#but I still love him lmaooo

[wool-string]

When the Buki worms start to wriggle and writhe in your brain again

[ronihilator]

Keith kogane redraw at the family function 🫡 (+ headcanons again)

[motherismotheringggg]

nicholas brat chaves 🍏🩸🎧

[clownsuu]

how dost thou feel about the fact that we all got howdys personality wrong. i mean...we still get howdy content so A++++ but like man do i wanna strangle him (lovingly)

I think the closest I got with howdy was with the ol “howdy gets a fuggin vacation” “””au””” where his severe couponing hinders his ability to relax and have a good time-

[uncanny-tranny]

Shoutout to all the other adults who have acne or any other condition of the skin that you are expected to outgrow or "just deal with."

Adulthood isn't this magical time where everything just disappears, and the reality is that these skin conditions are largely genetic. It isn't your fault (nor your skin's fault) that you are an adult with different skin than other people. In fact, it's neutral (and even, dare I say, good!).

[hayaku14]

even heiji is like, "what in the gay is going on" LMAO

[themintman]

drawing from last night I did to test my new pens 😋😋

I did that one (probably dead) art trend and OUGH HOW DID I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK

[transzilla]

I don't think ya'll understand how much i fucking love the paradox of forcing a man to submit and simultaneously trying to make him as strong and autonomous as i can, it's like he's my little frankenstein or some shit. Different kind of obedience making a man act right. Personally I don't need a play power gap to force a man to submit to me. I'm not going to do anything for you, I'm going to force you to be able to do it for yourself. Scared to order your own coffee? Looks like I want coffee. Too depressed to clean? You're scrubbing my floors with a toothbrush. Obsessing over your looks and your hair and thinking if you're not beautiful you're worthless? Time to shave that head down to a 1. Pathetically missing your ex? You're sucking my dick. And my dick has a dick so you're sucking his dick.

You get tired of it? I love the tough ones. Go ahead and try to kick my ass. See where that gets you.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

[pkmn-bw-defender]

Cilan joins the crew! The Unova squad is complete 💗🖤🤍

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Hello, me again.

Thx for answering :)

I guess Zhongli really is a catch in the eyes of everyone, and no one really knows Childe. So maybe they wouldn't get what Zhongli sees in Childe. At least not at first. Maybe we'll get to see more of his badass side later on? I'm also curious if he got some powers from Skirk and the Abyss.

Anyway, their relationship is really cute and developing nicely.

Looks like I mixed up some of Guizhongs and Hu Taos actions ^^"

as another ask just said, there is sort of like a jessica and roger rabbit situation going on there from the eyes of everyone else. like you said, nobody really knows childe here, so for everyone to consider zhongli liking him (zhongli, legendary thaumaturge, certified gentleman, gorgeous man) is kinda like ????? out of left field hahah

i think if they stop to think about it the folks close to them would kinda get it but still be confused. like- you like childe? ...i mean yeah i guess he's very nice. he's also pretty. and yeah he's very generous and kind. and he cares a lot about the kids and he's very good w them. and he gets along with like everyone if you give him some time- ok yeah i can see it. yeah nevermind i get it.

(whereas when they realize childe likes zhongli the reaction is an immediate "of course you would")

[spacexseven]

merry Christmas!!!!

merry christmas to you too!! i hope the holidays are going well for you!

[seriousturd]

Some very goofy BMB doodles

References under the cut:

[hanzajesthanza]

hold up actually. wait a second. i always loved this passage and even referenced it recently on here, but...

it occurred to me (a straight hair-haver) that... while this routine to brush through your hair thoroughly at night would be a good care habit for someone with straight hair, wouldn't it be a bad idea for someone with naturally curly hair to do this? wouldn't brushing her hair dry with a comb (she later puts away the comb in a box), nightly, mess up her hair?

[gio-cosmo]

This is my favorite image ever I think

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i downloaded rivals for magneto and now i don't even play as him bc as i found out i suuuuck at playing tanks

still kinda wanna buy the master of magnetism skin tho... he looks so good...

The less tank players there are the more magneto there is for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!