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99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏
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Amateur Boxing, Photo by Carl Mydans, 1955
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okay but I actually do really wanna read about a situation where Bruce calls Aquaman in to the Cave to interrogate a fish from Gotham Harbor who was a possible witness in one of his investigations.
Arthur rocks up, squints at the fish, and then says “You know I can’t talk to fish, right? I just made that shit up when Barry asked me.”
Bruce:
Arthur:
Bruce:
Arthur: “Okay you got me, I’m just fucking with you, man. He said he saw your perp going north in a speedboat, twin engines, didn’t stop for a while.”
Bruce:
Arthur: “And also he likes your filtration system a lot.”
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TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”
via ift.tt
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Qiongyao celadon邛窑青瓷, a type of high-fired greenware from the Qiong kilns (Sichuan, Tang-Song Dynasty), known for its teal-green glaze and folk-style motifs. (cr 白行简bai xingjian)
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i’m having an aneurysm
#Batman#Gotham is UNREAL AND I FUCKING LOVE IT. this is VITAL to any depiction of Batman. Gotham has just got to be the most nutso whole hog city#you have to imagine Gotham as Bruce’s eternal love and that he is trying to MATCH HER FREAK#so WHATEVER VERSION OF BRUCE WAYNE you imagine - his Gotham has to be at LEAST as unhinged as he is if not MORE#this is born of - you guessed it! the Batman TAS rewatch I am gleefully wallowing in#and I swear - for a city that has SO MANY themed villains they sure do allow a WHOLE LOT of shenanigans (SEE ABOVE)#despite the joker being a well known rogue they hired a PREEXISTING COMPANY called KRAZY KLOWN KATERING#for a POLICE BALL HONORING GORDON. AND THEN THEY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THE JOKER JUMPED OUT OF THE CAKE#also like…a MILLION abandoned carnivals and theme parks for joker and Harley to live in#and ALSO an ABSNDONED THEATER CALLED JANUS THEATER#again - despite two face being very visibly around#HIRING A PREEXISTING CLOWN COMPANY FOR A GOTDAM CHILD’S BIRTHDAY#and then being SURPRISED WHEN THE CLOWN TURNS OUT TI HE THE JOKER#there are countless more examples but those are just the most hilarious ones#Gotham is ABSOLUTELY the most scary grimdark hellmouth place you can imagine#where a shadow with wings and a tombstone voice can materialize out of alleys to fight crime#and Gotham is ALSO a city whose favorite son is a man in a bat costume#and some GOTDAM BORED TEEN IN A COWL CAN ASK IF YOU WANT TO JOKERIZE THOSE FRIES#I have this post somewhere deep in my Batman tag. it was about uma Thurman poison ivy#and they were saying that Gotham is a city where you become the outward manifestation of your trauma#where your insides have to be on your outsides and often there is glitter involved#and that has just stuck with me forever#jokerize those fries. I would be on the evening news. KILLED MY SON.#ILL JOKERIZE YOUR CEO
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's my understanding that in the criminal underworld, only two things are really widely known about Parker:
Parker is insane
Parker is a world-famous thief—the Parker
No one really knows what she looks like, who she works for, or even that she is a she.
So may I suggest "The 101 Parkers Job":
There's a global job so huge and so important that it behooves the Leverage crew to split up and convince many, many marks that the person they're dealing with is the Parker. Obviously, Parker can only be in place at a time, so this includes the usual suspects—Eliot, Hardison, Sophie, Harry, and Breanna—plus lots of members of Leverage International as well as some surprise faces, including Maggie, Quinn, McSweeten, Tara, and Sterling (and that's just the tip of the iceberg), all pretending to be Parker. For one glorious episode, they are all Parker, embodying all of the weirdness and skill that entails to the best of their abilities, guided by comms in the most chaotic job possible.
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Victoria De Angelis on the RUSH! World Tour (2023)
Mammamia in Buenos Aires, Argentina | video: badluckjuani
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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)
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don't let this flop. monty python watchers what phrases have had the most impact on your lexicon. for me it's "what's all this then" and "other than that, perfectly normal"
#GOD it’s fucking hard to pick#Monty python#as a whole ass 10 year old who got my info on the movie secondhand#‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries’ ruled our playground trash talk#for a while it was ‘oh LORD- BLESS THIS THY HAND GRENADE’#for very unfortunate reasons lately it’s been ‘YOU SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?!’
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Period-/Fantasyfilms + dancing
MARIE ANTOINETTE (2006)
CRIMSON PEAK (2015)
LITTLE WOMEN (1994)
KAMA SUTRA: A TALE OF LOVE (1996)
THE UGLY STEPSISTER (2025)
EXCALIBUR (1981)
ANNA KARENINA (2012)
SINNERS (2025)
LEGEND (1985)
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004)
EMMA (2020)
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (1997)
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Fish Pond 🐟 - ig | bsky | x | coms | kofi | prints
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