#but I’m shadowbanned on there rn

[blurcd]

@snakelung

long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

[kitabearuwu]

Check it out gaymers!!

[debitdebbie]

full tilt boogie!

[alaskan-wallflower]

an someone comment on this please i’m trying to see if i was shadowbanned

[boba-beom]

idk if i’m between tipdy or frunk rn but I just want to let you guys know how grateful I am for moablr :( everyone here is so precious like please please pelasee kkow that I appreciate every single one of you. I never thought I’d stay this long ngl but I did because I’ve made amazing moots and followers and just the support and love towards my shared scenarios with you was enough to keep me going.

please show love to your favourite writers / blogs, it really does mean a lot

[infectois]

god i need drugs so bad fr

[hoonvrs]

CIGARETTES — s. jaeyun smau

PAIRING jake x fmr

SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

GENRE smau, fluff, crack, sprinkle of angst if you read it upside down, golden retriever x black cat duo

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( ive ) gaeul, yujin, ( nct ) chenle, jisung

WARNING smoking [ don’t smoke kids ], swearing, kys/kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)

STATUS completed

TAGLIST ( CLOSED )

S. NOTE JAKE MY MANNN ( hoon look away ) as an 02z girl i finally have an smau for each bias so i feel v complete

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

virgin mary’s | smoking HAWT | privs

CHAPTERS

01 BI yourself

02 we found love in the smoking area

03 life is roblox

04 you white whore

05 jake you beautiful bastard

06 are we rush houring rn

07 it’s the dawg in me

08 yuh :3

09 the brit

10 what if i was suicidal .

11 here comes christian bale

12 i don’t trust him. weird fella

13 give us another sonnet english boy

14 bros from yapan

15 he thinks he’s a 90s babe

16 i’m just a girl

17 i’m sat.

18 go piss girl

↳ extra: did life360 tell you that.

19 i got my peaches out in jojo

20 okayy little miss poet

21 i’m built different

22 WAHHHHHHW WAAHHH

23 i want you

24 why are u bricked up

25 PUKA PUKA POW POW

26 jake in his flop era

27 this is getting too homoerotic

28 they go low i go lowER

29 inshallah he will eat

30 hello ross lynch

31 filthy omega

32 u r sobir. die (+written 0.8k)

33 she shoiodv be inde clubbb…..

34 when he makes you his girlfriend

35 can’t take me anywhere

36 noo you’re so sexy haha

37 no. (+written 0.7k)

38 i feel so kawaii today

39 come home fat

40 wasn’t very dabatayo of you jay.

↳ extra: it’s actually dattebayo*

41 ur man can’t drive manual

42 i Want you so bad

43 hawk putuh

44 okay blondie

45 though shalt not fail, but prevail

↳ extra: random

EP1 upset my girl. i’m gonna Kms

EP2 im not smoking that shit

EP3 OUR girlfriend ☭

copyright © hoonvrs 2023 all rights reserved

[smoshkidtv]

First contact 📝🔪

i’m currently in my comic/graphic novel phase rn, so please enjoy this short comic i made of a young redacted and creekside killer meeting for the first time ^^

my art blog is shadowbanned for some reason so til it gets fixed i shall be posting my art to this blog for now lol

i loved drawing this and really liked how it turned out, i’ve always wanted to make a webcomic but never really had the time or inspiration to. this probably won’t be a full on series but i might draw more of these two in the future ^^

as always, much love to @smoshidiot and @yourinterestisnotcringe for brainstorming headcanons with me 🫶

and a cool timelapse for the ppl who care!

[wannab-urs]

Title: Scotty Doesn't Know

Pairing: Dieter Bravo x f!reader

Summary: Scotty doesn't know you're hooking up with Dieter

Tags: songfic, smut, infidelity, dieter is a loser, scotty doesn't really deserve this he's just annoying, crack taken seriously, porn with the barest of plots, barely edited. WC: 2.8k

A/N: the song came on and I thought it would make a funny dieter fic? I'm shadowbanned and marked explicit rn, so lemme earn it with this gratuitous smut fic.

