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p-antalons · 2 years ago

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obsessed with how after they get drafted they really just have all these 18 year olds holding up the amount of fingers of the number they got drafted at it’s so goofy

#no one:#whichever guy just got drafted first: ☝️🥰🫶#just thinking of this bc when we were waiting to get our class ranks yesterday #one of the girls was like lmao what if we just held up the amount of fingers as our rank #which would be hilarious #but also so douchey

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whoblewboobear · 1 year ago

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Americory fully just proves the hot girl/plain guy theory bc if you’re a dude that’s just a decent human being, that wins over superficial things more often than not 🤷🏾

#they’re both huge fuckin nerds that are on the same wavelength so that REALLY helps #but Cory’s just a good guy #I don’t think America is settling for him either like she’s down bad and I get it #Cory is v cute #like 👀 I would gladly date a Cory over a [insert buff conventionally attractive douchey hg] any day #but I also LOVE weird looking dudes so idkidkidk #my thirst isn’t not limited but anything truly #bb25

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pinene · 9 months ago

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Girls how do you react when a guy compliments you when you think he's cute vs when you just think he's nice..

the other day i was in a bookstore with my buddy and as we were leaving I told the cashier I liked her necklace and she kind of giggled and said thank you and I thought it was just like a cute little moment and then when we walked out my bud was like "wow she's soooo into you" and I was like... no oh my god that's just how girls act when you compliment them... but now i'm like. Oh mybe that's cuz they think I'm cute..

#sorry i grew up chubby and hairy at a time when the zeitgeist for straight women was to be into like #0% body fat hairless douchey e boys #so i just internalized that i am unattractive to them and am thus completely oblivious #but i think now they're all wanting like... guys who are visually very butch while also not taking themselves too seriously about it

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b1gwings · 11 months ago

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doodles from tonight's dnd session :]

#bonk the kenku #my art #there's doomed yuri in my dnd game #everything is fucked and im so sad about them #i finally got to play tonight after like a month #btw for context bonk wild magic surged and shrunk 9 inches... they used to be 5 feet tall and now they're 4 foot 3....#stry (our warlock) is like 5'3"... she tried to lean on Bonk and was seriously not expecting how far she had to recline #which was the funniest thing that happened in the session...... because the rest of it was sad as fuck.......#stry's “gf” is getting married to some DOUCHEY NOBLE WEIRDO. i hate him forever #also someone got stabbed at the party we were at lol #celebrating varja & jasper's marriage EWWWW #id in alt #BTW??? I FUCKING FORGOT VARJA'S ELF EARS LOL #WHATEVER

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spideyhexx · 3 months ago

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okay need everyone to listen to my dream I had on melatonin after an anxious night because im crying laughing and need yall to go through this with me;

had a dream Tom posted three consecutive things in a row and one of them was a magazine photoshoot that was very surfer lazy boy GRIMY vibes but it was kinda awful cause he had slightly longer hair and it was straightened (like literally think early 2000s emo) and it looked weird😔

think one of the other posts was with friends and then the last post was another pic from a magazine photoshoot that was black and white and then he changed his profile pic to it.

his insta bio changed and i can’t remember exactly what it said but it sounded like soooo douchey but it had to do with him launching some sort of thing that I think had to do with video editing??? The best vibe I can explain it as was like “yk if you fuck with it follow this😎🤘 —> (account name)”

Then I remember looking further into some things and he was following people but it was all DND related stuff and I was like oh he’s a nerd

Then I woke up ! :,)

MELATONIN!!!

