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linktube · 26 days ago

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angela: tell me about this cowboy you saw who shat himself in a red lobster

damien: now, when i was a wee liittle boy from georgia me and my daddy would go to red lobster all the time, hence why that is my favorite "fancy" restaurant haha. but for this one we were in nebraska, if you could even believe it?? because we were just driving to LA for the fist time, Thats why we were in nebraska!! random i know lol. anyways, as i was sitting there eating my delicious meal i started to smell something.. can you guess what it was??? umm if you guessed a little poo poo smell you were correct!! ദ്ദി(⎚_⎚) so anyways, as i was searching my perimeters to see where the heck-

angela: thats a cute life story damien but my GOD can you pls just talk about this man you saw. pls

#smosh #this is exacty how that conversation from bitcity extras went btw #damien haas evrybody!!#luv him but he sure likes to first describe a whole scene+a backstory thats barely relevant to his main point before getting there lmao #-unf. i can relate kinda .3 #i noticed he also loves to sneak in a little funfact about him (and its mostly a coool thing! like a fact he thinks is cool about him lol)#''its imperative you hear this fun fact about me for you to understand this little joke im about to make''#look i have to note these type of quirks about my hashtag special guys and poke fun at it a little thats literally my job here

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