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[quotablefanfiction]

“Wow, you are so dramatic. Has anyone ever told you how dramatic you are? Because you are exceedingly dramatic.” “Because you’re, you know, not dramatic at all.”

Tony and Harley (chp. 1)

there’s a michael jackson song about this by Bundibird (AO3, FF.net) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – General #Alternate Universe #Misunderstandings #Jokes taken seriously #Accidental Pranking #Found Family

[Post IM3 & CA2]

It starts out as a joke.

Rhodey takes one look at Tony and Harley tinkering with and squabbling over some piece of tech and demands, “Since when do you have a kid?” and Harley glances up and says casually, without missing a beat, “He impregnated my mom eleven years ago and then left her to raise me alone. He’s a terrible person.”

Tony’s going to be laughing about Rhodey’s expression for MONTHS.

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account in order to read

[lapseinrecs]

wake me when the moon is high in the sky

By Bundibird @bundibird

On Archive of Our Own and Fanfiction.net

Status: Dead -- last updated 2018; 15,260 words

Summary: The Stiles they get back isn’t the Stiles who went missing three and a half years ago. This Stiles is quiet, watchful. Wary and suspicious of everything from his surroundings to his fractured, slowly returning memories. Distrusts everyone but for those he was rescued with, has a weapon readily to hand at all times, and answers to Thomas.

My thoughts: This one is so good y'all. Just. All the uncertainty as the Gladers wait for the next mind trick. Agghhh. Author has posted their notes on what the continuation would look like here.

[adrianlyles]

Came for the queer cambank-sibling content, stayed for the pro-palestinian content 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

as u should! queer cambank-siblings are one of my top five things to think about (along with hizzie, lizzie saltzman, my cats and what ellimax moment is gonna happen in the next wild cards ep haha!)

also the pro-palestine content is always needed just as much as we need a free palestine. from the river to the sea palestine will be free!

[felagund-fiollaigean]

1) what is happening to your pie crust

2) how in merlin's name is your oven door so clean

i have no clue. my best guess is that since the custard was still warm when i poured it into the pastry it melted the butter and oozed out the bottom that way. but when i looked at the pastry after all the filling had drained out it looked fine??????? so truly. who knows.

this isn't the first time this has happened in this oven and it dripped all over the door when I had it open so it has been recently cleaned. thank you for asking.

[farklelucas]

@bundibird you are in fact smarter than me ur right im getting my rusty nail bat and helping her hide the body as we speak

[trashbaget]

And I didn't even MENTION the multiple canon queer relationships that are in the show, but that too is a thing.

two cakes!!!!!

TWO CAKES!!!!!!!!

[drowningincaffiene]

Cider ❤️💕

cider - we're not very close but i like your presence

AH THANKS <33 i also love seeing u in my notifs 🫶🏽🫶🏽

[abedalahdiaburas]

The children have returned to their studies, but without a school or shelter. ☹️

They are my siblings’ children, enduring the hardships of war in Gaza. 💔

🇵🇸🍉

Vetted by @/gazavetters and is #2 on their vetted list. Also personally confirmed and vetted by @/mohammedalanqer ( #174 on Verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi )

@sabertoothwalrus @90-ghost @ankle-beez

@afro-elf @anarcho-smarmyism @amygdalae

@a-shade-of-blue @lesbianmaxevans

@leepacey @leepacey @lexbianrose @moringmark @nonbinarymerbabe @briaristheworst @bundibird @weirdmarioenemies @queenofglitch @ot3

💔🍉🇵🇸

[yourlocalaulibrary]

Fluffy Peter Parker

Fics where I just get the vibe that Peter is cute and cuddly and would enjoy hugging. Some may have Peter as a background character but this still applies. All found on AO3, bon appetit: A Different Kind of Mask by aloneintherain:

A Peter and Matt Murdock crossover where Peter is an adorable little nerd

from your perspective, the world is flat by blueh:

Also known as: Peter Parker and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

5 Times Peter Made Tony Laugh Out Loud by grilledcheesing:

Tony may think Peter is a little sh*t, but he's Tony's little sh*t.

He's Mr. Perfectly Fine by howls_library:

Peter needs to form the Young Avengers, but they all need a father figure and he's fatherless. He's practically a baby, send help.

Always Glad You Came by aloneintherain:

Mutual pining between Johnny Storm and Peter Parker. Please just kiss already.

Leap of Faith (Catch Me, If You Can) by erinwantstowrite:

A Peter Parker meets the Batfam AU. Walls up Peter Parker meets wrecking ball Dick Grayson.

field trips and lab days by bundibird:

Peter learns what it means to be the center of attention

Birds of a Feather by howls_library:

Another Peter meets the Batfam au, but Peter is an emotional wreck and Dick just really wants to be there for him.

