#but I gotta try sleep tonight then wake up and doo it

[yakultii]

just so you know I have been stepping outside my door these last few days for just a few seconds purely to keep the whole going outside every day in october thing going I just have no pics but maybe tomorrow ! I’d go right now but I’m pretty sure I’d collapse lmao

[nintenderniere]

Star Wars au where everything is the same but 9 y/o Anakin is actually a force deity of otherworldly creation with the highest midiclorian count in documented history and Obi-Wan’s just some guy who now has to take care of him.

It’s basically just canon but we crank it up to like x100 and see how everything goes.

It’s like ‘oops Qui-Gon invited a LITERAL GODLING inside a tiny human child’s body to come be a Jedi whoopdie doo! Oh and oops now Qui-Gon’s dead so that otherworldly creature of cosmic living power in the body of a scary child? Yeah he’s yours now! Hope you like him Obi-Wan!’ And now he has to figure that out somehow.

And mostly it’s fine! Sometimes Obi-Wan walks in on him accidentally blowing up a bird’s head but he always puts it back together so it’s fine.

Obi-Wan wakes up in the middle of the night and he’s so confused because there’s something in his doorway and he’s like ‘what are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house??’ And Anakin’s like ‘sorry Master I had a vision of the world ending and there were these eyes everywhere and teeth and wings and fire and reality was collapsing and it was really scary can I sleep with you tonight :(‘ and Obi-Wan’s just sitting in bed disoriented like it’s 2 in the morning, he has to wake up at 6 am, he can’t be dealing with his god-like manifestation of an almost sentient entity of a padawan’s crazy and prophetic force visions of the future and of the end of the world and reality as he knows it rn. He’s gotta make breakfast for both of them and then drop Anakin off at Padawan school and he has to clean their little house and he’s been putting off trying to build that table for like a month now.

Newly knighted Obi-Wan, who has no clue what he’s doing, walking back to their rooms after getting take out from Dex’s: Padawan! I’m home! I hope you like...P-Padawan..?

Anakin, floating, eyes pure white as random items start crashing into each other and looking like he’s about to ascend into another reality:

T̷͍͑͐́H̵̤̒͂͊E̸͕̮͆ͅ ̴͓̊̒͘H̸̼̰̓̌̓Â̸̖R̵͚̂V̵̦͔̟̂̚Ȩ̴͈͍͌́͝S̷̛̙̿͠T̸̟̻͔̔ ̴̡̞͕̈́Į̴̪͍̀́̑S̶̨̭͚̓ ̸̡̭̄C̴͙̍O̴̱̖̎M̴̢͙̺̀Ĩ̸̯̮͋̂N̵̨͗G̷̢̩͛͐͠ ̵̰̞̎͜M̵͍̜̣̎̽Y̴͉̎ ̴̹̽̈́͝F̵̗̖́͐͜O̷̢͖̮͆̅O̵̩̭̫̓̆̐L̸̘̲͉̀̄͠I̴͔̟̤͐̿͋S̸͎̹̊͌̎Ḫ̷̤͕̉̀̕ H̷̳̞̼̬͚̥̀͒̾́͘̕U̸͕̎͊̍̐̀̈́̒̓̇̕̕M̵͓̹̜͖͙̥̆̓̈́̈Ą̷̝̻̼̯̲͍̠̑̔̇̍̃̍̏͝͠Ń̴̢̘͉̦̤͚͙͈͍̬͐͑͛̏͊̏ MASTER

Obi-Wan: ... I got you that meal you like from Dex’s. Could you please come down?

Anakin: ...

Anakin, eyes going back to normal as everything stops floating: For real? Wow Master you’re the best! :D

And it’s slowly starts getting more and more normal until Obi-Wan is just immune to how insane this is anymore and how none of this should be possible.

AOTC! Anakin, clenching his head as his eyes start to bleed: I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE! EVERYTHING BURNS FROM THE INSIDE ITS ALL AROUND ME I NEED TO GET OUT. I NEED TO LEAVE MY BODY ISN’T ENOUGH FOR ME ANYMORE THE WORLD WILL CRUMPLE FOR YOUR IGNORANCE AND I SHALL BE THE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR SINS

Obi-Wan, immediately turning around: Oh boy I need a drink for this one.

[angelhummel]

once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]

1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Black Survival characters as RTgame quotes

i have a new way to fill a day when i don’t know what headcanon i could use:special posts

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Adela: (Check) There’s a check. Keep popping them in check. (Check) (Check) (Check) 

Adriana: Radical has taken the burgle land really to heart and he’s just setting fire to the forest.

Alex: Hey bro you want some tequila? (yeets tequila bottle at a guy)

Arda:(writes down “Mom i’m sorry”) Good start.

Aya: You cant escape the law! I have the ability to teleport! Don’t make me finger gun you!

Barbara: Well, that was a fast midlife crisis. Happy birthday! Midlife Crisis time!

Bernice: (holds a guy’s face) Ned, I... never said this, but sometimes when I look into your eyes- NO, DON’T, COME BACK HERE-

Bianca: These are all, just, like, weird planet names. Like, Zoton, Cropin, Cragos. Draarendy...? Perotex, m- (laughs) wait, WAIT WAIT- Wait that was just the poor man’s Mars, come on. That last one was just Mares. Could you name all the planets in the solar system? Oh we got earth, venus, saturn, Mares- (written in 10/7 so we’ll see how this ages once bianca gets released, maybe she won’t be the same gimmick as jackie)

Camilo: “It’s just, all those years ago... It was so hard-” Oh no. “I didn’t know how to raise Sarah alone.” Hey ned, let’s do some more dancing! (dances) Doooo doo doo do doo dododo! Haa haa haaa!

Cathy: ‘S a little bit pricy, but fuck it! I don’t know how to play Monopoly, let’s go!

Chiara: “This is the man in question, Edward Romsey. A teacher once, would you believe?” But then he forgot to buy Dosney related products.

Daniel: “Barbara just discovered how to make a Grim Reaper Snowman”... (looks at snowman with a black cape and a scythe) Oh Gooood.

Echion: (fuckboy voice) They call it... The Fortnite, the new violent shooter from Epic Games Studios that kids are dropping out of school to play.

Eleven: I made the smoothie! I made the smoothie! (car crashes)

Eva: Heart’s desires... (reading out options, starts laughing) “to be tall”!

Emma: (petting the side of someone’s head) Stroke him gently.

Fiora: Now remember your training, guys, big circle-shape swings, okay, you wanna try to get a figure A motion, okay? If you remember that, nothing will go wrong in an actual fight. And remember to have fun, it’s an important part of the experiment. (whacks everyone in a row in a few seconds) Who’s next?

Hart: (playing guitar) I call this little ditty Wonderwall. You may not have heard it before.

Hyejin: You’re supposed to click evacuate BEFORE the disaster happens!

Hyunwoo: What could a dog have possibly done to go to jail?!

Isol: Can I take your handgun? This loaded? ....Pal, do you have any ammo? I’m trying to fire this handgun in your store. I’m gonna take this with me, thank you.

Jackie: Oh no, not this again. We did this two years ago, I’m not doing it again! -It’s happening again. I thought I was finished playing Groundhog Day!

Jan: This man unironically says epic, I don’t know if we can trust him.

Jenny: Are there any controls I might have? (the plane starts going down) Oh, B just stalls the engine.

JP: Thanks to VR, I can now be more gay than normal.

Lenox: I’m trying to do big brain plays here, but I’m not a smart woman!

Leon: We have seven thousand viewers for Wii Sports, and we’re top ten on Twitch- wh- why are people here-

Li Dailin: You know how in like, the third Harry Potter, the night’s bus takes Harry to Hogwarts? Like, the leaky cauldron, and... you’re not really sure how he’s dodging all these cars?

Luke: I’ll be, like, sleeping tonight, i’ll be waking up in a cold sweat, and be like “Good air!” His soul has been trapped in Wii Sports since 2009, he hasn’t been able to leave this game. ‘I wonder if the voice actor talks like this in real life as well’. Could you just imagine if he has a wife and kids, and the trainer’s like... (enthusiastically) ‘Good morning!’ ‘Darling, it’s-it’s been like nine years since Wii Sports Resort voiceover.’ ‘I know, right?’ ‘Like, you have to talk like a normal human being again! You can’t just keep putting the family through this!’ ‘Nice air!’ ‘WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS! WE’RE NOT IN THE AIR!’

Magnus: (somehow breaks glass by grabbing it) My hands are bleeding terribly.

Mai: “Alice, I want to speak to your manager.” Dude, it’s just coffee. It’s just coffee. ....He’s a karen, isn’t he? (points at him) You’re a karen.

Nadine: (shoots at the bullseye) I’m already a pro. Look at that. Watch me get it again. (shoots at the bullseye again)

Nathapon: (writes down ‘hi my name is Oole’) Always important to put your name on your notebook. You know, just in case you lose it.

Nicky: (swinging wii remote wildly towards mii) Why won’t... you die?! (game starts) Oh that was practice-

Rio: Do you wanna be that guy who reads everything on Wikipedia? Play this game.

Rosalio: Oh jesus- oh, I didn’t expect for there to be consequences-

Rozzi: (jumping off a plane with a parashoot, people start locking hands with the avatar) Lose ‘em, lose ‘em! (shakes wildly to get them away) Get ‘em off me! Get ‘em off me!

Shoichi: ‘Ey Daithi, how much would it cost for me to buy that off ya?’ ‘Uh, one thousand, one hundred and forty- (amount of money changes) Oh sorry, just changed! One thousand, one hundred and twenty nine.’ ‘You’re gonna leave me with a dollar.’ ‘Yep.’

Silvia: (Picks up a gun) Is it loaded? (points it at herself and pulls the trigger repeatedly) Doesn’t appear to be.

Sissela: “Pulmonary oedema”... I can’t even pronounce it, that sounds really bad.

Sua: Oh my god, bless his heart. Ross Bob just came back from the dead to feed the cat. He’s actually the sweetest man alive. 

William: They all keep saying “I’d love to stick around but I gotta go”. They don’t- they don’t have a say in this

Xiukai: Why did the donut cause me to hallucinate so badly??

Yuki: “Fix everything and leave”. I need that button IRL. Fix everything and leave.

Zahir: (accidentally drops glass) I appear to be struggling. (looks around and grabs a tiny drink umbrella) Would you like an umbrella?

[clowashere]

SOUTHSIDE PRINCESS CHAP: 2 Fem!reader/OC

A/N: I was strongly debating with myself whether I should wait until the first chapter of this series, to post the next one or to just wait until people ask for more, but ever since the Heather’s episode aired, I been overflowing with ideas and inspiration. So, I decided to post it anyways. I hope you guys are enjoying it so far, I already have about 6 chapters done, I just need to edit them. If you guys could send me a message in my inbox to tell me how you feel about it? That would be great. 

