love life here? You know all that good stuff” I rolled over on my side to face him.
“Its been..good?”
“That doesn’t sound too convincing Timmoth” I squinted my eyes at him.
He let out a small laugh “No I’m serious! Everything's been great so far, minus the whole ‘love life’ thing” he air quoted.
“So does that mean you and Chaerin still haven’t talked?” I rested my head on my arm.
“Yes, that means I still haven’t talked to Chaerin. Honestly I don’t think that’ll ever happen. I mean I invited her to my party so the only thing I can do now is wait and see if she decides to show up. But I’m not going to be completely heartbroken if she doesn't, at this point I’m used to getting the short end of the stick with her” he sighed.
“She’ll show I’m sure of it, if there is one thing that sticks with you after breaking up with your boyfriend no matter how long ago it was you always remember those tiny details about them. She, I’m sure, is no different”
“Don’t even get my hopes up” he playfully pushed my shoulder “Alright enough about my lackluster love life, what about you huh? I’ve only heard about your rendezvous through what people tag me in on twitter”
I rolled on to my back again staring up at the ceiling “Ugh. I’ll just say it’s slim pickins in LA. I seriously feel like I’ve about dated everyone in Hollywood at this point. I’m just so bored with everyone there, Saige suggested we move to Manhattan for a while to get a change of scenery and...men”
He let out another small laugh “Orrr”
“Or what?” I turned my head to face him.
“Or you could come move here and not only would have a complete change of scenery but you’d get to be with me and also an entire new buffet of men to choose from” he wiggled his eyebrows “Ya know” he cleared his throat “I happen to know one or two, single, billionaire musical geniuses that--”
“Ha-ha very funny” I interjected “don’t even go there Tim”
“Oh come on Alex!” he put a hand on my shoulder “You’re gonna see him this weekend anyway, why prolong the inevitable?!”
I brushed his hand off my shoulder.
“Okay, okay I take it you’re still mad at me about me not telling you that he was coming until you were on your flight over here, but what was I supposed to do? If i had told you earlier you would have either A) not come at all or B) run out of the airport and go AWOL again!” he scrunched up his eyebrows.
I took and deep breath and looked away from him.
“And I couldn’t just not invite him when all of the other guys were going to be there, that would have looked super shady on my part. Besides I know you two have your issues, that you still refuse to tell anyone why you guys broke up about in the first place, but he’s also a homie”
I turned back to glare at him “Okay well then why don’t you marry him then if he such a good homie?”
“Very mature” he stuck out his tongue “look you and I both know I love you more than anyone in the entire universe, but you also gotta understand he and I are still cool. He’s also one of the biggest musical influences here and I’d really rather not get on his shit list”
“Are you just doing this because you want me to talk to him?” I raised an eyebrow “What about girl code? If I hate someone you hate them right back, you don’t just hang out with them like it’s nothing and twiddle your thumbs up each other's asses!”
“First off, ouch how dare you say I broke girl code ” he pretended to act hurt “And secondly, I didn’t just do this because I wanted you two to talk...well actually that’s partially it...but that’s not the point! What matters is that we all enjoy ourselves this weekend and celebrate not only my day of birth but also my first album finally dropping; all while making sure it is completely drama free for everyone involved” he smiled.
I crossed my arms and let out a big sigh.
“Besides, I think after last night you don’t need anymore drama to be broadcasted out for the world to see”
I sat up quickly “W-what do you mean?”
“Oh, you haven’t seen?” he sat up with a concerned look on his face “Well ummm...here let me show you”
‘Oh God, Saige was right why didn’t my drunk ass just listen to her?!’ I thought to myself. ‘Oh man she really is gonna kick my ass when she sees me…’
Tim, taking out his phone pulled up some news article that held embarrassing pictures of my drunk self with some guy. Thankfully most all of them were grainy and the pictures were kind of dark, all except for one.
“What.the.f--” I let out a blood curdling scream.
“Hyung, don’t get me wrong I just don’t think this is a good idea” Seungri tried for the thousandth time to pull Young-Bae back by his arm. “I already told you, we at least have to make sure he’s alive” Young-Bae said undeterred by the maknae’s actions “What are you so afraid of?” “And I already told you, if Ji-Yong Hyung is even possible of being conscious he is going to be pissed that we woke him up just to see if he’s still living and have us maimed!” the younger man pulled on his Hyung’s shoulder.
The older man simply smiled “Not me”
“Oh must be nice being the golden star best friend! In case you haven’t noticed, Ji-Yong Hyung loves to show me gestures of his affection by inflicting nothing but pain on me and therefore gaining some kind of sick pleasure from hurting me!”
The older man stopped in his tracks causing the maknae to slightly bump into him “Seungri we’ve all been friends for longer than ten years, don’t you think if he actually wanted you dead he would have done it by now?” he smiled and continued walking.
Seungri stuck in the spot that he stood thought before he spoke “You know that’s not actually very reassuring!” he called after his Hyung.
Young-Bae now at the end of the hallway shot Seungri another smile but this one evoking an eye smile along with it. The maknae picked up his pace and swifty jogged to the older man’s position. Both now staring down the door to Ji-Yong’s condo they both were thinking about the repercussions of actually waking the dragon. Young-Bae not wanting to take the first blow pushed the younger man in front of him.
“Well go ahead, knock on the door” he gestured with his hand.
Seungri dramatically pointed to himself “Me? You want me to knock on the door?”
The older man nodded.
“Hyung were you not listening to anything I was saying back there?” he stared at Young-bae incredulously “Wow. you all must really want me out of BigBang, well it was nice knowing you”
“Yah” the older man smacked him behind the head “Don’t be so melodramatic and knock on the door would you? And besides we can't afford to lose you. You're too important”
The younger man rubbed the back of his head “Wah. do you mean that Hyung?”
“Yea if we lose you then who else are we going to pick on? Dae-Sung? Not on your life” he said with a smug smile on his face.
The maknae looked to the heavens and closed his eyes, cursing at his Hyungs in his head; the only place he was safe to do so.
“Yah!” another smack to the back of the head “Quit being a dick in your thoughts and knock on the damn door!”
Seungri went wide eyed; guess he wasn’t so safe in his own mind after all. He shakily raised his fist in the air toward the ever menacing black door. What laid beyond that threshold could either be a nice Ji-Yong welcoming them into his home or the actual Ji-Yong who was going to rip Seungri a new one for waking him. The maknae took a deep breath before he gave three small knocks.
“Hyung?” he whispered.
Young-Bae side eyed him “What human being in your right mind is going to be able to hear that?” The older man grabbed a hold of the maknae’s fist and raised it to pound on the door.
“No, Hyung wait!”
With not even a full knock, the door swung wide open. As if it were some cartoon, the two stuck both their heads over the threshold and looked inside.
“Hello?” they said in unison.
The two stood up straight and began to walk over the threshold at the same time only to get halted by squashing into each other. The older man glared at the maknae and shoved his shoulder to get by. Seungri merely rubbed his shoulder and closed the door behind him. Looking around the living room gave no impression of anyone actually living there, everything was perfectly in its place making it look like it was some kind of eerie museum. “Ji-Yong-ah?” Young-Bae called out peeking into every doorway. Seungri having already accepted his fate decided to go rifle around his Hyung’s things in his living room; picking up a sculpture here, touching a nicknack there, leaving fingerprints on his vinyl records...whoops, breaking off a piece of said sculpture. “Yah” Young-Bae called out to him. The maknae quickly put down the abstract sculpture and shoved the broken piece behind some books on the bookshelf. He looked to his Hyung who was whispering ‘he’s in there’ and pointing to the door that was left ajar. Again as if the two were in some Scooby-Doo cartoon, they carefully tiptoed into the sleeping man’s room. There sprawled out all over the bed, with half of the sheets and comforter dangling off the bed, was the sleeping form of their best friend. With his mouth parted and a slight trail of drool coming out of his mouth Ji-Yong let out a loud snore that startled the maknae causing him to step back onto a squeaky cat toy; Young-Bae slapped him on his shoulder. “Yah! Are you trying to to get us killed?!” he whispered loudly. “I thought you said you had nothing to worry about!” Seungri loudly whispered back. “I don’t! I’m just worried about you” the two of them continued their whisper argument only to be startled again. “Yah! If you two are done pretending like I can’t hear you, you can both kindly get the fuck out” Ji-Yong lifted his head up sleepily. “Sorry” the other two said in unison. “What do you even want at this hour?” he said plopping his head back into his sea of pillows and tangled bed sheets. “It’s three in the afternoon” they said again in unison. Ji-Yong dazedly lifted his head again looking toward his window “No it's not there’s no sun” Walking to the window Young-Bae pulled the curtains back “that's because you live like a vampire and have black out curtains “ “Yah!” Ji-Yong struggled to bury himself under his sheets “What are you trying to kill me?!” “Ok enough” the dreaded man walked to his bedside “we dealt with your drunk ass last night, it's all been fun and games but now it’s time to wake the fuck up” he pulled him by the only foot that was sticking out of the covers. Ji-Yong clawing at his bed like a cat protested. “Come on man just get up!” “Do we have a photoshoot?” he asked in a muffled voice with his face firmly planted onto the mattress. “No?” “Music video shoot?” “No?” “An interview?”
“No?”
“A record to write?”
“No, Ji-Yong why--” “Then I have no good reason be even be conscious” he said taking his foot back “ “Seriously man come on, Seungri and I--” “Seungri?” Ji-Yong quickly lifted his head and snapped it in in their direction. “Yea Seungri, who the hell else did you think I was arguing with?” “I don’t know Young-Bae, I’ve stopped questioning the voices” The other two glanced at each other raising an eyebrow. The dazed man rubbed his face with his hand “Ok I’ll bite, why the fuck are you here?” “Because you can’t keep living like this! I hardly get to see you when we’re not on tour or doing some kind of press junket or variety show, even then we pretend like everything is all ok when it’s not. All you do is drink yourself stupid, complain while you're drunk, smoke so much that I swear one of these days you’re going to need an iron lung support or something! It’s like the Kwon Ji-Yong I grew up with doesn’t even exist anymore!” Ji-Yong pursed his lips “Tsk. What are you my girlfriend all of a sudden? Get in line you're not the only one who noticed. Any other complaints or can I just go back to sleep?” The dreaded man let out a heavy sigh “Pfft. yea right we’d all know where that would go real fast…” he said under his breath. “What was that?” he threw off the covers hopping off the bed and walking to square up to his best friend. Seungri, having been silent the entire time, noticed this was going to take a turn for the worse and intervened before any fists went flying. “Ji-Yong Hyung” He turned to glare at him. “Young-bae Hyung” he held up his hands between the two “Why don’t we just go to the kitchen and get some food and some coffee in you guys huh? We can eat a little, talk a little...not using harsh words...and just get rid of the bad energy from last night” The two older men glanced at each other “fine..” they said in unison and headed out toward the kitchen. “Hey Hyung” the maknae trailing behind the two spoke up again “Don’t you wanna maybe change out of your clothes from last night?” Ji-Yong stopped in his tracks to glare at him. “N-nevermind…” Along the way Ji-Yong stopped to boot up his laptop that was sitting on the kitchen island then made a b-line for the coffee maker and his pack of cigarettes. Young-Bae simply leaned against the furthest wall and looked down at his feet, still fuming about his little spat with his best friend. Seungri, even in everyday situations, made his way into the kitchen last. He caught a glimpse of his Hyung’s laptop screen and immediately stopped mid-step. Ji-Yong raised an eyebrow “what did some porn pop up or something?” he asked lighting his cigarette “N-no. just a picture of” he cleared his throat “Kim Tae-Hee popped up” he gave a weak smile.
The older man gave him a questioning look “Ahh ok?” and turned to ash his cigarette in the ashtray before him. His fingers slightly trembling from the actions of the previous night caused him to accidentally drop his cigarette into the sink. “Aish!” he hollered as he threw his now soggy cigarette into the bin and turned away from the other two to light another one. The maknae, wide eyed, looked to his other Hyung as a plea for help. Trying to subtly beg the dreaded man with his eyes that he needed him to distract Ji-Yong while he closes out of the webpage on the laptop’s screen; needless to say his actions were lost in translation. Young-Bae not understanding what the younger man was trying to tell him raised an eyebrow and mouthed ‘what?’, Seungri balled his fists in silent frustration and turned the screen toward his oblivious Hyung and emphatically pointed to the news article that blatantly held pictures of ‘DO NOT CALL HER’ in the arms of a man that wasn’t Ji-Yong and at the same exact club they were at the night before no less! Young-Bae went wide eyed and quickly dashed in the direction of the unsuspecting man before he could turn back around; he put his arm around his shoulder. Ji-Yong feeling suspicious about his two friend’s actions wasn't sure what to think; truthfully he didn’t want to think at all he’d much rather be back in bed ignoring everyone. The maknae glanced as his two Hyungs talked it out and as Young-Bae took it upon himself to have a death grip on Ji-Yong’s shoulder forcing him to look out the window as he poetically described the meaning of their friendship to him. Seungri acting quickly turned the laptop back toward him and carefully closed the article but not before looking at all the pictures and reading the headline. ‘Alexandra McMahon Out Partying in Seoul With Mystery Man: Keep reading for pictures below’. Oh shit he was really going to be in trouble now.
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This site is Pro Government
I don’t Know how to change the font on WordPress , so i Just spaced words .
I am too cheap to pay for another site . I wrote 2 strategy letters . 1 to KKK . 1 to gov’t . I consider my gov’t one to be my best work ever
I had little success trying to reach KKK or gov’t with snail mail so far . I am including my gov’t letter on my race site . ALL gov’t personel should read below – F B I , C I A , D o E , W H , Homeland D , etc .
Any attempt to suppress my efforts to help the gov’t could be consequences . How can i not succeed ? It fulfills Anti – Christ prophecy .
2 F B I agents already visited me . Now that i put my letter on – line , gov’t agencies can quickly share and discuss amongst themselves . Does it have merit ?
KKK could – possibly – benefit by reading my gov’t letter – people can be taught to thinK strategically .
I did not change a thing – except my name + I changed U to you & R to are . It is the exact same letter i sent by snail mail to gov’t agencies in the past . Thank you .
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August 5, 2012 cc1 : EPA DC + Sustainable Facilities Practices Branch
cc2 : Ad Council . Several regional addresses – 3 in NY alone . I’m sorry , should I have targeted NY instead of DC ? congratulations on hiring women !
cc3 : FBI HQ in DC + White House ( What could be more “ the gov’t ” than FBI or WH ? Yet , I doubt the President Will read it considering how much mail that address gets ! ). Too many stamps , too many FBI places . Too much money . Seems Like a lot , but it’s only 2 !
cc4 : ADL, AIPAC . How to target “ the gov’t ” ? I thought. Why not write to Jewish organizations ? They control the country anyway.
To “ the government ”: I became aware that government ( i.e., FEMA , Ready.gov ) propaganda exists – obvious eco , education , family , military , sports , women , racial……often in the most unusual places ……… and all over the place.
Eco – CFL light bulbs + LED’s . outlaw incandescent , E-check , Lead is evil , no dumping written into infrastructure , recycling centers often near schools , World Dryer , 3 windmills in cleveland , Gay – ads on bus + Chronicles newspaper , reusable shopping bags disability – Kneeling bus
Over time , I even saw propaganda in : epilepsy warning on video games , Flu , seat belts on shopping carts , Mad cow disease , carbon monoxide detectors , depression is a disease , Foods
I also see that gov’t hires outside private ad companies to do this . If I may offer constructive criticism … maybe you need to change…
1. Wash hands after touching this it contains Lead , Known to the State of California to cause cancer . Why not wash the cord then ?
2. Pet poop transmits disease . In cat litter also . Why not human waste then ?
3. Dryers save trees . Paper Retriever bins. Why not save crops ? Paper is biodegradable – and your favorite word Renewable . Sustainable.
I used to work at Triarc Beverage Group . Near the end of my term , I handed in ideas to the CEO. Long – term consistency is the Key to gauging a good quarterback . Star Wars and Empire Strikes BacK . It is hard to generate consistently good ideas .
Having had time to understand some of your past actions, I find fault with some of your strategy.
1. WTC collapsed Like a pancake.
2. Doing things publicly ( South Africa , uss Liberty 2oo witnesses , chemtrails , TWA missile theory ) , and then lying about it later on .
3. Allowing anti – government sentiments ( militia ) to grow ( i.e., via uncontrolled internet ), and then trying to clean it up later on . “ To what end ? ”, a Jewish man said in the Plain Dealer . Another Jewish man replied , “ If we do nothing , this stuff will spread ”.
4. Allowing anti – government sentiments to grow in Saudi Arabia ( a plant story on CNN – King Faud said , “ Leave the Palestinians alone ”. Who’s side are you on ? )
President Bush once said, “ The government of SA is stronger than the people of Saudi Arabia ”. He also said , “ bringing democracy to the Middle East will be one of the greatest challenges of the 21st century ”.
I think the correct strategy to use in the Middle East is : 1. Take out Saddam & his 2 sons . A power vacuum will result . Gov’t is a “necessary evil ”.
2. Develop ties with important people in Iraq . People with history.
3. Pretend Like you’re leaving.
4. Hopefully , one of your people will arise to power.
5. Don’t do anything to make FolKs suspect he is a puppet of the West ( i.e., obviously , don’t condemn Palestinians ). You can’t do whatever you want , but it’s better than not having any influence at all …
Why did you tell that for ? So be it . It is Just my opinion . I remember President Bush once said , “ Strategy ain’t working in middle east . Need to Re -thinK…” So I started thinKing about it. How it began .
Getting back to the subject , I have come up With an idea for your propaganda “ machine ”. I’m sure you’ll LiKe it – so if you use it , not Just hear it , will you compensate me fairly , or at least hire me ? my resume is not impressive , but it’s a small price considering its potential scope.
What better way than to prove oneself ? As a teaser , I will give you a propaganda idea for free … As I said , I learned more as time went on , until I became familiar With gov’t propaganda efforts . I thinK this fits your goals …
I once bought a HAND CRANK paper shredder at marc’s closeout section and never saw it again – anywhere , but through the internet . I loved it . It was simple . Cheaper than even the paper shredder head ( only the head ) they sell at Walmart . Yet, rich people may not LiKe it because it doesn’t cross cut . Yet , truly better than those scissor shredders.
obvious eco – friendly. LiKe your current sustainable transport propaganda – bicycles ! No electricity required. Could even combine eco + sports.
I’ve noticed that eco propaganda is the most prevalent . But Just the mere fact that I was able to generate a new idea ( Transformers and TMNT’s ) should scare you ( the establishment – Marvel , DC ) and prove that there is room for growth. ————————————— 1st letter Subject : Cola Promo Idea BY : Tony
In MaY 1998 , I handed in many ideas to the CEO of a beverage company. One idea in particular stood out . Why I came up With this idea is beyond me . But it was a perfect fit for cola products.
When I handed in this idea , I wrote it in non-beverage specific terms to protect it . I received a letter from the company Lawyer stating that it was still my idea ( I have that letter in my possession if needed to verify ).
The idea centered around the use of a 1. GIMMICK CONTRACT and 2. A FREE WILL , FREE CHOICE , Free Stuff sweepstakes . The contract would not be binding in a court of law , and the phrase, “ Free Will , Free choice ” was popular at that time – and still is .
The consumer signs a contract similar to the following example : I , ( your name ), hereby practice my own Free Will , and maKe a choice to drink ( Any drinK ) , if and whenever possible , among the other drink alternatives ,
For a period of : [] 1 Year – Enter me in the 1 Years sweepstakes [] 2 Years – Silver sweepstakes [] 5 Years – Bronze sweepstakes [] 10 Years – Gold sweepstakes X____________________
The consumer checks off a box and the prizes in the sweepstakes vary in relation to longevity . We would laminate the contract , and send it back to the consumer.
Aug 19, 2012 cc: Recovery + EPA Sustainable , FBI HQ + WH , AIPAC DC
To “ the government ”: This is my 2nd letter . Here is my BIG eco propaganda idea … it involves basic FANS …
Solar LED lights exist . Fans look Like windmills ! So basic it makes you say I should’ve had a V-8 ! duh . It makes you wonder about the gov’t sometimes.
They can become eco propaganda because they save money by assist AC , and bring in cool air at night . This is nothing new . But , up to this time , it was never emphasized as part of your eco propaganda . Go to the store and see for yourself.
Tower City already has fans in the Food court , but it was never emphasized as part of eco propaganda . They can be installed in gov’t buildings , Libraries , Key bank , BP, etc. Just to move the air around , not necessarily blow powerfully . Indeed , it is a part of good planning.
That’s nothing new , but this is – HE fans. As you Know, High Efficiency detergent and less Water laundry machines exist . This is also eco propaganda . You Know it and I Know it.
Take the most popular fan of all – the box fan , for example . Well developed means there is not much room for improvement , as the blades are already the most efficiently designed.
Well developed means it has built in obsolescence – it was meant to rust and manufacturers want it to break in the bottom center . It makes much more sense to put the break on top where the handle is.
Well developed means both Aerospeed and Lasko sell Premium box fans , which are nothing more than bigger than normal box fans. note that the Lasko “ Premium ” box fan has only a tad bigger diameter and squarer corners , with a 30% increase in air velocity.
The good thing is , all it takes is repackaging – if premium box fans were Relabeled HE ( 30% more ). Any existing “ Power ” fan can be labeled HE if there is more room for the blades , either behind or on the sides.
Lasko chose to make the corners squarer instead of making the diameter bigger , as manufacturers prefer smaller packaging , even though it is better to have an equal increase in diameter all the way around.
I’ll leave the technical details up to your engineers…
Related ideas : maybe HE ultrasonic humidifier . Related to my free hand crank shredder idea : Hand crank can opener . Grinder . Telephone . Start electronics … Pump Water.
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Related to my HE fan idea , but not as good… but can’t be worse than your LED idea , which is EXPENSIVE , and NOT selling …… As you Know , compact fluorescent bulbs’s CFL’s are compact.
Is it practical ? It is also going in a direction that most manufacturers do not Like – LOW WATT, BIGGER BULBS require more packaging .There are pros and cons – smaller fits more applications , BUT BIGGER DISPERSES LIGHT BETTER.
Trisonic already sells a crappy , not durable 65 watt CFL that fits inside a 150 watt body – I can shoot straight into it with my camera and still see the spiral . Indeed , long fluorescent tubes also require no lampshade = High efficient . Related: no fan GRILL.—————————- 2nd letter
You are the quarterback . I’m Just throwing a ball out , which is what I did at Triarc ( a few ideas , some better than others ).
1. Solid white toe socKs are rare in America. Solid dark green ? Sand color . Military propaganda . Taken from WiKipedia : article Roman Empire – The Romans also invented socks For those soldiers…
2. Short pens are rare . Possible women’s propaganda . Fit in purse.
3. in Korea they use hot water under the floor to heat rooms with . So ? Well , they need eco propaganda in Korea also , don’t they ? They sell solid toe socks in Korea . Then people say , “ Why not in America ? ”
Not related to any propaganda … but I’ve been thinking about racism recently…
I once read that Islam is the reason why it’s hard to bring democracy to the Middle East . How religious law is incorporated into civil Law . And her Sister communism. they said. But I disagree.
When the Soviet Union fell , my friend told me that Russia still lives. Some say Russia did not fall because of criminal elements or Soviet hard liners . Still , the whole Soviet Union was almost taken. Sister communism . I don’t think so .
I saw on CNN how China clamped down on criminals because they destabilize the State. 2 unsolved mysteries
Why is it hard to bring democracy to the Middle East ?
Israel said “ Kill the Hezbollah from top to bottom” . They cannot Kill it . But why ?
A religion ?
CNN said That Arab is a “Way of Life ”.
The reason I wrote this – in my opinion , Arab is a “ State of mind ”. Just Like black is . Us vs . them . Not all blacks think that way , but there are those that do.
“They Kept us weak ! ! ! !”. President Charles Taylor – “They owe it to us !”. Haiti – “Whatever you do to us , We do to you ! ! ! !”
Palestinians accused of helping Israel are lynched . Winnie Mandela necklaces those accused of helping ��the White man ”. Tanks on MLK’s birthday . Tulsa got bombed From the air. War ! “ no surrender ” during Tulsa. surrender – and die after Colfax Massacre .
They said on Wikipedia that the Fate of the Ethiopian Jews is still up to political consideration even to this day . Meaning that the Israeli government has not decided whether they are in or out yet.
During the 1st airlift , Israel was sincere ( Airplane transport is expensive ). After they arrived , the Israeli gov’t said , “ We are CONFUSED ”. After a 5 year wait ( 2nd airlift ) , there were charges of racism. the quota is 6oo per month , but only 3oo are allowed in . They got slapped in the face , but continue to arrive – an excuse Israel could use.
Recently , the Jerusalem Post took a poll. 43 % of Israelis will not allow their daughters to marry Beta Israel . A house divided cannot stand . In my opinion , if black is a “ state of mind ”, Israel is making a mistake .—————————2nd letter
Dear WH , could you please tell your staffers to allow any more letters from me to reach the President ? or whoever gets it ? couldn’t my State of mind theory ( Let WH decide if I am correct . What else is the WH created for ? strategy ! ) affect strategic decisions ?
What does it hurt listening to ideas ? I am not employed. My resume is crap. So, I thought , why not generate ideas and try to get a gov’t Job ?
I recall Ray Croc ? once said “ You have to trust the company ( gov’t , marvel ) . The company cannot trust you ”. I Know from experience . When I handed in ideas at Triarc Beverage , I wrote the idea in non beverage specific terms . They eventually realized that I had protected it. Smart cookie. Sadly , nothing came of it.
BUT – the CEO wanted them. Demanded my ideas . I was a low level marketing Trainee. oK. I gave you a big one . Will I be compensated ?
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To “ the gov’t ”: This is my 3rd letter , Entitled “ Bread & Circuses + Internet ”. When I Sent out my 1st Letter , I thought about propaganda ideas . As ideas progressed , I switched to strategy , which I thought you’d prefer.
The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan-s . Just Like yours.
Strategy # 1 How about a Head of Propaganda ? Title should not mimic German evil “ propaganda ”. He was important to Hitler . One of the 1st steps of the Department is to RE – think current propaganda. Is it coherent and part of strategy ? i.e, Seat belt laws ? Strategy fits how ?
If decisions are decentralized and left to outside private Ad Agencies , some mistakes could be made over here , but not over here. They could overlap – dryers save trees , but paper is biodegradable and renewable…
+ I saw ( neutral ? ) American Red Cross on a ( gov’t ) FEMA poster . Not good . Guilt by association . YMCA also.
+ Incoherent – 3 fish are not recommended by the FDA ? Also sounds not believable. = Propaganda – so – messed – up – it – makes – no – coherent – sense – whatsoever.
My initial perception was – Ready.gov , FEMA is announcing itself . But now… Just makes you feel Like you are “moving along ”. Making progress.
Related : I take RTA . If people take public transportation , is there more opportunities to propagandize ? Promote RTA ? cost
Related : create Ministry of Strategy . Not important – I say Roman architecture . chess – Like tiles. Is it necessary ? What are its functions ? oF course – statistical analysis . Even propaganda requires strategy . Maybe even located next to each other .
Strategy # 2 RE – Think Sports Far be it for me to question the Romans , who promoted “ entertainment for the masses ”. But I Will .
With today’s mass technology ( TV , enough good movies , internet ) , entertainment is less relevant . Even in the “ Radio Days ”, there were comic books . Question it then .
The sole exception is the internet , where info ( not always good ) is in abundance . which should maybe – be discouraged . You argue, “ It is another avenue to promote propaganda or refute ”. It is also a Way to learn . There are safer Ways .
Let’s say I read about bad unbranded gasoline . or Kucinich leading on internet polls . Racial history is oK , but someone reads “Jena 6 largely ignored by US media ” – it leads to bias .
It doesn’t even have to be political info. or..or..or..or..or I once heard , “ Needs to be controlled ”. or..or..or..or..or – that doesn’t sound controlled to me .
Related is a “ more miles to the gallon ” idea. + other diversions . Like Pat Tillman , Kasparov retired from chess , saying that there was no point to it. Why not promote chess clubs ? Sports can become redundant .
But not Sony Play Station ? ( Electronic in nature , Like internet – iF you are not gonna target computers or electronic typewriters . Why not Play Station ? ).
Bottom line – Besides sports , other avenues may attract more people . The pie gets bigger ……Romans had hobbies too .
All I see is media promoting other media ( TV show on ABC ) or Wall to Wall – sports – even on front page of Plain Dealer. I do not see you promoting other hobbies . RTA, No other hobbies , except a chess tournament – one time at Tower city.————————————3rd letter
Strategy # 3 Bugs , Worms – plague the internet . Like movie Dark City , Shut it down ! ?
come up With a good excuse first . Like Norton cannot stop a Worm because they are mutating ( Like Borg , no time to adapt ) AND replicating by themselves . Progressively getting Worse .
Origins unknown . Al Quida is small. Make them sophisticated ? WTC more believable. unknown sounds more believable Strategy.
continue With long range plan – gov’t plays hero trying to stop it . call for a day to shut down internet . Improved , but it starts again faster . Another day to spray. Again . Warning . Soon to End ……or something.
I stopped here , but thoughts entered – Is it Way too late ? Not if it Keeps people UP TO DATE also , Especially if you are trying to renovate strategy.
Is it bett-er Just to try to refute / Ambiguity ? Is there a way for only gov’t to Keep it ? or save Wikipedia info before shutting it down.
You argue, “ internet could change other ( Arab Spring ) gov’ts – but not at the expense of your own . I could be wrong , but I advise – How about Re – create the internet ? smaller.
How about begin plans – now ? could always change mind in future . Takes planning. How make the switch over ? Need excuse . People usually think “ gov’t did it ”, especially if only gov’t Keeps it.————————————— 3rd letter
Strategy # 4 RE – think Food Stamps . Romans were masters of military , architecture , gov’t . They hired someone to whisper in the General’s ear, “ Remember , you are Just a man ”. masters.
Romans threw edible bread ( could there be a reason ? ) , not gold or salt , out to the people . I recall as a Kid , my mom got a huge bar of free gov’t butter . But you can’t eat butter now .
As a woman Said in movie ‘Food , inc ’…Then you have to buy Ketchup and this and little of that …not gonna eat all of it …Want a hamburger… something you can eat right now …don’t have to cook…
What is Food anyway ? commodity as it gets . A Forest Gump man once said that he cleaned the coup for all the chicken he could eat . Both me and my friend told him that it was not a good deal . I’d Like a lifetime supply of coupons for this idea alone. Not ! …Well ……… oK. Me and my Mom.
Like soup Kitchens of the Great Depression , this is more related to STRATEGY than propaganda . All these other PROPAGANDA ideas should NOT concern the White House . Let them decide if I found a strategic flaw .
involving – only on holidays , military , “a Warm meal ”, Remember troops , surplus.. ?. .Etc. Not dust bowl – Who believes droughts in America ?
I receive stamps , but I don’t consider it to be Food . My perception – I see it more as extra money . It is directly deposited into my banK account . But , the Romans threw bread , NOT GOLD or Salt , out to the people . Who’s perception matters ? The people’s ! the recipient’s …not the government’s perception.
I get McDonald’s , Wendy’s , coupons once in awhile with my Junk mail. I use them. How about gov’t coupons for use at private restaurants ? choice too. I Know McDonald’s promotes gov’t propaganda.
Just a thought – Isn’t it better , Solidify tangible , if Food pic is on the coupon ? PICTURES MATTER . More TANGIBLE . How choice then ? Backflip shows different alternative ? With Fries or dessert and drink – complete meal is more satisfying ? Not necessarily . In this case , details matter more . Don’t Just leave it up to engineers ( Fans ).
one time use coupons require frequent interaction ( cut out scissors , Take out of wallet ) , unLike reloadable gift cards . Like Seder meals , it brings into mind where it comes from. Salty tears + tablet shaped matzos.
I don’t Know how stamps WorK exactly ( I think you can buy restaurant Food ) , but it is more DIRECT and immediate Than butter . more TANGIBLE than Food stamps … more SATISFYING experience .
What about immediate ? or MRE Food giveaways ( for military ) – i’ve heard it being done before . As the old adage goes , “ Dogs don’t bite the hand that feeds it ”. Make people correlate that they got Food , not money , from the gov’t .
More in tune with human instincts – animals fight over food. fight over women. Life’s pleasure. satisfying. Related to that ? Maybe a time limit . dogs need to learn why it got rewarded . Soon after.
omg ! how long have stamps existed and no one RE-thought this ! Flaws in your strategy + propaganda – FAN Windmills . Expensive LED’s.
Who says I’m correct ? Taking a “ swing ” at your strategies. “ Go ahead ”. It is encouraged by the gov’t . oK I took bread and game “ Tweaking ” swipes , internet swings . and now Shadow…
What is the cost of sound advice to our gov’t who spends on flawed Shadow gov’t instead ? Shadow questions both the Well – written constitution and Romans ( shortest , fastest roads to suppress uprisings ).
“ Go ahead ” Let you’re analysts analyze my strategic swings ! Best and brightest Strategy – I proved myself ? Hire me ! Babylon took into captivity .———————— 3rd letter
Lesson # 1 No one ever used fluoridated water or contaminated Food as a part of strategy . Not the Romans . Not china , even today . etc I have , for the longest time , doubted its Wisdom.
1. Taste and smell being 2 of the 5 senses people use to discern truth ( and lies ) . In this case , even sight – growth hormone rBST boobs grow prematurely.
2. Ingredients in Asia , Middle East not coherent with West. Stevia is used in Japan & Korea PUBLICLY, but the FDA + media are covering it up.
VERY POSSIBLE – Even when “ caught ”, FolKs tend to blame money interests , never the gov’t. There is no motive . Easier to Keep blaming $ . I once read on internet – significant portion of India believe iodized salt is a multinational conspiracy.
on Yahoo news , You once Said – blame the sugar lobby . Then you are blaming only one industry . one Food item. It’s better to blame the Whole .
Related : I Know about tainted unbranded gasoline – by owning a car in the past and reading things on the internet . It does not make sense to me. incoherent. Gas ? Has to do with Food ? You say depopulate . But gas ? 10W40 oil ? Additives ? ——————————————– 3rd letter
As I was at McDonald’s , it came to me. You can’t blame industry because there is gov’t complicity. FDA. Local municipalities . 1930’s. Blame lobby then. JFK – Public evidence exists. blame mob . No , there is media and gov’t complicity . create impression that the mob has influence ?
For only JFK ? could use as excuse for other mistaKes . Will this impression Fit others , or clash ? You already created the impression that the FBI is incompetent ( Oklahoma City ). Could this make people who watch movies think “ FBI Warning don’t matter ? ”
AMA is famous lobby. Build up AMA 1st ? Later , I thought – I prefer a Tag Team with other lobbies as various foods are tainted.
What about McDonald’s complicity ? Movie Supersize me. Attack ADM , Supermarket to the world ? Mid level employee blew the whistle ? or hope it Just “ blows over ”. Is it preferable not to “ blow the whistle ” & Just create the impression that certain lobbies have influence in DC India ( worldwide ) instead ? —————- I haven’t resolved this issue yet . All these ideas can be further refined.
