#bustin' melons

[moonrevolutions]

'hey. i'm moving in. for at least a couple of days. or weeks. or months... is that cool? i'm, like, so over my family's bullshit. they're just so fucking fucked!'

bearing two bottles of wine, chips ahoy and trailing a tiny, battered, pink suitcase in her wake (the remaining diamantes on it just about spell STAR), she stands in virote's doorway, mascara trails upon her face. looking very much like the lost little girl she is and may always be, at heart

'i brought snacks. and wine. that's not his name, obvs. virote, meet my new baby- tito!'

oh, and she also happens to be carrying an impossibly small chihuahua in a sweater within the tote that's slung over her shoulder, emblazoned with NASTY in baby pink. / a random trace for v JHDSFSDF

°✩₊˚.⋆ @rcckstars bustin' in...!

Thunder shook the entire condo as he stood in the kitchen, knife working through herbs, vegetables, and whatever else. He felt calm, he felt restless—he really had no idea what he was feeling, considering the weather was pretty erratic for Los Santos, with a cold snap and inevitable flash flooding on the outskirts from the pouring rain—while he focused on cobbling together a meal that made sense. Winter melon soup. Dumplings. Rice, maybe. Or, vermicelli. Something. Anything. At least it was quiet.

Then, came Tracey. Absolutely fuming ( over some bullshit, probably. )

But, hey, she brought a dog! And, his name was Tito ( he would kill for this little ass dog )! Virote immediately made a beeline to one of the lower cabinets for a couple of metal bowls for him, feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket. That was probably Michael calling.

❝Okay,❞ he said, almost flatly. Not out of disinterest… But, this has happened at least twenty times before. It would happen again. ❝I'll, uh…❞ Have to call Michael and cancel that date. ❝You hungry? I'm making dinner. Get Tito some food from the pantry by the bathroom and make yourself comfy. Tell me what happened.❞

The phone in his pocket buzzed again. Michael, please give it a rest.

[thuganomxcs]

“Eh, it’s not bad. If anythin’ I got the time t’ look forward t’ you showin’ up.” He gives her a wink and smiles, quite pleased that she loved what he had served her, granted growing rather worried about this job of hers which was probably another wednesday night for her..it still didn’t sit right with letting someone go out to fight these things on their own. “I was thinkin’ how about I come with ya on this little demon-bustin’ job of yours for the night. Not that I don’t trust ya, believe me I know you’re more than just a pretty face and melons but t’night feels..eerie.”

"It sure is, Yusuke-san! I'm so glad I caught you before you left, I know it must be really late for you but I couldn't help but to get a bite to eat before I keep on my patrol." At the sight of the plate of chicken curry, her heart flattered and eyes sparkled at its glorious appearance and aroma. "Aaa... I've been waiting for this for so long today!" Eagerly, Mitsuri reached for a spoon and began to dig into the plate, enjoying her first bite of the warm and savory dish. "Mmm!~ Delicious as usual! I hope business has been well for you lately?"

[wolfie-forza]

Melon Miata

[knybits]

Hey! so glad to see your request box open! Thank you, I enjoy your blog very much. it's my first time requesting here and it makes me happy! Could you please write a funny scenario about Tanjirou spending a hot summer day with so? And maybe with others from komaboko team if you please. Let's say, somebody brings a watermelon, they are about to cut it, but smth goes wrong and Tanjirou ends up slamming it with his forehead..I guess you know what will be with poor watermelon ;) have a nice day :)

CRACKHEAD TIME CRACKHEAD TIME this was a lot of fun to write aAHHHH but i hope its funny enough for you ;-; 

Tanjirou x s/o bustin some watermelons lmao 

“Do it. I dare you.” 

“Eh? I can’t just-” 

“I double dog dare you. How bou that.” 

Tanjirou looks at you with a troubled expression and you stand facing him, watermelon in your hands and a deadpan expression to show that you’re completely and utterly serious. 

“Break the watermelon with your forehead-” 

“I literally won’t eat a watermelon that came from Tanpako’s head.” 

You glare at Inosuke, two seconds away from yeeting the melon at his stupid boar head and yelling that nobody even fucking asked. Things get heated when Iosuke draws his katanas on you, and Zenitsu has to hold him back with tears and snot running down his face. 

“WELL IT’S EITHER TANJIROU BREAKS IT WITH HIS FOREHEAD OR BETWEEN HIS THIGHS, OKAY?!” 

“TANJIROU GET YOUR PARTNER UNDER CONTROL!! WHY CAN’T WE JUST CUT IT?!” 

Tanjirou sighs, taking the watermelon from your hands, “Look, (Y/n), if that’s my only other option then I guess I have no choice but to use my forehead-” 

“THAT’S NOT YOUR ONLY OTHER OPTION YOU DUNCE!!! DON’T LISTEN TO THEM!” 

You stick your tongue out at Zenitsu, and he releases Inosuke to go feral on your ass. 

So now you’re screaming through the hallways, busting down random doors and scaring Aoi half to death before hiding behind the three little girls. They scream too when Inosuke starts swinging his katanas at you four, but Kanao steps in with sweat pouring down her face and her cheeks puffed out. 

“...No.” 

“Kanao…. Marry me…” You crawl on your knees, grasping the hems of her haori before she shakes her head. 

“Tanjirou,” she points outside, “You marry Tanjirou.” 

“But he won’t even break it with his thighs- I mean his forehead!” 

Lo and behold, your significant other walks into the room, looks at you with a blank expression, then smacks the watermelon across his forehead. 

The watermelon splatters everywhere, his big brain energy too strong for it to handle, and those with their mouths open are blessed with chunks of watermelon. 

“Oh shit, it’s a mess now.” 

“Are you happy now, (Y/n)?” 

“But your thighs-” 

“WHY IS THIS ROOM A MESS?!” 

For some reason, Aoi decides to make Zenitsu clean the room, and everyone watches him work as you all eat broken chunks of watermelon. 

[starglewcrossing]

Is it bad that now I go into a new farm calculating from the very beginning? Here’s some examples of how I start a fresh farm:

• crafting a separate chest for saving items for the community center

• bustin butt to get gold star quality for the first 3 seasons (parsnips, melons, corn) -melons and corn being the same season makes the gold quality even easier and without using quality fertilizer

• grinding in the mines to upgrade to the golden axe before summer (to gain access to the secret forest to get a fiddlehead fern for the bulletin board)

• checking the traveling merchant every time they’re in town for community center items that you usually get late game or tough fish to catch (night fishing I mean who has the time?? Truffles and rabbits feet ect)

• fishing at the bubbles every time I see it for the whole cycle (aka a whole day and energy bar wasted if I catch it at the beginning)

• being careful not to cut the grass until I have a silo (also if you’re a cheapskate in the beginning like me and don’t wanna spend money on more silos right away you can pull all the hay out of the dispensers in the first 2 coop or barn upgrades and just store it for later in a chest and keep collecting more hay)

• even hanging on to quest items I know I’ll eventually get (like the melon for Demitrius, pumpkin for Caroline, hot pepper for George, rainbow shell for Mr Qi ect)

• trying to befriend Marnie as quickly as possible so she lets me buy her auto grab lol

I could keep going but there’s just so much to do all the time!!! On my latest farm since the new update i played for 2 hours and was only on day 9 of spring

[bestsupplementssavignano-blog]

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[youngboost-blog]

1 lord please bless my momma fuck the drama she always had my back 2 even when i didnt deserve respect she still never crossed the line 3 im so sorry about my acts all the damage done was bad so much money i didn't understand 4 just wanna be laid up with playboy bunnies 5 stack of hundreds in my pocket plenty 1s for the stripper ass 6 she bustin with her melons think she got some double E i think she got bad back 7 imma send her to my dad cuz hes a good chiropract 8 so much cash in one stack can't even fold in half without a rubberband 9 just sold my other rolly made a good investment thats just what my teller told me 10 when you going up gettin money everybody wanna be your homie 11 rats just fiending for the cheese the snakes just testing patience and it get more shady by the minute

[realmikroscopic-blog]

names

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[amandla-awethu]

Bustin' Melons-Under the Influence 

[wolfie-forza]

Bustin’ Melons