#burglaring!

[littleredwritingcat]

And We're Back!

You roll onto your back, releasing your knees. They’re shaking off nerves just enough to spread themselves out across the dusty floorboard when two hands gently reach under the bed and drag your boots forward – and then you’re looking up into the face of a sweaty, stupefied priest.

The corners of John’s mouth tuck into the rest of his cheek, lips going straight. There’s an apology at the back of your throat, but there’s nothing to feel sorry for. He’s the one with the delusions that will probably get everyone on the island killed.

“So,” you ask softly.

“On a scale of one to Nero watching Rome burn – how off-the-charts disastrous are things about to get for me?”

Sometimes, waging war doesn't go to plan - especially when you've pissed off your cousin and you have no idea how to burgle a priest.

Also, something awfully big is making a habit of landing on Crockett's roofs.

We desperately hope the inhabitants of the island have good homeowner's insurance.

Also, also - Bev Keane remains unpleasant.

Note: Screen capture of John Paul Pruitt Hill in graphic provided courtesy of simply.hamish on IG!

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[themetalhiro]

Jealous types.

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[lemon-lime-behavior]

[huyandere]

romance dawn trio

[yellowistheraddest]

save this middle aged man

[goldenvulpine]

We did it gang

[bumbleboa]

I love the coward trio

[3rdlayerofgneiss]

no you can't have them go away

[atomikats]

dinner conversation (based on this)

[soaked-doors]

it’s that time of year again

[themetalhiro]

[harritudur]

scars 👒🍊⚔️

[lemon-lime-behavior]

[huyandere]

silly strawhats my precious

[sibmakesart]

how the turns have tabled

THIS TOOK TOO LONG OMG

this was the og sketch. notice how zoro is aLONE.

and then i was like oooo turn it into zosan

and then i drew the prettiest usopp, and then what if chopper was sleeping too thatd be super cute and then i felt bad for the others oooo boys pile but then i felt bad for the girlllssssss WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME