#but actually hashtag no regrets yolo and all of that

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the ash pants

sometimes ..... a gal needs a good in between project ... enter the ash pants

i’m going off of this pattern from mood but i’m going to edit it pretty intently. the goal is to have them done by the end of the day .. We Shall See .

11:44 am || i’ve finished up with therapy (haha :) we got nowhere but it’s all ggGgGGGg) fabric, zippers, and thread has been purchased. because of all the sales going on at joann’s i ended up getting fabric for another pair of pants too but for now i’m just going to focus on this one. 

yee yee bo let’s party

1:53 pm || wow a bitch lost a lot of time it’s been like four hours but i don’t know for sure because i’m refusing to do the math. i taped the whole pattern together .. can’t say it was an enjoyable process. normally the assembly of mood patterns is super nice n easy but this took forever and everything isn't lining up which is super promising but yolo i guess 

3:08 pm || good heavens this is taking a really long time. i have finished altering and cutting out the pattern pieces for the pants .. the original pattern intended for a fit look up to like the knees and then a flare but bitch i have crippling body image problems tight clothes on my t h i g h s is Not going to happen also i don’t like flared pants they remid me of fifth grade and no one wants that

the pieces are really really r e a l l y wide (especially the back ones) so i feel like i should do something about that but .. eh .... i’m going to eat my lemon tart (eep) and think about it

3:52 pm || eep time is really passing huh ............... well i ate my tart .... i’m feeling hashtag bad about my body !!!!! but what’s new buenos aires. i’ve settled on making half a pair of pants from my ikea muslin and reassessing which is what i’m about to start cutting/sewing now so ! stay tuned i guess

5:19 pm || good g o d five nineteen why is this taking so fucking loNg !!!!!!!! sdfghjgfdfg aNyways i finally have a pattern that will (hopefully ?) work so yeehaw i guess. i don’t have any pictures though because i’m depressed So yep :) i’m going to make a list of changes to the original pattern that have taken place thus far

changes to paper pattern

✰ the flares were turned straight leg by making a hypotenuse (?) connecting where the side seam first begins to curve in and the bottom hem

✰ the front and back were changed from two pieces each to one (like a ... normal .... pair of ... pants .......)

✰ the pattern was graded from a size six at the waist to a size twelve at the hips cause a bitch is most certainly Not proportional ;)

✰ the patch pocket was elongated so i can actually put things in it

✰ the waistband was turned from a front and back piece to one total piece that will be cut on the fold (but i’ll probably change it back)

✰ maybe other things i’m forgetting ? i think that’s it though

changes to muslin pattern

✰ two big ol darts were added to the front and back pieces. the darts will not be in the final i just needed the pants to be significantly smaller. i’m already kind of regretting not doing pleats but Oh Well I Guess

✰ i darted the waistband too just to make the slope more intense so it would fit me

✰ at some point i’ll have to alter the pocket to be narrower so it stays proportional but i’ll figure it out 

also i’m Pissed because mood just released a pattern that’s literally exactly what i need and it would have saved literal h o u r s of effort but whatever we all die eventually

i guess now i’ll make these damn pants pattern matching wooOOoOOOo i have no experience in that and am Definetly going to fuck something up

6:53 pm || someone please tell me why this glorified pair of pyjama pants is more time consuming then literally any gown i’ve ever made .... pattern matching is going Great thanks for asking

9:07 pm || okay things are actually kind of Going now .. once all the making the pattern and painstakingly matching everything up work is done everything goes really fast. i’ve sewed up the front and back rises, as well as cut out the pockets (matching the pattern Of Course), hem the lil hole thing where you put your hand in (?? the opening ?? is that what you meant ???) and pressed everything because only losers don’t press their seams. i still don’t have pictures because Not Enough Has Been Done and also they still look like dumb pyjamas ksksksjfj it’s cool though. so now i’m going to sew the pockets on and the side and inseams up !!!!!! if you really want Real directions of how to make these ... i recommend the mood website or just .. your pre-existing pant making knowledge .......