Dieter Bravo Masterlist | Main Masterlist | AO3 | Kofi

Scotty doesn't know that [Reader] and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

–

The parkin' lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top

Dieter: Here 8=D

You slip out of the church, the preacher just getting started, and head to the back of the parking lot. Dieter’s beat up old VW bus, affectionately called “The Van,” is nestled between two big pickup trucks. Even if Scotty drives by the church, there’s no way he’ll see that Dee is here. 

You pull open the side door, cringing at the loud rattle. Dieter is completely naked, laid out in a suggestive pose and smirking at you. 

“You’re a fucking idiot, Dieter.”

“But I’m cute. Get in here!” 

You clamber into the van and roll the door shut behind you before sitting on the old beat up mattress beside Dee. He plucks at the thin straps of your sundress. 

“I like this, baby. It’s pretty. Take it off.” 

You roll your eyes at him but strip your dress off anyway. You ditch your panties while you’re at it and kick both your sandals into the very back of the van, before sitting back down on your knees beside Dieter. He pulls you in for a sloppy kiss with way too much tongue, and you shriek and slap his chest. 

“Quiet! You wouldn’t want Scotty to find out…” he waggles his eyebrows at you. 

You push him so that he falls flat on his back and straddle him. He slips his hand between your legs, dragging his thick fingers through your slick and then pushing one inside to the knuckle. The chunky ring on his middle finger digs into your labia. 

“Ow Dieter, your fu- fucking ring is stabbing me.” 

“I’m not taking it off.” Dieter pumps his finger into you just to emphasize his point and you whimper. 

“I actually can’t stand you. It’s gonna bruise,” you whine.

“Not like Scotty goes down on you enough to ever see it.” 

You roll your eyes at him, but he has a point. You’re the only one who will know, and you’re not necessarily opposed to having Dieter’s mark on you as long as Scotty won’t find out. Instead of answering him, you lean forward and kiss him. Dieter adds his middle finger, curling his fingertips against your walls and fuck it feels good. 

You suck Dieter’s bottom lip into your mouth and pull back, nipping his lip before you separate from him completely. “Lemme ride you.” 

“Fuck yeah!” Dieter pulls his fingers out of you and slips them into his mouth as you line up with his cock. You sink down on him slowly, pressing your hands into his chest. Dieter’s head drops back onto the mattress when you bottom out. “It’s so cool when you’re on top,” he breathes, palming both of your tits. 

“It’s so cool when you shut up,” you retort, but some of the bite is lost in how breathless you sound. You lift up on your knees, letting him slide almost completely out of you before you drop back down. Dieter grabs your hips and forces you to roll them forward, dragging your clit along the coarse hair at his base. You let your head fall back between your shoulder blades. Let Dieter drag you back and forth on his cock until you can’t hold in your whimpers anymore. He’s so deep inside you, grinding into your g-spot, it’s not long before you feel your cunt flutter around him, feel yourself soak him with your slick. 

“That’s right baby, come on my cock,” he smirks at you. 

“You know, you don’t have to speak,” you say, pulling yourself off him. 

“Wait! I didn’t get to come yet,” Dieter pouts at you. And god help you, it’s too adorable to resist. His plush bottom lip sticking out and his big brown eyes welling with undoubtedly fake tears. 

You get situated between his thighs and take his dick in your hand. He looks extremely relieved, as if not coming would have been the end of the world. You lick a stripe from his balls to his tip, eyes never leaving his, and he whimpers, still pouting a little. You roll your eyes at him and suck him down to the root. He tries to buck into your mouth, but you pin his hips down and set your own pace. 

You cup his balls in your hand, rolling them gently as you suck him off. He rests his hands on the back of your head, not pushing or pulling you, just wanting to touch you. 

You really need to get back inside before the preacher wraps up his sermon, so you slip one finger behind his sack and press it into his perineum. Even indirect stimulation to his little bundle of nerves drives him insane, and his grip on the back of your head tightens as he comes down your throat with a strangled cry. 

