#but also ... . . .

[annasellheim]

"Huh..." I think to myself, "I'm surprised it took me so long to see I could breathe underwater. We're a long way down."

To be fair, the ship sinking is a pretty stressful situation. I totally spaced out.

I look around at all of the corpses that drowned beside me. The people died due to my mistakes.

"Lucky bastards," I think to myself, dreading the regrets and grief I'll now be dealing with the rest of my life.

Years later, I have a breakthrough with my mermaid therapist.

I'm able to process, finally, that the sinking ship wasn't actually my fault. It was due to a variety of factors.

I lie in bed with my octopus wife, who I've been happily married to for the last decade.

"Yeah," I whisper to her softly. I'm almost afraid to say it out loud. "She's been saying for years that it's actually survivor's guilt, and that the sinking *choke* the sinking boat wasn't my fault."

I cry silently next to her. She wraps 7 of her tentacles around me. Her 8th tentacle is brushing through my hair.

"I love you," she whispers back, "I'm so, so proud of you."

You are the captain of a sinking ship. As you feel that the sinking is your fault you decide to go down with the ship instead of evacuating. It is only when your ship hits the bottom of the ocean and you are still alive that you notice that something is off.

[khaopybara]

as you can see, i'm a debt collector. and also, a total cat lover.

FIRST KANAPHAN as TIGER pilot trailer of CAT FOR CASH

[naturalsuper]

reminder that dean had to teach sam to tie his shoelaces, and a tie, and to shave, and to brush his teeth, and to shower probably, and to read and drive and say please and thank you, sam is a good boy because dean taught him to be just so you all know he wasnt born polite dean taught him to be polite because dean is his dadbrother

[lirerq]

IMAGINE IF V1 COULD GET ENRAGED

[itissanerdlol]

Thank Earl for being an absolute iconic king ❤️ 💙💖🤍💖💙

[crxxxpz]

Gonna pass away due to lack of kisses I think

[teddyonaboat]

as someone who is chronically ill, i'm just very tired of narratives where sick people looking to live are the bad ones. where fighting is bad, where suicide is bad but where sacrifices (aka suicide but now it makes narrative "sense")(sense in quotation marks because does it? does it really? or is that just the writers thinking it does) are good and are the tragic but correct answer

[kanerallels]

Here's the thing guys. These are the reasons I'm publishing my book, in order of importance:

Because God told me too, and I want to follow His will to whatever beautiful end He has for it, and I hope I can show others His spectacular grace through it

So I can make enough money to buy the new Cal Kestis video game when it comes out

Because a.spice would be sad if I didn't

And so you guys can read it and stuff

[winn-wynn]

Percy and Oliver being the only griffyndor boys is super funny because I know they split they’re room directly in half. Like I feel like they respect each other to not touch each others stuff.

Vs

But also the idea that there is one (or a few others) griffyndor boy(s) who is forced to see the madness that is Percy “academics is super important” Weasley vs “Oliver quidditch is my life” Wood living together.

I think they would go crazy. They’d beg for a room change everyday

[weishenbwi]

[oni-official]

Don't cry because it's over.

It isn't over until we say it's over. Pull yourself together, we're trying again.

[crazysodomite]

I need to follow more weird furry writers bc i reeally enjoy weird concepts in written form and like the descriptions of sensations and thoughts

[astros-silly-place]

sometime I open tiktok and sometimes i see somebody comparing alex kralie from marble and jimmy from mouthwashing on tiktok

[catgirlcaliphate]

Turning off the reblogs on this. At the time I wrote it, it felt like what I needed to say. There's not as much activity on the post now, but when there is, I feel...sort of hollow. We're so far past the point where this even means anything.

Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.

[swampthing07]

BSHDJCHBSNAOSJ SWEDISH IS HOT WHAT CAN I SAY

Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi