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I’ll find a new place to be from

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day 19 of cellphonehippie’s 2024 prompt list: home

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faves from the macklin empty netters episode:

when they tried to get him to admit he's into cougars and he blurted out "i'm not saying anything but you should ask smitty about that"

king your media training omg.....

either didn't know jumbo's dick trick quote story OR decided to play dumb so that he could act like he didn't know it and the hosts could tell him the whole story again????

the hosts try to make him play fmk with chess pieces "because you're a big chess guy" but he doesn't remember the name of a single piece

"my little brother loves asking me to play chess.... i just wax him though" isn't that kid like literally 10

literally didnt know about his first goal until they shoved him to the front of the line and he was like ????? now hang on a minute

his evidence of jumbo being for the boys is just that jumbo loves playing fortnite and is on the couch playing fortnite all the time

long bizarre story about how the canadian u18 team got stuck in some sort of lair on a mountain in switzerland and he insists they were living in an area officially called "the dungeon" and only briefly escaping for burgers. but they couldn't say anything because sweden was there too so they had to act really brave about it (?)

genuinely incensed over: the fact that you can go fishing all day and not catch any fish ("it fucking pisses me off"); the fact that will smith got to take theater design while macklin was forced to take "real"" classes like advertising; swiss dungeons; the knight pieces in chess; his convoluted music opinions; people complaining about the refs in hockey; etc, etc, so on

re: refs he said that the sharks were all trying to argue with a ref about an offside call and the man acted so beleaguered that were all just like ok nevermind sir youre right 😔

"you were saying a lot of big words there i was NOTTTT following"

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many things wrong with me… too much self reflection…

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waking up to TWO wsmith goals…. life is good….. halloween is the best holiday in the world…..

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macklini, famously normalpilled about competitions and being first, may explode if theres a h*tty tonight

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spooky snoopy

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maybe you never changed. maybe you're still your old self, somewhere in there.

chalice of the gods, rick riordan // skinny, billie eilish // love, elizabeth // if you're anything like me, taylor swift // chalice of the gods, rick riordan

special tag: @deviya-sharma, my web weaving inspiration <3 (literally check out her web weaves, she's the best guy ever)

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iI loooooooove halloween (college student who will be celebrating it this weekend when it’s already november)

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me when i fuckging get you

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The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.

(and they say it a lot)

(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!

The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-

... He's got a banger style actually.

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Neil's perception of himself is skewed in such a devastatingly beautiful way. He says that neither he nor Andrew have the constitution for tenderness, and that neither of them are gentle. But he also describes certain actions as careful or touches as light. He just doesn't translate those things as gentleness in his head, perhaps because he is so unused to any form of kindness.

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when the birthday bread is the ghost instead of the curls

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i love betting on losing dogs i just wish they'd win once or twice

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one goal, two hugs | WMU @ BC 10.26.24

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“I’d have my c*** out if I scored four goals. I’d have my c*** out, stroking it.” (10/10/2013)

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Hi, Mo! 😛 | EDM vs DET | Oct. 27, 2024

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i was born to be someone’s loser mutual