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greatdistractions · 8 months ago
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finished balder's gate!
here's the last screenshot I took of my tav before... to avoid spoilers, I'll just say she got a makeover for the final fights of the game
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her name's Marble. she duel-wields hand crossbows, kisses karlach, and takes in every stray she meets. chaotic good, for sure.
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lostacelonnie · 1 year ago
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Definitely understandable i easily lose the energy to talk with people when i have to interact with family. So you're good. Ah yes the dont worry about it approach my favorite. Especially when what you do in regards to you is your business. Well between last message & now i forgot so thats a good indicator of how thats goin. Beaches over here are hit & miss but the closer ones to me arent as popular thankfully. Hm. What is a2 knowledge & how is it getting worse? I adore colder climates heat is not kind to me at all. Tents are. Well. Some are decently priced depending on how big of one you get. Oh i definitely recommend going with friends its a lot of fun. Ive been slacking a bit on the game but so far clara is workin for me. Probably wont have enough for kafka. Oooh good luck to you with all your pulls. Story spoilers aren't a major thing for me because the how is always still fun. Definitely understand some just dont want em at all. Every time i try minecraft im like. Never sure what i want to do. So kudos to you for stickin with the game & having fun. Smaller cities are nice love having close stuff without being in like. A big city. Ah dang i hope you find that dye again in the future. Makeup is hard it should be easier for those who wanna wear it. Ive been so busy i missed. So many events whoops. Problem of bein stuck level gaining to continue story. Motivation is hard to come by. I busy myself reading or looking up new science discoveries when i dont wanna leave my room.
thankies ahdhfjfj!!! and, once again, apologies for the late reply. my grandma fortunately left a while ago but i was feeling Cranky and didnt wanna sound Annoyed With Existing ahdjfh. still kinda dying inside since i return to school in 2 weeks but fuck it we ball we stay silly etc. COMING BACK. yeah like "nobodys gonna know-" "theyre gonna know." "how would they know". and understandable sjdkfgjk consider this your reminder then. and ahh fair i live pretty far away from the sea so i dont really know good Spots i guess. BUT i do like lake beaches since theyre way more quiet most of the time. and basically im not exactly sure in how many countries it applies, im thinking most of europe? but essentially language knowledge here is divided by levels, a1 -> a2 -> b1 -> b2 -> c1 -> c2 with c2 being the highest. and well i guess theres also a0 but thats just when you start. a2 is just speaking Basic English, so like enough to survive if you go to an english speaking country but not much more. for reference, by tests ive done, my level is like between b2 and c1 so very decent but i dont know most of the "fancier" and more specific words. and with it "getting worse" i mean that [at least from what our teacher told us] the textbooks are getting easier and easier so people are leaving school not actually knowing almost anything. yeah SAME its been so hot here recently so ive been Suffering. and yeah i know but me and my mother dont really know if its a good idea to buy one since we dont really go camping anyway. but maybe when im an adult im gonna get more into it, esp if i have ppl to do it with. and ah thats nice to hear!!! i DID manage to get kafka and her lightcone so ive been having fun with her recently. actually overpowered. tho i heard shes quite f2p friendly. and oh understandable!! i unfortunately used to be on tiktok where they spoil EVERYTHING and its impossible to avoid so ever since then ive been extra careful. tho i kinda feel that way ab fontaine rn [cos i ended up actually being kinda interested] since i cant download it rn but still am excited 4 the story despite knowing little unconnected bits. and fair, minecraft def isnt for everyone but its very good for chilling out at least to me. rn im procrastinating on beating the ender dragon so im just maxxing out my gear rn. and yeah but im still gonna see whether or not i wanna live a long way from my family. oh well i still have time. also thanks!!! i have not been successful yet but i bought another dye so im gonna keep you updated on that. and ahhhh understandable, ive been Grinding so i didnt have that problem sjfkg i should build my sampo but. ah. i hate grinding artifacts. pretty excited for the 1.3 simulated universe update tho!!! esp since im really curious about the aeons so seeing more of the propagation is sth im looking forward to. but good luck!!! and VERY real i like doing wikipedia deep dives esp about marine animals. im a fishpilled oceancel but i unfortunately suffer from Not Remembering Anything Ive Read Ever.
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enjeolmii · 4 years ago
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talkies by the night - n.nk
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genre: fluff
word count: 1.6k
warnings: cursing but only once, whiny niki, more fluff, also more fluff, that’s about it
a/n: this one’s another repost from my old acc ;)
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you (10:51pm) hey bb :)
you (10:51pm) u busy?
❣︎niki❣︎ (10:51pm) hey sunshine
❣︎niki❣︎ (10:51pm) what’s up?
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dialling ❣︎niki❣︎…
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0:01
0:02
❣︎niki❣︎ “what’s my sunshine up to at this time of the night?”
you “i was trying to finish all of my homework at once so that i’d have nothing more to worry about”
❣︎niki❣︎ “hm”
you “and now im bored” (your lips form a pout, though you knew he wouldn’t be able to see it - you hear him heave a yawn)
you “how about you? you sound tired. is you alright? is you good? let me know”
❣︎niki❣︎ “yeah, i’m fine. it was just a little busier at the dance studio today" (he giggled)
you “yeah?”
❣︎niki❣︎ “mhm”
❣︎niki❣︎ “dang, those kids really got me beat. this one kid kept asking me to watch him do the dab and even tried to teach me the ‘proper way’ of doing it… for, like, my entire break”
you “oh, lord, i hate kids like that”
❣︎niki❣︎ “tell me about it”
you (a laugh escapes through your nose)  “well, i was going to ask you if you wanted to come over and hang out tonight, but i think you should take a good rest for now”
❣︎niki❣︎ “what?”
❣︎niki❣︎ “no, no. i could come over right now if you want. i’m not really that tired, y'know"
you “no, bb. you just said so yourself that you’re tired. you should take a rest. i’ll be fine, hm?”
❣︎niki❣︎ “but i really want to see you" (he brings his lower lip out)
you “we could just open video call if you really want to. you should at least be at bed early tonight”
❣︎niki❣︎ “please, please, please, …” (he whined continuously)
you (a short silence comes as you contemplate slightly) “ugh, fine. but you aren't staying past twelve, alright”
❣︎niki❣︎ “yes!”
❣︎niki❣︎ “i’ll be over in 15. wait for me, sunshine!”
2:48
2:49
the call has ended
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Minutes pass by, and the sound of the doorbell stops you from surfing through movies on Netflix. Rising to your feet, you throw the remote control behind you on the couch and head for the door. You grab the knob and pushed it down to pull the door open. Then, a smile replaces your excited expression, revealing your boyfriend standing with crescent eyes.
"Hi," Niki's smile widens at the sight of you, and you open your arms immediately to engulf him in a warm hug.
"Hey," Taking in the scent of his mild cologne, you smile onto his shoulder.
He then pulls his head away from yours to cup it in his palms within the proximity you had, your arms still wrapped around his cozy body.
"I missed you." He said, squishing your cheeks.
"I missed you more. Come in." You pull away from him with a giddy laugh before dragging him into your house and onto the couch, closing the door behind you. But as you were about to take a seat next to him, you notice him clutching a black plastic bag in his hand. Your gaze diverts from the bag, then to him, and you arch an eyebrow in question.
"I got us a lot of snacks," He raised it to pile out every single one of the various go-to snacks you get from the convenience store whenever you went for a visit. "They're your favorites."
Not one second passed by, and you feel your lips come trembling in the effort to hold back the tears in your eyes, remembering how you told him that you're in dire need of a convenience store trip since your siblings snatched all of yours last week.
"You didn't have to." Your eyes start filling up by the brim, reaching the back of your index to wipe the tears off of your now wet cheeks.
The male slumps further into the sofa, amused at how shallow your standards are for crying. "C'mere,"
He momentarily stands up to grab the blanket that you burrito-ed yourself in earlier before he came, and he opens his arms comfortably for you to cuddle under the blanket.
"Why are crying, hm? It's nothing to cry about, crybaby." Niki whispers into your hair once you've climbed up the sofa to snuggle beside him. He wraps the two of you with the blanket, lightly tapping his hand onto your tear-stained cheeks as your head sinks deeper into the crook of his neck.
"I don't know either." You both snicker.
With the remote control stuck in the boy's grip, you unsuccessfully attempt to get your hands on the black gear when he abruptly presses through the several rows of horror movies. Niki knows very well how much you despise this kind of stuff, especially at night. You always argued with him that even though he was there to stay with you throughout the movie, it wasn't like he would be there for you the rest of the night.
He hoists the remote control higher in the air as he stands up, his other arm stretching to block you from reaching it. A grunt leaves your lips when you try to jump up from the sofa towards his hand, flying across the air to tackle him down onto the floor.
With a smirk on your face, your hands immediately lunge for the sides of his torso and the base of his neck, playfully brushing your fingers against his skin to tickle him amidst all his giggly squirms.
"Give- me- the remote-" You tickle him mercilessly, and he tries to turn you around to compete you to the floor.
"Nope." One push was all it took to have your back against the ground and your boyfriend kneeling beside your body. It's become your turn to get tickled, and you weren't prepared for it.
In between jagged giggles and desperate attempts to break free from the beast, you fail miserably to shut off his strategies. Your tensed-up muscles start to feel exhausted and it didn't take you long enough to give in to his disposition.
"Okay, okay. Stop," You breathlessly plead, and he detaches his hands from you, alleviated, getting back on his feet before reaching a hand out to help you get up. "You just never let me win these games, do you?" You sigh.
You take his hand and hurl yourself up with his help. Wrapping your arms around his shoulders, you walk back to the couch, dragging your shaky feet across the floor, only to collapse back into the cushions.
"It's okay. I'll let you win next time." He tugs you back into his arms under the blanket.
Through the decks of choices of horror movies you have searched through, you somehow convinced him to choose one that's a little more benign for the night. It didn't help him that seeing you, after such a long day at the dance studio, emphasized how beautiful and comforting you are to him. With that thought running perfectly in his mind, he gulps down and tears his stare away from you.
With his thumbs dancing across the right buttons of the gear, the pair of you finally find the one that you had set in stone, though you still had little doubts about your choices.
The movie began and it was already causing tiny bumps to appear on your arms. The main character was roaming alone in the dark of the corridors, finding a strange, eerie letter lying at the end of the hall.
The lights turned off everywhere in your house only added to the anxiety building up in your body, so you try scooting closer to Niki, which seemed to be impossible now that you see how you're already shouldering his chest.
Your actions caught the male in a string of silent laughter. You could tell he was trying to hide it from you, though, and you shoot daggers in his direction when you felt the vibrations on your shoulder.
Halfway into the movie, you got immersed in the thrill. Munching on the bag of your favorite snacks, it actually wasn't as scary as you had thought initially, the jump scares much milder than you had expected. Yet the unsettling feeling of never knowing what could happen still lingers in you, and quite oddly, the situation scares you more rather than the ghosts themselves. A little strange for someone as weak-hearted as you, but it seems to fit right perfectly to your tast-
You were torn away from your train of thoughts by a heavy feeling on your shoulder. With a startled jolt, you see your boyfriend leaning on your shoulder with his eyes shut asleep. You bring your hand to your chest, relieved at the sight of him instead of the creepy monster from the movie out to get you.
His head lies against you, the proximity so close that you could count every strand of eyelashes that he had. You took the opportunity to stare deep into his elegance. He was almost like an angel offered to you shining from the heavens with those good looks, and you all but feel the butterflies erupt from your stomach - just like when he confessed to you at that practice room a year ago.
"If only you didn't look so gorgeous like that, I would have punched you in the face for passing out on me right now." You quietly mumbled at his resting state, a sigh leaving your lips as you go back to munching chips and watching the movie with a shaking head.
When you return into a trance of spewing curses, a light smile forms at the corner of his lips, feeling indebted for having a girlfriend as cool as you.
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tigerseye46 · 3 years ago
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Can I have some peachpig with A39 and B9?
Yes, yes you can! I mentioned this in one prompt fill but I’m releasing the other ones later.
A39. “That’s what you get for being such a dummy.” B9. “Did you do all this… for me?”
When Wukong started to hang around the others (not by choice at first, mind you), he noticed some things. He would be honest and said that he hardly paid attention to his successor’s friends, they were just there but now that they were forced to live within close quarters, it’s natural that he picked up a few things.
He picked up Mei’s love for racing and general competition, and how great she was at games. He noticed Tang’s love for knowledge, how his eyes lit up while explaining any magical object they came across and how it appeared that he knew more than he was aware of. And Sandy, well he didn’t need to go over Sandy or as he should say, Sha Wujing. His little brother revealed his identity to the group after taking Pigsy’s scolding at Wukong to heart. It was a shocking reunion to say the least.
Then there was Pigsy.
Pigsy had a tough exterior but a hidden soft side, he heard stories of him yelling at Tang for being a freeloader but considering the guy was still around his store, Pigsy didn’t have the heart to kick him out. He gave the kid a hard time but he made sure to praise the boy a lot and help him out. He cared in his own special way.
The pig was a real softie and the way he expressed affection was cute.
And it would be cuter if he wasn’t in the current process of being scolded.
The pig scowled at him and wrapped another bandage around his arm. He had gotten hurt in a recent demon attack, forgetting that he was more susceptible to injury since his powers had been weakened. Despite insisting time and time again that he still couldn’t die, Pigsy didn’t exactly care and would scold him for his reckless endeavors.
Although he knew that was how the pig showed he cared, it was still annoying.
He could take care of himself!
The pig punched him in the arm. “That’s what ya get for bein’ such a dummy.” The king merely rolled his eyes in response. “Don’t roll your eyes at me. Immortal monkey or not, I will kick your butt,” he hissed with his hands placed on his hips.
He did another eyeroll and gave him a fond smile. “Uh huh. I would like to see you try.”
“Don’t tempt me,” he warned. “Now, come on.” The pig took his hand, making the king’s cheeks shift to pink then he was led onto the dining area where the chef gestured for him to sit down.
“I’ve already eaten,” he said. He had eaten a bunch of peaches before they were attacked, that was enough, right?
“Uh huh. Peaches don’t count.”
“I would argue that peaches do count.”
“Peaches aren’t a full meal. Now sit down.” He tugged the king down onto the seat, the king complied with a groan.
“Fine… fine.” Wukong didn’t miss the way the pig smiled slightly and patted his face, lingering for a bit and the monkey was tempted to make him stay but he separated and started making noodles.
Silence remained between the two with occasional interruption from the others, Tang had caught a whiff of the noodles and rushed over with Pigsy insisting that it wasn’t for him, dang freeloader.
“But, Pigsy,” Tang had whined.
“No, it’s not for you! It’s for Wukong!”
“Wow, why do you never offer the rest of us our own special bowl of noodles when we’re injured?”
“I do!”
“No, you don’t. Is Wukong more important than the rest of us?” He teased. “I mean I get it, he is the Great Sage but is it also because-?” He didn’t have time to finish that sentence before a spoon was thrown in his direction and Pigsy chased him off with a cackling ringing in the air.
“Like you fight in the first place, dang freeloader! Come back here!”
When Pigsy returned, a grin was still on Wukong’s face, the chef’s brows furrowed. “Shush.”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“Good.” He finished the noodles minutes after that and placed a bowl on the table.
Wukong took in the smell and began digging in, the warm liquid pouring down his throat. He thought about Tang’s words, was he the only one Pigsy gave noodles exclusively when he was hurt? Or was that Tang just messing with him?
Wukong tapped against the bowl, Pigsy sat beside him. “Eat,” Pigsy commanded.
“I will but am I the only one you give food to when I’m hurt?”
The pig snorted. “Don’t flatter yourself. I give the others food too, obviously, at least with them, I don’t have to loom over while they eat because you don’t know how to take care of yourself, gods know you’ll just dump it somewhere.”
“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time,” he argued.
“And how has that worked out? MK told me ya ate your own hair!”
He shrugged. “It’s not that bad.”
Pigsy stuck his tongue out in disgust, his eyes drooping slightly. “And this is why you’re havin’ proper meals or else.”
He shook his head in amusement. “Wow, a threat. I feel loved.”
“Ya better.”
Wukong’s heart skipped a beat at the other’s agreement, he pulled the other closer to him. Pigsy leaned his head against his fur. “Tired?”
“Yea. I deal with you all day.”
“Awww. You are so sweet.”
“Shaddup and eat,” he mumbled.
“Fine. Pushy.” The monkey continued eating, feeling comfortable when Pigsy pressed up against his side. He finished his soup, taking a glance at the other whose eyes were shut tight. “Pigsy.” He nudged the pig, only to hear snoring. “Pigsy.” No response.
He sighed and placed an arm under the pig’s legs and a palm on his back. He lifted the pig up, mildly questioning why he fell asleep at random. He was in the hallway, Pigsy in his arms when he saw Xiaotian cross his path. “Hey, bud!”
The kid waved. “Hey, Monkey King. Uh, why are you carrying Pigsy?”
“He fell asleep while we were talking.”
“Oh, that makes sense. I overheard him ranting to Sandy about being exhausted while taking care of everyone. Well...”
“Well?”
“Well more like it was about you.”
Wukong winced, jeez, he knew he wasn’t the easiest to deal with but he didn’t know Pigsy was running himself ragged trying to take care of him. How did he not notice? A guilty feeling formed in the pit of his stomach. Maybe he should do something to repay his kindness.
“Monkey King?”
“Hm?”
“You okay?”
“I’m fine. Thanks for telling me that, bud. I’ll just place Pigsy in his room now.”
“Okay!”
The king continued walking and entered the pig’s bedroom, the other muttered something incoherent in his sleep as he was gently lowered onto the bed. Wukong pressed a kiss to his forehead then placed the covers over him and left the room.
He sat on the living room couch, questioning what he should do to pay Pigsy back. What does Pigsy need help with? The pig was always cooking for them and Wukong knew how to make a decent meal, contrary to the pig’s belief.
So he got up and decided to do so.
He knew where Pigsy kept everything and he began cooking the best he could, the others came into the kitchen to ask what he was doing and he answered, offering to put aside some leftovers for when he was done.
He hummed to himself as he placed the food on the table and observed the kitchen, he had cleaned the whole thing from top to bottom. That had taken a few hours.
His ears perked up as footsteps approached. Pigsy rubbed his eyes as he came into the kitchen. “Stupid, charmin’ monkey doesn’t know how to take care of himself, makin’ me tired,” he muttered to himself and glanced up to see Wukong standing there, his eyes widened. “Wukong!”
He smiled. “Hey, sleepyhead. Have a good nap?”
“Yea, it was fine. What are ya doin’ here? Finally eatin’ somethin’ that’s not your hair?”
Wukong barked out a laugh. “Nope. Actually I made something for you.”
The pig lifted his brow. “Oh?”
“Yep. I… heard from the kid that you’ve been exhausted trying to take care of everyone, well mostly me so I decided to do something nice. I cooked you something.”
“You- you did?” He caught a glimpse of the dumplings, rolls and a bowl of noodles spread out on the table. He then looked around the kitchen. “You cleaned the kitchen?”
“Yea, I did.”
“Did you do all of this… for me?” He asked, sounding extremely touched at the act.
“I just said I did, didn’t I?”
“Wukong… you didn’t have to do this.”
“I wanted to. After all, you’re the one who’s always doing stuff for others.”
He pecked the king’s cheek which resulted in a small blush appearing. “Thank you.” He sat down at the table and bit into a roll. “It’s not a five course meal,” he was interrupted by Wukong’s snort, “but I like it. Thank you.”
He sat down next to him. “You’re welcome. I’ll try to do this more often.”
“I would like that.” He smooched his cheek again. “Makes takin’ care of you worth it.”
Wukong laughed. “Good to know,” he replied, then leaned into Pigsy and enjoyed the moment.
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number-1-kuaidul-fanboy · 4 years ago
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Punch Out Mansion AU
Thought I’d elaborate a little bit on my Punch Out AU where all the WVBA boxers live in a mansion together by giving some background on the characters, like their cliques and lives outside of boxing and other random tidbits I felt like adding. This was all just for fun and is admittedly biased toward/against certain characters, so take it with a grain of salt.
Glass Joe
-Along with boxing, Joe is a photographer.
-Only tried boxing out on a dare and was horrible at it. But he kept trying, insisting he could get at least a few wins. The WVBA liked him so much that when he did get his one win, he was given a place in the minor circuit and is essentially a rite of passage for new challengers.
-No one can really bring themselves to be mean to Joe.
-Sandman learns French from Joe so he can shit talk Little Mac in front of him. Joe also learns English from Sandman and can speak it decently, though he has a noticeable accent.
-His closest friends are Von Kaiser, Sandman, and Little Mac.
-Favourite food is baguettes. (I think that was a little obvious)
-Dog person, pretty social and outgoing.
-Dang good at cooking and baking. Always makes food for the others.
Von Kaiser
-Boxing was Kaiser’s main gig for a while but he’s now out of his prime. He used to be a great boxer in his thirties and was even the champion of the major circuit for a while. However, old age and increased cowardice made him lose more and more until he was only able to defeat Glass Joe to keep his position in the minor circuit.
-Everyone calls him “sir,” some mockingly and others sincerely.
-His english is passable, but he gets certain phrases/words wrong sometimes. Everyone tries to be polite about correcting him.
-Cat person.
-He and Joe are best friends, meaning Kaiser also hangs around Sandman and Mac.
-Plays video games just because the ‘kids’ wanted him to do it. His favourite is NES Mario.
-A bit of a dad to the group, being the oldest.
Disco Kid
-Also started boxing because someone dared him and stuck with it because he wanted the exposure for his disco dancing career. Out of all of them, he is the newest to boxing. (Apart from Little Mac, of course)
-Often wears leotards.
-Dances around the house with headphones on a lazy day.
-He and Don Flamenco are best friends and often play Just Dance (their favourite game) competitively.
-They both also hang out with Great Tiger. (Cuz they’re divas)
-Disco Kid is also a famous TikToker.
-He and Don worked together to make:  “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.” Where they basically make fun of King Hippo.
-Dog Person
-Can’t cook at all.
King Hippo
-Nobody knows his real name so they just call him “Hippo.”
-Favourite food is all.
-Doc Louis shares some chocolate bars with him.
-King Hippo’s son, Prince Potamus took over the throne “temporarily” when King Hippo left for boxing. Now that it’s been a year, people are questioning whether he will ever return to his home island.
-He can’t hold a controller, much less play video games. However, he does wreck everyone at Swordplay in Wii Sports Resort. Nobody can figure out how, but they can’t manage to beat him.
-Just eats everything raw without preparing it.
Piston Hondo
-Does martial arts professionally like Karate and Boxing and shit. He is also new to boxing, and was offered directly by a WVBA person after they saw one of his martial arts demonstrations. Hondo accepted and did some training before starting his boxing career. He fights anyone who challenges him, which is why he hasn’t passed his position, he hasn’t had a chance to challenge anyone himself.
-He speaks very slowly in English in order to get all the words right. It is slow, but proper.
-Pretty much everyone from Major Circuit and onward arm wrestle with Little Mac. Hondo tries to regulate the arm wrestles the best he can. (It needs to be a fair fight!)
-Favourite food is sushi. (I think this is kinda canon, but whatever)
-Piston Hondo and Little Mac train together. Their morning jog is outrunning the bullet train.
-Hondo and Doc Louis are the “dads” of the group and are the most responsible.
-Everyone kind of respects him, even the higher ranks.
-He’s not really a gamer, but he likes Ace Attorney.
-Almost exclusively cooks food from his home country, going off of recipes from his childhood.
Bear Hugger
-Apart from boxing, he is a lumberjack.
-He challenged everyone in the minor circuit and won, but couldn’t defeat Hippo. So he just decided to challenge the first major circuit person, who at the time wasn’t Hondo because Hondo only has one loss.
-Loves camping but none of the others ever want to go. (Aran Ryan might go to prank him.)
-He keeps his squirrel as a pet. One of the others has to take care of it while he’s out. (Hondo or Doc usually offer)
-Favourite food is maple syrup. (Also kinda canon)
-He’s pretty chill with everyone and content to go with the flow most of the time.
-Mobile gamer. He’s really dedicated to PvZ in particular.
-Probably arm wrestles Mac from time to time.
-The only one to really get along with Bald Bull all that well.
-Wakes up early to make pancakes for everyone.
Great Tiger
-He is a street magician, probably. Maybe a professional magician with like a show. I don’t know how this stuff works.
-Probably seduced the ref to get so many decision wins.
-He beat everyone up to Don and was literally about to challenge him for the championship when Little Mac came along. (We can all agree that Great Tiger is much more difficult than Don Flamenco, right?)
-Either didn’t beat King Hippo and did the same thing Bear Hugger did or did beat him and didn’t take the belt because it was “beneath him.”
-Total douche with his clones. He’ll do things like tickle Little Mac to win an arm wrestle. (Hondo and Doc try to stop him but can’t)
-Total prankster.
-Uses magic literally all the time even when he doesn’t need to.
-He surprisingly knows a good amount of English. He still forgets words/phrases and enunciates certain things oddly but he can carry a solid conversation in English.
-Switches to Hindi to trash talk the others, particularly Little Mac. (Even if he’s grown to secretly respect the persistent kid)
-Hangs out around Don and Disco and will help them prank people for TikToks. They will also game together.
-Favourite food is pakora. (It’s an indian dessert. If you’ve never tried it, it’s delicious)
-Same as Hondo, in which he just knows how to cook foods from his country. Uses his clones to do every little task in order to cook. (Ex: Will have one stirring something, one at the rice maker, and another at the stove)
-Eats insanely spicy foods. (Will sometimes eat chili powder right out of the shaker)
Don Flamenco
-His full name is Juan Eduardo Flamenco Ramirez. He was nicknamed “Don” by his friends growing up and stuck with it for his boxing name. He used “Flamenco” as the second half of his name because it was pretty.
-He is canonically a bullfighter and boxer. That’s all you really need.
-Don climbed the ranks like Mac did. He originally kept the minor circuit belt for a while but decided he wanted something more impressive. He challenged Von Kaiser for the major circuit belt and won.
-Also probably seduced the ref if we’re being honest.
-Loves dancing and expensive dates.
-His best friends are Disco Kid and Great Tiger. He nicknamed Disco Kid “Niño de Disco” and Great Tiger “Gran Tigre.”
-He is pretty much bilingual, and has little trouble switching between English and Spanish. He will switch to spanish to tease Little Mac, though it’s pretty harmless in comparison to some of the others.
-He’s only emo in the ring and sometimes around Little Mac. “It’s not a phase, Mac.”
-Dog person.
-Favourite food is churros. (A spanish dessert. Also delicious.)
-He’s really not a gamer and will only play Just Dance with Disco Kid.
-He punched Bald Bull through the roof for a TikTok. Completely unrelated to that, there is a “natural skylight” in Don’s room.
-Challenges Little Mac to arm wrestles whenever he’s bored. Apart from Hondo, he’s probably the least “cheaty” out of them.
-An excellent cook. Because he loves to impress the ladies.
Aran Ryan
-Actually used his real name for boxing. The absolute madman.
-Apart from Boxing, Aran is a telemarketer. He also scams people on the streets as a side hustle.
-He started on the World circuit, the absolute madman, and Soda Pop was the first boxer he met. Aran Ryan can’t manage to beat him or any of the others though and picked on the lower ranks to work up a record. His “number 5” rank is technically unofficial.
-Wastes a lot of money on alcohol.
-Eats nothing but potatoes.
-He and Soda Popinski are best friends. I could see him and Great Tiger either being friends or rivals.
-Doesn’t get along with many of the others. Bald Bull especially is his enemy.
-Learned Russian to communicate with Soda. Likewise, Soda learned more English to communicate with Aran.
-Tries to use two hands while arm wrestling Mac. Doc or Hondo try to get him to knock that shit off.
-Dog person
-He loves gaming and will hack literally any game he can get his hands on. Newer Super Mario Bros Wii is his favourite game.
-Is banned from the kitchen.
Soda Popinski
-Works at a bar selling drinks.
-He’s been boxing for a long time. Held one of the circuit championships at some point but lost it. His other loss was against Sadman.
-He and Aran Ryan are drinking buddies. (Yeah sure it’s soda. It’s spiked with vodka or steroids. You can’t fool me.)
-He’s not much of a gamer, but often gets pulled into playing Aran Ryan’s hacked games with him.
-Always drinks the entire supply of soda. If anyone else wants soda, they have to hide it in one of their rooms.
-Chugs an entire can of steroid soda before arm wrestling Mac.
-“Favourite food? Uh, soda! That is a food, right?” -him at some point
-Understands English well, but has trouble speaking it himself.
-Mostly keeps to himself oddly enough.
-Doesn’t cook. Pretends to not know english when someone asks him to.
Bald Bull
-Apart from boxing, he’s a professional bodybuilder.
-Just kinda challenged people randomly and somehow won most of the time. His losses (pre Mac) were against Macho Man, Sandman, and twice against Doc Louis.
-Is laid back unless the paparazzi come around or someone does something to piss him off. Then he goes beserk. Like the time Don used him to make a “natural skylight” for a TikTok.
-Probably started the arm wrestling tradition against Little Mac, but no one is really sure.
-He and Doc Louis insult each other constantly. Aran and him are also bitter enemies.
-Talks shit about everyone in Turkish.
-Speaks in very broken english and usually hides out in his room.
-He is most chill around Bear Hugger, his closest friend.
-The others normally don’t let him touch a video game controller. However, he did beat King Hippo at Swordplay, shocking everyone.
-Can probably cook just fine but was preemptively banned from the kitchen so no one is really sure.
SMM
-His real name is Chadrick, like the asshole he is.
-A Hollywood actor for sure.
-Was the champion for a while until Sandman kicked his ass. He didn’t take any of the other belts because it was “beneath him.”
-Buys all the skins and battle passes in Fortnite. Also buys a ton of other useless rich person shit.
-Doesn’t live in the mansion but will visit every now and then during parties and shit.
-Eats nothing but In-n-Out. (Thanks Tumblr, for conflating these two in my mind)
-Is totally lying about his age.
Mr. Sandman
-His real name is Michael. People often make the comparison between him and Mike Tyson.
-He looked up to Mike Tyson as a kid.
-He is 100% devoted to boxing. Before boxing however, he worked in retail, which would explain his utter rage with the world.
-Didn’t take the minor or major belts because it was beneath him.
-Extremely competitive with Little Mac.
-“LITTLE MAC YOU ATE MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS THIS CALLS FOR A REMATCH!” -Sandman, all the time
-Also arm wrestles him a lot and challenges him at Minecraft, the favourite game of the two of them. He has a Minecraft world that he’s used for six years on Survival with all these crazy builds.
-Fairly chill when not boxing or competing with Mac.
-Good friends with Glass Joe and admires the persistent little guy despite his lack of skill in boxing.
Doc Louis
-Was the champion before Macho Man. Climbed the ranks like Mac did, and gave up his belts after retiring. Sandman was probably the final straw.
-Fought Bald Bull back in the day, and often won. They’re still rivals now.
-Favourite food is chocolate. (Literally canon, but whatever)
-The ultimate dad of the group.
-Gives them all advice, but clearly picks his favourites (Little Mac).
-All the older fighters get a little nervous when they see him eating chocolate. (You know what I mean if you’ve played Doc Louis’s Punch Out)
-Plays games with the others when they need an extra player.
-Loves cooking and does it all the time, often for some of the others too.
-He’s retired so he doesn’t “officially” live at the mansion. However, the couch has become his designated spot and the table beside it is where he puts his bag of chocolate bars.
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theriverpersonshadow · 3 years ago
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Lamia Drama/Deltarune Semi-Crack Fic
The not-awaited, not asked for Lamia Drama X Deltarune crackfic that absolutely no one wanted, but might now find they want!
I played Deltarune Chapter 2 and just decide to write some silliness for fun. This is extremely non-canon to everything involved. Spoilers (kinda but not really) for DeltaRune Chapter 2.
Warnings for swearing, an extremely brief moment of existential dread, and one sexual joke.
As always, the species of lamia I use come from @vex-bittys
If this is your cup of tea, maybe buy me a Kofi?
           Susie stared up at the sign in front of them. “Kris. This…. Is this a fucking pet shop???” Susie said. The sign said “Caring Coils” and had a picture of someone part skeleton, part snake.
           “No! It’s a spring shop!” Lancer said. What else could “Coils” mean?
           “U-Um… I… I don’t know where this building came from???” Ralsei said. As far as he was aware, they had seen neither snakes nor springs on their journey, but apparently this was in Castle Town now! Somehow!
           Kris walked in. It was surprisingly bright for something in the Dark World, eerily similar to what it’d be like in the light world, but given that the main inhabitants seemed to be the apparent offspring of Jockington and Sans, just… What was even happening here.
           “Are these, like, half skeleton, half snake?” Susie said, walking up and knocking on the glass holding the Mamba. A dozen or so snakes suddenly tackled the glass, hissing at her. “Okay, not gonna lie, that’s kinda cool. You think they bite?”
           Kris just stared at the sign on the glass enclosure saying “Please Ask Before Handling – We Bite – Highly Venomous” until Susie got the hint.
           Regardless, Susie hummed, seriously contemplating sticking her entire hand in there anyways. “Hey. Hey Noelle, you dare me?”
           “SUSIE NO!”
           “C’mon, does venom even work on monsters?”
           “Hah! Clearly you know nothing. Monsters do not have blood and nerves to shut down the same way humans do,” Berdly said, strolling over to the Mamba enclosure. “They don’t even look that tough. Look! They’re worm- AAAAAAAAAAAA;LKJSDFLK;JDFA!” He had stuck his hand in there and immediately gotten himself bitten by like 13 Mamba. He flapped his wings, running around the room and sending bitty Mamba flying absolutely everywhere. Tiny battle cries filled the room as they chased after Berdly.
           “Um… Kris? Should we help him?” Ralsei said, watching the chaos.
           Kris answered No, deciding to instead head into the back. Unlike the skeletal-snakes who were snake sized in the front, this area seemed inhabited by skeleton-sized skele-snakes. Kind of. Most were shorter than Kris, except one Cobra who zipped directly by them with a weaponized mop in hand. Kris peaked back – looks like the cobra dude was mopping up the little skelesnakes. Cool, that’s been settled.
           They got a few odd looks as they browsed the area. It had snake things, and child things. Presumably for snake children, which most of these seemed to be. If not for the supplies and price tags, it’d be easy to mistake this place for an orphanage – which Kris could understand, who would want a Sans X Jockington baby?
           Oh hey, that one might be an adult. A particularly grumpy looking  skele-snake looked them up and down, them immediately flipped them off, “Oh great, I thought I was done with human shit. Or whatever the fuck you are.”
           Kris flipped him off back. What meaningful dialogue.
             Meanwhile, Ralsei was trying to figure out what he should do. In the few seconds Kris had left, Suzy had broken another enclosure completely and even more snakes were running around, not at all helped by Lancer and Rouxls mistaking the new lightners(?) for worms and trying to eat them. Berdly had been swiftly knocked out by the tiny swarm.
           Thankfully, something answered Ralsei’s prayers. He didn’t expect his newly found angel to be a 12-foot-something long version of the things causing chaos, but he literally started mopping up the little ones and depositing them into boxes. As soon as that was done, he gave them all an exhausted, withering stare, “Why. Just… why.”
           “Worms are tasty!” chirped Lancer.
           “These are not worms, we’re lamia,” the new person said. He sighed, straightening himself, “Where are my manners. I’m Nikolai. Apparently the rest of the staff disappeared, somehow, and I have no idea where we are, so forgive me if I’m a bit… in need of several of wines.” His “staff” uniform had been replaced by gold and white robes… and a small golden nametag declaring him “staff”.
           Rouxls pushed himself to the front. “I sympathizeth with thee mostly fullily, thine fellow worker of high class and generallyeth most terrifying stature.”
           “… I think I’m having a stroke,” Nikolai said.
           “Hey Yooooo. I Heard Someone Was Wanting Wine (alcoholic)? I Have Some Battery Acid Right Here!” the Queen said, holding her glass cup of battery acid. It exploded in her hand. “Oops Lol (amused)”
           “… I… I give up,” Nikolai said, laying his head on a table. Several of the bitties were chirping and giving praises, trying to tell him not to give up, but the Mamba were also trying to knock the box they’d been placed in off the shelf by all ramming the side of it at once. The chaos refused to be contained any longer.
           Ralsei looked at Nikolai sympathetically, going over and patting his back, “H-Hey, it’s okay! I’m sure between the two of us and Kris we can keep… order… Oh dear.” Everyone had scattered. It seemed that only The Queen, the unconscious Berdly, and Noelle remained in the room with them.
             The Queen looked into the bitty Papython tank. “Hey Is That You Trousle?”
           Trousle looked up at this new lady with the cool glasses, nodding.
           “Sorry You Came Eleventh In The Dragon Cards The Deckening Mini-Tournament Game But Dang Getting That Much Out Of Like A Billion People (Exaggeration) Is Dang (Damn) Impressive!” The Queen said.
           Trousle’s eyes widened, how did she know that?
           “Oh Yeah And Here Is This (based on search history: Sexy Dom Bitties).” It was a small domino with Mettaton legs sticking out from it.
           Trousle was silently screaming, but being him had the perk that he didn’t have to hold in his screams! They were silent by default. So he was just screaming and completely blush-colored in the face.
           “Oh And Emo Thrash Metal (based on search history: Emo Thrash Metal).” She deposited a small broken chunk of the Thrash Machine that had thrashed her giant robot’s ass which was inexplicably wearing eyeliner and had “it’s not a phase mom!” written on it.
           Meanwhile, Susie had joined Kris in flipping off Hux, and then Liam came.
           “Tch. I don’t know what you troglodytes think you’re doing, but we’re closed. Get out,” Liam hissed, putting himself between Hux and the intruders. They were not closed, but could you really be “open” when you had accidentally planeshifted to another dimension without the majority of your staff?
           “Yeah! Fuck off!” Hux hissed, throwing a double birdy.
           “YOU GUYS WANNA GO?!” Susie yelled, foaming at the mouth and drawing her axe. Liam looked injured, but if he was going to go around picking fights, she wasn’t going to stop him!
           “Oh please,” Liam said, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms, smirking far too smugly. “I would obviously win.”
           “OH IT IS ON!” Susie said, surging forwards. She and Liam both turned out to be too adept at dodging for this to go much of anywhere, and Hux and Kris just spent the fight insulting each other even after Susie and Liam got so mutually carried away they left the battlefield.
           Lancer had found some new kind of paradise: a plastic hammock full of dubious, blueberry snot flavored salsa! He paid no mind to the other person using the weird spa, just jumping in and plopping into the vat of goo.
           Oozy blinked owlishly at Lancer, then started laughing, “Kid? Kid, what are you doing?”
           “I’m claiming this spa as mine, you minty fresh bundle of mouthwash.”
           “Um… This… is my bed?”
           “No it’s not! This is a hammock, not a bed!”
           “… can’t argue with that logic,” Oozy said, shrugging. He wrapped lightly around Lancer, purring. That said, he couldn’t quite resist the urge to tease, “Wow, easiest snack ever.”
           “Thanks!” Lancer chirped.
           Rouxls Kaard then skidded down the hallways without ever adjusting his Trademark Pose, “HALT WORMTH! THEE SHALSTH NOTS EAT MINE PRINCETH.”
           Oozy, being a little shit, looked Rouxls in the eye as he lightly pressed his teeth to the back of Lancer’s head and audibly said, “Nom.”
           “NOOOOO! UNHAND HIM, THINE UNCLEANETHEST OF HEATHENS!”
           “Naaaah.”
           “I’m slimy!” Lancer chirped.
           Meeeeeeanwhile, Keith was laughing maniacally in a mix of sheer disbelief and genuine amusement as he dodged kicks from a living checkers piece, a small army of Pawns at his side. Too bad they weren’t from the same game.
             Some of the Queen’s butlers helped Nikolai and Noelle clean up the storefront from the burst of chaos (and Berdly). They still weren’t sure how they got there, but y’know what, even Nikolai cannot contain this, so he lets the kids who are old enough play around the area with some supervision.
           The Mamba immediately flock to the Dojo, Liam leading the charge, to prove their superiority over all. Berdly gets his ass beat there again. There are Papython in the bakery and Kings in the café, and, well, just lamia generally everywhere.
           A lot of the younger ones flock to Seam. Every child’s dream come true: a giant plush toy that can actually talk to you and he’s kind of just a big fluffy grandpa!!!
             Eventually just Kris and Hux are left inside, locked in a battle of wills and insults.
           “Like you’d even know what it’s like to not have fucking control of shit! To always be told what to do and what to be, and if you can’t, no one gives a fuck about you!”
           Kris: Act:
           Understand.
           They understand, they understand far too well.
           …
           Kris: Act:
           Kidnap.
           The snake boy is going home with them now. He screams, but he does not get a say in this. Bye.
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mysticdoodles · 5 years ago
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Powerful lines from Spinel that hit harder the more you watch
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So I’m sure this has probably been done already BUT I’ve been having too many feelings about this movie and especially about this precious new gem so I absolutely have to gush. After watching the movie the first time through, there’s a lot of double meanings to Spinel’s lines that really make her come to life. Obviously this won’t include everything because then I might as well just link the entire dang movie. These lines are the ones that I’ve just found myself thinking about more and more as the days go by since my first watching of the film.
Spoiler alert, most of these are going to be coming from Other Friends (but that’s no big surprise).
!!-SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET-!!
1. “I’ve got a new style, and a few new TOYS.”
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Spinel’s introduction is very well framed in a lot of ways, with her slamming down on the injector and backlit by the pink poison glow, but the dialogue is what really hit me. With the context that Pink Diamond abandoned her because Pink eventually grew bored and tired of Spinel, this line in particular struck me as very pointed. Coupled with the slam of her palm against the giant instrument of death, it speaks volumes about how Pink Diamond saw the things that she valued as hers, as well as how Spinel sees herself. Pink had tossed her aside like an unwanted doll - now SHE gets to be the one with fancy new toys, tossing aside her old self just like Pink did.
2. “Yeah yeah, I’ve heard. I’ve had your little message to the universe ON LOOP!”
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Pretty blatant in context, but the more you think about it, the sadder it gets. Spinel stood in the garden for six millennia, loyal and faithful to Pink all along, praying she’d return. Instead, all Spinel gets in response is some happy message to the universe from a galaxy-wide intercom that tells her Pink Diamond lived a happy life without her. That everything else was so much better for Pink with her forgotten. That Pink made new friends. Hearing this broke her heart, and traumatized her. Yet she listened over and over to the same message - hoping it would change? Trying to deny it, and see if it wasn’t true? She had the fulfilling relationship she was denied shoved in her face over and over, until she finally gets angry enough to go vent her fury.
3. “[...] where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this NOWHERE PLANET, with a bunch- of- NOBODIES!”
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Pink had her own private garden; built just for her, as we know the other diamonds have no taste at all in preserving or keeping organic life. And in the efforts of the Diamond Authority to keep Pink happy, they also gave her Spinel, a gem specifically designed to be a top-of-the-line Best Friend.
And yet despite all of Spinel’s quirky and goofy nature, she was never enough for Pink. The garden, for all its beauty and catering to Pink’s desires, was never enough either. Pink traded her personal playground and ultimate playmate for a planet that was doomed to be colonized and destroyed, and for a- as she puts it- “menagerie” of gems that aren’t particularly special at all. An ‘overcooked’ Amethyst soldier, a Pearl created to be a servant rather than a friend, and a fusion that by Diamond law had been outlawed in Spinel’s time. Spinel was left in her special garden to rot, in exchange for what she views as nothing but a downgrade.
4. “What did she say about me, what did she say? What did you do without me, what did you do? Did you play games without me, what did you play? Did you think all this time that I wouldn’t find out about you?”
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These are all the things that ran through Spinel’s head after finding out she’d been left behind for good. That surely Pink Diamond gossiped to her brand new friends about the one she left behind. That surely Pink included her brand new friends in every game she wanted to play that Spinel couldn’t be a part of. That surely everyone involved with Pink Diamond MUST have known about her, and chose to leave her behind. It’s her rationalization for her actions - her excuse to beat on complete strangers for the actions of one person that ruined her life.
5. “Who am I? Who am I?? What are you even saying?”
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This is the moment where it hits home for Spinel - that Pink didn’t even talk to other gems about her. Spinel was so unimportant to Pink that she never even crossed her mind or came up in conversation. You can see the moment where shock takes over, and is bulldozed by even greater rage.
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All those years, all that waiting, and Pink never once intended on returning, or even so much as acknowledge the existence of her previous ““best friend.””
6. “I’m the loser of the game you didn’t know you were playing!”
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Aside from being probably my favorite line in the whole song, this one stuck with me for a good while. It took me until approx. the 54th loop of Other Friends to realize Spinel is being completely literal as well as metaphorical. The reason she stayed in the garden was because- to her- she WAS playing a game with Pink! A game that, by the shallow rules Pink herself set, Spinel has lost. Spinel broke the rules and moved from where Pink told her to stay, and Steven is, for all intents and purposes, what remains of Pink Diamond. He really didn’t know of this false game, none of the Crystal Gems did.
But this hit even harder in the emotional sense - Spinel lost the game long before she moved from her spot in the garden. She lost the minute Pink decided Spinel was better off forgotten on a rock in space than by her side, because her loyalty was wasted on Pink. In Spinel’s steadfast adoration of Pink, she never realized the truth until it was far too late, and she feels all the more foolish for it.
7. “Let’s play another game, this time I get to win! Lives on the line- winner takes all- ready or not, let’s BEGIN!”
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Not only is this Spinel’s statement that she’s taking control back by FORCE - that SHE is now the one who gets to pick the games, and as a result, affect the lives of those she “plays” with (just like Pink) - but it’s also a very subtle admission of how this feels. Deep down in the depths of her mind, this isn’t just a mission to cause hurt in turn for the hurt she received, but also a potential suicide mission.
Sure, she might have a good chance of killing ALL of Pink Diamond’s precious new besties; with her fancy new “toys” of a jumbo-sized colony injector full of poison and a factory-reset device for gems, she stands to take out quite a few important Crystal Gems AND the Earth that stole Pink from her, before finishing what she started. But Spinel also acknowledges later in the film that Steven is respected as a legendary savior of the galaxy. She’s playing hardball with powerful figures, and she knows it. That’s WHY she went the extra effort to get such strong equipment before even showing up to the party - Steven and the Crystal Gems were a legitimate threat, who could have easily defeated or even shattered her. And for Spinel, who waited for thousands of years in what I can only describe as emotional torture in solitary confinement, shattering would be preferable to her than one more second of living in that torment.
8. “[We’re going] back, to where I never left.”
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Physically leaving the garden never made her problems go away, like how Pink seemed to do with everything she grew bored of. Despite being on Earth, in this ‘new place to play’ and surrounded by gems she’d never met that she could make friends with, even Rejuvenated to be back to how she was supposed to be right out of the kindergarten, she can’t escape the damage done by Pink abandoning her. She’s unable to find happiness yet, haunted by Pink’s actions and decision to discard her. In Spinel’s mind, she’s standing in that garden. Still waiting for Pink. Still waiting for someone, anyone, to come and be her friend.
9. “I don’t want to play anymore.”
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This has stopped being a game for Spinel. Attacking and hurting the people she blames for her life being ruined is no longer fun, and doesn’t make her feel better anymore. She’s losing whatever twisted enjoyment she was getting from the one small goal she set for herself to keep moving forward - revenge. So from this point onward, she’s determined to finish things - that maybe actually doing the deed and being done with it would finally make the pain go away.
10. “Why do I want to hurt you so badly? I’m supposed to be your friend... I just want to be your friend...”
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Striking out from her anger and pain, Spinel finally recognizes that harming others isn’t going to change how she feels. The pain isn’t disappearing. She’s falling farther and farther from what she truly wants to be. In her heart, she DOESN’T want to harm others, and realizes that she’s lost control of herself and her actions.
And it’s her final plea to Pink Diamond, who she can never get back. That’s all she ever wanted from Pink, and in the end, was it really that much to ask?
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willow-salix · 5 years ago
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Anyone want to see Selene try (and fail) to play video games with Alan?
Day 54 of Isolation on Tracy Island and I almost killed Alan today. Mostly because he was laughing so hard he kept choking, wheezing and forgetting to breathe. 
What, you might ask, was so funny? Well, he tried to teach me to play a computer game with him. And let's just say… I'm not a natural. 
"I'm bored," I whined, stretching out a foot and poking Alan with my toe. "Entertain me." 
He looked at me. "How am I supposed to do that?" 
"I don't know, suggest something." 
"You won't like anything that I want to do." 
"I promise I will, I'll give anything a go at the moment, I'm that bored." 
"Fine," he handed me a VR headset and a set of hand controllers. "Let's play." 
"Oh, oh no! No, this is not for me. Boy, you know I'm a technophobe, I don't play games, I just can't get my head around them." 
"You promised you'd try," he reminded me, an evil glint in his eyes and an even eviller smirk on his face. 
"Crap." I sighed and slid the heavy goggles onto my face. "You had better pick something easy." 
There are, as it turns out, two versions of easy, Alan easy, and me easy. He picked Alan easy, which should be considered very hard for me. 
"What are we playing?" I asked. 
"Cavern Quest," he replied. "You'll love it, I even set you up with a witch character to go with my Knight. You'll do great." 
At least someone had faith in me. Though unfortunately that faith was about to be short lived. 
"How do I walk?" I called after him as he sped off like a streak of lightning. Boy was rapid. "Come back!" 
"Just use the thumb controls of the left controller to move, push forward or backwards to go forward or backwards and side to side to move left or right."
I pushed forward and was instantly face to face with the floor. 
"What happened?" 
"You fell over. You ran into a stump." 
"Poop. How do I get up?" 
"Push up! Just push the direction you want to go."
I pushed up and ended up looking at the stars. . 
"Erm…help?"
"Hang on, I'm coming." 
A hand grabbed mine and hauled me to my feet. 
"Thank you." 
"Want me to guide you to the first level?" 
"Yes, yes I do." 
He towed me along by the hand until we zoomed through a curved doorway into what looked like a castle hall. 
A king sat upon a pretty nifty throne, so I guessed that my assumption had been correct. 
"Welcome, brave warriors," he boomed. "I am grateful for your assistance. I shall give you five quests, each one more challenging than the last. Complete them all and you will win your place within the ranks of nobility and become a Knight of the Realm." 
"Fancy," I commented. 
"Prove your valour and recite the Cavern Quest oath." 
Alan nudged my character, and I think me in real life as I felt it in my ribs. 
"Just keep up if you can," he whispered then launched into what I assumed was the oath. 
"With mystic blades and fire ore, we pledge our honoured best. Many shall fall for only a noble few will pass the test! So come more worthy heroes and bring forth the cavern quest!" Alan finished triumphantly. 
"Mystic ore…nobel us…test…Cavern Quest…" I mumbled, the only words I could catch. Alan didn't look impressed. 
"You have pledged your fealty, you may now enter."
A set of doors opened before us and Alan dragged me through. 
"You have to be on your guard now. You're a witch, so you fight with spells. Use the buttons on your right controller to cast. You simply swoosh and point and hit the right buttons."
I lifted my right hand and swooshed, hitting a random button with my thumb. A shot of red light flew out of my hand and blew up a rock. "Dang." 
Alan cracked up laughing but soon sobered as out of the trees lumbered a gigantic troll. He dived at the troll, hammering it with his sword. 
"Cast a spell!" he yelled as I shrieked and dived out of the way, trying to karate kick it. 
"Oh, yeah, I'm magic," I remembered, fumbling with the controller. I bashed buttons madly, swinging my arm like I was batting away a fly. Coloured sparks shot this way and that, but the only thing I succeeded in hitting was Alan. 
"Hey!" 
"Sorry!" I yelled back. I risked moving a little closer and fell over again. 
Alan defeated the troll and picked me back up again, moving us through the rest of the level. It didn't come naturally or easily for me. 
"How do I jump?" I demanded. 
"Left trigger!" 
"Why am I stuck?" 
"Because you're in a bush!" 
"Why did I just die?" 
"Because you fell in lava!" 
"HIIIIYAAAAAHHHH take that you beast!" 
"That's a dog not a werewolf! Stop hitting him with that stick!" 
"Oops." 
"No! Don't go through…there."
"I can't see! I'm blind!" 
"You walked into a wall and you're still walking."
"Why can't I move?" 
"You just got yourself stuck in a corner, turn around!" 
"Why did I die this time?" 
"That tree just fell on you." 
I screamed like a banshee when something swooped down out of nowhere and attacked me. I flailed and somehow my thumb hit a button and my hand moved the right way and suddenly the gargoyle was in flames on the floor. 
"You did it!" 
"I did?" 
"Yeah!" 
"Cool. See? I got this." 
Turned out I didn't got it at all. 
We fought our way through the dark forest, taking out elves, fae and the odd goblin. Alan did the majority of the work while I set to work on a few puzzles, all of which provided me with new spells to add to my arsenal. 
"For this bit you need to change your form, you cast a spell and become something smaller, like a rat or a toad."
"I can do that?" 
"Duh, you're a witch. Use that new spell, it's easy, left, right, right, left, up."
"I wanna be a cat!" 
"Then select the cat!" 
I toggled along the options until I found a cat and hit the button. A flash of light, a puff of smoke and boom, I was a cat. 
"This is so cool! I'm a cat! I have ears! Look at my tail! I can swish." I wiggled my butt back and forth. "Swish, swish, swish," 
"We don't have time for you to play with your tail. You need to go through that pipe and push the button."
I did as I was told and actually managed to complete the mission, opening up a gate for us to go through. 
"Now return to yourself."
"I'm stuck! I'm stuck! Alan, help me!" 
"You were supposed to get out of the pipe first!" 
"You could have told me that!"
"It's common sense!" he yanked at my arms. My avatar didn't budge.
"You're too stuck and you're crushing your own lungs. I'm gonna have to kill you. Sorry about that."
"Just make it quick," I begged. I closed my eyes as he raised his sword.
We moved on once I blinked back into existence after my slaughter at the hand of my team mate. Alan handled all the quest points like the pro that he was, instructing me to go around each area, smash up as much stuff as I could and collect all the objects that fell out.
"Just get all the coins, potion ingredients and magical objects, I'll protect you and do the rest," he promised.
I nodded and proceeded with my one woman rampage of the scenery. I was a button basher, that's all I seemed to be able to do. I found it impossible to coordinate more than one button or movement at a time. I was just about managing to walk, maybe jump and land at a push, everything else was pure dumb luck.
"Yes! Take that you ugly box! Boof! Ha! Give it up, give it all up, I know you've got some gold in there. Quit holding out on me." I smacked the box with an axe that Alan had taken from a suit of armour one level back. The box refused to allow itself to be looted. "Gimme it!!! Gimme the gold! Make me rich, baby!"
I bashed a series of buttons as quickly as I could.
"Why am I a goat? Alan, I'm a goat! Why am I a goat?"
"You cast a spell, change back!"
I tried. "I'm a cow! This is worse!"
He had to stop beating up a wild boar to run over and fix me, laughing the entire time.
"Don't laugh at me! You're body shaming me!"
He actually had to hold his breath for a few seconds to calm down before he could talk me through getting back to my former self.
"Thanks."
I returned to the chest and tossed a spell at it and to my deep joy it splintered apart." Yes!" I scooped up the gold and tucked it away into my bag. I was kinda getting the hang of this.