10:36 pm || i’m still not done with these fucking pants ...... i need to make the waistband (which i’ve been procrastinating on), sew up the other side seam and put in the zipper then hem it all it doesn’t sound like a lot but i have a feeling it will take me to one am at the rate i’ve been going

1:11 am || ha ha ha ha ahaa im at a place in my life where i’m Refusing to sleep until these pants are done mcfUCK WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG anyway a progress update i even have a whole two pictures ..!..... so i pussied out of making a waistband that was all one piece and ended with a front and back because i’m a coward. i did my best to line up the vertical stripes on the pants with the waistband not that you can tell from this picture why did i even take this it’s boring and stupid

but yeah that’s how the pants have been for hours now .. sewn at the rises and one (1) side seam. for the waistband i made a front and back, cut two of each, sewed at the top, pressed, pressed the bottom edge in by some amount no idea how much, pinned onto the pants and s e w e d mothefucker !!!!!!!!!! 

i ended up ripping my one sewn side seam open part way to jam my zipper in (which i did with the baste, pin zipper, topstitch, undo basting method) and then sewed up the other side seam !!! and yeah that’s it

now all that’s left is sewing the inseam and hemming and they will f i n a l l y be done dfghjklkjhgf

2:01 am || okay so they’re still not done and i know i promised i wouldn’t sleep until they were but i’m afraid i’ll do something impulsive to them if i keep going tonight so i’m going to call it here. all that’s left is sewing a hook and eye to the side and then figuring out what to do to the bottom hem. it’s quite a bit too long and cuffing it just looks . dumb .. so i need another solution. hence why i’m waiting till the morning. because i am Itching to just c h o p a big ol strip off the bottom

anyway we got pretty far and yeah it doesn’t feel like enough and y e ah i’m disappointed in myself for not going All The Way but we all die eventually so this doesn’t matter

3:56 pm || whats UP motherfuckers these pants are almost D O N E i just finished hemming them so party fuckin HARD .. in the light of the new day i did in fact end up chopping about four inches off the bottom hem because those cuffs looked BAD as FUCK all that’s left on these is to sew a hook and eye in aaaaaAAAaA im so CLOSE ..... originally the plan was to make a pair of pants that don’t need a belt so i can wear them in inpatient but they look so good with a belt aaa :( oh well ..... with the chunk i cut off the bottom i’m really considering making a lil bandeau thing because i hate myself We’ll See actually no we won’t i don’t need more work we’re calling it at the pants I Have Been Shut Down okay let me sew this hook and eye

4:31 pm || THEY’RE Ḋ̵̥̬̈́͒̓Ỡ̷̦̏̂N̶̨͖͙̹̺̘͎̭͉͔͓̳̲͚̔͆̈́̓̅̒̀̒̅E̶̡̧̬̲̙̼̙̜͈͍̒̍̐͂͂́̆͗̊̕͘ i’m gonna take a lil video of them for my instagram and also just to see if i can .. i’ll also post it here but in a seperate post and y e a h .. oh Also i made a lil headband out of one of the pant scraps o h ans a l s o did i mention that these HELL PANTS are D O N E ??????̸̢̝̟͙̹̣͕̰̥͉͎̱̥̾̆̒̾͂͜?̶̳̗̜͈͐̓̒̿̔̏̿͗̎̐͂͘͠��̡̧̮̠͕̯̝͜?̵̪͓͚̭͙̙͎̏͗̈̔̽͆̅͑?̷̧̬̣̠̞̙̃̔̚͜ that is all thank you

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The Girl With The Glasses Introduction

         Hey y’all hey….I am a young African American woman who is trying to figure out this old thing called life! I am hell bent on leaving behind my government assisted child hood and create a larger than life experience now that I am legit grown. Now don’t get it twisted I am not ashamed nor am I ungrateful for the food that filled this belly or the roofs…no matter how terrible the neighborhood was around us. Honestly, the government assistance gave my childhood character! Who has those memories of Food stamps? No baby not the card, the actual paper ones. Remember when you would spend them and get green money back! The close-knit neighborhoods had its perks for instance knowing everybody, I mean everybody that lives in the entire neighborhood.

         Now when I say grown I mean like 21…I plan to start with a little traveling… to all 50 states. I already did a little bit when I turned 18. I moved out from my mom and haven’t looked back since. I stick close to home to help my mom take care of my 3 younger siblings Kim, Rich and James. I worked 2 jobs and went to school, I had a full schedule. I was definitely not all work and no play. I played my fair share! I lived to say the least! I live my life with no regrets and I fully understand the concept of you only live once (YOLO!) long before it was a cool hashtag that people put on their club & spring break pics on Facebook (The Book).

  I’m so glad you took the time to find out about me, Latonia Renee Jones. Apparently, I have your attention so without further a due, I invite you to grab your ticket, join me and all my friends, family, lovers, botty calls, exs, whys…. Baby I had one of each! As we embark on “adulthood” as told by The Girl With The Glasses.

