#but Joel deserved it

[smoozie]

Oh my god we almost had a repeat winner...

[phosphorus-noodles]

wait that's so funny.

[renthedevil]

joel win lets goooo!!

[teapot-of-tyrahn]

POP OFF ?!?!?!?

[rosegoldenatlas]

Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.

He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.

And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.

Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.

Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.

Joel appreciation post completed

[bitchthefuck1]

Something about how physically small Ellie looks in this episode just makes it all so much more intense. How little she is curled next to Joel, how big the rifle looks when she holds it, the way David is able to pick her up so easily. The contrast in the size of their hands when he's telling her that she, a 14-year-old, is his only equal, and how tiny hers look when she wraps her arms around Joel; the way his coat reaches her knees when he drapes it over her. Every second the camera spends on her is forcing you to look at how young she is and it just makes it all so much more awful.

[shooting-a-star-at-the-moon]

as a pedro pascal enthusiast i am both overjoyed and overwhelmed by the amount of content we’re getting 🥹

[wintrwinchestr]

strangers masterlist

pairing: dark!serial killer!joel x f!reader

summary: after you run away from home, you meet a handsome stranger who offers you a ride, a meal, and a bed. but you know what they say—don’t talk to strangers, or you might fall in love. and this particular stranger has a very dark secret, one you might not be able to escape the consequences of discovering.

overall warnings (please also see individual chapter warnings): 18+, smut, DDDNE, age gap (reader is college-aged, joel is mid-50s), no outbreak au, no use of y/n, graphic talk of death/murder and blood, mommy & daddy issues, brief talk of domestic violence, lying, gaslighting, coercion, manipulation, f-receiving non-con groping/breathplay/fingering/sex, being held captive, degrading language toward victims/victim blaming, joel is implied to fantasize that you're dead while fucking you, development of stockholm syndrome, pet names (baby, darlin', sweetheart, babydoll, etc), some joel pov, no ellie/sarah but tommy has an unnamed daughter, somewhat inspired by "preacher's daughter" by ethel cain, vaguely set in the 70s/80s

read it on ao3

part 1

part 2

suffer does the wolf (a strangers oneshot)

part 3

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

[sherlockggrian]

guys Scar is genuinely insanely good at minecraft. the amount of times he should have/almost died in the last episode was CRAZY. he went down to under 3 hearts multiple times. I still don't know how he survived that creeper with Martyn. I used to say that he was lucky, or that Grian was just protecting him, but genuinely I think he's one of the best and definitely deadliest players. he consistently gets crazy high kill counts every season, and he won a pvp fight against GEM in secret life (she says it was a 2v1 but that was 99% Scar lets be real). he has managed to kill some of the best players on the server. he's consistent and ruthless and he pretends to be bad at the game, but he's actually incredibly skilled at it and I will die on this hill Scar supremacy forever.

[renqued]

VICTORY IS MINE.

[ chat i am SO happy about a joel win IVE BEEN WAITING FKR THIS ]

[deans-yn]

THIS is the power of commenting on a fic, even if it hasn’t been completed or updated.

i left the first comment after i read the whole thing without breathing.

i kept thinking about it. so i left a second, genuine, thirsty ass comment.

and look what they said.

bet your ass i’m re reading and leaving a long ass comment on every chapter.

❗️fanfics are “free,” but they’re not *free*❗️

[annamationsart]

and then they left the institute by some sheer miracle and frolicked in a field singing tralalala forever <3

[toointojoelmiller]

Joel Miller...

impatiently waitin'

takin’ a shortcut

bear huggin'

hurlin' small child

doomin' humanity

[joelscruff]

- to freeze or to thaw masterlist -

dividers by @saradika-graphics

status: ongoing pairing: joel miller x f!reader x tommy miller summary: joel is a raider without much humanity left, except when it comes to you. you're his special girl, but you can't ignore the way his right-hand man tommy also makes you feel. post-outbreak. no use of y/n. rating: 18+ explicit warnings (for the entire fic): dark!joel & dark!tommy, dubcon, age gap, daddy kink, ddlg dynamics, pet names (use of 'little one'), unprotected p in v sex, dirty talk, praise kink, creampies, fingering, oral (both m & f receiving), size kink, tummy bulge, squirting, finger sucking, cockwarming, somnophilia, free use, exhibitionism, sharing, threesomes, double penetration

to freeze or to thaw

a kindness you can't afford

darkness hums (coming soon)

banner made by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

[lilightwire]

hear me out guys.. charioteer constellation joel but he uses it as a racetrack with his fuckass car. everybody else gets planets and stuff and hes js over there on a paved highway in the sky. god bless