Arafat was the sole survivor in a plane crash . In college class , I recall a student said , “ Yeah right ” People think …Mossad did it !
In booK ‘Disney Wars ’, people inside ( and outside ? ) of Disney think the fortunes for the company changed after Frank Well’s death…People watching this 1 company. Roy is seen as Protector of Legacy . Don’t Kill him. It matters not if he died of natural causes.
Lesson # 2 What matters is, “ Does it look SUSPICIOUS ? ” Was there a MOTIVE ? Sound believable ? He Kept Eisner’s power in check . They said on Wikipedia – that there was a motive for WTC also. War in Afghanistan , Iraq.
Lesson # 3 Eisner being Jewish did not help . It hurt. Rumors do exist. MANY Jews in Clinton Administration was – telling me to write to ADL , AIPAC .
Jesse Jackson accused the 3 Nixon Administration . 3 Rubin Greenspan Summers . 2 more at Disney . I’m sure others do the same . many Jews raises suspicions . Why do that ?
To me personally , book Media Bias written by a Jew , doesn’t help either. + Saul Steinstein ? Disney and Goldsmith Goodyear leads me to believe hostile corporate takeover is part of your strategy. I think.
Even if a problem doesn’t exist ( which it does ), can this ‘Jewish gov’t control’ rumors be WEAKened with a fabricated story ? off hand I can’t think of a story , but there is something I’ve been mulling – a Way to BLUNT.
My Circus Impression idea to explain media + gov’t . What’s that ? Put many chinese in our gov’t to explain trade deficit . Emphasize Paramount Japan – Hollywood control . Paramount + NAACP have history . To explain food corruption .
Many lobbies = adds up to chaos and leads to confusion . creating doubt is another strategy by the Way . NAACP to Explain S A + LA silence . Emphasize NAACP actions in the past – they threatened to boycott Hazel TV show. Explain 1970’s TV. latino lobby ? or blacks are lowest , so they would support “ Rainbow ” immigration.
Short term – global pharmaceutical lobby , NAACP in trouble , accusations . Leads to statement on newspapers – similar to Consumer Reports “ We accept no outside advertising dollars ”.
Long term plan – major crackdown . No more lobbies . big bang . All propaganda fixed .
What about Hollywood ? There’s no way around it ? Jews would still remain a force – You need loyal people to carry out your bidding . Name change ? —————————————3rd letter
When Milosevic was arrested , a lower level employee policeman gave him his Word – publicly . When he died , it was suspicious to me .
Almost as if you had broken your Word . When a lower level auto employee gambled with company money , the whole company was found liable . Sure we all croak at some time. Lesson – don’t break your public word . But he could escape . Statistically , the chances of a prison break are 1 in 1oooooooooooooooo
What happens when 2 goals conflict ? Related to racism and Publicity Strategy . Maybe related to immorality ( Lies ) agenda – both happened slowly at 1st.
Hoover never cared about the KKK ( SOCIAL ). He was interested with the communist party ( POLITICAL ). Albright said “ Militia is enemy ”. Same thing . But the KKK not Like this gov’ t also. But their interests , motives are social .
Lesson # 4 Sure it hurts the agenda of mingling seeds together . But helping minorities and women should NOT be the main concern to the gov’t . A word to the next puppet in a middle eastern country .
latinos in LA ? one paragraph in the Plain Dealer . and yet blacks are leaving LA. SA Farm Murders . one White supremacist got Killed . But it’s happening at random . The media paints this picture that only KKK get Killed .
It also leads to charges of MEDIA bias and silence . What is more important ? Helping minorities or media integrity ?
Come up with an excuse and talk ? ? ? “ ANC blackmailed … uranium ”. or something . LA – community leaders pleaded with media… Which leaders ?
CRITICAL STEP – attack excuses from every angle. it could get worse .
STEP 2 – if possible , outline a short and long range plan. Kind of Like what I did with Worm internet excuse.
Up to here , it’s clear to me. To be continued. X X X
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Is it better to try to let things “ blow over ” if time elapses too long ? I don’t Know. Related : If media uses same excuse , or excuses many times , could it also lead to – McDisney movies today – hero , girl , villain , comic relief same storyline .
Pre – viz long range implications ? Should you select certain past silences 1st ? on what criteria ? I am not about to tackle all this . Nor the amount of propaganda .
I think strategy is relative . Anti – christ is Master of Strategy , As opposed to novice or intermediate . The Golden Rule being – do the best you can do.
I think – if it sounds Like it may work , do it . Brainpower can be used on other things.———————————-3rd letter
continued. X X X or spread excuse rumors. Unofficial media leads to official story . chemtrails were a part of DOD Strategy… Threat to National Security at that time… so media complied ”.
So the media is partial ? Why the gap in time to report ? Every angle.
Why not other media companies ? But – people think there is choice from having many cable stations – another step to think about ? conglomerate 1st ?
Used to immunize people . could even be used in conjunction with Gulf War Syndrome . or frequently printed sentence-s. “ Rumors are circulating …
I didn’t Like Israel did not Know USS Liberty was American excuse . For hours ? ? ? + they hoisted a flag rumors . All we Know is Egypt was signaling rumors – better. Ambiguity then – I’m not sure what I mean by that . Something on board top secret, had to be destroyed . I heard about MLK’s death – a man named Raoul – led me to believe in – conspiracy.
Rumors of Rabin’s death also . Princess Diana Mossad rumors . Motive ? I read the same thing about the Lusitania . Bombs or something – VAGUE. conspiracy ? I don’t Know . Motive ?
In Liberty case , Way too much time expired ? Perhaps . No problems as long as there is not 200 scared witnesses released back into the population.
Note : There is no motive for chemtrails also. I personally guess , Like Food , to poison air supply . Milosevic – I guess you broke your word . I could be wrong. ———————————–3rd letter
I was grocery shopping, when it hit me – if it sounds Like it may succeed , do it……… I said before . I erred – long range implications ? criteria ? – should be tackled . More Specifically – time . The longer you wait to go public with a silence in the past , the harder it is to go public.———————————3rd letter
Pre – Viz or long word pre – visualization … Part of strategy ? I don’t Know. It’s Just something I thought of. So important to Lucas, he hired Speilberg For Pre-viz
This is what’s going to happen…” What did you think about Tony’s ideas ? ” I agree with sports and hobbies. I didn’t really think about mass technology part Yet , go with that first … I Like his gov’t food coupons …
When I generated my comic book idea , I hit a few dead ends . It became clearer and instead of continuing down the wrong path , I “ Re – started ” my computer.
What is the point of this letter ? So the gov’t made mistakes in the recent past . So what ?
Don’t do it again . YOU LEARNED a little , didn’t you ?
I’m not familiar with strategy concepts and teachings . I Just wrote and wrote – it came naturally to me ( and generated more ideas ). As a Job search .
I prefer to work freelance , but I’d also Like to be put on the company payroll – something to tell my family. “ I got a Job ”. But , I cannot generate ideas all the time . It comes and goes.
Do you Know how important good ideas or sound advice is ? Do you Know how much military money you could’ve saved by using my middle east strategy ( letter 1 ) in Iraq ?
Every idea I generate put a price tag on it . It saves you $ and motivates me . You want me to initiate ? No , I prefer the Ebay approach . Hint : I work for cheap.
Maybe I’ll buy an old Disney movie on Ebay – or…or…or…or
Homeland Defense – “ Look inward ”, Pres Bush said. Did you mean Focus ? I’ve never heard that before – as part of strategy . At least , I got you thinking about strategy ( GooD THING , also unappreciated ).
My internet final solution is pretty solid , isn’t it ? You had a little time to analyze . Not gonna change is it ? Re-create I mean . MAJOR Advice AFFECTING SO MANY.————————————- 3rd letter
I advise that a similar letter be read by many in the gov’t . or as it is immediately to top brass.
STEP 1 Re-type letters word For word . Make the font bigger . Double check accuracy is going too far , should be standard procedure . on hard disk too
STEP 2 Discuss my letters in the WH.
STEP 3 ? Implement some of my more solid ideas now.
STEP 4 ? Edit my letters . concise or hide sensitive info.
STEP 5 ? Widen the base outward . Simple matter of distributing my letters to “ Think Tanks ”. Fellow strategists.
Major – How to conquer the Middle East in letter 1.
State of Mind Theory in Letter 2 – certainly helps to unlock mysteries about the Middle East , Hezbollah , DOESN’T IT ? maybe ?
Major – Internet is important enough.
Analyze my analysis . Minor : Food Stamps – Food, not money . correct ? A Flaw ? consistently good ideas… Fans Assist AC . Look Like Windmills . big eco.
I proved that there is room for propaganda and strategy and maybe understanding growth ( THESE means gov’t should be concerned – big ones too ) and refinement . I wonder why it takes you so long to tackle the un-controlled internet in particular. or Fans …… Food stamps not too obvious.
I see and understand your efforts by your actions ( Shadow , Build plan . Ready ! ) . You Jews try hard. Try less hard and more brainpower.
You Jews are very cautious . Hollywood lied very slowly at 1st . + Seeds of men mingle Slowly at 1st . Sometimes I pity you. Not really ……. But in a “desperate” sort of Way
I’ve been away for awhile ( between letters 1 , 2 + the gap in time for this one # 3 ) writing strategy letters to the KKK. I may show you what I wrote to them – Later – Just to further prove my strategy skills to you .
You owe me FF Fans Food Stamp ? + others ( Sports ?, INTERNET, crank…). Show me a little. and I’ll show you more strategic ideas .
I saved the best for last . You might guess one of them , but I doubt the other. Maybe I’m bluffing . More ? Prepare to be blown away .
It’s not Fair but I learned at Triarc , you must trust the company because the company can’t trust you . But if I’m not compensated , I won’t think anymore than what I already thought up.
April 27, 2013 What good is it For me to Keep these strategic ideas ? Almost all were generated after my 1st letter dated August 5 , 2012.
My Fourth and last letter dated April 10, 2013. In between 1 – 4 , I’ve been busy writing strategic letters to the KKK and a Twilight Zone movie script Why mention that ? As a reference should you desire to try to get a clearer picture of me.
I was motivated to try to get a Job when I wrote to the gov’t . In doing so , I accidentally , over time , discovered that there is room for improvement in both the KKK and the gov’t’s strategies . Shame on both of you . ——————————– 4th letter
April 10, 2013 cc: CNN + Plain Dealer , Ad Council DC , NY , Atlanta , Chicago cc: WH, AIPAC DC, Homeland D , ADL OH , DC , NY , FBI DC, OH, EPA Sustain , DOE
To “ the government ”: This is my 4th letter , entitled “ Antichrist Letter ”. The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan – s. Just Like yours.
How about a renovation at the strategic level ? Blatant mistakes were committed ( especially in the relatively recent ) past , some of which cannot be corrected in the future .
An anti – gov’t cancer exists in Saudi Arabia and because of internet . No amount of strategy can Kill it – unless you Kill everyone – I think .
Wrong strategy – Let cancer grow. Clean it up later With SWAT and prisons.
Let’s not forget the good – Seawolf sub plot , destroy a tank before China can get their hands on it , etc. etc. not just China . Yet , China itself , is a potential mistake waiting to happen . Why help in the 1st place ?
But as Bible says , “ He ( Anti – Christ ) will be a master of strategy . He will succeed in all that he does ”…I believe you will succeed in efforts to reconstruct strategy. Good luck
It tooK him time , but King David Knew one of his advisors was LiKe taking advice from God ”. He gave the correct advice ( go now ) , but someone secretly working for David gave the wrong advice ( WAIT ), and made a convincing argument . All the advisors bit !
Lesson – Just because correct advice is given , doesn’t mean it will be heeded . But how did David discern he was good ? He was a good Judge of character ?
Strategy # 1 Related : and also mind boggling . CAN UNDERSTANDING BE TAUGHT ? This understanding is something I Know little about. maybe funding some experiments at colleges could help you gain insight .
Again , according to the Bible – He ( Anti – Christ ) will understand darK sentences …I believe you will succeed once again . I don’t Know what dark sentences means.
Primarily sight and sound. Body language ? Tone and speed of voice . Playing offense – asking questions . Correct himself means he is lying . Inconsistencies ? Re-phrase the same question.
But if you teach them , they may get Wise to tactics . This understanding is something I haven’t thought about to any degree , but it could give you a Tactical EDGE , especially in DIPLOMACY.
Strategy # 2 A hierarchy. The one who makes that decision should be the best . She should Know how it all fits together. or a system. A meeting . Under certain criteria .
If ideas are too numerous , have staffers decide . A FILTER. or as you say “1st Responders”. How else are good ideas going to reach the WH ? Easy access. This letter can be an “ acid test ”. Training could help – identify.
Borrowing a Roman strategy , perhaps filters can be scared – Kill soldiers who fall asleep on watch duty. FBI will investigate. “ How would they Know ? ” the filter may think ? create doubt in his mind – post office checks mail from time to time.
When I worked at Triarc , Mistic Dark Teas was unknown to me. Hence, when I eventually generated an Arab bottle with a long sipping spout idea , it was too late to implement it – unlike propaganda , I am not familiar with your strategies . it impedes me from generating ideas.
Take propaganda for example – to help generate ideas , info would be required . Education , military , gay . Past examples help in the learning process. Doesn’t it destroy the purpose once tactics are understood ? Like understanding . You don’t want them to Know it is propaganda . We are being lied to by Hollywood.
Strategy # 3 Another idea – as I was freely writing , I thought it Would help if I could see more and more , Like how Wikipedia exploded – help me to see the big picture clearer. I Started the 3rd and 4th letter With a skeleton and added onto it later – FREELY.
Put it on-Line ? Keep adding to big STRATEGY PLAN ( Make a map ). Then subtract and edit . Growth and refinement. For now , I advise that you focus on growth ( Strategy Plan or training ? ), not so much Fine tuning ( hierarchy ). When you say growth do you mean Teaching or the Strategy Plan ? I don’t Know What I mean , but the Plan for sure.
You should Focus on this decentralized strategy first. OUTWARD, THEN IN – and out again and so Forth . After you do some things – Keep going outward for Awhile. Eventually to mid level , maybe all employees. In stages as things become clearer.
It leads to greater understanding . Knowledge builds on Knowledge . HE Fans Led to HE bulbs . Hand crank shredder Led to hand crank other . it took time for me to see more propaganda.
How do you balance the need for secrecy With the decentralized teaching approach ? Hmm ? I’m not familiar With your strategies.
SUPER STRATEGY # 4 TEACHING. PEOPLE CAN BE TAUGHT TO THINK STRATEGICALLY. Why would I give you an idea that could create more competition for me ? I Like this idea more than any other. it should allow you to tap ideas from your vast pool of human resources , and put me out of work. Not that I’m working for you .
INNER: those in the inner circle could be electronically connected. How WiKipedia exploded . I prefer the PLAN With HTML Links . I think communication among strategists would be important while growth occurs . How did WiKipedia start ?
Two prong approach – those powerful in the inner circle taught to think more strategically . Read my 3rd lessons letter – again . Sharpen their swords .
Who dares to bother the powers that be ? It can be taught , can’t it ? Rodney Dangerfield says “ Back to school ! ”
OUTER INNER: Who would that include ? Keep pushing out. How ? Less sensitive info ? I don’t Know. ALL: A continuing letter-s. other types of training – how to work with other agencies . Sharing info.
could Lie – NEA ( not gov’t ) promotes education. Any ideas ? one Way is to present it as a case example , Like I did at Akron University – Taking Words out and supplementing Them.
could tell the truth – Recently we changed Food Stamps . can you employees think of any Ways of improving gov’t programs ? Then there will be many silly ideas . Need filters.
Is there a Way to draw ideas from the general public ? Caribou coffee once had a contest. Why they Like it. Words from a Few people were printed on cups . Hold contests ? Maybe offer a reward if it leads to…
STRATEGY # 5 BEAUTY AS STRATEGY !
Hint : Irish Brit are beautiful. Roberta Pedon was not Latvian . She was Irish . Tina Small . BooBS
Joke – I heard the Mossad spends months – trying to figure out what the right bait is . Why not hire women with big boobs ? can’t Go wrong most of the time anyway.
LiKe in movie ThanK You For SmoKing – irish Type. World class Tits … Reporter trying to get privileged info is not relevant ?
Physical appearance matters – Clothes noble Wig , Race – blend in With enemy , Trojan Horse Paper Tiger . Strange – Anti – christ ? “ King of “ Fierce countenance ”.
oF all the ideas I have generated in my Life , I’d say this ( THESE ) strategic WH , or Triarc Gimmick contract ( Later Free Will , Free Choice , Free Stuff – Pepsi did – Fit perfectly ) was best.
When I initially came up With Triarc idea, it was Just a vague concept. CEO told me “Hmm… interesting ”. Long story , but he wanted it !
Another minor , but solid 1 for Triarc + my comic booK – not great , but consistently good enemies. In a competitive field – beverages and comics .
People can be taught to think strategically Was already written . Later , I came to the growing realization that I had stumbled ( accidentally ) upon People can be taught to understand. I Knew I had strucK gold !
Grand slams are rare ( TMNT , but not April o ’Neal , KC ) ( Spiderman 2, but not 3 ), but I hit 2. Star Wars , Empire Strikes BacK – bacK to bacK. Yet , consistent solid ideas is the Key to gauging a quarterback . basic Fans , Food stamps , etc .
I came up with almost all of these strategic ideas long ago , but not before my 1st letter . I admit I saved these teaching ones for last – I don’t want competition . I may generate more . Depends on whether I am compensated and how much you improve .
Remember how I began ( letters 1 – 3 ) ? I did not have to, but I proved that there is room for improvement . I am not familiar With your strategies , so I might switch back to propaganda in the future . It has some value at least , as long as it is related to sound strategy .
Put in a good word For me in the WH . And I’ll put in a word for my brother – he has a tiny advertising company also.
To the one who initially reads this , the critical “ 1st Responder ” as you say . Please see to it that this letter reaches the oval office – your boss . I sent out quite a Few.
……….I think the gov’t will LiKe this “ Antichrist ” letter – could even lead to fulfillment of end time prophecy. Sincerely , Tony
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More – edited – letters I Wrote in the past …
Imagine my surprise when 2 FBI agents visited me in early August 2013 – Is this what I get for trying to help the gov’t ?
Like I told them , if I thought my letters didn’t have potential , I wouldn’t be pursuing the matter and Keep mailing ( trying to reach the gov’t ) . Page 1 of 3
I want you to Know that I developed these pretty good ideas . Isn’t that what business people do in Life – try to get credit where credit is due . To me , the image is Worth a Few stamps . Did I explain ? I don’t want to be “ used ”.
As one of the agents advised me to try the DoE ( Fan idea ) , I told him I already did , but I’ll try again . Both nodded and agreed – it is a good idea . Page 2 of 3
………….. He wasn’t sure , but another thing I discussed with an FBI agent was my Food stamp Flaw . He told me the Romans threw silver out to people , but it didn’t Work very Well and that bread was distributed only in Rome .
………….. So , I’m sending this to the Dept of Agriculture also . I told the agents that I thought my letters had great potential . They were skeptical.
………….. The good thing is – Now I Know that someone is taking a serious Look at my letters , instead of the usual silent non-response ( and making me Wonder )
……… I am so sure that my Arab is a state of mind theory is correct that I Will *guarantee* it.
The bad thing is , the Men in Black visit scared me . Page 3 of 3 ———————————————————— August 1 , 2013 Dear Prime Minister To – Netanyahu , Peres Peace House , Jerusalem Post = Israel gov’t ? ———————————————————— August 19 , 2013 continued – Whites were not prepared and had to go back home and get their guns during Tulsa … After the blood donation scandal , Israeli police Were unprepared for violent demonstrations by the Ethiopian Jews .
I Read in Haaretz July 18 , 2013 – “ Public Security Minister warns against major protests over Bedouin relocation plans ”… A violent state of mind . Potentially dangerous.
Race crosses national boundaries . Blacks in Western Africa and America are proud of obama . Refugees from Somalia , Eritrea tried to Flee into Israel , even though they are not Jews . ———————————————————— President Bush once said , “ it is better to engage the enemy over here , rather than on our own home turf , backyard ”.
The purpose of strategy is to Win . current strategy places troops in Iraq and Afghanistan , Just Like Soviet occupation or Vietnam . A no-Win situation.
To – Ministry of Immigrant Absorption and Health , Isha L’ Isha also
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I Wrote a TWilight Zone remake movie script . It is super duper long . I did not send it to anyone out of Fear they Will steal it . Nor completely finish it . Good ideas in it for TV . Anyone Who Wants to see it ? Will you give me a job ?
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I am too cheap to pay for another site . I wrote 2 strategy letters . 1 to KKK . 1 to gov’t . I consider my gov’t one to be my best work ever
I had little success trying to reach KKK or gov’t with snail mail so far . I am including my gov’t letter on my race site . ALL gov’t personel should read below – F B I , C I A , D o E , W H , Homeland D , etc .
Any attempt to suppress my efforts to help the gov’t could be consequences . How can i not succeed ? It fulfills Anti – Christ prophecy .
2 F B I agents already visited me . Now that i put my letter on – line , gov’t agencies can quickly share and discuss amongst themselves . Does it have merit ?
KKK could – possibly – benefit by reading my gov’t letter – people can be taught to thinK strategically .
I did not change a thing – except my name + I changed U to you & R to are . It is the exact same letter i sent by snail mail to gov’t agencies in the past . Thank you .
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August 5, 2012 cc1 : EPA DC + Sustainable Facilities Practices Branch
cc2 : Ad Council . Several regional addresses – 3 in NY alone . I’m sorry , should I have targeted NY instead of DC ? congratulations on hiring women !
cc3 : FBI HQ in DC + White House ( What could be more “ the gov’t ” than FBI or WH ? Yet , I doubt the President Will read it considering how much mail that address gets ! ). Too many stamps , too many FBI places . Too much money . Seems Like a lot , but it’s only 2 !
cc4 : ADL, AIPAC . How to target “ the gov’t ” ? I thought. Why not write to Jewish organizations ? They control the country anyway.
To “ the government ”: I became aware that government ( i.e., FEMA , Ready.gov ) propaganda exists – obvious eco , education , family , military , sports , women , racial……often in the most unusual places ……… and all over the place.
Eco – CFL light bulbs + LED’s . outlaw incandescent , E-check , Lead is evil , no dumping written into infrastructure , recycling centers often near schools , World Dryer , 3 windmills in cleveland , Gay – ads on bus + Chronicles newspaper , reusable shopping bags disability – Kneeling bus
Over time , I even saw propaganda in : epilepsy warning on video games , Flu , seat belts on shopping carts , Mad cow disease , carbon monoxide detectors , depression is a disease , Foods
I also see that gov’t hires outside private ad companies to do this . If I may offer constructive criticism … maybe you need to change…
1. Wash hands after touching this it contains Lead , Known to the State of California to cause cancer . Why not wash the cord then ?
2. Pet poop transmits disease . In cat litter also . Why not human waste then ?
3. Dryers save trees . Paper Retriever bins. Why not save crops ? Paper is biodegradable – and your favorite word Renewable . Sustainable.
I used to work at Triarc Beverage Group . Near the end of my term , I handed in ideas to the CEO. Long – term consistency is the Key to gauging a good quarterback . Star Wars and Empire Strikes BacK . It is hard to generate consistently good ideas .
Having had time to understand some of your past actions, I find fault with some of your strategy.
1. WTC collapsed Like a pancake.
2. Doing things publicly ( South Africa , uss Liberty 2oo witnesses , chemtrails , TWA missile theory ) , and then lying about it later on .
3. Allowing anti – government sentiments ( militia ) to grow ( i.e., via uncontrolled internet ), and then trying to clean it up later on . “ To what end ? ”, a Jewish man said in the Plain Dealer . Another Jewish man replied , “ If we do nothing , this stuff will spread ”.
4. Allowing anti – government sentiments to grow in Saudi Arabia ( a plant story on CNN – King Faud said , “ Leave the Palestinians alone ”. Who’s side are you on ? )
President Bush once said, “ The government of SA is stronger than the people of Saudi Arabia ”. He also said , “ bringing democracy to the Middle East will be one of the greatest challenges of the 21st century ”.
I think the correct strategy to use in the Middle East is : 1. Take out Saddam & his 2 sons . A power vacuum will result . Gov’t is a “necessary evil ”.
2. Develop ties with important people in Iraq . People with history.
3. Pretend Like you’re leaving.
4. Hopefully , one of your people will arise to power.
5. Don’t do anything to make FolKs suspect he is a puppet of the West ( i.e., obviously , don’t condemn Palestinians ). You can’t do whatever you want , but it’s better than not having any influence at all …
Why did you tell that for ? So be it . It is Just my opinion . I remember President Bush once said , “ Strategy ain’t working in middle east . Need to Re -thinK…” So I started thinKing about it. How it began .
Getting back to the subject , I have come up With an idea for your propaganda “ machine ”. I’m sure you’ll LiKe it – so if you use it , not Just hear it , will you compensate me fairly , or at least hire me ? my resume is not impressive , but it’s a small price considering its potential scope.
What better way than to prove oneself ? As a teaser , I will give you a propaganda idea for free … As I said , I learned more as time went on , until I became familiar With gov’t propaganda efforts . I thinK this fits your goals …
I once bought a HAND CRANK paper shredder at marc’s closeout section and never saw it again – anywhere , but through the internet . I loved it . It was simple . Cheaper than even the paper shredder head ( only the head ) they sell at Walmart . Yet, rich people may not LiKe it because it doesn’t cross cut . Yet , truly better than those scissor shredders.
obvious eco – friendly. LiKe your current sustainable transport propaganda – bicycles ! No electricity required. Could even combine eco + sports.
I’ve noticed that eco propaganda is the most prevalent . But Just the mere fact that I was able to generate a new idea ( Transformers and TMNT’s ) should scare you ( the establishment – Marvel , DC ) and prove that there is room for growth. ————————————— 1st letter Subject : Cola Promo Idea BY : Tony
In MaY 1998 , I handed in many ideas to the CEO of a beverage company. One idea in particular stood out . Why I came up With this idea is beyond me . But it was a perfect fit for cola products.
When I handed in this idea , I wrote it in non-beverage specific terms to protect it . I received a letter from the company Lawyer stating that it was still my idea ( I have that letter in my possession if needed to verify ).
The idea centered around the use of a 1. GIMMICK CONTRACT and 2. A FREE WILL , FREE CHOICE , Free Stuff sweepstakes . The contract would not be binding in a court of law , and the phrase, “ Free Will , Free choice ” was popular at that time – and still is .
The consumer signs a contract similar to the following example : I , ( your name ), hereby practice my own Free Will , and maKe a choice to drink ( Any drinK ) , if and whenever possible , among the other drink alternatives ,
For a period of : [] 1 Year – Enter me in the 1 Years sweepstakes [] 2 Years – Silver sweepstakes [] 5 Years – Bronze sweepstakes [] 10 Years – Gold sweepstakes X____________________
The consumer checks off a box and the prizes in the sweepstakes vary in relation to longevity . We would laminate the contract , and send it back to the consumer.
Aug 19, 2012 cc: Recovery + EPA Sustainable , FBI HQ + WH , AIPAC DC
To “ the government ”: This is my 2nd letter . Here is my BIG eco propaganda idea … it involves basic FANS …
Solar LED lights exist . Fans look Like windmills ! So basic it makes you say I should’ve had a V-8 ! duh . It makes you wonder about the gov’t sometimes.
They can become eco propaganda because they save money by assist AC , and bring in cool air at night . This is nothing new . But , up to this time , it was never emphasized as part of your eco propaganda . Go to the store and see for yourself.
Tower City already has fans in the Food court , but it was never emphasized as part of eco propaganda . They can be installed in gov’t buildings , Libraries , Key bank , BP, etc. Just to move the air around , not necessarily blow powerfully . Indeed , it is a part of good planning.
That’s nothing new , but this is – HE fans. As you Know, High Efficiency detergent and less Water laundry machines exist . This is also eco propaganda . You Know it and I Know it.
Take the most popular fan of all – the box fan , for example . Well developed means there is not much room for improvement , as the blades are already the most efficiently designed.
Well developed means it has built in obsolescence – it was meant to rust and manufacturers want it to break in the bottom center . It makes much more sense to put the break on top where the handle is.
Well developed means both Aerospeed and Lasko sell Premium box fans , which are nothing more than bigger than normal box fans. note that the Lasko “ Premium ” box fan has only a tad bigger diameter and squarer corners , with a 30% increase in air velocity.
The good thing is , all it takes is repackaging – if premium box fans were Relabeled HE ( 30% more ). Any existing “ Power ” fan can be labeled HE if there is more room for the blades , either behind or on the sides.
Lasko chose to make the corners squarer instead of making the diameter bigger , as manufacturers prefer smaller packaging , even though it is better to have an equal increase in diameter all the way around.
I’ll leave the technical details up to your engineers…
Related ideas : maybe HE ultrasonic humidifier . Related to my free hand crank shredder idea : Hand crank can opener . Grinder . Telephone . Start electronics … Pump Water.
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Related to my HE fan idea , but not as good… but can’t be worse than your LED idea , which is EXPENSIVE , and NOT selling …… As you Know , compact fluorescent bulbs’s CFL’s are compact.
Is it practical ? It is also going in a direction that most manufacturers do not Like – LOW WATT, BIGGER BULBS require more packaging .There are pros and cons – smaller fits more applications , BUT BIGGER DISPERSES LIGHT BETTER.
Trisonic already sells a crappy , not durable 65 watt CFL that fits inside a 150 watt body – I can shoot straight into it with my camera and still see the spiral . Indeed , long fluorescent tubes also require no lampshade = High efficient . Related: no fan GRILL.—————————- 2nd letter
You are the quarterback . I’m Just throwing a ball out , which is what I did at Triarc ( a few ideas , some better than others ).
1. Solid white toe socKs are rare in America. Solid dark green ? Sand color . Military propaganda . Taken from WiKipedia : article Roman Empire – The Romans also invented socks For those soldiers…
2. Short pens are rare . Possible women’s propaganda . Fit in purse.
3. in Korea they use hot water under the floor to heat rooms with . So ? Well , they need eco propaganda in Korea also , don’t they ? They sell solid toe socks in Korea . Then people say , “ Why not in America ? ”
Not related to any propaganda … but I’ve been thinking about racism recently…
I once read that Islam is the reason why it’s hard to bring democracy to the Middle East . How religious law is incorporated into civil Law . And her Sister communism. they said. But I disagree.
When the Soviet Union fell , my friend told me that Russia still lives. Some say Russia did not fall because of criminal elements or Soviet hard liners . Still , the whole Soviet Union was almost taken. Sister communism . I don’t think so .
I saw on CNN how China clamped down on criminals because they destabilize the State. 2 unsolved mysteries
Why is it hard to bring democracy to the Middle East ?
Israel said “ Kill the Hezbollah from top to bottom” . They cannot Kill it . But why ?
A religion ?
CNN said That Arab is a “Way of Life ”.
The reason I wrote this – in my opinion , Arab is a “ State of mind ”. Just Like black is . Us vs . them . Not all blacks think that way , but there are those that do.
“They Kept us weak ! ! ! !”. President Charles Taylor – “They owe it to us !”. Haiti – “Whatever you do to us , We do to you ! ! ! !”
Palestinians accused of helping Israel are lynched . Winnie Mandela necklaces those accused of helping “the White man ”. Tanks on MLK’s birthday . Tulsa got bombed From the air. War ! “ no surrender ” during Tulsa. surrender – and die after Colfax Massacre .
They said on Wikipedia that the Fate of the Ethiopian Jews is still up to political consideration even to this day . Meaning that the Israeli government has not decided whether they are in or out yet.
During the 1st airlift , Israel was sincere ( Airplane transport is expensive ). After they arrived , the Israeli gov’t said , “ We are CONFUSED ”. After a 5 year wait ( 2nd airlift ) , there were charges of racism. the quota is 6oo per month , but only 3oo are allowed in . They got slapped in the face , but continue to arrive – an excuse Israel could use.
Recently , the Jerusalem Post took a poll. 43 % of Israelis will not allow their daughters to marry Beta Israel . A house divided cannot stand . In my opinion , if black is a “ state of mind ”, Israel is making a mistake .—————————2nd letter
Dear WH , could you please tell your staffers to allow any more letters from me to reach the President ? or whoever gets it ? couldn’t my State of mind theory ( Let WH decide if I am correct . What else is the WH created for ? strategy ! ) affect strategic decisions ?
What does it hurt listening to ideas ? I am not employed. My resume is crap. So, I thought , why not generate ideas and try to get a gov’t Job ?
I recall Ray Croc ? once said “ You have to trust the company ( gov’t , marvel ) . The company cannot trust you ”. I Know from experience . When I handed in ideas at Triarc Beverage , I wrote the idea in non beverage specific terms . They eventually realized that I had protected it. Smart cookie. Sadly , nothing came of it.
BUT – the CEO wanted them. Demanded my ideas . I was a low level marketing Trainee. oK. I gave you a big one . Will I be compensated ?
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To “ the gov’t ”: This is my 3rd letter , Entitled “ Bread & Circuses + Internet ”. When I Sent out my 1st Letter , I thought about propaganda ideas . As ideas progressed , I switched to strategy , which I thought you’d prefer.
The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan-s . Just Like yours.
Strategy # 1 How about a Head of Propaganda ? Title should not mimic German evil “ propaganda ”. He was important to Hitler . One of the 1st steps of the Department is to RE – think current propaganda. Is it coherent and part of strategy ? i.e, Seat belt laws ? Strategy fits how ?
If decisions are decentralized and left to outside private Ad Agencies , some mistakes could be made over here , but not over here. They could overlap – dryers save trees , but paper is biodegradable and renewable…
+ I saw ( neutral ? ) American Red Cross on a ( gov’t ) FEMA poster . Not good . Guilt by association . YMCA also.
+ Incoherent – 3 fish are not recommended by the FDA ? Also sounds not believable. = Propaganda – so – messed – up – it – makes – no – coherent – sense – whatsoever.
My initial perception was – Ready.gov , FEMA is announcing itself . But now… Just makes you feel Like you are “moving along ”. Making progress.
Related : I take RTA . If people take public transportation , is there more opportunities to propagandize ? Promote RTA ? cost
Related : create Ministry of Strategy . Not important – I say Roman architecture . chess – Like tiles. Is it necessary ? What are its functions ? oF course – statistical analysis . Even propaganda requires strategy . Maybe even located next to each other .
Strategy # 2 RE – Think Sports Far be it for me to question the Romans , who promoted “ entertainment for the masses ”. But I Will .
With today’s mass technology ( TV , enough good movies , internet ) , entertainment is less relevant . Even in the “ Radio Days ”, there were comic books . Question it then .
The sole exception is the internet , where info ( not always good ) is in abundance . which should maybe – be discouraged . You argue, “ It is another avenue to promote propaganda or refute ”. It is also a Way to learn . There are safer Ways .
Let’s say I read about bad unbranded gasoline . or Kucinich leading on internet polls . Racial history is oK , but someone reads “Jena 6 largely ignored by US media ” – it leads to bias .
It doesn’t even have to be political info. or..or..or..or..or I once heard , “ Needs to be controlled ”. or..or..or..or..or – that doesn’t sound controlled to me .
Related is a “ more miles to the gallon ” idea. + other diversions . Like Pat Tillman , Kasparov retired from chess , saying that there was no point to it. Why not promote chess clubs ? Sports can become redundant .
But not Sony Play Station ? ( Electronic in nature , Like internet – iF you are not gonna target computers or electronic typewriters . Why not Play Station ? ).
Bottom line – Besides sports , other avenues may attract more people . The pie gets bigger ……Romans had hobbies too .
All I see is media promoting other media ( TV show on ABC ) or Wall to Wall – sports – even on front page of Plain Dealer. I do not see you promoting other hobbies . RTA, No other hobbies , except a chess tournament – one time at Tower city.————————————3rd letter
Strategy # 3 Bugs , Worms – plague the internet . Like movie Dark City , Shut it down ! ?
come up With a good excuse first . Like Norton cannot stop a Worm because they are mutating ( Like Borg , no time to adapt ) AND replicating by themselves . Progressively getting Worse .
Origins unknown . Al Quida is small. Make them sophisticated ? WTC more believable. unknown sounds more believable Strategy.
continue With long range plan – gov’t plays hero trying to stop it . call for a day to shut down internet . Improved , but it starts again faster . Another day to spray. Again . Warning . Soon to End ……or something.
I stopped here , but thoughts entered – Is it Way too late ? Not if it Keeps people UP TO DATE also , Especially if you are trying to renovate strategy.
Is it bett-er Just to try to refute / Ambiguity ? Is there a way for only gov’t to Keep it ? or save Wikipedia info before shutting it down.
You argue, “ internet could change other ( Arab Spring ) gov’ts – but not at the expense of your own . I could be wrong , but I advise – How about Re – create the internet ? smaller.
How about begin plans – now ? could always change mind in future . Takes planning. How make the switch over ? Need excuse . People usually think “ gov’t did it ”, especially if only gov’t Keeps it.————————————— 3rd letter
Strategy # 4 RE – think Food Stamps . Romans were masters of military , architecture , gov’t . They hired someone to whisper in the General’s ear, “ Remember , you are Just a man ”. masters.
Romans threw edible bread ( could there be a reason ? ) , not gold or salt , out to the people . I recall as a Kid , my mom got a huge bar of free gov’t butter . But you can’t eat butter now .
As a woman Said in movie ‘Food , inc ’…Then you have to buy Ketchup and this and little of that …not gonna eat all of it …Want a hamburger… something you can eat right now …don’t have to cook…
What is Food anyway ? commodity as it gets . A Forest Gump man once said that he cleaned the coup for all the chicken he could eat . Both me and my friend told him that it was not a good deal . I’d Like a lifetime supply of coupons for this idea alone. Not ! …Well ……… oK. Me and my Mom.
Like soup Kitchens of the Great Depression , this is more related to STRATEGY than propaganda . All these other PROPAGANDA ideas should NOT concern the White House . Let them decide if I found a strategic flaw .
involving – only on holidays , military , “a Warm meal ”, Remember troops , surplus.. ?. .Etc. Not dust bowl – Who believes droughts in America ?
I receive stamps , but I don’t consider it to be Food . My perception – I see it more as extra money . It is directly deposited into my banK account . But , the Romans threw bread , NOT GOLD or Salt , out to the people . Who’s perception matters ? The people’s ! the recipient’s …not the government’s perception.
I get McDonald’s , Wendy’s , coupons once in awhile with my Junk mail. I use them. How about gov’t coupons for use at private restaurants ? choice too. I Know McDonald’s promotes gov’t propaganda.
Just a thought – Isn’t it better , Solidify tangible , if Food pic is on the coupon ? PICTURES MATTER . More TANGIBLE . How choice then ? Backflip shows different alternative ? With Fries or dessert and drink – complete meal is more satisfying ? Not necessarily . In this case , details matter more . Don’t Just leave it up to engineers ( Fans ).
one time use coupons require frequent interaction ( cut out scissors , Take out of wallet ) , unLike reloadable gift cards . Like Seder meals , it brings into mind where it comes from. Salty tears + tablet shaped matzos.
I don’t Know how stamps WorK exactly ( I think you can buy restaurant Food ) , but it is more DIRECT and immediate Than butter . more TANGIBLE than Food stamps … more SATISFYING experience .
What about immediate ? or MRE Food giveaways ( for military ) – i’ve heard it being done before . As the old adage goes , “ Dogs don’t bite the hand that feeds it ”. Make people correlate that they got Food , not money , from the gov’t .
More in tune with human instincts – animals fight over food. fight over women. Life’s pleasure. satisfying. Related to that ? Maybe a time limit . dogs need to learn why it got rewarded . Soon after.
omg ! how long have stamps existed and no one RE-thought this ! Flaws in your strategy + propaganda – FAN Windmills . Expensive LED’s.
Who says I’m correct ? Taking a “ swing ” at your strategies. “ Go ahead ”. It is encouraged by the gov’t . oK I took bread and game “ Tweaking ” swipes , internet swings . and now Shadow…
What is the cost of sound advice to our gov’t who spends on flawed Shadow gov’t instead ? Shadow questions both the Well – written constitution and Romans ( shortest , fastest roads to suppress uprisings ).
“ Go ahead ” Let you’re analysts analyze my strategic swings ! Best and brightest Strategy – I proved myself ? Hire me ! Babylon took into captivity .———————— 3rd letter
Lesson # 1 No one ever used fluoridated water or contaminated Food as a part of strategy . Not the Romans . Not china , even today . etc I have , for the longest time , doubted its Wisdom.
1. Taste and smell being 2 of the 5 senses people use to discern truth ( and lies ) . In this case , even sight – growth hormone rBST boobs grow prematurely.
2. Ingredients in Asia , Middle East not coherent with West. Stevia is used in Japan & Korea PUBLICLY, but the FDA + media are covering it up.
VERY POSSIBLE – Even when “ caught ”, FolKs tend to blame money interests , never the gov’t. There is no motive . Easier to Keep blaming $ . I once read on internet – significant portion of India believe iodized salt is a multinational conspiracy.
on Yahoo news , You once Said – blame the sugar lobby . Then you are blaming only one industry . one Food item. It’s better to blame the Whole .
Related : I Know about tainted unbranded gasoline – by owning a car in the past and reading things on the internet . It does not make sense to me. incoherent. Gas ? Has to do with Food ? You say depopulate . But gas ? 10W40 oil ? Additives ? ——————————————– 3rd letter
As I was at McDonald’s , it came to me. You can’t blame industry because there is gov’t complicity. FDA. Local municipalities . 1930’s. Blame lobby then. JFK – Public evidence exists. blame mob . No , there is media and gov’t complicity . create impression that the mob has influence ?
For only JFK ? could use as excuse for other mistaKes . Will this impression Fit others , or clash ? You already created the impression that the FBI is incompetent ( Oklahoma City ). Could this make people who watch movies think “ FBI Warning don’t matter ? ”
AMA is famous lobby. Build up AMA 1st ? Later , I thought – I prefer a Tag Team with other lobbies as various foods are tainted.
What about McDonald’s complicity ? Movie Supersize me. Attack ADM , Supermarket to the world ? Mid level employee blew the whistle ? or hope it Just “ blows over ”. Is it preferable not to “ blow the whistle ” & Just create the impression that certain lobbies have influence in DC India ( worldwide ) instead ? —————- I haven’t resolved this issue yet . All these ideas can be further refined.
Arafat was the sole survivor in a plane crash . In college class , I recall a student said , “ Yeah right ” People think …Mossad did it !
In booK ‘Disney Wars ’, people inside ( and outside ? ) of Disney think the fortunes for the company changed after Frank Well’s death…People watching this 1 company. Roy is seen as Protector of Legacy . Don’t Kill him. It matters not if he died of natural causes.
Lesson # 2 What matters is, “ Does it look SUSPICIOUS ? ” Was there a MOTIVE ? Sound believable ? He Kept Eisner’s power in check . They said on Wikipedia – that there was a motive for WTC also. War in Afghanistan , Iraq.
Lesson # 3 Eisner being Jewish did not help . It hurt. Rumors do exist. MANY Jews in Clinton Administration was – telling me to write to ADL , AIPAC .
Jesse Jackson accused the 3 Nixon Administration . 3 Rubin Greenspan Summers . 2 more at Disney . I’m sure others do the same . many Jews raises suspicions . Why do that ?
To me personally , book Media Bias written by a Jew , doesn’t help either. + Saul Steinstein ? Disney and Goldsmith Goodyear leads me to believe hostile corporate takeover is part of your strategy. I think.
Even if a problem doesn’t exist ( which it does ), can this ‘Jewish gov’t control’ rumors be WEAKened with a fabricated story ? off hand I can’t think of a story , but there is something I’ve been mulling – a Way to BLUNT.
My Circus Impression idea to explain media + gov’t . What’s that ? Put many chinese in our gov’t to explain trade deficit . Emphasize Paramount Japan – Hollywood control . Paramount + NAACP have history . To explain food corruption .
Many lobbies = adds up to chaos and leads to confusion . creating doubt is another strategy by the Way . NAACP to Explain S A + LA silence . Emphasize NAACP actions in the past – they threatened to boycott Hazel TV show. Explain 1970’s TV. latino lobby ? or blacks are lowest , so they would support “ Rainbow ” immigration.
Short term – global pharmaceutical lobby , NAACP in trouble , accusations . Leads to statement on newspapers – similar to Consumer Reports “ We accept no outside advertising dollars ”.
Long term plan – major crackdown . No more lobbies . big bang . All propaganda fixed .
What about Hollywood ? There’s no way around it ? Jews would still remain a force – You need loyal people to carry out your bidding . Name change ? —————————————3rd letter
When Milosevic was arrested , a lower level employee policeman gave him his Word – publicly . When he died , it was suspicious to me .
Almost as if you had broken your Word . When a lower level auto employee gambled with company money , the whole company was found liable . Sure we all croak at some time. Lesson – don’t break your public word . But he could escape . Statistically , the chances of a prison break are 1 in 1oooooooooooooooo
What happens when 2 goals conflict ? Related to racism and Publicity Strategy . Maybe related to immorality ( Lies ) agenda – both happened slowly at 1st.
Hoover never cared about the KKK ( SOCIAL ). He was interested with the communist party ( POLITICAL ). Albright said “ Militia is enemy ”. Same thing . But the KKK not Like this gov’ t also. But their interests , motives are social .
Lesson # 4 Sure it hurts the agenda of mingling seeds together . But helping minorities and women should NOT be the main concern to the gov’t . A word to the next puppet in a middle eastern country .
latinos in LA ? one paragraph in the Plain Dealer . and yet blacks are leaving LA. SA Farm Murders . one White supremacist got Killed . But it’s happening at random . The media paints this picture that only KKK get Killed .
It also leads to charges of MEDIA bias and silence . What is more important ? Helping minorities or media integrity ?
Come up with an excuse and talk ? ? ? “ ANC blackmailed … uranium ”. or something . LA – community leaders pleaded with media… Which leaders ?
CRITICAL STEP – attack excuses from every angle. it could get worse .
STEP 2 – if possible , outline a short and long range plan. Kind of Like what I did with Worm internet excuse.
Up to here , it’s clear to me. To be continued. X X X
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Is it better to try to let things “ blow over ” if time elapses too long ? I don’t Know. Related : If media uses same excuse , or excuses many times , could it also lead to – McDisney movies today – hero , girl , villain , comic relief same storyline .
Pre – viz long range implications ? Should you select certain past silences 1st ? on what criteria ? I am not about to tackle all this . Nor the amount of propaganda .
I think strategy is relative . Anti – christ is Master of Strategy , As opposed to novice or intermediate . The Golden Rule being – do the best you can do.
I think – if it sounds Like it may work , do it . Brainpower can be used on other things.———————————-3rd letter
continued. X X X or spread excuse rumors. Unofficial media leads to official story . chemtrails were a part of DOD Strategy… Threat to National Security at that time… so media complied ”.
So the media is partial ? Why the gap in time to report ? Every angle.
Why not other media companies ? But – people think there is choice from having many cable stations – another step to think about ? conglomerate 1st ?
Used to immunize people . could even be used in conjunction with Gulf War Syndrome . or frequently printed sentence-s. “ Rumors are circulating …
I didn’t Like Israel did not Know USS Liberty was American excuse . For hours ? ? ? + they hoisted a flag rumors . All we Know is Egypt was signaling rumors – better. Ambiguity then – I’m not sure what I mean by that . Something on board top secret, had to be destroyed . I heard about MLK’s death – a man named Raoul – led me to believe in – conspiracy.
Rumors of Rabin’s death also . Princess Diana Mossad rumors . Motive ? I read the same thing about the Lusitania . Bombs or something – VAGUE. conspiracy ? I don’t Know . Motive ?
In Liberty case , Way too much time expired ? Perhaps . No problems as long as there is not 200 scared witnesses released back into the population.
Note : There is no motive for chemtrails also. I personally guess , Like Food , to poison air supply . Milosevic – I guess you broke your word . I could be wrong. ———————————–3rd letter
I was grocery shopping, when it hit me – if it sounds Like it may succeed , do it……… I said before . I erred – long range implications ? criteria ? – should be tackled . More Specifically – time . The longer you wait to go public with a silence in the past , the harder it is to go public.———————————3rd letter
Pre – Viz or long word pre – visualization … Part of strategy ? I don’t Know. It’s Just something I thought of. So important to Lucas, he hired Speilberg For Pre-viz
This is what’s going to happen…” What did you think about Tony’s ideas ? ” I agree with sports and hobbies. I didn’t really think about mass technology part Yet , go with that first … I Like his gov’t food coupons …
When I generated my comic book idea , I hit a few dead ends . It became clearer and instead of continuing down the wrong path , I “ Re – started ” my computer.
What is the point of this letter ? So the gov’t made mistakes in the recent past . So what ?
Don’t do it again . YOU LEARNED a little , didn’t you ?
I’m not familiar with strategy concepts and teachings . I Just wrote and wrote – it came naturally to me ( and generated more ideas ). As a Job search .
I prefer to work freelance , but I’d also Like to be put on the company payroll – something to tell my family. “ I got a Job ”. But , I cannot generate ideas all the time . It comes and goes.
Do you Know how important good ideas or sound advice is ? Do you Know how much military money you could’ve saved by using my middle east strategy ( letter 1 ) in Iraq ?
Every idea I generate put a price tag on it . It saves you $ and motivates me . You want me to initiate ? No , I prefer the Ebay approach . Hint : I work for cheap.
Maybe I’ll buy an old Disney movie on Ebay – or…or…or…or
Homeland Defense – “ Look inward ”, Pres Bush said. Did you mean Focus ? I’ve never heard that before – as part of strategy . At least , I got you thinking about strategy ( GooD THING , also unappreciated ).
My internet final solution is pretty solid , isn’t it ? You had a little time to analyze . Not gonna change is it ? Re-create I mean . MAJOR Advice AFFECTING SO MANY.————————————- 3rd letter
I advise that a similar letter be read by many in the gov’t . or as it is immediately to top brass.
STEP 1 Re-type letters word For word . Make the font bigger . Double check accuracy is going too far , should be standard procedure . on hard disk too
STEP 2 Discuss my letters in the WH.
STEP 3 ? Implement some of my more solid ideas now.
STEP 4 ? Edit my letters . concise or hide sensitive info.
STEP 5 ? Widen the base outward . Simple matter of distributing my letters to “ Think Tanks ”. Fellow strategists.
Major – How to conquer the Middle East in letter 1.
State of Mind Theory in Letter 2 – certainly helps to unlock mysteries about the Middle East , Hezbollah , DOESN’T IT ? maybe ?
Major – Internet is important enough.
Analyze my analysis . Minor : Food Stamps – Food, not money . correct ? A Flaw ? consistently good ideas… Fans Assist AC . Look Like Windmills . big eco.
I proved that there is room for propaganda and strategy and maybe understanding growth ( THESE means gov’t should be concerned – big ones too ) and refinement . I wonder why it takes you so long to tackle the un-controlled internet in particular. or Fans …… Food stamps not too obvious.
I see and understand your efforts by your actions ( Shadow , Build plan . Ready ! ) . You Jews try hard. Try less hard and more brainpower.
You Jews are very cautious . Hollywood lied very slowly at 1st . + Seeds of men mingle Slowly at 1st . Sometimes I pity you. Not really ……. But in a “desperate” sort of Way
I’ve been away for awhile ( between letters 1 , 2 + the gap in time for this one # 3 ) writing strategy letters to the KKK. I may show you what I wrote to them – Later – Just to further prove my strategy skills to you .
You owe me FF Fans Food Stamp ? + others ( Sports ?, INTERNET, crank…). Show me a little. and I’ll show you more strategic ideas .
I saved the best for last . You might guess one of them , but I doubt the other. Maybe I’m bluffing . More ? Prepare to be blown away .
It’s not Fair but I learned at Triarc , you must trust the company because the company can’t trust you . But if I’m not compensated , I won’t think anymore than what I already thought up.
April 27, 2013 What good is it For me to Keep these strategic ideas ? Almost all were generated after my 1st letter dated August 5 , 2012.
My Fourth and last letter dated April 10, 2013. In between 1 – 4 , I’ve been busy writing strategic letters to the KKK and a Twilight Zone movie script Why mention that ? As a reference should you desire to try to get a clearer picture of me.
I was motivated to try to get a Job when I wrote to the gov’t . In doing so , I accidentally , over time , discovered that there is room for improvement in both the KKK and the gov’t’s strategies . Shame on both of you . ——————————– 4th letter
April 10, 2013 cc: CNN + Plain Dealer , Ad Council DC , NY , Atlanta , Chicago cc: WH, AIPAC DC, Homeland D , ADL OH , DC , NY , FBI DC, OH, EPA Sustain , DOE
To “ the government ”: This is my 4th letter , entitled “ Antichrist Letter ”. The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan – s. Just Like yours.
