#buncha-size-queens

[xretiredcommanderx]

@buncha-size-queens responded to the call

:: Verity! :: A delighted commander to receive this ping.

:: Would you like to help me with a simple project? ::

[123mirage]

@buncha-size-queens Verity was walking about the city, not paying attention to where she was. She ran around looking at cars. She pulled at a few handles until she saw a Porsche. They were easy to pop. She runs over with long thin stick sticking it in the window popping the door. She looks around before climbing inside and hid in the back seat. Throwing her bag onto the floor. It was better then nothing for the night.

Mirage sighed. Quietly. Really? Again? Noah's not even gone into the shopping center five minutes. He wasn't in a particular mood to go on a joy ride. Not with Noah just picking up Kris' meds. "Look I get it I'm a really good looking car. But this car's already taken."

[thedominantambus]

There's a small voice, "Uncle dom?"

There stood Verity looking up at the spy. There was a quiet unsureness in the girl's tone. @buncha-size-queens

It had been a long while since he'd seen his niece. Which made it a very pleasant surprise when Verity happened to find him. Upon hearing her, he quickly set down whatever he was doing, and turned to her with a smile.

"Verity...!"

[biggest-ultra-mags]

There, two more data logs to input and then he could get them sent to Megatron. Magnus could feel a sense of pride welling up in his frame. It had taken a long time to get these reports in, but now here he was, finally at the home stretch. Well, that was until he heard a knock at his office door. At first the ex enforcer felt himself groan in frustration, pushing his seat back to rise up from it and slowly make his way over. "I swear, Rodimus if you even think.." He started, pressing the button to the sliding door. He'd been expecting the tall, red and orange, lanky bot to make his appearance known, but instead what he got was a human, small, her hair tied up in a ponytail and an equally shocked look on her face similar to his own.

"V-Verifty.." His vocalizer glitched, he quickly knelt down to be more at her level as best as he could, reaching out with a big servo to tenderly touch the top of her head, making sure what he was seeing was real.

"Verity....Oh Verity.."

This was no dream, she was here, right before him. But...How? That didn't matter now, what did, was getting her close to him. His servos that fondled her hair scooted her in, picking her up delicately into his palms, his vocalizer wavering.

"It's been s-so.....So long.."

For @biggest-ultra-mags (closed)

Being off Earth again was nice, but the feeling of being out of the atmosphere was something hard to explain. Like a layer gone, Springer, Kup everyone was gone now. Lost or trying to fix past mistakes.

So that left one to go find. Verity found her way from ship to ship transferring or hiding her way through various stages of stowaway. Until, she found the Lost Light. If she remembered right. Verity knew exactly where to find her objective.

--

Outside his office all she could do was stare at the massive door, anxiety had plagued her. Had he forgotten? Or just pushed her existence out of mind, a quick lump in her throat shot into place at a similar voice- followed with heavy footsteps..

[springingfromnothing]

Verity lands on his head, "suprize!" She covers his optics, "now your blind!" @buncha-size-queens

" Verity. Your hands barely cover anything." Nasal ridge wrinkling slightly. Tone amused despite his words," Sides. I 'see' with more than just m'optics."

[div-divington]

things Remedy could definitely sell in their Official Merch Store that would undoubtedly make them A Sum of Money (a very serious and extremely cost-friendly non-exhaustive list):

- Black mug with the Federal Bureau of Control's seal on it (either the simple, clean, modern all-white version or the full coloured version)

- plushies of The Former. they're cute and i like them.

- mini-fridge that looks like AI10-KE (the Arctic Queen)

- literally just normal stationary with FBC imagery attached. Lemme buy Pope's clipboard.

- Oceanview Motel & Casino keychain

- Inverted Black Pyramid keychain

- Replica posters for all the fun little posters in the Oldest House (Do as you're told! Don't eat the Mold!)

- Get a real actual wizard to curse a buncha rubber duckies so they actually follow buyers around and quack at them (may not be profitable depending on wizard rates)

- The hairclip Jesse gets when she finishes the base game

- just. That poster Ahti has on his office door. Of himself.

