#bulchi just sounds ?? to me

[yamchaas]

Would the fusion between Bulma and Chi chi be Bulchi or Chima?

I've seen it referred to as Bulchi many times but I like Chima a little more tbh

[thalassomania]

goku and chichi for the character thing!!

brace yourselves i’m gonna gush about my spouses. yes i’m married to both of them why do you ask

chichi first because she’ll be less overwhelming

favorite thing about them: she’s like. The Lesbian Experience. okay not really but i’m sure she was at least someone’s gay awakening, and for good reason. like… have you seen how much ass this gal kicks? she’s fantastic! i love the dynamic she has with her father and just how cutesy she is around goku even if she deserves way better than him but i could go on about that forever. ALSO i have a couple of the classic dragon ball manga and i adore the way they translated her speech? she sounds like a country bumpkin and it’s adorable. admittedly i’ve only really watched dragon ball classic but i love her and i get really happy every time she’s around!

least favorite thing about them: chichi is a very cool character. very, very cool! but she’s heavily underutilized in the narrative of dragon ball because she’s delegated to Wifey and nothing else. she could have a role alongside the z fighters but she doesn’t because toriyama doesn’t know how to write women or relationships or anything. i also really hate how even though kid chichi’s outfit is super cute it’s also weirdly revealing for a little kid and Who thought it was a good idea to have her stop wearing the helmet? the helmet was kickass! SHE’S MORE OF A CHARACTER THAN JUST “GOKU’S WIFE” Y’ALL I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS I CAN MAKE THIS!!! NOT THAT I DON’T LOVE GOCHI TO SOME DEGREE BUT JESUS CHRIST!!!! THEY BOTH WORK BETTER WITH OTHER CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!! their relationship needs some serious reworking. i guess that’s my biggest issue, coupled with the fact that it’s practically chichi’s entire character…

favorite line: ooh i’m gonna quote the manga volume i have for this one because i’m no good at remembering lines. “OO, THIS IS JES’ TOO DANG FREAKY! GIT OUTTA HERE!!!” this translation of the manga is the only valid iteration of dragon ball there is, ever.

brOTP: chichi is friends with everyone. that is canon and the truth. also since i only know classic i’m not the best judge of this… but she probably gets along with vegeta pretty well at least? they hang out. talk about how dumb goku is. you know the drill.

OTP: i love how i can’t say gochi for this because their canon interactions are… Yikes. i love the ship in theory but in execution? they’re both better off dating my self-insert and they’re all married and they love one another very much anyway um… bulchi. bulma and chichi. yeah. that’s it. that’s what i was gonna say.

nOTP: lol gochi (jk i’m sure there are worse ships out there… somewhere)

random headcanon: she’s weirdly good at understanding other people’s feelings. when people vent to her she can just listen on and on and even connect with them to some degree. she’s a supportive presence and her very existence is a positive influence on the rest of the cast!

unpopular opinion: she is more of a character than just goku’s wife and she also deserves better than him. gochi is such a circumstantial thing for me haha

song i associate with them: is the song “chi-chi” too obvious? prrrrrrobably. but until i get a better idea that’s what we’re sticking with! additionally i’d like to bring up the song waves! maybe it’s too urban for her but i love it very much so. it’s chichi now. god i love chichi so much OH SHIT I THOUGHT OF ONE MORE!!! sorry i’m looking for a song for goku and it just occurred to me that Apple Blossom suits her WONDERFULLY i’m going to cry THAT’S MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!

favorite picture of them: look at how cute she is i love her so much i will protect her with my goddamn life!!!

now it’s Boy Hour

favorite thing about them: I LOVE SON GOKU SO DAMN MUCH!!!! HE IS SO CUTE AND SUCH A FUN AND VERSATILE CHARACTER AND HIS VOICE IS PRECIOUS AND HE’S SUPER HANDSOME IN DBZ AND??? AND I LOVE AND SUPPORT HIM SO MUCH? HE HAS AN ACCENT IN THE MANGA LIKE CHICHI DOES ONLY LESS PRONOUNCED AND IT’S PRECIOUS AND HE FOLLOWS MY LITERAL FAVORITE TROPE IN THE UNIVERSE, AKA “CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER TIME/PLACE HAS TO ADJUST TO MODERN TIMES” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa… okay with a little less capslock now, goku has legitimately been a positive influence on me recently. he is a Happy Boy and i wanna be happy too! i just got my goku varsity jacket in the mail last friday and i’m still swooning over how wonderful it is? i’m wearing it right now y’all. Right Now. also i have a goku plush and he’s precious have a nice day!

least favorite thing about them: okay there’s a lot to say here. a Lot a lot a lot. but my biggest issue is the fact that goku is an incredibly static character. he doesn’t change or express himself almost ever. i don’t know how much of this is Shounen Protagonist Syndrome and how much of it is toriyama’s flaws as a writer but it really stresses me out! saiyajin emotional suppression is one thing and not knowing how to feel is another, but goku’s levels of Feeling Nothing are off the fucking charts. he’s also a terrible father and family man and is totally willing to just run off somewhere and get badly hurt without telling anyone. most of this would be fine if it was actually addressed and if goku changed as a character, but he never does. how do we know if he’s happy with chichi when even love seems like a foreign concept to him?

favorite line: okay we’re getting positive again. “You can tell girls and boys apart just by looking? Awesome!”  let me use a manga quote for this because i have them on me and i love the way his dialogue is written. goku’s reaction to getting shot multiple times: “Ha! Dummy! Stupid! Y’think you can hurt me?! With little owchies like that?! Hah!” (note: i had to take a break from the character meme here because i got too distracted by my incredible love for this manga)

brOTP: GOKU AND BULMA ARE BFFS!!! also goku and oolong even though oolong totally has a thing for goku and goku doesn’t notice because he’s an oblivious baby

OTP: GOKRILLIN GOKRILLIN GOKRILLIN ALSO KAKAVEGE THOSE ARE BOTH REALLY GOOD WHAT IF THEY WERE ALL DATING AT THE SAME TIME. OH SHIT. OH DAMN. goku is also married to my self-insert and chichi at the same time they all love one another a lot and

nOTP: …well, i mean. gochi i guess. i love it but at the same time it’s so… GgghghgHGghghhh sometimes. also i’m not the biggest fan of goku/bulma, whatever that ship is called.

random headcanon: goku is legitimately traumatized from the “training” he experienced with roshi. there is a reason i don’t have a tag for roshi on my blog and only call him Nasty Man. it’s because i hate him and he hurt goku and kuririn and i’ll kick his gross p*dophilic ass. ALSO GOKU IS A BOTTOM. DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS I KNOW I’M RIGHT

unpopular opinion: he’s a bisexual icon. actually no that should be commonly accepted. Actually that’s just canon what am i doing ha ha lol

song i associate with them: honestly i can’t think of any off the top of my head so give me a moment here. ok so i’m gonna toss we’re going to be friends into the void here even though it’s not nearly as energetic as most “goku music” would be. and maybe uhh. i’ve been going through my music folder for like half an hour and i’ve found nothing else that suits him so i give the fuck up. i’m sorry goku pwease don’t hate me

favorite picture of them: S q u i s h y.

also this other one that i’m linking to directly so i can be sure it will play because i love it so much  i spent like an hour on this fucking post holy christ

[cosmicmewtwo]

please god, bulchi. They’re so good

I know that we’re takin’ chances, you told me life was a riskBut I just have one last questionWill it be my heart, or will it be his?

“You must be so happy to have him back,” Bulma says, her gaze flicking to the balcony doors behind them. Through the window, she can see Goku laughing with their friends, but the sound of the party is drowned out against the glass. Something rotten bubbles up inside Bulma as she watches them—it feels so strange to her, to look upon her oldest friend and feel something as base and petty as jealousy.

Bulma tears her gaze away, taking a deep sip from her wine as she looks over the rim of her glass, trying to gauge Chi-Chi’s reaction to her comment. She expects to see Chi-Chi glowing, beaming with absolute joy—but instead Bulma’s confronted with a stony, unreadable expression.

“No,” Chi-Chi says, then winces. “I mean—I don’t know. Obviously I’m glad he’s alive again—that Gohan and Goten have a dad again, but—”

“But what?” Bulma says, moving in closer to lean against the balcony rail next to Chi-Chi. She feels desperate, and so obvious about it.

Chi-Chi’s hand moves toward hers, her fingers grazing against Bulma’s—and it’s enough to make Bulma’s heart feel like it’s about to stop in her chest.

“But he’s been dead for seven years, Bulma,” Chi-Chi says, her eyes flashing as she finally meets Bulma’s gaze. “And I’ve fallen in love with you.”

Comin’ Home — City and Colour

[magicalgirlmascot]

"Or I could just kiss you." Either Bulma/ChiChi or Marceline/Princess Bubblegum!

(I’ll be honest I don’t know very much about Adventure Time ;_; I’m sorry have BulChi instead)

Chi-Chi’s head was going to split open. Every little sound was a roar, the soft light coming through her closed eyelids brought a dull ache. Her throat was dry and her stomach was trying to decide whether it would rebel or not.

She hadn’t had a hangover like this in years. She must have gotten pretty damn drunk.

Memories of what had happened the night before started to trickle back and she pulled the blanket over her head. All she wanted to do was hide from the world. She’d had half a bottle of wine to herself before Bulma even got to her house, and then the two of them proceeded to get completely plastered while complaining about men the entire time.

Chi-Chi wanted to scream into her pillow, but the noise would just make her headache worse. She never acted that way. But she’d been in such a shitty mood, and when Bulma had called her to ask if it was alright for Goten to stay the night and heard how upset Chi-Chi sounded, she’d come over right away. She’d suggested maybe having a glass of wine to help calm down, and maybe Chi-Chi had gone a little too far with that, but it had seemed like a good idea at the time.

She heard the door open and buried herself further into her bundle of blankets and pillows. She wasn’t ready to face the world yet.

“Hi,” Bulma said softly. Something clunked against the bedside table and the mattress shifted as Bulma sat. “I brought you some water. Figured you could use it.” She kept her voice low and quiet, and Chi-Chi appreciated it.

Slowly, she inched out from under the pillows and squinted at Bulma. The light hurt her eyes and she had to blink several times to be able to see properly. “How do you not feel like hell?” she croaked. Gods, she even sounded terrible. She was a disgusting mess, her hair sticking out at odd angles, her face feeling like it was going to fall off, barely able to force out words. It was a sharp contrast to how glamorous Bulma looked, as usual, despite the fact that she’d just spent the night on a couch and was probably nursing her own hangover.

“I didn’t have nearly as much to drink last night as you did,” Bulma reminded her, reaching for the glass. “You were pretty out of it when I put you to bed.” Was Chi-Chi still drunk, or was Bulma blushing? Maybe both. “Here.” Bulma helped her take a few sips of water before putting the cup back and rubbing Chi-Chi’s back. Chi-Chi closed her eyes and leaned forward, resting her head on Bulma’s shoulder as her hand rubbed circles into her upper back. “Feel nice?” Bulma murmured.

“Mm.” Chi-Chi still felt terrible, but Bulma’s hand was soothing, as were her attempts to take care of Chi-Chi. “Thanks for staying with me,” she mumbled, clutching the sheets.

“Hey, of course.” The hand slowed, but stayed where it was. “Listen…Chi, how much of last night do you remember?”

Chi-Chi blinked. “Not tons. I drank a few bottles of wine, complained about how unreliable men are, especially Saiyans, and couldn’t get to my bedroom by myself. Why? Did I say something stupid?”

“N-no.” Chi-Chi frowned. She hadn’t heard Bulma stutter in years. “I mean, not really. I mean…I shouldn’t have brought it up. Never mind.”

“No, now I have to know.” Chi-Chi sat up to try and look Bulma in the eye. “What did I do?”

“Have some more water,” Bulma said, obviously trying to change the subject. Chi-Chi squinted at her and she squirmed. “Alright, fine. I was helping you get changed and you told me you were tired of men.” Chi-Chi remembered that. “And you said you wanted something different. And then you tried to kiss me.”

Oh. Chi-Chi certainly didn’t remember that. Oh no.

“I didn’t let you, of course,” Bulma added quickly. “You were drunk, I’d had a few drinks myself, it wasn’t a good idea. But you said you’d always liked me and you thought I was pretty and…” Bulma swallowed. “Well, I finished helping you into bed and booked it. I thought about going back to Capsule Corp but I was still pretty drunk and I didn’t like the thought of you waking up to an empty house, so…”

“So you stayed.” Chi-Chi’s hand found Bulma’s and squeezed it. “Thank you for telling me.”

Bulma looked back at Chi-Chi. “So is it true?” she asked. “Do you like me?”

Chi-Chi looked down at her hand clasping Bulma’s. What could she say? Lie and say it was just the alcohol talking, possibly ruining her chances of Bulma accepting her feelings? Or tell the truth and possibly ruin her friendship with the woman she’d been quietly in love with for a few years now?

“Chi-Chi.” Bulma’s fingers tilted Chi-Chi’s chin up to look her in the eyes again. “We need to have this conversation sooner or later.”

Steeling her self, Chi-Chi took a breath. “Or I could just kiss you,” she said, leaning forward.

Bulma’s fingers quickly covered Chi-Chi’s lips. “Wait, hang on, you’re still drunk.”

“Am not.”

“Yes, you are. You don’t stop being drunk just because you’re hung over.” Bulma reached for the water again. “We’ll have this conversation later, okay? I mean…now I guess I know where you stand on it.” She handed Chi-Chi the glass and moved away. She stood awkwardly next to the bed for a moment before gingerly pressing a kiss to Chi-Chi’s forehead. “Just give me a bit to figure out where I stand.” And she disappeared.

Chi-Chi smiled into her water. Maybe getting drunk with Bulma wasn’t such a bad idea as she’d first thought.