#but I loved damien first

[afacelesschampion]

THE FIRST OMEN (2024) dir. Arkasha Stevenson

[shesmore-shoebill]

Zac's sense of comedic timing, pauses, and body language remains. unmatched. Even better when paired with Amanda who is so good at playing the baffled straight man in bits.

"Do i know you, or..." "No. :)"

also the "Can i see?" ".....Yeah-" *takes laptop and walks away*. and then giving the hammer at the end like some kind of absurd trade... perfection.

[hipsternumbertwo]

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #151 ft. Vic Michaelis

[somanyfandomsorkinafs]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MORE FUNNY INTERACTIONS FOR PETER IN GOTHAM FICS.

(okay so Spiders are my hyperfiction animal of the month and we gotta talk about it!)

^ hyperfiction do hyperfiction. like, Peter would NOT like Nightwing just for the fact that he’s blue. Spider’s HATE blue. Like actively. (It’s funny considering that Spider-man is red AND BLUE)

But Peter WOULD like to hang with Robin, Red Robin, Signal and Red Hood. (Green is spider’s favourite colour. Other colours they are known to like is Red and yellow)

PETER SHOULD BLEED BLUE!!!!! Spiders have blue blood and if we are saying that his human dna and Spider dna is mixed then Peter has red AND blue blood. It’s freaky/pos

If Peter is part jumping spider then he should wave to people as threats!!!! Jumping spiders literally do the fake slit your throat thing with waves!!!!

His limbs should just randomly move weird. Like how a hyper motive person’s body might contract weird, his should do that. It’s trying to work like a spider(extend and then flex) but his human body Don’t work like that!!!

Also his super hearing? More like super vibrations! Through walls! He can hear things through walls! (He learns too much cause of it…)

He should get to move into the Wayne manner and immediately just make a clutter spot for him to nap in. He sleeps in the darkest parts of the house. He falls asleep in fresh laundry cause it’s warm. His room STINKS but he’s so happy about it…. It attracts flies and he’s even happier.

LET MY BOY BE MORE SPIDERY!!!!!!

[sirmanmister]

Lacrimae Rerum

Falloutober day 16

“there are tears for things and mortal things touch the mind”

This is one of my favourite things I’ve drawn all month, maybe one of my favs of Damien of all time. I am SO SORRY FOR DOING THIS TO YOU DAMIEN BUT THE PLOTS THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS 💪😔

[splasher-lvr]

if you told me like 7 or 6 years ago that Art The Clown, the character from a small indie horror film i found on netflix, would get popular enough for this type of stuff to be happening, i wouldve been saying how ludicrous it was the even think thats a possibility considering how obscure it was at the time

[tavvoc]

"Higher, Ludwig!"

"Yes, my vicar."

"We must demonstrate that the Church's strength in spite of our enemy's foul tactics!"

"Of course, my vicar."

[linktube]

angela: tell me about this cowboy you saw who shat himself in a red lobster

damien: now, when i was a wee liittle boy from georgia me and my daddy would go to red lobster all the time, hence why that is my favorite "fancy" restaurant haha. but for this one we were in nebraska, if you could even believe it?? because we were just driving to LA for the fist time, Thats why we were in nebraska!! random i know lol. anyways, as i was sitting there eating my delicious meal i started to smell something.. can you guess what it was??? umm if you guessed a little poo poo smell you were correct!! ദ്ദി(⎚_⎚) so anyways, as i was searching my perimeters to see where the heck-

angela: thats a cute life story damien but my GOD can you pls just talk about this man you saw. pls

[catgrandpa]

If you’re a fan of Dungeon Meshi but your not a fan of Damien Haas/Smosh imma need you to do me a favor and watch a few Eat It or Yeet Its with him in it so you can understand just how perfect this casting is.

Or you can just watch this fan cut of of his hungriest moments

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

OK troops, time-sensitive poll — I have been left unsupervised w a bookshop gift voucher. What should I get? (They don't have Cyrano de Bergerac in stock so I'm open to suggestions)

tbh there is a chance any number of these are also out of stock... hope springs eternal

U have 7 hours to get yr votes (& suggestions) in before I leave the city. Make me proud! 🫡

[palilious]

Redacted commission I got to do for Sojutsu here on tumblr of my version of Damien! plus a bonus of the finished commission vs. Client's initial sketch

[potatobugz]

yeah we turned your boyfriend into shadow the hedgehog. sorry

[sugaroto]

Dorian: hey thanks for earlier-

Damien:...

Damien: I KNOW YOU ARE DATING THE QUEEN USE CONDOMS

[sunflowersolace]

the dungeon meshi english dub is good you guys just never got over the weird sub elitism thing weebs have

[platonic-sponge]

sue me idc but i think that Jason and Tim would both like things that are considered "childish" typically, i.e. Legos or dinosaurs or stuffed rabbits random stuff like that and they would both try and hide the fact until one of em found out, in my brain it goes like this:

Jason is rearranging his room and has a box of action figures n Legos set out and Tim comes in while he's cleaning and sees the box and Jason starts to get defensive but then Tim just grabs his arm and leads him to his room where he has a similar bin filled w various stuffed toys n Legos and colored pencils. they bond over this shared trait, building new Lego sets together or on some occasions playing with action figures of themselves. they both have this trait for different reasons tho -

For Jason, his parents couldn't afford toys or wouldn't buy them for him and wnv his mom tried to get him a toy his dad always ended up breaking it or it wouldn't even be a toy in the first place it'd just be some trash, and then when he became homeless he just couldn't afford toys/didn't want to seem "weak".

For Tim tho, his parents wanted him to succeed and they thought having "childish interests" like drawing or playing with Legos would hinder his maturity and so he never got to experience those various joys after the age of like, 6

So for both of them, moving to the manor and having some amount of wealth gave them the opportunity to relive parts of their childhood that they were never allowed to experience fully.

This isn't to say that none of the other batkids would play w Legos or have stuffed animals, just that i think Jason and Tim would feel like they had to hide it moreso than others.

[knightinink]

My Magnum Opus

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