#bundle the baby

[maskyartist]

more Psychonauts 2 means more Aquato family content, now with younger Trouble Trio (15 Dion, 13 Frazie, 8 Raz) durin Christmas time :D

[sixth-light]

so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

[atomikats]

it helped

[racewinnerlandonorris]

Bonus:

[imthursdaysyme]

El Hopper

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au. 

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious. 

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement) 

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!) 

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets… 

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing. 

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine. 

….

Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

[actual-haise]

This came to me in a vision

[justaz]

thinking about annabeth trailing in after percy and seeing sally laying in the hospital bed, paul sat on the edge next to her, running his hands through her hair, with a little bassinet in front of him. her watching percy go up and kiss his mom on the cheek and making sure shes okay before his gaze immediately flicks to the bassinet. annabeth greeting sally quietly and making sure shes alright as she subtly watches percy shuffle around the bed toward the bassinet. he stares down at his little sister, newly born, and is just. so. soft.

paul helps him lift her from the bassinet and places her tiny body in percy’s arms and he’s just staring at her, wide-eyed and adoring and annabeth knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that no harm will ever befall that little girl otherwise percy will ravage everything and everyone that dared harm her. percy cradles her, his body slightly swaying, and he whispers softly to her, greeting her and introducing himself and annabeth is falling more and more in love which she didn’t think was possible at this point.

they had talked briefly before about the idea of having children but both agreed that not only was it a long way off but they also shared similar fears of the kind of parents they’d be, but staring at percy now, holding a tiny baby in his arms, his touch feather light as if she was a delicate, fragile thing that would shatter if he even spoke too loud, annabeth knows. she knows just the kind of father he’d be and gods does she want that. she can see it now, herself laying in the hospital bed, percy sitting on the edge and holding their child, his voice thin and shaky as he carries not just their child but the weight of his love and pride for his wife and family they’re creating. annabeth has never wanted anything more.

[spielzeugkaiser]

okay we've seen geralt react to tiny milek but can we also see little ciri react to baby milek 👉👈?

Not quite a baby anymore, but I'll come to that one day!! But they are siblings 🥺 (in all versions of that universe honestly)

[seasicksilver]

good old times

[gelatosushix]

Another WIP of my Inuokko Heian era AU piece. This time featuring peacefully nodding off Toge

[randompumpkinkiddo]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at her she's just cold...

[badstitched]

Who doesn't like otters? This is a cute project that stitches up really fast AND you can pick what you'd like your otter to snuggle!

https://badstitched.etsy.com/listing/1484275548/sea-otter-cross-stitch-pattern-bundle

[darkopsiian]

i feel bad for not putting out consistent uploads recently, it's mostly because i'm trying to layer focus on my real life job and the next Biotape.

i've already shown several hints on my patreon server. but out of context; these are basically what i'm making:

[your-everyday-theatre-kid]

wtf is this

WTF PINTEREST-

[tequiilasunriise]

Me when I go to the Monster Ball in a lesbian flag of a skirt (love me) and dye my hair the main color of this girl I used to fight with because of my mom’s pressuring influence (love me love me) and now I share soft looks with her, this girl who has led me to softness with open hands and gentle smiles (love me love me love me) and she’s just a friend but in that weird aching way that leaves my heart sore and teeth hurting (love me love me love me love me-) and good gods is this what it feels like to be accepted? To be known?

(love me love me love me love me please just please it’s all I’ll ask)