#buirplo

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Plo Koon: What would you say if I took in another mentally ill trooper?

Mace: What's in the box?

Plo Koon:...

Mace: Master Plo, what's in the box

Plo Koon, opens a 5.11 box: His name is Fives, found him wandering around lower levels of Coruscant

[queen--kenobi]

Hello dear, its been a while! 🥰 I haven't been very active lately, but you've been on my mind. I hope you've been well lately. I was going through your blog and just felt a need to tell you that the Plo DILF and "hot stepmom" stuff really cracked me up. I LOVE a good dad joke and the idea of Plo attempting to use (and intentially incorrectly using) the term MILF makes me giggle. Like the cringe of the Wolf Pack and maybe some brave soul actually tries to teach BuirPlo what M/DILF means and it just spirals. I just really love it. 🥺🥰

HEY!!! I'm glad you're back! It has been a bit

Oh GOD I hadn't even considered Plo intentionally incorrectly using those terms. Not even just in front of the Wolf Pack he does it in front of Ahsoka, and she nearly screams

...Consider. C3PO tries to explain it because he doesn't get Plo is fucking with them, and that's even more reason to hate the damn droid he tried to fucking explain what DILF and MILF are to their dad. Anakin nearly starts crying when he hears about it he's laughing so hard

Also consider you making a joke about Plo being a DILF. The horrified and disgusted faces from the Wolf pack. Like they logically know you and Plo fuck, but that's too much they didn't need you to confirm it eeeeeewwwwwww

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Plo: Comet, do you see me as a father figure?

Comet: No, not a father figure. The father figure.

Plo: Excuse me?

Comet: There's no one else in my life I can tell really fits the role. You have no competition. You're the father figure in my life, and I'm pretty sure everyone else in the battalion feels the same.

Plo: ...

Comet: ...

Plo tearing up W-where are your brothers we must celebrate this momentous occasion!