#this is also my attempt to distract myself #am pretty sure the man was launching a fucking discord #I just remember being baffled and like why does he sound douchey😭😭😭#and I was like he’s not falling off that hard????#but then smth else seemed like he was raising money for vfx artists and video editors so i was like ????#anyways #kit talks

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munch-mumbles · 8 months ago

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ive been a little upset about it all night so i need to write out all the things that happened at work today and are bugging me so i can TRY to get it out of my head and actually RELAX bc i just keep pacing in circles around it instead of just accepting it and moving on

#for context i was working frying chicken today. ok so i arrive and literally all the chicken out expires within ten minutes of each other #meanwhile to remake everything takes about an hour 20 #tried my best to get everything out and replaced and make sure i have enough of everything and then take my break bc with chicken there are #few narrow windows to take your break in you have very little control over when it is #get back and while im getting ready for my next fry one of the assistant leaders comes back and passive aggressively asks 'everything ok?'#and when i say yeah shes starts saying how shes 'just checking' because apparently i didnt have enough chicken out for her liking and went #on about how we're in a chicken drive (I KNOW. I WORK CHICKEN SHE NEVER HAS.)#etc etc. i just say ok and she leaves #like 20 minutes later she comes fucking back to rag on me again about how i need to choose my break times better and i need to have more #chicken out there as back up (extremely difficult bc there is literally only so much room in the fryers. the batches i usually make already #nearly completely fill them up) blah blah and then when i try to explain how i WAS making pretty big batches people are just snatching them #up fast she keeps trying to walk out the door right away and keeps stopping and looking over her shoulder to just stare at me while i try t #finish my sentence #and she just. doesnt say anything in response when i do finish she just leaves #so clearly she didnt want a conversation she just wanted to rag on me #then later for cleanup the timing of everything just kept lining up inconveniently so i kept having to get in and out of raw cleaning gear #and slowing myself down and i end up having to stay almost 15 minutes late to finish cleaning #during cleaning i have to go grab a key to the back door to take out my trash and this one coworker i have was standing in the way of the #door. i say excuse me and she just stares at me and goes huh?#and i say i need a key and she barely moves out of the way without responding and she has a look like im bothering her #why are you acting like im being douchey. i just need a key. thats something she does a lot she acts like im inconveniencing her by asking #basic favors . ive stopped asking her to help me open the back door (sometimes needed if i also have raw garbage to take out and therefore #cant touch the key myself) for some reason she takes it upon herself to almost completely close the door after i walk out so when i come #back i have to awkwardly use my foot to reach around and pull the door open #ive asked her before not to do it and she just ignored me #GRAH GRAH. and then like i said in my last rb i realized while i was drivign home i forgot to wash a damn pan #im mostly worried about it because ive forgotten a couple times in the past too . in my defense its a pan i personally dont use but it just #gets left behind from first shift sometimes and then second shifters end up having to make sure its clean #im just irritateddd and im mad im worried about it all. its all little things piling up on each other #LOL I WROTE A LOT MORE BUT THE REST GOT CUT OUT IG I HIT A TAG LIMIT. tumblr voice ok dude quit your bitching !!

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familiarache · 8 months ago

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what if i make a playlist but its literally just 'u/ryu pining after hime and ichi'

#out.#also i feel like this is a uhhh hilarious thing to state but #when i first started writing on tumblr in 2011 #my very first rp blog ever. was in a b/leach rpg #and it was r/yuken #so my uhhh thing for tall douchey guys w glasses and also white haired bitches has uhhh never left #neither did my thing for gingers tbh #started w his dad and now im here lmao #what tf was i even in 2011 i think i was like.... fifteen or some shit #iiiiiiiiii cant do math lol #bibis knew me tho #on og site we shall not name anymore #not on tumbs #i think the second b/leach char i wrote the longest for was actually l/oly #bc none of the rpgs i joined EVER had u/ryu free but he was all i rly wanted and i didnt join the indie scene rly until after i mostly #stopped writing manga stuff for the most part #i had a bl/each oc tho that shall remain not mentioned bc teen me was absolutely the worst but like #idk i might remake her at some point #and just be less absolutely a fucking menace bs teenager abt it lMAO anyways--

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syrips · 1 year ago

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my ex: omg youre only dating me because i act like strahd

my current partner / future husband: i bought you a strahdbucks cup, a strahd funko pop; hey let's read ravenloft books together

#the ex was literally projecting because he was cheating on me and thats the worst he could come up with to attempt to be the victim #i literally responded to that ex with 'you're too stupid to be strahd'#which is a double roast cuz strahd is pretty dumb himself so like buddy educate yourself #also who actually compares themselves to a douchey villain??#like if i was dating you cuz you act like strahd youre just calling urself out wtf LO #that ex is so wild good riddance

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kindnessoverperfection · 1 year ago

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wild how the more i'm working on recovery. the more i realize how fucking bad i miss her.

