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thinking about how i extroverted too much yesterday and I am in agony
#why am i like this#my pride is not bruised its fucking decapitated#help me#why did i do that#bury me omg#cringing at myself#nooooooooooo#screaming internally#crying#laughing crying dying#embarrassment
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Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.
And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.
They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.
(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)
And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.
So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.
And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"
But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.
And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.
Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.
But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.
Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.
"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.
"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?
Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.
Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.
The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.
(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)
#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#soapghost#ghostsoap#roachsoap#ghostroach#ghostsoaproach#accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au#this is not organised at all bc my head has been hurting for days and i feel like i'm dying (i'm being overly dramatic don't worry)#this came to me when i was watching megamind don't ask me why#anyway i can't even read that again bc the words make no sense to me when my head hurts so sorry if it actually makes no sense for real lol#omg imagine ghost being interrogated bc someone reported him for sleeping with soap and he goes 'do i sleep with my sergeant?#yes i do but i don't only sleep with one of my sergeants i actually sleep with two of them; one having been dead for 4 years'#and they go 'dead as in... pronounced dead but actually alive?' 'no no dead as in actually dead as in buried; dead dead'#'so you *were* sleeping with him in the past?' 'no i am currently sleeping with him. with both of them.'#and then price has to gaslight sooo hard to make it all right they're literally taking years off his lifespan#and when he complains they giggle at him saying that it's alright bc soap will bring him back anyway if he dies for their sins
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something to be said about how kristoph's only known mentee is a loud young man who dresses flashily, is particular about music and so passionate about the truth that he forgets to take people's feelings into account sometimes and follows the thread of logic even when it's disadvantageous to his case or people he cares about/admires. and who also does vocal training. like. just admit you miss your brother and go visit him. freak.
#to be clear this post is mostly a joke but i am serious about him being a freak and missing his brother.#sorry to all the pure evil kristoph enjoyers out there but i believe he loved his brother#kristoph gavin#klavier gavin#apollo justice#something so funny about the idea that kristoph looked at apollo & went 'omg... like klavier' in the same way that phoenix looked at ema#& went 'omg... just like maya fr' in rfta. the parallels are real to ME.#tangent but i feel like kristoph generally loves in the same way regardless of what type of love it is. i.e. buried beneath lots of self#justification about how it's not love and he's really tricking & using & manipulating them for his own means#17 y/o kristoph using his first pay check to buy klavier a guitar for christmas like 'yes... i will get him this instrument that is clearly#more COMMON & INFERIOR to my violin so he wont EMBARRASS me by being uncultured & not knowing anything about music... but he will ALWAYS#know he can't compare to me...'#vs 9 y/o klavier opening his present & being like 'wow! my older brother is so generous & cool <3 i love him so much <33#they're so funny to me actually
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i just saw someone call ffxiii overrated like? what?? it's literally one of the most hated games in the franchise wym "overrated" 😭
#they've gotta be butthurt it got 3 games#also saw someone whine about how it shouldn't get a remaster bc ''other ff games deserve a chance'' and i was baffled#xiii and xi are the only mainline ff games that aren't on modern consoles what are you talking about!!!!!!!#i shouldn't be reading random men's comments on ffxiii omg it just makes me peeved lmao#final fantasy xiii#i gotta ramble real quick abt how we don't have a remaster yet actually#it bugs me when people act as if it's because ffxiii was some huge embarrassment for square and that they want to bury it#when it actually sold super well#and lightning became one of the most iconic protags in the whole franchise#not to mention that xiii got TWO SEQUELS that ALSO sold well#AND the combat system has influenced modern ff titles#square doesn't hate xiii omfg get real#but that does make it even more absurd that it doesn't have a remaster yet#some people think it doesn't need one since it still looks so damn good#but it's not really about that lol it's about accessibility and letting it reach a new audience (the pc port is too broken seriously)#something tells me it's because the crystal tools engine was so much of a pain to work with but idk they haven't really explained anything#either way it just annoys me when people claim xiii doesn't deserve a remaster bc ''no one likes it'' when that really isn't true#and calling it overrated is beyond insane
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extraordinary machine by Fiona Apple / I don't smoke by Mitski
#mitski#fiona apple#bury me at makeout creek#extraordinary machine#lyrics#fiona apple lyrics#mitski lyrics#lyric parallels#looking for mutuals#omg
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no thoughts head empty
only her
call me crazy but. i’d kill someone to get my hands on the 2012 marvel x reebok night sky mid shoes
i don’t CARE that they’re fucken tacky i NEED THEM
#ofc they made wolverine ones in this collab but. They’re worse#been wanting this pair for yearsssssss but on ebay they’re either never listed or not my size😔#the added fluff is so cute omg#love the slashed reebok logo tho that goes so hard#bury me in these#sabretooth#victor creed#xmen#marvel
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Tw: slut shaming, incel!Idia, him being gross, noncon, size kink kinda, afab but crossdressing, etc
Imagine just bullying Idia daily when you game with him, calling his penis small repeatedly, this man had enough of your daily shenanigans, but the more he sees you the more he notices just how small you are compared to him to be just a normal male.
Your body is just so..... Feminine. Your frame is small but your thighs thick? Now he just has to test for himself, he bets that you were a slut who only likes getting gangbanged by the Savanaclaw students.
Come on? A girl crossdressing in an all boys school? We all know this troupe. He bets you are all loose from all the fucking you did,( little did he know you were a virgin all along, what non virgin would hang out with him daily anyway?)
He decided to take action against your mockery and pins you on the floor while you were distracted with your game,
"Hey prefect, tell me, why would a man wear more clothes around their chest?"
"W-what?! Get off me you tiny penis bitch, even squidward's nose is bigger-"
Idia wasted no time to strip you off your clothing, he was right after all, you were a girl, all girls are the same after all, it's their fault that no one wants to fuck him, you are just yet another loose slut.
He zip ties your hands then begins licking your cunt, this taste is quite addictive, but why isn't it all wet an soppy like in hentai? He attempts to shove a finger in but his single finger is getting clamped like crazy, no way..... You were a virgin? But no aren't you a slut?
He continues to lick your clit while his large hands keep your legs open, he stares at you, you really are a girl huh? How did he never catch that? As he did what hentai taught him you slowly gushed on his face, no longer fighting back from being all brain mushy.
He almost cummed in his pants but it's okay, you were meant to be bred anyway like the bitch you are. As he inserted his long dick you started to cry.
"Its too big, it won't fit. Can we stop this already?"
"Where did this your snarky bitchy attitude go? What happened with calling me tiny? No no, you're staying right here, this is all your fault. You finish what you started."
When he filled you to the brim, he can notice the massive bulge of himself inside of you, tiny you say? You were regretting your words right there, you started to scream and squirm as he thrusted.
It burns, it stings, it hurts, its feels good...wait what? You began slurring your words, you went from screaming no to screaming more. He finished inside of you.
White was oozing out, he took pics for later purposes. From that incident onwards Idia started to take action against you. You were converting from a brat to a cutie pliant kitten.
You do what he asks you to, like wearing a collar with his name on it, and wearing the skirts with tights you oh so despise. Every time you wanted to act out, he always threatened to share pictures of you and hack into the whole campus's phone just to spread it, maybe next time you should have watched your words.
UUUWUAAAAA IZUNA, THIS IS DELICIOUS OTL OTL OTL OTL
(cw: yandere, nsfw, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, implied captivity, non-con, pregnancy mentions, incel idia, misogyny)
And he’ll make you sit on his lap and cockwarm him while he’s gaming. Maybe he’ll make you wear a ball gag so you won’t be too noisy when he’s on vc. If you’re good and you don’t cum, he might let you take off that cute, revealing outfit you can’t stand. Maybe he’ll let you wear his hoodie. It’ll be so oversized on you. He might just fuck you in it. :) he probably uses you as a reference for when he’s sketching. He’ll stuff you full of all kinds of sex toys just so he can improve his anatomy or certain poses. Or he’ll want to recreate scenes from his favorite hentai.
And if you can just stop complaining and take his cock like the good kitten you are, he’ll bring you birth control, all that stuff girls need for their monthly periods, and anything else you might want. But that’s only if you’re obedient. He’ll dangle all of these good things in front of you because with the click of a button he can have them ordered to his dorm, but he can take them away just as fast. All it takes is one bratty comment from you and he might not let you take any birth control. He never bothers to wear condoms either because doing it raw is so much better. Idia has plenty of money and resources to care for a child (not that he’s truly ready for parenthood, but you’d look cute with a round belly and he’s always wanted to try pregnancy sex…), and if it’s you he wouldn’t mind it. But maybe that’s just his dick talking. Logical Idia says there’s no way he’d be able to take on that sort of challenge, but Idia when he’s buried to the hilt inside of you and you’re digging your nails into his shoulders thinks there would be nothing better than knocking you up and waiting for your belly to swell and your tits to grow a size or two and begin leaking. :)
That’s really all you’re good for, isn’t it? You should’ve known what you were getting into when you found yourself stuck at an all-boys academy. That’s basically a hentai waiting to happen. You’re basically signing yourself up to be a communal cumdump. Idia feels lucky he got to you before anyone else did. There are so many eligible bachelors here… there’s no way he can compete with them, but now he has you and he doesn’t have to compete. You may be a little brat when you aren’t stuffed full of cock, but at least he sees the real you when you’re under him, completely at his mercy and always melting at the slightest touch. He’ll condition his kitten well until you know exactly what to say and do when he expects it.
#twisted chit chat#n/sfw#tw: noncon#tw: pregnancy#yandere twst#video-game-luvr#now please hear me out….. incel azul#gross slimy crusty musty maidenless horrible diabolical octopus#i need him to ruin me orz#WAIT BUT IMAGINE BEING ONE OF AZUL’S BULLIES#AND YOU MEET HIM AGAIN MANY YEARS LATER#AND HE HATES YOU SO SO MUCH#so naturally he has to ruin your life#and he crafts this grand complex scheme that inevitably ends with him knocking you up#you called him ugly and squishy yet it’s the same ugly and squishy octo-mer who’s filling you until you can’t speak coherently anymore :)#omg or (hear me out again orz) incel rollo#OH ALSO IDIA MAKING YOU WEAR ONE OF THE HOSPITAL GOWNS THAT THEY WEAR IN BOOK SIX#AND HE’S IN THE STYX UNIFORM AND….. (i am then dragged away and buried underground)
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Four kitties.
#i already said this but#bury me with this#(photo)#as edvin said in his tweet this morning#I SAID WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I SAID#electric chemistry#⚡️🧪#friends best#VANNER BASTA#i almost wrote vanner pasta#oh sorry i forgot the dots#VÄNNER BÄSTA#there. i säid it.#young royals#edvin ryding#omar rudberg#edmar#omg when edvin won that thing i was so happy#and so was omar#i love them 🥹#the edvin win….the omar performances…the wilmon….that was such an amazing night#🤍🤎#update: just noticed this but. i love how omar is kissing edvin so hard his nose is squished. so cute.#temple kisses my beloved.#i am kissing your beautiful brain.#FIERCELY.#*le sigh*#(affection)#they’re so 🥰🥰
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showed my sister the first episode of arcane yesterday and probably the most standout thing/my favorite thing that she said is that benzo and vander are boyfriends/have slept together
#straight up she was trying to give me a run down on her thoughts of each character#and she literally went “vander's boyfriend” cause she forgot benzo's name#don't know if she's gonna wanna continue it#she doesn't like heavy and scary stuff so we'll see#sucks that they're both dead#bury your gays ig#IM KIDDING OMG#doesn't everyone think that vander's coming back like as a monster or something...#benzo's not coming back tho he's def dead#arcane#vander#benzo#arcane vander#vander arcane#arcane benzo#benzo arcane#“yesterday” it's 1 in the morning and i showed her at like 2-3 pm so that's technically correct but it was barely even yesterday#venux forces ppl to watch things#UPDATE: bro she just went “they are shagging in heaven” HELP
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Being someone who was aroace until they figured out they were trans is so weird because I'll start complaining about amatonormativity and how I as an aroace person am inconvenienced and then I have to stop my train of thought and remind myself I'm bi, not aroace anymore xD
#it's so weird coming to terms with the fact that folks are hot - like I never felt that before I realized I was trans#once I started imagining myself as a boy in relationships SUDDENLY all my attraction came flooding in???#got me feeling like a teenage boy first learning about sex and romance sometimes#it was so embarrassing having feelings in the first place omg#to be honest I probably would've never told my most recent crush (J) I liked him if he hadn't figured it out#(I was NOT subtle omg *buries my face in my hands from embarrassment*)#at least he was mature about it all cause half my “maturity” was shoving my feelings down and processing them later T-T#aroace#bisexual#(probably technically pansexual or omnisexual by definition but bi is easier/simpler)#trans#J friend jumpscare#fenn rambles#song that sparked this thought: Magnetic by ILLIT
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right where you left me x all you had to do was stay dear GOD this regret me ass mashup
#friends break up friends get married strangers get born strangers get buried#trends change rumors fly through new skies but i’m right where you left me#now u say u want it back now that it’s just too late well could’ve been easy#all u had to do was stay#like omg she’s in my head#talk!#regret me
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wait sorry i just remembered the hakuouki opening and ending theme song collection cd releases... when your otome game has enough theme songs across all its re-releases and spinoffs to fill up two separate 2 disc cd music collections you KNOW you really got the skyrim of otome games <3
#im not hating i think this is funny as hell and kinda rules. i never finished hakuoki though. someday i will#i was playing it on. 3ds. hakuoki is on every platform on existence and it will be on more by the time i finish typing this sentence#but i still somehow ended up starting it on the least optimal platform <3 it wasnt bad but wowza. the crunch...#i had fun tho. i hadnt even finished the common route cause its a long one but it was fun. i liked heisuke hes silly#i should go back to it someday. someday. (piles of unplayed and half played video games bury me in an avalanche and i pass away)#edit: wait omg wotamin did the vocals for one of the ending songs on one of the ps3 games thats neat
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Fall Into Your Arms
Killua lifts his head slowly, mumbling something about,
“T-That stupid jerk…”
And pouting.
It’s just about the cutest thing he’s ever seen.
#;windy’s stuff#TWITTER MAY NOT APPRECIATE ZUKINI BUT TUMBLR DOES#Just kidding TUMBLR IS JUST WHERE I FORCE EVERYONE TO LOOK AT MY RARE PAIR THEY ARE CUTEEEE#ZUKINI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!#THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY WAHHHHHHH#KIS TINY FINGERS AHHHHHHHHH HES SO CUTE AHHHHHHHH HIS LITTLE HEAD NUZZLED IN ANYONES CHEST WOULD HAVE THEM DEAD#THEY ARE CUTE ZUKYUNNNNN AHHHHH#I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THEY ARE SO CUTE AHHHHHH#KI IS SO CUTE AND SHY AND PRETTY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧#OMG KI IS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHH#ZUSHI TRIED HIS BEST TO PROTECT KI FROM THE FALL AHHHHHHHHH#KI SWAYING BACK AND FORTH SHYLY IS AHHHHHHHH MY NEW FAVE THING#OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE#I CANNOT KIS LITTLE POUT AND HIM JUST BURIED IN ZUSHIS CHEST AHHHHHHH#GOODBYE MY HEART#I WILL DIE HAPPY NOW AHHHHHHH#OMG MY HEART KI IS JUST SO PRECIOUS WAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺😤😤😤#KIS JUST SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE AND WAHHHHH#HIS LITTLE SMILE 🥺🥺🥺🥺😤😤😤
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I think this could be a fereldan tomb, but I may be mistaken
#(I'm being ironic)#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#cakethrough#the doggos ;;#also if you zoom in there are flowers engravings on the dogs' graves bases ;; I'm like#why do I have to go on with the main quest I wanna stay here lol#do we know of fereldan dragon hunters tho#maybe they were someone famous#also that's super strange because the main cult in ferelden is andrastian and they don't bury their bodies o:#and emmrich stated that 'omg look at those savages! don't burn the vessels!' so it's not like there could be ashes inside the caskets#because in my head I was like 'yeah maybe they buried the ashes as we do' but emmrich / nevarran culture despising cremation had me thinkin#(I'm digging too deep on props and assets I know#sue me 💅)
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i’m ngl it was extremely painful to reread this
#history and the heroes are forgotten… built over… buried at foots of castles and purposefully disintegrated into ash by the revisionists…#<- someone who’s favorite fight scenes in the witcher are the battle of the bridge and stygga castle#it makes me think of all the even more ancient stuff lying underneath like athens rome and paris#time moves on and people have to rebuild in order for society to progress and that means that the love that existed is forgotten#but i remember… in the angry words of the small ciri: ‘i haven’t forgotten!’#narration of baptism of fire: ‘a battle that later would not even be mentioned in later chronicles’#but condwiramurs and nimue: OMG WE HAVE PAINTINGS OF THE BATTLE OF THE BRIDGE#that’s the thing that makes it hopeful#that despite being forgotten in-universe and in the fiction. it is all beloved and unforgettable to the readers#the fact that geralt and dandelion had to backtrack their entire journey with ciri swapped out for their company#to make painfully apparent to them the exchange of lives that geralt unintentionally made and only understood in retrospect#it’s good writing… but it’s hella insidious lmaoooo 😭 literally what could be so painful#even camping in some of the same places they had stayed previously#the journey out of the underworld should be freeing but its actually so heavy#would you choose to stay in hades if your friends were there too#also—that makes beauclair their elysium :’)#the elbow-high diaries#just get me a t-shirt that says ‘I ❤️ GERALT’S HANZA’ lol
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loveee when a character is crushed under the weight of someone elses expectations for them love when a character dedicates their entire life to something they never even wanted for themself love when the only reason a character keeps going is because theyre Supposed to and bc theyre supposed to make another person happy/proud. YES !!! CLAPPING !!! YES !!!!!!!!
#this isnt rly related to any character in particular i just thought abt this and it made me scream.#flirting at a bar Damn girl you look like youre trapped in a life you built to please someone else. and then i kneel down and pull out a 💍#sry i ran out of space for the full word ring. also why when i type 💍 Ohh theyre hiding it. bc now the emoji is 💍 Oh they changed it again#pox on their home..originally it was 🔐 sughested emoji#but then the second time it was 😭.... very anti marriage. well ig maybe the sob could be like OMG... YES!!!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!!#ngl getting proposed to is such a big fear of mine like. i dont think id ever be able to propose to someone so id have to be proposed to i#suppose but it makes me quite nervous not bc im like ohh nooo dont propose i just rly worry ill react the wrong way and theyll change their#mind. like its a very high emotion moment so ik i would be supposed to be emotional And i would be but idk if id do it in the right way . y#idk. what if my autism looms and i end up just being like 😐 on accident. fuckkk. what if i say somethinf dumb. like i try to be like YES !#but instead im like YEP! god. can you imagine. id have to just bury myself at that point. so embarassing. or like what if i get excited and#flap my hands but it was supposed to be more of a like. joyful crying type of thing... or what if im supposed to just be shocked and like .#Oh my god ....#and am I supposed to run at them and sweep them into a hug or do they do thst to me. UGH. ITS SO STRESSFUL. i suppose ill just remain alone#forever so I never have to confront any difficult situations ever again . Joke .#idk it just makes me nervous. but i suppose hopefully the person proposing to me will love me . that would be nice so hopefully they wont#mind if i dont respond the right way . and they wont be upset with me bc they love me eversomuch. a girl can dream i suppose... my head lik#is pounding sry. i need to sleep probably.. stayed up too late again -_- 8am -_- and im sposed to do laundry today But i dont want to . and#since im gonna fall asleep i fear it shant happen. UGHHH#wtvr. idk what my ideal proposal would be likeee. i don't want to be blindsided ig#i like surprises but Obviously im too worried abt like. my immediate reaction#+ i think its important to talk abt marriage Before proposing just so everybodys like#on the same page and such. Obvs... but ya. i dont think id want a super public proposal like. id like it to be somewhere nice with maybs#significance to our relationship and such. and its fine if theres like Some passersby but id hate for it 2 be like. somewhere crowded. or i#a restaurant or something#Altho if it was in a restaurant maybe we could get free food..#but maybe that can be just fake proposals later on. and our real proposal can be somewhere else. YIPPEEE. me and my imaginary future spouse#who is To be honest rather bare minimum#normal girl will be like Wistful sigh maybe my future spouse will even love me and wont scream at me and will like to listen to me speak 😍#but anywyas. my beddybye time. SURPRISE GN POST#woahhthis got off topic i forgot what the original post was this always happens. i do love characters like that
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