“Fuck! Fucking fuck fuck fuck.” 

You pull off him with a pop, swiping your thumb across your bottom lip to make sure nothing spilled out. “Yeah?” 

“Yeah,” Dieter sighs. 

[Reader] says she's out shopping

But she's under me

And I'm not stopping

“I’m at the mall. I’ll see you later, okay?” 

“Sure thing, babe. Love you!” Scotty hangs up before you even have to answer him. You shove your phone in your pocket and knock on Dieter’s apartment door. 

You hear a weird amount of shuffling and banging around before the door opens. Dieter’s hair is a complete wreck, his ratty green robe is hanging open to reveal nothing underneath, and eyes are still bleary with sleep. 

“It’s 3 in the afternoon. Did you just wake up?” 

“Yes. Now get in here,” Dieter grabs your hand and pulls you into his apartment. He slams the door shut and continues dragging you by the wrist until you’re in his room. His bed, or rather his mattress on the floor, is unmade… but at least it has sheets on it. 

Dieter doesn’t waste time stripping your clothes off of you, tossing his own robe into the pile on the floor. “So where are you today?” He asks as he kisses your neck, walking back toward the bed. 

“The mall,” you tell him as you sink down (way down) onto the bed and pull him on top of you. 

“Won’t you need shopping bags for that lie?” Dieter asks, dragging his aquiline nose down your throat, between the valley of your breasts, and kissing your belly. 

“He won’t notice,” you sigh, putting your hands in his messy hair and pushing his head down between your legs. You’re already wet, just from seeing him naked at the door, as much as you hate to admit it. 

You’re really not sure what it is about this loser that turns you on so much. It’s probably his massive dick and pretty face – two things Scotty is not in possession of. 

Dieter licks a stripe through your folds and moans at the taste. You love how much he loves to eat you out. Dieter pulls your legs over his shoulders and buries his face between your legs, stuffing his tongue in your cunt and grinding his nose into your clit. You tug on his hair and he whines into your skin. 

He pulls back and nips your thigh. “Dieter! Don’t–” He plunges two fingers into your cunt, cutting off the reprimand. His ring nestles right up to the bruise he left the other day and it hurts, but you like it. 

“Don’t make a mark,” Dieter mocks. “I know, baby.” He places his lips over your clit and sucks on it in time to the thrust of his fingers. You fucking love his mouth, tell him as much with a long groan of his name. He curls his fingers into your walls, nibbles lightly on your clit. You arch your back and pull his face into you by his hair as you come, cunt clamping down on his fingers. He works you through it, gently massaging your g-spot until your body relaxes. 

“Fuck, Dieter.” 

“That’s the idea, babe.” Dieter pushes your legs off his shoulders and climbs on top of you. He rests his weight on one arm by your head and hitches your thigh over his hip with the other. His hard cock runs through your soaking pussy a few times before his head catches on your entrance and he slides in to the hilt. 

His head drops to your shoulder and he shudders out a breath. “Always feel so good, baby.” 

You wrap your arms around his shoulders, holding him tight to you as he starts rolling his hips. One of your hands slides up into that tousled mess of hair on his head and the other clings tightly to his shoulder. 

You tilt your head back, giving him space to kiss your neck as he ruts into you. Filthy, drawn out moans spill from your lips every time he bottoms out. His only sounds are little grunts of exertion, muffled by your skin. 

He drops your thigh and sits up on his knees, pulling you into his lap. He wraps his hands around the underside of your thighs and pushes your knees up toward your chest. “Gonna fuck you for real now, baby. Gonna make you scream my name.” 

You’d roll your eyes at him, but you know he’s right. He pushes back inside you, giving you a second to adjust to the new angle, and then he starts slamming his hips down into you. He’s hitting something so deep, you know you’ll be feeling it tomorrow. 

Maybe that’s his goal. 

You dig your nails into his shoulders, dragging them down his back as he absolutely rails you. (He doesn’t have a girlfriend to hide the marks from). “Oh GOD, Dieter. FUCK.” You curse as he bottoms out again and again. 

His curls are sweaty with exertion and hanging over his forehead, bouncing with every thrust of his hips. You focus your eyes there as you feel your entire body tense up. He drops one of your legs and leans forward, crashing his mouth into yours just as you come on his cock. The tight squeeze of your cunt around him sends him over the edge and you feel his hips stutter as he comes inside you with a groan. 

He collapses onto the bed beside you and drags you into his arms, not even bothering to clean you up. You curl up on his sweaty chest and he nuzzles his face into your hair. 

“So what time do you have to be done ‘shopping?’” 

“Too soon.” 

I can't believe he's so trusting

While I'm right behind you thrusting

[Reader]'s got him on the phone

And she's trying not to moan

It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing

Your phone rings not even a full minute after Dieter makes you come all over his face. You flail your arm out to the side until your hand hits the bedside table, fumbling around for the device.

It’s Scotty.

“Hey baby!” you answer in a probably-too-chipper tone. 

“Hi, babe. What are you up to?” Scotty asks. Dieter signals for you to put the phone on speaker, which you don’t do. 

“Oh just reading. How was your day?” Dieter grabs your hips and flips you over on the bed, so that you’re lying on your stomach. You suppress the yelp that almost falls from your lips. 

“Put it on speaker,” Dieter growls in your ear. “Or I’ll make this even harder for you.” You feel yourself get even wetter despite your annoyance. 

You put the phone on speaker and listen to Scotty continue to ramble on about his day. Dieter pulls your hips backwards until you’re on your knees. He drags his fingers through your very wet core and strokes his dick a couple times. 

“Oh, I’m sorry Scotty that su-ucks,” you stutter as Dieter sheathes himself inside you. 

“You good babe?” Scotty’s tinny voice filters out of your flip phone. 

“Yeah! Just choked on my own spit…” 

Dieter snorts and you shoot a glare over your shoulder at him. He smirks at you, drawing his hips back and sliding back in slowly. He’s not dumb enough to cause your skin to slap together, but he is a fucking idiot for doing this in the first place. 

Scotty keeps rambling on about some asshole customer at the Dairy Queen he works at, and you bite back a moan as Dieter grinds his hips against your ass, pressing his cock in deep. 

He grabs your hair in his fist and pulls so that your head is tipped back and starts fucking into you at a steady pace, stopping just short of bottoming out so that the only noise is the wet drag of him through your core. 

“What’s that weird sound in the background?” 

“Huh?” Your body tenses with anxiety, but it just causes you to tighten around Dieter and fuck if it doesn’t feel good. 

“There’s like, a weird noise I don’t know.” 

“Probably just my cat, babe.” Dieter snorts again, but you can’t really do anything about it in your current position. You decide to stop worrying so much and enjoy yourself. 

You drop down to your elbows and push your ass higher in the air. The change in angle has his cock brushing your g-spot on every thrust and you bite your pillow to muffle any noises you don’t manage to hold back. 

Dieter fucks you as hard as he can without making too much noise – he doesn’t really want you to get caught, after all. Half the fun is cucking Scotty. 

“Okay babe, I gotta get back to work. See you later?” Scotty drones.

“Later!” You manage to choke out before scrambling to flip your phone shut. The second it’s closed, you toss it on the floor and let out a loud moan. Dieter finally starts fucking you like he wanted to in the first place, and the loud slapping of his hips against your ass fills the room. 

You come with a scream, burying your face in your pillow and thrusting your hips back to meet Dieter’s. He fucks you through it and doesn’t stop. He keeps thrusting deep inside you, hitting something that has you screaming into your pillow. He doesn’t stop fucking you until you come again, and only then does he follow you over the edge. 

He pulls out and spreads your ass cheeks, watching his cum drip from your hole, then he drapes himself over your body and whispers in your ear. “Was that your first three way?” 

You’re so fucked out you can’t be mad at him, which was probably his goal. You giggle deliriously. “Mmhmm.” You drop all the way down to the bed, sprawling out. Dieter wiggles in close to you and wraps his arms around you. 

His front lawn in the snow

Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

It’s Scotty’s birthday. So really, you should be by his side. Instead, he’s inside getting wasted with his friends, and you’re in his side yard… getting railed by Dieter. 

Dieter has you against the house, your long skirt pinned above your hips, and one leg hitched around his waist. His lips are attached to your neck and you should really tell him to stop before he leaves a mark, but you don’t want him to. 

He snaps his hips into you rapidly and you brace yourself on his shoulders and rock your hips to meet his thrusts, panting into the frozen air. 

“It’s cold as fuck, Dieter, hurry.” 

“You fucking hurry.” He slips his hand between your bodies and starts rubbing your clit. 

“Oh fuck, just like that,” you whine. You’re so fucking close to coming – just a couple more minutes like this and you’d be clenching on his cock. But life doesn’t always work out that way. 

The sound of the back door slamming causes both of you to jump and your foot slips out from under you. Both of you go crashing to the icy ground, Dieter landing on top of you. 

“What the fuck is going on out here?” Scotty asks, clearly pissed. 

“Oh SHIT!” Dieter starts to try to come up with some bullshit excuse, but you just scramble to your feet and take off running to the front yard. Dieter follows close behind you, dragging his pants up as he runs. 

You throw the side door of his van open and jump in as Dieter hops in the front seat. Scotty makes it to the curb right as Dieter peels away. You slam the door shut and fall back on the mattress. Dieter glances back over his shoulder, a big goofy grin on his face. 

“So I guess Scotty knows.” 

I hope you enjoyed this truly ridiculous fic <3

[darkfictionjude]

Have you been shadowbanned? For some reason none of your posts are showing up on my following page rn. Just thought I’d mention it just incase.

I really have no idddeaaa you’re the first person who has told me this

Honestly if it’s true I’m surprised it took this long 😭😭😭

[mattscoquette]

i got shadowbanned, chat they got me

i’m emo kiko rn (my other bunny) save me rylee 😭😭😭

why am i just seeing this now 😭 SEND ME MORE PICS OF THE BUNNIES THEY R SO CUTIE PIE

[boo-seb]

@racingliners I’m going to try tagging you on my side blog, but idk if that will work either cause my main is shadowbanned rn haha. I can only see your message up to this notification preview, but of course!!! 🥺

That makes me so happy that my silly organization is helping TRoS in any way 😭🥰 my tags aren’t appearing either so I’ll tell you here, I loved the recent Seb POV snippet interweaving Lewis’s excellent memory when it comes to Seb 🥲 you write sewis so tenderly, it truly feels like a warm hug in word form ❤️ I’m in the middle of reading your recent work for the sebfest and it’s melting me into absolute goo 🫠❣️

[arsonistlullabyee]

─•*:｡✩ 1x1.

hi everyone! im looking for discord rp partners! its my first time here, not gonna lie. you can call me anya or daisy, im a she/her and im 24 yo! GMT-3

tbh i would love to make ooc friendships as well as finding a partner. id rather find a long-therm discord partner, but i think thats a pretty rare thing to find, lol. once i have a muse and a plot i’ll always be creating playlists, notion pages, pinterest boards, and sharing inspirations... BUT ↴

if you don’t like those kinds of interactions please let me know so i won’t bother you. HOWEVER if you do like doing those kinds of things as well, i will LOVE to see what you’ve got. i’m pretty much always around and i do get invested. i love creating and discussing headcanons and i do enjoy writing smut, but it’s not essential to me, so if you don’t like its super okay. please do let me know tho, once i believe that our plot will only work if we have a honest communication. i only do female muses and usually my ships are f/m.

i love angst, and some potential triggering plots. because of that i won’t be partitioning with 21- players.

just some ideas for what im looking for; all kinds of drama, i want auroras sad prose including:

