#but also daniel and carlos antagonizing each other

[lsunstreakerl]

Hiiii!

For the promp request

doubled penetration with Daniel/Carlos/Max, in dark bull universe maybe. :)

hallelujah, this stayed under 1k. somehow. (nobody ask me about the coldplums prompt please and thank you)

anyways! Kink prompt fill, darkbull verse, pre-kidnapping CMD. 900 words, Daniel POV

pairings: carlos sainz/max verstappen/daniel ricciardo

relevant warnings: it's darkbull, so like. all of that. implied sex under the influence, sex without explicit consent.

Max is panting into Daniel's chest, hips fucking back onto Carlos's fingers. Daniel runs a hand through his hair where it's starting to get damp with sweat, kissing his forehead.

"You're doing a good job baby, just a little bit more."

Max whines, but he listens, manages to relax even further on top of Daniel, sinking down onto his cock.

Daniel tips his head back at Carlos's soft chuckle.

"Get on with it, asshole."

Carlos presses his fingers deliberately against Daniel inside of Max, laughing at Daniel's cut off gasp.

"Be patient, I'm working on it. I don't want to hurt him."

Daniel narrows his eyes, tries not to focus on the wet heat of Max, the pressure of Carlos's fingers as he coaxes Max even wider, the same as he's been for the past thirty minutes. Max has come twice, but Daniel hasn't at all, so it's a bit of an involuntary edging session at this point.

"You're fucking teasing, is what you're doing."

Carlos just grins, smug, as his hand wraps around his weeping cock, guiding it into Max. They don't exactly compare sizes, but Carlos is thicker where Daniel is longer, and they probably should have started with Carlos, but Max was already fucked halfway to stupid at that point, and they hadn't thought about it.

Daniel leans his head near Max's ear.

"I think you're ready, sweetheart. Don't worry, we'll take it slow."

Max mumbles something into his chest, but it's irrelevant. He's been slightly loopy all day, couldn't focus on any one thing. Daniel's pretty sure he's in some light trouble with strategy, but not enough for it to be a team wide memo- just enough that he probably got thoroughly scolded in the meeting earlier.

He moans into Daniel's skin at the first press from Carlos, and Daniel's hand is gripping tight into the bedsheets- no bruises for Max.

"Fuck, Sainz, was it this big when you two got together?"

Carlos smirks, but he doesn't stop, just continues in an endless, overwhelming press.

"Yes, but he was a little bit smaller. Very tight."

Daniel laughs breathlessly, tangles a hand in Max's hair to lift his head up. Max is gone- eyes rolled back, mouth dropped open.

"Oh babe."

Carlos quirks an eyebrow, and for a moment Daniel isn't sure how much more he can take- before Carlos settles, deep inside Max.

"How is he?"

Daniel rolls his eyes as he brings his hands to Max's ass, cocking one leg so he'll have better leverage.

"Stupid with it."

"Of course."

The first time Carlos slides with Daniel, he thinks he might shoot off on the spot- and Carlos must feel the time, dropping his head onto Max's back for a moment.

"Fuck."

"No kidding."

"Alternate?"

Daniel considers.

"I won't last."

Carlos lifts his head to grin, eyes bright through strands of inky dark hair.

"No stamina in the older men these days, I tell you."

Daniel snaps his hips up- mostly to watch Carlos's punched out gasp, but the way Max cries out between them is a nice perk.

"Shut up and fuck him."

The alternating helps- there's a constant slide of movement, and for all of Carlos's jokes he's not going to last long either, Max moaning in the middle. They can probably get him to come again- it depends on if he had during the meeting earlier or not- otherwise he might be going dry at this point.

"Daniel-"

"Yeah, me too, go ahead-"

Carlos snaps his hips in a few more times before he stays in place, head bowed as he grinds in slowly. Daniel gives him a moment before repositioning his hips, and then he's fucking into Max, wet and gaping and loose as Carlos pulls out.

"Oh- Daniel, don't come yet- I am going to take a picture-"

Daniel tosses his head back, tries to hold on as he hears the shutter snap, and Max whines at the noise- tries to clench around Daniel unsuccessfully, too stretched open to manage anything.

