#but I gotta get grocheries

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Uhhhh so I’m maybe a little bit brewing up a new au in my lair 👉👈😳

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The Middle Borough High Kids on a trip to Berlin (pt. two)

I felt like posting the second part, here y’all go, enjoy my self indulgent ideas :’) (tonight might come a readerinsert again)

Go to Part One ~

So, kids off to grochery shopping, they probably picked the most expensive one, Edeka because #Gönnung (or better #TreatYourself)

They totally go with two shopping carts because either Rich or Michael wanna sit in one

they are a m a z e d by german grochery stores! look at all the kinds of Sausages/Meats (totally leaving out the veggies but Christine insists on picking up some fruit at least, like, apples, bananas, pears, nobody really wants them because hey lets hit up the other aisles for snacks)

they st ock up on german bread (the good good Roggenbrot, Vollkornbrot, Brezeln und Laugenbrötchen can I get an uhhhh for those)

the girls generally go for the more cheesy things, I think? like, trying out german cheeses ; the guys go for the meat section (”hey, let’s have a barbecue!” “uh, pretty sure that’s not allowed in an apartment”)

Michael goes for all the sodas (”Almdudler??? Need to try that” “Vitacola? Sounds awesome!”) and Rich, Jeremy and Michael take a biiiiiig step around the Mountain Dew Bottles)

Just wait until they reach the candy aisles, they go berserk (And at least one of the kids makes a joke about the Super Dickmann’s (they exist and it’s hilarious), look me in the eye and try to argue that; feel like Michael would do that and everyome stares at him like “Michael Mell, no” Jeremy laughs)

They mostly stocked up on Junk until now, and now it’s time for the alcohol aisle

they are all over the age of 18 or at least 18, the legal drinking age is 16 for beer, hard alc can be bought at 18, aren’t they lucky? (and come on, would you pass up good german beer? I wouldn’t)

Their total is probably well in the 100 euros, they all don’t care

they pass their first evening figuring good german tv programms out, ARD/ZDF seems to be for old people at least to them, so they stick by Pro-Sieben or RTL/ RTL II probably (which is ........ interesting), cozy evening with german snacks and sleepy kids

the following days they explore the city obvs, like, first they would do a city tour on a city bus, like, they gotta have a plan of the battlefield

I’m certain their trip would also include going up the TV-Tower, a boatride on the Spree, going to a german bar, even to Christine’s german musical (They are watching Tanz der Vampire!!!) - this just to name a few things

they go to the Rittersport Shop and get custom made chocolate (Jeremy and Michael get chocolate done for each other, because they know the other’s preferences at this point, selfies with their chocolate bars)

Pretty sure they also go shopping, they gotta see what Germany has in store (hahahahahahahaha bad pun) Jeremy and Michael just disappear in Saturn and Mediamarkt, because?? electronics are the shit

Jake, Rich and Brooke and Chloe check out all the designer clothing stores in the meantime, Christine and Jenna totally go to all the merch stores, alright

they also buy all the souvenirs, the whole group gets a “I <3 Berlin” shirt in the same colour (Jer probably gets a beer glass for his dad)

Selfies infront of the Weltzeituhr at the Alexanderplatz

brunching in ~secret hipster cafés~