#buntan has a fucking breakdown when she realizes that lady fucking sakura

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back up a second

do you see it?

take a closer look

 you mean like the place the stripe squad were sent for rehab?

NEW THEORY

Kiri is under equipped to look after their mentally unhinged hell spawn psychologically damaged youths so they send them to Sakura in Konoha.

the stripe squad are initially upset at being kicked out of their own village but as soon as they meet sakura everything changes: they dont have doctors like here in kiri, she radiates light and motherly love out of every pore. she shows them how wonderful konoha is/ its literally like fire and ice in comparison to kiri.

the stripe squad are so taken in because HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS NICE WHY DOES EVERYONE GET ALONG, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR KAGE HAS NEVER KILLED ANYONE? WHATS THAT, NO CHASTE SYSTEM SO LITERALLY ANYONE CAN BE ANYTHING? 

sakura helps them because of course she does shes brilliant ( no body better come for my wifu shes amazing) and when it comes time to go “home” none of them can bring themselves to leave because they actually realise they hate kiri. you can talk about bad intentions as much as you like but something in their enviroment clearly drove the stripe kids to this and they are not going back to that.

not after sakura “the best mom ever” uchiha has showed them how good things can be.