#but the MAJORITY ISS😭

[ocarinaofpride]

Oh how i wish sefik*ra fans didnt run the current ff7 fandom i cannot STAND you guys at all. why are you all stupid. is it normal for every person who likes that ship to just Not Get any of the story or plot at all. is it a requirement to have the worst interpretations of the characters. Is it.

[rambleonwaywardson]

Hello!

I'm sure you've seen the story about the astronauts temporarily stuck in space? Every time I see it I think of your Astronaut!AU and gosh imagine if Bucky hadn't been injured but they were separated for an indeterminable amount of time?? Or what if that happens to Gale on his mission - they'd be the two most cursed astronauts in the world eeeeek.

Oh dear God yes. Fun fact, when I was still an aero engineering major I did several case studies on Boeing. So back when Starliner first launched I said to my friends “they gonna fuck up.” And not that I wanted them to, but here we are……..

Another fun fact, originally the astronaut AU was going to be based around a similar idea of capsule/station failure but I ended up choosing the injury route. I won’t lie I’ve considered it for Gale but how fucking cruel would that be 😭. To him and to NASA. One thing for Boeing to mess up like that but, that’s Boeing 😬.

For those who don’t know: look up Boeing Starliner. Basically, Boeing is a mess. Has been for a long time. After years of development they sent their own capsule to the ISS with two astronauts. And, shocker, it had a bunch of issues and was not deemed safe enough to bring the crew home. So what was supposed to be a 30 day mission for them is now extending through February, when they will return on a SpaceX capsule.

[youremyheaven]

"he really knew how to speak sensually without ever being creepy or vulgar"

The love bombing is one thing but if this happens I'd say the person is quite experienced lmao coz think about it the majority of men here seem to be into vulgar, sexual jokes right in the beginning idk what they're trying to prove but its the biggest turn off to me. (atleast what I noticed in India)

Then you have a guy who doesn't do that but still sounds sexy suspicious!!! Because ofc usne iss desh ka pani piya hai 😃

Also I'm a dog lover but if he looks like a boxer he probably is a boxer 😂🤪

he never said anything about banging me or anything which Ik it's bare minimum but hamare desh ke ladke toh 🤧standards karab kar diya pura ka pura

He sent me Raja Ravi Varma paintings I reminded him of 😭😭😭 and there are some sensual ones (like a lady lying down on a couch with a saree ??? loosely draped??) but that's what I mean, he was poetic and sensual, he only complimented my beauty, never made creepy sex related comments and I guess it's the Mercury + Venus influence because he was soooo smooth and spoke so beautifully ngl 😍✨

I still don't feel like he's a major asshole or anything, he doesn't give me bad person vibes but I also definitely think he's a bit of a womanizer, not in a fuckboy way, he's kinda shy and introverted for that but in a "I'll drool over any hot girl" type of way.

I went through his following and 90% of them are those IG models which made me feel super 🤨but most of them follow him back??? 💀💀 so i was like ?? I guess he's friends with manyyy attractive women 🤨But yeah he likes to look at women for sure and it kind of gave me the ick because my ideal type of man has an IG account that has 3 posts, 500 followers, 200 following (no IG models, bikini models etc only people he knows irl 🤪)

He just acted too good to be true. Who TF sends your own pictures to you and says "I want to wake up next to this every day for the rest of my life" DAYYYS after we start talking 💀💀💀 yeah we've known each other for 10yrs (more like "known of" and HE knew ME but I didn't know him) but still??? Like his love bombing was too intense to be ignored??? Main itni bhi stupid nahi hoon ,, no one is going to find saccha pyaar like this 🤧 so fast

I meant boxer like WWE types 😭not the dog 😭but this is kutta behaviour only

[the-badger-mole]

AU Bot Plot

This is actually an idea I've had for a while now. It is an Inuyasha AU, but it's based on another fic. The only background that's necessary here is that Inuyasha is a mega-celebrity and the story is them becoming friends and falling in love. Kagome is just a regular high school girl. This idea I had (and btw, am never going to write) is based on a scene near the beginning where someone asked for Kagome's autograph because she is famous now for winning this prize, and Inuyasha helpfully tells her not to get used to it because she's going to go back to being nobody soon (I know, what a treat, right?). So my crazy, sexy, cool brain goes, "What if there was another reason Kagome was asked for her autograph? What if she was famous for something very niche that neither Inuyasha nor his entourage would have known about?"

Preamble over. Here's the actual plot my brain won't let go of.

Kagome is incredibly smart. TJ Henderson smart, and although she's only 17, she's already working on her masters in engineering. When she was asked for her autograph, the girl who asked was also aspiring to go into the STEM field, and Kagome was a legend in that particular crowd. Sometime during the course of her stay at Inuyasha's mansion, she has an epiphany and figures out artificial gravity.

A few years later, in a sequel I'm not writing to the fic I didn't write, some drama and some action and some adventures ensue. Kagome and Inuyasha actually fall in love just in time for her invention to be ready to install on the ISS and it's major worldwide news. Inuyasha can't believe that anyone would think that he's dating down by dating an inventor instead of a model or actress. He tells an interviewer that he's just a celebrity and the best he can hope for is the cover of magazines, but his girlfriend is going to be in history books.

She does go to space to oversee the installation of her invention, and it ends with a sweet reunion and a gift exchange between the pair. She has a photograph of Japan that she took from the space station. He has an engagement ring.😭

[just-some-random-blogger]

He wanted the Conqueror’s crown, it took his brother being burnt to get it.

Damn that's how aegon dies. Rip aegon he would have loved happy hour

He wanted a legacy that would surpass his lifetime, etched into the very being of Westeros itself. The sacrifice needed for this would be to chain himself to a woman he likely wouldn’t be interested in.

Okay get it I guess

You were sweet, he supposed. Sweet in a way that made his teeth ache. Sweet in a way akin to a mouse and how it looked up at the cat just before his jaws snapped around the mouse’s head. 

Okay homicidal maniac 😃👍

He didn’t need to like you. Many marriages were forged in dislike or just plain indifference, set to a mutual goal. He supposed your mutual goal was children. All he needed was to use you as a vessel, a womb for his seed to take hold. 

NO CUZ IM USUALLY SO SILLY FOR BREEDING KINKS BUT I MUST NO LONGER BE OVULATING HUH HAHAHAHAHH CUZ WHAT THE FUCK WAS RHAT

The marriage was a quick affair, done at the Sept two days after Aemond wore the Conqueror’s crown for the first time. You weren't a part of some major house, all of the major houses were too close, too greedy, their breaths hot against his neck as they shoved their wedable daughters at him.

Opportunist recognizes opportunist amirite

[...] a paltry lady of some low house bred in the Riverlands would do just fine, he expected his Valyrian seed to dominate any of their week genes anyhow.

😀✋ ur sick. What am I a dog?

He had met you once before, many years ago before he lost his eye. When he was forced to tag along on some meager diplomacy meeting with his grandsire– he remembers it as being forced, but in reality, he wished to attend. What else was a second son with no dragon to do? – and you had been there, hiding behind your father’s trousers. You had been wearing a blue dress, he remembered this distinctly, as it stood out against the ruby red of the apple you had offered him. 

you remember a lot for someone who doesn't give shit bruv dafaq?

He never understood why he remembered this girl, as you were insignificant in the seas of faces he’s met over his life.

LIKE I JUST FUCKING SAID

Mayhaps it was your quiet nature that he remembered, something that, now at his age and state of mind, struck him as malleable, easy to mold into what he needed you to be. 

This fucker still goin dafaQ

The council meeting had gone south, ending in most of the lords bickering over one another like children. 

I've realized boys don't really grow up, they just get louder, bigger and more audacious

The pain was debilitating at times and if anyone dared to test his patience when it was particularly bad, he would snap at them like a cornered animal, no matter who it was. 

Damn, you can scream through a headache???????????????? 😰😰😰 GO OFF IG?????

“… reading. I was waiting for you.” you murmured in your usual hushed tone, the sound of your book closing was louder than your voice. 

Damn, aemond has sonic hearing or smth 😭😭😭 that or she just slammed that book HARD

“You need proper rest. I won’t have my wife looking like a sleepless, sloven mess,” Aemond chastised, discarding his shirt.

First of all, shut the fuck up

“Now, what are you reading?” he was becoming increasingly irritated with you, feeling as if he had to force you to take care of yourself and unlatch you like a leech from him.

Second of all, I thought you didn't give a shit

When you looked upon him with your wide eyes filled with uncertainty and fear, he felt the overwhelming urge to wrap his fingers around your throat and squeeze until you passed out or mayhaps went limp, like a doll.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍 ok I fucking hate him this is gross but I'm sorry to say I'm into choking let's see how I feel after folks

Aemond’s brow furrowed. “What use do you have to learn High Valyrian, wife? Issa dōna ābrazȳrys mijegon nykeā notion isse zȳhon bartos, wanting naejot gūrēñagon mirros ziry daor.” My sweet wife without a thought in her head, wanting to learn something she cannot. 

“Come to bed,” he said, moreso as a command than a suggestion. “I know you are cold, ābrazȳrys.” Wife. 

I dont remember if I was disgusted or kinda 👀 with him HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

He surely hoped that your children together would inherit his fiery blood and not the weak-willed, uninsulated Andal blood you possessed.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAT ASS STRING OF PISS THATS LITERALLY YOUR FAULT YOU CHOSE HER MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT DAFAQ OH NOW IF IT ISNT THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS

Oh ho ho but you'll be glad to know you stupid fucker one eyed freak aemond that women you fuck are perpetually changed because of your shlong and cum. Yessir!! Esp if they get pregnant 🤩 like your DNA has the capacity to borderline alter her fucking DNA 🥰FOREVER🥰 isNT THAT AMAZING?!?!!!!! WOWWWWWWWW HOW GREAT FOR YOU U SACK OF SHIT. ID PULL OUT REFERENCES FOR THIS BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULDN'T DATE UGLY LOSERS FUCKING HELL AS IF WOMEN DON'T HAVE IT BAD ENOUGH But I'm lazy

Aemond bounced from being indifferent to you, paying you no more mind than a maid or a whore, to needing you, every part of you. He didn’t see you as a person, moreso an extension of himself, latched onto his body until he consumed you entirely, your bones fusing together as one. To him, you were a doll or plaything to entertain him, testing the mettle of your will, to see if you were of poor craftsmanship and would break. He had always broken his toys as a child.

Ok first of all... I'm kinda into being a rag doll daddy 😋 OOP I KNOW I KNOW BITE ME. second of all, AEMOND BROKE HIS TOYS AS A CHILD CANON? HEADCANON? IDK IDK I feel like he would take care of them UNLESS they were hand me downs from aegon, in which case aBSOFUCKINGLUTELY DESTROY THEM. But but also I kind of imagine him being look mother, I am so much better than 🤮ae🤢gon🤮

No, it wasn’t so much as a threat than it was a promise– he quite liked applying pressure to your airways when you coupled, his lone violet eye centered intently on yours as they went from wide to half-lidded, soft whimpers of pleading to stop, sometimes for more, more. He relished in holding your very life in his hands and you let him. 

Your honor I have nothing to save rather than 🫦🫦🫦🫦 ooh into choking are we daddy 😋😋😋

“Mayhaps I should get you a collar, wife,” he hummed, his voice husky and deep, reverberating deep within your chest as your heart pounded. “But I think you like my hands much better, don’t you?” 

Aemond all but growled at your comment, positioning the both of you to where you were laying with your back upon him, as if you were lazing upon him like a chair. “Feeling courageous tonight, are we? No matter, my dear, you will break all the same,” his mouth pressed to the shell of your ear, teeth nipping at your lobe. “Like every night before, and every night to come– your life is in my hands,” he enunciated this with a squeeze to your neck, eliciting a small mewl from you. “Is it not? Say it.”

“M-my king, your grace,” you rephrased quickly.

Damn he's kinky lmao but what do you expect from someone who grew up with a family wreath

Your mouth hung open, you were sobbing freely now, your lips quirked into a euphoric and maddened smile. “Thank you, tha-nk you, t-thank you, I love you, I love you,” you gasped, your lungs ballooning with air as you begged him further, “P-please, around my neck–” 

She like me fr

“My love, my wife– I love you.”

🙄 simp :p

To be completely clear, I really liked this ok. This is just my honest reaction lmao. You write beautifully with so much detail 😔 I wish, ya know

foxfaced, dragonhearted - oneshot.

dark, mean prince regent aemond x wife reader

for my 200 followers poll, i've actually had this one cooking for a while so i'm happy this option won! this is absolutely filthy, i'm sorry in advance.

word count: 2.4k

i don't do taglists any more unfortunately, its mostly because i never remember and then feel bad about it so i've made a second blog just for reblogging my fics! @huramuna-fics -- follow & turn on notifications for just my fic postings!

content: slight dub-con, smut (specifics below cut), angst, mean aemond, toxic relationship, like in no way is this healthy, good god, smut with little plot, reader is described being from riverlands w/ auburn hair and brown eyes, no use of y/n, not beta read, i literally went into a haze writing this there are probably mistakes

tonight you belong to me - patience & prudence • vampire - olivia rodrigo

warnings: p in v, choking, breath play, dom/sub, degradation, creampie, cockwarming, orgasm denial, breeding, aemond is so mean here thats its own damn warning

Aemond knew what he wanted and the sacrifices that needed to be made to get such things. He wanted a dragon, it took an eye to get it. He wanted the Conqueror’s crown, it took his brother being burnt to get it. He wanted a legacy that would surpass his lifetime, etched into the very being of Westeros itself. The sacrifice needed for this would be to chain himself to a woman he likely wouldn’t be interested in.

That is where you came in. 

You were sweet, he supposed. Sweet in a way that made his teeth ache. Sweet in a way akin to a mouse and how it looked up at the cat just before his jaws snapped around the mouse’s head. 

He didn’t need to like you. Many marriages were forged in dislike or just plain indifference, set to a mutual goal. He supposed your mutual goal was children. All he needed was to use you as a vessel, a womb for his seed to take hold. 

You poor thing, you didn’t really understand that he didn’t truly care for you. You were nice enough looking, of course– hair that reminded him of autumn leaves, always styled in some intricate style with half a hundred braids, dozens of pins and decorative pearls. You reminded Aemond of a fox, dark eyes against muted auburn fur, lips always pursed, sniffing the air in search for hounds on your tail. You certainly were a skittish, jittery little thing.

The marriage was a quick affair, done at the Sept two days after Aemond wore the Conqueror’s crown for the first time. You weren't a part of some major house, all of the major houses were too close, too greedy, their breaths hot against his neck as they shoved their wedable daughters at him. The last thing he wished for was to be indebted to some trivial lord who thought his name elevated him to the same stratosphere as Aemond– a paltry lady of some low house bred in the Riverlands would do just fine, he expected his Valyrian seed to dominate any of their week genes anyhow.

He had met you once before, many years ago before he lost his eye. When he was forced to tag along on some meager diplomacy meeting with his grandsire– he remembers it as being forced, but in reality, he wished to attend. What else was a second son with no dragon to do? – and you had been there, hiding behind your father’s trousers. You had been wearing a blue dress, he remembered this distinctly, as it stood out against the ruby red of the apple you had offered him. 

Aemond had tried to speak with you, but you only communicated in nods and soft noises– something you only partially grew out of. He never understood why he remembered this girl, as you were insignificant in the seas of faces he’s met over his life. Mayhaps it was your quiet nature that he remembered, something that, now at his age and state of mind, struck him as malleable, easy to mold into what he needed you to be. 

And so it shall be. 

–

It was about two and a half moons after your marriage, he returned from a late council meeting. Rubbing his eye, feeling the familiar thrum of pain right behind the socket, he was already in a particularly sour mood. The council meeting had gone south, ending in most of the lords bickering over one another like children. 

It irritated Aemond to no end, the strain of an oncoming headache ever looming. He still struggled with intense pain from his eye, or rather, his socket and severed nerves. The pain was debilitating at times and if anyone dared to test his patience when it was particularly bad, he would snap at them like a cornered animal, no matter who it was. 

Raising his head, he noticed the hearth was still going strong, multiple candles still lit in the solar, despite it being late at night. The now familiar crop of auburn hair was peeking from behind the couch— his wife was usually never up this late. 

“Why are you still awake, wife?” he asked as he took off his gloves, clenching and unclenching his fists. 

“… reading. I was waiting for you.” you murmured in your usual hushed tone, the sound of your book closing was louder than your voice. 

“I told you not to do that. It’s unnecessary.” he grunted in response, undoing the latches of his leather doublet. 

“I-I don’t mind it… I just sleep a bit easier…” you continued, no doubt twiddling the end of your braid between your fingers— an anxious habit.

“You need proper rest. I won’t have my wife looking like a sleepless, sloven mess,” Aemond chastised, discarding his shirt. “Now, what are you reading?” he was becoming increasingly irritated with you, feeling as if he had to force you to take care of yourself and unlatch you like a leech from him. When you looked upon him with your wide eyes filled with uncertainty and fear, he felt the overwhelming urge to wrap his fingers around your throat and squeeze until you passed out or mayhaps went limp, like a doll.

“Oh,” you slid the book towards him on the side table, it was a book on the history of Old Valyria and its language, usually used for children to begin speaking it. “Nyke j-jaelagon… naejot ēdrugon… va ao.” I wish to sleep next to you. 

Aemond’s brow furrowed. “What use do you have to learn High Valyrian, wife? Issa dōna ābrazȳrys mijegon nykeā notion isse zȳhon bartos, wanting naejot gūrēñagon mirros ziry daor.” My sweet wife without a thought in her head, wanting to learn something she cannot. 

You reached for the book, your comprehension not skilled enough yet to pull what Aemond was saying to you. Before you could grab it, he slammed his hand down on the book, effectively snatching it from your grasp. You pouted her bottom lip. “I want to learn… mayhaps it might bring us closer together.” 

Aemond scoffed, the sound sending a sting of pain right into the core of your chest. “We are as close as we need to be, little one. We are married in the eyes of Gods and men and we fulfill our marital duty by trying to produce heirs, hm?” He placed the book back on the shelf. “This nonsense of wanting to be closer is moot. I won’t hear of it anymore.” 

A glaze of sorrow flashed through your eyes before you got up from the couch, tightening the housecoat around your shoulders. 

“Come to bed,” he said, moreso as a command than a suggestion. “I know you are cold, ābrazȳrys.” Wife. 

You made a small noise of discernment, crawling into bed after him. 

He looped his arms around you, pressing you to his bare chest. He radiated heat like a furnace and was quick to warm you up– you were always so cold, he noted. He surely hoped that your children together would inherit his fiery blood and not the weak-willed, uninsulated Andal blood you possessed.

Aemond bounced from being indifferent to you, paying you no more mind than a maid or a whore, to needing you, every part of you. He didn’t see you as a person, moreso an extension of himself, latched onto his body until he consumed you entirely, your bones fusing together as one. To him, you were a doll or plaything to entertain him, testing the mettle of your will, to see if you were of poor craftsmanship and would break. He had always broken his toys as a child.

You could tell by the rhythm of his breathing, he wasn’t going to sleep just yet– you’d become very attuned to his moods, his small intakes of air against your neck causing your skin to prickle into goosebumps. His lips ghosted over your throat, one of his arms coming up to wrap near the base of your windpipe, not yet applying pressure, but the threat was there. 

No, it wasn’t so much as a threat than it was a promise– he quite liked applying pressure to your airways when you coupled, his lone violet eye centered intently on yours as they went from wide to half-lidded, soft whimpers of pleading to stop, sometimes for more, more. He relished in holding your very life in his hands and you let him. 

“Mayhaps I should get you a collar, wife,” he hummed, his voice husky and deep, reverberating deep within your chest as your heart pounded. “But I think you like my hands much better, don’t you?” 

“Y-yes,” you breathed, the small swallowing bob of your throat felt against the palm of his hand, causing him to grin. “... I fancy them– on my tender neck… between my legs…” you responded, feeling slightly bold at the notion you put forth. The heat of his body permeated your skin, warming your core into an ever familiar feeling.

Aemond all but growled at your comment, positioning the both of you to where you were laying with your back upon him, as if you were lazing upon him like a chair. “Feeling courageous tonight, are we? No matter, my dear, you will break all the same,” his mouth pressed to the shell of your ear, teeth nipping at your lobe. “Like every night before, and every night to come– your life is in my hands,” he enunciated this with a squeeze to your neck, eliciting a small mewl from you. “Is it not? Say it.”

“M-my life– belongs to you, husband,” you managed to squeak out.

“Not husband, not now. You know the rules.”

“M-my king, your grace,” you rephrased quickly.

He clicked his tongue in slight admonishment. “A bit slow on the take tonight, little one,” Aemond muttered, slotting his leg between yours and kicking your thighs apart. “Keep them open.” his voice was dripping with something between venom and sticky sweet honey. He felt akin to a God every time he was in the sky, every time he sat the throne with the crown on his head, and every time he rested his hand on your pretty little throat as he sheathed himself to the hilt inside of you so easily, so free of resistance. “So slick for me, just from the smallest of chokes– fucking whore.” he hissed, starting a slow, deliberate pace as his hips met against your bottom. The pair of you were like two threads, intertwined with his legs pretzeling around yours, keeping you spread open. 

Your breath hitched in your throat as he continued to bully that sensitive, spongy spot within you– but you craved so much more, feeling waves of heat emanate from your sensitive bud as it screamed at your brain, begging to be touched. You made the critical error, thinking your husband was too focused on his own pleasure to notice you going for your own, as your hand slowly descended between your legs, rubbing small circles upon your pearl.

How wrong you were.

His arm came up further, his bicep pressing to the bottom of your chin, his free palm slapping your hand away from yourself. “Are you truly fucking stupid tonight, wife?” he spat, stilling his thrusts. “When did I say you could touch yourself? Have I fucked you stupid already?” Aemond huffed in frustration. “My poor, dumb wife– you cannot do anything right, can you?” he slid you off of him, then flipped over to loom atop you, taking both of your hands within one of his, his large hand encapsulating your wrists with ease, trapping them above your head. 

You sniffed, tears welling at your lash line, threatening to spill– not just from his downright mean admonishments, but from your stolen gluttony, your pleasure stolen so close to the precipice. “‘M sorry, your grace,” you cried, “Forgive me.”

“You’re lucky you have such a sweet cunt,” Aemond mused, his immodest and downright sinful language going straight to your core as he nestled inside of you once more, menacing atop you like a darkening cloud. “I forgive you– and will even pleasure you. That’s what you want, isn’t it? To come?”

You nodded fervently, your lamenting tears spilling over and running down your cheeks.

“I’m feeling quite generous, then– I’ll let you. If you beg me.”

“P-please–” you blubbered, “Please let me come, my king.”

A sickly smirk came over his face once more as he pushed forward again, not bothering with the slow and meticulous pace he had before. His hips slammed into yours as he surged into you, as if you were nothing more than a cocksleeve for his pleasure. And yet, and yet– his hand didn’t move to the apex of your legs, chasing his own high before he would give into yours.

“Aemond, please, please– please touch me, f-fuck, your grace– my k-king, please!” you were all but wailing now, half in ecstasy and half in pure beseechment, pleading for just some semblance of the lecherous, stimulating and lewd sensation that only he could give you.

He took mercy on you, the pad of his thumb zeroing in on your leaking folds, giving your clit a cheeky pinch. It was a delightful pain– that was what being with Aemond was, what it came down to. Every waking moment with him was thrilling, sublime, agonizing, unending torture– and you fucking loved it. 

Your mouth hung open, you were sobbing freely now, your lips quirked into a euphoric and maddened smile. “Thank you, tha-nk you, t-thank you, I love you, I love you,” you gasped, your lungs ballooning with air as you begged him further, “P-please, around my neck–” 

Something animalistic came out of Aemond at your request, his hand draping around your throat like a necklace. “My sweet, dumb wife– you don’t know what to do unless I tell you, unless I let you, unless I guide you to your release, hm?” he prostrated each word with a deep thrust. The combination of his ministrations on your bundle of nerves, the head of his cock callously beating into your sweet spot, and the squeeze of his hand around your neck– it was enough. 

With a garbled string of words, prayers, denotes of love, pronouncements of his prowess, his titles, his name– the coil inside of you snapped, lighting every nerve you had in your body on fire. You saw stars as your climax wracked through you like a tempest, the absolute vice grip of your core sending Aemond into his own completion, his seed painting your walls and then some.

In your fucked-out delirium, you thought you might’ve heard him say something– you didn’t decipher it until later when you were half asleep, his softened member still lodged inside of you somehow as he curled you into his chest.

“My love, my wife– I love you.”

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

AWW MY LOVELY ARIII 💞 i’m incredibly sorry that this was so late, i had the fattest nap ever known to both man AND womankind (13 whole hours is WILD 🤯). whelp ig it’s just my sleep debt catching up on me :((( but tysm for checking up on me bby! i rly hope uve had a good day today. don’t forget to eat well, drink water nd get those full 8 hours of well deserved sleep!!

ahhh work was sm chiller than i expected yesterday. i work part time at mecca (australian equivalent for sephora) and there was not a single 12 year old sephora kid in sight! phewww 😮‍💨 i remember once, majority of my shift was spent cleaning the glow recipe aisle bc some 10 year old thought it was a good idea to spill the samples everywhere 😭 that was not fun hsjsjs

AND OMFG TOJI W SUNNIES 😻😻 the things i wld do to see toji in summer istg. ig i just have a thing for dilfs atp 🤷‍♀️ hahaha i doubt i cld fix him tho but iss okk 🥲 ALSO ALSO YOU AND SUGU WLD WORK SO WELL TOGETHER HSHSHSH. relationship goals right there!

uni bf sugu wld definitely have a tattoo or two asw as some piercings. no bc why do i feel like a helix piercing wld suit him SO WELL THO. like i genuinely believe sugu’s jewellery game wld be unbeatable. like i can see his piercings and all that (cs i picture him with more than one piercing iykwim) lookinf so aesthetically pleasing and HAJSJSJK. also the turtle necks are SO REALL. like he would 100% wear glasses whilst he’s in his dorms or maybe during campus asw. ++ i feel like he wld suit those reading glasses so well but he’d be the type to wear it occasionally and i can just imagine like most of his classmates like ‘wait you wear glasses!? 😮’ rahh we were robbed of a uni geto fs :(

also i saw how ur a lit major and can i just say that’s like the coolest thing ever what?? hsjsjsj lit majors seem so so cool omg. oddly specific question but dy guys have like a certain amount of time you spend reading a certain book?? if so, how long is it usually? ahh i’m sorry if that was a stupid question 😭 i read INCREDIBLY slow but i wanna get back into it yk. my reading slump’s been going on for far too long but idk which book to read to help me get out of said reading slump hshshsh. i’m still in awe that ur a lit major tho 🥹 like i hold utmost respect for all lit major students. i shldve guessed that u majored in lit/smth remotely to do with creative writing bcs your sugu drabble was written so BEAUTIFULLY AHHH. okok my words probably don’t do it any justice but it was just written so well to the point it was mind blowing yk? ahh i wish my brain worked like urs!! i 100% see sugu as that caring and doting bf who’d just be hyper aware of everything about you down to the smallest things ever. he’s just so sweet and so loveable istg 🥰🥰 i think about cult leader geto at least once everyday (roman empire much!) but i literally cannot emphasise how much i loved ur geto drabble omfg. the yearning was just 🤌🤌🤌 especially during that scene where mc brought up how sugu must’ve loved his bsf a lot, the change in his mannerisms were so subtle yet it was so evoking at the same time. like sure it was subtle, but it was enough for mc to k that she had hit a sore spot. also i just thought it was perfect in symbolising the strong bond sugu had w toru. like the mere mention of toru wld cause sugu to have like sm nostalgic memories rush back to him. HAKSJSJ thank u sm for gracing us w your drabble bby. im not even exaggerating when i say that it genuinely pulled my heartstrings HARD. hshshsh it was such an enjoyable read!

btw to answer ur question earlier, i’m currently pursuing my bachelor of biomedicine with a major in integrated dental sciences. i’m a stem girly thru and thru. idk australia has this funky thing where we specialise in our degrees almost instantly (i’m not too sure if it’s the same for other countries).

++ i was scrolling on pinterest earlier and i came across this

HELLO WHY CAN I LOWK PICTURE SUGU JUST MUNCHING ON HIS BAGUETTES IDK 😭 emily in paris who? i only know suguru geto in paris 😌

tysm for taking the time to read all this ari 💗 i appreciate you so so much. hope you’ve had a good day/night so far! mwah ilyyy <333

UKI MY DEAREST <3333 no need to apologize pls!! i’m so happy that you got a bunch of rest!!!!! :33 AND I’M SO GLAD WORK WAS CHILL TOO gosh the glow recipe thing…. 😭😭 u have my condolences. i’m proud of you for working so hard!! pls pat yourself on the back since i can’t 🫂🫂

DILF LOVERS UNITE BTW i’m soooo weak for toji…….. for all the jjk dilfs actually……… they’re just so good. toji w sunnies is gonna rot in my brain atp he would look so perfect 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ur brain is so big uki. AND EVERYTHING ABT COLLEGE BF SUGU PLS HAVE MERCY ON MY HEARTTTTT he makes me feel ill………… THE HELIX PIERCINGGGG YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!! and him wearing glasses in his dorm….. i would simply Explode he’s sooooo bf it’s crazy :(((((

AAA AND YOU’RE A BIO MAJOR THAT’S SO COOL WHAT????? dental care too!!!!!! stem girlies have my heart and respect always always always 🙏🙏🙏 in my brain the stem girlies and liberal arts majors r holding hands :33 we respect u sm yknow!!! as for your question……. honestly i don’t rlly keep track of how long it takes me to read a certain book 😭😭 i think i usually work under the assumption that i read like. one page per minute?? ish??? but that also totally depends on the format…. so i can’t rlly give u a sure answer :’3 BUTTT pls never be discouraged to read a book just bc u read slow!! that’s normal!!!! reading becomes so much more enjoyable when you find a book that you enjoy and have fun reading, and at the point the time won’t matter bc you’ll be done before you know it!! aaa i’d love to give you some recs but i’d have to know more abt your taste 😭 a book i read recently that wasn’t toooo long + was written beautifully + made me cry LMAO is ”the travelling cat chronicles” by hiro arikawa!! if you like cats it’s def for you :33 usually when i find books to read i check a summary and some quotes just to get a feel for it, so that’s a good idea if you wanna find one that suits your taste!!

……. i hope that’s at least . a little bit helpful PHDKDBF i’m sorry uki 😭😭 i’m probably the least competent lit major when it comes to giving advice on reading BUT i’m cheering you on!!!! literature is sooooo genuinely wonderful when you aren’t being forced to read a book you don’t like for school lmao. and if you want recs my dms and inbox r always open for u!!! don’t hesitate to ask <333

aaaaaaaa but uki 🥺🥺🥺🥺 pls i cried you are SO unbelievably sweet ….. ur tags on the geto drabble made me feel so warm!!!!! and i’m just so giddy that u liked it!!!!! all ur words r so kind pls T—T i also love and adore cult leader geto…. i genuinely think he would be so soft and doting and sickeningly devoted to his beloved. he just loves them so much his heart completely overflows :(( our nostalgic sappy wife……….. he means the world to me

AND PLSSSS THE SUGU PIC 😭😭😭 he’s so sillyyyyyyy i love him sm <333 ty for that cute little treat hehe, i hope your day/night is going super well too!!! and tysm for taking the time to write this out, i love chatting w you <333 here are some other silly gojo images in return >:3 … the resemblance is uncanny i fear . our kitty cat of all time !!!

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KHDR Reactions

Episode 8: The Seven Lights and Thirteen Darknesses

2 Years Later

I don’t even fucking remember when this is. I think Xehanort and Eraqus are Masters by now��

They still play chess 😭

“It made me realize one lifetime is too short” NO. YOU STOP THAT.

“Twelve, no. Thirtheen” I can’t fucking do this.

I loooove the curtains slightly swaying

The Seven Lights and Thirteen Darknesses

“What we’ve lost is immeasurable.” yeah… you lost what– 12 out of 14 students… maybe you’re not a good teacher, Odin…

Are they saying Baldr turned into a heartless??

“Even knowing what he’s done?” what has he done???? I feel like I fucking missed something. Oh he just gave into darkness.

Vidar and the lesbians…

Eraqus blowing up on Vidar 🫢🫢🫢

Eraqus “Xehanort, you’d said you’d help!” bitch I dont remember that!

Damn these little bitches are tough LOL

^ okay this made me CACKLEEEE. He looks like a teenager’s edgy version of themselves alsdkjfasdf. It’s the smirrrk

^WTF was going on with Xehanort??? That’s so weird how he reacts to darkness…

^WTFF????? WHAT ISS THISSS LMAAOOO. bitch is on his 2nd week in animal crossing

Ngl that shadow growing behind baldr is kinda scary asdlfkjasdf

“I’m the one who got rid of her” jesus christ lkajsdf

Is this why we didn’t see bragi and urd die on screen…

Thank GOD the older students saved Vor

VIDAR VALA VALI NOOOOOOOOO

VOOORRRRRRRR

She was JUST a little girrrlll 😭

“The key to summoning kingdom hearts: 13 lights must be given to the shadows” bitch since when…. He better be mistaken or something lol

This little silver bitch really said “what if I try to be a major villain in like… less than a day’s worth of gameplay?” filler villain

Man I really do not remember who’s who…

It’s interesting that Baldr can turn in and out of a heartless….. Kinda ruins the impact of KH1 but… sshhhh LOL

Me immediately after the Baldr boss fight “KILL HIMMMM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW NOW NOW”

Baldr “we stand by a light that casts shadows. You with eraqus, and me with my sister. And when we when that light disappears, we lose our purpose and are swallowed by the void” okay well gay

Baldr saying “I am the ___, I am the ____, I am the shadow that lurks in the recess of your heart” made me want to sing This is Halloween lyrics lkjasdlfkjasdf “I am the wind blowing through your hair” shit ass asdlkfjsadf

The darkness “I was born from all of your darknesses” ruh roh…

^ Wtf??? Is Hoder in Xehanort’s heart?? Wtf is goin’ on???

This is SUCH a pretty effect on Hoder. I could look at these sparkles forever

OOHHHHH this is the scene we skipped over when Hoder was like “Xehanort, I need a favor” smort thinkin’ girl

^ ASDFLKJASDF the fuckin fakeout with the Keyblades, like a western with pistols LOL

^ CHAINS! ODIN! Wrangling Baldr like a fucking horse “WE GOT OURSELVES A LIVE ONE BOYS”

Okay the way Xehanort just walked up to him and slashed…. That was pretty badass imo LOL

I just realized through all of this I still don’t know why Xehanort is bald…. Is it the corridors?? If it’s the fucking corridors like– I guess I already assumed that for so long but only doubted it when Nomura started hinting to it so fucking much LOL.

1 month later

Ugh damn the graveyards…. Even when there’s no bodies…

I don’t know why, but I like how this game, even with this scene, takes particular focus on Vor. I feel like Vor is such an unusual character, or at least, her type of bouncy cutsie girl character is always pushed to the side in KH, so it’s nice that someone like her finally got some focus and development.

Eraqus showing up with flowers too 😭

Eraqus “You’ve been cooped up in your room since… everything” god… they really did make Xehanort so relatable to me…

Eraqus “I hardly recognize Odin now. Just a glum old man, these days” 😭😭

Eraqus “Life should be fun, right?” Xehanort “Says the person weeping loudly in his room, night after night” NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

Xehanort “How on earth did you hear that” LKAJSDFLKJ

MoM (Luxu I guess!) “Guess it wasn’t him after all” the singularity??? Who the fuck is??

Bragi “I’d like to keep this body a little longer” son of a fucking bitch LOL people’s lucky guesses about Bragi JUST based on the name were right… kudos to them lmao

^ THE WAY HE FLINGS BALDR’S KEYBLADE, YOU BETTER WORK KINGGGGG. HE'S STILL GOT IT!!!!

Luxu “tough luck, no chosen one yet” well make up your fucking mind, Luxu, cause in KH3 you say he is!!

Idk why seeing Bragi in the coat made me laugh but it did. Also I can’t believe KH did the “no body, no death” trope…

After Credits

FINAAAALLLLYYYY TODDLER NORT!!!! 9 YEARS AGO, LETS GO

Look at him fall in his lappp 😭😭😭

“Great Great grandfather” so he is a descendant

HE HOLDS HIS HANNDSS 😭😭😭

“Will I get to see my mom again too?” the lady WAS his mom

Okay wait I’m confused hold on. So all the union leaders were listed in this scene. So, I think what happened, if I’m understanding correctly, was a psych out. Player did not join XEHANORT’s heart, but rather joined–I assume– Missing Link Player’s heart, who grows up to be Xehanort’s caretaker. And because it’s still our heart, Xehanort was able to pick up on that because he’s an empath now apparently.

TFW when you could have become the child of destiny but a boy who lost his sister had to fucking bananas on you instead, so now it’s a boy with a pet duck and dog.

Awww Xehanort IS descended from Ephemer

XEHANORT DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING NOTICE WHEN HE DIED????

Well it’s over. I guesss..... Okay. I'll just write my initial thoughts here.

INITIAL THOUGHTS

Overall: VERY funny to me, I laughed a LOT. I loved all the students. I think it was... an interesting choice to have the final villain be a brand new character, but hey at least DR's contained in that sense. I'm glad it finally clicked with me personally that Hade's underworld indeed connects across the entire world. People said to me "well duh mel, remember Auron?" but I just figured he died there since other FF characters go to the Coliseum. I... will need to digest the whole darkness thing, just because I THOUGHT I had it ironed out, but they talked about it over and over that I got tripped up and lost again LOL. LOVE baby nort. LOVE baby nort. How can such a little guy become the creepy man who freezes Terra and holds Ventus by the skull? incredible.

And strangely enough I really love that it, ever so briefly, addressed Xehanort, Eraqus and Odin's survivor's guilt. KH can imply trauma, but at the same time to remain light hearted, it doesn't always go all the way. It didn't go all the way here either, but further than I expected.

I enjoyed this game, and I'm glad I played it myself. Took me literally 24 hours to beat it, I played it all day, but I did it! 💪💪

[aclosetfan]

Honestly I’m just hoping it sticks around long enough for the original designs to replace the cruddy 2016 ones. They’re so ugly my heart hurts every time I see them plastered everywhere😭 don’t even get me started on B*iss though lol I’m sorry everything about her character was just mm to me and was one of the reasons I never even bothered to watch the show. Will say though I am a bit nervous about the writing. Idk it’s silly but I’m just hoping the girls get done justice and maybe we get a buttercup centered episode that doesn’t involve her getting beaten up or kicked out of town

true lol i would like to see the 2016 designs fall to the wayside. Everything was too round and was definitely a major departure from the angular way characters/sets in the og show were designed. I think the reboot was trying to monopolize on shows of that time, like steven universe, gumball, and yada yada because the fun simpler shapes are easy for kids to draw/mimick. But with the ppg, it was so jarringly weird!

Tbh I think Bliss should be brought back! Or like some variation of her. A black Powerpuff girl--like truly drawn to be black, not what the 2016 reboot did--would be great representation! Hmm, maybe like make Bliss not a mutated and abandoned creation, but like, combine her with Robin, so she's still a part of the team without the bad plotline?? Idk! I don't think they'll actually bring her back tho b/c she wasn't Craig's character, but hopefully, you get what I'm saying!

Actually, I think it would be really really really cool if Craig and his team make the main three girls diverse! Idk maybe what he did with the girls' cameo appearance in Kid Cosmic could make a comeback! It would be a good statement for the show to make--perfect little girls aren't only white. Don't be mistaken though, I feel like that's the bare minimum the show could do. I definitely want to see more than just changing up the girls' races.

Also, I understand what you're saying. I also worry about the writing, but these are Craig's characters, so I have faith he knows where he wants to take them, even if it conflicts with what I want!! And I bet we'll get some great Buttercup episodes :)) <3

[tracybirds]

Lolol it's an old annoyance of mine 😂 and a bit of a running joke at times bc it's my go to answer about what annoys me.... (don't mind me I'm now going to ramble about the numbers and my reasoning)

To put it in perspective: geostationary orbit (22500 miles) is 36000km compared to the radius of the Earth at ~6000km. If you were at the position they describe, the Earth should take up approx 20⁰ in the sky (compare to the Moon being 0.5⁰). But even if you put up fake horizons, that'll still cover 180⁰!! The Earth should be able to be approx the size of two fists held out at arms length from said described orbit but it's not it's obviously huuuuuuge and takes up nearly all of the field of vision (and is clearly inspired by the photos shared by the ISS which hangs out around 400km above the surface of the Earth). Not to mention the elevator 😭 even if you had nanotechnology, a 5mm thick cable 36,000km long would have a mass of nearly 1000 tonnes 😱😱 400km up would only be 10 tonnes which is still massive, but much more reasonable fuelwise 😄 of course, Brains could engineer some special cable tech lol but that's a crazy amount of raw material and would take sooooooo much energy to do anything halfway useful. AND the only way to have the position work for an elevator is if Tracy Island is bang on the equator - otherwise it would be physically impossible for TB5 to hover over Tracy Island non stop unless they a) wasted a crazy amount of fuel, and b) had to constantly dodge the other bits and bobs up there! TB5 does have the capability to move, we've seen that, but phew what a waste...

BUT for TOS it actually makes WAY more sense that TB5 is in geostationary orbit! It's primarily that main communication station hooked up to a network of communication satellites and in those circumstances you want a very stable orbit and to be far above the majority of space traffic to a) stay secret, and b) keep out of the way, and c) be able to respond to problems in orbit as needed, and this way you'd be able to monitor virtually all of them. Plus with no space elevator and using TB3 to transfer, you don't have to worry about any of that so it can be anywhere you like, especially with a rocket that can get to the Sun inside of a week lmaoo (also hilariously fast but we won't dwell)

So in summary:

TAG - NOOOOO OH MY GOOOOSH THIS IS RIDIC 💀

TOS - oh, yeah, actually pretty reasonable, the Earth looks a little close but artistic licence 💕

Final fun space fact involving distance:

Our closest neighbour, The Moon is far away enough that you could line all the other planets between us and the moon and still have space to spare 😭 Space is BIG big!!! And it forever blows my mind 💕💕💕💕

Number 13 TAG for the ask game?

Unlucky for some, here's a clover 🍀

💕💕💕😄 ahhh thank you!!

13. What is something annoying / out of character that your fave has done in canon?

Okay my memory happily covers over most things so obligatory "what the hell John, look out the bloody window and stop saying you're 22,500 miles away from Earth YOU'RE LIKE 500KM AWAY MAX"

[aetherkidatheart]

OFFICIALLY UP TO EPISODE 318‼️

IPKKND

As I have been watching IPKKND, I’ve been ripping the shows from Hotstar themselves at 720x404 (minus the first few, I think they were 480p) which is the best I’ve seen them online. 

I’ve uploaded episodes 1 to 238 (including the missing 166) so you’re all welcome to download whatever episodes you like and watch. (note- there are no subtitles)

I will be uploading the rest too, but since mega.nz only allow 50gb free an account, it’ll be on another one and I’ll update this.

IPKKND EPISODES 1-238

IPKKND EPISODES 239-? (constantly will update until finished)