Carlos flips his phone around so Daniel can see, and then Daniel is pushing Max all the way down onto him, groaning as he comes.

Max twitches on top of him, makes a soft little noise as Daniel slides out of him.

Carlos is ready immediately, sliding the preselected plug into Max. They'll go down in size over the next couple hours, make sure Max is well taken care of.

"I will grab a washcloth."

Daniel runs a hand down Max's spine, slick with sweat.

"Fuck that, run a bath. We'll have to change the sheets anyways."

Carlos makes a kissy face at him.

"I am going to use the scented shampoo then- the one that makes the bubbles, since you hate them."

Daniel flops his head back, looking despairingly at Max.

"See how he treats me?"

Max doesn't respond. Daniel didn't really expect him to. He gently covers Max's ears as he raises his voice so Carlos can hear him in the bathroom.

"I don't hate the bubbles, I hate what it does to my curls!"

"Sure, I believe you."

"Cunt."

A brief kiss to the top of Max's nose, and then Daniel is carefully sitting them up, standing so he can carry Max to the bath.

With Carlos's stupid bubbles.

He's going to need to import more of his conditioner.

[writingsubmissions]

UFC 212: Fights to Make

Max Holloway (beat Jose Aldo) vs. Frankie Edgar: So, Max Holloway is pretty awesome. It was a rough first round for the Hawaiian, as it looked like he was going to be the latest guy at featherweight to look awesome before running into perennial division kingpin Jose Aldo, but once Holloway adjusted, he was, frankly, too fast for the longtime champ. It was an awesome enough fight to deserve a rematch at some point, but it was also a pretty definitive win via third-round stoppage for Holloway, who now reigns over the division, and scarily enough, is 25 and still seems to be improving by leaps and bounds. Down the line, Holloway’s reign might get a bit weird - one of the negatives about building up a ten-fight win streak before getting this shot is that Holloway knocked off a lot of potential contenders on the way up - but at the moment, there’s one obvious contender that Holloway hasn’t beaten yet, and that’s Frankie Edgar. Edgar’s looked like a complete wrecking ball at 145 except for, well, when he’s faced Aldo, so his tenacious wrestling should make an interesting first test for the new champ.

Jose Aldo (lost to Max Holloway) vs. Cub Swanson: Aldo’s loss was a weird one - excepting that he strangely didn’t throw many of his signature leg kicks, given that Holloway didn’t figure to be much of a takedown threat, he looked pretty great for a round and a half before Holloway suddenly found his groove and started teeing off a bit. Aldo’s still probably the greatest defensive fighter in the history of the sport, but coming off such a dominant win over Frankie Edgar last year, it was strange to see the longtime champ suddenly show the first real signs of aging. Anyway, there’s eternally talk of Aldo moving up to 155 to finally chase that rematch with Conor McGregor, but if he stays at 145, the obvious fight to make is really a rematch with Cub Swanson, who Aldo memorably destroyed in eight seconds with a flying knee back in WEC. Then again, Swanson’s also the obvious guy to replace the injured Chan Sung Jung against Ricardo Lamas next month, but hey, Aldo takes a while between fights, and the fight still does make sense whether or not Swanson loses there.

Claudia Gadelha (beat Karolina Kowalkiewicz) vs. Joanne Calderwood/Cynthia Calvillo (Jul. 16) winner: Gadelha may not have entered the Joseph Benavidez zone just yet - she’s the obvious second-best fighter in the division, and she’s lost twice to the champ, but Gadelha at least seems to be improving enough to make a third fight interesting, as she just destroyed Kowalkiewicz here, marking both her best win and her most impressive. Admittedly, Joanna Jedrzejczyk looked so great against Jessica Andrade that the gap may not be closing between the two, but Gadelha’s looking impressive enough she should get a third shot sooner rather than later. But for now, it looks like Rose Namajunas is the next woman up before Jedrzejczyk starts to run out of contenders, so we probably need to keep Gadelha busy. Pickings are a bit thin, if only because I try to remain consistent with these posts, and I have a lot of top ten fighters already matched against each other. (Like, say, Tecia Torres, or the winners of the Carla Esparza/Maryna Moroz and Felice Herrig/Justine Kish fights in a few weeks could work.) So that leaves us with the winner of the co-main in Scotland, as local heroine Joanne Calderwood takes on prospect Cynthia Calvillo, who UFC seems strangely high on. If Calvillo wins, UFC immediately rushing her into a fight with Gadelha seems like something they’d do, and if Calderwood wins, hell, she’s as good a choice as any, although Gadelha probably beats anyone in the division outside of Jedrzejczyk at this point.

