#but 1) this is so unserious and 2) I can’t be bothered

[melrosing]

testing for perhaps the funniest asoiaf project possible

[torturedblue]

Part 2 of endless Disaster Twin parallels, the not so fun version

Part 1, the fun version

Considering the series shows Donnie coming off as autistic, he’s portrayed that way much more in fan art and fanfics, etc. We often see it in fan portrayals through an aversion to touch or his senses getting overwhelmed, etc. In the show I noticed Leo actually has a consistent aversion to anything with a gross texture too: like in the first episode when they’re all sliding down Draxum’s vines and he’s tripping over himself, the only one bothered by them “I hate this!”

He also starts flailing in a panic after a worm jumps on his face (and do I even need to bring up how the texture of worms ain’t all that enjoyable let alone on your face), recoils when that evil Hidden City massage guy pours hair serum all over his head, and he’s the most visibly repulsed when Raph gets trash all over them in the beginning of Battle Nexus: New York. So on multiple occasions he comes off as pretty texture or germ averse as well

Both also have insecurity issues about their role to the team: “If mystics can do everything I can but better then why would you guys even need me?” “I’m nothing without them!”

Ironically, in Many Unhappy Returns, Splinter thinks Leo doesn’t know what he’s doing and isn’t taking the mission seriously, saying he should’ve brought Purple. But in the same episode during fights with Shredder Donnie’s seen texting on his phone half of the time. Which is also very parallel to Leo making quips in the beginning instead of helping fight like Donnie and the others

In that same fashion, Donnie’s also goofiest when everyone’s acting serious in Insane in the Mama Train, while Leo’s the unserious one in the following episodes. Another role reversal from their norm

The show also portrays these two as feeling the most affected by Splinter’s history of emotionally distant parenting. Donnie constantly talks about his unmet need for parent-aged-adult approval/validation, and Leo shows his struggle in a more Leo-like way, constantly finding father figure connections in other people like Jupiter Jim and The Dunk. He also rejects/roasts Splinter a lot too, which seems more like a form of overcompensation; acting like he doesn’t totally need or crave Splinter’s attention. The exact opposite of Donnie’s methods. “No! I’m not going back to what’s-his-rat.”

“He’s my all-time favorite actor/role model/father figure!”

“That eccentric billionaire, who was kind of a surrogate father figure to me, has shown me a version of myself I don’t like.”

Leo acts like he doesn’t pine for his affection. I’m sure he sees the way Donnie openly, desperately goes after it when it’s offered and then gets crushed even harder with disappointment (ahem Turtle-dega Nights). No way Leo’s opening himself up to that. I mean come on how sad is the moment when Splinter says they should do something together and Mikey is so eager to jump on the opportunity before it gets taken away, only for Donnie to have to pull him aside and remind him it’s usually some kind of trick or he’s likely possessed? Just for Mikey to immediately respond, “You’re right, I always fall for this!” Ouch. Honestly considering Mikey’s empathy and emotional maturity in mind, the reason both he and Raph seem to handle Splinter’s lack of attention so well is probably also because in addition Raph became a second parent himself, and taking on that role like Splinter, he knows from his own experience that even though their dad doesn’t show it in the ways they wish he would, of course he loves them and what he does do to take care of them as a parent proves that

I think the parallels and direct contrasts between how Leo and Donnie show their dissatisfaction in their relationship with Splinter is probably the most developed and interesting one to me 💔

I mean Leo’s the only one who would actually say something like this to Splinter and you can’t tell me there’s not some deep-seated resentment in the way he looks and the way he says it…

So yeah. There’s the sad edition of Disaster Twins parallels. Let’s all cry together 😃

[ladyofpembroke]

I got to say it really bothers me that so many people (including people who claim to be politically involved) just flat out ignore how our system of government works.

You don’t have to like our systems of checks and balances or that fact that we have federal and state governments with different powers. But to ignore them in an effort to place blame, ultimately makes you look completely unserious— how are you going to get anything done when you don’t even know how how our government works?

So much of it comes down to either:

1. Why didn’t the administration do this? ➡️ they tried to and were blocked by the state or federal courts. Why did they get blocked? ➡️ because those judges/justices were either appointed by elected officials or elected themselves. Why were those people elected? ➡️ because we live in a democracy and people have different interests for better or worse

2. Why didn’t the president make that a law? ➡️ because Congress makes laws. Why didn’t congress make that a law? ➡️ because not enough people who support that policy were elected OR because of the filibuster. Why can’t we get rid of the filibuster? ➡️ because not enough people who support that policy were elected. Why? ➡️ because we live in a democracy with a chamber of the legislature that gives each state two votes regardless of size and people have different interests for better or worse

This is not to say that the administration is blameless, but it often seems like people ignore so many facets of our government and operate like they think the president is a dictator who can do whatever they want.

And if you want to be an effective at politics you actually have to know how things work because how is anyone supposed to take you seriously if you can’t be bothered to know how our government works

[youareinlove]

Challenge: create your perfect taylor swift album, you have to pick songs from every album but you can choose some more than others but all of them have to be there and it can’t be random tracks it has to be the respective tracks 1 from each, tracks 2 from each etc. your album can have 10 to 13 songs and also choose the name (whatever album name you like better) and the cover (whatever cover you like better)

ok so i’m going to go for a more light pop/indie-ish sound because that’s going to translate the best across all albums (sound was a huge focus when it came to my choices), and i’m going to make the album 11 songs long so i have to choose one from each. these aren’t necessarily my favorites but i was thinking about which songs would work well together

track 1: the 1, ultimate album opener and perfect start to anything, very open-ended sonically and lyrically track 2: red, it’s one of my favorites and such a good transition from the 1! also shaping up to be an album about relationships/remembering but still open-ended enough that it could go in a lot of different directions track 3: gold rush, SO PEAK and sounds incredible with the rest of the album so far. ALSO fits the theme, both sonically and lyrically track 4: snow on the beach, storytelling-wise it’s a perfect escalation from gold rush and then obviously the sound works really well track 5: the archer was the only choice. i thought long and hard about the track 5 and i couldn’t use folklore, red, evermore, and midnights’s because i’d already used tracks from each, and the archer was the only one that still fit thematically (and sonically). but honestly, i think it works perfectly, because the anxieties that were all over gold rush and snow on the beach are expanded upon, ending with “you could stay”! it’s perfect track 6: but daddy i love him, mostly chose this one for sonic reasons but it kinda works thematically too and i think i can make it fit with my later choices track 7: breathe, we haven’t been real sad in a while and this one is a great pick. also a great escalation from bdilh  track 8: never grow up, so much of the album so far has been about the pains of adulthood/growing up and this just works thematically i think track 9: wildest dreams, and i was specifically reserving this slot for it. sonically it checks out, it works well for after the track run of bdilh -> breathe -> never grow up because it’s about a relationship that is doomed from the start and ties in the memory thing from the beginning track 10: MARY’S SONG BECAUSE I STAY UNSERIOUS track 11: dancing with our hands tied, perfect song, perfect closer because it ties in the doomed from the start + jumping into a love headfirst + believing in something + growing up. wraps up the album really well and i think has its thesis statement in it (i’d hold you as the water rushes in if i could dance with you again). does not match sonically but this was the only way so idc it’s the last track we’ll live

the album name is going to be red, it’s not my favorite album name but it fits this album the best, and the cover is going to be the fearless tv cover cause you guys can hate her but she is VERSATILE (also not my favorite but alas). it does bother me that it isn’t the color red despite that being the album name but you win some you lose some

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Episode 1: “He”

(This is going to be part meta/part summary)

Peem comes over. He’s clearly upset; rather than take him seriously, Mike spends the entire time joking around. Already we see he’s uncomfortable handling other people’s emotions. When Peem keeps rejecting his attempts to lighten the mood, rather than backing off, Mike doubles down. He tells Peem “I want to be close to you. So close that… You have to come into the water with me!” 

As soon as the episode opens, we know Peem has been avoiding Mike, and Mike doesn’t like it. He starts to give a little, working towards an admission of genuine feelings, but before Peem can get his hopes up, Mike punishes him for expecting a confession. I think he does want to be close to Peem, that’s a message that’s repeated throughout the series, and Peem disappearing bothered him. However,  he’s incapable of facing his feelings in any serious way. That would mean admitting that they exist at all. 

That said, there’s only so much self-denial someone can engage in. Mike wants to reach out. He doesn't like seeing Peem upset, especially over something he did. In this case, Peem isn’t just upset, he’s jealous. He disappeared because Mike was spending too much time with Pear, which is something Mike can’t/won’t fix. He’s not going to leave her for Peem. But he doesn’t want Peem to leave him because of her, so in an attempt to comfort Peem, we see him give a little more. Mike says, “Whenever I’m with you, I can always be myself.” 

Peem doesn’t respond. Understandable, because Mike just tricked him a second ago, half-drowned him, and now he’s guarded. But this is a big admission for Mike, even if it sounds innocuous. Not-technically-canon backstory aside, there’s a reason Mike is in the closet, and why he’s trapping himself (and Pear) in a relationship that is doomed to fail. He doesn’t feel free to be fully himself with anyone else. But again, he can’t be too vulnerable, so he makes a small joke with, “I’m being very sentimental right now and all you can say is ‘okay’?” To which Peem smiles and nods. He looks pleased, though, like he knows what Mike is trying to meet him halfway, as much as he can. Peem is more than willing to be the other woman, so long as Mike gives him the reassurance he needs that he’s important, too. 

Peem rewards Mike’s honesty by telling him, “I promise I’ll never leave you again.” Because that’s where the episode opens. Peem has been avoiding Mike, and Mike doesn’t know how to deal with it or fix it. This is Peem extending an olive branch. He sees that Mike is trying. He wants Mike to keep trying. So, despite feeling rejected by Mike’s playful/dismissive attitude when it comes to his feelings, he makes his own confession, trying to tell Mike, I’m here, I’m not going anywhere, you’re safe with me. 

As far as episode 1 is concerned, we set up some very important character dynamics. 

Mike is a playful/unserious person. Deep emotions make him uncomfortable. He wants everything to be Nice and Fun and Easy. 

Mike is hiding some part of himself that only Peem is allowed to see. The only indication we have that Mike is cheating is Peem’s first throwaway line at the intro where he says “Don’t you want to spend more time with your lover?” Which I’ll be honest, I didn’t catch it the first time around. 

There’s a pattern between them where Mike will reach out, start to give Peem hope for something deeper to their relationship, and then punish him for it. Meanwhile Mike is rewarded for any scrap of affection he gives to Peem. They don’t have an equal give and take relationship. Mike takes much more than he gives, and Peem knows it, but Mike gives him just enough that he keeps coming back for more.

Part 1, Part 2

[rigginsstreet]

Lucas's treatment being shit after 4 seasons is just horrible and the way they treated Erica in this season too? And you know the show will never focus on their characters and actual struggles ever, they are literally the only poc we have on the show aside from argyle aka the token funny mexican and kali who virtually got removed from the show. Robin as you said ais written like a sidepiece to a man aka steve, vickie barely was given any screentime or personality we dont even know anything virtually personal about her, also funny af that they couldnt even bother giving vickie and argyle a surname... will's character is trashed in each season with a less amount of screentime on the show. We will likely get vickie and robin as the only queer couple on the show which will happen only in the last season meanwhile the straight ships had at least 3-4 seasons of romance stories and content and screentime dedicated to them. Stancy teasing in s4 has more screentime than the potential queer wlw couple. Like bitch exit your ao3 world where you created an artifical version of the show. The duffers are mediocre writers and your average white men but fandom likes getting obssessed over your typical white men so ofc they will eat any shit these guys will put on their table.

It is soooo funny how this fandom loves to throw around how billy fans is what happens when “straight girls stan white man” but then has literally ZERO self awareness of what the fuck they’re doing. First of all y’all latched onto Eddie for no goddamn good reason cuz that’s one of the worst characters I’ve ever seen in my life. All your other faves on this show? White as Casper. Y’all can’t even hold the white men writing absolute garbage accountable for their terrible writing so like…. Y’all can’t even hide behind stanning the female characters as being any better cuz they all suffer from white woman syndrome and I say this as a white woman.

Seasons 1 and 2 were the only noteworthy seasons and people either cling to that and ignore that trash fire the show became OR its these new fans that jumped on when the show already sucked but they were already brainwashed into thinking stranger things was MEANT to be a goofy unserious comedy hour reminiscent of fucking riverdale which has rotted an entire generations brains. This fandoms critical thinking skills is just collectively embarrassing quite frankly

[biscuitdetective]

001 Gudaobe >:3c

sorry I tried to reign it in a bit but this is long af lol

When I started shipping it if I did: august 2021, shortly after the lb6 epilogue originally released. I actually hadn’t read the chapter at the time but I read the summaries and thought the ship was probably cute but not particularly deep (fgo master x literally any servant is usually easy mode shipping after all), but when I actually read the chapter I went completely insane about them, and have been insane about them for over 2 years now.

My thoughts: I really like the way Ritsuka starts as a pretty standard and kinda bland almost self-inserty protagonist in part 1 but then in part 2 they very clearly have something wrong with them and their head is extremely Not Okay, and I like the idea that Oberon (and Castoria as a fellow fairy eyes-haver) is one of the only ones that can fully see that. Everyone knows Oberons a liar, but hardly anyone knows Ritsuka has been lying for a while now (about a lot of things, but particularly about being Normal and Okay). The garden of lost will part in lb6 is so, so good.

But I also like how it can also be very unserious because while I like a lot of the angst stuff I also like (/draw)the dumb shit where Ritsuka is just no.1 Oberon simp who does anything he asks because he’s so pretty.

What makes me happy about them: Oberon is extremely miserable and I like to think Ritsuka does make him happy even if he can’t show it, especially since when he’s in Chaldea he’s allowed to just…be? (As opposed to in lb6) I wouldn’t call him a tsundere because the dynamic isn’t quite that but I like how far he has to go out of his way to help Ritsuka in as roundabout way as possible while trying his best to look like he isn’t (the summer event is exactly this). ALSO they are very very cute Ritsuka is like a fluffy dog like a japanese spitz or something and Oberon is a Siamese cat, this is a 10/10 dynamic.

What makes me sad about them: depending on the interpretation of summoning Oberon is either stuck in the abyss forever while a copy of him with the same memories is in Chaldea, or he is saved from the abyss only to have to eventually return there at some point and tbh I don’t know which is worse. also the material book casually noting Oberon would come to ‘accompany’ Ritsuka if they called for him while they were dying, that hurts so good 🥲

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: i have to admit here I don’t really read fanfic but I do read/collect doujins. I don’t like the rapey stuff although tbh it’s way more common with obeguda (one reason why I’m not into it for the most part). I don’t like either of them being sadistic and cruel to eachother for no reason. mostly I don’t really like minibe being lewded, he’s obviously the same character and all but he looks like a weird baby so it can get uncomf visually. I don’t care if people are into that but I can not count the number of times I’ve been jumpscared by it in a pixiv log lol.

things I look for in fanfic: I’m a big dumb idiot masochist and keep buying doujins that look like they will make me cry and then I’m all surprised pikachu face (crying version) after I read them. But I also like dumb gag stuff…and im a sucker for the AUs where they just live together and hang out and be cute and goof off with Castoria, I don’t care that it’s ‘boring’, every time I see it I react like it’s the first time.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: for Ritsuka I’d say Saito Hajime, while I don’t bother to seek it out I do look respectfully at hajiguda if it appears on my feed. For Oberon I don’t ship with anybody else, but the closest thing is that I do really like the tragedy that is him and Blanca (especially since it’s typically one-sided) Blanca is canonically in love with him but according to the material xiii book, she’s (potentially) a cursed princess who isn’t actually a moth, which fascinates me. I also like the theory that she was Titania all along.

My happily ever after for them: Oberon gets granted incarnation as a human by the grail after Everything is Fixed and they live together and also Castoria is there I’m a simple man I’m sappy I eat doujins like this up

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: oberon isn’t a spoon he’s a cat, when he has decided on his sleeping position ritsuka isn’t allowed to move ever

What is their favorite non-sexual activity: I like when they hang out in the welsh forest in the simulator with all the bug fairies. They’re with Castoria a lot too. Oberon is allegedly a good dancer, and whether he actually enjoys it or not, I like to think he does when he does it with them. Maybe he teaches them. 🥹

[psychogirlfriendandsupervillain]

The Arkham Asylum Jig - Chapter 4 Teacher Cellophane

Characters: dk!Jonathan Crane, (she/her)reader (platonic, non-romantic, professional).

Story summary: Dr Crane gets asked to evaluate an elementary teacher who claims self defense for the murder she has committed. But he finds himself striking a deal, as he tries to find out what really is the truth.

Warnings: Discussions of crimes, therapy session, corruption, Arkham Asylum, absurdity, unseriousness about criminality and murder (bc that is the essence of Chicago).

Chapter Summary: Dr Crane tries to get reader to open up during another session, but is met with theatrics.

A/N: So, uh, guys, I messed up, there has been a chapter edited and ready to be published in my document this whole time, while I thought I had to edit it before publishing (also thought I was on the chapter after this), soanyway, here it is, I'm sorry.

Masterlist Ch 1 Ch 2 Ch 3

The chair creaks. “How do you feel about Gotham?” You lift your eyebrows and Dr Crane makes a circular gesture with his hand, searching for his intention. The air is cold, same as in the cells, but not quite as damp. “As a place of home. Do you feel safe, in general?” The greenish light in the room has not improved at all since last time. They really should fix that, if there was not so much else in a similar state. The wheels along the walls are still, the slow whirring of the ventilation taking their place.

“Who does?” When he stays silent you sigh theatrically and continue. “Overall, sure. All places have its vice and blood.” You fold your arms, settling back into the hard seat for yet another session required during your stay at Arkham. The pipes make a coughing sound. The showers must be broken, giving off nothing but drops when turned on. 

“Ever gotten robbed?” Dr Crane makes a noisy scribble before meeting your questioning look. “Personal curiosity.” He waves the pen as if to dispel any mistrust. He is not sure he could, considering he is sitting on the keys to your freedom, but on the other hand, you did hand them to him. Rather forced them on him. 

“Twice.” You cock your head and raise your eyebrows at some memory. “Poor target choice on their end.” Eyes come back to his. They’re back in the present, unreadable except what you want him to see. And what he sees is an unphased villain.

Dr Crane can’t help but repeat your initial facial expression towards his notes in agreement. It really was those robbers’ poor luck to gamble on someone with such a small wallet. “Regarding your profession” He catches. “What made you choose it?” He might be adding a small amount of admiration just for flair and hope. Flattery might have been invented for the rich and those in need of favors, but perhaps what he is asking isn’t so different from wanting a favor from you. That of your truth.

“What d’ya want me to say, doc? ‘Out of the kindness of my heart’?” Your accent thickens and your mannerisms return for a moment. His not so well concealed trick discovered, Dr Crane does not let you have the satisfaction of him admitting it, even though you both know it. He wonders where you picked up the accent, so invisible in the courtroom but ever present with him.

“Is it that not what all the parents want to hear?” He offers smoothly with a tone that promises comfort. He’s not trying to hit a nerve, not yet. Maybe you’ll shine a light through your cracks if he just gives you the opportunity.

“Most just wanna hear their kid is doing well in school.” A boring truth, based on your averted eyes and dulled down tone, perhaps even a sad one. Doing well could be all sorts of things, from staying out of trouble for the less fortunate to bought paper for the moreso.

“Teachers send the future into the world and yet you rarely get the credit.” Dr Crane muses, quite honestly if he were to say so, perhaps slipping just a little off topic for a moment. “Did that never bother you? Made you want to do something to be seen, something to escape the mundaneness of your life?” Perhaps he wants to touch a nerve a little. You are very calm, but not likely to confess thrill killing after too many nights grading papers. Dr Crane gets the mildly annoying feeling that you might be comfortable in his company, not nervous. A comfortable patient was not the sign of a breakthrough in his experience. He pages through his earlier notes.

“No. I actually quite liked being invisible. Makes people forget you’re there, let’s you slip around unnoticed. People tell you all kinds of things when you don’t matter.” 

He doesn’t find anything useful in the ink, nothing that indicates adrenaline seeking behavior. If you weren’t here on sentence for murder, he’d think you were almost boring. He lets the paper fall back and looks up again, a dry, almost sympathetic, smile gracing the corners of his mouth. “Never tempted to shoplift then?” 

“Never.” With his own smile reflected on you, he is tempted to believe you. 

“Well, even if you did, we could not prove it.” Dr Crane finds himself taking on the same conversational tone as he would with someone outside work. It is not as intentionally as he would like to claim. He gestures between the two of you. “And besides, doctor-patient confidentiality.” He’s not sure that that reestablishes the order of the situation. You might not have gotten him fooled, but you’re not handtied either. Your dodging is obvious for a reason. He is your privileged audience now that the court has made their judgement and the asylum doors have closed behind you.

You cross one leg over the other, rubber sole running over loose sand on the floor and the overall crunching as the fabric folds over itself. “You gonna ask me about my terrible childhood next?” Eyes make it clear you are amused, but you are also the one to suggest the game. “It’s not interesting conversation, doctor.” After two months in Arkham Dr Crane wouldn’t expect you to care about entertaining. Perhaps he is letting his full schedule prevent any real progress, because while you do play your patient role well, you play the part of unbothered repeat customer with more enthusiasm.

He sighs, and makes a gesture of resignment. “What do you want to talk about then?”

You lean forward quickly. “Teacher salaries.”

[brassikarts]

Do you (the mun) have a muse that you love to hate? One that unexpectedly grew on you? 

Freaking Brassy. ( @manclamps )

I made her for the express purpose of being completely obnoxious.  I stand by this decision, too, but there was a quest and an RP that really worked to define her a great deal:

1. While I was slumming in Pandaria, I actually bothered to read the text for the Horde and the Hozen and through my interactions with them, it occurred to me that she would love those stinky buggers.  So suddenly, Pandaria became canon for her.  And shortly thereafter, remembering the scene with the Sha cemented that after leaving the Gob squad, she stayed on the island for long time, only running off to Kalimdor later.

2. The Elf also has a troll. whom he brings out from time to time.  Once, we set up to do some silly RP and it turned into this genuinely heart-wrenching discussion of how Brassy knows she’s messed up and has screwed up her life but has no idea how to fix it and can’t now that she’s in exile.  This was made quite  surreal by the fact that (1) these are two very unserious characters doing this, (2) we were emoting being in Winterspring and cooking rabbits, and (3)  Elf’s Troll wasn’t wearing pants.

See below (one of my favorite screenshots of all time):

@ashtherod-thoribas

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Casey Pt.4

Janis: [‘do you know how miserable I was’ pushing him a little but holding onto him so he’s not actually getting any further from you, like it was the WORST when we were not speaking and you were all in on your girlfriend because it was, clearly]

Casey: [‘as much as I were’ because he was equally hating life, we all know it]

Janis: [‘worse’ simply because we have to win, not ‘cos we truly wanna make that point here and now]

Casey: [‘you can’t win ‘em all’ like excuse you I’m not THAT whipped, but he is haha]

Janis: [‘least you were distracted’ ‘cos obviously gonna argue our case despite how unserious we’re being]

Casey: [a look down at her stomach like yeah, so were you, because he didn’t impregnate her, but we’re 😏 not serious either]

Janis: [rolling your eyes like ugh, shut up you]

Casey: [‘make me’ like she said shut up in words]

Janis: [‘you want me to tell you how undistracting it was, yeah?’]