Summary: Did I think I’d still be stuck in this small town? No. Did I think a teenage boy would get murdered in this small town? No. Did I think I’d be running around with my brother and his friends, trying to solve a mystery like the famous Scooby Doo gang? No, I didn’t. But things are changing. And they’re changing fast. Turns out, I know a lot of things that I shouldn’t know. Guess I’m always at the wrong place at the wrong time. And the secrets are catching up to me fast. _____________________________________________ Sixteen year old, Y/N Jones, went by one rule. Not to get wrapped up in all of this mess. Forget all her problems with her dad. To stay in her own lane and focus on herself and her brother, Jughead Jones. But when he digs himself deeper and starts to try to solve Jason Blossom’s murder, he gladly takes her with him. Which she did not ask for. Secrets and lies eventually come out. And she learns that she’s more apart of this then ever. Will this ruin everything that she’s ever known? Some secrets aren’t meant to be spilled.

Fandom: Riverdale (takes place in Season 1); First person point-of-view

Word count: 2,363 words

Warnings: Swearing, PG-13

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All I could hear outside were the sound of crickets rubbing their legs together outside our window. I shifted slightly in my sleep, trying to get a better position.

To be quite honest, I’m grateful for my bed and all, but when you’re sharing a bunk bed with your older brother, it starts to get uncomfortable. Combined with the noise from the insects, I could hear Jughead snoring from under me.

Looks like tonight is gonna be a long night.

I continued to try to get in the perfect spot, when suddenly I felt my bed vibrating. Sliding my hand under my pillow, I pulled out my phone.

It was Kevin.

“Kevin, this better be good-”

“I found Jason’s dead body.”

I didn’t reply as I tried to wrap my head around what he just said. “What?”

Sighing came from the other end of the line. “Yep. And the worst part is, is that turns out, it wasn’t just an accident on Sweet Water River. He was shot in the head.”

I immediately sat up, pushing some of my hair out of my face and covering my mouth so I wouldn’t wake my brother up.

“Are you serious? You’re lying right?” I asked.

“Nope.”

All this time, I just thought it was an accident. It seemed pretty real, when they found Cheryl on the edge of the river. But who could have shot Jason? What could he have done to provoke someone?

I plopped back on my bed, staring at the ceiling. “Well great, seems like Riverdale has gotten a whole lot darker.”

“Yea, no kidding.” Kevin responded.

“Remember things were so much calmer and... normal when we were in middle school? Seems like all hell broke loose when we hit our fifteens.”

“More like all hell broke loose when Cheryl hit her fifteens.”

I laughed, resting my hand on my head, when I suddenly realized something. “Hey, Kevin what were you doing last night anyways?”

There was some silence.

“Kev…”

“I may or may not have been with Moose.”

I felt excitement almost burst through my chest. “Are you serious? Football player, Moose?”

“Yes, nothing serious. Just having a little fun, that’s all.”

“Mm, right.” I smirked to myself, biting my lip.

“Hey, I gotta go, my dad’s coming upstairs. See you tomorrow.” He whispered into the phone before hanging up.

I turned my phone off, putting it under my pillow again, before laying back down.

I couldn’t help but wonder who the killer was. They had to be in this town. Maybe they’re walking the halls of Riverdale High. Or maybe they already ran away. But if I’ve learned one thing in life, it’s that secrets always find their way of coming out.

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“So, Jason was really shot huh?”

Both Jughead and I were walking through the crowded hallway, trying to get to our first period.

“Yep. Kevin called and told me last night.” I replied, gripping one of my backpack straps, trying not to bump into anyone.

“Great, Riverdale now has a murder mystery to solve.”

I chuckled, shaking my head before noticing a varsity jacket near his locker. We both walked up to him. “Hey Archie.”

He looked up at the two of us, nodding. “Hey.”

“Do you think I can use Jason Blossom's death as an excuse to get out of PE? "Sorry, Coach, I'm just too depressed and freaked-out right now to do pull-ups.” Jughead mocked, leaning against the locker next to Archie’s.

Archie gave Jughead a look, closing his locker. “Don’t joke about Jason Blossom.”

“What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

I turned to him, a questioning look on my face. “Relating to the world?”

Jughead smirked at me, his face immediately changing once he looked past me. “Look, it’s the rich kids from The Goonies.”

I followed his eye direction, seeing Reggie, Moose and some other football players heading towards us.

“Alright.” Jughead said, fixing his hat on his perfectly black hair. “I’m out.” He walked off, heading in the opposite direction, passing Reggie up, when Reggie roughly shouldered him.

“Watch it, Wednesday Addams!”

I sighed, rolling my eyes as Archie didn’t say anything.

“What’s up, Andrews?” Reggie smirked, giving Archie a bro hug. He then looked at me, winking. “Hey there, suspenders.”

Reggie has always called me that since the 5th grade. I used to wear them a lot when I was younger, sometimes now, and the nickname just stuck. So now he calls me that, even if I’m not wearing any. Which I’m not.

I gave him a short wave.

“You looking good today. Got anything you want to show me?” He asked, which caused Moose to laugh. I shook my head, before walking off. “Catch you later, Archie.”

I headed towards the office, because I was hoping to get the recent school newspaper. I missed it at the beginning of the week and I had been meaning to read it. Going through the opening, I went towards the public rack. I didn’t bother saying hi to Mrs. Philips because she was constantly on the phone and ignored half the students at the school.

As I walked by, I noticed some bright, yellow flowers on her desk. Whoever those belong to are gonna be really flattered. I don’t think anyone has gotten me flowers before.

Not saying I want any, but it would be nice to receive some.

I kneeled, grabbing a newspaper, smoothing the short creases with my hands.

“Oh my god. Those are gorgeous.”

I turned around, seeing Kevin and Betty walk in.

“Are those for Betty, Mrs. Philips?” Kevin asked, pointing to them. She gave him a tired look, covering part of the phone. “That’s why I called her.”

I walked towards the flowers, where Kevin was, and put a petal in between my index finger and my thumb. “They’re really nice.” Betty stood in front of me, raising a questioning eyebrow.

“And real.” I added, appreciating the soft texture of them.

“Dear Betty,” Kevin began reading the white note that poked out of the top of the flowers. “Please forgive me. XOXO ~V.”

“V?” I asked, peering over his shoulder at the notecard.

“Who the hell is V?” He wondered aloud, causing Betty to sigh in defeat.

“Veronic-”

“Veronica.”

We all turned towards the exit door, seeing Veronica in her designer black dress, a white little box in her hands, with a stupid smile on her face. “The yellow is for friendship.”

I scoffed, crossing my arms. Friendship my butt. Before school had started, Kevin had filled me in on the now recurring love triangle happening between Betty, Archie, and Veronica. Turns out not only was Veronica a rich, spoiled brat, but she also was a bitch too. Who would have thought?

“I also had Magnolia cupcakes flown in from New York… Because as my mom likes to say there’s no wrong the right cupcake can’t fix.” She said quietly, stepping closer. “Also, I booked us for hers and hers mani pedi’s at Chez Salon. Blowout’s too.”

No one said anything as we all just stared at each other.

“So, you’re basically buying her friendship?” I spoke up. suddenly.

Veronica looked down, letting out a sigh. “I am so so sorry Betty. I don’t know what happened to me that night. It was such a basic bitch move, it was like I was possessed by-”

“Madame Satan?” Kevin interrupted, wrapping his arms lightly around himself.

Betty gave a slight smile towards Kevin.

“The old Veronica. And I would never, ever do something like that to you again, I swear on my mother’s pearls. Just can you please give me a second chance?” She finished, looking at Betty with pleasing eyes.

I laughed at that, placing my hand over my head, which caused Kevin to nudge me. Betty pressed her lips together, swaying a bit. “Ok.”

Kevin and I both uncrossed our arms, turning towards Betty. “What?” We all three said in unison, Veronicas cheerier than ours.

“Really? Awesome. I’ll take it, and you won’t regret it.” She smiled, before pointing to the cupcakes. “And I’ll bring these to lunch, so we can celebrate.” Betty simply nodded, giving her a smile before she skipped off to class as the bell rang.

I gave a Really? look towards Betty, to which she responded with a shrug. “It’s the path of least resistance, guys. A week ago, Veronica and I weren’t friends. Next week, we’ll nod to each other as we pass in the hall, but that’s it.”

Kevin shook his head, looking disappointed.

“You know, in two weeks, she won't even remember my name. And in three, she'll have latched on to some other girl to destroy.” Betty explained, glancing at the flowers.

We didn’t say anything back as we all headed to class. Suddenly the intercoms came on. I stopped, touching Kevin’s shoulder, listening.

“Good morning, students. This is your principal speaking. There have been many inquiries about the upcoming pep rally. So, let me state clearly, it is happening, as scheduled. Now, on a less felicitous note, if you could give your attention to Sheriff Keller.”

I looked at Kevin, at the mention of his dad’s name.

“Most of you already know the details, but your classmate Jason Blossom's body was found late Saturday night. So as of the weekend, Jason's death is now being treated as a homicide. It is an open and ongoing investigation.” Sheriff Keller said, sternly.

It sounded like he was going to say something else, but I heard a delicate, snarky cough.

“And may I interject, neither I nor my parents will rest until Jason's death is avenged, and his cold-hearted killer is walking the green mile to sit in Old Sparky and fry. I, for one, have my suspicions. Hashtag Riverdale Strong.” Cheryl countered.

I scrunched up my face in disgust at her voice. Drama queen.

Sheriff Keller returned to the speaker.

“If you know anything that could help us find and apprehend Jason's killer, or anything about what happened to him on July 4th, I strongly urge you to come forward immediately. You can speak with me or Principal Wetherbee. A death like this wounds us all. Let's not let Jason down.”

The bell rang again, causing me and Kev to hurry and jog so we could catch up to Betty.

As we got to class, Betty and Kevin took the far back lab table while I sat next to Jug. He had a weird look on his face, as he stared at his hands.

“You ok?”

He didn’t respond as he turned his attention to the door, where Archie just came in. They exchanged long looks until Archie walked past us. That was weird. I leaned over towards Jug, eyeing Archie.

“Did something happen between you and Archie?”

He just shook his head at me as he took out some tubes. “I’ll tell you later.”

I wanted to press further but decided not to. Class was about to start anyway. I unloaded my backpack onto the table, notebooks and pens everywhere, when I heard Cheryl’s voice and her little minions behind me.

“Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother's death?” Cheryl asked, obviously pissed.

The “minions” she was referring to, didn’t say anything for a while. I could imagine Cheryl giving them her death glare.

“We were just curious. What did the police think happened?”

“I'll tell you what I told them, which is that Jason did fall into the water. We both did. I made it to the shore. He didn't. Maybe he made it to the other side of the river and someone shot him there. Who knows?”

I snorted, covering my mouth. Maybe a little too loud.

I didn’t turn around as Cheryl cleared her throat. “Did I say something funny, Mrs. Piggy?”

I slowly turned towards her. “No. I just think it’s kind of strange that you’re getting all hostile and anxious over your brother. You know, I read once those are sure signs of lying.” I simply said, shrugging one shoulder.

“Harley...” Jughead whispered over to me, wanting me to stop.

“So, you’re also suggesting I killed my brother?”

I raised my arms up in surrender. “You said it, I didn’t.”

She was about to fire back at me when Mr. Chang came through the back door, scrambling with his things. “Seats, everyone. Pair off, gloves on, scalpels up.”

“Can I be with Cheryl?” Archie asked Mr. Chang, out loud.

“Oh, I want to be with Betty!” Veronica shouted, quickly looking over to her. Betty cringed, stuttering a little. “Oh, uh…I was thinking I’d partner with Kevin.”

Kevin was about to answer, when Moose tapped his shoulder. “Actually, uh Keller’s with me. We, like, talked.” He mumbled, passing them by. Kevin’s eyes opened wide as he glanced at me.

“Oh god.” He mouthed, before grabbing his bag and following Moose. I bit my lip, giving him a thumbs up. I didn’t have to shout out who I was partners with, because I was always working with Jughead. Yea, he’s my brother but he’s the only one I can tolerate. Especially during labs.

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The hallways were quiet besides the sound of my footsteps bouncing off the walls. Lunch had just ended, and everyone was either in a club or extracurriculars. I wasn’t in any clubs at the moment, mainly because I haven’t found the right one. I would join the River Vixens due to my love of dancing, but I think we all know why that’s not a good idea.

I could hear them practicing behind me in the big gym, causing me to shake my head. I was headed out the main doors, when what it sounded like rushing footsteps, flooded into my ears.

My hand stayed on the door handle, as I stopped to listen.

Soon enough, at the end of the hall, I saw Archie run inside the music room, shutting the door loudly behind him.

I sighed, debating whether to go do some snooping but I decided it wasn’t a good idea.

It’s not like it’s something I haven’t seen before.

There’s Chapter 2 people. I hope you like it so far and I promise there is more character development to come. God, I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple days when all Riverdale had to worry about was a local murderer running around. 

[ijustlikehoney]

LIGHTS UP

on washington heights up at the break of day i wake up and i got this little punk I gotta chase away, pop the grate at the crack o dawn sing while i wipe down the awning hey yall, gmorning. ice cold piragua ! parcha, china, cherry, strawberry, and just for today, I got mamEy ! yo piragüero cómo estás ? como siempre señor usnavi !! *doo doo doo doo doo* i am usnavi and youve probly never heard my name reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is highly complicated cuz i immigrated from the single greatest little place in the caribbean ! Dominican ! Republic ! I love it jesus im jealous of it and beyond that ever since my folks passed on i havent gone back, goddamn i gotta on that, fo ! the milk has gone bad hold up just a second, why is everything in this fridge warm and tepid ? i better step it up and fight the heat, cuz im not makin any profit if the coffee isnt Light and Sweet. OoOOo ! abuela my fridge broke. try my mothers old recipe, one can of condensed milk. nIce ! ay, paciencia y fé ! *doo doo doo doo doo* that was abuela shes not really my abuela but she practically raised me this corner is her escuela now youre probly thinking, im up shits creek i never been north of ninety siXTh street, well, yœû mùšt tækę thė à train, even farther than harlem to northern manhatten and maintain, get off at one eighty first and take the escalator, i hope youre writing this down im gonna test you later, im gettin tested times are tough on this bodega, two months ago somebody bought ortegas our neighbors started packin up and pickin up and ever since the rents went up it's gotten mad expensive but we live with just enough iN THE HEIGHTS i flip the lights and start my daAaAy, there are figHTs endless debts and bîlłš tø päæãy in the heIGHTS gets more expensive every day (ēvęrÿ dãy) cuz tonigHT seems like a million years away, in washington— Next up to bat the rosarios they run the cab company they struggle in the barrio see their daughter ninas off at college tuition is mad steep so they cant sleep everything they get is mad cheap Good moRning usnavi pan caliente cafe con leche put twenty dollars on today's lottery One ticket that's it. hey ! a mans gotta dream, don't mind him hes all excited cuz nina flew in at three a m last night don't look at me, this one's been cooking all week, usnavi come over for dinner there's plenty to eat ! so then yeseña walks in the room (uh huh) she smells sex and cheap perfume (uh oh) it smells like one of those trees that you hang from the rear view Ha ha no its true she screams whOs in there with you julio !! grabs a bat and kicks in the door, hes in bed with jose from the liquor store; no me diga. daniela and carla from the salon. thanks usnavi ! sonny, ya late. chillax, u know u love me (doo doo doo doo doo) me and my cousin running just another dime a dozen mom and pop stop and shop and oh my god it's gotten too darn hot like my man cole porter said, people come through for a few cold waters and a lottery ticket just a part of the routine everybodys got a job everybodys got a dream they gossip as i sip my coffe and smirk, the first stop as people hop to work, bust it, im like, one dollar two dollars one fifty one sixty nine i got it you wantaboxofcondomswhatkindathatstwo quarters two quarter waters the new york times you need a bag for that the tax is added once you get some practice at it you do rapid mathematics automatically sellin maxi pads fuzzy dice for taxi cabs practically everybodys stressed, yyes, but they press through the mess bounce checks and wonder what’s next iN THE HEIGHTS i buy my coffee åńd į gø (i buy my coffee) and set my siGHTS on only what i need to knôoōw (what i need to know) in the heiGHTS money is tight but êvęn šò (ëvēń śõoô) when the liGHTS go down i blast my râdïòõ) you ain’t go no sKills benny ! yo let me get a milky way (yeah) let me also get a Daily news and a Post and a most important my Boss’s second coffee one cream five sugars im the number one earner (what) the faster learner (what) my boss can’t keep my on the dæmn bac

[aleinnilatibae]

Atop The Billboard, Chapter 1

In which Robbie and Sportacus bond, with the help of Robbie's constant lair disasters and poor impulse decisions.