"Come on, we gotta move!"
Alan leapt up onto the battlements and raced along the wall. I jumped up after him… and promptly fell off the other side and hit the ground.
"Crap!" I yelled as I blinked out of existence and appeared on the other side of the wall again.
It took me six goes to manage the jump, move, run routine, by which time Alan had given up waiting and was half way down the stairs that led to the great hall where the sounds of an epic battle could be heard raging.
"Alan! Don't leave me!" I raced after him and immediately ran into a door that I forgot to open first. I finally made it to the hall after getting wrapped in a spiders web, stuck in a cupboard, setting myself on fire and accidentally drinking a potion that turned me into a ghost for twenty minutes. But at least that gave me a breather to wander around and wail at nothing, kinda like I felt like doing in real life at that moment.
"What took you so long?" Alan called as he slashed at a dark elf that had just thrown a spear at his head.
"I got caught up, but I'm here now. What can I do to help?"
"Anything!" he yelled desperately.
I took him at his word, throwing spells randomly, hitting maybe one intended target out of twenty.
I swung my axe, whacking at anything that came close enough for me to hit.
"Ha! Take that you twat! Come closer so I can kill you easier!"
"I don't think life works that way," I heard John comment.
"How the…?" I looked all around and almost got hit by a flying shield. "Gahhhh," I screamed, ducking out of the way.
"Try hitting it again?" Scott suggested.
"Shut up! I'm trying to stay alive here!" I yelled back.
"Try harder," Gordon encouraged.
"Duck!" Alan yelled and it took me a second to realise he was actually being helpful. I dropped to my knees and just about avoided death by turkey leg.
I'd like to say that I held my own, but I'd be lying. I failed miserably and had to be rescued by Alan another five times just to make it to the end of the level. Though I did manage to trip over my own foot, but then a vengeful knight tripped over me where I was sprawled out on the floor, so I suppose that was a good thing.
"Nope, I'm done, I'll never get the hang of this," I tugged off the headset to find everyone sitting around, watching me.
"How long were you there?" I asked.
"Long enough," Virgil grinned.
"Swish, swish, swish," Scott wiggled his eyebrows at me. I glared in return.
"Lady Witch," John bowed, offering me an apple from the fruit bowl. "I wish to engage your services."
I raised an eyebrow. "I'm a mercenary now, I only accept precious jewels or things of high value. You got any potions about your person?"
"How about a dirty old bar of gold? Will that suffice?"
I pretended to think about it. "Deal." I held out my hand. "You good sir, just hired yourself a witch."
I've got no idea what I just agreed to but I'd just survived an epic quest and now I know I can handle anything. He won't be too mean to me, will he?
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atopearth · 4 years ago
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Xenogears Part 1 - Fei’s Experiences & New Meetings
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The classic 90s anime style is really beautiful! I wonder what happened though, something contaminated a ship and it caused all the controls to go out of control, forcing the captain to self destruct it since it even killed all the evacuees?😣 And then some lady rose from the wreckage? It's kinda crazy how the Kislev Empire and Aveh country could fight for so long that they don't even know what the initial reason for war was anymore. So, Gears are the gigantic humanoid robots that both countries excavated from ruins and used their newly developed technology "Ethos" to repair and use these ancient Gears that are really useful for war since it reduces the need for man to man combat. Hmm so our MC Fei has lost his memories and had been taken to Lahan by a black hooded guy... I thought Dan was being crazy to suggest that Fei take his sister Alice away from Timothy (since they're getting married tomorrow) but it seems like there's more merit to it than I thought... Since even Alice thinks that if only Fei was born in this village and that if they had met earlier, then maybe things will be different... I wonder if Timothy knows, he seems like a nice guy too... Omggg, I feel so bad for taking the bird egg lmao, especially since the bird pecks you to give it back... And now Yui is cooking it!! Ahh, I feel bad loll.
Well, I expected Timothy to die but I didn't think that Alice, the chief and many other people ended up dying because the Gear Fei knew how to use went out of control... That's pretty saddening. To be fair, it wasn't exactly his fault since Lahan was getting attacked by Gears, but I guess if he listened to Citan and didn't fight, everyone would have been able to evacuate properly.. you can't blame Dan for hating him. I think his confrontation with Elly was pretty telling though, shows how much he's given up on life after losing everyone and having others hate him... Okay, the jumps/platforming in this game kills me, I'm so bad at it that I want to quit lmao. Anyway, Fei's outburst on Elly trying to blame the Gears for the destruction of the village was saddening to watch, like it was obviously their fault but it was also his, but he couldn't accept that it was he who killed everyone important to him. It was pretty heartbreaking. It was obvious that Elly was a part of the Gears who ended up emergency landing at Lahan and caused this all to happen, but it seems like the words she shouted at Fei were also directed at herself. She seems to have been unable to accept that she needs to take responsibility over other people's deaths in her past too? Well, all we know now is that somehow Fei knew her name before she even said it, so they must know each other in the back of their minds, especially since Fei knows how to pilot a Gear, but Citan is also important in this since he seems to know what or who Fei is to an extent? I guess Fei's fate is doomed to be surrounded by the Gears no matter what, since he had to use it again to save Elly. It was pretty saddening that Fei told Citan to shoot him if he were to go out of control again though. Citan was really perceptive to realise who Elly was, and it was kind of him to tell her to go back before she gets into trouble and causes pain to Fei. It was nice of Elly to want to apologise to Fei after realising how terrible she was for trying to shift the blame to Fei when she was the one who caused the tragedy. I didn't really realise what was the difference between surface dwellers etc, but I guess people like Elly are rulers of people like Timothy and them?
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It honestly took Fei a while to realise that leaving Weltall (the Gear) around would endanger Lahan since both Kislev and Aveh obviously want it lol. But it's nice that Citan finally explained to him properly that they need to fix it and move it away as far as they can to protect the rest of the people. Took a while for Aveh to get them, but I wonder why Grahf wants Fei to "awaken"? Obviously no one cares about razing Lahan, so doing it to awaken Fei was no problem for them, but why do they have to go through this trouble? Lol at Bart the pirate guy, so rash and silly. Getting stuck underground due to quicksand does not sound fun... But to think that Citan knows the guy on the pirate ship, and his name is Hyuga? Hmm. Ohh so the thing Grahf said about killing God wasn't too insane, since apparently humans and god got along in Paradise until humans ate the forbidden fruit for knowledge and got kicked out, so then humans went to get revenge and somehow made god injured enough to go into sleep? But right before god went to sleep, god made right hearted humans and that's their ancestors... Hmm, so then Grahf is from the humans before? If Balthazar called Weltall a slayer of god, maybe it's one of the Gears back then?
Ohh, so Bart is really some form of royalty! It's a good idea for him to try and create a new power aside from Aveh and Kislev to make things more balanced, since right now, all they continue to do is try to one up each other until the other can't anymore. But it seems that Aveh's Prime Minister Shakhan has captured Bart's cousin because she has half of the puzzle to some sort of treasure? Lmao at the cups floating instead of being picked up by the pixel characters hahahaha. Also, it's nice to know why they're pirates, since it's true that considering their manpower, money etc, they would never be able to excavate ruins at the same rate as the other countries, so they've gotta steal it instead. Surprisingly, Bart was much more mature than I thought. His exchange with Fei after Fei got mad and ran off was really...understandable. I think I really liked the part where Fei said that Bart likes to fight, but Bart says that no one really likes to fight, it's because they all have reasons to fight that makes them have no choice but to fight. I also agree with Bart that the best way to "help" the children from Lahan now is to end this war. I like this part though, Fei may seem annoying but he's just really lost and confused right now, so it's nice to see everyone try not to force him but tell him their perspective. I'm amazed at how proactive Citan is and how responsible he is though. I'm glad he's got his own Gear now! So Shakhan killed Bart's father right before Kislev and Aveh could come to some sort of a truce? That's terrible... Glad to know that Margie/Marguerite seems to be doing well though. Kinda crazy to go into a random house and there's a guy saying he wants miners without families so that if they die, he doesn't need to pay compensation to them...like, wow. Omgg at the thieving kids though! We have to give them 1000G right now to get stuff later on😭 I'm so poor after getting ripped off at the restaurant and the inn, sighh. I thought the inn was 40G for the whole party but it was per person!! Insane!! And then the food!! The food was 300G! Even more expensive than the stay at the inn!! Sigh. This place is so cool though! I can run around with a balloon and a kid laughs at Fei for having a balloon even though he's an adult lmao. Also, loll if you drink the alcohol from a shop, the screen goes wonky because Fei is a bit tipsy or drunk hahaha.
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The moment I heard about a tournament, I knew Fei would have to enter. It's funny though that guards would slack off from their post and watch the tournament, so that's the best opportunity to get Bart to go through the sewers and save Margie. Dragon slaying slacker or beloved slacker sounds like a great anonymous name to use in the tournament though hahahah. I'm shocked that Dan is in the tournament, like wow, he's beating adults?! Dang. Anyway, it was pretty depressing to see him bash up Fei for revenge but still not being able to satisfy his hatred, it's understandable though... I wonder who that Mysterious guy was, but honestly, whether it be Ramsus or this guy, they all seem to know Fei. Ramsus was an okay boss though, combos are pretty cool now that I know how to use them lol, never realised you could save your AP by not using it all up when you attack. I didn't think Elly was here though, it was nice of her to save Fei and them, but it was also kind of Fei to tell her to escape with them. As expected though, she's definitely got her own reasons for staying, and it would probably be really bad if she deserted Gebler. I think it was really nice to see that Margie is really faithful to Bart and wants to help him as much as she can, but she feels bad that instead of helping him out, she seems to cause trouble for him instead, which is saddening... But, I think her being safe is a form of support for Bart so I hope she stays safe... I have to admit though, that Chu-Chu stuffed doll she took with her actually being alive and in love with Fei was so random lmaoo, now Fei has a weird fan?
Sending Margie back to Nisan was more emotional than I thought. It was nice to see the variety of reactions towards it, such as the Sisters being so happy to welcome her back, whilst other townspeople are having an important meeting to talk about what they should do if Shakhan were to retaliate etc because Bart kinda "stole" her back. I think the symbolism of the one winged angels in the cathedral was pretty cool, the whole idea of God being able to create perfect beings but choosing not to so that humans would rely on each other was kinda nice; just like how these angels need the other's wing in order to fly. Oh wow, the portrait of Mother Sophia really does look like Elly... I wonder if Citan saying the brush technique of the painting being similar to Fei's means that he painted it or something... It makes me wonder if Elly and Fei are modified humans or something so their life spans are long🤣 Sophia is the founding mother of Nisan huh? 500 years ago...hmm, I wonder if it's related to the legend of the "old humans" and the "new humans". Maybe the "old humans" created by the God back then are people like Fei who don't grow old or die or something haha. 
Ohh, both Citan and Sigurd are actually from Solaris (where Gebler is from) and they call foreigners "Lambs", people who are used as slave labour, and they left because they disliked Solaris' doings... Hmm, I wonder if that means the Emperor that Citan thought about in his memories or something is the Solaris Emperor, and he's actually a spy from there coming here to find a way for them to invade or something. That would be pretty crazy, especially since he made a family (Yui and Midori) here... Oh okay, I'm glad they're expanding on what exactly the Solaris Empire is because I've been a bit confused. I never thought that the capital of Solaris was actually in the skies above though!! No wonder why they look down on "surface dwellers", it's like as if they're their own gods since they're in command of distortion fields called "Gates" that allow only them to tread through to the capital. Ohh, Sigurd is actually a "lamb" and was used as a test subject and then escaped by airship (so I guess you can leave and go to Solaris by airship huh?), wheras Citan was actually born in Solaris! Whaaat! Pure Solarians are rare, so they just steal surface dwellers to like have children?! Crazy, absolutely crazy. I didn't think the place Ramsus and Elly came from would be too crazy compared to Aveh and Shakhan but omg, I think they're more insane now lol. I'm not sure what or how bad Ramsus is exactly, but if Citan and Sigurd both revered his ideals and followed him willingly because of his dreams and visions to change the system in Solaris and kinda make test subjects and lower citizens like them have more equal standing and opportunities, I wonder if he lied or did he kinda like brainwash them and take advantage of them due to their weaknesses? Hmm, so the higher up Sigurd and Citan went, they found out that Solaris uses people as human guinea pigs to test out drugs that change people's personalities and make them more aggressive and draw out their latent abilities, which I assume would be beneficial for war? I wonder if that means that the reason why Elly couldn't leave with Fei and them is because she's been affected by drugs like "Drive" and the other variations, and she might die or have withdrawal symptoms that she can't control if she were to leave? I see, so Citan realised that Ramsus was the same as all the others, instead of prioritising rank, he just prioritised skill, in the end, his methods and everything didn't hope to change people's lives for the better, he just put in his own way of ranking them instead.
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Hmm, with Gebler on Shakhan's side, it will definitely be troublesome trying to get Fatima Castle/Royal Capital Bledavik back considering the difference in their forces. Ohh, that's a good idea! To use the Kislev Gears they have to lure the smaller Western Guards to think that Kislev is invading! Interesting to know that Vanderkaum was demoted and will be easy to deal with because he's a simple guy and doesn't know how to deal with Gears LOL. Anyway, executing the plan tomorrow is so quick!! It's kinda interesting that Fei will be leading some Gears to cause a diversion with the main unit at the Kislev border so that it'll be easier for the others to infiltrate the capital. Aww it's so cute how Sister Agnes talked about how Margie should prepare herself to be the future queen alongside Bart. Honestly, I think the connection between Bart and Margie is undeniably deep and loving, so I'm all for it! On the other hand, it was nice to see Bart being doubtful whether he's really suitable to be king, since it's normal to think like that, but it was really sweet to see that Sigurd's desire to come home was what gave him motivation to save himself from his kidnapping + brainwashing in Solaris, so it should be natural for Bart to want to go home to his kingdom too. 
Miang and Ramsus are a thing?! Anyway, she seems dodgy...I thought she was going to be an unimportant character, but it seems that she actually has her own objectives. Omggg those rocks with the running jumps, so frustrating!! Lol, I wanted to throw my controller loll. Anyway, I feel bad for Elly... She was forced into using 'Drive' to protect her team, but it changes her personality drastically, and it makes her unable to control herself... I'm glad Fei helped her come to her senses but I worry for her since she doesn't feel like she has anywhere to go aside from staying in Solaris, even though they just really want to use her as a weapon due to her potential. Loll at Maison coming to the rescue for Bart using his crab looking robot that can fly, but then the motor died or something so they had to jump away lol. Miang seems much more vicious than she looked in the beginning though, she literally called Shakhan a puppet and said she didn't care who was the puppet as long as they were obedient to Gebler. It's really saddening how wrong everything went though... What was that OP gear that Ramsus wanted to destroy? And did it really kill everyone on the Yggdrasil..? Maison and Sigurd are such good people though... It's kind of nice that Ramsus actually treats Sigurd as an old friend that he trusted back in Solaris, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. I feel so sad though, not only did the guys on Yggdrasil sacrifice themselves to protect Bart, but even Maitreya and them who went with Fei on the mission sacrificed themselves for Fei. Why are they so kind and faithful?
Anyway, I'm quite enjoying Xenogears, I think the journey and adventure is actually really fun, but also very emotional. Right now, Elly and Fei's interactions are probably my favourite because of how similar they are to each other, yet they make the other realise things about themselves that they could not find within them. They bounce off each other nicely to show their feelings, their guilt and their sadness really well. I also really love how active and strong Bart is. Initially, I thought he was rash, but really, he's actually quite level minded, and very kind. You can see it in how much the others respect him and believe in him. Citan is still more of a mystery for now, but he is a helpful guide for everyone. But yeah, I love the variety of everything, whether it be the tournament, playing mini games etc. The only thing I hate is all the platforming lolll. Battle system isn't the most interesting either, but I'm just kinda here for the story anyway so it's all good for now lol. (edit: I’ve taken a break from playing Xenogears for a while because it’s so clunky and tedious but I’ll see when I go back to it haha XD)
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lettersinscarlet · 5 years ago
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Weak (Colby Brock Imagine)
This was request by someone else on a different fan page, but the person said they didn’t want to write it so I gave it a shot. Here goes nothing.
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Your POV
The ONLY reason you signed up for this stupid challenge was to prove to Colby that you could last longer than he and Sam did. Colby’s whole excuse was that Sam chose him to eat the hot sauce and if he hadn’t, Colby would’ve still survived. Every time, you roll your eyes and tell him that you would do better. Now, you actually got your chance to prove it.
Colby was sitting next to Jake and he waved at you as Kian and JC herded the girls, including you, into the box. It was a tight squeeze and you were already sweaty. You had been able to get a spot near the corner and when you turned, Colby came up to you.
“I’m so gonna beat you,” you taunted Colby with a smug look on your face.
“Whatever you say, doll face,” he responded and he stuck his tongue out at you. You stuck yours back out at him. He then walked up and put his lips next to the air hole and you did, too. You shared a quick kiss and then Colby sat back down.
To pass the time, you looked at your other competitors and tried to come up with scenarios about how they would be eliminated. You didn’t know anybody too well, except for Tara, so it was kind of hard to figure if your scenarios were right. It was pretty fun.
Already, the first hour had passed. Kian and JC had come out with their new “obstacle” to help encourage the game to go faster. When it came to your turn to guess, you guessed the number two. It had always seemed to be your lucky number, and it didn’t fail you this time around. You were glad that you weren’t stuck with a sweatshirt and you were relieved when you weren’t chosen to wear the second sweatshirt. You knew that if you had to, you would’ve left, because it was already getting too hot in the box for you.
“(Y/N)!” you heard Colby call. You turned to look at him and he already had a smirk on his face. “Getting uncomfortable yet?”
“Please, Brock. I’m so comfy, i could last for days,” you reply and attempt to put your hand on your hip. There isn’t much room and it’s a pathetic attempt, but it still has its effect anyway.
“Okay, baby. Just wanted to make sure that you weren’t ready to quit yet. I know how hard it is.”
“Hard? This is a piece of cake. If only you were as tough as I am,” you tease him and wink. He rolls his eyes at you and goes to sit back down. Your eyes follow him and you wish you had that much space right now, but you were determined to keep going.
You decided to try and start a game with the other girls because you were all extremely bored. You all had decided to play 20 questions. By the time the second hour had rolled around, you were all busting up laughing and creating a whole lot of heat in the box. You already felt like you were sweating more than most girls, even the ones with sweatshirts on. You felt a little weak, but maybe you just needed some water.
You skated by without having to have either of the helmets either. You had requested your water after that little challenge was over and you gulped it down pretty quickly. You regretted that decision as you held the empty water bottle in your hands.
“Is the queen of the box already longing to be out?” you heard a mocking voice ask from behind you. You turned around and saw Colby in a stance that mimicked your own previously. You sighed as you looked at your boyfriend.
“Just a little hot. But I’m still going to beat you,” you added as you leaned against the box. It was hot, but you needed something to lean on. You were feeling just a little weak and the leaning helped.
“Sure you will, (Y/N). Sure you will.”
Colby turned away from you and you turned so your back was on the glass. You started humming some random tunes and some people started to join in. One of the crowd favorites was “Sk8ter Boy” and even the guys were singing along outside. Needless to say, it wasn’t very good, but everyone was laughing.
You saw the two evil masterminds coming around the corner and you knew it wasn’t good. You heard them talking about how “they did the same thing to the boys” and how “there were still cracks so it was okay”. Your eyes got wide as you saw they were covering the air holes on the side of the box.
“Is this even legal?” you screamed at them as they covered the hole right above you. You turned and watched as all the holes were covered by duct tape. You kept looking around at the holes and you began to panic. You knew that there were cracks you could get air from, but you still felt like you were suffocating. You tried taking silent deep breaths, but you still felt trapped. Suddenly, they felt your legs give out and the world went black.
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Colby’s POV
I was on my phone when I heard all the screams. I looked up and I didn’t see (Y/N). That’s when I heard all the screams were about her. I launched up from my seat and bolted over and pressed my face against the glass and there I saw her. She was laying in the ground, passed out, and no matter how loud people yelled, she wasn’t waking up.
I ran over and grabbed Kian by the shirt and lifted him up.
“Get her out,” I threatened with an edge to my voice.
Kian ran and got the drill. When he finally got to the door, I was already there, banging on the side of the glass, hoping that if I hit it hard enough, I could shatter it.
“Hurry!” I yelled impatiently as he worked on opening all the screws.
The door finally swung open and I pushed my way to get to her. When I got through, I knelt down and felt for a pulse. It was still there and I sighed in relief. I scooped her up in my arms and took her back outside. Kian closed the box behind me and I turned to talk to him.
“I’m taking her to the hospital,” I stated as I turned to get to my car. I knew I shouldn’t of let her sign up for this, but she was so determined to beat me.
“But what about the con-“
“I SAID I’m taking her NOW!”
I walked to my car and I laid her in the backseat. I went to the front and sped over to the hospital, praying the whole way that she would be okay.
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Your POV
You woke up to blinding lights in your face and someone calling your name.
“(Y/N)? (Y/N)?” the voice asked, searching for you.
You groaned as you looked around the room. Your eyes found your boyfriend and you smiled. Instantly, he whispered his greetings and tightly gripped your hand in both of his.
“Look who’s finally up, sleepyhead,” he said with a smile on his face. You looked at him with your brow furrowed and your nose scrunched up.
“What do you mean?”
Colby looked at you with sad eyes as he explained. “You passed out from the heat in the box and I rushed you over here,” he explained as he rubbed the back of your hand. He put a kiss on your forehead and it made you smile. “Don’t scare me like that. I was worried.”
“Dang it,” you muttered under your breath.
“What? Does something hurt? What’s wrong?” Colby asked you, frantically looking and almost pressing the nurse call button.
“I still didn’t beat you,” you sighed in defeat and he shot you a look of utter disbelief.
“You pass out from the heat and instead of being concerned about your health, you obsessing over the fact that you didn’t beat me at a stupid contest?”
“Yes. Yes I am.”
Colby looked at you and rolled his eyes. “I should’ve left you in that box.” You look at him and give him a kiss. He smiles at you and then rest his forehead against your intertwined hands.
“Your weak, Brock.”
“Me? Weak? I’m not the one who passed out from a little heat.”
“At least I didn’t have to leave because I couldn’t handle a little hot sauce. I bet it wasn’t even that hot.”
“Oh, is that a bet?” he asked with raised eyebrows. You shoot him a signature look and smile.
“It’s a bet,” you say and yawn.
“You need your rest. It’s time for you to sleep.”
“Only if you’re next to me,” you order him with big, pleading eyes.
“And why is that?”
“Because, I already spent over three hours separated from you by glass and unconsciousness. Now I want you to get right next to me so I can fall asleep.”
“If you insist,” he says lazily, but smiles as he hops into the bed next to you. He wraps his arms around you and puts his head on your neck.
Right before you drift off, you feel Colby lean over to whisper something in your ear.
“Weak,” he says and you feel him kiss your ear. You nudge him and crane your neck to see him.
“You know you needed this just as bad as I did, you just wouldn’t admit it.”
And with that, you close your eyes and drift off to sleep.
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tslasvegas · 4 years ago
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Episode 3: “UGH just rename Luxor to Loser” - Xavier
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Well... that takes care of the Timmy problem... Love Timmy... Just didn’t know how our dynamic would be cus he was runner-up to the last survivor game I played which I won. Hm... Well...
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That went well. There's nothing like a live video tribal to get people together. and stephen didn't react too badly. but i know now he won't work with me moving forward
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I’m sorry I’m terrible at confessionals... So things are going well, I think we have a decent tribe but it is too soon to tell. I’m not a huge fan of creative challenges, at least from my previous game, I guess we will see how that goes. Most of the guys seem nice, still trying to feel everyone out.`
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A 4-2 vote off is interesting. Someone is on the bottom for sure. Also, this next challenge is a creative challenge and when I do these solo I usually do really well. Hopefully I can channel that energy into a win for us here because two tribes are going to tribal. We’ll be down to 17 after this, so I’m not sure if we’d go into a tribe swap yet? Maybe 2 tribes of 8 with one person sitting out? 
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Oh hot dang, two tribes are going to tribal next time. Probably going to be us :( now it is time to make alliance chats!
....five seconds later
I suspect that after this double vote out that there will be a tribe swap. I hope I end up with Mo and Jaiden at least.
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/17NPxKO_TKgqjNqsaWlbmlL0jgU36Aygi/view?usp=drivesdk
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I really like this challenge. I feel confident about it but at the same time nervous that 2 tribes will be going to tribal. I really hope my tribe wins this one since I still don't know how the tribe feels about me. Wish me luck guys!
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My tribe is not going to win this immunity challenge. Our nightclub is due just hours away and we have little nothing done. I am going to have to scramble soon.....I did nothing to help my tribe with the challenge, so if it is me that goes, I would understand 
....five seconds later
Honestly, I want to keep Jaiden and Mo around because I feel closer with them than anyone else. I want to keep Kailyn around because she seems to make time for challenges. Everyone else I am okay with going home, Ben hasn't really done anything soooooo maybe him? Oof
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If we lose, then it's 2/3rds my fault and 1/3 Stephen. We better not be on the chopping block if we do lose. This is a two person Tribe as of now. Bobby Jon and Stephenie.
...five seconds later
UGH just rename Luxor to Loser
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Second we lose Ben finally responded to my pm’s..... hm..... alright....
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Y’all rlly won with a PowerPoint SKDJDJSKLALALL
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Some of these guys have an excuse for not giving input into the challenge. Some do not. If I go home because some americans could be bothered doing some base level discussion, ill be annoyed. If I go home because a tribe threw a challenge because they thought id be an easy vote, ill be pissed.
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All that hard work that went into this challenge really paid off! We scored the best and don’t have to attend tribal!! Which is absolutely exciting! Andrew told me he wanted to work together which is rad. Livingston and I want to work together which is radder. And Joey and i want to work together which is raddest. I haven’t spoken too much with Jeff lately even though we talked quite a bit early on. Pat and I speak occasionally. Stephanie and I didn’t really speak at all until recently but we’ve gotten into a good groove the last few days. I’m feeling pretty good about this game so far. I hope there’s no tribal swap or anything right away.
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So when I get my chip total I'm gonna update Keegan. He is currently at a soap making class but I want him to know I am serious about working with him in this game and I think this is a good gesture. - keegan has let me know he has 4 chips and is willing to pool them over to me when we have enough so that we can unlock the store. I let him know I am okay with doing the same thing to him, whichever. But yes this is looking HOT for me. - "what's in the store?" | all i can really assume is advantages. we need 10 chips to unlock it. This is very similar to the Unnamed Season but the betting cap gives us more control. At this point, I don't think anyone can mathematically unlock without pooling chips. Keegan and I just need 1 more chip between us. Let's just hope we aren't separated by a swap or some shit. I am hoping for a bit more time on this amazing tribe to get that set up so I have a good idea of what the store holds.
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Some of these guys have an excuse for not giving input into the challenge. Some do not. If I go home because some americans could be bothered doing some base level discussion, ill be annoyed. If I go home because a tribe threw a challenge because they thought id be an easy vote, ill be pissed.
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We lost again!?!?!?!?!??! I am so surprised? Nah I'm kidding, but I don't care. I don't blame our team for losing because 3/5 of us were panicking because our president could be a cheetoh. I'm voting Stephen tonight, I hope the others follow suit. It SHOULD be simple, but 9 hours is a long time for Survivor; and if he knows it's him then might run around and create some chaos - which would be funny.
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Rachael (love her she’s probably who I’m closest with along with DeNara and Kailyn) is not being subtle about the fact that she either has a pre-existing friendship with Ben or is currently aligned with Ben. Because Ben, from my knowledge has not been social with anyone, nor has he been super active and in our alliance chat with Kailyn, Rachael seems uncomfortable with the fact that Ben is said to be the vote and is saying she would prefer someone else to go. But like c’mon you can’t deny he hasn’t been social, and even if I had a friendship with somebody before a game, if they aren’t active I’m voting them out. Also I lied to my tribe a couple times this round because I’m lazy.
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UGH. We LOST the challenge!!! And it wasn't even close *grumbles angrily* But it's okay. I'm gonna have to work my pussy out to this entire tribe to make them keep me around! I feel pretty good about this, I believe the target is leaning towards Ben but we'll have to wait and see. I don't think it's possible rn but I'm hoping for a swap soon so I can feel a little more re-energized in this game because my tribe has been super quiet lately... I think people will try to move the vote around so I'm going to use my current lack of employment as an opportunity to make myself stay alive on this tribe lmao
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These guys are being super boring and either Jake is dumber than i thought, or shadier than i gave him credit for. Xavier might be trying to play me but regardless its doubtful ill stay. John seems to have the most chance of winning out of these four as hes not overplaying. Kevin hasnt spoken to me since the colin vote and it pisses me off that I might be going home after being one of two people that worked on the challenge when kevin was taken off the chopping block immediately for playing jeopardy. i hate this tribe.
....five seconds later
Johns out, Jake too by the sound of it. Time for plan B, which never works but might as well try. Fake idol time.
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Oof well the uhh, “obvious friend group” has picked their target and it just so happens to be the only person I’ve made an actual alliance with :/ Poor DeNara. I really didn’t want to have to vote her off this early if I didn’t have to and then the worst part is she didn’t even hear it from me. Nobody is even mentioning game right now and Rachael is acting legitimately surprised to me when I came to her saying “okay this is an easier vote than I thought”.. even tho Ben claimed he had already talked to her..?? Idk man I must’ve done something wrong along the way but these people LEGITIMATELY don’t talk to me. My instant reaction is leaning towards being bitter but bitterness doesn’t really get me anywhere :/ I feel kinda.. out of it rn emotionally just because of everything else I have going on so if I seem more reserved tonight at tribal than usual, that’s why. I just hope that I’m not still stuck on that damn mountain rolling my dumbass rock back up only to get knocked back down again. I’m remaining optimistic for the future.. let’s keep winning some challenges mmkay
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Okay good news, I shouldn't be leaving. But that being said DeNara, you have goT TO PULL. YOURSELF. TOGETHER. She's packing her bags and from my knowledge she's going to be fine tonight. Hopefully it'll be Ben who's going but DeNara giving up like this isn't helPING. 
....five seconds later
Also I am in two alliances which is cool I guess.
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Oops....... and now I'm controlling this vote I think :) It feels good. I don't know what my plan is !! I'm lying to everyone. I basically put myself in a position to be the 4th person in both votes and I love it so much. I keep telling ppl I'm an emotional mess and I think I'll milk that because SOMEONE is going to get betrayed tonight... love that for me. Rachael, Nik, and Ben want to vote out DeNara Mo, Kailyn, and DeNara want to vote out Ben And tbh I would prefer Rachael or Nik!! Since neither of those things are happening I guess it's up to me to decide which way I wanna swing... I hate/love myself for this. I think there are good cases for both people to leave, because I think that getting rid of DeNara strengthens bonds I never had with Rachael and co. while getting rid of Ben just makes me their enemy. Honestly I am starting to lean towards getting rid of DeNara for that sole purpose alone. It'll be messy for sure. Ben provides NOTHING to the game right now and I hate the fact that he announced in his intro that he's just here to backstab people... but villains don't win unless they're sitting next to another villain. He's the goat to me and Rachael right now, but pretty homos like me always win xx I might regret this decision down the road but HOPEFULLY whichever side I take will pay me back in protection down the line. I think I have the charm to smooth shit over w Kailyn and Mo but its up for determination. I think that I have the finesse to beat Rachael in a vote, too, but I don't want to put her back up against the wall just yet..... ;) Anyways... I hope this isn't my last confessional. I wasn't having fun until I found my place. Let's get it on.
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It is me or Ben tonight. Guess we will find out who...
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comicgeekscomicgeek · 4 years ago
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Their Hero Academia - Chapter 72: Summer Shorts Part 1
Presenting the next installment of my on-going, nextgen, MHA fic! Earlier chapters can be found here
Shota Shinso in Student-Teacher Conference
At the knocking at his apartment door, Shota Shinso paused the video he’d been watching, a special counting down the top ten most amazing Hero battles from the previous year.  The votes for the battles had come from an online poll, which he’d voted in, so they were probably a little on the biased side rather than being truly objective or anything like that.  But he had to admit that most of the ones which had made the cut were the same ones he would have chosen.  
Unsurprisingly, Uncle Izuku had made the list twice, for his fights against Doom-Fist and the Maximums. Shoto was on the list two times as well; Ingenium and Gale Force had both made it on there once, as had Kestrel and Rodeo.  Red Riot and Real Steel shared a spot on the list.  And then there had been Ground Zero’s battle against Megastorm…
He’d had to fast forward through that.  It had sent his mind flashing back to the day of the Nomu attack.  He’d heard the sounds of tearing flesh and the Nomu’s terrible scream. His hands had felt wet with Ground Zero’s blood as he’d desperately tried to provide what first aid he could.  His nostrils had filled with the coppery smell…
It had taken everything he had not to scream and destroy the apartment. At least with Mom and Dad both at work, there hadn’t been anyone else around to see.
He’d been doing so well.   He’d actually passed his exams at school and made good use of his Quirk during the Heroics final exam.  He was able to be around Kirishima-Bakugo without flinching or expecting her to be mad at him.  He only had nightmares about it every so often.  
He hadn’t counted on what actually seeing Ground Zero would do to him.  Shota had been doing a good job of keeping himself from thinking about him. He’d hidden away his Ground Zero posters, statues, toys, and other merchandise.  He’d set his phone and internet browser to screen any mention of him. If he kept himself from thinking about Ground Zero, then he could keep himself from thinking about what happened.
Shota knew what happened wasn’t his fault.  He’d been told that often enough now, had enough therapy that he could say it without feeling like it was a lie.  But it was still like standing on the edge of a cliff.  Somedays, it didn’t take much to send him over the edge.
Dumb, really.  He should have expected that Ground Zero would have been in such a video.  His fights had always been amazing to watch.  His Quirk, his strength, his skill, all of it was… had been simply amazing.
And maybe he wouldn’t be anymore.
Because of him.
Dang it, he was supposed to be moving past this!
He shut his eyes right for a moment, doing the calming exercises Hound Dog had taught him.  Deep breaths.  Focus his thoughts on where he was, what he could see.  Whoever was at the door knocked again, and his eyes snapped open as he got off the couch.  “Coming!” he called out.
He opened the door before they could knock again.
“Hey, kid.  Can we talk?”
…It was Ground Zero.
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The park near his apartment was busy today, with lots of kids playing around, happy and carefree. He could see a group of elementary school-age kids using their Quirks to keep a Frisbee up in the air.  One had some kind of wind Quirk, another an arm-stretching Quirk, and the third and fourth, who looked like twins, seemed to have some kind of telekinetic push and pull Quirks.  He smiled, remembering doing the same kinds of games with Toshi, Shinji, Izumi, and the others as a kid.  Of course, there was the time he’d hit the Frisbee with a sonic blast and knocked it out of the park…
Maybe they ought to bring that back.  It’d be a fun game and good Quirk training!
He and Ground Zero sat on a bench, eating the ice cream they’d bought. Though lots of Pro Heroes, especially the Top Ten, went out in some measure of disguise when they were off the clock, Ground Zero didn’t bother.  He was very good at radiating “keep at least three meters away from me if you know what’s good for you vibes.” It was something his daughter was also extremely good at.
Ground Zero clearly wanted to talk, but Shota didn’t have any idea what it was about.  It was all he could do to keep from shaking and panicking. The ice cream gave him something to be present in the moment in, something else Hound Dog had taught him to do when he thought he was going to have a panic attack.  
“So,” he said quietly, “you wanted to talk?”
Ground Zero took a moment, as though sizing him up, then nodded.  “How you doing, kid?  Katsumi says you did pretty good during the exam.”  His voice lacked some of its usual hard edge.  The question sounded sincere.
Kirishima-Bakugo had talked about him?  And said he’d done good?  He wouldn’t have expected that.  Shota nodded. “It was really nuts!  Uncle Shota got actual bad guys to fight us!  Even Shadow-Thief!   Boy though, did Mom and Dad give him an earful about that!  Mom really doesn’t like her for some reason, maybe because Dad says she used to try and flirt with him whenever he’d try and catch her, but that’s silly, because they’ve been married forever now…  But yeah, I was one of the last ones left standing, and we zapped the big guy really good….”
It had made him feel like he could actually do something right.  It was a good feeling.  He’d actually helped his friends when it had really counted.  
“That’s good,” Ground Zero said, more indulgently than most adults did when he went on about something. “Sounds like you really kicked their asses.”
Shota actually laughed a little bit at that.  Ground Zero definitely had a way with words.  “Yeah, I guess we did.”   He frowned a little.  “What… what about you?  Are you doing okay?”
Ground Zero went quiet for a moment, before he went on.  “Getting better every day,” he said.  “Physical therapy three times a week.  Hasn’t been the challenge yet that can beat me.  Glasses and Tintin’s wives are working on a better prosthetic.  I’ll be kicking ass again before you can blink.”
It sounded reassuring. But it was still a challenge he wouldn’t have been facing if it hadn’t been for Shota.  If he hadn’t been trying to keep him safe… Ground Zero looked down for a moment, at his leg, then over at Shota, then sighed.  “You know this isn’t your fault, right, kid?”
Shota frowned.  He closed his eyes.  “Sometimes,” he said after a moment.  “Maybe not all the time.  But it’s hard not to think it was.”
“It wasn’t,” Ground Zero repeated, more forcefully this time.  He tossed the remains of his ice cream in the trash and put a hand on Shota’s shoulder. His grip was firm and strong. “Look at me, kid.”  He didn’t speak again until Shota was looking him in the eyes, something that took more willpower than he thought he had.  
“Listen,” Ground Zero said. “You, Shota Shinso, are not to blame for what happened to me.  Not one damn percent.  You got that?  Whatever sick f—er, bastard made that damn monster is to blame, not you.”
Shota nodded, mutely. He’d been told that so many times, from so many people.  Some days, he believed it.  Ground Zero though, was one of the most direct and honest people he knew.  If he blamed Shota, he’d have no problem letting him know.  If he didn’t blame him, maybe there was some truth to it.
“Good,” Ground Zero told him.  “And anytime that thought starts running through your head, I want you to punch it, hard, for me.  You picture it, shout kill and let it have it.  You got that?”
He nodded again, his head bobbing up and down quickly.  He could do that!
Ground Zero looked him over again.  He let out a puff of breath.  “Look… I ain’t good with words.  So maybe I’m not gonna tell this real well, but… Listen, I have been exactly where you are.”
“You?” Shota asked. “But you’re Ground Zero!  You’re not afraid of anything!  You’re the most confident Hero ever!”
Ground Zero shook his head. “You remember Kamino?  All Might’s last fight with that masked potato-faced freak?”
Who hadn’t heard of that? Uncle Izuku had told the story plenty of times of how he and his friends had gone to rescue Ground Zero from the League of Villains, while All Might had battled his long-time enemy.  It was the climax of all kinds of documentaries about All Might’s career. Everyone who was around and aware then had a story about where they were when they saw it happen.  They studied it in school!  He’d seen the video hundreds of times!  Shota nodded again.  
“I went through the same thing you’re going through,” Ground Zero said.  He gazed off into the distance.  “I blamed myself for causing All Might’s retirement.  I thought if I hadn’t been so weak, hadn’t screwed up and gotten captured, he wouldn’t have had to use up the last of his strength to save me.  I blamed myself, for weeks.  Without even realizing it, it affected everything I did.  I was even nastier and louder and angrier than usual.  I was such a shit, I’m amazed any of my friends stuck around.  But after I failed the Provisional License Exam, well… let’s just say it took Deku beating some sense into me for me to realize what I’d been carrying around.”
“Really?” Shota asked. He’d never heard this one before! “Uncle Izuku never said anything about that! And you always seem so confident! But you… you blamed yourself too?”
He knew Heroes got scared sometimes.  Uncle Izuku had talked about it, so had Uncle Denki, even Uncle Inasa had.  Uncle Shota even said that fear was a logical response sometimes.  And he knew they had doubts and worries.  But of all the Heroes in the world, he never would have expected Ground Zero would!
“Yeah, I did.  And there’s still times where I wonder what would have happened if I hadn’t been such an arrogant dumbass back then.”  He looked over and smiled a bittersweet smile, then gave Shota’s hair an affectionate tussle.  “So don’t go letting me hear you needed Toshi or Katsumi or somebody to beat you up, okay?  There’s nothing wrong with needing help.  Hell, you start feeling down, you call me, day or night, okay?”
Shota nodded rapidly again, the bad thoughts banished for the moment.  He knew they’d be back.  “Okay!”
Seemingly satisfied with that, Ground Zero nodded.  “Which is kind of why I wanted to talk to you in the first place, kid.  You know how All Might’s taking over from Nedzu as principal?”
“Oh yeah!” Shota said. “He’s gonna be really awesome at it, I just know it!  He said he might still teach a few classes, but that we’re gonna get a new Heroics’ teacher!  He said they were looking into some people, but he didn’t really know who it was going to be…”
Ground Zero cleared his throat and interrupted him.  “It’s going to be me.”
“Oh, wow!”  Shota said.  It was only then that he realized what Ground Zero had actually said.  “Wait, what?”
A smile passed over the Hero’s face.  “It’s gonna be me.  All Might offered me the job before you all went off to Ponytail’s island.”
“Oooh,” Shota said. “You’d be really good at that!  I learned a whole bunch when I was your Intern! And Kirishima-Bakugo’s really super talented, so you must have taught her a whole lot too, and you’re one of the most awesome Heroes around, with one of the best fight records and…”
Ground Zero held up his hands.  “Breathe, kid.  Breathe. I know I’m pretty awesome.  So you’re damn right I’ll be a damn good teacher. Even if I have to drag some of your classmates forward kicking and screaming.”
Shota didn’t know who that would be.  All his friends and classmates worked so hard and had such amazing Quirks!  “But… why would you want to talk to me about that?” he asked.  He wasn’t family or anything.
Ground Zero gave him a small, sympathetic smile.  “Because I knew you were probably still blaming yourself.  Even though I told you not to.  I didn’t know how you’d take it if you had to see me every day.”
“What?” Shota asked. The question didn’t make any sense.
“Kid,” Ground Zero said patiently, “you practically had a damn panic attack when I showed up at your door.  You’re going to be seeing me every Heroics Class if I take this job.”  He tapped his knuckles against his knee.  It made a small metallic clang. “And you’ll be thinking about this.”
“That’s not,” he started to say, but stopped himself.  He can’t help but stare now, his eyes wide and wet.  What if Ground Zero was right?  “Maybe.”
This got him a nod. “That’s what I thought.  But here’s the deal.  If I’m going to be a teacher, then I’ve gotta look out for my students first.  Which means I have to look out for you, before I even teach a single class.”
Shota felt his eyes growing wet.  “But… but…”
“Aw, for the love of…” Ground Zero started, waving his hands rapidly.  “Don’t cry, kid!  I cannot deal with crying!  You’re worse than Deku, I swear…!”
Shota sucked in a breath and fought back his tears.  He couldn’t just cry like that in front of one of his heroes!  He wasn’t a baby, even if he was a little younger than all his classmates.  He was training to be a Hero.  He had to be strong!  
Ground Zero was being a Hero.  He was thinking of someone else, Shota, putting his needs first, even if it meant he didn’t get to be a teacher.  Shota… Shota couldn’t take that away from him!  And he’d be a good teacher too, he knew it!
And if he knew what to expect… then maybe he could be ready for it!  He could psyche himself up!  Hound Dog said that getting in the right mind space was important!  He’d even know him all kinds of exercises for how to do it.
“A Hero’s got to be brave,” he said finally.  “I can be brave too!”  He was almost sure he meant it.  He could do it!  He could do it!  He was getting better every day!  He had his bad days, but maybe if he really worked on it…
Then Ground Zero held his gaze and if Shota hadn’t known his Quirk was Explosion, he would have been certain he was reading his mind.  “All right,” he said.  “I believe you.  But I’m going to be watching you.  And I’m going to hold you to telling me if you start having trouble, got it?  You’re going to be a damn good Hero someday, kid. Especially with me in your corner.”
***
Chihiro Kaminari in Kiss and Make Up
“Chihiro! Chihiro!  Watch!  Watch me!”
Chihiro looked over to where her eight year old sister, Hikari, was playing on the monkey bars.  The purple-haired girl was hanging on by one hand, her other limbs dangling in the air.   “Okay, okay,” she said, “I’m watching.”
“Okay…  Watch!”  Hikari released all her fingers and Chihiro’s heart lurched.  If her little sister got hurt on her watch, she was going to be in a load of trouble!  She started rushing forward only to realize that Hikari wasn’t falling.  Despite her fingers not touching anything, her palm was still flat against the bar and she wasn’t falling.
Chihiro’s Cords perked up as she got closer, tiny sparks dancing along their tips.  There was enough electricity flying about that she could feel it.  The fact that Hikari’s hair was standing straight up was another clue.  She crossed her arms.  “Let me guess, Spark Plug,” she said.  “You’re using your Quirk?”
“Yep!” Hikari said proudly. “Daddy and I worked real hard on this one!”
Hikari’s Quirk was called Static.  It let her absorb ambient static electricity and release it and apparently also stick to things with it like a balloon.  She had to laugh a little bit though.  She and Dad had certainly driven Mon to yelling at them more times than she could count for doing dumb things with their own Quirks.  Her younger brother Reylo got yelled at less often, but only because his Quirk was sound-based and Dad couldn’t teach him anything dangerous.
Chihiro gave her a thumb’s up.  “Cool trick,” she said.  But she noticed that Hikari’s hair was starting to settle back down.  Her Cords were starting to spark less too.  She took a few steps forward and held out her arms, letting Hikari fall into them.
“Off!” Hikari said, looking surprised and annoyed.  “How come I fell?”
“Ran out of juice,” Chihiro told her.  “You don’t make your own electricity, remember?”
“Oh.  Right!  I knew that.”
Chihiro just laughed again and set Hikari down on the ground, letting her run off to the next piece of playground equipment.  Well, at least her little brother Reylo had half a brain.  One Kaminari ought to have at least half a chance.
“Stay where I can see you!” she called out.  “And that goes for you two too!”
She looked over to where her other charges (Heh.  Charges. Why was she always this funny when no one else was around?), a small brown-haired girl and a blond boy:  Mako Midoriya and Tai Kirishima-Bakugo, both five years old.  When the kids’ regular sitter had bailed, she’d volunteered to watch them.  She was already watching Hikari anyway and didn’t have any plans.  Plus she was getting two thousand yen each for the two of them.  They gave her a friendly wave.
There were also, she would readily admit, advantages to living in a gated community, including a private playground.  Almost all the families that lived here were Pro-Heroes, though there were also a few Support Company officers, and a few other careers, such as Mom’s split career as Hero and musician.  The kids certainly seemed to enjoy it anyway.   She’d already been ten by the time they’d moved in and was starting to get too “cool” for that kind of thing.
Of course, to hear Mom tell it, the reason they bought the house was all Dad’s fault.   Dad had brought home a Great Dane puppy instead of groceries… somehow.  Since Sparky was going to quickly get too big for their apartment, so they’d gone house shopping.  Of course, to hear Dad tell it, Kirishima-Bakugo’s dad had nearly flipped a gasket when he’d found out they were going to be neighbors…
Chihiro let a smile spread across her face as she watched the kids play.  Hikari was making herself dizzy, spinning around on the merry-go-round, while Mako and Tai were playing on the teeter-totter.  It was nice.  Peaceful even.  She could quietly zone out just a little bit.
“Stuck on kid duty too, Kaminari?”
Taken by complete surprise, she let out a cry of alarm as she turned.  Her Cords shot out and unleashed a mild pulse of electricity the second they made contact with… something.
“AAAAGGGGGGGGGGG!””
Shiro Monoma hit the ground with a small thump.
***
“You killed him!” Hikari shouted.  “Mom and Dad are gonna be so mad!”
Chihiro shot her sister a fierce look.  “No, I didn’t!” she protested.  But as she quickly turned her attention back to Monoma, she wasn’t so sure.
“He’s still breathing,” Monoma’s younger sibling said, sounding disinterested.  Takeru, right.  That was their name.  And non-binary too.  Important to remember.  Chihiro thought they were the same age as Tai and Mako, but they sounded like they were going on forty.  They gave him a look which suggested they’d long grown bored with seeing accidental misfortunes befall their older brother.
“She really made him go zap!” Mako said.  “He lifted up and then… Bzzzzt!”  As she talked, her hands copied the motions Monoma had gone through.
“Yeah!” Tai agreed. “I saw sparks!  It was so cool!”
Chihiro gulped and looked down at Monoma.  He was still breathing.  That was good.  She probably hadn’t hit him with that many volts.  He’d just surprised her.
“It’s not my fault!” she said, throwing her hands up in the air as she paced back and forth.  “He snuck up on me!”
“Uhhh.”  A noise from Monoma caught her attention instantly. His eyes fluttered open.  How could someone be electrocuted, fall in the grass, and still be so damn pretty?  Especially while wearing a t-shirt and shorts?  “What hit me?”
“You snuck up on her and she electrocuted you,” Takeru told him flatly.
“I did no such thing!” Monoma protested.  He ignored her hand up in favor of bouncing to his feet under his own power, dusting himself off once he landed.  
“You were doing that thing where you don’t make any noise,” Takeru said.  “No wonder she didn’t hear you coming.”
“Yeah!” Chihiro said, pointing at him.  Maybe she could spin this as his fault after all!  “Why do you gotta ninja around all the time?!”
Monoma seemed offended at that, putting a hand to his chest.  “I did no such thing!  I do not “ninja around!’”  He wilted under her glare ever so slightly, however.  “Well… perhaps I do have a bit of a silent tread.  I can apologize for that, at least.  I’m sorry.”
Great, how was she supposed to be mad at him when he was apologizing?  Completely unfair!  She didn’t want to be thinking about him at all!  “Yeah, well…,” she said, “I probably shouldn’t have zapped you.  You okay?”
He produced a flick comb from his pocket and fixed his hair.  “No harm done, I suppose,” Monoma said.  
Chihiro realized the children were all watching them still.  “Okay kids,” she said, waving her hands vaguely in the direction of the playground.  “Show’s over. Go play!”
Hikari crossed her arms. “Aw, I wanted to see you zap him again!”
“Go!” Chihiro repeated, pointing more dramatically this time.  Her little sister turned tail at that.  Meanwhile, Takeru was being dragged off by Mako and Tai under half-hearted protests.
“So…,” she ventured, looking back at Monoma.  This was definitely awkward.  Why the hell didn’t she keep the kids around?  Now all she could think about was how he’d kissed her and how Mika had said she should date him!  Maybe she should shock him again, run away, move to a new city, start a new life on the run singing for coins on street corners…
Okay, maybe not that bad.
“Um, yes,” Monoma said, and she was somehow glad to see the awkwardness was mutual.  It was so rare to see him as anything less than composed that she considered it a victory even in embarrassment.
And then he said the most dangerous words of all.
“Can we talk?”
***
They were far enough away that they wouldn’t be overheard, but not so far away that they couldn’t keep an eye on the kids.  Hikari had met up with one of her friends and Chihiro gave a wave to the kid’s parents before giving Monoma as much of her attention as she could.
“So,” she said.  Her Cords make small circles through the air, as she crossed her arms.  “You wanted to talk.  Talk. I’m listening.”
“Ah, yes, well,” Monoma began.  Alarm bells were already ringing in her head.  Granted, her guard was always up around him.  Sure, she’d eat lunch with him with Mika, Koda, and Fukidashi or Tetsutetsu.  He was tolerable in small doses.  Especially if he kept his mouth shut.  But she’d never seen him as at a loss for words as this.
“I’m sorry,” he said. “I shouldn’t have just kissed you like that without asking.  It wasn’t very gentlemanly of me.  I was… overcome with emotion at resolving some of my own issues, and let my exuberance get the better of me.”
Chihiro blinked slowly. She definitely hadn’t been expecting an apology.  Even with the one he’d given a few minutes ago, she wasn’t even sure he really knew how to apologize.  But she looks over and he was so earnestly apologetic that even her background level of irritation at him started to fade.  “It’s, ah, it’s fine,” she said.  “You were excited.  Happens.”
He looked a bit surprised. “That’s happened before?”
She had to laugh at that. “No, that one was definitely a first.” Her left Cord shot out and gave him a soft poke in the chest.  “Definitely wasn’t expecting my first kiss to be you though.”
He looked offended at that. “That was not a first kiss.  All I did was kiss you on the cheek!”
“A kiss is a kiss!” she shouted at him, moving closer.  “Doesn’t matter where it was!”
“You’re out of your mind!”
“I thought you were apologizing!”
“I did!  You were the one who tried to turn it into a semantics argument!”
“It’s not semantics if I’m right!  That! Was!  A!  Kiss!”
Their faces were mere centimeters from each other now.  His eyes were big, blue, and ever so close.  He really was just too ridiculously pretty for his own good. Probably spent more time in front of the mirror than she did.  About the only person who might outdo him in the hair and skin care regime was Aoyama.
“That wasn’t a kiss!” Monoma snapped.  “If I’d really wanted to kiss you, I’d have done it like this!”
Before she could blink, he’d reached out and put his arms around her, spinning her around into a low dip, before planting his lips on hers.  Her eyes went wide as he held the kiss for a long moment, before spinning her back into a standing position.
“What the hell?!”  she snapped.  “What the hell was that?!”  Her Cords flew about her head like angry snakes, sparking with electricity.
“I… I don’t… it just happened!” Monoma said, backing away from her nervously.  He looked ready to run and hide.  Good!  Who did he think he was, kissing her like this was some made for tv romantic movie where they yelled and kissed?!
She pointed her Cords at him aggressively, taking aim, her face flush with anger.  “I oughta just take you out!”
His eyes widened in surprise, but then he smiled that same smug, irritating, and entirely too good looking smile.  “Well.. Why not?” he asked.  “I am finding your company surprisingly enjoyable, even without Mika as a barrier.   Pick me up at seven tomorrow evening then?”
Her mouth dropped open. She could feel her mental footing slipping away as she shifted lanes from furious to baffled in the space of an eye blink.  Mika’s advice to give him a chance came back to her.  And she definitely wasn’t about to admit that she’d really enjoyed that kiss. But the other hand, he was absolutely infuriating. And sure, he’d shown her a more vulnerable side back at school…
Her Cords sagged, the sparks fading.   “…What?”
“That, ah, that is… if you want to,” he said. Awkwardness replaced the smugness.  And now he had his hands up, protecting his face, as he backed up. “We could go on a date.  And I promise no more kissing.”
The words unless you want to hung silently in the air.
“Why me?” she asked, after letting him squirm uncomfortably for a moment.  “I know Mika’s your ex.  Going from her to me has to be a pretty steep downgrade.”
He looked puzzled for a moment, until his eyes widened in realization. He crossed his arms. “You do remember I used to date her before she, ah, blossomed. I’m not so shallow as to be purely attracted to… that.”
Okay, he did have a point there.   “Okay, but the first question still stands.  You’re all fancy pants and I’m… me.  In fact, up until you kissed me, I was pretty sure you didn’t even like me.”
A blush spread across Monoma’s face and he smiled sheepishly.  “Mika insists I have a thing for women who can beat me up.  You do fall into that category, of course, but the fact remains that you are a fascinating and attractive woman.  You’re talented, with varied interests, and you are entirely willing to call me out to my face when I’m being a pretentious asshole. After some rather blunt conversations and realizations… I’m… trying harder not to be that person anymore.”
