#bunster is so silly

[irodimww]

pretend I didn’t accidentally forget tumblr existed ANYWAY HI PLEASE GO CHECK OUT TBG TWITTER RIGHT NOW BUNSTER IS OFFICIALLY HERE !!

[archivistre]

helly bun bunny bunster marie marine biologist i hope you are doing well ^-^ i want tou to know that even though i don't watch bnha and never will i love seeing your posts about it and watching you enjoy yourself<3 also look at this red panda

JELLY <333 you're so dear to me we don't talk much but you're always one of the first people to answer my art and it makes me so happy!! you're so sweet and i appreciate you tons :] i hope you're doing great too!! same goes for you and your cool silly little interests <3 (I LOVE THE RED PANDA)

[aceoftwos]

so... i went to the dentist’s. and got fucked up on anesthetic. insisted i was franziska von karma for a good two hours. this is the results. 

simon says and charlie yells is me, bunster is bunny, toast is tammy, and jammin’ ninja is brian. 

private chat - bunny 

[5:54:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my spelling is shi a dn i accused th anaesthetiaologist or murder whe n iwoke up??? [5:54:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wHY DID I DO THAT????????????????????? [5:55:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mouth tastes like  sand paper thingk i'm drooling but no proof. [5:55:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: there was several ppl in surgery why accuse her she has cats, was nothing but nice. [5:56:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CATS?? THEY WERE SO CUYE TBH. [5:56:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm sry i don't have th mental acalpacity to reply rn/ [5:57:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i'm ry you're angry?? i jsut love and want the best ofr you and it isn't murder. [5:57:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you didn't kill anyways, right?? [5:57:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no, no, no you would never what am i talkimng about [5:58:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny is just just [5:58:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i just [5:58:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: loce you??? you 'd never murder anyone [5:59:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: funny pls answer i need someone to alk to until ele'strem starts [5:59:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i dont accuseo [5:59:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: accuse you of mjrderi promie [6:00:14 PM] bunster: ??? [6:00:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:00:47 PM] bunster: Omg hi [6:00:55 PM] bunster: You're acting so so funny [6:01:00 PM] bunster: Don't worry, I didn't murder [6:01:03 PM] bunster: I love you too [6:01:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI I LOV E YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING [6:02:01 PM] bunster: Just some homework!!! [6:02:07 PM] bunster: What about you? How's your face? [6:04:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my face is NYMB. [6:04:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HATE IT SO MUCH [6:04:31 PM] bunster: It's kinda nice tho! :3 [6:04:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: could'even properly accuse anyone of murder??? [6:04:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: what knida man am i????? [6:04:49 PM] bunster: The best kind! [6:05:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: buT MURDER???? [6:05:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny i accumsed a man or murder and could'nt even back it up with vidence???? [6:05:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT WASX AOMWNA FUCK [6:06:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AHE AWS SO NICE HE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CAT [6:07:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca't tell me if she's a got photographer or lying to make her case with professional photos?? [6:08:11 PM] bunster: Omg [6:08:16 PM] bunster: I see you love cats [6:08:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: omg ty i was about to skype brian if you didn't answwer [6:08:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ik ik shit about him but that would stil lbe blackmail [6:08:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I COULD BLACK HIM BUT, [6:09:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: secret secret stuff tbh i can't tell you it'd incriminate him i pleade the fifth for him [6:10:00 PM] bunster: Omg [6:10:08 PM] bunster: It's ok, ya don't gotta tell me [6:10:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my mouth tastes like shit why this [6:10:32 PM] bunster: I'm sorry [6:10:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm trying to condut a muder investigatio ain't nobody got time for this shit [6:12:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she' must've done it but no proof??? [6:13:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whERE'S THE DEAD BODY [6:13:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME SHE MUST BE LYING  [6:14:52 PM] bunster: Omg you're so silly [6:15:03 PM] bunster: Find the murder weapon! [6:15:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT [6:15:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't?? i'm lying in my room dying [6:15:21 PM] bunster: Are you batman? [6:15:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO???????? [6:15:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybE?