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                "EGGS!!"  Robbie shouted triumphantly, pulling them out from the back of his refrigerator. He cackled with glee, raising the carton high above his head and doing a little jig. "Ah doo doo doo, Ah doo doo doo, we're having CAKE tonight!" he sang, his voice echoing pleasantly off the walls of his lair. He was so happy that he lost himself a little-during a particularly emphatic twirl, he slipped in his slippered feet and landed HARD on his back.

                "Owwwww," he groaned painfully, like a slowly deflating balloon.  But, even though he sacrificed his body to do it, he still had the grip on the carton of eggs.  "Not-all-bad," he hissed, as he laboriously got up from the ground and cracked his neck a couple times.

                "Back to business," he smiled, and placed four eggs in a row on the table.

                "I will make exactly...ONE cake," he said, precisely aligning the four eggs.  But a thought nagged within him...

                "Okay maybe TWO cakes," he relented, a grin spreading as he aligned four more eggs in the row. Well, maybe...

                "THREE CAKES!" he exclaimed gleefully, putting all twelve eggs in a row,  tossing the carton over his shoulder, and wiggling his fingers in happiness.  "Three cakes, coming up!!"  He yanked on the lever next to him, and let out a long, booming laugh as a vacuum tube came down to suck up the entire row of eggs. 

                He ran up the stairs to his disguise machine, so he could see the contraption work better.  The eggs rolled out of the vacuum tube just a foot below the ceiling, cracked one by one on the side of the blue stone bowl, and a metal claw tossed the shells into the garbage. A whisk descended from the ceiling, blue as always, and violently scrambled all of the eggs while Robbie squealed with glee.  No matter how many different methods he came up with, no matter how many convoluted machines he invented for the purpose, he would never get tired of the cake baking process. It filled him with such glee and anticipation that he just couldn't stay still! He danced around, humming a tune, a flurry of limbs and joy.

                A "Ding!" brought him back to himself.  Finished with its job, the hydraulics whirred as the bowl was lowered back down to Robbie-level again.  Robbie wasted no time in running down the stairs again, reaching out for the bowl. "Oh yes," he said, stretching his arms up high, "come to Daddy."

                He firmly grasped the sides of the stone bowl, and looked inside.

                Immediately he was struck with a wave of smell SO HORRIFYING, that he physically recoiled and tossed the offending smell away with a little shriek-- and absolutely no thought to where it would land.

                "Rotten eggs!" he exclaimed, pinching his nose delicately with one hand. "They've betrayed me!" he said nasally, wincing as he heard the crash of the bowl on the ground.

                It had landed on the floor.  Which, if he were being honest, wasn't the WORST place for it to go. That honor would probably go to the replicator.  As it was, it would probably be an easy cleanup.  He strode over, still pinching his nostrils closed, and yanked the Vac-O-Matic out from underneath a pile of junk and aiming its tube at the gooey mess.

                "Get out of my nostrils, you-you horrid stench!" he exclaimed, and flipped the switch.

                Wrong switch.

                With the Vac-O-Matic's powerful leafblower setting, rancid egg particles blew across the lair like wind-scattered dandelion fluff.  Ugh, they were a horrible GREEN color.  He had to admit, the green of the eggs and the blue of his lair made a nice color composition together, he would have to remember that the next time he-

                "No! No!" he said, slapping himself across the face with each no, wincing at the sting. "Stay focused."

                So, he trudged over to the closet, pulled out a mop, a scrub brush, and a bottle of VERY STRONGTM cleaning fluid, and marched his way over to the mess.  "Fine.  I guess we will have to do this," he cracked his knuckles, "the HARD way."

                He had no idea how long he was there cleaning, but it felt like hours. Every time he thought he was done, he would turn around to see more green flecks that he missed, and start again with an extremely frustrated groan.

                "Stupid...eggs...stupid...Vac-O-Matic..." he grumbled, scrubbing the very table where he had started this whole operation. "WHY did I have to combine the LEAFBLOWER in with the VACCUUM??" he asked...no one.  Nobody  was around to hear him complain, but it made him feel better anyway.  The lair was very quiet otherwise, save for the scrubbing noises.

                When he was FINALLY done, he stood up, panting from the exercise. "I have cleaned EVERY. SINGLE. INCH." he raised his voice so it would reverberate back to him, "Of this place. But..." he grimaced, "I can still SMELL IT!" he yelled, anguished.  And it wasn't just the eggs! Now, there was the fumes of the cleaning fluid, and the combination of those two things were...making him very sick and dizzy.  "I need some AIR," he gasped, and climbed up, out of the hatch, into the nighttime air.

                "I can STILL SMELL IT!!" he exclaimed, now standing on the surface level of Lazytown. It lingered in his nose, the residual smell of cleaning fluid mixed with rotten eggs was still making his head spin and his stomach gurgle.  He needed more space between himself and the source of the smell!! He glanced up at the billboard, and a plan formed in his head.

                Once up at the top, he took a deep breath of the night air.  "Aahhh, yes," he sighed. "Free at last from that HORRIBLE smell."  A couple more deep breaths, and the fuzziness in his brain cleared up.

                That made him realize something important: he did NOT like heights.

                Equally important: he COULD have just taken a walk to the other side of Lazytown to escape the smell...