Okay.  That was… actually pretty respectful sounding.  Which was definitely a first for him when it came to her.  Sounded like somebody had called him out.  Mika, maybe?  Or Tetsutetsu?  Koda was too nice to have done it…
“Okay, fine,” she said.  She tried to project with her tone that she was doing him a favor, not that she was actually possibly maybe kind of interested in him.  “We can go on a date.  On one, no, two conditions.”
He seemed surprised at that.  “All right, I completely understand if you don’t wish to….  Wait, what?”
“One, no more kissing me out of the blue.  You try it, and I’ll shock you so bad you’ll never get your hair to look right again.”
He chuckled. It was actually somewhat pleasant when it wasn’t paired with taunts.  “A tremendous threat.  Very well. And the other?”
“Don’t you dare tell Ojiro about this. Or put it on-line or anything where she can somehow find out about it. I’ll never hear the end of it.”
Monoma nodded.  “I suppose that’s reasonable.  So long as you do the same with regards to Fukadashi.  I don’t need her comparing me to some anime or manga more than she already does.”
He had a point there.  Fukidashi was weird.  And given the company she kept, that was saying something. “Deal.  It’s a date.”
“YAY!”
Chihiro’s head snapped around and she saw that the kids were staring at them. Hikari was the one who’d shouted, but they all looked enthralled.  Well, everyone but Takeru did.
“How long have you been watching?!” she demanded.
“Long enough,” Takeru said.  They looked over at Chihiro.  “You should have shocked him again.  Otherwise he won’t learn anything.”
She had to laugh at that.  “Okay,” she said.  “You, I like.”
“Yay!  A date!” Mako said.  “My big sister went on a date too!  With Haruto Sero!”  She danced about as she talked, kicking up a little bit dust.  “Ah… ah… choooo!”
Chihiro’s eyes went wide as Mako’s Fire-Breath Quirk went active with her sneeze.  Instantly, she tackled Monoma to the ground, as a blast of flame went through where his head had just been.  Her face went flush as she realized how close they were again.  Hastily, she shoved herself up and off him.
She offered Monoma a hand up and this time he took it.  His hands weren’t anywhere near as soft as his pretty boy imagine would have suggested, she realized.  “Sorry about that.  She doesn’t have full control of her Quirk yet.”
“Quite, quite all right,” Monoma said, sounding a bit shook from his near-fire experience.  He was blushing too, she noticed.  He dusted himself off.  “But seven, tomorrow then, if that’s agreeable to you?”
“Yeah, all right,” she said.  
Great.  That gave her more than a day to figure out how to explain to her dad she was dating a Monoma.
One date.  Not dating.
She definitely wasn’t thinking about kissing him.  …Dating him!  And she wasn’t thinking about that either!
…Crap.
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itsbenedict · 5 years ago
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Kingdoms and Koopas: Ep. 11
K&K is a Fate Accelerated campaign set in the Mario universe, which I’m running for three players:
Bee @thebeeskneesocks​, playing Kandace Koopa
Jovian @jovian12​, playing Cozmo Naut
Malky @sleepdepravity​, playing Dr. Chevy Chain
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Previously on Kingdoms and Koopas, the crew went and shot a movie with acclaimed actor/writer/director Zip Toad, and were wildly successful! However, they did this while ignoring the fact that there was a war going on between the two magic schools, which means that a war between the two magic schools happened without them.
This time, they deal with the aftermath of that event- and end up breaking someone dangerous out of jail for reasons.
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(“Pull the lever, Cozmo!”)
So, fresh off the shoot, Kandace gets a phone call from Kammy Koopa, headmistress of Kammy Koopa’s Academy for Young Witches and Wizards. She’s heard of the party’s success in recovering the Music Key from the Orbital Doom Casa, and so she asks Kandace to hand it over. Kandace agrees to do so, but here is the thing: she’s lying. She is lying a lot and does not intend to give Kammy the last Music Key.
Instead, the party hatches a scheme. They want to make Kammy think they’ve handed over the last Music Key, when instead they’ve kept it for themselves. They also want to find out where she’s keeping the rest of them, and maybe figure out what her nefarious plan is- and who she might be working for.
So they need a fake music key, right? Where are they going to get a fake music key? It’ll need to be... round...
I cannot for the life of me believe that the following was Chevy’s idea that she volunteered for, but... a plan is hatched to disguise Chevy as the last macguffin and hand her over to Kammy. Hm! That’s. Going to be. Easy?
Surely it will be easy to do this, All they need to do is make her translucent and blue and the size of a cantaloupe and have a little music note floating inside her and give off a distinctive magical signature. That’s baby school stuff.
Smallening can be achieved via one of Kandace’s spells- she’s got one for the occasion, but the drawback is that while it decreases size, it conserves mass- so small Chevy is very dense and heavy. Thankfully, Kandace has another spell, one she’s used several times in the past- it’s the spell that makes things lighter but softer/rounder, used to allow Chevy to ride along on her broom. By combining the two, the size issue is solved. They now have an appropriately-sized Chevy.
Magic is also the answer to the problem of the magical signature. Since they’re in contact with the princess of the Magic Kingdom, they’re able to call up Opal and ask if she knows the appropriate spell- and she does. Kandace can now smell the magical signatures of items and swap those smells around. (The Music Key magic-smells like mint-flavored sugarless chewing gum, and Chevy smells like formaldehyde.)
The problem remaining is... making Chevy translucent and blue. Kandace doesn’t have a spell for this, so the party heads into town to find something that might do the trick. Legitimate Merchantson is selling some translucent blue paint which surely works the way they’re hoping it does. Chet Rippo has a magical spell he claims will do the job. But what ends up catching their eye is a badge being sold at a badge shop- the Ice Ice Badge, a cosmetic badge that makes the wearer look like an ice sculpture. They walk up and attempt to exchange currency for goods and services, like a bunch of fool idiots.
The badge shop is manned by what appears to be a cardboard cutout of a glamorous-looking Squeek.
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“𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢?”
“We’d like that badge there, please.”
“𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙻, 𝙱𝚄𝚈, 𝚘𝚛 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚊�� 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖?”
“What?”
“𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖!”
“Um- buy. We want to buy that Ice Ice Badge.”
“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝙱𝚄𝚈 𝚊𝚗 𝙸𝚌𝚎 𝙸𝚌𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎? 𝚃𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!”
“Please repeat the- what? Um, we want to buy that Ice Ice Badge?”
“𝚃𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!”
After going on in this manner for an obnoxiously long time (getting into the weeds of the button order system and stupid phone-bot behavior), the party finally manages to purchase the dang thing, which gets them most of the way there. The last element- the music note floating inside- is accomplished by cutting one out of construction paper and having Chevy swallow it. Don’t... don’t ask how that works, digestively speaking.
Point is, they now have their decoy Music Key. Kandace’s shadow, Carbonado, objects to attempting to deceive the headmistress, but Kandace patiently explains that he can’t prove Kammy isn’t being mind-controlled by a space alien, which makes it okay. That’s just logic. That settled, they head to the school to drop off their mole.
On the way to Kammy’s office, the party is accosted by Jr. Troopa, the school valedictorian- who attempts to steal the key for himself. The party opts to deliver a beatdown, but Cozmo gets Worfed and hurts his hand trying to punch through Jr. Troopa’s implausibly sturdy eggshell. It’s up to Kandace and the currently-disguised Chevy to get this joker out of the way- and Kandace has a brainwave.
“Okay, you want it? Catch!”
Kandace throws Chevy at Jr. Troopa, and then mid-throw- after she’s picked up speed- dispels the magic that makes her light enough to carry. Chevy is restored to her full density, rolls an attack, and just absolutely beans the dude with a massive crit that fills up all his Stress boxes immediately. That was... kind of supposed to be a boss fight, holy crap. [pokemon stadium announcer voice] IT’S A ONE-HIT KO!
With the jerk dispatched, the party proceeds to Kammy’s office. Waluigi, looking bitter, shows the party inside.
Inside, the party sees Kamek- the headmaster of the rival school across the street- unconscious and imprisoned in an anti-magic cage. Apparently, while they were shooting a movie, Kammy won the underground school war and took Kamek prisoner. But that’s all perfectly legal and normal- Kammy’s the right hand of the king, she can do what she wants.
The party hands over Kandace, and with the bonuses from their elaborate deception... manage to beat Kammy’s roll to see through their scheme! She’s fooled, and accepts the Chevy-Key. As promised, Kandace is allowed to take three magic items from the Artifact Storage Chamber behind her office. For Cozmo, a combination broom-backpack that functions as a jetpack. For Kandace, a book called Lifehex that lets her nullify her spells’ drawbacks once per session. And for Chevy... well, Chevy can’t talk or indicate what she wants, so Kandace picks out a prize she assumes Chevy would want: a magical pair of stick-on springy boxing glove Arms. With Arms, Chevy can finally do surgery, fulfilling her lifelong dream! Which she couldn’t do before! Is what Kandace assumes.
So Kandace and Cozmo are sent away... and Chevy is carried through a secret door in Kammy’s office, hidden behind a statue. Inside, Kammy and her hench-Waluigi Yzma and Kronk their way down a rollercoaster and into a massive underground chamber, containing a vault labeled “NOT The Actual Artifact Storage Chamber, The One Upstairs Is The Real One.” This vault contains shelves lined with actually powerful magical artifacts- the sort of thing she wouldn’t risk giving out to students as prizes.
Inside is also a table, on which sit three real Music Keys. The pink key from Gourmet Guy, the orange key from Jojora’s temple, and a green key presumably won from Kam Ekademy by Kammy herself. Chevy, ostensibly the fourth key, is placed on the table alongside them.
Kammy then begins a magic ritual with the four keys- but it becomes quickly apparent that Chevy does not hover or glow, like the other Keys do during this ritual. It’s sort of a dead giveaway that she’s a fake.
That said, though, Chevy passes her Careful roll to hold very still and not give away that she is an alive fake, and so she is left on the table as a very angry Kammy Koopa leaves to go discipline a troublesome student of hers.
Chevy is now alone in NOT The Actual Artifact Storage Chamber, The One Upstairs Is The Real One. Unfortunately, her chain was scaled way down so Kammy wouldn’t notice it, and she’s still the size of a cantaloupe, so... she’s sort of stuck. She can’t fly or climb, which means the only way to get up and out is...
oh my god an actual platforming segment in a Mario game, i can’t believe we finally managed it
So Chevy is hopping her way up the spiraling shelves lining the walls of this chamber, knocking dangerous magic artifacts off and onto the floor. She eventually makes it out a hole in the roof of the vault, and begins the arduous climb up the rollercoaster tracks- hanging on by the skin of her teeth. Literally. Or, well, no, not literally; teeth don’t have skin. Whatever. You know what I mean.
Meanwhile, Kandace and Cozmo get a firm knock on the door of Kandace’s dorm room, and wisely opt to flee out the window. They decide to loop around and sneak into Kammy’s office to free Kamek- they use Kandace’s stunt, Cantricked (use her animate broom to distract someone once per session) to send Waluigi (who was guarding the door) on a wild goose chase, while they themselves crash through the window of her office to get in.
So there’s Kamek in a cage. The cage nullifies magic, which is necessary for containing a Magikoopa of Kamek’s abilities. This means Kandace isn’t going to be able to magic up a solution- so it’s up to Cozmo. Kandace orders him to pick the lock.
Cozmo has never picked a lock before and does not know how to do it. He tries anyway, and as you might predict from the fact we recently established about his lockpicking skills, fails.
But all hope is not lost! Kandace has one more ally- her shadow, Carbonado! He hems and haws about the legality of freeing the headmistress’s prisoner- but Kamek is also technically an authority figure in the Kingdom, so he acquiesces and attempts to use his shadowy form to pick the lock from the inside.
Carbonado has never picked a lock before and does not know how to do it. He tries anyway, and as you might predict from the fact we recently established about his lockpicking skills, fails. 
Also he messes up the mechanism so bad that even if they had the key, it wouldn’t work.
Which... is a useful hint, actually. Apparently this lock, though impervious to magic, can still be damaged by mundane means. This is all the encouragement Cozmo needs to start using his head- specifically, his Crystal Skull (Thanks Kandace) aspect, the thing where Kandace transmuted his skull into sapphire as part of a magical experiment. He headbutts the thing so hard it explodes.
They free and revive Kamek, and then... tell him practically everything. Mostly everything. They don’t mention that they still have one Music Key- but they do tell him that they sent Chevy in to scout. And as luck would have it, that’s exactly when Chevy finally makes it up the rollercoaster and knocks on the secret entrance door. They let her out, and she heals up Kamek’s injuries after they return her to normal.
Kamek asks them to help steal the Music Key back from Kammy, which of course they agree to. Kammy’s been acting super shady! And probably mind-controlled! So Chevy leads the party plus Kamek back down the rollercoaster, and into NOT The Actual Artifact Storage Chamber, The One Upstairs Is The Real One.
As soon as they arrive, Kamek begins laughing maniacally. He prepares a big teleport spell, and using it teleports away all of the magical items in the vault including the Music Keys, bwa ha ha! And then he thanks them for their help, because yeah that was pretty much exactly what they said they were going to do, was help rob Kammy. And since they did that exactly as promised, their business is concluded and he teleports away.
So, um. It’s unclear whether it is a good or bad thing that a different arch-Magikoopa assistant to the king is now in control of three out of four Music Keys, but that is now the situation. And at least this one isn’t actively mad at them!
...Unlike the other one, who’s probably going to find out about all this pretty soon and be totally furious at them. Hm. Well.
This seems like an excellent time to go run and hide somewhere, yes? The party heads off to lay low in Duck Hospital, Chevy’s place of work, while they figure out what exactly they’re supposed to do about all this.
Next time: nothing goes horribly wrong at the hospital, probably!
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onhirel · 6 years ago
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What’s Fair at the Fair
Amanda O’Neill loved the summer. Long days and warm nights, no school, no responsibilities, just time to have fun, hang out with her friends, and get into mischief, something she took to with relish. But one of the best part of the summer were the county fairs. She always felt a bit of a kinship with the carny folk. Outcasts, at times viewed with suspicion and derision, but people who worked hard, all the same. People who strove to bring some joy and entertainment to others...and if some of that was a bit underhanded (seriously, who actually expected to really win at carnival games, y’all know they’re rigged!) so much the better.
The county fair that set up at the fairgrounds just down the road from her house was one of her favorite places in the world, and she had been working there for four years now, ever since she was thirteen and looking for an escape from her home life which...well, which was less than stellar, to say the least. The carny folk had at first viewed the pugnacious and fiery-haired girl who simply showed up one day with some concern and confusion, but rather than jeer at them, she had simply displayed a desire for acceptance for her fierce spirit, a sense of family. The carnival staff had shrugged and figured why not. She wasn’t paid with money, of course, not until she was sixteen, but for those first three years, she had helped clean up, helped behind the scenes, did whatever she could for her newfound friends and family, spending hours and hours per day at the fair. Even at that age, she had known that it wasn’t...wasn’t actually good that her family never seemed to care where she spent her days, that they should be concerned that one of their children disappeared for long stretches of time. But...they never were.
But that was okay! Her new family, rough though they were around the edges, accepted her and even started teaching her the tricks of the trade, and upon reaching sixteen, she was able to even make a little money, and did pretty good as a hawker and was even trusted to man some of the rides. She so loved the summer!
And then time continued to pass. She turned seventeen, and it was now the final summer that she had left of high school, and she wasn’t quite certain what she was going to do after her senior year. Her grades were pretty decent, but not good enough to get her into a good college. When she brought up her concerns about her future with the other fair employees, they all laughed, telling her to enjoy the summer. They also surprised her with her own booth, something that almost brought tears to her eyes. Especially since it was suited to her strengths...literally so. She had amazed the staff before after the rides were all closed down and they were all hanging around before going home in how well she could arm wrestle. She wasn’t undefeated, but she had far more wins than losses. And so her booth was just that. People paid to arm wrestle her, and if they won, they could walk away with a cut of the overall prize money.
Some people did win, of course, mostly the guys who obviously spent way too much time at the gym, but the rule was you could only arm wrestle once, so the same person couldn’t keep playing her and taking her money. But, as before, she won far more often than she lost, and she was already making more money a week and a half into the fair season than she had all of last year.
So yeah, she was feeling pretty good about herself and definitely cocky when she spied the three of them. Out of towners, her eyes immediately saw, dressed in expensive clothes that stuck out almost like a sore thumb, despite it being casual wear. The blonde with tea green highlights seemed really stuck up, and the one with the black hair didn’t seem much better, but the auburn-haired one seemed a bit more down to earth, hazel eyes glancing at the different gaming booths with ill-disguised interest, and though her clothes were obviously designer, they were much more casual than the other two, a baggy hoodie and jeans that actually kind of surprised Amanda. Sure, the sun had set, but it was still warm out. But eh, some people wore shorts in states that had real winters, it wasn’t too unusual to see someone wearing a hoodie in the summer.
Pitching her voice to carry, she began her routine. “Come one, come all, and see how your skill matches against the mighty arms of the Amazing O’Neill!” she cried, eyes still locked on the trio as they glanced her way. “Many have tried to take my prize money, and many have failed! Come, only ten dollars for a try, and a chance to walk away with half the money I’ve earned so far today!”
They seemed interested, and Amanda blinked, slightly confused as to why she was so intent on hooking one of them...well, she had to be honest with herself. She wanted to hook the auburn-haired girl. There was something about her that perked her interest and drew her attention. She had to hide her grin as the thought struck her...not very often that a pretty girl like that would literally pay her to hold her hand! “How about you, with the hoodie?” she called, and both of the auburn-haired girl’s eyebrows shot up as she grinned with amusement, and she pointed at herself. “Yes, you! You seem like a strong girl, think you can take me?” At her question, the other girl turned and spoke briefly to her friends, and the blonde pinched the bridge of her nose, an annoyed look on her face as the black-haired girl rolled her eyes. “It’s okay, it’s okay...if you’re scared of losing, it’s fine...”
That lit a competitive fire in the girl’s eyes, and without another word to her friends, she strode briskly forward, eyes roaming over Amanda’s tomboyish clothes and figure, a slight blush dusting her cheeks, and Amanda almost couldn’t believe her luck, if she read that look right. Cute as all get out and interested in girls? Well, shucks!
Then the girl was sitting in the stool across the small table from her, pushing up the sleeve of her hoodie so that it was past her elbow, and after sliding a ten dollar bill across the table, she propped her elbow on the table, and Amanda followed suite with a confident grin. “So, to whom do I owe the pleasure?” she asked, and the girl smirked back at her, the competitive fire still burning bright in her eyes.