#which still feels kind of insane and embarrassing since i didn't technically know her myself #(my alter did. i however barely interacted with her.)#but she knew me. she fucking knew me and saw me. i've talked about this in earlier posts but that's still the main thing that hits me.#i feel like nobody else has ever ever known me like she has. i've never felt that seen. and she loved me. she cared about me. she knew what #was underlying my outwards appearance and behaviors. she saw it and loved and cared for it. and because she knew it so well she didn't take #anything personally. (again. not douchey behaviors. just like... bragging for example. or being guarded. idk)#also there's so many things we relate on? felt like i could connect with her better. i think she and i would have been friends.#i dont know it's just #with everyone else it feels like a fucking obligatory social game i need to navigate #say the right things. act in the right ways. present yourself in ways they'll understand and interpret well. blah blah #i'm not even going anywhere with this i just miss her so bad and i'm fucking lonely and want to be seen like that again but i don't think #it can ever happen. because i got to be 100% myself but it was in a safe way and that's how she grew to know and love me #but it wasn't ME who made that decision to be vulnerable. and it was through a specific way that can't be done again because i'm here now a #an alter so it's guarded. and i can't be selfish and demanding and fully myself here because system morals are too strong for that.#even if the aforementioned thing COULD happen again. i haven't seen anyone who cares and understands and sees so deeply like she does.#it's just #i don't know #i just want to be myself and loved and seen for who i am.#but instead it always just feels like i'm having to navigate and manage social expectations and That's It.#maybe i just need to be friends with another narcissist. so i dont have to fucking mask anymore. only concern is if i'm actually being #myself - i have a high pitched voice and talk fast and talk a lot and am kinda obnoxious and high energy and #attention-seeking and dislike being alone and. yeah. that's annoying to the majority of people. which is why i am Not myself around anyone

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chappell-roans · 1 year ago

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So Jason Sudeikis is allegedly dating 2 women simultaneously and they’re fighting over him on insta

Please send me receipts this is so fucking funny to me

#i think jason has some good roles but he's so fucking annoying to me sorr #asks #anonymous #i blame ted lasso everyone acts like he's fucking mr. rogers because of that and hes not lol #(i know nothing abt him btw i just get douchey vibes based on nothing except the olivia mess which btw was def also her fault)#it's truly based all on vibes!#like i think his character in like sleeping w other people is just like him #douchey but kinda funny but kinda offensive but cocky hot and exactly not my type #like if he werent an actor he'd be a finance bro #celeb talk

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satanfemme · 2 years ago

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my toxic male trait is that when I was 14 and went to a pretentious art school that hated children, I had a kind elderly art professor lady tell me that stealing art was great. and I never recovered.

#I also had a douchey 30-something professor tell me to mail photos of my art to myself in sealed envelopes so I would have dated proof that #those designs were mine just in case I ever needed to sue someone for stealing them from me. so like.#you get the idea of the kind of upbringing I had

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gogoartqueen · 2 years ago

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Iisten, joe fox forcing kathleen kelly to be her friend while she's sick, his friendly but forceful insistence that she let him stay put his flowers in a vase a vahhhse a vase and for her to sit down and THEN MAKING HIMSELF ENTIRELY AT HOME IN HER KITCHEN MAKING HER TEA ASKING IF SHE WANTS HONEY AND BUSYING HIMSELF WHILE SHE ASKS HIM ABOUT HIS BREAKUP LIKE HE IS MY HELEN OF TROY