Casey: [‘already have done, mate’ because we all remember when they had that little roleplay moment where he literally pretended he was there too for her the way she would’ve had to imagine it was]

Janis: [‘so shut up then’ like you know]

Casey: [‘you’ because you know what happened with his gf and that it wasn’t all hearts and flowers by any means]

Janis: [shaking our head like no no ‘that’s the opposite of what you want’]

Casey: [doing such an OTT noise like ugh you’re doing my head in so much rn gal but his body language and everything couldn’t disagree with that more, obvs]

Janis: [‘try and do something about it’ very much you can’t but would LOVE to see it, honey]

Casey: [pushing her, again like ugh so annoying, but only blatantly into a wall or some other nearby surface to lean against and ofc putting his hand over her mouth in such a hot way like shut it please]

Janis: [making as much noise as you can without actually alarming anyone passing that you’re not having a consensual good time here lol]

Casey: [doing a shh just because it’s a hot thing to do because it’s not actually effective]

Janis: [‘I can’t’ however clear that is or isn’t, the body language response will let you know]

Casey: [‘you’ll bring the dog back else’ Chubby would definitely reappear from wherever he’s off running and exploring and generally living his best life atm, you’re not wrong sir ‘you’ve gotta behave’]

Janis: [nod like okay !! just making ALL the eye contact]

Casey: [‘think what good practice it is’ cos y’all will have to be quiet when you get home, arguably you should just entirely refrain from saucy antics until she leaves after this appointment but we all know you don’t wanna so ‘next time we’re in the kitchen and there’s no pillows about for you to scream into’ taking a moment here to remember that kitchen hookup and remind her of it, yep]

Janis: [pushing yourself against him involuntarily and then doing it some more knowing full well what you’re doing because there is no other way to deal with this ‘I can’t believe-’ everything about that hookup, how, why, when]

Casey: [‘I won’t have to do this…’ doing what he did right at the start of said kitchen hookup and so lightly fitting his teeth into the bite on her shoulder ‘I can just-’ and obvs biting her properly, like she wouldn’t make a sound if he did because they’re doing this practice run]

Janis: [trying so hard to 1. Not make a sound, obvs but 2. Not need to bite yourself when he does this that you end up making those really strangled little noises because you just cannot be silent, so you also have to bite your wrist to stop]

Casey: [‘it’s okay, princess’ because he called her princess during that kitchen hookup so simply must now, such daddy energy like I’m so proud of you for how hard you’re trying to keep quiet rn]

Janis: [‘I want you to be able to fuck me whenever you need’ as if this is an achievable goal legit and something we thus really, really need to practice ‘whoever’s around’ ‘cos clearly when and where doesn’t bother y’all one bit]

Casey: [‘I wanna stay up all night with you’ blurting that out because she’s said she’s gonna leave after this doctor’s appointment in the am and clearly every second needs to be made the most of cos you don’t know yet when you’re gonna see her after that, but we can style it out like it’s purely saucy and we’ve really gotta practice if we’re gonna keep quiet for that long]

Janis: [‘We can do that’ because on the same page, especially as that is sadly the plan, however much we always want to backtrack ‘like a sleepover’]

Casey: [kissing her wrist better where she bit it, so indecently because too many emotions, taking her pulse while he does cos you know it’ll be wilding from all the sucking and everything he’s doing, despite the fact it isn’t quiet and you therefore shouldn’t be doing it, such a rule breaker this boy]

Janis: [‘you think I’m a princess’ whispered even though that was a total think it say it moment ‘cos you’re being so nice] 

Casey: [‘you need spoiling like one’ because truly, not just because you’ve got limited time together but because of all the shit you’re being put through by Jemily rn]

Janis: [‘I can’t hack it’ which we can pretend you mean in a purely sexy manner but we all know otherwise]

Casey: [‘you’re loads fitter than any film put on for Libi and our kid told us a princess’d be, never mind that lot on the news, and I’m expected to hack that’ full shade to the irl ugly royals because I doubt you’ve got any cuter by this era]

Janis: [we all know y’all ain’t ever getting cute and that’s on inbreeding like that ‘be ‘cos I’m not one, just-’ kissing him properly like full I am climbing inside you now moment because just yours]

Casey: [such an iconic moan into her mouth in response to go with his involuntary movement, no notes]

Janis: [‘only you see me, remember?’ louder than the whispers you were truly trying with there until you could not]

Casey: [‘nobody else’ to mean both yeah, nobody else sees you and also I don’t see anyone else because literally who else even exists to me here and now or ever]

Janis: [doing your forehead press and closest as close EYE CONTACT like yep, I see you too]

Casey: [having a not at all casual staring contest atm lol, eventually kissing her on her forehead as well like that’s keep that thought locked in there thank you]

Janis: [‘you’re so good though’ kind of pouty tone like we wish other people saw that but we’re not mad that it’s just us in this moment]

Casey: [sucking on her bottom lip even though it was only a pouty tone and we’re likewise the opposite of mad about it signifying that she wishes other peeps didn’t think he was a total bastard because same and it means so much to him that she recognises that even when nobody else will ‘I feel it having you on my side, you know’]

Janis: [‘I feel… right, by yours’ when you’ve recovered from these lip sucking antics at all enough to say anything that isn’t just NOISE]

Casey: [absolutely doing the pulling her in closer even though she’s as close as she can possibly be thing ‘I need you there’ by his side always but also literally as close as possible in this moment]

Janis: [‘what about… here?’ pulling his top up so we can do a nip of a bite over your heart]

Casey: [the ‘yeah’ being UTTERLY indecent because how could it not be]

Janis: [‘here?’ fully IN his ear before sticking your tongue in and swirling it ‘round]

Casey: [a noise in response because it’s the only response he can give because of how nice that always feels, imo]

Janis: [‘where else do you need me, baby?’ like show me]

Casey: [‘I should’ve let you make me cum’ as she said what again feels like a million years ago but was in fact only earlier on this day during his interruption of her A* blowjob antics]

Janis: [the way you never hesitate, at least if you’re back at a park sort of vibe it’s not actually the street because you know we’re dropping it like it’s hot to get back down there]

Casey: [when you’re just like - because you should say something about how there’s no way you can keep quiet for this but you don’t wanna say that in case it stops her from doing it which is obvs the last thing you want otherwise you wouldn’t have suggested it, doing a big swallow instead of any words]

Janis: [we’ve honestly forgotten about being quiet and that’s obvious by the way we’re going about this, honestly getting some of this vaguely out of your system before you’re back isn’t a bad thing so]

Casey: [so would he immediately because of how good she is at this, I hope there’s nobody about and Chubby doesn’t come back thinking y’all are being murdered]

Janis: [just having to give Chubby attention with your hands whilst not stopping what you’re doing with your mouth because just the sort of gal we are]

Casey: [at least it can be a team effort of him also distracting this dog if and when he appears despite how distracted he clearly is himself, do the trick of pretending to throw something so he’ll be looking for it for ages lol, cos I’m so soz to this baby man but Casey is gonna wanna touch this gal and make it mutual and he can’t do that if he’s gotta fuss you, mr]

Janis: [@ maggie making me cradle her rn, we’re busy gals lady but we undeniably love it when you handle shit so we can show you with going in]

Casey: [she was being annoying to me a sec ago and I made her leave so that’s definitely my fault, sorry boo, the ‘fuck!’ would be everything, cos love everything about this gal and everything she does]

Janis: [signing ‘cum’ which is probably funny ‘cos sexual and sweary ones are usually quite literal, so we’re again, smiling but not stopping]

Casey: [doing the most to try and make her like no you]

Janis: [having the least casual competition about it ‘you owe me’ signed again]

Casey: [king and queen of the multitask, I could never]

Janis: [y’all just love being extra in every way conceivable]

Casey: [they really do]

Janis: [but she really really does wanna win this time so cheating and moving way out your reach so we can do everything to make you cum with no distractions]

Casey: [he can’t even do a fake complaint about it because all her cheating tactics feel too good and anyway he can get his own back once he has because I re-read the kitchen hookup bit just to remember properly what occurred and after he had cum inside her then she used her fingers to fuck it even more inside herself for lack of a better way to phrase that so he can remind her of it and generally be hot by not letting her swallow and instead making her spit into his hand and then carrying on with his fingering escapades]

Janis: [when everything about this has you beyond turned on because this is who y’all are ‘you’re my favourite’ 😍]

Casey: [‘I really fucking love you’ kissing her so hard because the opposite of bothered about where her mouth has just been, we know that about him and he loves to be the most inside her he can be]

Janis: [spitting into his mouth just in case there’s any cum left behind ‘cos needs to have it all back ‘love me forever’ ‘cos we will you and we need this always]

Casey: [‘I have and I will’ because no lie detected, moving his mouth to her neck and throat and collarbone before ending up back at her boobs as always because gotta do it all while still doing the most with his hands to make her cum as well or who is he]

Janis: [repeating what he said because felt that in our bones, before we’re unable to ‘cos we’re just letting you know how this feels and how amazing you are in a stream of barely conscious consciousness before cumming too]

Casey: [fully imagine you both on your knees for all this instead of both being standing again just to be the most dramatic and uncaring about these surroundings]

Janis: [1000% then we’re just here, trying to catch our breath, looking at you like ‘fuck…’]

Casey: [STARING at her as he now basically holds her as tight as anyone ever has or could to keep her from collapsing the rest of the way to the floor in this recovery moment ‘you looked and you look-’ not finishing the sentence because we can’t find a word good enough in his limited vocabulary for how beautiful she was for all that and is in its aftermath]

Janis: [just fully allowing yourself to be deadweight and to be fully held by him because you trust him totally and it feels so nice ‘I like your cum face too’ like lol lol but the voice we’re using is so soft and hoarse so it sounds as sincere as it really is]

Casey: [‘hang on, if you fancy seeing it again…’ and moving into a position I found during some incognito research earlier that’s called the lotus and is literally described as being the most romantic and intimate af, because all it involves is him sitting cross legged on the floor, and lbr y’all are basically on the floor already, and her sitting facing and straddling him with her legs wrapped around him so she doesn’t need to be at all recovered for it because he’s taking all her weight and all they both have to do is also wrap their arms around each other and rock a bit, thank god cos she isn’t and he’s just not giving her a second remotely to be, soz, they were literally like you can touch foreheads and breathe in sync and have all the eye contact as if they were listing all of jc’s fave things]

Janis: [you’d just love everything about that the pair of you and hence you must, despite how overwhelmed this gal will be because not even come down at all so you’ll just be being the most clingy ever]

Casey: [it’s blatantly gonna be your new fave, lads hence I had to make a proper note of it and tell you, boo, haha, good for if you’re tired or have bad knees appaz so I was like that works for rn with him giving her 0 chance to recover because he can’t because feels are too high]

Janis: [it’s the vibe, and very similar to how you start many of your hookups anyway because lap so pop off, just be here giving you happy tears honestly]

Casey: [mhmm, very similar to your many dry humps cos you can’t thrust hardcore and have to just grind which is another reason why it’s a good one to remember because it’s quiet mechanically for that very reason, even if y’all can’t be shutting your mouths ever, but as of rn, he’s kissing every single one of her tears away, of course he is]

Janis: [we all know your main problem is your big fat gobs but that is okay and right now you can be repeatedly telling him how much you love him]

Casey: [shout out to those nips of hers for how close your chests are in this position as well, just killing you, poor gal, being like 🥺 + 😍 and saying ily baby back as much and that she’s everything he wants etc, soft and feelsy things such as that]

Janis: [it’s lovey dovey hours here, as if we’re in bed and not out in what would probably be the dark AND cold now, couldn’t be more into you and not giving a fuck about anything else]

Casey: [exactly that though, his arms around her wrapping her up and his body rocking her like she’s a tired little bub and they’re in the softest bed rn instead of this park or wherever and Chubby is probs laying near y’all tired out too and adding to that vibe]

Janis: [just here like let’s stay here okay like this because wouldn’t that be lovely]

Casey: [tbf she’s slept in worse places when she was a teen, I’d allow it]

Janis: [you can allow yourselves to feel like you’re staying whilst this lasts anyway]

Casey: [enjoy it while you can my boo says]

Janis: [poor Chubby is but a child and neither of you would actually wanna leave Jimothy that long we know but that doesn’t factor right now because we’re fully blissed out]

Casey: [he will carry you at least some of the way home when it’s time after this, until you’ve actually for once had a chance to recover gal, don’t worry]

Janis: [outside of this gaff once more, always scary, always weird]

Casey: [at least having Chubby will mean that you can’t loiter outside for ever putting off going in because dogs are always excited af to go inside a house when you approach it]

Janis: [barking up a storm, getting mrs nextdoor out, simply have to get you in sir and find out your food and drink bowls so you can have your proper dinner]

Casey: [gonna say he lets her sort all that while he wordlessly goes to check that Jimothy isn’t lying in a pool of his own piss or dead somewhere and is in fact just asleep and as okay as the current situation allows]

Janis: [one of you has to, sadly the vibe of now, awful everytime, not going to get easier until it does]

Casey: [mhmm and it just makes sense that he would, practically because he can lift him easier than her should he need to, and emotionally because never want her to be the one who’s finding him dead if that’s what we’re still thinking we could walk in on for a while yet]

Janis: [thank the lord that is never happening but I understand why you two are in that headspace about it, we’re just here waiting in the kitchen, trying to be amused and immersed in this dog demolishing this meal]

Casey: [the worst thing that we’re letting happen ever is maybe you do have to change the sheets if the JJ interaction has put him back slightly into more of a catatonic state again but Ian has clearly pissed or vomitted on many a bed in his time so that’s nothing you can’t and haven’t handled before]

Janis: [it’s not nice but it’s not traumatising for life]

Casey: [at least you aren’t a child now and he isn’t your drunk and abusive father, Jimothy is very much in the pretending Casey isn’t there mindset regardless of catatonic or not and that’d be easy to deal with]

Janis: [the confrontation of it all is not remotely happening tonight, thank god tbh]

Casey: [it’s not gonna happen for a while and the wait will suck from Casey’s POV wondering when if ever it’s gonna come but things could be a lot worse]

Janis: [mhmm agreed, we do kinda wanna poke you to do it but that really is not our place or a good place to try and put ourselves after all this so we cannot]

Casey: [for now, do what you gotta do getting your brother sorted out and then come down and put the kettle on]

Janis: [look up but briefly and only saying ‘alright?’ when you’ve looked back away]

Casey: [a sound like mhmm because trying to keep it super casual, without being as girly and Grace vibes as that haha, as he’s making tea for y’all and Chubby too, not soz about it that he’ll get his own]

Janis: [‘have to get matching tiaras’ at this pup like who do you think you are lols]

Casey: [‘our fault for keeping you out ages in the cold, weren’t it?’ @ Chubby like so soz mate]

Janis: [‘just a diva, I reckon’ giving him side eye how dogs like to give people but also giving him a fuss]

Casey: [‘you having that?’ like fight her for sassing you Chubby]

Janis: [have a little playfight with this sweet fool]

Casey: [don’t get too wound up by it baby boy you’ve just eaten, but yes, he’s watching it and saying stuff to Chubby like he’s a dad watching kid’s football or a kid’s boxing coach, you know the vibe]

Janis: [we know you’re really just giving him more love so he rolls over and you’re like ha I win, not a fair fight but we move]

Casey: [just looking at him like oh son you’ve let me down here and doing a big sigh]

Janis: [‘poor boy’ getting up off this floor to take one of these teas]

Casey: [telling the dog to come here and he will because he’s a good boy so telling him he is and fussing him big]

Janis: [‘didn’t need to show me you’re a pushover’ like I been knew, taking a sip of your literal tea and going to the lounge]

Casey: [pouring Chubby’s tea into a bowl and leaving it somewhere he can’t reach until it’s a bit cooler and having a general tidy round of this kitchen 1. Because following her straight in would make him look like even more a pushover and 2. We’re not ready to sit and drink our tea and either talk about everything or not talk about it and just be here cos tbh which is worse]

Janis: [understandable, actually take a second alone lads]

Casey: [coming in when he and Chubby have finished their respective teas and there’s nothing left to clean up to take her mug and wash it up because just how we’re dealing as he was the other day too]

Janis: [the urge to be like STOP but also everyone in this situation is entitled to deal how they want so we don’t, here flicking through the channels, acting how a person who was totally chill would, fake it like its real]

Casey: [leaving Chubby with her while he goes upstairs and gets the washing to bring down and put in the machine to put on at more reasonable o clock in the am, never in his life been so domestic, we see you just trying to hold everything together hun including yourself]

Janis: Is there anything I can do to help

Casey: You’re alright, keep the dog from legging it up and down the stairs and that’ll do

Janis: Alright then, let me know otherwise     

Casey: yeah, will if there’s any need

Janis: it’s fine, that you changed your mind when you got here

Casey: what

Janis: we don’t have to spend all night up and together

Casey: don’t we, why not

Janis: having to check on him makes it real again, I know what it feels like

Casey: then you know it was real when I said and meant that, it don’t stop being whether we’re here or nah

Janis: that’s not what I mean

Janis: but you can have some time with yourself or just passed out, if that’s what you need instead

Casey: I’ve not changed my mind, if the state of him could make me it would’ve done when I first seen him

Janis: I just meant about tonight, not, everything

Casey: tonight’s part of it

Janis: it can just be a night

Casey: no it can’t

Janis: alright

Casey: do you want time on your own, is that what you’re hinting at here, like

Janis: no, it ain’t

Casey: so go on, what’s got you reckoning I’d fancy it when you don’t

Janis: I was just asking, fuck you sat here feeling forced or some shit

Casey: that’s not how I feel

Janis: good

Casey: I just can’t sit right now, not after how still he was

Janis: I was trying to let you know you don’t have to, not do the opposite

Janis: do what you need to, serious, I didn’t go in

Casey: we’re not long in and I get it’s a bit weird to ask, but will you come to the garden with me

Janis: yeah, ‘course

Janis: let me get the dog proper asleep, he’s knackered

Casey: okay

Janis: I’ll see you out there, probably no cigarette for me this time

Casey: I’m having a [idk a drink of some sort, probably that he’s made up but she knows of because it isn’t a recent invention], probably shouldn’t have said, you’ll want one an’ all now

Janis: dickhead

Casey: I’ll save you a mouthful, all the [whatever the hardest alcohol is]’ll be at the bottom, might as well be virgin long as you’re not having the last of it, right

Casey: trust us, I’m a bartender, and only lying 🤏

Janis: I’d believe you’d used that one before, like

Casey: what kind of dickhead

Janis: 😏

Casey: but I could piss easy make you a drink tasting like it’s got all sorts in though it don’t, if you’d rather

Janis: you know I’d rather share with you, always

Janis: make as many drinks as you fancy

Casey: see if he’s gonna take ages to go off to sleep or what

Casey: the best practice for you if he’s that kind of dog

Janis: fuck that

Janis: be ignoring it

Casey: easier said than done

Janis: what earplugs are for, boy

Casey: I dunno what earplugs you’re buying, girl

Casey: they’re never that good

Janis: I would share but

Janis: made me listen to too much shit, you                                                                                       

Casey: wouldn’t have heard nothing off us if you weren’t chatting shit about your earplugs being all that

Janis: didn’t have them in permanently, had to run and get them like a gas mask or something

Casey: 😏 niche roleplay but alright, I’m in

Janis: not niche enough if you go one search too far, sieg heiling all over the place

Casey: show us yours then

Janis: oh yeah, deffo giving you that blackmail fodder for nowt

Casey: it wouldn’t be for nowt

Janis: go on

Casey: nah, you go on if you’ve got a better sleepover film suggestion than what’s in your history

Janis: alright, but that’s for later

Janis: [video of Chubby snoring up a storm before coming to find you]

Casey: [hugging her like it’s been a thousand years when she does come and find him]

Janis: [hug him back so tight because what a time and checking him over with our eyes as a must ‘you gonna show me yours too or what?’ raising a brow like hmm]

Casey: [breathing her in so deeply and dramatically during this hug, the smell of her hair in particular but everything he can honestly ‘can do but there’s no challenge guessing what you’re in for’ because his type is you gal, we all know that and you’re well aware by now of everything he likes to do because you feral pair have probably done it, whereas you had no idea what you even liked before all this kicked off which is why he wants to see yours]

Janis: [pressing the palms of your hands against his chest to feel his heartbeat and looking up at him like hey again you ‘what if it’s really, REALLY embarrassing?’ and a look like I know how stupid that seems considering but ‘Don’t judge me’ a little 😏 ‘cos imagine if this is where you drew the line sir like you’ve gone TOO far miss]

Casey: [raising an eyebrow and looking hot doing it because he does have nice brows ‘How? You ain’t THAT boring’ like the only way it could ever be embarrassing is because it’s so awkwardly vanilla which we already know is not the situation]

Janis: [tapping his face in a fake slap at the THAT of it all like oi ‘maybe you are’ shrugging, like your taste in porn could be the exact opposite]

Casey: [just loling at the fake slap and the obvious fact that he is also not vanilla af, unlike his brother, god bless]

Janis: [rolling your eyes ‘you finished?’ and surveying whatever he’s doing about these drinks]

Casey: [😏 no notes]

Janis: [‘what?’ kicking him but in a more footsie way than a kick kick]

Casey: [doing it back because always ‘missed you’ as if it’s been a thousand years and not however long it took y’all to drink a cup of tea and get a dog snoozing]

Janis: [‘bit’ 🤏 at him but we got heart eyes as per]

Casey: [passing her the drink he made for himself that she said she wanted to share with him and doing the 🤏 back like don’t drink too much of it cos clearly a strong one as was the point of him creating it in the first place and choosing it now in this trying time]

Janis: [‘I’ll behave’ giving the lack of bump a dirty look because sure would be nice to get wrecked but not gonna do you like that hun]

Casey: [‘me too’ cos not gonna get wrecked himself when she can’t or before this drs appointment and when Jimothy is in this state and might need him]

Janis: [the yep sort of smile like we know you can’t either really tonight, pass him this drink back though after your appreciative sip ‘I’ll live’]

Casey: [nuzzling into her neck and shoulder, getting comfy with it, like yeah I’ll live too]

Janis: [tilting your head so he can get fully in there, finding his hand and putting it on your stomach then putting your hand over his]

Casey: [the lovey dovey hours continue, staying like this until he properly calms down and eventually ‘you cold?’ because we’re in like January/feb time idk around then in ireland so a realistic question to be asking of do you wanna go in or nah]

Janis: [‘I can get a blanket, if you’re not ready to go back in?’ twisting your head back to ask]

Casey: [‘nah, we should, you’ve not eaten for ages neither’ like every meal I feed you today can’t be a picnic I have to give you something warming like the caring dad I am]

Janis: [extending your arm to have your fingers in his hair as you give him a soft in vibe but deep kiss for the road]

Casey: [allowing and then continuing it whilst he carries her back in to the kitchen, I would like to cinematically point out that he’s leaving his drink behind because has forgotten entirely about it because don’t even need it when we have this gal to calm us]

Janis: [having a not so casual sniff of you now before we jump down to kiss you and back you into the nearest counter with it for a hot move ‘what are you making me then?’]

Casey: [kissing her and putting her on said counter for another reminder of that kitchen hookup and his own hot move but also so she can watch him while he’s like ‘let’s have a look’ and he finds and then cooks something comforting like beans on toast or cheese toasties and soup]

Janis: [acting like you’re trying not to be distracting but you literally HAVE to rest your chin in your hands and watch him like 🥺 just spinning yourself on this countertop to follow him about this kitchen as he’s doing it]

Casey: [also gesturing to find out if she wants another cuppa or no when he picks up her mug that he’d left drying and waves it at her like an adorable nerd]

Janis: [shake your head ‘glad you’ve learned to love washing up that much though’]

Casey: [shaking his own ‘love you that much, more like’ because true]

Janis: [‘love you more’ could not mean it more genuinely]

Casey: [coming over and kissing her v softly but so intensely like nope impossible I love you the most actually]

Janis: [‘you’re killing me’ so shakily, trying to pull you onto the counter with us, but not enough so it’ll actually happen, just so you know what we want]

Casey: [pushing her back as she pulls us as if we’re scared she’ll fall off if we don’t and saying ‘never, I just saved your life’ but really just always want this gal pressed right up against a wall whenever we can, doing the rubbing her arms thing like her voice sounded shaky cos she’s still so cold]

Janis: [GASPING because so needy despite it having been no real time at all ‘cos always ‘you’re so fit’ like we’re lowkey mad about it because how am I meant to let you finish making this meal, let alone eat it]

Casey: [turning this hob down if not blatantly entirely off right now immediately while we make eye contact with this gal and come back like yeah I am and what are you gonna do about it]

Janis: [literally yanking you towards us by whatever you’re wearing on your top half and then pulling said clothing away and off altogether because we can, always walking about topless, then properly being like get on this counter now this time, giving you little lovebites all over your now exposed skin]

Casey: [hitting her with one of those soft rubber spatulas everyone has in their kitchen but lowkey never uses as if we’re like stop it, get away etc, because always DYING where lovebites are concerned, except not at all because obvs we just wanna saucily get her with this]

Janis: [immediately saying ‘do that again’ even though you have to talk at normal volume and lower we can’t keep the !! out of our voice]

Casey: [no hesitation in bending her over this counter and doing the most however loud it may or may not be, soz not soz, the feels and !! are too much]

Janis: [counting out loud and your voice getting progressively more indecent because can’t handle anything about this scenario ‘I deserve it’]

Casey: [‘you want it’ because what we’ve now both said about wanting = deserving and she clearly does]

Janis: [‘you give me what I want’ just true, without fail]

Casey: [‘that’s the kind of boyfriend I am’ because the b word is still so new and novel he’s only used it a few times]

Janis: [it’s as novel and thus exciting to us and we’re repeating the word like we’ve never heard it before]

Casey: [forever apologising to tomorrow’s doctor because anywhere and everywhere that he has access to from this angle that he doesn’t usually he’s gonna be doing his own little lovebites like the back of her knee and her booty cheek to name just two that spring to mind]

Janis: [the way we’re truly giving no thought to this doctor or appointment at all, at least you aren’t far along enough for any kind of proper physical examination because the casual state atm, just her asking for all the marks ever]

Casey: [they are only ever in the moment and never thinking about anything else and I love that for y’all, especially rn because there is too much sad shit to think about]

Janis: [it is the only way we’re getting through this rn]

Casey: [while he’s here and because it’s something y’all have never, grabbing her booty cheeks and spreading them apart a lil bit to see if she likes it or not when he’s massaging the bit between there and her foof that’s loaded with nerve endings and lightly tracing his finger around that hole, cos y’all can’t fully be doing surprise anal in this kitchen when you’re halfway through preparing a meal but can be vibing to see if y’all are into it or not because first for either of yous]

Janis: [safe to say, with the way our back arches purely from the sensation, followed by the completely involuntary noises, we are into it; have to blurt out ‘that won’t be quiet’ though ‘cos we know damn well we’re not capable of that]

Casey: [the tips I read were literally like use heavy breathing and gentle kisses to stimulate the area and I was like, umm did y’all write this because that’s so you, and is obviously happening because can’t say it isn’t quiet even if her reactions will not be]

Janis: [dying over how your vibe that is, the drawn out ‘fuck, Case!’ as we’re pushing into this contact even more, pressing ourselves against this counter to the full extent possible, repeating the ‘I want it’ he said from earlier because do]

Casey: [at least he of all people won’t care if you were about to eat and will just get his tongue and fingers more involved to see how much you can actually deal with here because never wanna actually hurt you so, slow and steady thank you, despite her reactions making him wanna be the most feral and !! ever always, pressing up against her at the same time because they can’t not be dry humping in some shape or form and you can be as hardcore as you want about that part of it]

Janis: [finding the spatula and using the handle to fuck yourself in that hole because you’re so turned on you want all the stimulation and the more turned on the more relaxed you are so it’ll only help you get as far as you wanna]

Casey: [it’s true and he loves to see it so]

Janis: [‘do you like it?’ genuinely checking but can’t help how we sound ‘cos we do]

Casey: [being more enthusiastic with everything he’s doing as a yes because he does and the way her voice sounds because of how into it she is will never not make him like it even more]

Janis: [just the happiest noises in response to you going in even more ‘you’re so-’]

Casey: [‘you’ while he takes a sec to breathe on the wetness that his tongue has left for that nice sensation, and because his voice would sound too indecent]

Janis: [just lifting a foot behind us to feel you ‘you’re so hard for me’ because need to feel it, can never be stimulated enough]

Casey: [thank god for the extractor fan still blasting out despite him turning the hob off because how LOUD the sound he makes would feel in this kitchen at this o clock otherwise ‘I want you so much’ obvious af but we NEED to say it nevertheless]

Janis: [‘imagine how it’s gonna feel, when you coat my insides with your cum’ keeping on touching you in the only way available to us rn]

Casey: [DYING and therefore taking an eternity to say ‘we’ve gotta make you cum first’ but has to because you gotta be that relaxed gal so we don’t accidentally cause you a legit injury, hence also trying to do the most to make that happen in spite of how distracting she’s being]

Janis: [‘easy’ because would’ve been close before you started up again hardcore ‘can’t you hear that?’ because clearly you can it’s juicy juicy]

Casey: [‘do it for me then’ because she always responds well to an instruction and the tone alone would make her feel like she’s gotta cos he really needs her to, never mind all the things he’s doing as well as]

Janis: [obvious we are, even if we have to push our face into the counter to keep ourself from literally screaming about it as well, it’ll still be a scene for you from the mess and the way our legs are shaking and our whole body is twitching from it]

Casey: [too into it, try not to actually scream yourself sir, please witnessing all this and having the anticipation of knowing what’s gonna happen next, because it clearly is, y’all have no chill]

Janis: [fully needing to be held up here, we’re already so dead from it]

Casey: [it’s fine because we’re moving to the floor for this because the best position for eye contact and therefore for y’all is her putting her feet or legs on his shoulders in a v and we’re not trying to do that on a counter and have you fall off, plus you can move about if you wanna try any other feelsy ones or hot af ones]

Janis: [we all know how much you love eye contact, to the point we’re struggling to keep our eyes open, counterintuitively]

Casey: [I’ve just been incognito searching and there’s so many good positions for keeping eye contact and all that hardcore intimacy, there’s literally an anal version of the lotus from earlier, so enough said, and the spork which you’d also like, and the caboose, who names these haha]

Janis: [the names are always so unsexy, like the karma sutra is actually v serious and in-depth but if there was a phrase that described y’all it would be hardcore intimacy so yes to all the above]

Casey: [mhmm, the point is all the eye contact and kissing and closeness is being kept up because y’all wouldn’t wanna do this in one of the stereotypical going at it from behind positions where you can’t have any of that or enjoy each other’s reactions fully and be able to keep checking in with each other]

Janis: [theres a time and a place for that but it is definitely not the first time y’all ever do this and in general you are defs more about that eye contact life for sure; but yes we NEED to see you when you enter us, it is too important]

Casey: [I also need to point out that when they are done he’s defs gonna carry her up the stairs and run her a bath and then when she’s in and vibing bring her the prepared food he’s finished for her to eat in there decadently because not only is getting clean important for everyone because the bacteria etc and v real possibility of either/or/both blood and poo but if you were in any way hurt or sore even slightly hun that’d really help and the aftercare and looking after each other is SO important to them and who they are always in any situation so simply must]

Janis: [very important, enjoy your princess time girl, even if you probably shouldn’t do it together ‘cos the bathroom is much closer to the bedroom, obvs]

Casey: [at least we have the Chubby excuse to keep you apart, like he can go check he’s still asleep and fine and thus eat his food in the scene of the crime aka the kitchen while she has this bath, you can always have a shower after if you want, boy, spare the kitchen sink the ordeal of you cleaning up in it]

Janis: [I just know there’s no way yous wouldn’t start chatting then smooching then hooking up and there’s no way so yes, you have your shower moment after boy]

Casey: [if only so he can come down in nothing but a towel like she did the other day which is what started that having to be quiet kitchen hookup then haha, come and collect your snuggly loungewear from downstairs sir even though you could’ve just taken it up with you OG, we see you and we know you really want to put it on her instead of you is why]

Janis: [just here, checking you out, covering Chubby’s snoozing eyes like don’t look babe]

Casey: [doing the softest ‘hey’ in greeting as he looks at her like you okay? Even though he was probably max 15-20 minutes in that shower and it was likely more 10 because he’s not the sort of boy to be in there forever]

Janis: [‘Better?’ like he was the one who really needed to soak and take a moment there because despite aftercare being the vibe we still struggle with not being a bit dismissive about ourselves]

Casey: [a noise like yep as he’s dressing her in his snuggly cosy clothes I mentioned, I fully imagine the kind of ones we bought for Connor and he loves]

Janis: [here nuzzling into the collar because soft and smells like him, win win ‘you’d be cold in mine’ ‘cos we know she is a shorts and vest sort of gal like soz we can’t do swapsies]

Casey: [getting snuggled with her on this sofa like that’s okay I’m fine]

Janis: [brushing his hair into however he typically likes to wear it with our fingers ‘hey’ in response to the one you gave when you walked in]

Casey: [burying his face into her because that’s so soft and intimate in a way that he is not at all used to from anyone ever and he’s overwhelmed in a way that no amount of their hardcore intimacy can ever make him be]

Janis: [rocking him very slightly because I know, boy, I know]

Casey: [gently headbutting her chest slightly because that’s only making him feel more 🥺🥰😳 on the one hand but on the other don’t you dare stop doing it ever please]

Janis: [doing a little tut like naughty and holding your face closer to us by playing with your ear comfortingly]

Casey: [‘I-’ how he does, no notes]

Janis: [‘I’ like a * correction ‘cos we’re sure it’s a hard relate]

Casey: [moving his head from her chest to her stomach and resting it there ‘you tell her’ whispered to this bub like I’m so overwhelmed and feeling all the things help me out here bestie]

Janis: [‘what’s she got to say?’ like you know you have to translate but being very soft]

Casey: [signing thank you and I love you but in very simple baby sign language not proper bsl or isl like they’re out here usually using]

Janis: [kissing the top of his head twice because back at you both times ‘what do you think he’ll call her?’ ‘cos deaf names, imagine if he was really shady and you just had to keep that lmao]

Casey: [there’s a chance he might be cos bibi are being bitchy about the JJ split but we’re only suggesting nice hypothetical ideas here and now]

Janis: [Jac just like what did I do Bobby, I am amused, we’ll suggest stupid kinda shady things but not outright go as hard as we don’t wanna imagine]

Casey: [at least if it was shady af and he did change his mind when he’s less salty he’s allowed to give her a new one you’re only not allowed to change it yourself as the non-deaf person ‘what do you wanna call her?’ it’s literally day 1 so not actually expecting you to have any ideas you have to stick to but it’s just a nice and fun thing to think about]

Janis: [you’d really have no idea ‘cos not exactly the sort of thing you’ve ever thought about before ‘less shit than my family’s, about as far as I’ve got’ full shade to everyone and your name choices]

Casey: [‘dickheads usually go on about how you can’t get a proper idea til you meet her anyway, ‘cause it depends what she’ll look like and that’ a shrug because you’re not convinced but then it does remind you of earlier and so you gesture to Chubby ‘he’s got your eyes’ like this dog is your first born child]

Janis: [furrowing your brow like you what but then once you’ve thought about what he do look like you’re like oh ‘am I insulted or flattered?’ because what a strange flex lol]

Casey: [‘bit rude to him if you ain’t flattered’ like excuse you he’s a STUNNER because he is but adding in a conspiratorial kind of whisper ‘but I get it’ because it is a weird one, truly]

Janis: [‘you know he used to say I looked like Twix’ that was definitely more of a pisstake but we’re like, why’s this keep occurring in my life lol]

Casey: [playing with her hair cos it was only because of the curls and we all know that, this boy included]

Janis: [nodding/shaking your hair out ‘cos yes, exactly ‘what if it’s ugly’ really bluntly like what will we do, as if that’s not the least of everyone’s worries re. This child]

Casey: [‘she’s yours’ in such an enough said kind of manner like that’s literally impossible and where’s the lie]

Janis: [when you can’t be like AND YOU’RE BOTH HANDSOME so there’s that just left unsaid]

Casey: [‘gutted you’ve not said you’re calling her Sherry’ joking obvs but we do all remember when he brought her that drink in the bath which is why he is, like you LOVED that]

Janis: [LOOKING at him whether he can see it or not when we do ‘not sure I can hack that sort of reminder all day every day’ like how distracting ‘and anyway, talk about wasted potential’ because we know you did not get to do what you wanted on that day]

Casey: [LOOKING at her even though I’m gonna say he didn’t see hers because y’all are just in sync like that]

Janis: [‘he asked, if anything happened before’ swallowing ‘almost didn’t know how to answer’ because there were clearly plenty of moments like that before but also no, nothing fully happened]

Casey: [‘nor would I’ leaving the if he ever talks to me ever again unsaid because we’re not thinking about that right now we’re thinking about all those moments]

Janis: [‘I said no, for how he meant it’ because we weren’t ready for that full conversation trying to explain the complexities and perhaps you don’t ever need to hear it, actually because would it help at all, idk, probably not ‘but-’ no need to finish because you know that isn’t how it felt to us]

Casey: [echoing her ‘but’ like yeah agreed because it didn’t feel that way to him either, as he moves his head from where it’s still probably resting on her stomach to so ridiculously close to hers, leaning in like he’s going to kiss her and letting their lips touch actually but not fully doing it, just staying there]

Janis: [‘like this’ moving your mouth as little as you can whilst being able to still whisper that against his lips because yep]

Casey: [breathing into her mouth when he does a little sigh of relief that he can’t even help that they’re not still stuck in that era]

Janis: [breathing that in so deep ‘did you ever think-’ cutting self off because we know the answer is no, ‘cos we never thought we’d be here either]

Casey: [‘in dreams I had sometimes’ because a decade to daydream and have dreams at night about this which you obviously never thought would happen but you couldn’t stop yourself having them regardless]

Janis: [‘just dreams’ because fully convinced that was all it’d ever be and just one of those things ‘good ones, though’ ‘cos not just like they weren’t the moment lol]

Casey: [kissing her because exactly]

Janis: [just letting yourselves get lost in this for what could be forever, could be no time at all, the point is you don’t know or care]

Casey: [gonna say that one of you leans on the TV remote for the cinematic brilliance that instead of shitting yourselves like you did that day when you were watching his fave film from tween/teen era you don’t notice this time and get to just carry on]

Janis: [love that for yous ‘you’re well kissable’ when you eventually pull away for the first time, poking his dimples like how dare you]

Casey: [‘you started it’ like no you’ve been way cuter and more kissable for way longer than I have aka the day I first saw you whereas I was but 12 and therefore not haha]

Janis: [‘that’s no excuse’ like do as I say not as I do, babe]

Casey: [‘there is no excuse for how you make us feel’ like how dare you but obvs we’re the opposite of mad about it]

Janis: [‘there isn’t’ like I know but also not going to stop it or promise to]

Casey: [kissing her again, he simply must]

Janis: [‘I fucking love how you make me feel’ inbetween kisses ‘cos you must know]

Casey: [‘I’ll never stop it’ because that’s a promise, also between all the kisses ever]

Janis: [‘you can’t’ a statement and also a challenge you must not accept please and thanks]

Casey: [just keep kissing her lowkey forever without letting either of you stop like no you’re right I cannot]

Janis: [whisper moaning his name in his ear]

Casey: [‘you can’t do that’ because !! has killed us hearing that]

Janis: [‘I like how your name feels though’ like sorry I must]

Casey: [‘shit’ like what a dilemma lol but also just to say it because still so !!!]

Janis: [‘you don’t like hearing it?’ pouting in the most stage way ever because of course you do]

Casey: [shaking his head ‘I love hearing it’ because it’s giving obvious dad style joke to her staged baby pout whether you’re fully aware of that or not lol]

Janis: [‘you know I’ll say everything you need to hear’ in the same whispered moaning because we can do better than anything you want to hear, honey]

Casey: [doing a lil shiver because the combo of a whisper and a moan is really getting to him]

Janis: [pulling his arms through the sleeves of this cosy clothing he put on you ‘stay warm, baby’]

Casey: [pulling her even closer somehow as per ‘keep me warm’ in his own whisper moan in her ear]

Janis: [our own heavy breathing in response because this is so it to us ‘don’t I always’ thinking of your numerous outside hookups at this point]

Casey: [putting his hands inside the cosy hoodie to feel how wild her heart is clearly going rn because that breathing is everything and as a result therefore deciding to stick his head under there in reminder of when he did that during one of their said outdoor hookups and recreate what he did then]

Janis: [‘it feels so nice’ can hear the 🥰🥺 because it does feel different and the softness is undoing us, so glad you can’t see]

Casey: [obvs gotta keep on doing it lowkey forever now, or at least until he gets too hot under there and has to come out all flushed and adorable]

Janis: [having to fix your hair for you again because it’d be all messed up but then we’re just looking at how cute you are for too long and so we have to pounce on you and pin you down with kisses]

Casey: [only putting up enough of a playful fight as far as the pinning down goes that it’ll cause his towel to fall off, of course]

Janis: [SHAMELESSLY checking him out like nothing more blatant than this ‘it’s so rude of you to look like that’ like we’re genuinely mad about it]

Casey: [‘it’d be ruder of us not to when you look like that’ because she’s the hottest girl ever and everyone knows it]

Janis: [‘this is about you’ and kissing down his neck, shoulder and all down one arm to his hand, holding it to our lips to LOOK at him from our new position ‘how distracting you are’]

Casey: [‘alright’ and making moves like he’s trying to take the comfy joggers he put on her off purely so he can put them on and be less distracting but we know why he really is and also all that moving about of her would just be making him do the most distracting af whisper moans and heavy breathing anyway]

Janis: [pushing our hips up anyway so you can take them off of us ‘I needed distracting’ true and therefore you were so in the right to be this attractive, kissing each of his knuckles and then his fingertips]

Casey: [counting like he’s counting to 10 to calm down the way the shit school therapist told him to do as she does that but STARING at her the entire time so she knows it’s not remotely working]

Janis: [biting down on whatever finger we were on, gently, but enough that you know it’s ‘cos of how you’re looking at us, licking up the side of said finger to come off to say ‘I missed you, in the tub’ because would’ve ‘it was like before’ again, parallel to that day when he had to leave you to it]

Casey: [the GASP when she bites him, gentle as it is, pressing down on one of the freshest of her lovebites from in the kitchen before, whatever is in easiest reach from this position to try and cause one back ‘go on’ like tell me about how much you missed me and what you did about it]

Janis: [when you can have one and it isn’t even put on, just how we’re feeling here and now ‘I knew if you could stay, you’d make sure I was all clean and not hurt first, no matter what I might’ve thought I wanted, so I did that’]

Casey: [kissing the top of her head/her hair how he do for the utter well done, we’re proud of you, good girl vibes]

Janis: [‘I wanted to see, what you did, so I got the mirror, you know the one, squatted over it… how else would I make sure I cleaned every inch?’]

Casey: [a smile that is again so like proud dad vibes, no notes]

Janis: [smiling back at him like we’re buzzing you’re so proud because we are ‘I don’t know how we did it, just a couple fingers felt insane on my own, never mind…’ looking down like you know]

Casey: [‘we make a good team’ because they do and they also said this the other day I remember seeing when I was scrolling to get to the kitchen hookup I re-read so it makes sense to again]

Janis: [‘have you done it before?’ because no reason to know one way or the other, just really casually playing with your dick like literally pawing it like a cat, blowing raspberries etc]

Casey: [‘nah’ really casually like he’s not just admitting to giving this girl one of the few sexual firsts he has left to offer her nbd]

Janis: [‘thank you’ so sincerely, not caring if that’s cheesy or whatever you could say because we absolutely mean it]

Casey: [when you can’t take the piss because she’s being so sincere so you’re just looking at her like 🥺 ‘I’d give you them all if I could’ because he would, every first ever if that was possible but alas]

Janis: [just laying your head on his thighs ‘not your fault you can’t’ shrugging as you get comfortable ‘not mine either though, not exactly’ ‘cos not saying that]

Casey: [a nod because it is what it is and you can’t change it lads]

Janis: [‘not a nonce, you couldn’t wait forever’ as nonchalantly even though we’ll always be a tiny bit sad, just how it is]

Casey: [‘I probably could’ve, the going blind thing’s gotta be bollocks’ cos you can’t have a blind and deaf person in the fam bants]

Janis: [‘probably’ raising our head to raise our brows at you like oh okay, I believe that lmao]

Casey: [smoothing her brows out like um excuse you and your disbelief and playfully pulling her hair for good measure as it’s so within reach while he’s there]

Janis: [‘we’d both die’ and our voice going up on the die because you’ve pulled our hair ‘you’re not quiet’ like I would know what you were thinking about during and how was I meant to ignore that]

Casey: [‘love a challenge, you’ as if we have all the faith in the world at your ability to ignore such things ‘and so do I’ adding that like I’ll be so quiet rn if we have to/you want me to]

Janis: [mindlessly starting to properly touch you because we’re thinking about you doing it, still laying our head right besides it but not using our mouth rn ‘go on, you’d need something to watch’]

Casey: [gesturing like okay gimme your phone and your history the way they were talking about earlier]

Janis: [do, obviously]

Casey: [just looking and scrolling til he finds something that will suit y’all and this mood and then putting it on the TV from her phone so she can see it too easier]

Janis: [moving so your body is over his and you can put a leg over either of his shoulders and he can play with you from behind, blatantly asking him to without saying anything]

Casey: [doing it without needing to be asked in words because that was clear enough and that’s just the sort of boy he is anyway]

Janis: [putting him in your mouth but making a point to do it really quick, even if you’re hitting base, just as a thank you though ‘cos we’re trying to pretend we’re just here touching ourselves]

Casey: [nearly fucking up his challenge to be quiet immediately, lol, we love to see it, but I’ll be nice and say you manage to stop yourself at the very last second there, boy, is his mouth defs bleeding again as a result, yes, is he gonna make that known dramatically, also yes]

Janis: [so into it you have to lean back and open your mouth like I don’t care how but gimme that blood now thank you]

Casey: [will be spitting it into her mouth obvs or who are they]

Janis: [moaning, pushing it further into her mouth with her fingers, covering them in spit so she can use them to make this feel better for you]

Casey: [doing the same for her with his spit and blood mixture by also spitting into his hand like a savage, can you not ruin this sofa please, you did not pay for it sir]

Janis: [saying ‘fuck’ at the same time as this girl in the video like you planned it but it’s purely him and what he’s doing]

Casey: [saying her name in response because that was hot af and he can’t not]

Janis: [‘baby?’ like we gotta ask you what you need because we’re not facing you in this position as we usually are]

Casey: [going so much harder than he was previously like I just need to do that and kill you don’t mind me]

Janis: [when you wanna suck his dick so bad you can’t even stop yourself now, no willpower at all ‘pretend I’m not here’ like he can ignore this because ‘scuse me, just have to kill you too]

Casey: [whatever he was gonna say in response is now just fully a NOISE instead because how could it not be, too loud tbh but if she’s breaking rules you can too, boy]

Janis: [as per all the noise we’re making also equals all the sensation for you so it’s a double win, also making a point to go through our phone history and change the video to one that clearly didn’t have an interesting title or concept but reminded us of you in one way or another so we wanna put it on like see]

Casey: [for me it’s the way that whenever that reminder hits he’s doing a movement that’s involuntary and then so many more that aren’t to try and choke her during this blowjob cos of how much she likes that and how overwhelmed he is by all these feelings, gotta let you know he loves you so much rn, so also saying it in words however impossible they are to get out]

Janis: [the way you can so clearly see right in front of you how wet she gets being choked like it’s fully running down her thighs at this point, wrapping one hand around her throat hard enough you feel it constrict too, using the other to massage the bit of skin between your balls and hole because it felt good so you should know, even if you aren’t interested in going all the way into that territory]

Casey: [both of them just DYING on this sofa rn, god bless]

Janis: [controversially turning the TV up slightly so you can be louder ‘cos either of you could be watching this alone rn]

Casey: [it’s true and something y’all will both be very glad you get to take advantage of, especially this boy though because she’s limited how much noise she can make rn by all the choking antics]

Janis: [we’re fully doing the thing of trying to say daddy over and over to the point you’ve probably caught it but you know it’s mostly choking sounds and your skin slapping against hers because we’re being brutal about how hard we’re going of course]

Casey: [soft hours are gone and these are savage hours, he’s saying her name so much and so indecently because would if he was alone anyway and especially must because he isn’t]

Janis: [when you come up only doing so to say ‘slap me’ because ideal position and you’re never allowing yourself to just breathe with no good reason]

Casey: [no hesitation because there never is with y’all]

Janis: [positioning yourself so he’s slapping you on the inner thigh where it’s most sensitive and you’re already soaked]

Casey: [goes without saying he’s also pinching her as well, would add scratch but he’s a boy so he’s got no nails lol]

Janis: [either way it’s going to make us go absolutely feral on you ourselves as well as shamelessly cum just from this]

Casey: [shamelessly also using the TV remote to both hit and fuck her with btw with no respect to any of the other peeps who live here because no offense he has forgotten y’all exist atm]

Janis: [we say this is a communal space, like the kitchen before it, and bathroom lmao, no respect because we’re DYING truly over this move]

Casey: [the audacity I say, but he does not care and is really going at this]

Janis: [so so glad this doctor doesn’t need to see because the absolutely mental bruises you’re gonna have because only encouraging him to keep going]

Casey: [not that he needs any encouragement to be feral ever]

Janis: [but you’re v welcome for it, ‘cos imagine if y’all finally went there and were really sexually incompatible, awkward]

Casey: [that must happen to people and omg what would you even do]

Janis: [you either deal or make arrangements of some kind, I guess, like if you’re beyond the point of already loving the person]

Casey: [we may have been v evil to y’all but we’re not gonna be that rude thankfully]

Janis: [the tea is y’all are in love enough you’d be happy with whatever intimacy you did have but I think it’s nice y’all get to be as buckwild as it’s clearly in you to be with each other]

Casey: [agreed because JJ were in love and nobody’s saying they weren’t compatible and the chemistry wasn’t bomb but as wild as Jimothy is getting is doing too much in a public setting, never this]

Janis: [we remember those days lads]

Casey: [thanks to Winnie they are now heartbreaking to think about and so I shan’t]

Janis: [such a bastard bear, I don’t know how we’re gonna do prime JJ again without this bittersweet sad about it]

Casey: [we’ll only do it if we wanna sob]

Janis: [but they were everything, ugh]

Casey: [I know, boo, I know]

Janis: [post up Winola]

Casey: [I hate him and I hate that I still go back and forth over whether we’re doing the right thing or not]

Janis: [mhmm, truly but also if we said no, I’d always be thinking about it because he still gon’ exist and we didn’t say this happened for no reason lol]

Casey: [yeah same and we can’t just erase him entirely as a character which is basically what we’d have to do]

Janis: [or say Jimothy doesn’t do what he does, which, again, is what we’ve said for character reasons so]

Casey: [and realistically I know we should be breaking up way more characters than just JJ anyway, not undoing that]

Janis: [tbh lol, it’s just AWFUL, but that is because they were so good, if we didn’t care we’d just do it]

Casey: [mhmm, one day I’ll try and think if there are any other ships we can or should but I’m not emotionally ready yet, soz]

Janis: [not hurting ourselves needlessly tah]

Casey: [exactly, and it’s not like we never have peeps go through breakups we just usually plan and then don’t get invested in those ships in the first place]

Janis: [pretty much, which is probably are mad, like some relationships do just end and you’re fine with it but people get heartbroken, that’s real, you can still break up and be devastated it’s not just like ANYWAYS]

Casey: [exactly, soz we’re getting heartbroken along with the characters this time cos we did not plan for this but]

Janis: [in my heart I know it makes sense, at least that’s how I feel rn lol]

Casey: [we wouldn’t be doing it or have written this much for it if it didn’t]

Janis: [like you said, it’d only not if Casey literally just did not fancy her and we’d written it that way lmao]

Casey: [this is a better story, it just is]

Janis: [like he’d have to be like Bobby or a genuine racist not to, soz to toot her horn like that but she is a model so like, duh]

Casey: [or gay which is also not happening]

Janis: [oh christ the actual trauma, truly never coming out with a father like Ian]

Casey: [or he’d have to be a girl again and I’m sorry this is a greater move]

Janis: [sorry this is the most interesting take on it all from all angles, just is]

Casey: [and I’m not doing Jimmy dirty, everything is in character and established as character traits and coping mechanisms I already gave him]

Janis: [yuuuuup, and we can’t help that by Casey being the brother that is most like how you were raised, he’s very similar to Janis, her and Jimmy were always ‘opposites’ (without being that dramatic about it)]

Casey: [opposites attract, baby, but actually staying together when you have different ways of doing things is v hard]

Janis: [and leads to miscommunication or a total lack of, which is what happens so, yeah, soz it makes sense]

Casey: [we’ve totally derailed ourselves here, love it]

Janis: [back to y’all being freaky on the sofa lol]

Casey: [contaminating it with every bodily fluid none to man, speaking of, probably clean her up with your mouth a bit, boy, before the sofa is ruined]

Janis: [maybe it’s leather/pleather for that wipe clean vibe haha but seriously, the casual mess you are gonna have to sort but that’s a problem for when you’ve both cum and cannot go on any longer]

Casey: [multiple times knowing y’all]

Janis: [at least it is going to be into each other’s mouth and we know you swallow even if you wanna share a little first, not spilling and wasting it]

Casey: [everyone else who has to unknowingly sit on this sofa is so welcome for that]

Janis: [we’re all adults-ish here lmao, soz it would actually be worse if they were to go in his room currently like that’s just not possible]

Casey: [it’s a miracle you haven’t woken Chubby as it is, nevermind Jimothy, I hope he’s got some kind of puppy crate or something he can’t get out of as a reason why he’s not also rampaging through this gaff]

Janis: [he’d deffo need a crate until he’s settled and he isn’t yet ‘cos the absolute upheaval so yes, that tracks and thank God, don’t need him sniffing about, ‘scuse us boy]

Casey: [I imagine you’ve made a nice home for him under the stairs like the lady did at Connor and Skye’s before they lived there]

Janis: [that would be cute, even though it’s unlikely you staying here longterm boy, get it whilst you can]

Casey: [everyone deserves whatever happiness they can get rn truly]

Janis: [hence right here and now we’re holding onto you like this is the only way to stay on this planet for us ‘you make me so fucking happy, dickhead’]

Casey: [when you gotta lol cos same and what a way to phrase that ‘that’s alright then’ cos all he wants]

Janis: [‘don’t laugh at me’ hiding our face in your chest but you can hear the smile in our voice about it]

Casey: [‘I’m not, dickhead, it’s with’ because ily and everything about this moment]

Janis: [doing an impression of him to repeat ‘that’s alright then’ which makes us lol at ourselves like oh I am hilarious]

Casey: [‘that how you reckon I sound, is it?’ poking her repeatedly like oi that turns into tickling to make her laugh more]

Janis: [the ‘yeah’ in an even more extreme, deep Northern voice for a pisstake getting lost in your uncontrollable giggles so you have to playfight him ‘bet you can’t do mine even a bit’ like I would LOVE to hear it, boy]

Casey: [you’ve gotta try and do it, at least you probably can do a passable irish one because of living here so long, even if the fam’s weird mongrel accents in gen 2 and 3 especially would be harder to nail]

Janis: [‘you sound like [whoever was teaching Irish in y’alls time, was it the drunk lady lmao?]’ like we took learning Irish that literal ‘do you do that so drunk lads don’t start scraps with you for being English?’ like good tactic honestly babe]

[eris0330]

Whalien 52 - Part 8

☽M. List☾ ; 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10 // 11 [END]

“Jungkook?” With eyes glued to his smart phone, Namjoon approached the young man as sweat drops ran along his temples. Seated beside each other against the foggy mirror, sipping on the cold liquid to cool down after rehearsing for the next concert.

“You haven’t been paying a lot of attention for this rehearsal, you do know it’s important?”

“I know, but it’s Y/N” Jungkook confessed with a defeated smile, almost as he was annoyed of the presence.

“What’s wrong?” Putting the leadership aside, Namjoon took in a deep breath as for changing his state to a friend. They have been living together for years, and Jungkook knew that Namjoon was great at listening and even talking to figure out any problem.

“Her working place is probably going to shut down”

“Can’t she just get a new working place?”

“I thought about that too…” Biting onto his lip, he tried to figure out multiple ways to get you back on your feet. Postponing your dream college, was a big deal. Jungkook is in the position of trying to figure out what to do next, since he finished high school just a few months ago.

“But, she doesn’t want me to help her.” He continued to speak, making Namjoon nod in between words. Grumbling along the idea of giving up a school degree, just to save the place where you could feel whole.

“Maybe, this is her battle and not yours” The leader finally spoke, making Jungkook put his phone away. Digging his face into the palms of his hands, he felt frustrated not able to help. No, he wasn’t allowed to help.

“But what if we can promote the store, then it won’t go in ruins and she will be able to attend college?”

“I know, Jungkook. But do you even know the name of the store?” Within seconds, the maknae shook his head in denial. Namjoon chuckled of delight, patting the back of Jungkook, soothing his uneasiness.

“She must really be something.”

“She is. Her life hasn’t always been easy, and this is just another mountain she must climb. I want to help her, Hyung. But she won’t let me…”

“Jungkook, you need to understand that Y/N has been facing hardships for years. She is used to do everything by herself, and even help others in need. That is, for her shop. If she is trying hard enough, to the point of postponing her college degree, this shop means everything to her. But, she also needs to let others help her. You can do that.” A single rub along the spine of Jungkook, he looked upon Namjoon who had his dimples flashing. Tilting his head to the side, he wondered about the idea that he should push on about helping you. But if you knew Jungkook had a finger in play, you might look differently on him.

“I know what you’re thinking. Talk to her one last time, and if she doesn’t let you. Then come to me, and we’ll figure something out” With that, Namjoon walked back to the others gathering in a circle. Jungkook felt even more lost, as for what to do. Sometimes his leader didn’t make sense, but something inside turned his stomach on the thought about asking again.

“Come on Jungkook, we need to practice.” The elders called for the youngster, who was sitting in a daze against the mirror. His spine imprinted in the glassy wall, as if he was glued against it. Shaking his head, he wanted to work hard, but you were always on his mind. In between steps, there was always a glimpse of your tears the nights before where your heart ached of hurtful memories. That night, he promised himself not to let a tear fall, except for joy. You didn’t deserve it, and he was going to make sure of that.

“Jungkook?” You muttered into the microphone, walking out of the store, to see the nightlife on the last hours of the weekend die out.

“Hey…” The boy responded, making your eyes flutter while locking the front door. Eyeing the bystanders, you listened to his heavy breaths as if he was afraid.

“Is something wrong?”

“I’m bored” He confessed in the speed of light, biting onto his lip. Sitting along the edge of the bed, he requested to call you immediately after arrival from the concert.

“Bored? Already? Didn’t you JUST get back from a concert?” You chuckled, walking along the boring pavements until arriving to your place. His airy laugh, signalling he found it slightly amusing himself. You remembered his schedule.

“You know, it’s weird.” You continued, making his head tilt in wonder. You listened to every movement, but everything played back to the very first phone call. The way he spoke, and his words got to you. Out of all people in the world, BTS Jungkook was the one to get in hands of your phone.

“You know, you got to get used to it loser” He laughed in delight, crashing on the mattress feeling the springs run along his ribs.

“Wouldn’t you feel weird, if IU suddenly called you, realising it’s someone you have been talking to for a long time?” You replied, trying to hide the smile that flashed in the streetlights.

“Maybe”

“I’m talking to the famous golden boy in the music industry, of a group I have known since debut. How in the world, do you want me to get used to all of this? Time flies and soon you will be getting your phone and I will too.” You spoke, reaching the darkened apartment on the 4th floor. The sound of your shoes clashing against the floor, waking everyone who lived in the building. It wasn’t the most expensive place to live, but it was comfortable enough for you to live. The last thing needed, was a bigger bill than the one you already have.

“Soon, you will be going back to your idol life and I will working in the shop-“

“Don’t leave me” Your eyes widened in shock, finally appearing in the hallway of your minimalistic apartment. The room showing only two pairs of shoes and little to no decoration, only the worn-out bag and coat kept it alive.

“What?”

“No, I said, don’t leave yet. I thought about something. Maybe, you can keep working in the art shop, and still go to college...” Coughing of his awkward sentence, he tried to steady himself as his heartbeat continued to beat harder than regular.

“How will I do that?” You asked curiously, disregarding his discomfiting vocals. Not even bothering to turn the lights on, you walked along the slim hallways, remembering every furniture to not hurt yourself.

“You could host competitions? Like, public things. Maybe, show off some of your own art work? I have seen them, and I bet a lot of people will like them too. Try to find other local artists, to show off their canvases. The famous the person is, the more people will be interested in going. But, competitions would probably be a first. Ask the students at your college, if they will be willing to help and they can win a week of getting their art shown in the windows of the shop? Or small prizes?” Jungkook was almost out of breath, trying to get every piece of information fit into the sentence. You nodded along his idea, as you crashed on the bed. The moon light shining through the window, hitting your skin, glowing like a vampire of the darkness.

“For how long have you thought of this?” You questioned, getting him to smile fondly. Jungkook used his free time, to figure out a plan to help, without helping. Jimin didn’t mind spending time with Jungkook, watching the frustration on the youngster. There was a silence, lingered in the speaker as you both relaxed against the mattress.

“I really want to help you, Y/N”

“Why….?” Out of everything that has happened, you didn’t deserve this kind of help. Asking people through years of your life, having them to drop hours of their day, to help a child like you. Taking away their precious hours, because you needed help. You felt it was selfish and unnecessary, as if it was better to live homeless or forgotten.

“Because it means a lot to you. You like making art, I have seen them. Also, you’re going to college, where you can work even harder. It’s the same as me, just that I love making music. I know what passion lies within you, as if nothing else matters. I can’t just stand on the side line, watching it fall when I know, I can help.” His voice trembled, but it was like you could sense his determination through the little of sound. Staring into the ceiling, you chuckled of defeat.

“Thank you… It means a lot.”

“So, you’re going to college tomorrow?”

“Yea, I am.”

“HELL YEAH!” His voice was louder than usual, throwing his fists into the air of victory. You laughed along, imagining the scene before you. Jungkook was arrogant at times, even unserious at times to ease up the mood. But deep inside, he was caring like a 5-year-old.

“Will you still call me?” He questioned, finishing his victory on his bed. You pondered on the question, realising his first comment.

“Did you think I was going to leave you?” Not even thinking about the question, you blurted out the obvious. Jungkook gulped loudly in your ear drums, assuring you he was thinking.

“I’m bored without you” He spoke in a hurry, facepalming at the words. Disappointed he couldn’t confess the right one, he felt embarrassed and flustered of the thought.

“Really? You’re living with 6 other guys. HOW in the world, would that be boring for you?” You chuckled, taking advantage to question him.

“It’s fun. But, at least you don’t beat my ass if I’m annoying” He laughed, scrunching his nose of the thought, when the elders ran after him to stop his child-like-games.

“Yet.”

“Yet? Do you really think, you can beat me??” Jungkook sat up, the usual tongue action along the inside of his cheek, fiddling with his fingers. His chest boosting up in confidence, as you chuckled in arrogance.

“Of course. I’ll be having you down on the floor in seconds, I’m stronger than you think” You threatened with a smile, making him chuckle.

“It’s on, Y/N-Hulk” You both went into a fit of laughter, feeling the bubbles inside your stomach rise, at the thought of Jungkook. Slowly, small conversations became deeper and raised once more. Talking to Jungkook was relaxing, and even daring when it came to competition. Not only did you have a 1-on-1 fight with each other, but even requested to beat your ass in Mario cart. As time went by, you wondered if any of the things you talked about, would ever happen. The nights out, games, playful fights and casual meet ups. Jungkook is an idol, and it made your dreams crash down.

“You suddenly went quiet… What are you thinking?” He spoke in a groggy voice, as if he was about to sleep, curling under the sheets. Taking a deep breath of exhaustion, you watched the grey clouds pass by the blue moon.

“That we probably won’t have time to do these things. You’re an idol, Jungkook, don’t forget that. You work almost 24/7 and sparing time for a random girl, is ridiculous. We won’t have anything to do with each other, then late messages that will never be responded when you come back home. We will not have to keep in contact….” Your heart went slower by the second, pouring your thoughts out to Jungkook. His heavy breathing soothing your ears, afraid what he would think. He seemed so excited about the idea, that he could go outside to visit you, like a regular student or neighbour. There was this thing about him, that you wondered about. He was carefree but hard working, and at times, seemed like he wanted to run away. It broke your heart, thinking you won’t be keeping in contact with Jungkook. Not because he is famous, but the way he takes care of you, despite the way it all has turned out. There was still no memory of how you got a hold of his phone, and imagining that you had stolen it, made you feel uneasy as a feared lamb.

“I know…” Jungkook responded in a whisper, losing his eyes to imagine the way the short conversation will become. Standing in front of each other, and maybe too embarrassed or awkward to exchange proper words like this. The way his life turned a little spicier, getting a hold of your phone. Your encouraging words that felt like his mothers, and make him feel like a child once more.

“But… we should at least try…right?” Even though it would be harder, when arriving home. Working on a new album and packages for their dear fans. Spending just an hour outside in the world, was precious too Jungkook. When it meant to escape the idol life, it was worth it, especially when you were the only who could make him feel like a regular guy.

“Right”

Entering the college building was a dream, like walking into a museum. People wore their own type of clothes, unique style to different shapes. Art works displayed from the ceiling to the floor, making your mouth gab in amazement. People were friendly, smiling and even helpful to guide the way. No one was divided into groups, as it was in high school, here, you were accepted. Classrooms were bigger and fascinating topics and white canvases ready, for when assignments and projects were announced.

You couldn’t remember when you fell asleep last night, when talking to Jungkook. As if it was a removed memory, but the sound of his voice lingered in your head. Sitting along on the long bench, waiting for more people to join the class, you felt your cheeks rise at the thought of Jungkook’s words from yesterday. He was encouraging and caring, as if everything depended on him. Not wanting to let him get too close, because you both knew, maybe it wouldn’t last. But, determinate like Jungkook, you would fight for this friendship to continue.

“Is this seat taken?” Taken out of your thoughts, you were met with a different male sound from the side. His arms crossed to hold his books and black shoulder bag, fitted well with his simple style. He was handsome, and probably your age. His eyes were amazingly a bright green, and tanned skin as you were unsure if he was a foreigner.

“No, go ahead” You hurried, since he was only waiting for a response.

“Thanks. I’m Jooheyon by the way” Flashing a smile, while seated on your side, it was even more beautiful than you imagined. Hypnotised by his spring eyes, you could barely speak proper words as the professor started the class. His style reminded you a lot of Jungkook’s, simple with white shirt and denim jeans. A red beanie fitting his deep brown hair, and features so sharp it might cut.

“I’m.. Y/N…” You whispered, knowing it would be bad getting caught. His attention was pointed in your direction, giving you a challenging time to breathe. Leaning on his hand, soothing his eyes on your small frame, you felt your cheeks rise with a mightier heat than before.

“Interesting. What group are you in?” In college, you were divided in groups as for what classes to attend. Every announcement for new projects, you needed to be leaded by the group you were assigned to.

“B-3” You responded confidently, getting him to smile widely.

“Same for me, looks like we’re going to be official classmates” His chuckled, making you mirror in response. He seemed friendly, but there was an aura which was almost unable to read.

“Students, new and old. We’re going to start with a mini project, to get to know each other. Each of you, are going to be assigned with a partner and luckily, it’s the one on your right or left side. We’ll be presenting our projects in two days and the best will be shown in the main hall. Any questions and workshops areas, shall be confronted with me, okay? Kay.”

With that, people started talking to their new partner. Easy enough for you, when Jooheyon was yours. Putting your heads together, you tried to figure out his favourite art area. It was hard trying to concentrate on an idea, when his eyes were too beautiful to spare. With that, your phone continued to buzz making your distractions worse. Eyeing the screen, you noticed the number which you couldn’t recall. Taking a minute to read unread messages, you noticed a woman who Jungkook was assigned to collab with, was calling his cell without results. Panicking, as if you should answer or not, you heard the bell ring for a break. Taking the chance, you took your things, getting ready to text Jungkook about this mystery girl.

“Hey, let’s exchange phone numbers, so we can find each other easily” You were stomped by the taller boy, holding his phone in front of your face. Taking the time to not think properly, you shot him a warm smile before coding your number. Excusing yourself, you felt his eyes staring in the back of your neck as you left the classroom.

Dumbfounded and lost, you were now having a new mission on the run. Trying to act like Jungkook for his own sake, you had to be careful what you texted, or worse, even said.