private chat - brian 

[6:14:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: brian brian i was knowedl out for lik 4hrw is it possible to hide and body in that time and coverup [6:15:34 PM] jammin' ninja: what [6:17:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: biAN THERE WAS MURDER THIS IS SRS [6:18:16 PM] jammin' ninja: what?? EXPLAIN. [6:18:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the aesthetic lady did it i k?? [6:18:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: talk to unny they know [6:19:13 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:19:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ASK BUNNY [6:20:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca'nt repeat too muc h [6:20:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: rbs kink meme has bunny ask them [6:21:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hs chat is good to solve a murer righht??? intent purpsoe tofay

group chat - members: bunny, brian, charlie, tammy 

[6:20:57 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny? [6:21:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: they askd me if i'm batman maybe they can't be trusted [6:21:48 PM] jammin' ninja: You there? Charlotte is saying something about a murder but I honestly can't understand and have no idea what's going on. [6:21:57 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:22:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'M NOT BATMAS [6:22:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR CHRISTMAS [6:22:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte are you okay? [6:22:41 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO??? there's murder happene but i have no prrof and i'm stuck at home. [6:23:16 PM] jammin' ninja: happened or happening? [6:23:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: past [6:24:04 PM] jammin' ninja: and you saw it happen? [6:24:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no i was out for 4hhhrs [6:24:53 PM] simon says and charlie yells: an drugged now [6:25:24 PM] jammin' ninja: what happened? [6:25:33 PM] jammin' ninja: where did it happen? [6:25:46 PM] toast: Dude what the heck is going on?! [6:25:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: woke up accused aesthic lady or murder [6:25:56 PM] toast: Woah what??? [6:26:03 PM] jammin' ninja: aesthic? [6:26:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WAS NOTHING BUT INCE AND SHOWED ME CAT PICS BUT IK???? [6:26:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no can't type word [6:26:18 PM] jammin' ninja: anasthetic? [6:26:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeS THAT [6:26:26 PM] jammin' ninja: oh. [6:26:33 PM] jammin' ninja: you're hopped up on anasthetic. [6:26:37 PM] toast: Ohhhhh [6:26:42 PM] jammin' ninja: well that explains a lot. [6:26:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BUT THERE'S STILL A MURDEER BRIAN [6:26:51 PM] toast: Yeah XD [6:26:58 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte there wasn't a murder. [6:27:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TAMMY YOU'TR ALIVE [6:27:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:27:09 PM] toast: I've always been alive [6:27:13 PM] toast: Hi [6:27:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I MISSED YOU [6:27:23 PM] toast: I've missed you to! <3 [6:27:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Anasthetic messes with your mind. [6:27:45 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i questned her [6:27:46 PM] toast: Yeah I mean I've never been on it but I've heard that to [6:27:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: have testimon7 right here [6:27:56 PM] toast: Questioned who? [6:28:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: aesthic lady [6:28:08 PM] toast: Oh [6:28:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the paper rly wet why this [6:28:32 PM] jammin' ninja: If she'd commited a murder she wouldn't tell you that. [6:28:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she denied it but i have all questns [6:28:54 PM] toast: Listen to Brian Charlie [6:29:08 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Anasthetic screws with your mind. [6:29:13 PM] jammin' ninja: You're imagining things. [6:29:54 PM] toast: Oh my gosh Charlie's gonna look back at this and think "what the **** was I thinking" [6:30:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny believes me excuuse you brain [6:30:17 PM] jammin' ninja: I think you need to rest for a while, Charlotte. [6:30:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe you't in on it???? [6:30:28 PM] toast: Lol [6:30:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't sleep tell me no sleep [6:30:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Rest is not sleep. Just try to relax. [6:31:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: will when steam is back on [6:31:10 PM] jammin' ninja: There's no murder. You're basically on a bad drug trip right now. [6:31:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AM NOT FUCK YOU [6:31:28 PM] jammin' ninja: I've seen people on anasthetic who thought fish were drowning. [6:31:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AREN'T THY??? THERE ARE FISH IN THE OCEAN THE OCEAN IS A MURDER [6:31:53 PM] toast: Lol [6:32:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH DIE BRIAN [6:32:08 PM] jammin' ninja: I can't tell how serious you are right now but either way it's disturbing. [6:32:11 PM] toast: Yup oceans are definitely murderers [6:32:17 PM] simon says and charlie yells: WHOS GONNA KILL TEM EXCEPT THE OCEAN [6:32:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Tammy, don't encourage her. [6:32:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SEE TAMMY BELEIVE MEs [6:32:33 PM] toast: I'm sorry it's just funny to me XD [6:32:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: theres nothing funny about murder tammy how dare [6:33:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the ocean killed peple and that' sfunny to yu????????? [6:33:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i changed my mind tammy isn't on my side [6:33:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: guILTY [6:33:34 PM] *** toast has renamed this conversation to "I don't know what's going on anymore" *** [6:33:51 PM] *** simon says and charlie yells has renamed this conversation to "GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *** [6:34:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why does it say i'm sto pple?? idk who simon is [6:34:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: two [6:34:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: too? [6:34:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Put the phone or computer down and take a break. [6:34:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: to??? [6:34:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CCANT BRIAN THERES MURDER TO SOLVE [6:35:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you think you can solve it while your mind is addled by anasthetic? You have to wait for it to wear off first. Then you can solve it with a clear mind. [6:37:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOU [6:37:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HUSBAND REPLYING ON MEE I WON'T LET AESTHTIC STOPO MEEE??? [6:38:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it wouldn honestly hlep yi you fer being srs??? [6:38:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get wit the program brian there a murder [6:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i need help not lunacy [6:38:51 PM] jammin' ninja: You can't even type properly, and you're accusing me of lunacy? [6:38:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YEES [6:39:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MY MOTO SKILLS ARE IMPARED SO WHAT [6:39:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HAVE A MURDER TO FIC [6:39:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I wish you luck with that. [6:39:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOUr NOT HELPING [6:40:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGERTH YOU FOOLISH FOLL TAST MY WHIP [6:40:18 PM] jammin' ninja: How could I help? I have no evidence. [6:40:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SO FIND SOME???????????????????/ [6:40:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I don't have a car. [6:40:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVIDENCE IS NTHNG TO YOU FUCKNIG DUMBASS ATTORNEY ANYWAYS [6:40:53 PM] toast: I thought franziska Von karma had a whip? [6:41:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOURE FULL OF CONJECTURE [6:41:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeah and 'm not agrafi to use it?? [6:41:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't care yif you're my brothe fuck off. [6:41:49 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are your brother. [6:42:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ILMES EDGWORT YOU'RE STILL A VONKARM HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME [6:42:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM PERFECTIN [6:42:42 PM] jammin' ninja: You said you're Edgeworth though. [6:42:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOUEvidence. [6:43:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO?? why would i be that foolish foll of a little bro of mine??? [6:43:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: lIES [6:43:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSES THE PROSECUTIOON I AM GOD [6:44:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MANFRED VON KARMA GOD OR PREOSECUTORS [6:45:51 PM] jammin' ninja: I give up. [6:46:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THA LAW DOESN GIVE UP [6:46:52 PM] toast: Yeah I'm just gonna let Von karma do her own thing and let her believe whatever she wants [6:47:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: vom karma is alwyas pefec [6:47:22 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm not the law. Therefore I can give up. [6:47:23 PM] toast: Yup [6:47:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOU ARE A VON KARMA VONKARMAS DO WHAT THEY WANT [6:47:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES [6:49:09 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm Brian, not a Von Karma. [6:52:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BRIAN VON KARMS [6:52:42 PM] jammin' ninja: Welp, I tried. [6:53:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OEOCUTE TIS CASE THERE'S A CLEAR GUILT PARTY [6:53:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVEN NICK CAN'T ATOP US [6:57:58 PM] jammin' ninja: You seem to have this one handled. [6:58:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I DO NOT I'M IN BED RECOVEING [6:58:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE CRIME SCENE [6:58:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get it thru your fucking hea miles edgwort [6:59:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you prosecut for me when i got shot but no now??????????/ [6:59:36 PM] jammin' ninja: Okay, okay, I'll deal with it. I'll need a few hours though, to make sure I search every inch. [7:00:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT BACK TO ME AS YOU FIND THINS OR I WHIP [7:00:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: scruffy will follow you to make sure!!! [7:00:59 PM] jammin' ninja: Alright, will do. 

