#but a moustache by itself somehow completely neutralizes any degree of hotness
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every time i’m reminded invincible exists i think wow what a good show i should browse fanart of it and every time i am shocked to discover a lot of it is horny art of omniman. no matter how much this happens it’s always a surprise. i’m not even disgusted there is no judgement in my heart my brain just cannot retain the fact that it’s possible to be attracted to that man
#mumbling#the funny part is it’s not even because he sucks#it’s because he has a moustache#i am at least on some level attracted to men and i can find them attractive with basically any other configuration of facial hair#but a moustache by itself somehow completely neutralizes any degree of hotness#and i *don’t even dislike moustaches*#they don’t bother me at all#they look genuinely great on some people#but they make some switch flip in my head#it’s as if ‘guy with a moustache’ was an entirely distinct gender i’m just simply not attracted to
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