     Quick little side note for everyone reading...... if you read something and it closely follows our relationship friendship or whatever -ship we were on, understand, it could be you about you…it truly could be! All that I am asking is if the shoe fits…lace it up and wear it, hunny! Read to understand….not deny!

[acemummerz]

Tagged by @veganvenom

Rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself and tag 20 people

THE LAST...

Drink - Water. Tho’ normally the answer is always coffee.

Phone Call - to my partner to ask him if he had gotten out of bed yet (it was 9 am, the answer was no).

Text message - to my partner telling him i was on my way home from training.

Song - Raise Your Glass by P!nk 

Time you cried - about 2 days ago while watching a film lol I cry at films and books very easily.

HAVE YOU EVER...

Dated someone twice? yup. not a good idea buddios

Kissed someone and regretted it? No Ragrets

Been cheated on? Yup

Lost someone special? yes

Been depressed? Did you mean: MY LIFE

Gotten drunk and thrown up? 3 times: a house party where my friend kept making me “shit mixes”, out of a taxi window on the way home from a club, and on the steps on the Great Hall at a uni ball :’) hashtag i am a mess

FAVOURITE COLOURS...

Purple

Black

Grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU...

Laughed until you cried? Oh yes :’)

Found out someone was talking about you? no?

Met someone who changed you? i dont think so?

Found out who your friends are? Very much so! 

Kissed someone on your facebook list? 2 i think

Fallen out of love? Nope

GENERAL...

What did you do for your last birthday? Friends came over and we had face painting and a Collin the Caterpillar cake and it was gr8 (yes this was my 20th, not my 5th :’) )

How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? Most of them, I’ve recently begun accepting some people I don’t know IRL but not that many.

Do you have any pets? I have 5 cats and a doggo :)

What time did you wake up? 7:00 am, but then i went back to sleep for 30 mins and then i got up :)

What were you doing at midnight last night? a big ole sleep

Name something you cant wait for? I really dont have anything i’m even vaguely excited about/looking forward to rn and that sucks

What are you listening to right now? Sweet silence

Have you ever talked to a person named tom? so many

Something that’s getting on your nerves? I appear to be completely useless at doing everything at the minute

Do you want to change your name? I have very mixed emotions about both my first and surname. At the minute i am ok?

Hair colour? It was dyed ‘Teal’ but its now faded to a yellowy/green mess 

Long or short hair? Short all the way!

Piercings? 14. 10 ear piercings, nostril, septum, both nipples.

Tattoos? 3, but im eager to get more when i get my life together and actually book them!

Blood type? AB+

Nicknames? salty, North, sexy face

Relationship status? In a relationship 

Zodiac? I think im a rat who nose 

Pronouns? They/Them

Most visited website? probably Facebook

Right or left handed? Ambidextrous 

Surgeries? I have had dental surgery and lots of awful injections into joints and shit like that

Sports? Rowing and Weightlifting 

Fave TV show? I dont really watch TV at the minute

Vacations? I dont go anywhere or do anything ever

Sneakers? I do have trainers yes??????

MORE GENERAL...

Eating? I eat so many

Fave drink: COFFEVE 

What you’re up to? Doing this instead of doing my work lool

Waiting for? my motivation to live to come back 

Want? a nap

Get married? I have very complicated feelings about marriage

Career? Mechanical engineer with a focus in biomedical applications or sustainable energy.

WHICH IS BETTER...

Hugs or kisses? huggggggs

Lips or eyes? Eyes

Shorter or taller? I have always wanted to be taller. I am a smol

Older or younger? Old and bitter aye

Nice arms or stomach? Big dench arms yo. for holding all the puppies

Hook up or relationship? Relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant? Trouble maker :P

HAVE YOU EVER...

Kissed a stranger? many time

Drank hard liquor? yep

Lost glasses/contacts? No, only cuz i dont wear either lol

Turned someone down? yes

Sex on first date? Surprisingly no

Broken someones heart? Probably

Had your heart broken? Shattered

Been arrested? nope

Cried when someone died? yep

Fallen for a friend? YUP. HECK.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

Yourself? lol no

Miracles? nope

Love at first sight? no 

Santa claus? no and i dont remember ever doing so

Kiss on first date? ye, do all the kisses yolo

Angels? no

OTHER...

current best friend’s name(s): Emily :)

Eye colour: blue/grey

Fave movie: why is it when I get asked this, the only movie that i can ever even remember is Shrek.....

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