private chat - bunny 

[7:03:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:25:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: at least finall investigat is overeay [7:25:46 PM] bunster: lol [7:25:48 PM] bunster: v good [7:26:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: speAKING OF KAY [7:26:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: didd that foolish fool find enough for you to run a simulation?????? [7:27:11 PM] bunster: nah not yet. We wait. [7:27:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mies edgewoth is a food as alsoyas [7:27:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TELL HIM YHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND RESULTS SOON [7:27:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'LL FIRE HIM [7:28:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CAN DO THAT I AM THE ALAW. [7:28:30 PM] bunster: of course of course

group chat - members:  bunny, brian, charlie, tammy

[7:04:39 PM] bunster: brian is totes the murderer tammy is innocent [7:04:55 PM] bunster: -disappears into the night- [7:05:07 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are murderers, we're working on the case, you derp. [7:05:26 PM] toast: Yeah exactly [7:05:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:05:39 PM] bunster: THAT'S WHAT A MURDERER WOULD SAY [7:05:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SCRUFFY ISN'T INNOCNT SHE'S A FOOL [7:06:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FOOLISH FOOL DETECTI VE TOO ATTACHED TO MY MILES EDGWORTH HE'S GUITLY [7:06:39 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny, stop goofing around and get to work. We have a murder to solve. [7:07:11 PM] bunster: oh shit yeh yeh I'll get on it [7:07:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'D SEE MY WAY EVENTUALLY MILES EDGEWORTH [7:07:19 PM] bunster: lol [7:07:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get to work kay!!!! [7:07:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay you had one job [7:07:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: doen't [7:07:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't steal any evidence [7:07:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:07:58 PM] bunster: this is kinda hilarious [7:07:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgewrth is incompetent he needs all the evidence he can get [7:08:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EXCUSE YOU DON'T LAUGH SOMEONE IS DEAD [7:08:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: idk who yet but???? murde [7:13:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: reports??? i'ts been hrs [7:14:19 PM] jammin' ninja: it's been minutes. [7:14:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: jsut bc i' not there doesn't mee you can slACK OFF [7:14:27 PM] jammin' ninja: i'm not even there yet. [7:14:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: NO IT HAS NOT [7:14:36 PM] jammin' ninja: traffic is terrible. [7:14:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GET A FUCKINLE CLOCK MILES [7:14:59 PM] *** Group call *** [7:15:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:11 *** [7:15:15 PM] bunster: ? [7:15:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: that report was terrible [7:15:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nothing but silence??? [7:15:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who initiated thati  was them fire [7:17:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whoevr was is firec when i find out [7:19:03 PM] bunster: omg [7:19:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: can' figr ou this foolishly fllosih sifr desidnged buy a foolsihly foolish fool!!!! [7:19:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who start the calll?????????????/ [7:21:01 PM] bunster: not meeeeee [7:21:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I REQUIRW TESTIMONY [7:21:28 PM] jammin' ninja: It was clearly Wright. He's trying to butt in to our investigation. [7:21:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PHOENIX WRIGHT CAN CROSSEXAMINE IT [7:21:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oh good point [7:21:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeh okay [7:21:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fuck phonix wright he is a foOL [7:22:00 PM] bunster: lol [7:23:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth may be foolishly infatuated with him buT HE'S STILL GETTING IN OUR WAY??? LET THE MANY INVESTIGAT IN PEACE [7:23:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PSEAKING OF [7:23:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: RPEORT [7:25:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEWORTH A VON KARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE TARDINESS [7:27:20 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm a little tied up at the moment. [7:27:36 PM] jammin' ninja: By that, I mean I've found a bowtie. [7:27:48 PM] jammin' ninja: It's quite cool. [7:28:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Searching is ongoing. I'll report when I've found something more significant. [7:32:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: boW TIE??? [7:33:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE CONE'S INVOLVED [7:33:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THAT MEANTS THERE WAS TOTALY A MURDER [7:33:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KID CAN'T TALK FIVE FOTT WITHOUT RUNNING INT  A FUCKING MURDER. [7:33:43 PM] jammin' ninja: Upon closer inspection it's actually a necktie. [7:34:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he pattern fish [7:34:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ??? [7:34:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH PATTERN???? [7:34:45 PM] jammin' ninja: You know those ugly hawiian shirts? It's like that, but worse. [7:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE KILLED HIM [7:35:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ONLY HIS FASHION SENSE IS THAT BAD [7:35:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR LARRY [7:35:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but larry isn't answering skyppp [7:35:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: so focus on investigating gumshow [7:35:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but gumshoee isn't in chat either??? disappered a whole a go. [7:36:04 PM] jammin' ninja: I've also found a discarded orange peel. [7:36:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Wait, no, this is a tangerine peel. [7:36:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hori likes oranges she ate so many her nails went orange on point [7:36:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oranges mikan tangerine ssame dif??? it's orange [7:37:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  don't dare start feeding me conjecture miles ik what i'm talkngi about [7:37:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM THE LAW [7:37:29 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes, Mrs. Law. [7:37:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FRANZY VON KARMA EXCUSE YOU [7:37:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't spelll name rn [7:38:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fransizka? [7:38:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzisika? [7:38:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzy [7:38:21 PM] jammin' ninja: I know. Focus on recovering. [7:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm franyyyyyyy [7:38:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I WILL FOCUS WHEN YOU FIND RESULTS [7:39:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe better for me to get out there sooner and take over because you're incompetent thoug [7:40:05 PM] jammin' ninja: There's a cat. I'm petting the cat. It's a nice cat. Not evidence, though. [7:40:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OYU HATE CATS [7:40:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ARE YOU BETRAYING PESS????/ [7:40:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:40:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't pet the cat aren't you allergy [7:41:58 PM] jammin' ninja: I'll be fine. I'm just hoping if I pet it enough it'll be satisfied and go away so I can keep searching in peace. [7:42:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: surprise efficient stratwegy from you miles edgeworth [7:42:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: msy you arent useless [7:43:01 PM] jammin' ninja: Thank you. [7:43:20 PM] jammin' ninja: ...Okay the cat has left. [7:43:28 PM] jammin' ninja: Resuming my search. [7:43:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  is scruffy still following you i told him two [7:44:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: isn't answering skyype [7:44:20 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes. His phone died. Forgot to charge it. [7:45:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he annoying yo [7:46:00 PM] jammin' ninja: No. He's proving quite useful, actually. He found some strange crumbs from some kind of pastry. [7:46:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did you find a body [7:46:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: how did you get them to let you in [7:47:19 PM] jammin' ninja: No body. I told them I'm an investigator, of course. [7:48:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: okay but usually theyre dickfaces i hate peolpe [7:48:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY MEVER LET YOU IN [7:49:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE TO CREATE A CRIME SCNEE TO INVESTIGATE AND FORCE THEM TO LET YOU IN, MILES EDGEWORRHH???? [7:49:42 PM] jammin' ninja: No. [7:50:22 PM] jammin' ninja: ...They may have turned me away at first. But I insisted until they gave up. [7:50:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i mean they'd le me in i'm von karma and you may have been one but you never too kthat name and you're a foOL [7:50:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGWORTH ISN'T THAT ANNOYING [7:50:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it was gumshow wasn't it [7:50:51 PM] jammin' ninja: maybe. [7:51:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i knew it my cases are always perfect there was no room for doubt [7:52:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: unless phoenix wright somehow go word and started being his usual foolish self [7:52:47 PM] jammin' ninja: ...He was just leaving as I arrived... [7:52:57 PM] jammin' ninja: So he already knows. [7:53:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND??? did you press him for information? [7:53:36 PM] jammin' ninja: I tried. He was having none of