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actual-changeling · 1 year ago

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look, you can argue that in season 1 they both had a plan, but let's be real here—they both SUCKED. then again, at least one would have worked and it's not aziraphale's.

crowley looked at that gigantic, inevitable mess and went "no child = no apocalypse, gotta kill him unfortunately". would have worked.

meanwhile aziraphale did the equivalent of staring at a burning building and then going "let me call my boss" instead of the fucking fire brigade.

they're both so smart but trauma makes you stupid sometimes.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #at some point i really need to examine the bandstand conversation about killing the antichrist #with the job flashback in mind #because aziraphale and his 'no blood on their hands' was already—excuse my language—fucking stupid and false #but after JOB??? girl god was gonna nuke a family to win a bet #having hell do the dirty work doesn't change that they gave the command

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