#but anything involving venom is just not specific enough to bees and feels more associated with snakes in fiction
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A Fine Chain
UPDATE: Chapter 14/?
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Beta: @gallifreyburning
Relationships: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Light Dom/sub, Power Imbalance, Royalty, Slavery, Collars, Leashes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Don’t copy to another site, Dark
Summary: Caine Wise, disgraced ex-Skyjacker and convicted criminal, is suddenly inducted into the service of the enigmatic Queen Nea-Seraphi, mysterious new Recurrence and puzzle to the Entitled social circle. While figuring out the boundaries of his new station, worrying about his old commander, and nursing old wounds from his court martial, Caine finds himself slowly being drawn into the confidence of his royal employer. What could Her Majesty possibly want with a defective splice?
In which the queen is in peril, royal wardrobes are dismantled, and Caine experiences some tribulations.
The wonderful @zahnie has made a PLAYLIST for this fic!!!! Go check it out immediately!
#a fine chain#jupiter ascending#ja fic#jupiter ascending fic#caine wise#jupiter jones#y'all have NO IDEA how petty and disappointed I felt when I couldn't find a better name for the Bee Gun (TM)#like...they ALREADY used the best name so i had to come up with another name#but anything involving venom is just not specific enough to bees and feels more associated with snakes in fiction#and looking at all the weird anatomy charts was giving me very yonic vibes for some reason#however this is nowhere near the weirdest rabbit hole i have gone down for fic research#not even the weirdest rabbit hole where the end result was a single line or words#AND ALSO IT TOOK FOURTEEEEEEEN CHAPTERS for caine to even be able to verbalize the fact that he SHOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE THOUGHTS#i'm so proud of the Good Boy for hitting that milestone. I shall be Hurrying Him Along This Path don't you worry#part of the fun of pacing is that I realize it doesn't seem like a long time to ME bc i'm actually very far ahead of where i'm posting#but to the READERS it will feel like a while and to CAINE he doens't get to do time skips like we do#so the pacing isn't as wonky as I fear it is...i hope#everyone thank gallifreyburning bc TRULY...without her this would not exist
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I got bored and answered one of those 100-questions things so if you ever wanted to know a stupid amount of useless information about me read on, otherwise enjoy whatever content is in the next post!
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify
is your room messy or clean? my room is a mess, the rest of the apartment is pretty clean
what color are your eyes? brown
do you like your name? why? its grown on me. I used to get teased a lot in school “hey Ariel, where’s your best friend Flounder??” but now I work on Disney property and it’s on my name tag so I get to make a lot of kids (and adults) happy
what is your relationship status? been dating a small mess of a person for 4 years, whom I love dearly
describe your personality in 3 words or less basically a cat
what color hair do you have? brown, or like a really dirty blonde if I spend enough time in the sun
what kind of car do you drive? color? a black 2013 hyundai accent hatchback (named Jazz)
where do you shop? where I shop: target, forever21, H&M, BoxLunch, Garage where I’d LIKE to shop: ModCloth, ASOS
how would you describe your style? I once bought an oversized Polariod windbreaker and I wear it everywhere I can??? I also love passive aggressive crop tops (”no thanks”) I wore it to a mandatory meeting at work at 9am and any time my managers asked me a question I just pointed to my shirt. So idk that should tell you something
favorite social media account I think I enjoy Instagram and Tumblr equally?
what size bed do you have? queen
any siblings? one full brother (5 years younger), one half brother on my dad’s side (13 years younger), and one half sister on my mom’s side (18 years younger).
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? idk because I haven’t traveled anywhere I’d actually like to live. I love the idea of living northwest US (Seattle, Portland) or in NZ or like Scotland or somewhere with beautiful scenery but like...never been so can’t say for sure?
favorite snapchat filter? flower crown
favorite makeup brand(s) NYX is pretty much all I use but I also do like bare minimum with my makeup
how many times a week do you shower? typically every other day unless I’m super gross
favorite tv show? too hard. Steven Universe, Game of Thrones, A:TLA, and Adventure Time?
shoe size? 7-8 depending on who makes them
how tall are you? smol. Like 5′3″ or so?
sandals or sneakers? sneakers, unless going somewhere involving water and/or sand
do you go to the gym? nah. I’m up and down stairs at least 20 times a day, usually while carrying stuff. that’s my exercise.
describe your dream date sitting in front of the Ocean Voyager exhibit at the Georgia Aquarium all day. like literally that’s it. and my date lets me without asking to move on, and ideally enjoys it as much as I do.
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? uhhh like $25 because that’s how much you have to have to open a new bank account which I’ve been meaning to do for like two weeks now
what color socks are you wearing? not wearing any, but I was wearing shark socks all day
how many pillows do you sleep with? just one, super soft and squishy
do you have a job? what do you do? I'm a server at a restaurant in Disney Springs at Walt Disney World. Its challenging and often frustrating and stressful but I get to meet some really cool people so it evens out. (Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune was in last week, I didn’t ask him if I could buy a vowel because I have some dignity)
how many friends do you have? like true friends, would drop everything for me if I asked them / needed them to? I’d say 3. But my social group is like...maybe 10 people? That I actively try to hang out with semi regularly.
whats the worst thing you have ever done? I honestly don’t even know. I forgot a woman’s ketchup last week at work and apparently I ruined her entire Disney vacation so
whats your favorite candle scent? usually anything with jasmine, so long as it isn’t overpowering
3 favorite boy names Nathaniel, Sebastian, Milo
3 favorite girl names Riley, Maisie, Phoebe
favorite actor? robert downey jr probs
favorite actress? tessa thompson?
who is your celebrity crush? ugh. tom holland, tessa thompson, rdj?
favorite movie? Spirited Away or Howl’s Moving Castle
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to, before I worked at a bookstore. For some reason that killed my love for reading. But favorite books were the Bartimaeus Trilogy and Abarat.
money or brains? brains
do you have a nickname? what is it? Skip (long story short, its a Cabin Pressure reference because I’ve always wanted to be a pilot)
how many times have you been to the hospital? for myself? 5? maybe 6?
top 10 favorite songs in no particular order Evolve by Phoria Put ‘Em Up by Priority Cleopatra by The Lumineers Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man Miracle by CHVRCHES Dissolve by Absofacto Taro by alt-J Lavender by Two Door Cinema Club Dinosaurs by The Maccabees Ambling Alp by Yeasayer
do you take any medications daily? nope
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) ehh a bit on the oily side
what is your biggest fear? losing the ones I love
how many kids do you want? NONE ZERO NADA ZIP ZILCH FUCK NO
whats your go to hair style? pull it back, messy bun if possible
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) a p small apartment (but not tiny, I think it’s like 800-900 sq ft)
who is your role model? Steve Irwin
what was the last compliment you received? a guest at one of my tables told me I looked like one of the recent Bond girls
what was the last text you sent? bailing on a few friends who were going to Blizzard Beach because I was exhausted from having my dad in town for the last two days so I wanted to sleep
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? like 2 or 3. not very old
what is your dream car? realistic? a nice Subaru or Audi. Maybe a Tesla unrealistic? bugatti veyron
opinion on smoking? cigarettes? ew gross not around me also poor life choices weed? don’t care, just not around me please and thanks my other half is allergic
do you go to college? I did, graduated two years ago, still haven’t done anything with my life / degree
what is your dream job? anything working directly with animals, especially marine mammals, big cats, or non-venomous reptiles
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? big city. right in the middle of it.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? not usually, I have specific stuff I use for my hair that’s a lot nicer than the stuff at hotels
do you have freckles? not like a ton but yeah
do you smile for pictures? if I feel like it? also depends on who’s taking the picture
how many pictures do you have on your phone? I’d say somewhere in the realm of like 650-800?
have you ever peed in the woods? yep, used to go camping a lot as a kid
do you still watch cartoons? hell yeah, I usually prefer them to anything else. Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Voltron, A:TLA, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends...that shit is my jam
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mmmm Wendys but I usually don’t get c nugs from anywhere
Favorite dipping sauce? chick fil a sauce or ranch
what do you wear to bed? just underwear
have you ever won a spelling bee? no but I came close in middle school
what are your hobbies? not many tbh. I have a few reptiles that I take care of. I collect / trade Disney pins. I love swimming but don’t do it all that often. Uhhh...seeing how many times I can ride Kilamonjaro Safari in a row before the cast members begin to judge me?
can you draw? not really, no
do you play an instrument? nope, I can’t even read music and I can barely hum
what was the last concert you saw? uhhhh...I think Death Cab for Cutie and CHVRCHES?
tea or coffee? tea
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks for drinks, Dunkin for food (donutssssss)
do you want to get married? yeah, eventually. I told the SO that ideally before I’m 30 and that we’re not having a wedding but we’re gonna elope instead because fuck weddings I don’t have the money for that or the patience to plan it
what is your crush’s first and last initial? not really a crush but more of a “current-and-potentially-forever life partner” but DU
are you going to change your last name when you get married? no idea. D wants to change their last name but idk if they’d take mine or they’d just change it to their middle name and then I’d take that? honestly it doesn’t really matter to me each way so long as I don’t get their current last name (because of bad associations)
what color looks best on you? no idea honestly. I prefer dark, muted blues?
do you miss anyone right now? my parents and siblings, and two of my best friends
do you sleep with your door open or closed? open, otherwise the cats would never let us sleep
do you believe in ghosts? nah, not really. I grew up in a town that had a bunch of history and by extension ghost stories, so it was more a part of “tourist culture” than something that seemed legitimate to me
what is your biggest pet peeve? I never know until someone starts doing it around me. but uhhhh I hate loud chewers, people that refuse to even try to see your side of an argument, and when you’re sitting somewhere in public like on a bench or something and there’s plenty of other empty seating options nearby and yet someone comes up and sits RIGHT NEXT TO YOU nope you know what that’s it I fucking hate that and it happens to me all the time at Disney
last person you called` I think my mom?
favorite ice cream flavor? cookies and cream, unless I’m at one of those places where you can basically make your own flavor in which case I will ALWAYS do a rose-infused ice cream with pistachios
regular oreos or golden oreos? please don’t make me choose
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow!
what shirt are you wearing? not wearing one ;)
what is your phone background? just a basic stock photo of some ferns. kinda boring but I like simple backgrounds
are you outgoing or shy? its pretty even but if I had to say one over the other I’m probably slightly more outgoing than I am shy.
do you like it when people play with your hair? only people I know and allow. don’t just come up and start playing with my hair unless you KNOW that I’d be okay with it
do you like your neighbors? haven’t met them! we moved in like a month ago but we still haven’t seen anyone that lives on our floor
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? if I remember, but honestly I’m really bad about doing it unless I’m in the shower in which case it’s every time I take a shower
have you ever been high? nope
have you ever been drunk? sadly no. I have a ridiculously high natural alcohol tolerance, so I get sick to my stomach before I can even manage tipsy.
last thing you ate? pizzaaaaaaa
favorite lyrics right now idek and that’s a lot of effort so sorry here’s me “free pass” I’m using it on this question next
summer or winter? ugh winter always I can’t stand the heat there’s only so many layers you can take off
day or night? night
dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk or white. milk for straight eating, white for flavoring other things
favorite month? october
what is your zodiac sign leo!
who was the last person you cried in front of? my significant other
#I was bored#fite me#in case anyone ever wanted to know what I do for a living#or what my favorite songs are#or what color my eyes are#now you know
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