Raphael Assuncao (beat Marlon Moraes) vs. John Lineker: Well, Raphael Assuncao continues to be Raphael Assuncao. Marlon Moraes - came in with a lot of hype as someone who could be an immediate contender and bring tons of violence in the process, but Assuncao just used his counter-striking game to pretty much shut Moraes down, and then won an undeserved decision on top of that. So Assuncao is now firmly among the top contenders once again, though god forbid he ever actually get a title shot. There are pretty much two options for Assuncao next - one, Dominick Cruz, would be a fun fight for Assuncao, but could also possibly earn him a title shot, so let’s instead just put him against John Lineker, who should be a tough, violent test for Assuncao to deal with, in the hope Lineker can knock him off.

Karolina Kowalkiewicz (lost to Claudia Gadelha) vs. Viviane Pereira (beat Jamie Moyle): Well, shit. The downside of Gadelha looking so good in her win is that she ran through Karolina Kowalkiewicz, who kind of suddenly looked like the overmatched non-elite athlete that many expected she would be as a UFC contender. Like Gadelha above, there are a bunch of options, but UFC not having many top strawweight fights on the books kind of limits the options, given that I’ve already matched up a lot of those fighters after previous shows. You could honestly match up Kowalkiewicz with anyone in, say, the top 20 and it’d be a defensible fight, since it’s not like she ever really wins via blowout - let’s give a big chance to Viviane Pereira, whose strange combination of high-level athleticism and a complete lack of size could make for a weird, interesting matchup against someone quite the opposite in Karolina.

Vitor Belfort (beat Nate Marquardt) vs. Anthony Smith: So, the fight with Nate Marquardt was perfect matchmaking when it got announced, since it was apparently Vitor Belfort’s retirement fight. And then Vitor said it may not be his retirement fight, but would be his last fight in UFC. And then after getting an iffy decision, Belfort made it clear that he’s going to fight out his UFC contract, which apparently has five more fights left on it. Uh, okay. I have no idea what you do with Belfort now - he might be a bit more technical than ever, but that’s at the expense of his aggression, which just kind of nerfs Belfort’s strengths and makes the whole package kind of iffy. A rematch with Anderson Silva is the obvious fight, but Silva is apparently done facing Brazilians, so...uh...veteran Anthony Smith would make for a fun fight? I don’t really have many ideas.

Marlon Moraes (lost to Raphael Assuncao) vs. Matthew Lopez (beat Johnny Eduardo): Well, the long-awaited debut of former WSOF bantamweight champ Marlon Moraes went about as poorly as possible. First, Raphael Assuncao did Raphael Assuncao things and made it a boring fight, but then on top of that, Assuncao went ahead and got a fairly undeserved decision win out of it, leaving Moraes suddenly pretty directionless. I like the idea of matching him up with Matthew Lopez, who’s had a weird UFC run - UFC has just been super-aggressive in matching him up, and to his credit, Lopez has swam a lot more than he’s sank, getting a hugely impressive win over Johnny Eduardo on this show. So Moraes is a big step up in competition for Lopez, while Lopez is a winnable fight to see if Moraes can stay afloat in UFC. Let’s do it.

Antonio Carlos Junior (beat Eric Spicely) vs. Johny Hendricks/Tim Boetsch (Jun. 25) winner: I could go either way with how to book Antonio Carlos - on the one hand, he looked good here in a bit of a gimme matchup and still has all the tools to be a top contender, but on the other hand, his game still seems to be a work in progress and he still seems fully capable of coughing up a baffling loss. I’ll go a bit more on the aggressive side and go with two tough veterans - Johny Hendricks and Tim Boetsch square off on the Oklahoma City card in a few weeks, so let’s just put Carlos against the winner and see if he can get over the hump.

Brian Kelleher (beat Iuri Alcantara) vs. Eddie Wineland: Well, Long Island’s Kelleher had pretty much the best debut possible, shockingly tapping out Iuri Alcantara in under two minutes, getting a $50K bonus for his trouble, and then antagonizing the Brazilian fans in his memorable post-fight interview. Kelleher looks ready to be fast-tracked, so what the hell, let’s do it - Eddie Wineland is a tough top-ten or so vet, so let’s match him up with Kelleher ASAP.

Yancy Medeiros (beat Erick Silva) vs. Alan Jouban/Brian Camozzi (Jul. 8) winner: Yancy Medeiros did Yancy Medeiros things - the Hawaiian is a fun action fighter, and he had a pretty neat brawl with an increasingly ineffective Erick Silva until he got a fairly controversial early stoppage win on Silva. For now, I’d just keep matching up Medeiros with one of UFC’s many action welterweights, and I have my eye on Alan Jouban - but first Jouban has to run through Brian Camozzi, in a weirdly one-sided booking, at UFC 213.

Paulo Borrachinha (beat Oluwale Bamgbose) vs. Brad Scott: I’m still not entirely sure if Borrachinha should be a thing - until this fight, he had never left the first round, and he still seems fairly one-dimensional - but he looked good here, as he was patient enough to just let Bamgbose wear himself out throwing crazy stuff before moving in for the kill in the second round. Who knows if Borrachinha ever reaches his high ceiling, but he’s still super-interesting and worth slow-playing - I picked a name out of the lower-tier middleweight heap and let’s go with Borrachinha against Brad Scott, a well-rounded Brit who’s a minor step up in competition to see how Borrachinha is coming along.

Nate Marquardt (lost to Vitor Belfort) vs. Derek Brunson/Daniel Kelly (Jun. 10) loser: Marquardt actually didn’t look too half-bad against Belfort, but part of that may have been Belfort’s aggression being gone - Marquardt has remained technically fine well into his career, but can get into trouble against guys just willing to blow him out of the water. Derek Brunson and Dan Kelly face off in the co-main of the Auckland show next week, and Marquardt’s a fine next fight for the loser - if Brunson loses, he’ll badly need a win against a vulnerable vet, and if Kelly loses, Marquardt/Kelly is the weird sort of senior circuit fight both guys would be fine in.

Iuri Alcantara (lost to Brian Kelleher) vs. Brett Johns/Mitch Gagnon (Jul. 16) winner: Well, Alcantara losing so quickly to Brian Kelleher wasn’t good, but in the grand scheme of things it shouldn’t really change his role as one of the better bantamweight gatekeepers. If Welsh uber-prospect Brett Johns gets past Mitch Gagnon, Alcantara’s a fine next step up, and if Gagnon wins, Alcantara/Gagnon is a perfectly fine fight between veterans as well.

Johnny Eduardo (lost to Matthew Lopez) vs. Augusto Mendes: Eduardo versus Lopez was always going to be a striker-versus-grappler matchup, and it was Lopez that got Eduardo on his back in fairly short order before getting a ground-and-pound stoppage. Let’s follow that up with a similar sort of fight - Mendes is another guy with an excellent grappling background who’s rapidly improving on the feet, so I’m fine seeing what was an interesting style matchup the first time get repeated.

Luan Chagas (beat Jim Wallhead) vs. Niko Price: This was the most impressive win of Chagas’s young career, as he pretty much showed something else besides throwing his full power behind every strike, pacing himself and eventually getting a knockout of Jim Wallhead. Let’s put him against Niko Price, another hoss of a dude who throws a lot of power and is slowly figuring out what he’s doing, and let the fireworks fly.

Deiveson Figueiredo (beat Marco Beltran) vs. John Moraga/Ashkan Mokhtarian (Jun. 10) winner: Figueiredo looked pretty much at his best here, dominating the grappling exchanges with Beltran, even if his flawed striking defense will probably catch up to him at some point. You can basically put Figueiredo in the flyweight matchmaking blender and see what comes out - flyweight division stalwart John Moraga basically fights for his career against newcomer Ashkan Mokhtarian in Auckland next week, so let’s put the Brazilian against the winner of that.

Erick Silva (lost to Yancy Medeiros) vs. Sabah Homasi: Erick Silva’s getting a bit more technical, but it’s too little too late - yes, he’s theoretically doing the right thing, but his defense is still trash, and now his offense is just less dangerous, if a bit more efficient. So we’ll probably be yo-yo-ing between Silva losing to solid action fighters but beating fringe roster guys for a while - let’s go with one of the more fun guys on the edge of the UFC roster in Sabah Homasi.

Jamie Moyle (lost to Viviane Pereira) vs. Jessica Aguilar: Well, that was a disheartening loss for Moyle - I figured she’d have trouble with the stronger Pereira, but then she got pieced up on the feet and didn’t even really try to impose her grappling game. Let’s go with a prospect versus veteran fight against Jessica Aguilar next, as Aguilar, the former top strawweight in the world, didn’t look too great in her return from an ACL tear last month.

Eric Spicely (lost to Antonio Carlos Junior) vs. Oluwale Bamgbose (lost to Paulo Borrachinha): Let’s make a weird fight between two guys who lost on this card. Eric Spicely has been a fun underdog, but he was overmatched here against Antonio Carlos Junior, a guy who pretty much does what Spicely does, but better. So I like the idea of a funky grappler-versus-striker bout against Oluwale Bamgbose, who is sort of his complete opposite - while Spicely is a fairly unathletic, but technical submission artist, Bamgbose is just a freak athlete who throws out whatever weird striking technique comes to mind, even if he exhausts himself in the process.

Jim Wallhead (lost to Luan Chagas) vs. Mike Pyle: Pretty much everyone was happy when longtime British veteran Jim Wallhead got a UFC contract, but his tenure has been fairly sad - he had an awful performance in his UFC debut, spitting the bit against Jessin Ayari, and then just had nothing for Chagas in this fight. I assume Wallhead’s going to be cut, but if not, he’s a solid test to see if forty-something Mike Pyle has anything left in the tank.

Marco Beltran (lost to Deiveson Figueiredo) vs. Matt Schnell: Marco Beltran’s one-sided loss to Deiveson Figueiredo was sort of a downer - coming off the death of his mother on Thursday, Beltran decided to fight through and didn’t really get much done in his flyweight debut. He’s firmly on the cut line now, and if he gets another fight, Schnell is another flyweight with some talent who could easily be taken off the roster, so that’s a fine fight to make.

[lsunstreakerl]

Oh my god the hybrid fill 🥵 Do some of the hybrids have play dates or do only Seb and Charles play nice?

sometimes! although as far as max, lewis and nico are worried about introducing him to too much too soon, so he doesn't get to meet seb and charles until later.

he and seb don't get along at first, and he and Charles also don't get along, but they all warm up to reach other eventually. max and charles somehow end up heat-syncing after meeting, which jenson thinks is hilarious, since it usually only happens to bonded pairs and the two of them clearly do not like each other.

they antagonize each other when they're awake but sometimes can be found snuggled together in a warm patch of sunlight.

explicit content below the cut.

...though, in terms of unsupervised "visits"- max gets out of the open balcony window once when lewis and nico forget to shut it, and takes it upon himself to finally go say hi to the neighbors dogboy. (this goes either good or bad for him, depending on your definition.)

carlos isn't home either, so they don't get it figured out until closer to the evening when carlos does get back, and that's because he calls lewis and nico like "hey im really sorry but your catboy got in and daniel absolutely railed him and now he's passed out dripping cum into my carpet"

so max questionably learns his lesson there. maybe.

probably not.