                "UGH, the stink-smell got inside my brain!!" he cried out, and slumped down.  "I better get down from here." But the moment he peeked over the side of the billboard he was hit with a wave of fear. What if he fell off this thing! Then he'd be laying injured, or DEAD, for the rest of the night, until Sportacus woke up at the crack of dawn and-

                "Sportacus!" he exclaimed out loud. He looked around.  That sounded far too happy, he was very glad that nobody heard that. But he had a plan now. "I will just stay here, PERFECTLY STILL, and WAIT til that Sportaflippity-flop wakes up at the crack of dawn.  What time is it now?" he asked himself, turning his wrist to look at his watch.

                "Hmm," he mused.  "It appears...that I don't HAVE a watch." He looked up at the moon instead, to gauge the time.  It was high overhead as he stared at it, studied it, measured how many hands away from the horizon it was...

                "I have no idea when moonrise was today," he admitted, sighing.  "This is...useless."

                He sighed, and tried to mentally prepare himself to sit atop the sign all night.  "I must not look down, I must not look down, I must not look down-EEK!" he squealed as he broke his mantra, grabbing onto the nearest light fixture.  "Oh, where is that elf when you need him??" he lamented.

                As if answering his call, a ladder suddenly unfurled itself out of the cloud overhead, ending right next to him.  Could it be? Yes! Sportacus was climbing down the ladder with a fluid speed that struck Robbie as lizardlike.  And so soon! He thought he'd be waiting forever!

                Sportacus landed on the sign, lit by the flashing colors of his crystal. 

                "Hello Robbie!" he shouted cheerily. Ugh, that cheerful energy made him even MORE tired.  He flashed a halfhearted smile back.  "What are you doing up at this hour?"

                "I...flooded my entire lair with noxious gas," Robbie admitted. 

                Sportacus gasped, horrified.  "Poison?" he grabbed onto his ladder again. "Come on, we gotta--"

                "No, no, it was just...very smelly," Robbie said, waving off Sportacus' panic.  "I let the eggs go bad, and..." how could he describe the turn of events? "I dropped them."

                "Oh no!" Sportacus said, sympathetically.  He still had one hand on the ladder, but looked more relaxed now.

                "I cleaned it all up, but it still smells TERRIBLE in there," Robbie lamented. "Either way, I am NOT going back in there tonight."

                "Understandable," Sportacus nodded.

                "But...could you...help me get down? From here?" Robbie asked tentatively.

                "Anything to help a friend," Sportacus replied, then paused.  "Unless this is a scheme to run me out of town," he said, performing a fake frown but his eyes still sparkled.

                Oh so THAT'S what he thinks about my competence as a villain, he thought grumpily. "No," he said, "I wouldn't put myself in this position for a scheme." He glanced downward again, closed his eyes and swallowed hard. "NOT worth it."

                "Okay!" Sportacus smiled, and held out his hand. Robbie stared at it for a moment, looking the hero's arm up and down, and then took it.

                "If you can't go back inside, " Sportacus asked, hoisting Robbie up to a standing position on the sign, "where are you going to sleep? Would you like to come with me to the airship?"

                "NO! No, no thank you. I have a...sleeping bag, and a tent, out in the shed.  From the last time."

                "What was the last time?" he asked, hoisting Robbie easily over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and beginning the climb down.

                "Well," he said, trying to concentrate on his story and not on the fact that he was suddenly UPSIDE DOWN 22 FEET IN THE AIR WHAT THE HELL SPORTAKOOK, "I was trying to combine some new-OOF!-ingredients for a stinkbomb that I could use to...ahem...to run you out of town." He flushed a little, it felt weird just SAYING it outright.  Especially while being saved.

                "Uh-huh," Sportacus said in response.

                "And-and it exploded inside my lair."

                "How tragic," his rescuer said, abnormally deadpan.  Was that sarcasm? Sportaflop could DO sarcasm??

                "Oh yes," Robbie said as Sportacus flipped him back onto his feet. He stumbled for a moment before finding his footing again.  "I couldn't go back inside for a whole day," he said, pinching his nose in memory.

                "Well, here we are," Sportacus said.

                "Yes," Robbie agreed. He fidgeted for a moment.  He probably SHOULD thank him for saving him, when he usually would be asleep.  But he couldn't be TOO sincere about it. "I will still try to run you out of town you know," he said, lamely.  "But...thank you for the assistance."

                Sportacus beamed. "Anytime, Robbie!" he said, and jumped back up on the ladder, scaling it in record time and pedaling the ship away.

               When the ship had disappeared into the night, a sudden wave of exhaustion hit Robbie. He yawned wide.  "Time to SLEEP," he said, dragging his feet all the way to the shed where he kept his emergency supplies.

                Inside, he unrolled his fuzzy orange sleeping bag, and slid himself in.  "Nighty night," he said to no one, and fell asleep almost instantly.

