#but also because he's the one who made heg's outfit and he's like HEY.

[vulturereyy]

Sir Hegemol attends the Lifeblood Court :)

Bonus:

[gregthekiller]

Greag_The_Killer_Origin

gazing across the screen, an epic story that must be seen, Jeff the Killer is hinting at what I should have been.

How could I have missed out all of my life, all of my 14 year life, of shuch great prose , diction, and storytelling. Perfect narative structure delivering a briliant tale of that which is most human, revenge. Jeff the hot boy of my dreams that makes me want to creams! I was once blind but now I do see, Jeff has the life and styles for me.

I look across the table and see the many letters I have received since the antelope incident.

It was last tuesday . . . the day that further ruined my life , for ever. The school was in for an assembly,a horrible assembly. Well the assembly itself wasn't horrible it's what happened to me when I went there that was horrible but you get the jist of it. So I go into the gym hall and get readu to not pay atention for the next hour, possibly masturbate while I'm at it TBH. I get up to the door and can see in, I can see it all the principle the uncomfortable bleachers the over price vending machines and . . . the antelope of achivement, the school mascot.

I walked past him, not know what hid inside him,Harold my bully!! He jump off of the ground and on to me. I screamed " NOOO ANTELOPE I AM YOU FRIEND" but it proceded to cut off my tow infront of the entire school. The princible told him to stop but then he ate my tow and everyone left and then came back and laught at me then he ripped my clothes off and cut off another tow. I tried to get my parents to do something but they said I had to fight my own battles, the cops were too dirty to do anything and all the judges said "boys will be boys" he wasn't even supended! But I did, I got suspended for indecent exposure and gay PDA, which is worth twices as much as strait PDA because I live in the south. and the whole time I've been up in my home I've been getting nothing but hate mail, through actual letters! who goes through the effort for that any more?

I'll tell you who , Harold, and his gran parents probably.

But now I look over to my mirror and now I see, I see what I can be! A CREEPY PASTA KILLER. first things first let me start a word doc listing the character design and make sure it represents my personality. okay so I got .a pale white face .dark eyes with some sort of goop dripping (possibly face paint lines?) dirty hoody

okay I have my outfit picked out and I guess I'm supposed to have a catch phase or something but I'm too exited to wait ro oom so I'll just go with " it is time for me to murder you to death"

Watch out Jacksonville Fl, here come GREG THE KILLER!!!

I jump from the window and break my anckle, "AHHHH, THAT'S THE SAME ONE THAT I LOST MY TOWS ON!!!!!" luckilly no one seen me but I quickly limped into the woods so no one would find me when they came to investigate. A tough start I'll admit but no one who acomplished the thing they wanted to ever did that by quiting as soon as they brok e their ankle jumping out of their window! I had my goal set in mind, I was going to murder Harold!

He lived down the street from from me so murdering shouldn't be too hard, or atleast it wouldn't be if it weren't for this injury. I figured I could probably reach his house from the section of wood from acrooss the street that the section I was in was at. but by the time I rapped my foot up people allready came out to investigat the screaming, two people to be exact " Hey does any one need any help" those idiot should have known better. I reached into my aeropostle brand sachel and grabbed some batteries (I'll tell you why I took them with me later =D) and tossed in front of them as they walked and quickly dashedto the other side, I think I heard one of thjem say "Heg" I don't know why, /shrug

After about 3 hours of wandering around aimlessly in the woods I finally made it into Harolds backyard. I could see him through the window, he saw me and said "Greg why are you wearing makeup" then he took out a gun and came into the backyard where I was. Get off my propery "No" he shot me in the foot (same as the tow cuts and ankle break) it felt like when you kep stubing the same tow over and over again, the anger of this made me cut off his arm, also I tripped because he shot me which was also a factor in the arm cut. "It's time for me to murder you to death" "why are you trying to cut a batery" "I'm going to cut open the batery to realease a lightning bolt thats my thing dude" "That'snot how that works" Fuckj you asshole!" I stabbed Horold in the neck killing him instantly

Make sure to foll ow me at greg the killer.tumblr.com to get more epic stories of my murdes and murder related exploits. Eventually I want to meet the writed of Jeff the Killer and fuck him but that's neither here nor there I'll keep you guys up to dat but until then remember

It is time for me to murder you to death

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