#you've got mail #idk why i am so unhinged about this always #but this is so good it is like a cary grant-audrey kinda dynamic only in modern times 😭😭😭#and just him as a person and her as a person ahhhhhh how did she write them like this #he is also unhinged bc he peppers shiz he knows she cares about like pride and prejudice #like this is bordering on such douchey behavior but it isn't????#maybe that is also it #too bad he doesn't quote godfather at her again #too bad

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party-gilmore · 2 years ago

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There was a Category Six family situation going on across town that I could do nothing about and was struggling with my inability to affect meaningful change and just needed to inact Control over SOMETHING

And now I deeply regret not waiting the four hours for my mom to text and inform me it had downgraded to a Category Two situation

For I have unfortunately committed a Hair Tragedy

#don’t get me wrong I fucking LOVE a mullet #but alas I’m my Difficult Mental State I have gone juuuuuuuuust a bit too short on the sides to be able to correct while keeping ANY of the #length in back #and then over correcting going too short on the top also #so… in about a month it will be PERFECT #but in the meantime I look like a douchey redneck skinhead wannabe T.T

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rigginsstreet · 2 years ago

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you know how in new girl it was a thing that winston couldnt do pranks because he’d either go too small or go way overboard to the point of causing physical harm or something lmao but like thats exactly how i feel about writing conflict or people being mean like idk where the middle ground is like i just need for a character to be an annoying asshole but all that ever comes to my brain is “go for the jugular. bring up a dead mom or some shit” like idk how to casually be a dick lmfao

#like i have this scene i wanna write for a fic where some rando at a party (probably gonna make it jason) says some offhand shit to billy #and steve but like its not meant to be personal you know just some douchey comment #but all i can come up with is going straight for a hate crime lmfao and like surely there must be a step below that surely there must be #something else he could say to piss billy off but i cannot find it its not coming to me babes im sorry #in fairness to me it does gotta make billy want to fight #but again... that also doesnt take a lot so ....#i dont know these are the problems i face when writing anything ever

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bittwitchy · 3 months ago

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sometimes i wonder if ppl realize when u show them things u spent a lot of time working on and they just insult it and say shit like ‘oh i havent heard that artist i still recognized the lyrics of instantly in ages and im too adult for that now’ and essentially start insulting your work bc theyre too big and cool to not be an asshole, that like, theyre just being an asshole

#raiiot #tbd #like ‘oh yeah i couldnt keep looking at it bc im too mature to read lyrics by fl/orence w/elch or m/arina or’ like okay! great!#so youre saying im immature for enjoying them! and not the b/eatles like you! okay! great! im never showing you my work ever again!#unfortunately this is not a one off incident this is with multiple people most of whom ive cut off #like!!! ‘oh you could have used this by this instead’ great!!! i dont like them!!! but ill be nice and say okay and not insult your taste #because im not a prick!!! im so sorry you are!!!#funnily enough ONE of the ppl that have done this to me actually cut me off for finally telling them i have boundaries and they need to sto #crossing them lol. theres no reason to be douchey #its like when inwas learning rotoscoping and i showed like five friends and those five turned into four bc i was practicing on one fc #specifically and one of the friends was like ‘ugh i hate that character cant you practice ok someone else?’ like okay!!! this isnt about yo #and also!!! that character is my character!!! so u just hate me!!! thats great!!!#this is like an ongoijg thing in my whole life btw thatsvwhy i rarely share fanfic anymore too #too often ppl infiltrate my shit and insult me or my work bc they want something else and its like okay!!! do it yourself like i am!!!#my rarepair has nothing ur fan favorite pair has everything!!! go fuck yourself!!! thanks!!!

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shakshukagirl · 7 months ago

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drew gooden save me drew gooden

#dying his hair was such a good decision #i love him he's so funny and sarcastic but also earnest and real and not douchey and his videos have changed over the years #he's the only one from commentary youtube i still watch #also jarvis but less frequently now

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