How about a renovation at the strategic level ? Blatant mistakes were committed ( especially in the relatively recent ) past , some of which cannot be corrected in the future .
An anti – gov’t cancer exists in Saudi Arabia and because of internet . No amount of strategy can Kill it – unless you Kill everyone – I think .
Wrong strategy – Let cancer grow. Clean it up later With SWAT and prisons.
Let’s not forget the good – Seawolf sub plot , destroy a tank before China can get their hands on it , etc. etc. not just China . Yet , China itself , is a potential mistake waiting to happen . Why help in the 1st place ?
But as Bible says , “ He ( Anti – Christ ) will be a master of strategy . He will succeed in all that he does ”…I believe you will succeed in efforts to reconstruct strategy. Good luck
It tooK him time , but King David Knew one of his advisors was LiKe taking advice from God ”. He gave the correct advice ( go now ) , but someone secretly working for David gave the wrong advice ( WAIT ), and made a convincing argument . All the advisors bit !
Lesson – Just because correct advice is given , doesn’t mean it will be heeded . But how did David discern he was good ? He was a good Judge of character ?
Strategy # 1 Related : and also mind boggling . CAN UNDERSTANDING BE TAUGHT ? This understanding is something I Know little about. maybe funding some experiments at colleges could help you gain insight .
Again , according to the Bible – He ( Anti – Christ ) will understand darK sentences …I believe you will succeed once again . I don’t Know what dark sentences means.
Primarily sight and sound. Body language ? Tone and speed of voice . Playing offense – asking questions . Correct himself means he is lying . Inconsistencies ? Re-phrase the same question.
But if you teach them , they may get Wise to tactics . This understanding is something I haven’t thought about to any degree , but it could give you a Tactical EDGE , especially in DIPLOMACY.
Strategy # 2 A hierarchy. The one who makes that decision should be the best . She should Know how it all fits together. or a system. A meeting . Under certain criteria .
If ideas are too numerous , have staffers decide . A FILTER. or as you say “1st Responders”. How else are good ideas going to reach the WH ? Easy access. This letter can be an “ acid test ”. Training could help – identify.
Borrowing a Roman strategy , perhaps filters can be scared – Kill soldiers who fall asleep on watch duty. FBI will investigate. “ How would they Know ? ” the filter may think ? create doubt in his mind – post office checks mail from time to time.
When I worked at Triarc , Mistic Dark Teas was unknown to me. Hence, when I eventually generated an Arab bottle with a long sipping spout idea , it was too late to implement it – unlike propaganda , I am not familiar with your strategies . it impedes me from generating ideas.
Take propaganda for example – to help generate ideas , info would be required . Education , military , gay . Past examples help in the learning process. Doesn’t it destroy the purpose once tactics are understood ? Like understanding . You don’t want them to Know it is propaganda . We are being lied to by Hollywood.
Strategy # 3 Another idea – as I was freely writing , I thought it Would help if I could see more and more , Like how Wikipedia exploded – help me to see the big picture clearer. I Started the 3rd and 4th letter With a skeleton and added onto it later – FREELY.
Put it on-Line ? Keep adding to big STRATEGY PLAN ( Make a map ). Then subtract and edit . Growth and refinement. For now , I advise that you focus on growth ( Strategy Plan or training ? ), not so much Fine tuning ( hierarchy ). When you say growth do you mean Teaching or the Strategy Plan ? I don’t Know What I mean , but the Plan for sure.
You should Focus on this decentralized strategy first. OUTWARD, THEN IN – and out again and so Forth . After you do some things – Keep going outward for Awhile. Eventually to mid level , maybe all employees. In stages as things become clearer.
It leads to greater understanding . Knowledge builds on Knowledge . HE Fans Led to HE bulbs . Hand crank shredder Led to hand crank other . it took time for me to see more propaganda.
How do you balance the need for secrecy With the decentralized teaching approach ? Hmm ? I’m not familiar With your strategies.
SUPER STRATEGY # 4 TEACHING. PEOPLE CAN BE TAUGHT TO THINK STRATEGICALLY. Why would I give you an idea that could create more competition for me ? I Like this idea more than any other. it should allow you to tap ideas from your vast pool of human resources , and put me out of work. Not that I’m working for you .
INNER: those in the inner circle could be electronically connected. How WiKipedia exploded . I prefer the PLAN With HTML Links . I think communication among strategists would be important while growth occurs . How did WiKipedia start ?
Two prong approach – those powerful in the inner circle taught to think more strategically . Read my 3rd lessons letter – again . Sharpen their swords .
Who dares to bother the powers that be ? It can be taught , can’t it ? Rodney Dangerfield says “ Back to school ! ”
OUTER INNER: Who would that include ? Keep pushing out. How ? Less sensitive info ? I don’t Know. ALL: A continuing letter-s. other types of training – how to work with other agencies . Sharing info.
could Lie – NEA ( not gov’t ) promotes education. Any ideas ? one Way is to present it as a case example , Like I did at Akron University – Taking Words out and supplementing Them.
could tell the truth – Recently we changed Food Stamps . can you employees think of any Ways of improving gov’t programs ? Then there will be many silly ideas . Need filters.
Is there a Way to draw ideas from the general public ? Caribou coffee once had a contest. Why they Like it. Words from a Few people were printed on cups . Hold contests ? Maybe offer a reward if it leads to…
STRATEGY # 5 BEAUTY AS STRATEGY !
Hint : Irish Brit are beautiful. Roberta Pedon was not Latvian . She was Irish . Tina Small . BooBS
Joke – I heard the Mossad spends months – trying to figure out what the right bait is . Why not hire women with big boobs ? can’t Go wrong most of the time anyway.
LiKe in movie ThanK You For SmoKing – irish Type. World class Tits … Reporter trying to get privileged info is not relevant ?
Physical appearance matters – Clothes noble Wig , Race – blend in With enemy , Trojan Horse Paper Tiger . Strange – Anti – christ ? “ King of “ Fierce countenance ”.
oF all the ideas I have generated in my Life , I’d say this ( THESE ) strategic WH , or Triarc Gimmick contract ( Later Free Will , Free Choice , Free Stuff – Pepsi did – Fit perfectly ) was best.
When I initially came up With Triarc idea, it was Just a vague concept. CEO told me “Hmm… interesting ”. Long story , but he wanted it !
Another minor , but solid 1 for Triarc + my comic booK – not great , but consistently good enemies. In a competitive field – beverages and comics .
People can be taught to think strategically Was already written . Later , I came to the growing realization that I had stumbled ( accidentally ) upon People can be taught to understand. I Knew I had strucK gold !
Grand slams are rare ( TMNT , but not April o ’Neal , KC ) ( Spiderman 2, but not 3 ), but I hit 2. Star Wars , Empire Strikes BacK – bacK to bacK. Yet , consistent solid ideas is the Key to gauging a quarterback . basic Fans , Food stamps , etc .
I came up with almost all of these strategic ideas long ago , but not before my 1st letter . I admit I saved these teaching ones for last – I don’t want competition . I may generate more . Depends on whether I am compensated and how much you improve .
Remember how I began ( letters 1 – 3 ) ? I did not have to, but I proved that there is room for improvement . I am not familiar With your strategies , so I might switch back to propaganda in the future . It has some value at least , as long as it is related to sound strategy .
Put in a good word For me in the WH . And I’ll put in a word for my brother – he has a tiny advertising company also.
To the one who initially reads this , the critical “ 1st Responder ” as you say . Please see to it that this letter reaches the oval office – your boss . I sent out quite a Few.
……….I think the gov’t will LiKe this “ Antichrist ” letter – could even lead to fulfillment of end time prophecy. Sincerely , Tony
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More – edited – letters I Wrote in the past …
Imagine my surprise when 2 FBI agents visited me in early August 2013 – Is this what I get for trying to help the gov’t ?
Like I told them , if I thought my letters didn’t have potential , I wouldn’t be pursuing the matter and Keep mailing ( trying to reach the gov’t ) . Page 1 of 3
I want you to Know that I developed these pretty good ideas . Isn’t that what business people do in Life – try to get credit where credit is due . To me , the image is Worth a Few stamps . Did I explain ? I don’t want to be “ used ”.
As one of the agents advised me to try the DoE ( Fan idea ) , I told him I already did , but I’ll try again . Both nodded and agreed – it is a good idea . Page 2 of 3
………….. He wasn’t sure , but another thing I discussed with an FBI agent was my Food stamp Flaw . He told me the Romans threw silver out to people , but it didn’t Work very Well and that bread was distributed only in Rome .
………….. So , I’m sending this to the Dept of Agriculture also . I told the agents that I thought my letters had great potential . They were skeptical.
………….. The good thing is – Now I Know that someone is taking a serious Look at my letters , instead of the usual silent non-response ( and making me Wonder )
……… I am so sure that my Arab is a state of mind theory is correct that I Will *guarantee* it.
The bad thing is , the Men in Black visit scared me . Page 3 of 3 ———————————————————— August 1 , 2013 Dear Prime Minister To – Netanyahu , Peres Peace House , Jerusalem Post = Israel gov’t ? ———————————————————— August 19 , 2013 continued – Whites were not prepared and had to go back home and get their guns during Tulsa … After the blood donation scandal , Israeli police Were unprepared for violent demonstrations by the Ethiopian Jews .
I Read in Haaretz July 18 , 2013 – “ Public Security Minister warns against major protests over Bedouin relocation plans ”… A violent state of mind . Potentially dangerous.
Race crosses national boundaries . Blacks in Western Africa and America are proud of obama . Refugees from Somalia , Eritrea tried to Flee into Israel , even though they are not Jews . ———————————————————— President Bush once said , “ it is better to engage the enemy over here , rather than on our own home turf , backyard ”.
The purpose of strategy is to Win . current strategy places troops in Iraq and Afghanistan , Just Like Soviet occupation or Vietnam . A no-Win situation.
To – Ministry of Immigrant Absorption and Health , Isha L’ Isha also
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I Wrote a TWilight Zone remake movie script . It is super duper long . I did not send it to anyone out of Fear they Will steal it . Nor completely finish it . Good ideas in it for TV . Anyone Who Wants to see it ? Will you give me a job ?
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I am too cheap to pay for another site . I wrote 2 strategy letters . 1 to KKK . 1 to gov’t . I consider my gov’t one to be my best work ever
I had little success trying to reach KKK or gov’t with snail mail so far . I am including my gov’t letter on my race site . ALL gov’t personel should read below – F B I , C I A , D o E , W H , Homeland D , etc .
Any attempt to suppress my efforts to help the gov’t could be consequences . How can i not succeed ? It fulfills Anti – Christ prophecy .
2 F B I agents already visited me . Now that i put my letter on – line , gov’t agencies can quickly share and discuss amongst themselves . Does it have merit ?
KKK could – possibly – benefit by reading my gov’t letter – people can be taught to thinK strategically .
I did not change a thing – except my name + I changed U to you & R to are . It is the exact same letter i sent by snail mail to gov’t agencies in the past . Thank you .
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August 5, 2012 cc1 : EPA DC + Sustainable Facilities Practices Branch
cc2 : Ad Council . Several regional addresses – 3 in NY alone . I’m sorry , should I have targeted NY instead of DC ? congratulations on hiring women !
cc3 : FBI HQ in DC + White House ( What could be more “ the gov’t ” than FBI or WH ? Yet , I doubt the President Will read it considering how much mail that address gets ! ). Too many stamps , too many FBI places . Too much money . Seems Like a lot , but it’s only 2 !
cc4 : ADL, AIPAC . How to target “ the gov’t ” ? I thought. Why not write to Jewish organizations ? They control the country anyway.
To “ the government ”: I became aware that government ( i.e., FEMA , Ready.gov ) propaganda exists – obvious eco , education , family , military , sports , women , racial……often in the most unusual places ……… and all over the place.
Eco – CFL light bulbs + LED’s . outlaw incandescent , E-check , Lead is evil , no dumping written into infrastructure , recycling centers often near schools , World Dryer , 3 windmills in cleveland , Gay – ads on bus + Chronicles newspaper , reusable shopping bags disability – Kneeling bus
Over time , I even saw propaganda in : epilepsy warning on video games , Flu , seat belts on shopping carts , Mad cow disease , carbon monoxide detectors , depression is a disease , Foods
I also see that gov’t hires outside private ad companies to do this . If I may offer constructive criticism … maybe you need to change…
1. Wash hands after touching this it contains Lead , Known to the State of California to cause cancer . Why not wash the cord then ?
2. Pet poop transmits disease . In cat litter also . Why not human waste then ?
3. Dryers save trees . Paper Retriever bins. Why not save crops ? Paper is biodegradable – and your favorite word Renewable . Sustainable.
I used to work at Triarc Beverage Group . Near the end of my term , I handed in ideas to the CEO. Long – term consistency is the Key to gauging a good quarterback . Star Wars and Empire Strikes BacK . It is hard to generate consistently good ideas .
Having had time to understand some of your past actions, I find fault with some of your strategy.
1. WTC collapsed Like a pancake.
2. Doing things publicly ( South Africa , uss Liberty 2oo witnesses , chemtrails , TWA missile theory ) , and then lying about it later on .
3. Allowing anti – government sentiments ( militia ) to grow ( i.e., via uncontrolled internet ), and then trying to clean it up later on . “ To what end ? ”, a Jewish man said in the Plain Dealer . Another Jewish man replied , “ If we do nothing , this stuff will spread ”.
4. Allowing anti – government sentiments to grow in Saudi Arabia ( a plant story on CNN – King Faud said , “ Leave the Palestinians alone ”. Who’s side are you on ? )
President Bush once said, “ The government of SA is stronger than the people of Saudi Arabia ”. He also said , “ bringing democracy to the Middle East will be one of the greatest challenges of the 21st century ”.
I think the correct strategy to use in the Middle East is : 1. Take out Saddam & his 2 sons . A power vacuum will result . Gov’t is a “necessary evil ”.
2. Develop ties with important people in Iraq . People with history.
3. Pretend Like you’re leaving.
4. Hopefully , one of your people will arise to power.
5. Don’t do anything to make FolKs suspect he is a puppet of the West ( i.e., obviously , don’t condemn Palestinians ). You can’t do whatever you want , but it’s better than not having any influence at all …
Why did you tell that for ? So be it . It is Just my opinion . I remember President Bush once said , “ Strategy ain’t working in middle east . Need to Re -thinK…” So I started thinKing about it. How it began .
Getting back to the subject , I have come up With an idea for your propaganda “ machine ”. I’m sure you’ll LiKe it – so if you use it , not Just hear it , will you compensate me fairly , or at least hire me ? my resume is not impressive , but it’s a small price considering its potential scope.
What better way than to prove oneself ? As a teaser , I will give you a propaganda idea for free … As I said , I learned more as time went on , until I became familiar With gov’t propaganda efforts . I thinK this fits your goals …
I once bought a HAND CRANK paper shredder at marc’s closeout section and never saw it again – anywhere , but through the internet . I loved it . It was simple . Cheaper than even the paper shredder head ( only the head ) they sell at Walmart . Yet, rich people may not LiKe it because it doesn’t cross cut . Yet , truly better than those scissor shredders.
obvious eco – friendly. LiKe your current sustainable transport propaganda – bicycles ! No electricity required. Could even combine eco + sports.
I’ve noticed that eco propaganda is the most prevalent . But Just the mere fact that I was able to generate a new idea ( Transformers and TMNT’s ) should scare you ( the establishment – Marvel , DC ) and prove that there is room for growth. ————————————— 1st letter Subject : Cola Promo Idea BY : Tony
In MaY 1998 , I handed in many ideas to the CEO of a beverage company. One idea in particular stood out . Why I came up With this idea is beyond me . But it was a perfect fit for cola products.
When I handed in this idea , I wrote it in non-beverage specific terms to protect it . I received a letter from the company Lawyer stating that it was still my idea ( I have that letter in my possession if needed to verify ).
The idea centered around the use of a 1. GIMMICK CONTRACT and 2. A FREE WILL , FREE CHOICE , Free Stuff sweepstakes . The contract would not be binding in a court of law , and the phrase, “ Free Will , Free choice ” was popular at that time – and still is .
The consumer signs a contract similar to the following example : I , ( your name ), hereby practice my own Free Will , and maKe a choice to drink ( Any drinK ) , if and whenever possible , among the other drink alternatives ,
For a period of : [] 1 Year – Enter me in the 1 Years sweepstakes [] 2 Years – Silver sweepstakes [] 5 Years – Bronze sweepstakes [] 10 Years – Gold sweepstakes X____________________
The consumer checks off a box and the prizes in the sweepstakes vary in relation to longevity . We would laminate the contract , and send it back to the consumer.
Aug 19, 2012 cc: Recovery + EPA Sustainable , FBI HQ + WH , AIPAC DC
To “ the government ”: This is my 2nd letter . Here is my BIG eco propaganda idea … it involves basic FANS …
Solar LED lights exist . Fans look Like windmills ! So basic it makes you say I should’ve had a V-8 ! duh . It makes you wonder about the gov’t sometimes.
They can become eco propaganda because they save money by assist AC , and bring in cool air at night . This is nothing new . But , up to this time , it was never emphasized as part of your eco propaganda . Go to the store and see for yourself.
Tower City already has fans in the Food court , but it was never emphasized as part of eco propaganda . They can be installed in gov’t buildings , Libraries , Key bank , BP, etc. Just to move the air around , not necessarily blow powerfully . Indeed , it is a part of good planning.
That’s nothing new , but this is – HE fans. As you Know, High Efficiency detergent and less Water laundry machines exist . This is also eco propaganda . You Know it and I Know it.
Take the most popular fan of all – the box fan , for example . Well developed means there is not much room for improvement , as the blades are already the most efficiently designed.
Well developed means it has built in obsolescence – it was meant to rust and manufacturers want it to break in the bottom center . It makes much more sense to put the break on top where the handle is.
Well developed means both Aerospeed and Lasko sell Premium box fans , which are nothing more than bigger than normal box fans. note that the Lasko “ Premium ” box fan has only a tad bigger diameter and squarer corners , with a 30% increase in air velocity.
The good thing is , all it takes is repackaging – if premium box fans were Relabeled HE ( 30% more ). Any existing “ Power ” fan can be labeled HE if there is more room for the blades , either behind or on the sides.
Lasko chose to make the corners squarer instead of making the diameter bigger , as manufacturers prefer smaller packaging , even though it is better to have an equal increase in diameter all the way around.
I’ll leave the technical details up to your engineers…
Related ideas : maybe HE ultrasonic humidifier . Related to my free hand crank shredder idea : Hand crank can opener . Grinder . Telephone . Start electronics … Pump Water.
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Related to my HE fan idea , but not as good… but can’t be worse than your LED idea , which is EXPENSIVE , and NOT selling …… As you Know , compact fluorescent bulbs’s CFL’s are compact.
Is it practical ? It is also going in a direction that most manufacturers do not Like – LOW WATT, BIGGER BULBS require more packaging .There are pros and cons – smaller fits more applications , BUT BIGGER DISPERSES LIGHT BETTER.
Trisonic already sells a crappy , not durable 65 watt CFL that fits inside a 150 watt body – I can shoot straight into it with my camera and still see the spiral . Indeed , long fluorescent tubes also require no lampshade = High efficient . Related: no fan GRILL.—————————- 2nd letter
You are the quarterback . I’m Just throwing a ball out , which is what I did at Triarc ( a few ideas , some better than others ).
1. Solid white toe socKs are rare in America. Solid dark green ? Sand color . Military propaganda . Taken from WiKipedia : article Roman Empire – The Romans also invented socks For those soldiers…
2. Short pens are rare . Possible women’s propaganda . Fit in purse.
3. in Korea they use hot water under the floor to heat rooms with . So ? Well , they need eco propaganda in Korea also , don’t they ? They sell solid toe socks in Korea . Then people say , “ Why not in America ? ”
Not related to any propaganda … but I’ve been thinking about racism recently…
I once read that Islam is the reason why it’s hard to bring democracy to the Middle East . How religious law is incorporated into civil Law . And her Sister communism. they said. But I disagree.
When the Soviet Union fell , my friend told me that Russia still lives. Some say Russia did not fall because of criminal elements or Soviet hard liners . Still , the whole Soviet Union was almost taken. Sister communism . I don’t think so .
I saw on CNN how China clamped down on criminals because they destabilize the State. 2 unsolved mysteries
Why is it hard to bring democracy to the Middle East ?
Israel said “ Kill the Hezbollah from top to bottom” . They cannot Kill it . But why ?
A religion ?
CNN said That Arab is a “Way of Life ”.
The reason I wrote this – in my opinion , Arab is a “ State of mind ”. Just Like black is . Us vs . them . Not all blacks think that way , but there are those that do.
“They Kept us weak ! ! ! !”. President Charles Taylor – “They owe it to us !”. Haiti – “Whatever you do to us , We do to you ! ! ! !”
Palestinians accused of helping Israel are lynched . Winnie Mandela necklaces those accused of helping “the White man ”. Tanks on MLK’s birthday . Tulsa got bombed From the air. War ! “ no surrender ” during Tulsa. surrender – and die after Colfax Massacre .
They said on Wikipedia that the Fate of the Ethiopian Jews is still up to political consideration even to this day . Meaning that the Israeli government has not decided whether they are in or out yet.
During the 1st airlift , Israel was sincere ( Airplane transport is expensive ). After they arrived , the Israeli gov’t said , “ We are CONFUSED ”. After a 5 year wait ( 2nd airlift ) , there were charges of racism. the quota is 6oo per month , but only 3oo are allowed in . They got slapped in the face , but continue to arrive – an excuse Israel could use.
Recently , the Jerusalem Post took a poll. 43 % of Israelis will not allow their daughters to marry Beta Israel . A house divided cannot stand . In my opinion , if black is a “ state of mind ”, Israel is making a mistake .—————————2nd letter
Dear WH , could you please tell your staffers to allow any more letters from me to reach the President ? or whoever gets it ? couldn’t my State of mind theory ( Let WH decide if I am correct . What else is the WH created for ? strategy ! ) affect strategic decisions ?
What does it hurt listening to ideas ? I am not employed. My resume is crap. So, I thought , why not generate ideas and try to get a gov’t Job ?
I recall Ray Croc ? once said “ You have to trust the company ( gov’t , marvel ) . The company cannot trust you ”. I Know from experience . When I handed in ideas at Triarc Beverage , I wrote the idea in non beverage specific terms . They eventually realized that I had protected it. Smart cookie. Sadly , nothing came of it.
BUT – the CEO wanted them. Demanded my ideas . I was a low level marketing Trainee. oK. I gave you a big one . Will I be compensated ?
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To “ the gov’t ”: This is my 3rd letter , Entitled “ Bread & Circuses + Internet ”. When I Sent out my 1st Letter , I thought about propaganda ideas . As ideas progressed , I switched to strategy , which I thought you’d prefer.
The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan-s . Just Like yours.
Strategy # 1 How about a Head of Propaganda ? Title should not mimic German evil “ propaganda ”. He was important to Hitler . One of the 1st steps of the Department is to RE – think current propaganda. Is it coherent and part of strategy ? i.e, Seat belt laws ? Strategy fits how ?
If decisions are decentralized and left to outside private Ad Agencies , some mistakes could be made over here , but not over here. They could overlap – dryers save trees , but paper is biodegradable and renewable…
+ I saw ( neutral ? ) American Red Cross on a ( gov’t ) FEMA poster . Not good . Guilt by association . YMCA also.
+ Incoherent – 3 fish are not recommended by the FDA ? Also sounds not believable. = Propaganda – so – messed – up – it – makes – no – coherent – sense – whatsoever.
My initial perception was – Ready.gov , FEMA is announcing itself . But now… Just makes you feel Like you are “moving along ”. Making progress.
Related : I take RTA . If people take public transportation , is there more opportunities to propagandize ? Promote RTA ? cost
Related : create Ministry of Strategy . Not important – I say Roman architecture . chess – Like tiles. Is it necessary ? What are its functions ? oF course – statistical analysis . Even propaganda requires strategy . Maybe even located next to each other .
Strategy # 2 RE – Think Sports Far be it for me to question the Romans , who promoted “ entertainment for the masses ”. But I Will .
With today’s mass technology ( TV , enough good movies , internet ) , entertainment is less relevant . Even in the “ Radio Days ”, there were comic books . Question it then .
The sole exception is the internet , where info ( not always good ) is in abundance . which should maybe – be discouraged . You argue, “ It is another avenue to promote propaganda or refute ”. It is also a Way to learn . There are safer Ways .
Let’s say I read about bad unbranded gasoline . or Kucinich leading on internet polls . Racial history is oK , but someone reads “Jena 6 largely ignored by US media ” – it leads to bias .
It doesn’t even have to be political info. or..or..or..or..or I once heard , “ Needs to be controlled ”. or..or..or..or..or – that doesn’t sound controlled to me .
Related is a “ more miles to the gallon ” idea. + other diversions . Like Pat Tillman , Kasparov retired from chess , saying that there was no point to it. Why not promote chess clubs ? Sports can become redundant .
But not Sony Play Station ? ( Electronic in nature , Like internet – iF you are not gonna target computers or electronic typewriters . Why not Play Station ? ).
Bottom line – Besides sports , other avenues may attract more people . The pie gets bigger ……Romans had hobbies too .
All I see is media promoting other media ( TV show on ABC ) or Wall to Wall – sports – even on front page of Plain Dealer. I do not see you promoting other hobbies . RTA, No other hobbies , except a chess tournament – one time at Tower city.————————————3rd letter
Strategy # 3 Bugs , Worms – plague the internet . Like movie Dark City , Shut it down ! ?
come up With a good excuse first . Like Norton cannot stop a Worm because they are mutating ( Like Borg , no time to adapt ) AND replicating by themselves . Progressively getting Worse .
Origins unknown . Al Quida is small. Make them sophisticated ? WTC more believable. unknown sounds more believable Strategy.
continue With long range plan – gov’t plays hero trying to stop it . call for a day to shut down internet . Improved , but it starts again faster . Another day to spray. Again . Warning . Soon to End ……or something.
I stopped here , but thoughts entered – Is it Way too late ? Not if it Keeps people UP TO DATE also , Especially if you are trying to renovate strategy.
Is it bett-er Just to try to refute / Ambiguity ? Is there a way for only gov’t to Keep it ? or save Wikipedia info before shutting it down.
You argue, “ internet could change other ( Arab Spring ) gov’ts – but not at the expense of your own . I could be wrong , but I advise – How about Re – create the internet ? smaller.
How about begin plans – now ? could always change mind in future . Takes planning. How make the switch over ? Need excuse . People usually think “ gov’t did it ”, especially if only gov’t Keeps it.————————————— 3rd letter
Strategy # 4 RE – think Food Stamps . Romans were masters of military , architecture , gov’t . They hired someone to whisper in the General’s ear, “ Remember , you are Just a man ”. masters.
Romans threw edible bread ( could there be a reason ? ) , not gold or salt , out to the people . I recall as a Kid , my mom got a huge bar of free gov’t butter . But you can’t eat butter now .
As a woman Said in movie ‘Food , inc ’…Then you have to buy Ketchup and this and little of that …not gonna eat all of it …Want a hamburger… something you can eat right now …don’t have to cook…
What is Food anyway ? commodity as it gets . A Forest Gump man once said that he cleaned the coup for all the chicken he could eat . Both me and my friend told him that it was not a good deal . I’d Like a lifetime supply of coupons for this idea alone. Not ! …Well ……… oK. Me and my Mom.
Like soup Kitchens of the Great Depression , this is more related to STRATEGY than propaganda . All these other PROPAGANDA ideas should NOT concern the White House . Let them decide if I found a strategic flaw .
involving – only on holidays , military , “a Warm meal ”, Remember troops , surplus.. ?. .Etc. Not dust bowl – Who believes droughts in America ?
I receive stamps , but I don’t consider it to be Food . My perception – I see it more as extra money . It is directly deposited into my banK account . But , the Romans threw bread , NOT GOLD or Salt , out to the people . Who’s perception matters ? The people’s ! the recipient’s …not the government’s perception.
I get McDonald’s , Wendy’s , coupons once in awhile with my Junk mail. I use them. How about gov’t coupons for use at private restaurants ? choice too. I Know McDonald’s promotes gov’t propaganda.
Just a thought – Isn’t it better , Solidify tangible , if Food pic is on the coupon ? PICTURES MATTER . More TANGIBLE . How choice then ? Backflip shows different alternative ? With Fries or dessert and drink – complete meal is more satisfying ? Not necessarily . In this case , details matter more . Don’t Just leave it up to engineers ( Fans ).
one time use coupons require frequent interaction ( cut out scissors , Take out of wallet ) , unLike reloadable gift cards . Like Seder meals , it brings into mind where it comes from. Salty tears + tablet shaped matzos.
I don’t Know how stamps WorK exactly ( I think you can buy restaurant Food ) , but it is more DIRECT and immediate Than butter . more TANGIBLE than Food stamps … more SATISFYING experience .
What about immediate ? or MRE Food giveaways ( for military ) – i’ve heard it being done before . As the old adage goes , “ Dogs don’t bite the hand that feeds it ”. Make people correlate that they got Food , not money , from the gov’t .
More in tune with human instincts – animals fight over food. fight over women. Life’s pleasure. satisfying. Related to that ? Maybe a time limit . dogs need to learn why it got rewarded . Soon after.
omg ! how long have stamps existed and no one RE-thought this ! Flaws in your strategy + propaganda – FAN Windmills . Expensive LED’s.
Who says I’m correct ? Taking a “ swing ” at your strategies. “ Go ahead ”. It is encouraged by the gov’t . oK I took bread and game “ Tweaking ” swipes , internet swings . and now Shadow…
What is the cost of sound advice to our gov’t who spends on flawed Shadow gov’t instead ? Shadow questions both the Well – written constitution and Romans ( shortest , fastest roads to suppress uprisings ).
“ Go ahead ” Let you’re analysts analyze my strategic swings ! Best and brightest Strategy – I proved myself ? Hire me ! Babylon took into captivity .———————— 3rd letter
Lesson # 1 No one ever used fluoridated water or contaminated Food as a part of strategy . Not the Romans . Not china , even today . etc I have , for the longest time , doubted its Wisdom.
1. Taste and smell being 2 of the 5 senses people use to discern truth ( and lies ) . In this case , even sight – growth hormone rBST boobs grow prematurely.
2. Ingredients in Asia , Middle East not coherent with West. Stevia is used in Japan & Korea PUBLICLY, but the FDA + media are covering it up.
VERY POSSIBLE – Even when “ caught ”, FolKs tend to blame money interests , never the gov’t. There is no motive . Easier to Keep blaming $ . I once read on internet – significant portion of India believe iodized salt is a multinational conspiracy.
on Yahoo news , You once Said – blame the sugar lobby . Then you are blaming only one industry . one Food item. It’s better to blame the Whole .
Related : I Know about tainted unbranded gasoline – by owning a car in the past and reading things on the internet . It does not make sense to me. incoherent. Gas ? Has to do with Food ? You say depopulate . But gas ? 10W40 oil ? Additives ? ——————————————– 3rd letter
As I was at McDonald’s , it came to me. You can’t blame industry because there is gov’t complicity. FDA. Local municipalities . 1930’s. Blame lobby then. JFK – Public evidence exists. blame mob . No , there is media and gov’t complicity . create impression that the mob has influence ?
For only JFK ? could use as excuse for other mistaKes . Will this impression Fit others , or clash ? You already created the impression that the FBI is incompetent ( Oklahoma City ). Could this make people who watch movies think “ FBI Warning don’t matter ? ”
AMA is famous lobby. Build up AMA 1st ? Later , I thought – I prefer a Tag Team with other lobbies as various foods are tainted.
What about McDonald’s complicity ? Movie Supersize me. Attack ADM , Supermarket to the world ? Mid level employee blew the whistle ? or hope it Just “ blows over ”. Is it preferable not to “ blow the whistle ” & Just create the impression that certain lobbies have influence in DC India ( worldwide ) instead ? —————- I haven’t resolved this issue yet . All these ideas can be further refined.
Arafat was the sole survivor in a plane crash . In college class , I recall a student said , “ Yeah right ” People think …Mossad did it !
In booK ‘Disney Wars ’, people inside ( and outside ? ) of Disney think the fortunes for the company changed after Frank Well’s death…People watching this 1 company. Roy is seen as Protector of Legacy . Don’t Kill him. It matters not if he died of natural causes.
Lesson # 2 What matters is, “ Does it look SUSPICIOUS ? ” Was there a MOTIVE ? Sound believable ? He Kept Eisner’s power in check . They said on Wikipedia – that there was a motive for WTC also. War in Afghanistan , Iraq.
Lesson # 3 Eisner being Jewish did not help . It hurt. Rumors do exist. MANY Jews in Clinton Administration was – telling me to write to ADL , AIPAC .
Jesse Jackson accused the 3 Nixon Administration . 3 Rubin Greenspan Summers . 2 more at Disney . I’m sure others do the same . many Jews raises suspicions . Why do that ?
To me personally , book Media Bias written by a Jew , doesn’t help either. + Saul Steinstein ? Disney and Goldsmith Goodyear leads me to believe hostile corporate takeover is part of your strategy. I think.
Even if a problem doesn’t exist ( which it does ), can this ‘Jewish gov’t control’ rumors be WEAKened with a fabricated story ? off hand I can’t think of a story , but there is something I’ve been mulling – a Way to BLUNT.
My Circus Impression idea to explain media + gov’t . What’s that ? Put many chinese in our gov’t to explain trade deficit . Emphasize Paramount Japan – Hollywood control . Paramount + NAACP have history . To explain food corruption .
Many lobbies = adds up to chaos and leads to confusion . creating doubt is another strategy by the Way . NAACP to Explain S A + LA silence . Emphasize NAACP actions in the past – they threatened to boycott Hazel TV show. Explain 1970’s TV. latino lobby ? or blacks are lowest , so they would support “ Rainbow ” immigration.
Short term – global pharmaceutical lobby , NAACP in trouble , accusations . Leads to statement on newspapers – similar to Consumer Reports “ We accept no outside advertising dollars ”.
Long term plan – major crackdown . No more lobbies . big bang . All propaganda fixed .
What about Hollywood ? There’s no way around it ? Jews would still remain a force – You need loyal people to carry out your bidding . Name change ? —————————————3rd letter
When Milosevic was arrested , a lower level employee policeman gave him his Word – publicly . When he died , it was suspicious to me .
Almost as if you had broken your Word . When a lower level auto employee gambled with company money , the whole company was found liable . Sure we all croak at some time. Lesson – don’t break your public word . But he could escape . Statistically , the chances of a prison break are 1 in 1oooooooooooooooo
What happens when 2 goals conflict ? Related to racism and Publicity Strategy . Maybe related to immorality ( Lies ) agenda – both happened slowly at 1st.
Hoover never cared about the KKK ( SOCIAL ). He was interested with the communist party ( POLITICAL ). Albright said “ Militia is enemy ”. Same thing . But the KKK not Like this gov’ t also. But their interests , motives are social .
Lesson # 4 Sure it hurts the agenda of mingling seeds together . But helping minorities and women should NOT be the main concern to the gov’t . A word to the next puppet in a middle eastern country .
latinos in LA ? one paragraph in the Plain Dealer . and yet blacks are leaving LA. SA Farm Murders . one White supremacist got Killed . But it’s happening at random . The media paints this picture that only KKK get Killed .
It also leads to charges of MEDIA bias and silence . What is more important ? Helping minorities or media integrity ?
Come up with an excuse and talk ? ? ? “ ANC blackmailed … uranium ”. or something . LA – community leaders pleaded with media… Which leaders ?
CRITICAL STEP – attack excuses from every angle. it could get worse .
STEP 2 – if possible , outline a short and long range plan. Kind of Like what I did with Worm internet excuse.
Up to here , it’s clear to me. To be continued. X X X
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Is it better to try to let things “ blow over ” if time elapses too long ? I don’t Know. Related : If media uses same excuse , or excuses many times , could it also lead to – McDisney movies today – hero , girl , villain , comic relief same storyline .
Pre – viz long range implications ? Should you select certain past silences 1st ? on what criteria ? I am not about to tackle all this . Nor the amount of propaganda .
I think strategy is relative . Anti – christ is Master of Strategy , As opposed to novice or intermediate . The Golden Rule being – do the best you can do.
I think – if it sounds Like it may work , do it . Brainpower can be used on other things.———————————-3rd letter
continued. X X X or spread excuse rumors. Unofficial media leads to official story . chemtrails were a part of DOD Strategy… Threat to National Security at that time… so media complied ”.
So the media is partial ? Why the gap in time to report ? Every angle.
Why not other media companies ? But – people think there is choice from having many cable stations – another step to think about ? conglomerate 1st ?
Used to immunize people . could even be used in conjunction with Gulf War Syndrome . or frequently printed sentence-s. “ Rumors are circulating …
I didn’t Like Israel did not Know USS Liberty was American excuse . For hours ? ? ? + they hoisted a flag rumors . All we Know is Egypt was signaling rumors – better. Ambiguity then – I’m not sure what I mean by that . Something on board top secret, had to be destroyed . I heard about MLK’s death – a man named Raoul – led me to believe in – conspiracy.
Rumors of Rabin’s death also . Princess Diana Mossad rumors . Motive ? I read the same thing about the Lusitania . Bombs or something – VAGUE. conspiracy ? I don’t Know . Motive ?
In Liberty case , Way too much time expired ? Perhaps . No problems as long as there is not 200 scared witnesses released back into the population.
Note : There is no motive for chemtrails also. I personally guess , Like Food , to poison air supply . Milosevic – I guess you broke your word . I could be wrong. ———————————–3rd letter
I was grocery shopping, when it hit me – if it sounds Like it may succeed , do it……… I said before . I erred – long range implications ? criteria ? – should be tackled . More Specifically – time . The longer you wait to go public with a silence in the past , the harder it is to go public.———————————3rd letter
Pre – Viz or long word pre – visualization … Part of strategy ? I don’t Know. It’s Just something I thought of. So important to Lucas, he hired Speilberg For Pre-viz
This is what’s going to happen…” What did you think about Tony’s ideas ? ” I agree with sports and hobbies. I didn’t really think about mass technology part Yet , go with that first … I Like his gov’t food coupons …
When I generated my comic book idea , I hit a few dead ends . It became clearer and instead of continuing down the wrong path , I “ Re – started ” my computer.
What is the point of this letter ? So the gov’t made mistakes in the recent past . So what ?
Don’t do it again . YOU LEARNED a little , didn’t you ?
I’m not familiar with strategy concepts and teachings . I Just wrote and wrote – it came naturally to me ( and generated more ideas ). As a Job search .
I prefer to work freelance , but I’d also Like to be put on the company payroll – something to tell my family. “ I got a Job ”. But , I cannot generate ideas all the time . It comes and goes.
Do you Know how important good ideas or sound advice is ? Do you Know how much military money you could’ve saved by using my middle east strategy ( letter 1 ) in Iraq ?
Every idea I generate put a price tag on it . It saves you $ and motivates me . You want me to initiate ? No , I prefer the Ebay approach . Hint : I work for cheap.
Maybe I’ll buy an old Disney movie on Ebay – or…or…or…or
Homeland Defense – “ Look inward ”, Pres Bush said. Did you mean Focus ? I’ve never heard that before – as part of strategy . At least , I got you thinking about strategy ( GooD THING , also unappreciated ).
My internet final solution is pretty solid , isn’t it ? You had a little time to analyze . Not gonna change is it ? Re-create I mean . MAJOR Advice AFFECTING SO MANY.————————————- 3rd letter
I advise that a similar letter be read by many in the gov’t . or as it is immediately to top brass.
STEP 1 Re-type letters word For word . Make the font bigger . Double check accuracy is going too far , should be standard procedure . on hard disk too
STEP 2 Discuss my letters in the WH.
STEP 3 ? Implement some of my more solid ideas now.
STEP 4 ? Edit my letters . concise or hide sensitive info.
STEP 5 ? Widen the base outward . Simple matter of distributing my letters to “ Think Tanks ”. Fellow strategists.
Major – How to conquer the Middle East in letter 1.
State of Mind Theory in Letter 2 – certainly helps to unlock mysteries about the Middle East , Hezbollah , DOESN’T IT ? maybe ?
Major – Internet is important enough.
Analyze my analysis . Minor : Food Stamps – Food, not money . correct ? A Flaw ? consistently good ideas… Fans Assist AC . Look Like Windmills . big eco.
I proved that there is room for propaganda and strategy and maybe understanding growth ( THESE means gov’t should be concerned – big ones too ) and refinement . I wonder why it takes you so long to tackle the un-controlled internet in particular. or Fans …… Food stamps not too obvious.
I see and understand your efforts by your actions ( Shadow , Build plan . Ready ! ) . You Jews try hard. Try less hard and more brainpower.
You Jews are very cautious . Hollywood lied very slowly at 1st . + Seeds of men mingle Slowly at 1st . Sometimes I pity you. Not really ……. But in a “desperate” sort of Way
I’ve been away for awhile ( between letters 1 , 2 + the gap in time for this one # 3 ) writing strategy letters to the KKK. I may show you what I wrote to them – Later – Just to further prove my strategy skills to you .
You owe me FF Fans Food Stamp ? + others ( Sports ?, INTERNET, crank…). Show me a little. and I’ll show you more strategic ideas .
I saved the best for last . You might guess one of them , but I doubt the other. Maybe I’m bluffing . More ? Prepare to be blown away .
It’s not Fair but I learned at Triarc , you must trust the company because the company can’t trust you . But if I’m not compensated , I won’t think anymore than what I already thought up.
April 27, 2013 What good is it For me to Keep these strategic ideas ? Almost all were generated after my 1st letter dated August 5 , 2012.
My Fourth and last letter dated April 10, 2013. In between 1 – 4 , I’ve been busy writing strategic letters to the KKK and a Twilight Zone movie script Why mention that ? As a reference should you desire to try to get a clearer picture of me.
I was motivated to try to get a Job when I wrote to the gov’t . In doing so , I accidentally , over time , discovered that there is room for improvement in both the KKK and the gov’t’s strategies . Shame on both of you . ——————————– 4th letter
April 10, 2013 cc: CNN + Plain Dealer , Ad Council DC , NY , Atlanta , Chicago cc: WH, AIPAC DC, Homeland D , ADL OH , DC , NY , FBI DC, OH, EPA Sustain , DOE
To “ the government ”: This is my 4th letter , entitled “ Antichrist Letter ”. The following is not a coherent or developed strategic plan – s. Just Like yours.
How about a renovation at the strategic level ? Blatant mistakes were committed ( especially in the relatively recent ) past , some of which cannot be corrected in the future .
An anti – gov’t cancer exists in Saudi Arabia and because of internet . No amount of strategy can Kill it – unless you Kill everyone – I think .
Wrong strategy – Let cancer grow. Clean it up later With SWAT and prisons.
Let’s not forget the good – Seawolf sub plot , destroy a tank before China can get their hands on it , etc. etc. not just China . Yet , China itself , is a potential mistake waiting to happen . Why help in the 1st place ?
But as Bible says , “ He ( Anti – Christ ) will be a master of strategy . He will succeed in all that he does ”…I believe you will succeed in efforts to reconstruct strategy. Good luck
It tooK him time , but King David Knew one of his advisors was LiKe taking advice from God ”. He gave the correct advice ( go now ) , but someone secretly working for David gave the wrong advice ( WAIT ), and made a convincing argument . All the advisors bit !
Lesson – Just because correct advice is given , doesn’t mean it will be heeded . But how did David discern he was good ? He was a good Judge of ��character ?
Strategy # 1 Related : and also mind boggling . CAN UNDERSTANDING BE TAUGHT ? This understanding is something I Know little about. maybe funding some experiments at colleges could help you gain insight .
Again , according to the Bible – He ( Anti – Christ ) will understand darK sentences …I believe you will succeed once again . I don’t Know what dark sentences means.
Primarily sight and sound. Body language ? Tone and speed of voice . Playing offense – asking questions . Correct himself means he is lying . Inconsistencies ? Re-phrase the same question.
But if you teach them , they may get Wise to tactics . This understanding is something I haven’t thought about to any degree , but it could give you a Tactical EDGE , especially in DIPLOMACY.
Strategy # 2 A hierarchy. The one who makes that decision should be the best . She should Know how it all fits together. or a system. A meeting . Under certain criteria .
If ideas are too numerous , have staffers decide . A FILTER. or as you say “1st Responders”. How else are good ideas going to reach the WH ? Easy access. This letter can be an “ acid test ”. Training could help – identify.
Borrowing a Roman strategy , perhaps filters can be scared – Kill soldiers who fall asleep on watch duty. FBI will investigate. “ How would they Know ? ” the filter may think ? create doubt in his mind – post office checks mail from time to time.
When I worked at Triarc , Mistic Dark Teas was unknown to me. Hence, when I eventually generated an Arab bottle with a long sipping spout idea , it was too late to implement it – unlike propaganda , I am not familiar with your strategies . it impedes me from generating ideas.
Take propaganda for example – to help generate ideas , info would be required . Education , military , gay . Past examples help in the learning process. Doesn’t it destroy the purpose once tactics are understood ? Like understanding . You don’t want them to Know it is propaganda . We are being lied to by Hollywood.
Strategy # 3 Another idea – as I was freely writing , I thought it Would help if I could see more and more , Like how Wikipedia exploded – help me to see the big picture clearer. I Started the 3rd and 4th letter With a skeleton and added onto it later – FREELY.
Put it on-Line ? Keep adding to big STRATEGY PLAN ( Make a map ). Then subtract and edit . Growth and refinement. For now , I advise that you focus on growth ( Strategy Plan or training ? ), not so much Fine tuning ( hierarchy ). When you say growth do you mean Teaching or the Strategy Plan ? I don’t Know What I mean , but the Plan for sure.
You should Focus on this decentralized strategy first. OUTWARD, THEN IN – and out again and so Forth . After you do some things – Keep going outward for Awhile. Eventually to mid level , maybe all employees. In stages as things become clearer.
It leads to greater understanding . Knowledge builds on Knowledge . HE Fans Led to HE bulbs . Hand crank shredder Led to hand crank other . it took time for me to see more propaganda.
How do you balance the need for secrecy With the decentralized teaching approach ? Hmm ? I’m not familiar With your strategies.
SUPER STRATEGY # 4 TEACHING. PEOPLE CAN BE TAUGHT TO THINK STRATEGICALLY. Why would I give you an idea that could create more competition for me ? I Like this idea more than any other. it should allow you to tap ideas from your vast pool of human resources , and put me out of work. Not that I’m working for you .
INNER: those in the inner circle could be electronically connected. How WiKipedia exploded . I prefer the PLAN With HTML Links . I think communication among strategists would be important while growth occurs . How did WiKipedia start ?
Two prong approach – those powerful in the inner circle taught to think more strategically . Read my 3rd lessons letter – again . Sharpen their swords .
Who dares to bother the powers that be ? It can be taught , can’t it ? Rodney Dangerfield says “ Back to school ! ”
OUTER INNER: Who would that include ? Keep pushing out. How ? Less sensitive info ? I don’t Know. ALL: A continuing letter-s. other types of training – how to work with other agencies . Sharing info.
could Lie – NEA ( not gov’t ) promotes education. Any ideas ? one Way is to present it as a case example , Like I did at Akron University – Taking Words out and supplementing Them.
could tell the truth – Recently we changed Food Stamps . can you employees think of any Ways of improving gov’t programs ? Then there will be many silly ideas . Need filters.
Is there a Way to draw ideas from the general public ? Caribou coffee once had a contest. Why they Like it. Words from a Few people were printed on cups . Hold contests ? Maybe offer a reward if it leads to…
STRATEGY # 5 BEAUTY AS STRATEGY !
Hint : Irish Brit are beautiful. Roberta Pedon was not Latvian . She was Irish . Tina Small . BooBS
Joke – I heard the Mossad spends months – trying to figure out what the right bait is . Why not hire women with big boobs ? can’t Go wrong most of the time anyway.
LiKe in movie ThanK You For SmoKing – irish Type. World class Tits … Reporter trying to get privileged info is not relevant ?
Physical appearance matters – Clothes noble Wig , Race – blend in With enemy , Trojan Horse Paper Tiger . Strange – Anti – christ ? “ King of “ Fierce countenance ”.
oF all the ideas I have generated in my Life , I’d say this ( THESE ) strategic WH , or Triarc Gimmick contract ( Later Free Will , Free Choice , Free Stuff – Pepsi did – Fit perfectly ) was best.
When I initially came up With Triarc idea, it was Just a vague concept. CEO told me “Hmm… interesting ”. Long story , but he wanted it !
Another minor , but solid 1 for Triarc + my comic booK – not great , but consistently good enemies. In a competitive field – beverages and comics .
People can be taught to think strategically Was already written . Later , I came to the growing realization that I had stumbled ( accidentally ) upon People can be taught to understand. I Knew I had strucK gold !
Grand slams are rare ( TMNT , but not April o ’Neal , KC ) ( Spiderman 2, but not 3 ), but I hit 2. Star Wars , Empire Strikes BacK – bacK to bacK. Yet , consistent solid ideas is the Key to gauging a quarterback . basic Fans , Food stamps , etc .
I came up with almost all of these strategic ideas long ago , but not before my 1st letter . I admit I saved these teaching ones for last – I don’t want competition . I may generate more . Depends on whether I am compensated and how much you improve .
Remember how I began ( letters 1 – 3 ) ? I did not have to, but I proved that there is room for improvement . I am not familiar With your strategies , so I might switch back to propaganda in the future . It has some value at least , as long as it is related to sound strategy .
Put in a good word For me in the WH . And I’ll put in a word for my brother – he has a tiny advertising company also.
To the one who initially reads this , the critical “ 1st Responder ” as you say . Please see to it that this letter reaches the oval office – your boss . I sent out quite a Few.
……….I think the gov’t will LiKe this “ Antichrist ” letter – could even lead to fulfillment of end time prophecy. Sincerely , Tony
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More – edited – letters I Wrote in the past …
Imagine my surprise when 2 FBI agents visited me in early August 2013 – Is this what I get for trying to help the gov’t ?
Like I told them , if I thought my letters didn’t have potential , I wouldn’t be pursuing the matter and Keep mailing ( trying to reach the gov’t ) . Page 1 of 3
I want you to Know that I developed these pretty good ideas . Isn’t that what business people do in Life – try to get credit where credit is due . To me , the image is Worth a Few stamps . Did I explain ? I don’t want to be “ used ”.
As one of the agents advised me to try the DoE ( Fan idea ) , I told him I already did , but I’ll try again . Both nodded and agreed – it is a good idea . Page 2 of 3
………….. He wasn’t sure , but another thing I discussed with an FBI agent was my Food stamp Flaw . He told me the Romans threw silver out to people , but it didn’t Work very Well and that bread was distributed only in Rome .
………….. So , I’m sending this to the Dept of Agriculture also . I told the agents that I thought my letters had great potential . They were skeptical.
………….. The good thing is – Now I Know that someone is taking a serious Look at my letters , instead of the usual silent non-response ( and making me Wonder )
……… I am so sure that my Arab is a state of mind theory is correct that I Will *guarantee* it.
The bad thing is , the Men in Black visit scared me . Page 3 of 3 ———————————————————— August 1 , 2013 Dear Prime Minister To – Netanyahu , Peres Peace House , Jerusalem Post = Israel gov’t ? ———————————————————— August 19 , 2013 continued – Whites were not prepared and had to go back home and get their guns during Tulsa … After the blood donation scandal , Israeli police Were unprepared for violent demonstrations by the Ethiopian Jews .
I Read in Haaretz July 18 , 2013 – “ Public Security Minister warns against major protests over Bedouin relocation plans ”… A violent state of mind . Potentially dangerous.
Race crosses national boundaries . Blacks in Western Africa and America are proud of obama . Refugees from Somalia , Eritrea tried to Flee into Israel , even though they are not Jews . ———————————————————— President Bush once said , “ it is better to engage the enemy over here , rather than on our own home turf , backyard ”.
The purpose of strategy is to Win . current strategy places troops in Iraq and Afghanistan , Just Like Soviet occupation or Vietnam . A no-Win situation.
To – Ministry of Immigrant Absorption and Health , Isha L’ Isha also
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I Wrote a TWilight Zone remake movie script . It is super duper long . I did not send it to anyone out of Fear they Will steal it . Nor completely finish it . Good ideas in it for TV . Anyone Who Wants to see it ? Will you give me a job ?
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