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

bandmates/celebrities

young parents or godparents

rich spoiled problematic young adults

troubled young adults

toxic exes

love affairs

found family

toxic relationships

strangers to lovers

fake dating/marriage

fluff/domestic

rn i’m really hyperfixated on:

-drew starkey (op)

-dua lipa / callum turner (op)

about writing: usually i try to write the same way my partner writes. but id rather write in 3rd person, descriptive and narrative. i can write in portuguese, as well as in english. and i do write smuts.

i guess thats it, hit me with a ♡ if you want me to reach out to you.

if you read till this point i really appreciate you. xx. *:｡✩─

(this is actually a repost, my og blog was shadowbanned. hopefully it wont happen again)

[gojonanami]

I will eventually read the gojo professor series!! I have a lot going on rn and can only take so much heartache-😭 but I will read it and hype it up so hard when I do read it!!💕

Also you never pop up on my dash for some reason😭

ahhh don’t worry :) it’s not gonna be super angsty like prof geto haha — honestly i would say it’s more on the comedic side tbh

I hope everything calms down on your end 🥹💕 I hope you’re hanging in there and taking care of yourself bb!! because that’s what’s more important 🫶🫶🫶

That’s why I had put up that poll 😭😭 I’m worried I’m being shadowbanned lately because I feel like my things aren’t showing on people’s pages

[miupow]

the amount of mutuals i have that are getting shadowbanned rn i’m sweating if this blog gets flagged i’ll kms

[jester-lover]

hey, fellow desi here and i wanted to say: i LOVED ur desi x reader post! if it’s ok, may i request for ruggie, ace, and deuce? they’re my favs and it would be rlly nice to see how they react to the culture. totally fine if u don’t want to/uncomfy, it’s ur choice ^w^ i’ll respect what u do regardless!

YES ILL DO IT!!! I’m so sorry for how late this is I’ve had very little time, but I’m home sick rn so it’s a better time than ever!!

Ruggie, Ace, and Deuce with a Desi! Girlfriend!!!

Warnings: fem reader, fluff, big families, food mentions, dancing, mentions of feeling overwhelmed. This is a blog that appreciates desi culture.

Ruggie

First and foremost, because I know what you are thinking, HE LOVES THE FOOD

The first time he gets invited to a house party, he thinks he descended to heaven

He’s such a big fan of how much food he’s getting at the party, all your grannies love him because he literally eats everything on his plate

Ruggie is a Gol Guppa (Pani Puri) fan through and through

He’s a big fan of the different types of stews and soups, another proud biryani boy

He’s so cute whenever you wear traditional clothing, it’s like he does a full factory reset

He’s a fan of salwar Kameez, something about elegance and simplicity coming together makes him feel butterflies

He loves gelabi too omg

“What is this called? Biryani? It’s good!”

Ace

Ace prefers Chai to the tea drank during tea parties

If you have little siblings, or forbid, little cousins, he’s instigating every shenanigan between them

Absolute menace

He also loves desi food, especially all the different types of bread

Aloo Paratha is his personal favorite!!

Ace will definitely be in the middle of any dance circle

He loves you in any traditional clothes, but in his humble opinion, you look the best in kurtas and lehengas, what can he say? He loves flowy vibrant clothes

“Come on s/o!! Don’t you want to dance with me?”

Deuce

This absolute sweetheart

Deuce is the type of boy who feeds you snacks when your mehndi is drying so you don’t mess it up

Deuce folds the ends of your lehenga up so you don’t get it caught in car doors

Deuce is the boy who tells you when you’re tikka is off-centered

He adores everything about your culture, he loves you so deeply

Whenever you need some time alone, (because sometimes family events can be draining) he’ll find someplace quiet for you to chill

Deuce is a lover of bright flavors, sambar and dosa, rooh-afza, lamb meat, he’ll eat it all

“Thank you for taking such great care of me.”

AN: I think I might be shadowbanned my posts don’t show up in tags:(

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! I love writing desi reader headcanons, requests are open at the time of posting. Also, should I watch black butler?