it. [7:53:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't tell me you passed up a chance to talk to him i know you miles edgeworth [7:53:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DON'T GIVE ME THAT THE MAN LIVES TO TALK AND MAKE A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF [7:54:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND SO DOES MS FEY [7:54:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: was she not there?? [7:54:35 PM] jammin' ninja: No. And he was in a rush, for once. [7:54:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wha happened to my girlfriend miles was she not there to annoy you that measn smth is wrong where is she is she okay [7:54:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND YOU DIDN'T SEND SCRUFFY TO TAIL HIM??????? [7:55:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT'S CASE RELATED [7:55:40 PM] jammin' ninja: I did, but he gave us the slip. Surprising, considering how much he stands out. [7:57:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: and hew asn't at his agency?????? [7:57:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did yuo try asking trucy [7:58:18 PM] jammin' ninja: Apparently he left as soon as he got back. Something about checking out another place. He's clearly looking in the wrong places, though. [7:58:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why so? [7:58:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [7:59:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I've found what appears to be a rubber chicken covered in barbeque sauce. This is too strange to not be relevant. [8:01:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it is irrelevant if yo can' prove it'ss related with Logic!!!! [8:01:56 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you have any ideas? I'm having difficulty with this one. [8:02:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: turn your thinknig around [8:02:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: now how was it realte [8:02:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why would it be ther is it wasn't? ? [8:02:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ask witnesse [8:05:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [8:05:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEOWTH [8:07:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm forced to assume soometing has impeded your progress [8:07:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is it gumshoe [8:08:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: or did phoenix wright return??? [8:08:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: STOP LETTING YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLSIH CRUSH ON A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL DDISTRACT YOU??? [8:10:56 PM] bunster: I CANT HELP IT [8:11:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ?????????????????/ [8:11:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay faraday what are you on about [8:11:57 PM] bunster: I'm gaaaaay [8:12:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FINNIN AND MICKEY AND TED CONFESSED TO MUDERER????? [8:12:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: INVESTIGATION OS REQUITRED [8:12:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY FARADAY YOU'RE ON THE JOB [8:13:13 PM] bunster: Oh my lord [8:13:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MIESL EDGWRTH IS CLEARLY USELESS [8:13:31 PM] bunster: Nooooo! [8:14:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: if he refuses to report then he is useless to me!! [8:14:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: a von karma demands perfection!!!! [8:16:47 PM] jammin' ninja: Report: Wright is back. I have succeeded in convincing him to join me for what he believes is a friendly dinner. I will use this opportunity to subconciously drill him for information on what he has discovered so far. [8:17:14 PM] jammin' ninja: Radio silence for now. He must believe the ruse if this is to succeed. [8:17:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: going on a date with your cruh does not constituate an investigation miles edgeowrth!!!!! [8:19:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE REPORT [8:20:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mile edgeworyh is clearly useless and i require your equally useless, if responsive presence!!!!! [8:26:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOUR ICON IS GREEN [8:33:18 PM] bunster: Omg lol [8:33:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY. [8:33:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORtt [8:33:40 PM] bunster: WHAT [8:33:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE MURDER, KAY FARADAY. THE MURDER!!!! [8:34:22 PM] bunster: Report: I still don't have enough information for a simulation but I'm trying to make something with what I've got. There could be some holes in the thing tho [8:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: any body? [8:34:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: alibis? [8:35:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: witnesses? ?? [8:35:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth is useless and humshoe refusse to respond you're only lead [8:36:08 PM] bunster: Hmmmm there's no proof that the murderer was where they claimed to be. No witnesses have come forward [8:36:27 PM] bunster: My info ain't helpful I'm sorry

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I love him guys can’t you see the guy the lil blorbo the bippity boppity lil moopy shmoopy oopy woopy lil guy the silliest silly guy the blorbo the ever the he when the he is he when the when he (fucking dies)

(Psycho teddy animation type beat WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE IN HERE)

bunster my silly guy

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me listening to Snow Wife while drawing this guy (I hate and love him so much auauauau <3333)

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Blindy and Bunster Headcanons

SHOUTOUT TO @fawncr33k FOR INSPIRING ME TO MAKE A POST OF MY HC’S OF THE SILLIES !! (I’ve always wanted to make an HC post omg) thanks y’all for liking the silly jester and carnivore bnnuys !!

BLINDY HEADCANONS

＞FIRST WITH BLINDY’S PERSONALITY OMG: For a quick rundown, he’s cold, distant, private/secretive, very “guardian-like” (but in a dark way), grim, serious, blunt, kinda antisocial, strategic (I’d give a lot more details but we’d be here all day SOBBING)

＞ Blindy’s favorite color is red!! (reminds him of meat)

＞ He is a carnivore! I like to imagine him with fangs/sharper canines due to eating meat

＞ His ears can pick up the most quiet of noises from the farthest of distances away! He’s very fast, and can run in very quiet, quick footsteps. He also has a very strong sense of smell!—Although he has a very dull sense of taste, and his body has been trained throughly to practically not sense any sort of pain.

＞ He is immune to alcohol! I feel like Blindy has a really odd immune system after being in the void (the place he’s first introduced in the secret post-credit scene) and therefore he either is immune, or has a really strong tolerance to alcohol

＞ Blindy is 4’8 ft tall

—— (JorgeWrites, one of the developers of The Bunny Graveyard, actually said that Blindy was a short king—although he never confirmed an actual height sooooo-)

＞ He is very lightweight; as in he weighs very lightly! Being in the void for a long time (in which I headcanon him having stayed there for like, ATLEAST A SOLID 10 YEARS) has him probably at around 80 lbs in weight. ＞ HE DOES NOT SLEEP; from my HC of him staying in the void for 10 years, he probably has gotten used to almost never sleeping—if he does sleep, he either sleeps while standing up and only sleeps half an hour (max time he spent resting was 8 hours probably).

＞ He’s very alert and pays attention to all of his surroundings at all times. He also has the ability to hold his breath for long periods of time and stay very still; very silent! Although, he can’t relax—his regular state is just being alert and highly attentive on everything.

＞ Blindy’s main weapon of choice is a sword! He likes slashing targets with his sword rather than stabbing. The sword itself is very long (almost like a katana!) but it looks like the sword from the SWORD Area of 4/1/1992 (I suggest playing that free mini game btw! It hints at a lot of things of The Bunny Graveyard as a whole)

＞ Blindy hates any sort of physical touch, you touch his shoulder? He’ll slap your hand away. The farthest he’s gotten with someone in physical touch is literally hand holding—also for anyone who’s curious NAWWW HE’S NEVER HAD A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IN HIS LIFE

＞ Blindy’s Aromantic in my eyes, he has no interest in romance and doesn’t feel any sort of romantic attraction to anyone he’s ever met lol. (I should also quickly say this that NAW he is not in love with Bunster in regards to Blindybun, I’ll explain more about their dynamics in a different post)

＞ He doesn’t really swear a lot, but when he does it’s usually in small doses—to emphasize a point. He picks his words carefully; thinking before speaking ! ＞ He doesn’t lie, but he tends to not give the truth very easily. He has a skill in avoiding and deflecting questions about himself.

★彡 I’m gonna stop the Blindy HC’s right there because WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY SECOND FAVORITE SILLY, THE JESTER OF ALL TIME, BUNSTER !!! ★彡

BUNSTER HEADCANONS:

＞ Bunster’s personality is EASY: egotistical/prideful, vain, arrogant, grandiose, attention-seeking, VERY AGGRESSIVE, temperamental, eccentric, probably has a superiority complex, a major asshole, very petty, bossy, heartless, cruel, (I COULD SAY SO MUCH ABOUT HIM OMG)

—— (ElPichon, a developer of The Bunny Graveyard, also confirmed Bunster being a “bad kind of asshole”, in which he rated him a 9/10 for how much of a jerk he is)

＞ He is 5’8 ft tall (He is confirmed to be shorter than Kiwi, who the developers said was around 6’0 ft tall!)

＞ His main weapon of choice are daggers! He specifically dual-wields a pair of daggers and has a lot of throwing knives on him, not to mention he takes great pride with his GREAT SKILL of using knives

＞ He is the type to want to steal the spotlight off of anyone else and want everyone to pay attention to just him—if he doesn’t get that attention he starts getting into a tantrum and gets violent

＞ He is VERY heartless. He’s an irredeemable asshole that loves no one but himself, and he will use or push down others in order to get himself to the top. He has a VERY small capacity to care for others, but usually whenever he cares about another person it’s for his own benefit—usually.

—— (ElPichon on a stream once had actually said that Bunster had no love in him.)

＞ He LOVES pointing at other peoples’ insecurities and making fun of others to put himself up (in reality he has a big insecurity about his own strength and power)

＞ He falls for flattery very easily, and always craves for compliments—any criticism, however, will probably result in him throwing a knife at you

＞ He doesn’t really make “true relationships” (because he believes he’s already the best on his own and that he doesn’t need others). Because of this he kinda ended up being incredibly lonely, but he’s too prideful to want to let others into his personal life

＞ Bunster is outwardly homophobic (so that others don’t make fun of him) but secretly FRUITY AS HECK. He is ?? So secretly fruity. He’s either a closeted gay or a closeted bisexual in my head LMAO (this is a meme).

＞ He is VERY hypocritical. Along with being a hypocrite, he is the type to CONSTANTLY lie. You cannot trust this guy in keeping his word or telling the truth, he’s gonna lie and betray you the moment you’re weak

＞ Feel like I haven’t said this yet—Bunster is physically strong, and is actually the strongest in his circus (I HC him being the self-appointed leader because he’s the most powerful of his group). He values strength over intelligence, and is not one to strategize—more so he just tries to pulverize and overwhelm his enemy with brute strength.

＞ He has a really distorted image of himself and holds himself to the highest of standards. The moment his image is cracked he lashes out and gets very pissed off—bro just doesn’t want to accept that he’s weaker than someone else (Blindy COUGH COUGH)

＞ Bunster isn’t really the type to compromise, if he wants something, he wants all of it—not part of it or not some of it, all of it. He’s also very demanding and impatient with what he wants.

＞ Lastly, he is NOT into romance, he wants none of the cuddly, strawberry sweet fluff. He just wants a rush of adrenaline bro (cue in his most favorite hated enemy Blindy)

★彡 I think I’m gonna stop here for tonight omg (2 hours of writing HC’s on tumblr, damn) ANYWAY IF YALL HAVE ANY HEADCANONS ABOUT BLINDY AND BUNSTER FEEL FREE TO PING ME !! (Explosion)

NONE OF MY HEADCANONS THAT AREN’T BACKED UP BY STATEMENTS OF THE DEVS ARE CANON BY THE WAY!!!!

by the way THIS IS FICTIONAL; i don’t support people like bunster in real life (just needed to put this in in case people were somehow thinking I liked heartless assholes in real life which I DO NOT—)

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Hello! Random question (cuz you sucked me into Blindybun) but do you have any other ships for TBG? If not its perfectly fine! Also your art is beautiful, and I'm probably gunny draw Blindybun when I have time-

OHMYUFKCING YES UFIFHFJVHGN (this made me so happy holy crap) I MAJORLY SUPPORT YOU DRAWING BLINDYBUN IF YOU EVER DO!! (And please share the art to me omg ping me!!)

The ships I have rn are mostly based on character for Chapter 2 lol

Kiwibun (Bunster x Kiwi)

Blindybun (Bunster x Blindy)

Iron Punch x FingerTaker (we love that angsty glove ship /silly; I don’t draw the ship but I like it !!)

(Left is Kiwibun, right is blindybun—)

TYSM FOR THIS ASK OMG!! (<——- is full of joyous energy)