- Tiny Little Hotline

- hoodie with Bureau seal on it

- small high-detail statues of Jesse and other characters (Emily, Arish, Langston, Marshall, idk) in action poses (or just dynamic poses)

- a vinyl record featuring literally nothing but Langston's freestyle poetry/rap from AWE on loop (on both sides) (cover art should be a low-res PNG of Langston with 2013 MLG sunglasses Photoshopped poorly onto him and "Langston's Greatest Hits" written in hot pink Comic sans font)

There are also a buncha Alan Wake options too:

- Life-sized cutout of Alan complete with book-holding shelf

- book sleeves so you can dress any unrelated book up as a litany of Alan's literary wonders

- Oh Deer Diner mug

- More of those thermoses (I will eradicate the scalpers that bought them all within literally seconds of them being made available)

- all the Manuscript pages from all the Alan Wake games (including the tiny amount we hear him narrate in AWE) in either an FBC "CLASSIFIED" folder or a dirty envelope

- real gun

- any and all posters from any and all AW games. Like the ones advertising Tom Zane's movies, or the ones telling you to celebrate Deerfest or the ones telling you to visit Coffee World

- plushie of Mayor Setter :)

- plushie of the Coffee World mascot (make it do the terrifying laugh when you squeeze its hand too)

- Barry Wheeler desk statue where the headlamp and Christmas lights light up

- "Not The Worst Mom" mug (PLEASE)

- deer masks

- anatomically accurate Taken-Nightingale statue with removable heart (show me the terror)

- just a framed print out of Alex Casey giving us the Look he always does

- Dr. Hartman's "The Creator's Dilemma" book sleeve so we can bask in his smug smile

- official Alan Wake branded flashlights

- Saga's sweater/sweaters?

- for $3000 Sam Lake just personally shows up at your house and sends you to the Dark Place

feel free to add more

[superdillin]

Play The Quiet Year to build the history of your world. Play Star Sketcher to build the cosmos and astrology of it. Play The Skeletons to fill your world with tombs. Play The Session Zero system to build your characters. Set out on the beginning of your journey with Quest. Your favored NPC goes missing and you rescue her - just barely - in an emotional night of Alice is Missing. Or they are killed, and you say a final goodbye with Tethered. A spell gone wrong shrinks you to minuscule sizes, but you reverse it in a session of Buncha Lil Guys. The people responsible have too much power, so you start a revolution in Spire. You win, and share the responsibility in For the Queen. or you Lose, and brave the consequences in Ten Candles.

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter.

This week we’re doing math and a lot of random-number generating because this week’s theme, as requested is…. Kinks! So whip out your Periodic Table of Kinks and let’s get to it… ya buncha FREAKS!

Aries 

Your number is 18, giving you the kink of “PVC & Rubber”. On the plus side some PVC & Rubber clothing have natural body compression due to the size. On the DOWN side, we’re already getting into summer heat. You don’t want to be marinating in your own sweaty juices, do you? This week buy a wetsuit - it’ll give you the same feel and far fewer public complaints.

Taurus 

RNGesus has graced you with number 146. This puts us into the Paraphilias collection - specifically at the Triple-Question-Mark section of it. Time to learn a new word, “Spectrophilia”. Yes, you get turned on by The Undead… kinda like Ray did in Ghostbusters. This week plan on taking your Ghoul-Friend out to meet your Great-Great Grandparents.

Gemini  

With a roll of 40, we get nothing but Good Clean Fun. Your kink is, “Douching”. And you’ve been ready for this day since you put TWO Polo shirts on before the high school homeroom bell. This week, stop being a douche-bag and grow up!

Cancer Moon-Child 

They say the number 13 is unlucky, but it isn't for you. This week your kink is something that’ll help you have sex with someone that tolerates being around you. Your kink is… “Masturbation”. This week… call your therapist and set up another appointment - they miss you. 

Leo 

How interesting for you! Your number 36 gives us “Queening”. Honestly Leo, we never picked you as a chess player. Good on you for breaking our built-in stereotyping of you. This week buy a new chess set… a bugger one. I meant a “BIGGER” one! And keep better track of the bishop pieces.

Virgo 

For your roll of 85, we get to the Japanese art of rope-tying called “Kinbaku”. The fun part is it can be used in many public ways - like suspending stuffed animals from the ceiling, or for wrapping gifts in ribbons. This week practice how to tie a cleat hitch properly - you don’t want your boat floating away again this season.

Libra 

Speaking of which, Libra? You get this very first one, and maybe the tamest. It’s listed as just the simple, single word, “Bondage”, and it leaves a lot of open-ended questions on how you enjoy it. Are you the type that plays with a rubber band, wrapping it around your fingers over and over again? Or maybe you just like wearing string bikinis just so you can keep re-tying the top? This week buy a set of Medical Shears for Twenty Bucks. 

Scorpio 

Back into the Triple Digits, you get number 109! Truth be told, we never picked you as the equestrian type, but here we are! Encouraging you to go horse riding, as has been done for centuries. You get “Bareback” and honestly we’re going to LOVE to watch you try to stay on without screaming. This week get your mare to a frothing gallop so you can enjoy the wind in your hair and the bugs in your teeth.

Sagittarius 

The last Triple-Digit calling, we bring you to number 113. This would also take us to the Old West and the company of The Lone Ranger… if we didn’t read the term carefully - “Gerontophilia”. So apparently you’ve got a thing for that 97 year old hottie widow over in room 54, do you? Plan on bringing some flowers and bribe the on-watch care to give you a few minutes alone with her.

Capricorn 

Who’s been a Naughty Sea-Goat? With a roll of 64, it’s all you. “Spanking” is too good for you… or maybe it’s just right? We’re not gunna stick around to find out. This week get out your old Erector Set and build your own spanking machine. You’re smart, you know how to solder electrical connections. You can do this.

Aquarius 

Rolling out number 92 gives us… “Oc…. Ocu…. Oc..u..lo..linc…tus”? What? What the hell is that? Wait a minute, let me look thi… Oh, HAIL NAW! No! NONONONO! We are NOT talking about that! That is nasty! Look, just… You want to give each other corneal ulcers you go RIGHT ahead! We’re not going to even make… You know what? Ok. Here’s what you do this week: Check your medical insurance for Vision Assistance, ‘cause you’re gunna need it! 

Pisces  

We’ll tell you what your 83 gets you, but we’re pretty sure you’re not up for it. You get “Forced Orgasm”, but there’s no telling if it’s from the Receiving or Given side of the spectrum. Either way, plan ahead for LOTS of hydration. This week… fill up some pitchers with water. 

And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Discord.

[ofvaporex]

There's the feeling of tiny feet landing on his shoulder, and a soft tap to his audial.. "So... is there room for a squishie?" Veritys little voice chimed in softly, the sound of armor shifting away to reveal the kids hoody and jeans wearing only socks. @buncha-size-queens

Startled as he was at the initial sensation, the familiar voice immediately gets a beaming grin from the old medic, who immediately reaches up to tap the girl ever so gently atop the head with one highly sensitive digit.

He hadn't realized just how much he missed her voice until he heard it again.

"Verity!" The happy surprise is as clear in his tone as it would be in his field to anyone in passing. "What are you doing here? I had no idea you'd come aboard!"

[xretiredcommanderx]

Verity steals the cookie jar and runs, @buncha-size-queens

"Verity!"

@buncha-size-queens

[rxng]

.... splat with a water gun @buncha-size-queens

@buncha-size-queens

"I'm trying to commune with the floor. Can I help you?"

Water drips down his cheek.

[coffeestress]

'Why are Transformers such a buncha size queens?'

[springingfromnothing]

@buncha-size-queens Springer lets her thump her helm to his. Giving her a somewhat cross look,” Not a joke Verity. A buncha the others are gone. The rest are all scattered... I came back to, nothin’.” He does give a half smile though at her,” ... I missed ya kid.” Lifting a finger to lightly brush over her back,” At least you’re still kicking.”

[squeakyclamart]

Ayyy nobody asked for my Hollow Knight OCs but here they are! These are my children and I love them greatly

Questions about them are encouraged,, please I am desperate hghdhGKJHS

Short descriptions of each below!

ALRIGHt let’s get this show on the road

General - So, this all takes place in an underdeveloped kingdom far off from Hallownest. The kingdom is stilled unnamed, but it follows a Deck of Cards motif because I’m basic and I like it leave me alone. The kingdom is split into four factions, and each ruler governs their segment differently. 

Pestilence - (silverfish) If this were to be its own game in the Hollow Knight series, Pest would be the playable character. He’s a sort of anti-hero protag with only his self-interests in mind! Generally a bastard. Very snarky, sarcastic, and isolated from other bugs. Vagabond thief, travels through different kingdoms just to pillage and ransack. Used to travel alongside Westin until the latter succumbed to Infection whilst the two were in Hallownest; Pest was forced to leave him behind and carry on alone, unknowing that West would be saved. Now, Pest finds himself in this weird four-part kingdom, and lands in deep shit as he has to sort out all the monarch’s problems.

Westin - (earwig) Westin is a good boy! Granted, he’s still a former thief with only his interests in mind, BUT he’s a better boy than Pest is! He’s just an excitable man that’s happy to be here, ready to get into fistfights with the locals. May or may not have had a major crush on Pest but you didn’t hear that from me!  Anyway, at some point this idiot willingly takes on the Infection, believing it would strengthen him (think Traitor Lord). This backfires horribly and he goes feral. Luckily for him, he’s rescued by an unnamed bee lady, who was holding onto a buncha infected bugs in hopes that someone would find a cure for them. Ghost does their thing and the Radiance is oof’d, West is free, and he RUNS to try and find Pest again!! They gotta reunite!!

King of Hearts - (purple emperor butterfly) The King of Hearts is a fun-loving party animal that’s here for a good time and not a long time His kingdom is a constant festival! Always partying, always going haywire! Basically, you go here if you just wanna get drunk and get into fights while having a grand old time of it. The King himself often hosts sparring matches for fun, and more often then not will HOP right into the fray and start fighting for himself. Because his sense of self-preservation is nonexistent! Just an extremely flamboyant man that calls you “darling” and “love” while he shanks you in the fighting pit and explodes a party popper

King of Clubs - (emperor scorpion) While the Heart’s kingdom sees fighting as something jolly and fun, the Club kingdom takes it very seriously. In fact, strength is the deciding factor in a bug’s rank. If you’re strong, you’re essentially a “noble” of the kingdom. If you’re weak, you’re outta luck and living on the streets. Riches really have no purpose in this kingdom, because if anyone is stronger than you, they’ll just kill you for it and that’s how it’ll be. The King himself is a stoic big boy who comes across as big, scary and tough (it certainly helps that he’s thrice the size of everyone else)... but in reality, he ended up in this spot on accident. He keeps up the gruff façade but he just really wants to settle down somewhere safe and quiet and be a dad. big sweetheart lowkey is what I’m saying

Queen of Diamonds - (emperor dragonfly) As a stark contrast to the last to, the Queen of Diamonds is all about keeping everything PERFECT. She’s a strict perfectionist, keeping her castle SPOTLESS and TIDY, there better not be a SINGLE spec of dust or she’s going to lose her mind. She’s arguably the most mature (remaining) leader, and her economy is flourishing compared to the prior two. She’s basically like the tired angry mom having to deal with two toddlers But she’s also extremely pretentious, talks to everyone with a condescending tone, and has that haughty noblewoman voice you’ve probably heard in like those victorian-era movies/shows She also has a secret relationship with one of her servants but I’ll never tell

(Former) Queen of Spades - (emperor moth) Sad moth hours. The Queen of Spades originally belonged to the moth tribe in Hallownest, believing solely and totally in the Radiance’s divine light. When her peers turned away from the Radiance to follow the Pale King, she was outraged, gathering up a few other loyal moths and taking off to form her own kingdom. She succeeded, building this kingdom all on her own. She eventually received some help from other bugs, and that’s when the kingdom split into four. All was fine until the Radiance turned infectious, leaving the Spade kingdom to collapse under the affliction in the same way that Hallownest did. The other three segments blocked themselves off entirely, so it wouldn’t spread any further than the Spade kingdom. The Queen was the only survivor. The other monarchs refuse to acknowledge her, seeing as she brought this on herself. She completely agrees with them. Now, the former Queen is forever sulking in the rubble of her destroyed kingdom, wholly depressed and just waiting for death to claim her.

AaaANd that’s all! There’s some other minor characters (lovebug officer/knight and her worried husband, the Diamond Queen’s secret lover, bee lady) but I haven’tt gotten around to drawin’ their refs yet. It is what it is! Thank u for reading this nonsense goodbye

[blubrownrpblog]

High pitched laughter could be heard as she tumbled backwards on the floor. “No far! Gala doesn’t have weapon! Cease fire!” Gala signs while laughing.

There's just a little splat from a water gun, Verity quickly runs down the hall from gala,

Gala was definitely surprised by the huge splash of water hitting her head. She thought it was another one of those grey things, but it turned out to just be her big sister Verity.

“V! Comeback Gala’s gonna get you!” Gala signs quickly running after her.

[lucisevofficial]

27,77,12,90,65,23,44,8,10,89,22 randoms for yeh

27. Do you have a job? What do you do?

Oof….I recently moved and am “in between jobs”, as it were. I used to work for a bike/outdoor gear distributor! (ps I also take writing commissions)

77. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yeah! I just moved, as I said, so I miss my family and a buncha friends, but it’s chill cause we all still keep in touch. 

12. What size bed do you have?

QUEEN

90. Do you wash your face? At Night? In the morning?

At night!

65. What do you wear to bed?

Athletic shorts + cami

23. Describe your dream date.

Listen one time I went to an amusement park then to a concert that was AT the amusement park and like, how do you top that

44. What is your biggest fear?

A life devoid of meaning that fails to touch anyone else’s? Spiders? What do you want from me.

8. What kind of car do you drive? What color?

None! I used to drive a silver PT Cruiser (affectionately named the PT Loser). I’d like to get a bike at some point tho, my old one was stolen.

10. How would you describe your style?

Poor punk lesbian chic™

89. Do you like your neighbors?

Well enough! One dude plays guitar and sings and actually has a really nice voice. Some girl also has a HUGE cat that got out into the hallway once.

22. Do you go to the gym?

Nope! Just do my own thing - running/walking/cardio/etc