#burger asks

[soodoonimin]

My FAVORITE Poolverine trope is Wade and Logan mutual pining and the ONLY reason Logan doesn’t believe Wade is serious is because of how much he flirts with him and like literally EVERYONE else 😂😂

Like Logan isn’t shy about his feelings at all but he’s also been hurt too many times before and even though he has a healing factor that doesn’t mean a broken heart doesn’t still hurt and the last person he wants to be hurt by is Wade fucking Wilson. So he thinks the only reason Wade flirts with him is because that’s just how he is and Wade is like “IM LITERALLY FLIRTING SO HARD WHEN WITH YOU, IS THAT METAL SKULL OF YOURS SO THICK THAT YOU CAN’T TELL WHEN SOMEONE WANTS YOU?!”

[cherrywhite]

every single time (template from @mhuyo)

[doppostims]

AaAaHhH, Hambaagaa Sandwich to Diet Cocacola!

o / x / x | x / x / x | x / x / o

[chloesimaginationthings]

OH MY GOD HES DOING THE POSE

THE FACT I SUBCONSCIOUSLY DID THIS…

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[cryptic-science]

are you okay.

merry christmas.

[beatcroc]

[kineticallyanywhere]

a few months ago I binged If You Give a Bat a Burger by @noir-renard.

first of all? top 10 banger fics of all time I am not kidding. look at me. look at me? look at me. not kidding.

anyway I couldn't NOT experiment with a (starter?) Cardinal outfit. took a bit of inspiration from other versions I've seen, a bit from redesigns I've fiddled on Danny before, and just today threw a vest on top because I've recently become convinced that what the Phantom design actually needs is a sick white leather jacket coming soon patent pending (not really on the patent, yes really on the imma draw this thing. look i scribbled it the other night

do you see what I mean? do you see what I mean???? ...give it time.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE CLICK ON THAT LINK

[juxtp0se]

i need. bigtop b,urgur,,,,yyAOI‼️pease

+ bonus OKAY

[squid2corn]

Do you have any peppinoise art, I mean, you have a lot of peppino and noise together and stuff, but as a ship itself? And if you have so, can you post it? :]

Why, yes, i do! I do have ship stuff stuff of them. I can certainly post it, yeah (●'◡'●)

Anyways, have this thing i doodled some time ago when i replayed earthbound for the 6th time

[hithisiszooz]

1997

Dani and Vlad out to eat at a fast food restaurant at 8 pm, Dani didn’t like her toy so Vlad had to go and ask for another of Dani’s choosing

[charlott2n]

So tomato on burger is bad because it's wet, but ketchup, which is liquidied tomato, is fine??? What

sorry for my inconsistent burger preferences im generally weak to stabbing and poison damage if you want to kill me

[potato-lord-but-not]

Great Potato Lord, tis been a eon since doth seen thy horror podcast support group. can we have one :3

I’ve actually got some more members to add so I’ve been brainstorming BUT everyone say hi to Sam, Warren and Gloria YIPPEE

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #130

Danny was depressed after the Nasty Burger incident, Vlad was as well but he tried his best to give the boy what he needed. Vlad assumed Maddie was his soulmate even though it was clear Jack was hers. Vlad decides the two of them need a change in scenery and the two pack up and move to Gotham. Vlad gets them a Mansion right in the same district as the Wayne’s.

They get invited to a gala by the big man Bruce himself and after a bit of convincing from Vlad they both go. Neither of them expect to find their soulmate tonight but fate has other plans. Vlad finds himself in front of Bruce and when the two shake hands electricity flows through both of them as they stared into each other’s eyes. The two spend the rest of the night talking.

Danny was starting to hate this gala, his new guardian was making weird passes at the host almost like he was trying to flirt with him but Danny couldn’t help but cringe as he walked away to get some distance. He bumps into someone and trips but the person catches him, he looks up to see Damian Wayne staring down at him and suddenly he understands what just happened with Vlad as the same happens with Damian. Before Danny can let his mind catch up he blurts out, “looks like I fell for you.”

[oifaaa]

(On Batman being copyrighted) Do you think Bruce is either secretly responsible for or mistakenly allowed the creation of Batburger?

The batburger thing happened when bruce was dead steph and cass approved it after finding out they'd get action figures of themselves in the kids toys

[ckducky]

POV- You're a Big Belly Burgers Employee that Messed up an Order