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Just assuming old people will be a small percentage. I will redo if I am wrong.

[dishwasherh]

Fanart for hollow hearts and hateful souls by @bundibird :D

Didnt turn ouy exactly the way i wanted, i really need to just sit down and learn how to anatomy (my attention span could never),

i could really envision this scene when reading, this fic is just great in general <333

[marimo331]

Guys look another fun game

Y'all try it out .

Have I ever said how much I love dress up games . Was really obsessed with then as a kid .

@bundibird @shewhobreathesfire @shitty-conspiracies-i-invented @yourlocaldragondealer @saphira-approves @glbtrx @lordmorzan @overlordmorzan @alagaesia-headcanons @dahlias-love @ivys-garden @i-dont-actualy-like-oatmeal @demiaseranmage @tonhalszendvics @thestarsarewinning @phoenixisnthere @son-of-adam-peter @clownboy-yeehonk @northgirl09 @rozequartz34 @necromancers-incorporated @sparklepirate @battlinghurricanes @lucypcvensie

[steddieficrec]

A list of Gen Steddie fics. For when you just want something that won't make you blush at work. (if you're even capable of blushing anymore)

(my) love isn't always on time by badfanfictionaire

(1/1 I 497)

Eddie is perpetually late.  He was late to graduation, Wayne’s retirement party, and even Dustin’s graduation party, which he was co-hosting! So when Steve gets to their favorite restaurant after work, and Eddie’s Blazer is in the parking lot already, Steve panics. 

I want a moment to be real by 19_empty_vacancies

(1/1 I 544)

"You give up a few things," Steve says eventually. His eyes distant and his voice soft. "Chasing a dream."

The Treasure Planet AU drabble that wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote.

howl at the moon. by allthewaytothechapel

(1/1 I 842)

The Munsons go trick-or-treating.

They say I'm going crazy by 0bsessednerd

(1/1 I 1,007 )

It would be his year, if could ever drag his eyes away from the former king of Hawkins High. Steve Harrington.

Eddie knew he stood no chance in hell of having Steve even look at him the way he wants, but that didn’t stop him from wanting. And oh did he want Steve.

He shouldn’t, he knew he shouldn’t. Gareth and Jeff had lectured him in detail on why crushing on him was a horrible idea.

hungry eyes by brokebark

(1/1 I 1,604)

His hair is long, curling over his shoulders, bangs falling into his eyes. His eyes are brown, Steve notes, a really nice brown, one that goes all warm and soft in the light. Steve can’t stop looking. “You have really beautiful eyes, man,” he blurts out.

birds of a feather flock together by Bundibird 

(1/1 I 1,918)

"You know," Robin tells Mike, her voice low and calm and soothing. "You can like both girls and boys."

Steve jerks in his seat like someone slapped him.

"What!?" he splutters, and it comes out as something halfway between a yelp and a squawk.

open up your lovin’ arms (i want some, want some) by oaseas

(1/1 I 7,312)

Dustin's concerned Steve's going to die alone. Steve's concerned Dustin won't ever understand the concept of boundaries.

Or: Dustin attempts to save Steve's love-life.

The Little Things We Do by Krasimer

(1/1 I 8,317)

Five times Eddie Munson comes out to someone and the time Steve Harrington realizes he's in love with the guy.

The problem with having such a big group of friends and family was where meetups had to happen.

The Byers-Hopper house was too small, even with the newly purchased building and a bedroom for each kid, plus one for the adults. Eddie and Wayne’s new house, small but clean and filled with their new belongings, paid for by an increasingly frustrated government agent as Eddie and his uncle had listed off their missing items, was also too small. The Wheeler house might have worked, but that would require the presence of the Wheelers – Karen probably would have been fine, but Ted was not. The Buckley home was also a no-go.

Dustin’s house was too cramped, just the right size for him and his mom.

So the Harrington house it was.

Eddie watched as Steve buzzed around the kitchen, checking temperatures and stirring pots, and tried to keep his eyes from catching on him for too long at once.

Dustin Henderson and the Lovebirds by pukner

(1/1 I 9,748)

"You look like you've been mauled, dude," says Lucas. Then, after a beat, "Oh, ew." "What the fuck," says Dustin, cottoning on, "What the fuck. This is hell, you didn't." "Oh, I did," says Eddie, with the air of someone who's won something. He looks like the proverbial cat who's got the canary, if the canary wore polos and listened to Blondie. "Shut up," Steve mutters, flushing as he seems to register what's happening, "Guys, it's not what you--uh, this isn't what it looks like--"

Or, five times Dustin Henderson was subjected to Eddie Munson being gross and sappy and in love with Steve Harrington, and one time Steve didn't even have to be there.

the only way to my heart is with an axe by Themoondogs

(8/8 I 34,495)

No one has caught Steve Harrington’s eye in a while, and he’s not going to go looking. And with his tendency to get involved with interdimensional bullshit and the gaggle of teenagers that follows him around, it’s probably for the best. He quickly learns that the universe has other plans for him, and they come in the shape of a goofy, guitar-wielding nerd.

In which Steve is just trying to live his life but Eddie is essentially hitting him over the head with a very flirtatious hammer.

[lookforanewangle]

several sentences sunday

counting the open tag from @eddiebabygirldiaz since it's been a min!! this is a bit from chapter two of fault lines

“And now, after all this time, I still haven't said anything,” he says, rubbing his brow. He huffs a bitter laugh, sliding his hand down over his eyes. They're trembling, and there are tears threatening to bloom, but he bites them back. “You'd think I would have learned by now that…” A memory flits by, of a conversation he'd had years ago with Chim, in another time. “That tomorrow isn't promised to anyone,” he finishes softly. He lets his hand drop and reaches for Buck, latching onto his hand. “After Shannon, after the lightning…hell, after the rig explosion or the blood clots or the tsunami, too. I still haven't learned my damn lesson.”

tagging: @boasamishipper @playinginthunderstorms @playedwright @fastcardotmp3 @bundibird @absolutelybifurious and anyone else who'd like to play!! <3

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: “They’re calling about an orphaned boy,” Pepper says, her confused frown clear in her voice. “His whole family was killed in a car crash, and when they asked him if there was anyone he could stay with, he gave them your name. He says you know him.” Tony finally looks up, frowning a little. “Uh, ok,” he says, and thinks that it’s probably some random kid he signed a poster for once who’s hoping to be adopted by Iron Man. “Not likely, but whatever. Who’s the kid?” Pepper glances back down at her notes. “Harley Keener,” she says. Tony falls off his chair. [Or, how Tony Stark came to adopt Harley Keener.]

Author: @bundibird

[trashbaget]

Hello i see you haven't heard of black sails?? I am DELIGHTED to inform you that it's a four season masterpiece and that if you like pirates you should ABSOLUTELY check it out.

It's set in 1715, and it's a prequel to the story Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. It tells the tale of where the treasure un that story came from; how it came to be hidden on the island, how Long John Silver came into existence, how he knew James Flint, etc -- and it is SO fucking good.

It SEAMLESSLY merges real life historical pirates like Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny, Charles Vane, etc, with the various fictional characters from Treasure Island (the aforementioned James Flint and John Silver; Billy Bones; etc) and is genuinely the best tv show I've ever seen in my life. The character development that all the characters go through is unparallelled, and it's also very much a study in motivation - what motivates people to do the things that they do; what can drive people together or apart. The way that alliances and enemies shift around and swap places with each other based on character motivations and what each individual values is so amazingly done and so interesting to watch. You'll have two people who could not be more aligned with each other, and then one thing will change, and suddenly they're on opposing sides-- and youve got sworn enemies who, again, one thing changes, and the enemies suddenly find themselves as allies.

It's also very much an analysis of colonisation and the power of the English empire. One of the characters, Flint - he hates the British empire with every cell in his body, and initially you don't get to know his motivation for that hatred; you know he wants to find the gold and you assume it's because it's gold, right, of course he wants it; everyone wants gold. But then you find out WHY he hates the British empire and everything that England stands for; you find out WHY he wants the gold; what he wants do do with it, and suddenly not only does his character have SO much more depth than you thought it did, but also, you look at every heinous thing he's done so far and you're like "Yeah actually you are SO correct for this, keep doing what you're doing."

The writing for the show is PHENOMINAL - there are several pieces of character dialogue that I deadass want to get calligraphied so I can frame them and put them up on my wall. And the layers to the show and the themes of it, the reflections of society, the analysis of what a story truly is, are incredible once you start noticing them.

It's the kind of show that you can watch over and over and over again and still pick up new details. New themes new parallels new Easter eggs new musical motifs new messages. Honestly I say with my whole chest that it is unquestionably the best show I've ever seen in my life. I ABSOLUTELY recommend you check it out. ESPECIALLY if you already like pirates.

this sounds absolutely brilliant omg alfhskdj thanks lovely ✨✨

i am so two cakes excited about this and gonna write black sails on my forehead so i remember to watch it soon