“Beat me and maybe you’ll find out!” she replied, and Amanda stared at her, wide-eyed for a moment before she laughed. 
“Ho-ho-ho, y’all got some fire to ya. I like that!” she crowed as their hands found each other, and Amanda very pointedly ignored the jolt that ran through her at the contact as she set herself. “On your call, sweetie,” she said, and the girl nodded.
“On your mark, get set...go!”
Now...it was fairly well established at this point that Amanda, for all her lean muscled appearance suggested, was actually pretty dang strong. To date, the only woman to have actually beaten her was Jasminka, and that didn’t count, given that the Russian was part of the strong woman act (as well as a member of the competitive eating team, but that was another story...). Her school friend Akko was pretty close, but if they didn’t end in a draw, then Amanda usually took it. And so it came as a complete surprise when, instead of the quick victory that she expected, she and the mystery girl were locked immediately into an epic struggle, both of them putting all their effort into besting the other, but their clasped hands didn’t budge an inch either way. Gritting her teeth even as her face grew red and sweat started to stand out on her forehead, Amanda continued to push...at least it appeared as though her mysterious opponent was struggling just as hard as she was.
The struggle went on, with the girl’s friends starting to cheer her on, and a small crowd gathered to witness the epic showdown. And damn it if Amanda really didn’t start to freakin’ like this girl as they continued to struggle against one another. Not many people could hold their own against her, so for this girl to do so...then her hand went an inch towards her side, and she almost grinned. Okay, progress, progress was good! But then the girl grunted with effort, and their hands returned to the middle of the table. Good lord, just who was this girl?!
Then the auburn-haired girl was talking, grinning at her, face flushed and eyes glittering with the joy brought by a good competition. “You know...” she said just barely loud enough for Amanda to hear, “...the only reason I said yes is because I think you’re pretty cute.”
Amanda blinked, concentration broken. “What?” she asked, completely flabbergasted...just as the back of her hand hit the padded surface of the table. She blinked again before shaking her head, confused as to what just happened, even as the assembled crowd cheered on the girl and her friends slapped her on the back in congratulations.
The girl stared into Amanda’s shocked eyes for a moment before she laughed softly. Then she was offering her hand to shake. “Hannah England, reigning champion of girl’s wrestling, Luna Nova Prep School.”
“Oh,” Amanda replied almost dumbly, hesitating before taking the girl’s hand and shaking it. Luna Nova...it took a lot of money and talent to get into the school that was in the next town over, and if this Hannah was the champion wrestler there, then it was no wonder Amanda had lost. “Uh...Amanda O’Neill. Local delinquent, carny folk extraordinaire,” she said, blushing slightly at the amused laugh Hannah gave. “So, uh, yeah. You won. Let me get you your prize money.”
To her surprise, Hannah shook her head. “No, don’t worry about that. Like I said, the only reason I really did this is because I think you’re cute. But...I do deserve a prize. How about...your phone number?”
Amanda blinked at that, before a delighted grin took to her face. “I think that’s fair,” she said before quickly digging through her bag and finding some scrap paper and a pen, and she quickly scribbled down her phone number. “Here.”
Hannah took the paper, glancing down at it with a warm smile, and Amanda’s blush deepened at the tender expression. Then Hannah was looking back up at her. “Thank you, and you will be hearing from me, Amanda. And I have to say, if you did that well against me, then I rather expect that you not lose to anyone else for the rest of the night...”
Amanda grinned at that. “I won’t. I promise.”
And Amanda was a woman of her word. She didn’t lose a single other arm wrestling match that night, she was happy to report when she got the first text from Hannah, the first of many to come...
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lynxgriffin · 6 years ago
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Straight Outta Monster Narnia
HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK
I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE
THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!
Here we GOOOOOOO~!
Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!
I am here yes!
Truly excellent dude
OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort
NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…
Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.
STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks
The legs are almost all the same LMAO
This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT
Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft
BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO
You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk
Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…
But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes
OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA
Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!
That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there
Also Kris, you need some eyes
RELIGIOUS SKA
So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay
Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat
It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!
It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it
CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!
Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here
“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor
DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes
ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT
PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS
DAMN who do I pick as my partner
Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…
Random snake is also very good…
Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined
HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK
Thank you cool snake I love your origin story
Oh this reindeer girl is very cute
MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE
I instantly love her, goodbye
Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble
I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK
Susie are you eating chalk
Oh sheet I like Susie less now
GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY
Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face
Haha totally cut off my answer there
Hmm. I sense…a theme here.
Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here
Now that’s a spooky face
Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls
Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay
Hi there creepy waving things!
To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT
Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES
Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie
LOL so much for a party member following you around
Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics
Such interesting and different architecture
THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS
Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy
THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know
About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch
LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”
JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT
VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM
“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY
Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it
RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game
The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute
Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!
“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.
Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…
It’s an inverse papou fruit!
Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right
Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items
YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW
“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE
Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…
“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”
Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY
FRIGHTENING FANFARE
Damn that puzzle still is tricky
Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying
We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE
Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!
Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already
Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword
Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right
THEY GOT BARRY
These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex
“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie
It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone
Oh now that light trick is weird
They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious
Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN
LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something
Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!
THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS
“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.
Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again
L E G S
THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE
Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE
Cakes…are also my enemy…
Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming
Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either
Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP
This jack’s got my number
That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig
Awww I like Clover
“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE
Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE
Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.
Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice
It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S
Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here
Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!
Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones
Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing
Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER
Why does it say Tuna on it
“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had
GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA
Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!
YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD
OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE
Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat
STOOL FORME
I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with
Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long
You done got locked in the dungeon
Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in
HUH, we’re controlling Susie now
In which choices do not matter…
SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED
And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?
A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!
Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail
Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking
Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!
So, this about final boss point for this business?
Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot
And just who is this sassy lost child?
BAAHAHAHAAA
HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN
I am now BED INSPECTOR yes
Hello again fancy blue boy
“Can…can we see it” / “No.”
This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO
Awww he put his bicycle to bed
‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH
I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!
Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!
JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT
Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez
WHELP this looks like final boss time…
Hiiiii there Lancer
Oh dang is gettin serious now
Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there
HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…
Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…
W H E L P
DAYUM that face from Susie!!
Awwww poor Ralsei
We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH
DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)
LMAO Susie’s face
EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC
Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects
Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet
So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat
Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia
Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST
LIBRARBY
YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE
Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!
ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE
OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME
I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad
PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED
I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN
The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!
Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING
Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!
“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.
HIIIIIIIII SANS
Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS
Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!
Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS
10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW
HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”
That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing
Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!
Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!
Brother Doug…?
Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!
ASGORE, HELLO
OMG Asgore hugs
Soul flowers….???
Awwww got some flowers for Toriel
THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY
It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE
Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.
Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right
DOG GRAVE, NO
Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…
Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…
Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…
ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED
Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!
OKAY decided to go to sleep here.
…Well that didn’t work out great
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT??????????
WHAT????????????
WHAT?????????
HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??
THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING
No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT
OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE
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“A Day They Will Never Forget”
For the second year in a row, Prince Nova Spark has to attend the annual Festival of Friendship not as a guest, but as a host. As his mother Twilight helps him get a hang of his duties, Nova finds himself longing for simpler times.
Feat.  Nova Spark,  Antoinette Cider,  Jonagold, Staccato Trill
Story and Description Under The Cut
On a clear, brilliantly sunny day, Canterlot was filled to the brim with excitement and activity. It was the day of the annual Friendship Festival, and like every year, ponies from all over the land of Equestria had galloped in to enjoy the day’s festivities. Food and game tents lined every street, and on every house and building were colorful decorations. Along with the sound of up-beat music drifting about, chatter and laughter filled the air. Earth ponies and unicorns alike trotted about, enjoying the ever-so-popular Apple family pies and the games themed after their beloved princesses and heroes of Equestria. Pegasi flitted about themselves, delighting in the beautiful weather and the sights below. But most importantly, rarely was a pony seen alone. Ponies travelled in groups or pairs and, exactly as intended, many were constantly meeting new faces and sparking conversations. Nova Spark quietly took in the sights from the higher castle grounds. Even though the colt knew he was supposed to be searching for even the slightest off-detail, he couldn’t help but be distracted by the sheer amount of...fun everyone was having. “Phew, okay! Everything is looking great, Novie!” Nova straightened his posture as his mother and the coordinator of the festival, Princess Twilight Sparkle herself, flapped her wings and landed beside him. She smiled brilliantly and Nova did his best to reflect it. “Uh, great! Yeah, everything looks normal from here, too.” “Wonderful~ Everything is going according to plan...” Twilight sighed in relief, a gentleness coming to her eyes as she gazed out at her festival. “I really don’t know what I’d do without the others helping me run things. I’m so lucky to have them.” Nova nodded. She meant her friends, of course, who were keeping charge of the different aspects of the festival; the weather, the food, the music, the decorations. They never failed to offer their best. Meanwhile, his mother Tempest and the rest of the royal guard were patrolling the celebration grounds. Which he knew was...ironic, due to the stories his family never failed to remind him of. He wondered if he’d get to see her during the festivities... “Alright, I think it’s around that time where we go down there and see things for ourselves!” Twilight’s gaze lit up with determination. “You know how it is, Novie! Today has to be perfect! We have to make sure everypony is having an amazing time!” She winked at him. “And making friends as they go, of course~” “Of course…” Nova strained a grin, though Twilight had already started trotting down the stairs. When she was out of view he took in a deep breath and blew heavily at his bangs, his ears drooping as he gave one last glance at the view. He knew what to expect, if this was anything like last year. It didn’t take long for Nova to catch up with his mother, and the two walked side-by-side. The moment the royals had taken their first steps into the festival, Nova waited for it. Any second now… “OH, it’s Princess Twilight!!” “Hey Twilight!” “It’s the princess!” There it was. Multiple heads instantly turned and Nova glanced around as ponies waved enthusiastically while others outright trotted closer. Twilight grinned and happily returned their greetings. “Heya everypony~!”
And of course, as expected, multiple eyes soon enough flicked from Twilight to Nova himself. The attention that he had once basked in when he was younger, that he once prided in even, now made him shift uncomfortably under their expectant stares. “Hello Prince Nova!” “It’s so wonderful to see you, my prince!” “I’m sure Princess Twilight has been teaching you so, so much!”
Sounds of agreement met his ears, along with extra comments of “She’s so smart!” and “She must be an amazing teacher”. “Yeah…” For a short moment, Nova was lost in thought. Not even two years ago, Twilight had officially begun teaching Nova his duties and role as her heir. And yeah, she WAS a great teacher. A knowledgeable teacher. A passionate, dedicated, excitable teacher. ‘Maybe too passionate…’ Nova subconsciously looked over at his mother and blinked out of his thoughts upon seeing her adoring, pride-filled gaze boring into him. “I-I mean, yeah! There’s sure no end to her wisdom!” Nova forced a laugh, and everypony else for whatever reason laughed with him. “Alright, well if you could excuse us, we have some checking-in to do! Please enjoy the festivities! And if you have any issues or concerns, do come to me, my friends, or my son!” Twilight made a point to smile down at Nova, as if to make sure he felt included. Nova decided it’d be best to not say anything. After the two had passed the group of friendly partygoers, and after a few more waves at other citizens, Twilight turned back to her son, eyes wide with excitement. “Now the real fun begins~! Did you make the checklist~?” “Oh! Yes! Of course!” Nova exclaimed half-heartedly. His horn glowed magenta and from his saddlebag he pulled out a rolled up paper. One that, upon unfurling, revealed its true length as it nearly touched the ground. While Nova had to stop himself from wincing at the length, Twilight glanced it over and then squealed, clapping her front hooves. “Excellent~! You learn so fast! As I always say, a checklist can NEVER be too long.” The friendship princess puffed out her chest confidently. With her own magenta-colored magic, she quickly poofed up a new list and pen. To Nova’s near disbelief, it was even longer than his, organized with categories and sub-categories no less. “Don’t mind me! I just thought I could continue making my own lists every year, so we can check off the boxes together! Oh-” Perhaps Twilight had noticed his expression, because soon she was wrapping an arm around him and pulling him close. “Don’t worry, Nova! My list just includes some smaller details that I thought, you know, would be worth looking into, haha! Yours hits all of the important points! And with this being your first time making a list for the festival, that’s great! There’s nothing wrong with a shorter list!” ‘Mom...mom that’s not exactly my concer- oh forget it.’ “Now I know I showed you the ropes last year, so instead of having you shadow me this year, we’ll both equally participate in completing the tasks! That’ll definitely make the process become familiar enough! Then with each coming year we can split up the tasks until you can complete them all on your own! With my supervision, of course~!” Before Nova could even open his mouth to respond, Twilight was pulling him along with her, towards the weather team. “Come on, let’s check in with Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts first!” And that they did. Nova was caught off guard when his mother nudged him to inquire about the sky’s status, instead of doing it herself like he had been made to observe the year before. Oh how...awkward it was. Standing before these professional pegasi, having them explain these things to him like they were reporting to their leader. This continued as they moved on to Fluttershy’s musical group. Twilight had HIM asking ponies if they were enjoying the music, if they had music requests, and so on. Despite the discomfort in interrupting ponies enjoying their time, Nova soon found himself with a suggestion list, one that he handed over to the meek yellow pegasus. Eventually the two were chatting with Applejack, who was brewing together a new batch of her family’s famous apple cider. Taste-testing and offering his own input wasn’t so bad, at least. However, he was then stuck standing there as his mother and her friend discussed and had him listen in on the history of the family’s cider, including the time a duo of con artists attempted to drive them out of business. Nova fought with himself to focus on the dang story, but every few minutes he found his mind blanking out. Literally when was he EVER going to need this information? It was then that he heard giggling and joyful chatter nearby. Upon turning his head, he spotted three familiar young ponies sitting at a table. The biggest of the three, a pale red unicorn with orange-yellow curly hair, was mixing a bowl with his magic. And while the smaller colt, possessing a light blue coat and blue hair with purple streaks, read off ingredients from a list he was holding, a yellow filly with a mix of violet and orange in her mane was measuring out ingredients. ‘Jonagold, Staccato, and Annie…’ he named them in his mind respectively. The three caught Nova’s full attention; after all, they were his old friends. Or...something like that. He would never admit it to his mother, but the concept of friendship was still foggy from time to time. He recalled the days when they were much younger and had played together. Not that those were their absolute best days. He hadn't exactly been the...ideal friend. It was a guilty memory that still prodded at his mind when he least expected it, one that had made him unconsciously develop the distance between him and them in the first place. But after his royal training began, he especially started to feel like the odd one out with them. Like an extra, badly fitted wheel. They actually managed to make him feel self-conscious. Or perhaps that was due to other ponies now judging his “childish” habits and hobbies, thanks to his royal title. The three children were dotted with splotches of flour, and he watched as the best friends playfully shoved and teased one another, trying to catch the other off guard. But in the end they laughed joyfully, and they continued to work together with whatever they were making. Probably a pie, if seeing Sugar Belle, Jonagold’s mom, trot over with a freshly made pie before coaxing the kids to follow her with their bowl had clued Nova in on anything. “Nova, did you hear me?” “Huh?” Nova whipped his head back to his mom, who was staring at him curiously. He ducked his head. “Frick- I mean sorry! I think I got distracted for a bit…”
He was quiet for a moment, before purposefully adding. “The festival just...looks really fun, you know?” He hoped his mother would get the hint. However, Twilight simply smiled and tugged him closer with a wing. “I’m glad you think so. Once all of the preparations are secured and the main points on the checklist are done, we can get right into the different tents and make sure they’re running properly!” Nova felt his shoulders fall. He wanted to groan. He wanted so badly to drop his facade and just take his mother by the shoulders and exclaim “Why can’t we just have FUN?”. But like always, Twilight was having her own version of fun that she was projecting onto him. And now she was more than eager to move on and pull him towards Rarity’s end of the festival. Despite his disappointment, Nova already knew that arguing was going to lead to nowhere. After all, he already tried once. He was pretty sure he had been clear when he told his mother the previous year, when she had decided to teach him his host-related festival duties, that he wanted to explore the tents and hang with the other kids. But his mother had only reminded him that he, “as prince”, needed to put the festival and their guests first. Which, as she had claimed, “is just as fun and fulfilling!” and “you’ll get to talk to a ton of different ponies!”. But just like the year before, Nova found himself longing. Longing for the days when he could freely roam the festival with other fillies and colts, and he could play every silly game available and be loud and no one would look at him funny or expect him to be some mature colt on some princely agenda. He had come to realize things were so much simpler, back when he didn’t realize what being a prince really meant; back when he could freely be himself and nopony had yet expected so much from him. Because Celestia forbid he goofed off, or played games, or didn’t desire to be friends with every face he met. Nova breathed in deeply. He was letting his frustrations build again. And if he didn’t want to disappoint the Princess of Friendship, he had to follow along. Suddenly a familiar tune cut through the air, and almost instantly a roar of cheers came with it. Nova nearly jumped at the cacophony, but calmed when he recognized the song that was now playing. After all, it was the song that played every year and represented the festival as a whole, one that every festival-goer knew by heart. Soon enough, Nova heard the many ponies around him energetically sing along to the tune;
“It’s the Festival of Friendship And we can get it done! A festival that they won’t forget! A party to be proud of A day of games and fun Just you wait and see A magic day in perfect harmony~!”
A delighted giggle escaped his mother, and Nova felt her warm wing brush over his back. “Good to see that this song never gets old!”
Nova remained silent. He simply walked alongside his mother and listened, holding onto a frown while his mother hummed cheerily beside him. He took in the sight of ponies singing their hearts out together, some dancing in unison around him.
“It's the Festival of Friendship Together we are one! A day we will never forget!’
Nova lightly shook his head to himself. There was no use in longing for what once was. He was the Prince of Friendship. His obligations and everyone's enjoyment came first. Even if it meant sacrificing his own, apparently.
‘Yeah...a day they’ll never forget.'
Nova Spark, son of Twilight Sparkle, had a hard time adjusting to his duties and obligations as the future Prince of Friendship. Despite his unhappiness, he at first thought that maybe he just had to grow into it. After all, his dedicated mother seemed to love her responsibilities and loved offering what she could to Equestria. So surely he'd eventually find that same gratification... and in no way could he ever let his proud mother down. She was always just...so excited to pass her knowledge on to her heir and lead him to his future, just like her fellow princesses. But in time, as years pass, Nova will come to realize he doesn't feel a single connection to his princely role or title. Almost like...there's so much more he can do with his talents; and so much more he WANTS to do.
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