[thirdpartygymeero]

Rap Monster’s Heavy Rotation

1. 6LACK - PRBLMS lyric

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Alright

[Verse 1] And she said "You a god-damn lie" I ain't mean to say that shit girl I was god-damn high So we left the crib now we in the god-damn ride She lookin' god-damn fine I wanted a bitch who was down to Earth But she want the god-damn sky, uh List of my problems Got this one on my line that won't stop fucking callin' It's crazy I made her that way Every time I see her out, I see the hate in her face Like why you do that? Tell her you love her when next week you just want your space Why you do, why you do that? Tell her you want her but next week you do your own thing Why you do, why you do that? I can't explain it but just know it working for me She text me "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you" But how the fuck can you hate me? When I ain't did shit, but be the real thang She know I'm the real, that'll never change I never been the one to try to explain While you catch them feels I'mma sip on this drank, it's easing my brain

[Hook] I got real shit to stress about, girl, I ain't worried 'bout shit ('Bout shit) Remember that I tried to build ya, now I ain't worried 'bout shit I got real shit to stress about, girl, I ain't worried 'bout shit ('Bout shit) Remember that I tried to build ya, now I ain't worried 'bout shit So I found me a new thang, I'm not as lost as you think Got plenty queens in my hometown, all they need is drank and that dank So I found me a new thang, I'm not as lost as you think Got plenty queens in my hometown, all they need is drank and that dank

[Verse 2] Now I'm like It's a goddamn shame We done crashed, we done burned But baby you the god-damn blame See I wanted love but you wanted god-damn fame Every god-damn thang I wanted a bitch who was on the move But you want to god-damn lay Uh, list of my problems Got this one in my bed and she just wants to sleep Fucking up all of the sheets She only wake up to eat Do this shit every week Like, why you do that? Crying you want to be great, but sleepin' until the next day Why you do that? Don't got that much in the bank, we go out she order the steak Why you do, why you do that? She can't explain it but just know it working for her She claiming she down on her luck but really she don't give a fuck And I cannot make this shit up And I ain't did shit but be the real thang She know I'm the real, that'll never change I won't be the one to try to explain While you catch them feels I'mma sip on this drank, it's easing the pain

[Hook] I got real shit to stress about, girl, I ain't worried 'bout shit ('Bout shit) Remember that I tried to build ya, now I ain't worried 'bout shit I got real shit to stress about, girl, I ain't worried 'bout shit ('Bout shit) Remember that I tried to build ya, now I ain't worried 'bout shit So I found me a new thang, I'm not as lost as you think Got plenty queens in my hometown, all they need is drank and that dank So I found me a new thang, I'm not as lost as you think Got plenty queens in my hometown, all they need is drank and that dank

2. Aphex Twin - Flim

Instrumental

3. Bon Iver - Perth

I’m tearing up, across your face Move dust through the light To find your name It's something fane This is not a place Not yet awake, I'm raised to make

Still alive who you, love Still alive who you, love Still alive who you, love

In a mother, out a moth Furling forests for the soft Gotta know been lead aloft So I'm ridding all your stories What I know, what it is, it's pouring - wire it up!

You're breaking your ground

4. My Funny Valentine - Chet Baker

My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smiling? But don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little Valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day

5. D’Angelo -  Really Love

When you call my name When you love me gently When you're walking near me Doo doo wah I'm in really love with you, I'm in really love with you

[CHORUS] When you look at me I open up instantly I fall in love so quickly Doo doo wah I'm in really love with you, doo doo wah I'm in really love with you I'm in really love with you

[BRIDGE] All night beside you I'd lay I love you deep when you come to my bed Doo doo wah, I'm in really love with you Ooh wah, I'm in really love with you

When you touch me there When you make me tingle When our nectars mingle I'm in really love with you, I'm in really love I'm not an easy man, to overstand, you feel me But girl your patient with me Doo doo wah, I'm in really love with you, I'm in really love with you

[CHORUS] All night I wish for you here Lay your head beside my hip Doo doo wah, I'm in really love with you I'm in really love with you

Doo doo wah, I'm in really love with you

I'm in really love with you

Oh how I love the little things you do I'm in really love with you

6. Karaoke - Drake

[Verse 1: Drake] Things have been so crazy and hectic I shoulda gotten back by now But you know how much I wanted to make it It's probably better anyhow So if you gotta go If there's anything I should know If the spotlight makes you nervous If you're looking for a purpose

[Verse 2: Drake] You put the tea in the kettle and light it Put your hand on the metal and feel it But do you even feel it anymore? I remember when you thought I was joking Now I'm off singing karaoke Further than I've ever been So if you gotta go If there's any way I can help

[Verse 3: Drake] Isn't it ironic that the girl I want to marry is a wedding planner And tells me my life is too much and then moves to Atlanta Damn, of all the places you could go I just thought you'd choose somewhere That had somebody that you know I'm always up too late, I worry 'bout you there alone In that place you call your home Warm nights and cold Patron I hope that you don't get known for nothing crazy Cause no man ever wants to hear those stories bout his lady I know they say the first love is the sweetest But that first cut is the deepest I tried to keep us together, you were busy keeping secrets Secrets you were telling everybody but me Don't be fooled by the money, I'm still just young and unlucky I'm surprised you couldn't tell

[Outro] I was only trying to get ahead I was only trying to get ahead But the spotlight makes you nervous And you're looking for a purpose

7. Cleanin Out My Closet - Eminem

Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones - there you go Yeah... yo, yo

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have; I've been protested and demonstrated against Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times Sick as the mind of the motherfucking kid that's behind All this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's exploding Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep going Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you mama? I'mma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet

Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet And I don't know if no one knows it So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it I'mma expose it; I'll take you back to '73 Before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch 'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye No I don't. On second thought I just fucking wished he would die I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leaving her side Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake I maybe made some mistakes But I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face them today What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb But the smartest shit I did was take them bullets outta that gun 'Cause I'da killed him; shit I would've shot Kim and him both It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Eminem Show"

I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition Take a second to listen 'fore you think this record is dissing But put yourself in my position; just try to envision Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen Bitching that someone's always going through her purse and shit's missing Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma? But guess what? You're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony And Hailie's getting so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral! See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong Bitch do your song - keep telling yourself that you was a mom! But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get You selfish bitch; I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? Well guess what, I am dead - dead to you as can be!

I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet

I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry mama! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet